/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7458935
Based and whatever... pilled

>inb4 the autist comes in with his "power ranking"

Unironically Aki Ross.

>>7458947
Rinoa's flat as fuck. Yuna has bigger titties

>>7458982
They're big enough.

>>7458935

Fang is the prettiest but she's not retro. Lulu would be second if she didn't have that turd spot next to her mouth. Remade Tifa or maybe Aerith would be second if they were retro. This leaves only one choice, and that choice is obviously Beatrix.

Now that everyone is in agreement, we can stop posting in this thread and allow it to die.

>>7458935
Tifa is way hotter.

>>7459103
What the fuck is with so many Fangcucks? She's not only generic as hell, she's almost butch. Never understood guys who are into non-feminine women. And especially being a Fangcuck in a game with Vanille and Serah.

>>7458935
Terrachads where we at

>>7459105
She's not even the hottest muscle girl in the series.

>>7458935
Riona is BSC(BIG SEIFER COCK)

>>7459167
based

>>7458935
For a second I thought that was Bjork

>>7459105
>>7458982
>ooga booga tits

>>7459167
>>7459174
>>7459276
based, but for me it's Celes

>>7459337
You aight.

VIII is my favorite FF game, and Rinoa is best girl, but wtf is wrong with you faggots? Thus board is literally garbage now and indistinguishable from v

>>7459181
You must be blind, Tifa is way hotter.

>>7459321
>Being triggered by big tits
t. Social Justice Cuck

>>7459397
Boobfags are retarded and have shit taste. I will never understand why boobs are the most common fetish.

>>7459289
Bjork is fucking hot, but for the love of God why did her parents name her after the sound you make when throwing up?

>>7459337
Celes has always been perfect.

>>7459361
shut it and admire the waifu

Rinoa is worst girl (in the entire series)

>quistisfag
Brunette>blond, every single time.

>>7458975
>Can make any woman you can think of
>Make one with ugly hands
WTF

>>7459425
>Boobfags are retarded and have shit taste.
>I will never understand why boobs are the most common fetish.
Only a fag would say this.

>>7459460
>>7459495
Trepies get the rope

Roses are Red
This board is Blue
Im from /v/
And so are you~

For me, it's Maria

>>7458935
she got way hotter when she turned into ultimecia

>>7458935
She ain't even the best girl FF8

>>7459460
Honestly no girl is worse than Quistis.
>flirts with her students like some silly school girl even in front of Cid
>makes Siefer, a known trouble making hothead who doesn't follow order and has failed the field exams before, the leader of a squad
>gets fired from being an incompetent teacher, immediate confesses to her student, and gets told to talk to a wall (funniest moment of the game)
>cant even Seifer from escaping and attacking the Galbadia president
>in the middle of the assassination mission she leaves her post to apologize for acting like a bitch
After that, she basically stops mattering entirely to the story with Selphie (best girl) and Zell (best bro) becoming Squalls' go-to when he needs shit done.

Also she has the worst blue magic in all FF games, and her fans are a bunch of masochists that want to be stepped on and whipped like the faggots they are.

>>7459802
I can fix her.

>>7459802
Did the game ever acknowledge how weird it is for 17 year olds to be taught by an 18 year old? The entire Garden structure was weird as shit but the game never seemed to pay it any mind and treated it like it was perfectly on the level even after it turned out the thing was being run by some Jabba the Hut monstrosity in the basement.

>>7459643
I think you're just projecting. Also Splatoon is not retro and technically furshit so double kys.

>>7459646
Absolutely based taste. Too bad almost nobody knows she exists

>>7459927
The plot of the game is just a bunch a shit they threw together and never even cared to make any sense of. Also as a general rule you should add 5 years to the official age of every JRPG character to have anything make sense as to how they're written, they just make everyone a teenager no matter how stupid it is because nips demand it for some reason

>>7459946
Yeah, ages in RPGs are assigned at random. No way in hell Cid Highwind is only 32.

>>7459605
Those are some cute feet, though her right foot is a bit misshapen.
...oh wait, this is supposed to be a boob pic? Whoops!

>>7459167

>>7459954
Yeah, and shit like Zidane being this incredibly street wise and well traveled member of a thieves guild who got taken in after wandering around on his own for a few years, and who also happened to be fucking 17 meaning he was doing all of this when he was like 8 years old.

>>7459927
>how weird it is for 17 year olds to be taught by an 18 year old

You must not know how many 20-24 year olds are teaching high school these days

>>7459425
>boobfag
>fetish
kys

>>7458935
I don't sail yachts and I don't play FIFA, but you'd better believe I'd motorboat Tifa.

>>7459646
"yo babe how 'bout it?"

>>7459646
>not going for royalty

>>7460015
It literally is though. Boobs aren't a sexual organ, therefore finding them sexy is a fetish and boobfags are as retarded as footfags or any other fetishists. Even worse, because they think their fetish is the right one and shit on all the others.

>>7460364
>What is sexual dimorphism?

>>7459927
They try to say Quistis was very talented SeeD or something, but honestly it never shows. All she does the whole game is fuck up and be useless.

>>7460427
The only competent member of the team besides Squall is... Selphie.

>>7458935

Yuna > Aeris > Quistis > Edea > Ashe > Lightning > Cidney > the rest

>>7460509
>Yuna
Only in FFX.

Also, when you say Edea do you mean Edea or do you mean Ultimecia? The sexy, flashy, sexual woman you see in Galbadia is Ultimecia in Edea's body. The actual Edea is very reserved.

>>7460364

I love pussy but there are plenty of straight guys out there who want nothing to do with it besides sticking it in

Any body part preference is essentially a fetish

>>7460519

Matron's still got it goin' on

>>7459802
>flirts with her students like some silly school girl even in front of Cid
Cid puts the 17 year old Squall in charge of the entire Garden once all hell breaks loose. As incompetent as your party members are, the adults are worse.

>>7460364
It's okay to be gay, anon

>>7459397
Nope, my eyes function just fine.
Tifa is the most overrated girl not just in Final Fantasy but across all video games. She has zero personality beyond being reserved and shy which only groomers find sexy. If she had Aerith's chest she would be rightfully ranked dead last among the FF7 girls. And her tits aren't all that great either, they're way too unnaturally big and round for a woman of her activity level. Which means they're probably fake, and therefore gay just like all the brainless boobfags that like her.
Meanwhile Ayla is the whole package. Way more of a freak too, she's a bisexual feral girl who's down for anything. Also she knows she's sexy and can use her natural charms to steal from enemies and heal her teammates with kisses unlike Tifa. Lastly her entire sprite is way more expressive than Tifa's low poly-model and her curves jiggle with every step unlike Tifa's stiff, comically oversized shitty polygons.

>>7460548
Liking boobs isn't straight, men can also have them.

>>7460507
I'm not even sure Squall counts for most of the game. The only thing that makes Squall better at his job than everyone else is that he's actually willing to stick to a plan. He just looks good by comparison because he's surrounded by retards. Selphie, meanwhile, is legitimately resourceful.

>>7459957
>checking out feet instead of boobs

>>7460563
Men don't have boobs, they have chests ya moron.

>>7460554
You know what? Based and cavewoman pilled

>>7460554
You know it's funny that somehow Chrono Trigger feels so much more chaste than other RPGs even though there's no basis for that. There's more hentai of Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie than grains of sand on a beach but for such a popular game Chrono Trigger has surprisingly little for Marle, Lucca, Ayla, and Schala.

>>7460614
People can't fap to Akira Toriyama's ugly style.

>>7460647
[citation needed]

>>7460592
Feet are for patricians

>>7460598
You never heard of manboobs? You should, you most certainly have them.

>>7460427
>but honestly it never shows
The fact she uses blue magic is in-game proof she can master anything.

>>7458975
pretty lame movie but her voice was hot

>>7459646
who?

>>7460592
>>7460598
>>7459605
>>7459105
>>7458982
I'm curious, do boobfags actually cum from looking at tits? They're nice to look at, sure, but I can't imagine actually fapping to completion over them; that would be like eating an entire meal made up only of appetizers.

>>7461121
>that would be like eating an entire meal made up only of appetizers.
So what is your main course? Personally I don't care for looking at pussy. I'm more of a face and ass guy myself but I can definitely cum to a pair of tits. Face and tits (or ass if fucking from behind) is what I'd be looking at while having sex, how is that not the main course?

>>7460547
Xu and Nida are the only things keeping Balamb Garden from colliding into the World Trade Center.

>>7461032
Ming Na Wen is in her 50s and still smoking hot.

>>7458935

>>7460827
Yes

>>7459802
100% based post except Degenerator is really good for grinding/farming

>>7459927
In Japanese culture only teenages are allowed to go on adventures, this is why everyone is teenagers in the likes of Final Fantasy.
Once you're 18 you become a working man and your work is your life.

This also explains Quistis' fate as established here >>7459802

>become adult
>still want to go on adventures and be with teenagers
>therefore your life is a failure

>>7461924
I get that video games were always for kids so the characters scaled young but it still feels sad that I used to be younger than everyone in my favorite games and now I'm several years older. I'm literally older than Barret.

>>7460832
False. Men have chests, not boobs because men can not produce breast milk. Women can.

>>7460647
It's not like the porn of either series is on model. Except maybe very recently in the case of FFVII.

>>7461121
>boobfags
Only fags hate boobs. Straight men love big boobs because it's fun to suck on. Plus when I'm having sex, her boobs will be rubbing against my chest, which feels good and arouses me even more. I also like putting my cock between breasts. The bigger the breasts are, the better my cock will fit between them.

>>7460820
MILF Bulma and Chi Chi are much better.

>>7462162
>dating early to mid 40s milf when gravity really starts to work it's magic and watching her tits undulate above you while she rides your cock.
You'll never cum harder

>>7461924
>This also explains Quistis' fate as established here
No it doesn't. There's plenty of over 17 characters in FF like Cecil and Locke who do just fine. Quistis is just a shit character meant for faggoty masochists.

You must have spent a lot of time thinking up that one

I sometimes make context-less replies to thread instead of directly quoting because I'm afraid of engaging people in conversation.

>the above two posts
That's some pretty autistic behavior dude not gonna lie

>>7460614
Yeah it's a shame, but at least the small amount of Chrono Trigger R34 is quality.
>>7460647
Your taste is shit. Please reassess it posthaste.

>>7462212
>mid 40s milf
I had sex with a 45-year-old milf back in 2007 and she had nice big tits. Best sex ever!

>>7463067

>>7461121
>>7462162
boobs are for babies
I like faces and midriffs
and napes
and spines

>>7463490
>boobs are for babies
t. Faggot

>>7463729
>goo goo ga ga

>>7458935

FFVIII girls official power rankings:
1. Ultimecia
2. Edea
3. Quistis
4. Fujin
5. Zell's mom
6. Xu
7. Queen of Cards
8. Julia
9. Selphie
10. Dr. Kadowaki
11. Raine
12. Ellone
13. Library girl
13 to 8996. Random female NPCs
8997 to 8999. TC sorceresses
9000. Adel
9001. Rinoa

>>7463770
Enjoy the "Feminine" Penis, faggot.

>>7463856
come on, man, stop projecting

>>7463889
>come on, man
Tranny lovin' faggots who voted for Biden, says that because he says it.

>>7458935
>Rinoa
Used goods

>>7464007
I don't give a shit about your polarized, pozzed americunt "politics", no need to project, man

>>7463808
>Rinoa
IT'S OVER 9000!

>used goods

>>7461202
>So what is your main course?
Having her sweaty, smelly feet smothering my face while she gives me a handjob or blowjob.

>>7463808
>ma I posted it again!

>>7464080
t.Triggered Tranny

>>7463808
>No mobile type 8

>>7464901
What a stupid design. How do designers come up with these?

Hard fact: Anyone who likes Quistis is a low testosterone loser that has a mommy fetish

>>7460554
BASED. my opinion too

>>7459802
>>7459630
>>7459605
>>7464946
Based and redpilled. Trepies BTFO

>>7459429
Its a different language and culture you moron. Sowili, Baldur, Friga, Bjork etc.. Nothing wrong with those names.

>>7458935

>>7465921
t. triggered swedecuck

>>7465921
I'm pretty sure the sound of vomiting is universal, dumbass.

>>7466425

>>7460554
Yeah if you wanna talk characters with depth Chrono Trigger sure as fuck won't be winning any time soon.

>>7464946
Still better than having a stick figure fetish, if >>7466953 is anything to go by.

>>7466947
Turns out sounds aren't universal.
Sure the actual sound is the same but you ask people around the world how they would attempt to say or write that sound and you'll get a whole fuckton of different answers.

>>7467309
Almost all of those are the same minus the minor spelling differences

>>7467282
Shitstis isn't much thicker, retard.

>>7467309
It's "meong" in my country.

>>7467272
Ayla is more sensual, that's all I give a shit about.

>>7467361
Well that we can agree on, fellow snu-snu connoisseur..

>>7458935
>mentions the Rock, one of the scummiest people on earth now
>likes Rinoa, literally the worst girl in all of Final Fantasy
Figure it out dude.

>>7461805
That artwork is cringe though.

>>7459460
>trepies still seething
will they ever recover?

>>7464909
They doodle dicks when they're bored and out of ideas. One of the pieces of paper with a dick on it ended up falling from the desk and landed upside down, which is how Mobile Type 8 was born.

>>7467676
Or maybe the designer's boss came to check on his work and was standing on the opposite side of his desk. Therefore he was seeing the dick doodle upside down, and said
>This new robot enemy design you're working on looks pretty cool! Keep up the good work and keep me informed on the progress.

And thus, Mobile Type 8 was born.

>>7459337
Yeah, this old hag is damn fine.

>>7467482
>Rinoa
>worst girl.
Could be worse. Could be Lightning, or Lunafreya, or, you know, Quistis.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
OP is a faggot
So is every other weeaboo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
JRPGs are for fags
Shmups and fighters too

FPS faggots are the worst

Squall's prolly dead
Riona's a maggot
I inform you, OP
That you are a faggot.

>>7458935
The Rocks from California

I want quistis to take her boots off and put her feet in my face. I want to eat rinoas pussy and ass from behind. I want selphie to take her boots off and put her feet in my face. I want to fuck

Penelo has the best feet in final fantasy

>>7474272
San Francisco Bay.

>>7474659
There is no way you can possibly know this.

>>7475606
I can tell by looking at her.

>>7466612
lol. Clearly you lack understanding of culture.
Because those names aren't Swedish, you idiot.

Roses are red the Rock is a fag Garnet in better Rinoa's a hag

>>7476114

>>7474638
>quistis
crin-
>I want to eat rinoas pussy and ass from behind.
based

>>7467282
>he judges girls by their weight

>>7459802
You rule. I didn’t like FF8 that much but Selphie and Zell were my party.

>>7460524
Yeah I love boobs and butts but pussies are kind of weird to look at. Love touching em, eating em and fucking em but they look like a ham sandwich sometimes.

>>7476131
No doubt has the softest and best smelling feet of the bunch. Probably doesn't suck dick though

You niggas argue all you want about Rinoa and Aeris and whoever, I'll be over here got Ashe giving me royal neck with her perfect soles in the air and plus your boy's playing with the bootyhole and pussy with the reach

>>7460519
>The sexy, flashy, sexual woman you see in Galbadia is Ultimecia in Edea's body. The actual Edea is very reserved.

But she still carries on wearing the slutty dress even when she's back to normal...

>>7474638
they're not boots.

>>7476908
Yes, they are.