/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7703254
*laughs in Satellaview*

>>7703257
No one knew what that was back then, so just zoom on back 2 reddit

>>7703254
Wasn't this basically the '90s version of Game Pass

>>7703254
>Sega pioneered games as a service
What a scummy company

>>7703279
It wasn't games as a service, it was a game service. Service Games, if you will

>>7703292

>>7703292
You son of a bitch

>>7703254

>>7703279
I wonder why Sega didn't set up their own Steam-like service for PC gaming after they quit making their own consoles. That would've been more lucrative than a third-party console dev.

>>7703254

>>7703461
Because they would have to have games worth playing.

Sega is god tier and gaming went to shit soon after they left the hardware industry.

>>7703520
Sega made more worthwhile games than Valve, though...

>>7703257
Compared to Channel Satellaview was BS. You had your games saved on memory packs with most of them having boot limits and if your game expired you couldn't just delete it you had to buy another memory pack. Soundlink games? You had to actually be there when it was broadcasted like how TV used to be without the VCR you miss it then too bad.

>>7703543
HL > Sanic

>>7703567
half life is garbage, gabencuck.

>>7703590
Nah is based unlike furfag Sonic.
And the mods are kino.

>>7703523
And Sony is churning out wokeshit. It's almost like the wrong kid died.

>>7703610
Nope, Half life killed fps by turning the genre into linear cinematic bullshit.

>>7703649
No matter how many times you say it.
It will never be true, alf.
Imagine being a sonicfag lmao.

>>7703665
If you compare the first 5mins of both Half life and any Genesis Sonic game its clear to hard core and normie gamers which the better title is.

>>7703680
Yeah HL is so much better, not even funny.

>>7703557
>Satellaview was BS
Heh

>>7703254
I called this in the late 90's, I had bought a copy of Vectorman for super cheap since Genesis was dead by then and all the games were discount at the time and I noticed the number prominently on the box and called it, it was still up and running. I was shocked when someone promptly picked up the phone and I just asked some random question.

>>7703665
>>7703683
You sounds like an uninteractive media enthusiast! Are you a fan of Andy Warhol? Haw haw haha haw!

>>7703836
Sonic is hold right to win.

>>7703850
Until you hit a bumper...

Why are sonicucks so delusional?

>>7703850
Nintoddlers always have to sock a cuck
When in their life did it everything go amuck?
A Nintoddler is never at peace
This creep took naked photos of a niece

>>7703865
Doesn't matter.
It can't compete with this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=feiNtFMF7pw

>>7703850
oops

>>7703875
Now it's obvious you're just shitposting

>>7703887
Cope
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6nOKMPyRGCs

>>7703892
You are indeed; HLDL and HL aren't even the same game. You may as well have used a Quake or Counter Strike clip.

Not to mention you're comparing games from entirely different genres and platforms. Obvious bad faith argumentation is obvious

>>7703914
im not the fag who believes sonic is good and hl is bad.
So yeah cope harder.

>>7703925
>Says HL is good
>Posts clips of HLDM
Project harder. You're intentionally ignoring what is being criticized and hiding behind vacuous catchphrases; You've conceded.

>>7703948
Sonic is a laughing stock in the gaming community unlike Chad Life.
There is the proof.

>>7703850
>confirmed never played a sonic game

>>7703567
>sanic
Discarded normie plebbit meme.

Why is alftranny so mentally ill?

>>7703620
They all do now, and they all would be doing now.

>>7703953
Proof that you're a smoothbrain maybe

>>7703567
>>7703610
>>7703665
>>7703683
>>7703850
>>7703875
>>7703892
>>7703925
>>7703953
Came here from a crosspost. Holy fuck are you pathetic lol.

>>7703649
Imagine being a doomworld tranny
https://archive.is/h0d0r
You have to go back.

>>7703649
Fps didn't need to be killed, they were always garbage for edgy kids.
A floating camera(but just pretend you're a soldier, just imagine it), and the frontend of a gun. How cool.

>>7703953
Isn't Half Life the biggest joke because it can't even manage to fart out a third game over two decades?

>>7704012
hahahaha!
you are a funny guy!

>>7703998

Nintendo doesnt

>>7703468
ayy lmao

>>7704035
No, but sonic shitty games and its fanbase are.
>>7704036
And you are a schizo that couldn't even convince doomfags of your narrative.

Sonicfags are so easy to trigger.

>>7703557
>Satellaview was BS

>>7704046
>You are this person I detest because you annoy me
oops! toddler logic

>>7704046
>>fanbase
Hey grandpa, wake up. It's not the 2000s anymore, it's 2021.

>>7704071
Im not the one who made that doomworld thread.

>>7704075
>therefore you did
If you want to be upset someone insulted your favourite game, you can do that in a HL thread where someone will care. What a retarded thing to care about

>>7704046
>FANBASE!!!
There he goes...Why are sonic haters even more retarded and autistic than the actual fans?
>sh..SHITTY GAMES!
Anon...actually play a sonic game before coming to conclusions...

>>7704108
Because they don't play games and enjoy arguing on the internet more. It's like going to /mu/ and dunking on juggalos. Low hanging fruit for lazy insecure shitposters seeking validation

>>7704046
>Shitty games
His virgin fingers never touched a sonic game
>Fanbase
Absolute pussy if you think the sonic fanbase is the worst.

The Sega Chadnel? Good shit, for sure.

>>7704035
>a third game over two decades
>Half Life Decay exists.

>>7704307
Expansion packs are not sequels, they expand the original game. That's why it's called an expansion

>>7704293
date on this photo?

>>7704713
Wild guess but I'm going to go with 2011-2014.

>>7704293
am I gonna get a gf (with jorts) if I get a Sega MD?

>>7704293
Cute feet

>>7703292
>Service
KWAB

>>7703254
Nothing really of note that you couldn't get via retail or import. The Nintendo service was Jap only, but it was vastly superior. Oh, and it was only available for less than a year.

X Band was a better idea, but they were all ultimately doomed by everything else wrong with dial up

>>7705106
Unm, the Garfield game on this SEGA channel had exclusive levels and was a 100% exclusive. Never released ever again. Also, Willy Wars in 60fps.

>>7705419
>Unm
Shut the fuck up.
>Garfield
Dog shit
>Willy Wars in 60fps
Where's the dump? Only ever seen Nip, Yuro, and the Mini ROMs. Never seen it on any list of undumped games.

>>7705419
>Unm
Shut the fuck up.
>Garfield
Dog shit. This smacks of desperation.
>Willy Wars in 60fps
No one played it. No one downloaded it. That's why there's no dump. Seems you've destroyed your own argument for why the service was worth a shit.

>>7705573
>orange cat bad

>>7705604
What can I say? I like Mondays.
You know what, I take it back. It was exclusively exclusive. That alone is redemption enough.

>>7705573
>t. Odie

>>7705419
Op here I remember playing Garfield lost levels (the Casablanca train level) and thinking it was shit. Alien Soldier blew my mind, though.

>>7705106
You never played Satellaview back then. No one here did. You’re not Japanese so shut the fuck up with your bitch ass strawman

>>7705662
>the fag knows who I am, where I'm from, just everything about me, it seems. Damn, looks like I've finally found a stalker on this anonymous message board...
Sigh...
And you never played the Mega Man game. No one did. No strawman. That's. Why. There's. No. Dump. Unlike the BS library. Understand the definitions of your logical fallacies before you start pointing the accusatory finger, helmet. Sega Net was shit, and you're a cunt. Eat my ass.

>>7703461
Sega Japan wouldn't do it. After their domestic computer market died, computer gaming dissapeared in Japan. That's why jap devs only even started porting their games to PC in the last decade.

>>7706042
Good, PC games always were shit.

>>7705753
>doesn't understand how Satellaview and Sega Channel are functionally different
If you wanted to keep your downloaded Satellaview game and wanted a new game as well you would have to buy another memory pack, not to mention that downloaded games had DRM that would make the game unplayable after a certain amount of plays. Oh, and you wouldn't be able to replay SoundLink titles ever again in their original form after their broadcast was discontinued forcing fans to hack a single version of a broadcast release into a playable form, while the other releases were lost to time.

You do understand that the whole draw of Sega Channel was the idea that you no longer had to buy new carts all the time if you wanted to play new games right?
>Thinks Sega Channel and SegaNet are the same thing
lolwut

They actually had Sega Channel in Japan but jewed it up by both raising the monthly fee and cutting the number of games down by half.

>>7705573
There’s no dump because Sega channel games were erased from the cart on shutdown, retard.

>>7703254
How would you know? You weren't alive back then and you didn't have it.

>>7706675
You seem to think you’re being clever, somehow? I suggest you dilate and clear your mind.

>>7703276
lmao this

>>7706714
He's right though. Its just like how you said nobody here played Satellaview. Nobody here played sega net either, especially not you.

>>7707108
No one is talking about “Seganet” either except you, samefag. End your life.

>>7707108
>Satellaview, Japan exclusive service
>Sega Channel, not Japan exclusive service
What you mean to say is "I haven't played Sega Channel so that means nobody has and Satellaview was better anyway because I say so even though I never played it"
Sour grapes

>>7705573
retard

>>7703523
I would argue the success of the Genesis was a fluke in Sega’s history.

>>7706580
Guess that's yet another reason to hate it then, you flaming faggot. You're so fucking DUMB.
>>7707456
Kill yourself, you tranny spastic. Do it now. Spare the fucking world.

>>7708386

>>7708386
retard

>>7703254
It was pretty great, yeah. I always wanted to see what happened if you were in the menu when the month changed, but my aunt was the one who had it and I only went over there during the day.

>>7705106
>Nothing really of note that you couldn't get via retail or import.
This is kind of a bizarre thing to say. I couldn't get a month of unlimited access to 50 different games for $15 a month from retail or import.

Also, the US version of bloodshot was only available on Sega channel.
>b-but you could import the EU version
Yeah as a kid in the 90s, I loved importing genesis carts from Europe. That's a totally normal thing that every kid was doing back then.

>>7708541
>>b-but you could import the EU version
No one said that. Putting words into my mouth like you put your faggot father's cock in yours, I see. Hurry up and kill yourself.
>I couldn't get a month of unlimited access to 50 different games for $15 a month
Half of them were dog shit, if this thread is anything to go by, and you only have so many hours in the day. Seems you didn't have much of a life then, and probably nothing has changed. Hurry up and kill yourself.
>bloodshot
Really not doing much to convince me here. Once again, hurry up and kill yourself.
>>7708485
>repeating the same thing to the point of ad nauseam means it carries weight!
Not how it works. Hurry up and kill yourself.

>>7708698
>No one said that
Okay, well if you're ruling that out then Bloodshot wasn't available retail, so it was a Sega Channel exclusive, moron.

>Really not doing much to convince me here.
>B-BUT I SAID G-GOOD GAMES
Well, I don't know who you are or what you consider a good game. I don't remember the Genesis having a version of Super Goal Post Mover though, so I imagine it just wasn't the console for you.

>>7708698
retard

>>7708704
>Bloodshot wasn't available retail
And it was still dog shit. Keep bringing dog shit up. It obviously makes for a cogent argument.
>Well, I don't know who you are
Somebody who is owning you with every retort, fucktard.
>...or what you consider a good game
Well, I'm not a regular poster here, so I'm probably more clued up than you, you disturbed brainlet Sega chode. Unlike you, I'm actually able to discern what makes a good game to a certain degree. It's not because I have some unique insight that everyone else lacks, it's because I'm not some tribalist company lick spittle. You're one sad, pathetic, hopelessly obsessed little spastic. I'm laughing at you right now. Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! F-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

>>7709240
>Well, I'm not a regular poster here
Do they not offer regular internet access in your ward?

>>7709273
Nah, no time to spare. You see, I'm far too busy looking after all the profoundly retarded faggotoid Sega zealots. It's something of a joy watching them bounce around their cells. Problem is, they just won't shut the fuck up.
All I hear is:
>MUH BLAST PROCESSING!
>MUH SEGA CHANNEL!
>MUH BLOODSHOT! (and not even the CD version, hahahaha!)
>NINTENDO BAAAD!
>THE COLOR IS BLUE! BLUUUUEEEE!
Etc...
It's a tough, utterly thankless job caring for you window licking spastics, but I guess somebody has to do it.

>>7709273
Oh, and poor form on your part:
>you've owned me like a slave, something I know you're going to keep on doing, so you're now insane
Sad. Hilarious, sure, but sad.

>>7709356
I think you're the weirdest person I've ever talked to directly on this site.

>be me
>be Nintendo kid
>have friends (as per usual for a Nintendo kid)
>one of said friends is a rich Sega kid
>he has Sega Channel (OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHHAAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD)
>go to his house
>"hey check out this Sega Channel thing"
>OK.jpeg
>it's shit
>pull down his pants and laugh at his small penis
>his mom comes in and lets me play with her plump MILF ass and tits while her son cries in the corner
>*dabs*

>>7706376
>Satellaview and Sega Channel are functionally different
Look at this pedant. No one cares. Get a life, you loser.

>>7706042
The total collapse of the Japanese domestic PC market in the early '90s still baffles me to this day. They had a bunch of very nice machines in the 16-bit era (PC-98, FM Towns, X68k), and then it all went completely to shit. It took nearly two decades for PCs to start reappearing in notable numbers. I know tariffs on imported components were to blame, but that was a thing in Eastern Europe as well, yet PCs were a common sight in eastyuropoor households by the early-mid 00s (which was not the case in Japan).

>>7708698
>Relying on weasel wording
>Forgetting the argumentation to shield your ego
By attempting to convince yourself you haven't been repeatedly btfo by constantly shifting the goalpost, you've effectively conceded ya retarded narcissistic ignoramus
>>7709240
>nothing of note
Meaning you'll arbitrarily claim any exclusive game is shit because you know your stance is shit.
If having Wily Wars, Pulseman, Power Drive, Alien Soldier, Nightmare Circus, and Maui Mallard as exclusives doesn't mean anything to you, that would indicate that you have shit taste or, more likely, are arguing in bad faith and just want something to feel superior about because of your crippling insecurity
>I'm not a regular poster here
There is no reason to even mention that besides attempting to not appear like a pathetic obsessive getting excited over being wrong and then changing your stance like a psychotic retard
>>7709401
>larping to feel better about yourself because you know you're wrong
>>7709438
>You can't dump Sega Channel games!
"Satellaview had DRM"
>yeah well nobody cares grumble grumble
The person I was talking to did care, but I'm obviously talking to a retard, now.
It's almost like you're not even paying attention at this point

Way to give up in such a bombastic manner, it's too bad you suck so hard at arguing that you have to pretend ignoring the opposition isn't conceding just to delude yourself into believing you have anything relevant or substantial to say

retard