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Surprise erections thread.
Hard mode: keep it under the 4th gen or older including arcade games.

>> No.7709274
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I actually fapped to the the girls in the bath houses in the original Shantae. Good times desu.

>> No.7709287
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>> No.7709314
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>> No.7709346

>>7709287
Game?

>> No.7709365

>>7709346
I think it's one of the Elvira games for Amiga

>> No.7709375
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>>7709346
Elvira 2
the sexy scene is in 1:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd-cJUuU5mo
from pic to that gif in >>7709287
need to make the full webm/gif someday.
>>7709365
I played the DOS version

>> No.7709378

>>7709346
Elvira 2 Jaws of Cerberus

>> No.7709528

>>7709287
I like how the mouth more or less turns into a fang filled vagina, like you try to opt into some sex in the middle of your haunted adventure and the game goes "OH, YOU WANTED PUSSY? HERE'S SOME PUSSY FOR YOU HHHHHHAAAAACKKKKKKHHHHHH--" and it fucking kills you.

>> No.7709538

>>7709528
Her mouth reminds me of the old vampire movie, Nosferatu.

>> No.7709697
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>> No.7709713

This sure turned out to be a highly productive use of a Saturday afternoon.

>> No.7710927

>>7709713
You could have studied Japanese instead.

>> No.7710930
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>>7710927

>> No.7710995

>>7709697
>>>/mlp/

>> No.7711003

>>7710995
That unicorn fag who got his own movie is the MLP one.

>> No.7711023
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This is the sexiest girl in all videogames. She has an amazing body and attitude and voice in a fucking fun game.

SIT ON MY PENIS ANGEL

>> No.7711284

>>7711023
This one was also a surprise hard on for me.

>> No.7711356
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>>7709254
Literally any PC-98 game can have some boner surprise
Even knowing that you have them you can't expect when it will happen

>> No.7712415

>>7711356
If its Xenon its gotta be the glasses wearing blond. Also, bless you whoever it was at c ware that kept putting one extra busty girl in each game.

>> No.7712438

>>7709274
That's one thing you gotta love about WayForward, they've never shied away from putting attractive girls and T&A in their games. They're still drawing sexy characters in their new games, even.

>> No.7712447

>>7711356
>any PC-98 game can have some boner suprise
I wouldn't call it a surprise.
Most of PC-98 games are intended to give you a boner.

>> No.7712454

>>7711356
I would have myself if I could only get it up to ugly, shitty art.

The PC-98 has better options than this, but I guess if you like stupid medicine ball tits, what are you gonna do?

>> No.7712458

>>7709274
a surprisingly titillating game. i don't think a 16x16 sprite has ever been sexier.

>> No.7712467
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>> No.7712971

>>7712467

tags: incest femdom rape lolicon

>> No.7713798

>>7711023
Looks familiar. Game?

>> No.7713830

>>7713798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPfui_-G_0

>> No.7713852

>>7711356
That's cheating, those are supposed to be hentai.

>> No.7713984

>>7709254
>hard mode
>implying pixels aren't hotter than models

>> No.7713997
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More Elvira Mistress of the Dark

>> No.7714004

>>7711023
her ass man. it's so tight looking in those pixels

>> No.7714008

>>7712467
>3DS MM

>> No.7714020

>>7709274
How can you even fap to a GBC?
I don't doubt a teenager might find that image arousing but trying to hold still a GBC with that non backlit screen and get the optimum light reflection...

>> No.7714068

>>7709254
game?

>> No.7714096

>>7714068
Phelios, a shmup by namco.

>> No.7714148
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These lizard dudes in Tomb Raider 3 and the black scorpions in Tomb Raider 4.
I guess I have a fetish for Lara Croft abuse, specifically when she's poisoned.

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>>7711284
>>7713798
>>7714004
I'm in love with her guys. She's so badass and hot. If I had a girl liek that IRL we would wrestle for fun and be badass 2gether. TFW when old fiance was like that with me when I coaxed her to, but she didn't look like Angel (boobs were as big though)

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>>7714227

>> No.7714724
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>> No.7715126

>>7713997
>CONSOOM
kek

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>>7709274

>> No.7715651
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>>7712454
>what are you gonna do?
post more PC-98 qt's

>> No.7715657

>>7715568
Genie back... erotic...

>> No.7715703

>>7713997
I'm in love with Elvira

>> No.7715968
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>> No.7715972

>>7715968
It's awright

>> No.7716056

>>7715972
>sensible chuckle.gif

>> No.7716141
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7716141

I know she was blatant waifu-bait, but that snake tattoo...

>> No.7716560
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She was the protagonist's long lost sister, too

>> No.7717671
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Pocky losing her shoes when taking damage.

>> No.7718282

>>7709254
I have coomed so many times to Phelios. The only thing that would make it better is if she had a penis

>> No.7718465

>>7715651

goddamn Japanese facial mole obsession, I like my ladyfaces clean

>> No.7718728

>>7710930
実は、もう学びました

>> No.7718913
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>>7718282
>you & her
who's gonna be the top & the bottom?

>> No.7719085

>>7718465
boring

>> No.7719110

>>7714020
cooming finds a way

>> No.7719114

>>7716141
what a slut

>> No.7719337

>>7709287
This terrified me when I was a kid.

>> No.7719359

>>7714724
What a soft squish.

>> No.7719365

>>7718728
Could you type a little less like an immature gaijin.

学んだ事もあるよ。

>> No.7719373

>>7715972
Kek haven't seen that image in a decade

>> No.7719381
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>> No.7719589
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>> No.7719783

>>7719373
>Kotonohas' Husbando
Mad Thad, is that you?
I thought you're still in jail.

>> No.7719936
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I couldn't find the exact animation, but when a battle stars in Chrono Trigger, Ayla faces the enemy and gets into a battle pose. It makes her tits shake a bit. Made my dick diamonds.

>> No.7719945

>>7719936
You could have just posted a picture of Ayla and nothing else, anon.

>> No.7719996
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>>7719085
>I like mold on my food too

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>> No.7720310

>>7711023
lol she is literally just blonde Mai in jeans and a tanktop

>> No.7720317
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>>7714020
>>7709274
>gbc
I fapped to Shantae's transformation dance in my 30's senpai

:^)

>> No.7720352
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7720352

I'd never hit a lady

>> No.7722069

>>7719589
always a classic waifu

>> No.7724130
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>> No.7725842
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>> No.7725918
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SURPRISE!!!

>> No.7726076 [DELETED] 

>>7720282
>constant cooming fried my brain from being able to read topic title or distinguish in-game graphics from fan art

>> No.7726916

>>7719569
Are those Mousers in the background?

>> No.7726936

>>7726916
Yeah that's Turtles Tournament Fighters

Japanese version adds additional ass

>> No.7726967

>>7719996
Cumia?

>> No.7727143

>>7726967
Coomia

>> No.7727165

>>7727143
>i'm still hilarious

>> No.7728397
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>>7709254
my dad brought this game home one day. needless to say, it was installed quite promptly.

>> No.7728404

>>7715968
Get help.

>> No.7728405

The game when the villan shocks the chained woman boobs

>> No.7728773
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>> No.7729259

>>7709254
>In Greek mythology Artemis and Apollo are brothers

>> No.7729448

>>7729259
What are you talking about? Both Artemis and her Roman equivalent Diana are females.

>> No.7729463 [DELETED] 

>>7712467
MODS!!!!!!!!

>> No.7729468 [DELETED] 

>>7715968
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7730294

>>7729259
twins even
oh my

>> No.7731248

>>7709274
Pretty sure the only reason people play Shantae is for the fapbait.

>> No.7732346

>>7709254
Night Slave beach scene

>> No.7732374

>>7732346
post it, faggot

>> No.7732384
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>> No.7732446
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>>7732384
I remember it was posted in i-mockery.

>> No.7732808
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A shame the reboot didn't get past one episode

>> No.7733032

>>7732446
Was there ever an explanation for what's really going on in that animation? Is there something fairly obvious that I'm missing, because I can't see anything other than a blowjob.

>> No.7733369

>>7733032
They are putting ice into fighter's shorts.

>> No.7733472

>>7715968
get based

>> No.7733935

>Aril tied up on NES Turtles
Made my peepee feel strange.

>> No.7734062

>>7714148
these guys have so much soul

>> No.7734129
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Ayame's alternate outfit from Tenchu Stealth Assassins. Actually jerked off to it. That was still in the timeframe when I had enough hormones to jerk off to almost anything.

>> No.7735692

>>7717671
get a life

>> No.7736261
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7736261

>>7719936

>> No.7737190

>>7711023
Lulu is better

>> No.7737507
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7737507

>>7714068
It's actually pretty good. The arcade is very nice, and the Genesis port does run at the low resolution mode, but it plays well.

>> No.7737527

>>7709254
IF HURRYING PUSH BUTTON

>> No.7737535

>>7715651
I like how PC-98 art is mainly great because it's just late 80's and 90's anime but in high-res pixel art. It's like something already soulful but with extra umami.

>> No.7737564

>>7715651
source?

>> No.7737757
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7737757

>>7714008
play the restoration hack

>> No.7737872

>>7737564
Xenon - Mugen No Shintai

>> No.7737965

>>7709274
This game made me look up r34 immediately

>> No.7737976

>>7709287
Is there a version of this gif that stays a bit longer on the first frame, with it looking like a normal girl?

>> No.7738005
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>> No.7738758

>>7719569
What game?

>> No.7738829

>>7738758
TMNT Tournament Fighters on the SNES.

>> No.7738857

>>7738829
Why are there elves and female humans in a TMNT game?
>>7738005
Name? Was it a wolfteam game? Looks familiar.

>> No.7738859

>>7738005
Genesis does what arcadon't.

>> No.7738882

>>7738857
Aliens and women exist in TMNT

However the game does have a very random roster of literally-whos

>> No.7739505

>>7738857
Golden Axe

>> No.7739531

>>7719589
>OH BOY OH BOY, WE ARE ELECTROCUTING HER!
>slaps own butt repeatedly

>> No.7741149

>>7725918
Game?

>> No.7741382

>>7741149
Pic name or Gynoug.

>> No.7742042
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>>7738882
All versions of that game had weird characters. The mega drive one had Ray Fillet from the comics, some random beetle called Sisyphus who was never heard from again, and April was a ninja who lived on a spaceship. Trippy game.

>> No.7743319 [DELETED] 

>>7712438
It's not the same when you know they support Tranny...cowards

>> No.7744710
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Arabian Fight and Arabian Magic are two arcade games that have my harem fetish. While the Arabian Fight art is more detailed, it is a bit too weeboo-animeish for my tastes.

>>7716141
what game?

>> No.7744748

>>7709274
Not putting outlines on the bikinis was big brain

>> No.7744772

>>7720352
Thinking back this is probably why I like qipaos

>> No.7746163
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>> No.7746217

>>7746163
BOOBA

>> No.7746239

>>7718728
nice google translate there, anon.
who the fuck uses 学ぶ in real life?

>> No.7746261

>>7719783
Thad got out over a year ago. He still has restricted access to the web so it can't be him.

>> No.7746307

>>7746163
Is that fucking Strohiem on bottom right?

>> No.7747884

>>7719569
What shader?

>> No.7747898

>>7746163
What game?

>> No.7747951

>>7746163
>>7747898
Strikers 1945

>> No.7748947

>>7747884
Maister NTSC

>> No.7749013

>>7747898
It's written in the background.

>> No.7749912

>>7714261
based, maga

>> No.7750690

>>7711356
>Literally any PC-98 game can have some boner surprise
how is it a surprise when you play for the boners
there are like two pc98 games without porn. thats what would be a surprise. "wow this game have no tits on it???"

>> No.7750847

>>7750690
Koei made lots of PC98 games.
Most of Koei games are not porn.

>> No.7751604

>>7744710
>what game
Never played it myself, but I believe that's Unreal 2.

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>>7720310
And American? And has a better attitude? There's a difference big difference, gaywad.
>>7737190
The only girl possible better is Fio. Who the christ is Lulu?

>> No.7752191 [DELETED] 

https://cdn.wcnews.com/newestshots/full/sm2girlbig.gif

>> No.7752194
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Wing commander dos

>> No.7752198

>>7752194
damn
first good one of this thread

>> No.7752218 [DELETED] 

>>7752198
le american goblino face

>> No.7753906

>>7746163
what platform was this on?

>> No.7753926

>>7753906
There was a Playstation and Saturn port, but only the arcade version had the secret ending.

>> No.7753995 [DELETED] 

>>7746217
Fuck off redditor

>> No.7754027 [SPOILER] 
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How the fuck was I supposed to know my version of the game was uncensored? I was 7.

>> No.7754085

Minute 10:55

https://youtu.be/yGcO7NQUzro?t=657

>> No.7754104

>>7754027
Not Even Nintendo of America wanted to fuck with Golgo 13.

>> No.7754129

>>7734129
I still have. I feel like I haven't progressed past early teens sexually yet...

>> No.7754354
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7754354

Saw some movie licence boobs so you may as well have them.

>> No.7754362
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7754362

and I dont know anything about normal comic books, never mind obscure weirdo comics but this also seems to be a good fit for here.

>> No.7754365

>>7750847
Not on PC-98, but they made some pretty fucked up loli shit in their pc-88 years.
Enix did too.

>> No.7755697

>>7709254
>Hard mode: keep it under the 4th gen or older
So... anything aside from 4th gen for some retarded fucking reason?

>> No.7755942

>>7719936
theres also a single frame from one of her attacks that makes it look like she's not wearing pants, i jacked off to that at least once when i was a kid

>> No.7756232

>>7754085
that is a really good one