/vr/ - Retro Games

>Objective: Try to make your wife not hate you for the day
>Sub-objective: Ward off the parents

>>7718907
SNK Playmore really outdid themselves with the online lobbies

Akklaim was in over their heads

No Spin Zone Act 2 is challenging. I appreciate a game that takes a little old-fashioned skill
Seems like one of those games that'd be really hard to play on a new display

this has everything going for it to be a classic 2000s era pokemon clone, but it feels rushed

key here are the RTS elements that most games didn't begin to incorporate until the late 2000s

>>7718897
a seinfeld point and click

>>7719095

>>7718897
You actually have a good point.

Why to sitcom games not exist? There is a genre for god damn anything, including fucking fishing. Are sitcom producers just too lazy to come up with concepts?

Imagine you control Al Bundy in his house and you can interact with anything in the house and he makes jokes about it. The goal could be to gather as many "laugh tracks" as possible by choosing witty replies in dialogue or combining items in a humorous way.

I feel sitcom games should be a thing. The closest thing to it would be the South Park games I guess.

>>7719129
Home Improvement got a game

>>7719129
Most of the big popular sitcoms of the time weren't really for kids, which was probably why. Home Improvement got one for whatever reason though.

>>7719129
Home Improvement
Dallas
The Addams family
Neighbours
MASH
Alf
Little Britain
Ghost Whisperer
Criminal Minds
Gilligans Island
Desperate Housewives
Jackass
The Young Ones
Yes, Prime Minister
Monty Python
The Office
Iron Chef
Murder, She Wrote
Grey's Anatomy

Though not all sitcoms, all TV shows that got video games, a lot of them questionable.

>>7718897
Jeremy Kyle: The Total Immersion Video Game

>>7719117
>Japanese Seinfeld dub
>"What's the deal with the Korean diaspora here in Japan? Do they expect an apology? Comfort women had it great, it's in their job description!"
>*Seinfeld outro theme starts playing*

>>7718897
How do I convince Reese to give me back the firecrackers as Dewey? I keep going to Malcolm but he tells me to get lost and no one else is in the house.

>tfw no red dwarf /vr/ game

>>7718897
All sitcoms and 98% tv shows are garbage.

>>7719129

>>7719129
You need to go back

>>7719129
there's a lot of untapped potential for point and click adventure adaptions though I imagine most sitcoms were too lowbrow and mainstream to be a good fit for the sort of nerds that play point and click. It's a real shame that the simpsons never got a good one.

>>7719363
You need to stop parroting shit that you've seen on here in a pathetic attempt to fit in, faggot.

>>7718897
>xbox era team ninja
kick ass game

underrated

>>7719347
100%
You probably liked one or two, but they also suck. Stop pretending only the tv shows you liked don't suck.

>>7719248

>>7719325
>objective: Escape the White Hole

>>7718992
Is that like The Kypton Factor except for people with low I.Q.s?

>>7718992
Is that like The Krypton Factor except for people with low I.Q.s?

>>7719017
>tfw when leftist boomers know far more about Fox News and its personalities than anyone on the right does aka, rent-free

>>7718919
That's SNK for ya. Always going for something different and striking.

>>7718992
>>7719017
>tfw when leftist boomers know far more about Fox News and its personalities than anyone on the right does aka, rent-free

>>7718897
This game. Imagine a game like Dragon's Lair except with Bill Murray. 10 minutes of content where you have to replay the same thing over and over and make the right choices to see the end.

>>7719318
depends on where you're at in the game. there's a part where you can pick up the phone which triggers a sequence where you say the name of malcolm's crush and say he can't come to the phone because he wet the bed and is busy cleaning it up. he chases you off then picks up the phone and tries to call her back. malcolm finds out the last number that called was stevie's house and Abe answers the phone. This makes malcolm mad because he thinks his crush is hanging out with Stevie and he leaves the house to go find them. this gives you the opportunity to sneak into the room and steal reese's slingshot(and also $5 for an easter egg later on but you have to get the money first because getting the slingshot triggers the next sequence).

But if you have access to the backyard and the shovel and you've already broke the neighbor's windows right you bury the slingshot and then the cops will show up. they'll find reese still hiding in the bushes from the kids with water guns part and assume he did it. they notice the fresh hole in the backyard and ask dewie to dig it up. they find the slingshot which reese says isn't his despite it having his name on it. they decide to take him to jail and upon searching him say that he's got nothing on him. this tells you that he ditched them somewhere when the cops show up. you'd think they'd be in the bushes but they're actually behind the garbage cans outside

>>7718897
Slipknot: The Video Game
For the Sega Genesis & Super Nintendo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNQ70JWq1k

>>7719456
>objective: convince Kryten to lie
>bonus objective: get him to call Rimmer a Smeghead.

>>7719618
How the fuck did the devs expect me to get this?

>>7719856
Slipknot sucks would rather have a Limp Bizkit game.

>>7719129
Isn't that kind of how Neighbors From Hell is played? You have to torture the fat neighbor with traps without getting caught for laugh tracks.

One thing a MWC game needs to have is Al playing a Psycho Dad FPS, essentially Doom with all of Al's usual targets of hate (Peg, Marcy, etc.) in place of demons.

>>7719598
>catched

>>7720039
t. Fred Durst

>>7720039

>>7720015
that's not even that obtuse compared to other similar puzzles in adventure games. the gnome name from king's quest was much worse. you had to track down a note that you wouldn't think to be related which gives you some kind of archaic hint. so basically you have to connect random shit, then write it "backwards." not really backwards though because bob backwards would be bob. instead of bob they'd want you to write yly. because b is the 2nd letter in the alphabet and y is the 2nd letter from the end of the alphabet.

That's much harder to figure out than hiding Hal's speaker cables in the grass so he runs over them with lawn mower and has to run to the store to get new cable.

>>7719856
Slipknot is super gay

>>7719416
This game can only be played with the PS2 DVD remote.

>>7720556
That's a better joke than every joke in Click together.

>>7720551
Try saying that without crying and without being a massive fan of pop/r&b/rap(e).

>>7720626
Why yes, I am a rape afficionado, how did you know?

>>7719598
>where you have to replay the same thing over and over and make the right choices to see the end.
I just beat Castlevania.

>>7719598
Majoras Mask?

>>7718897

>>7719598
You could chop up the film and its files and then make it yourself, there are certainly enough different things that he does.
I bet Daphne would work.

>>7719117
It would be impolite to not laugh at his antics

>>7719117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRpXb2UMnQ&ab_channel=superchief64

>>7719129
Old microcomputers had sitcom based game trash, mostly British

>>7719318
>voluntarily playing the PAL version
unoptimized/10

>>7720039
The Dreamcast version has much better lighting and textures but all in all 989 Studios did an ok job. PS1 ruled the world in 1999 but it was getting old. Good thing they had friends at Treyarch.

>>7718992
>>7719017
>tfw when leftist boomers know and care more abput Fox News and its personalities than anyone on the right does aka, rent-free

>>7719598

>>7718907
I'd play that

>>7719325
There was an unofficial point and click style game that did the rounds back in the day. Can't remember who made it. I haven't ever seen it online, surprisingly. I still have it.

>>7721291
Got a feeling it would get a bit samey after a while :^)

>>7721856
Turns out the creator uploaded it to archive.org. Search Michael Dodson Red Dwarf.

>>7721291
I'd play it for the Punxsutawney Phil driving stage alone.

Springfeel Pervert game

>>7721942
Is that...
DAN SCHNEIDER in a standard issue prison uniform?!?

>>7721965
Nah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=baasedHej-Oxw

>>7721965
>>7721972
Not sure what happened there

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=baasedHej-Oxw

>>7719325
>Diversity Crew: The Game
Nah, I'm good, thanks.

some say this era was truly the golden age of sprite art

>>7722004
I don't like how that game was biased towards shoe users. I'm more of a Monica's Gang Vs. Capcom guy, myself.

>>7719189
You're missing a few. The Sopranos got a pretty terrible beat em up, and Friends got a dumb trivia game

>>7720626
Slipknot is good but you're a retard too for writing off entire music genres

>>7719394
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>7722021
I had the Sopranos game back in the day, played through it once and then traded it in for something else. After Gandolfini died I had an itch to revisit it and looked it up on ebay out of curiosity, people were wanting too much for it.
It had all the cast members involved and it felt like they were going for a good interactive Sopranos experience but yeah, it did suck.

>>7722040
Anon said "good"

>>7722016
well id say they addressed the concerns raised around the first title as reasonably as they could for the sequel

The snes version was better.

>>7722051
Good point. This might be nostalgia goggles, I think I was like eight or nine when I played it and this was the only Simpsons I was allowed because Dad was afraid watching the show would turn me into a disrespectful wiseass.

Since I'm here, I'm sure you can tell how well it worked.

>>7718897
>Team Ninja
The wife would have giant tits

>>7722035
False. Why would I want to subject myself to listening to music that annoys me or irritates me? I don't like the whining/crying in R&B. I certainly don't care for pop music, which seems to attract faggots to the genre. And I definitely don't care for the gibberish mumble jumble rhyming of rappers who brag about killing/raping/stealing/murdering or some shit like that.

>>7722253
And you'd die from getting hit offscreen like in NG2.

>>7722432
This guy always seems like an absolute darling having to work with.

>>7721108
It's the DC version, it had 60hz with VGA compatibility.

Pre-rendered backgrounds are a lost art. This one takes me back.

>>7722604
if you insist

MacGyver point & click adventure game, the whole premise of the show is literally made for it!

>>7722114
The Genesis version actually has the theme song. Get mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI

For a quirky cash-in on the Tamagotchi/early Pokemon craze it's full of surprises. Too bad it was released late in the Saturn's life and costs $800 disc-only.
Bernie Stolar amirite

>>7718992
>>7719017
Obsessed.

>>7725958
>he got Hardball w/ Chris Matthews for the GBC instead
kek