/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7804863
Duke is iconic. Postal Dude is tryhard.

Douk, Caleb and Lo Wang all shit on Postal Dude.

>>7804865
Other way around, literally nobody under 25 knows about duke meanwhile postal dude is known by everyone.

I don't think his one liners are any better but Postal Dude is ridiculously charismatic at times, the game does a good job at making him seem chill even while he's snickering like a little kid at the people he's killing.

>>7804875
>meanwhile postal dude is known by everyone.
Is this nigga serious right now?

>>7804863
Postal Dude is better. Duke is a cringe communist faggot creation.

>>7804892
You would understand if you werent a 38 year old virgin

>>7804934
I'm a 32 year old that's had sex. I have never ever heard a zoomer claim to like Postal or Postal Dude.

>>7804940
>>7804883
Kids these days are too politically correct, so they'd never play Postal…

>>7804875
whoa is it opposite day?

Nobody mainstream or young even knows about Postal. Like at all. It's not on the radar, it was known as an "edgy" game but it was WELL after MK and GTA so what little puritanical uproar it produced died down in short order because people were already used to that factor, even if it was considered edgier than they were. (The game isn't actually that edgy if you just play normally but whatever)

At least Duke was big enough that zoomers were still exposed to tons of references to him even if most never played his games. And for the gamers, the DNF debacle was an ongoing comedy for most of their lives if they followed any news sources.

Both are great. Siding with Postal dude just cause I like his voice more, it's quite soothing and he's a more relatable. Duke's voice is hilarious though, never get tired of that ventrilo harassment.

>>7804915
>cringe communist faggot creation
What do you mean?

>>7806003
> it was known as an "edgy" game
That'd be Hatred tho.

Obviously Dick Kickem is the winner here.

>>7806189
Probably referencing the fact that looks like Ivan Drago.

Yeah baby, I am the Lizard King!

Buttsauce!

>>7804863
Duke, though occasionally I'll go to take a piss and say to myself, "Ahh, now the flowers will grow"

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
I'VE GOT
I
I
I
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>>7804863
I love both
Duke can be cheezy in a fun way
while dude can be humorous, my favorite being " someone stole my donuts and you're all going to pay", I don't know actually it has that laid back style.

JC is up there.

>>7807551
Who?

>>7804863
duke is overrated
dude is based

>>7804915
>cringe communist faggot

Back to twitter

>>7807873
This

>>7806257
Drago is a badass though.

>>7804915
Literally the opposite.

The petition thing already make it better than all the douk quotes.

>>7804863
Ironically the Duke voice actor is also voicing the Postal dude in the new Postal game.

I have more nostalgia/fondness for Duke though Postal Dude also has great lines/VA.

>>7808209
Source?

>>7808419
https://twitter.com/jsjisduke/status/1183792061394255873

>>7808461
Not sure what to think about that.
John St Jon is legendary, but I still like the original Dude voice.

bump

>>7806204
You have a very limited definition of edgy.

>>7810506
At least in Postal you have ideals to kill people.
Hatred is all about having a personal holocaust for no reason whatsoever.

>>7804863
I feel like these two are even bigger autism magnets than Sonic the hedgehog characters.

>>7811227
Heh, their fanbase are ridiculously small to have lots of autists like Sonic fandom has.

Duke wins but Postal Dude is at least original. Repeating movie quotes doesn't make you a great character, it's just a reminder that video games will never amount to anything other than a waste of time.

>>7804863
I prefer Postal as a game, but Duke clearly has the better one-liners.

>>7810654
>for no reason whatsoever.
A psychopath has finally snapped and stopped pretending that he is a normal person. Realism.

>>7804865
>Duke is iconic.
Of course, they're all stolen from iconic films.

>>7811507
What about Shadow Warrior?

>>7806003
Nowadays the average person is more likely to be familiar with memes. Postal doesn't have that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74NRXhTZId0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWIRozQRAzw

>>7811463
What movie is “Get that crap outta here!” Or “I’ve got balls of steel!” from?

>>7812626
>I’ve got balls of steel!
Where in the fuck did he say that in Duke3D?

bump for answer >>7812636

>>7812391
That's cool, too.

>>7806256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkctfxyyGo&ab_channel=CyRaptor

>>7812626
>Get that crap outta here
Should that really count as a "quote" though?

>"I disagree." ~ anon

>>7812636
in the first level when you interact with the pinball machine in the arcade, IIRC

>>7813360
This is proof Randy needs to stay as far away from Duke Nukem 3D. I don't care if he designed a few good maps, fucking guy has his head up his ass more than anyone else in the vidya game scene. What's worse is, Jon St. John didn't even want to do these fucking lines

>>7814339
>fucking guy has his head up his ass more than anyone else in the vidya game scene
not while kojima exists

>>7814352
I don't agree, but fair enough. For all of Kojima's faults, at least he listens and respects his fans. Dude has a huge ego, but not maliciously so. Randy on the other hand, does

>>7805098
yes clearly the reason children in 2021 arent interested in a gimmick fps from the 90s is "political correctness"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvL-WGcoBis
can't believe this hasn't been posted yet, cmon guys

>>7814379
>he listens and respects his fans
no he doesn't lmao

>>7814387
for the best. fans are fucking retarded and all have shit ideas

>>7814387
>No

Raiden was literally made because of fan reaction to Solid Snake in MGS

>>7814382
Postal 2 is also just not a very good game lol

>>7814336
No.
That'd be with that Duke Nukem II game and even then he says
>hmmm, don't have time to play with myself

>>7804863
this guy

>>7814929
His quotes are not as sarcastic and funny as those from duke and dude.

bump

Duke's quotes are all ripped off from other films, so the Dude wins originality.

>>7814929
Max's "one-liners" are in a whole other dimension, anon. It's mean to compare him to Duke and Postal Dude.

What oneliners?
I only remember shit like "You gotta be fucking kidding"

>>7817902
The petition task.

>>7817902
Now the flowers will grow

>>7814524
Shooting is just terrible. I love the maps and the huge amount of details they put in, they clearly had fun making the game but no matter the difficulty level the only fun way to play is to use the AWP weapons just because of the higher damage.

>>7818457
Agreed, I played it for the first time a while ago and the pure action segments (book deposit, butchery and that goddamn taliban hideout) were pure fucking ass. I wish it had more level specific quotes from the Dude but aside from that it's a good game and the humor is great.

>>7818462
The only weird part is that the city in Saturday and Sunday are completely different from than the one in the week

>>7818462
Why people didn't like Postal 3 tho?

>>7819886
RWS put up their own reasons for disowning it which you can easily find.

>>7819895
What about the Uwe Boll movie?

>>7820043
Unironically his best movie.

>>7814329
Quote, line, whatever you want to call it, is one of Douk’s most memorable sayings.

>BUT IT WASN'T SIX MILLION
how did they get away with it?

>>7804863
One-liners get old after you heard them 100 times but I never get tired of Caleb laughing like a maniac when I blow up a group of cultists.

>>7804863
Duke is the greatest

>>7821420
Dude's quotes doesn't get old either.

>>7821420
hehehe whadda mess

>>7807527
Get off the Vent or you'll get bent.

>>7804865
>>7804863
Duke is a faggot, talking about breaking broom handles in a guy's ass. He's always talking about guys asses overall

>>7804863
Normally I would say Duke but if I really think about it, Duke doesn't have a single fucking original one-liner, it's pretty much Evil Dead / Terminator / etc. John St. Jon Edition. Not that Postal Dude is any better in that regard, but
>The gene pool is stagnant and I'm the minister of chlorine
for that alone he wins
>>7804915
Duke is a certified fascist, pic related