/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7793081
Its a game

>>7793086
Then why do cars squish him? Frogger follows logic until the swimming part.

because he's a frogger

>>7793095
Frogger is half the size of a car. Theres no logic. Calm down.

>>7793132
A semi trailer is going to squish even a horse.

>>7793132
And frogger loves to eat flies. Just accept they messed up not giving him the ability to swim.

Have you ever seen a frog swim irl?

There's piranhas in the water.

>>7793143
i like his briefcase and tie

>>7793389
Looks like hes off to work and he's in serious trouble.

>>7793081
Be cause he's not a frog hes a frogger. Half frog and half something that can't swim.

>>7793465
Looks like a giant frog. Those legs would be perfect for swimming.

>>7793081
He can, but chooses not to. It's like when you are walking on a tiled floor and your autism makes you only step on e.g. the blue tiles. He is challenging himself out of boredom.

>>7793143
>>7793389
>>7793398
Briefcase Frogger is Frogger's true form. Cartoony PS1 Frogger is NOT CANON.

>>7793471
You may believe that fapping to leg fetish porn makes you an expert on legs but it just ain't so. There's nothing in your pic that indicates he can swim. It looks like he's jumping. He's not half frog and half something that can't jump.

>>7793081
Froggy takes one step at a time, Anon.
The way that he moves? It has no reason or rhyme.
He hops and jumps, dodges and ducks cars and buses,
vans and trucks. I mean, fuck... what do you expect from the lil' guy?

>>7793534
>expert on legs
They look like the legs of a frog. Frogs are good swimmers.

For me it's anime Frogger, one of the most underrated 'scots

what's the white frog anyway? a girlfriend? (or boyfriend if you're gender confused)

is there Rule 34 of the white frog?

>>7793584
What did they do to Frogger????

>>7793646
They gave him sex appeal. ;)

>>7793081
A frog in open water is not safe.

t. uses frog lures to bass fish

>>7793654
Looks care free and lazy. Did he forget he was late for work? >>7793492

>>7793667
He's a massive frog. While there are giant gators and snakes out to get him I still think he shouldn't instantly die by touching water.

>>7793576
>i have never seen actual frog legs
It's not your fault. Your moms were just tying to protect you from all those nasty things you might catch outdoors. To be fair, they were right. You can't handle it.
FYI, Frog legs are delicious.

real question is, why the hell do froggers think they own the damn road? every time I drive through the wrong side of town there's a bunch of uppity froggers walking down the middle of the street with their pants around their ankles or playing basketball or whatever. some of us actually have jobs to go to.

>>7795121
Yikes.

>>7795121
lol i get it

fuck froggers

>>7795121
The real question is when did it become a crime to run over a frogger blocking traffic?