/vr/ - Retro Games

Replace Kurt with Michael Jackson and Brad Buxer.

>>7498632
Does anyone have that one with the Sega and Nintendo fans strangling each other?

>>7498632
>is this zoom
Yes. Yes it is.

>>7498689
Don't believe I've ever seen that one. I do have pic related tho which is a personal favorite of mine.

>>7498879
>tfw sega fan
>always was fat
I wish my body reflected my taste in games, I like FAST stuff, but I'm FAT

>>7498963
Emulate your blue childhood idol and take up running as a hobby.

>>7499003
>take up running as a hobby.
This but if you a truly fat then start by walking. The impact on the knees/ankles from the extra weight can cause injuries.

t. got fat from beer lost it gained some back and currently losing it all over again

>>7499048
>got fat from beer
You got fat from stupid

>>7498632
do this with 6th gen

Sonic Autism is a casualty of the Console Wars.
>be a Sega Kid in the USA in the early 90s
>nerdy type who wants to play fantasy games and action games (Sonic)
>mostly Nintendo Kids on the playground, because Nintendo was winning the war
>Nintendo Kids hang together and get to express their love of Nintendo by talking to eachother; prevalence of Nintendo means they talk to a variety of kids who just so happen to have a Nintendo
>Nintendo games serve as a bridge to unite kids who might otherwise not speak to eachother; socializing with different types of kids helps each child to grow and naturally train their social skills
>Nintendo kids develop relatively normally as a result
>other Sega Kids are mostly protojocks who only care about playing football and basketball games when they aren't playing said sports irl, which is what they're doing during recess instead of talking about vidya
>nerdy Sega Kid can't mingle with them or the Nintendo kids due to lack of an icebreaker
>turns fascination inward since he can't share his enjoyment of Sonic games with real life friends in a healthy way that helps him learn to bond with other humans
>starts drawing Sonic art, imagining Sonic stories, wishes he could be in Sonic's world where he would have friends and not be an outcast
>now a teenager
>discovers internet communities
>finds other awkward grownup Sega Kids who had childhoods just like his
>they all share their bizarre Sonic fantasies, art, and stories to resounding approval
>"Hey, I'm not really alone!"
>the rush of this realization causes them to go even deeper, any feelings of shame or doubt about their obsession melt away; what was once maybe a symbol of being an outcast is now a tool of earning acceptance
>before too long they're dressing up like Sonic, RPing Sonic sex with strangers, spending thousands of dollars on obscure Sonic merch, and grooming younger members of the community into sharing dickpics

>>7499164
>anyone will read all that shit ever

>>7498879
Console-tan>>>>>>woshit