/vr/ - Retro Games

How about a link?

Forgot Link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

He's fairly good, but man, what is wrong with his look?
the girl in last playthrough video is cute

>>606337

Haha, loving it already. Guy is kind of intense, especially with the should/back thing going on.

I know fuck all about the Dendy so I'm definitely watching it.

>>606396
From what I can tell, he has a slight hunchback. Go in a mirror and try to imitate his shoulder position, you'll see what I'm talking about.

>>606337
bemp

>>606337
Needs more english subtitles, especially for his other series

It's amazing the amount of crap ruskies had to go through, I only had a few pirate games with one of those adapters that had a ribbon to pull out of the nes and it was confusing as fuck to choose games due to the weird names and labels, I can't even start to imagine a whole market based on pirate games.

My favorite moment in Kinaman videos is when the Dendy TV host dissed Joe & Mac for being a ripoff of Mario 16.

>>606406

>>606396
I wonder if its a Russian girl gamer. I wonder what girl gamer in Russia do to you?

I have no idea if it was a joke or not, but he claims in one of his videos his mother was in Chernobyl while pregnant with him.

I was a russian kid who grew up with Dendy.
Dendy was a general term for video games. Master System clones were dendy's, other clones were dendys, people would just say "hey Vladimir wanna play some dendy at home?"

Most Famiclones played dendy games (which were just 50 pin famicom games) so dendy games work on all

>>606704

there is a subtitled video of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JetfzNDvGfw

WTF am I watching this guy is full crippole

>>606624
Go to Account Settings > Playback on Youtube, it can put captions on any video.

>>606734

Got any stories about bizarre bootleg games?

>>606817
Sure do.
What happens when you try to appeal to kids? You make a game with the picture a prostitute covered by body guards, and instead have Urban Champion as the game.

Or oh boy, how about Tom and Jerry, as "Garfield and Pookie"?

>>606828

To be fair, the quality of the Tom and Jerry Famicom game far better reflects Garfield in terms of quality than Tom and Jerry.

Another Russian dendyfag here.

I remember being super-psyched for Darkwing Duck 2. It turned out to be Super C with DW from the Capcom game hacked into it as the playable character.

Even as an 8 year old, I basically was, like, wtf this is no good at all. We went back, returned the cartridge and got "Demoniada" instead - the localized original Castlevania. I still think that "Demoniada" was a decent approximation of the word.

>>606843
No it fucking doesn't. Tom and Jerry is extremely popular in russia, and I expected a cat and mouse chase game, like that one on the oddysey. What I got was a shitty slow platformer

>>606396
>I wonder if its a Russian girl gamer. I wonder what girl gamer in Russia do to you?
Yep, looks like she's a Russian girl gamer / blogger. Sissel on her profile picture, huh.

>>606923

>>606949
i'd pee in her butt

>>606949
Ugh, fried hair, no-show bra, shirt unbuttoned for cleavage, and arching her back to make her boobs look bigger, complete with a doctored and softened photo.
"Game bloggers" really are shallow, image-absorbed idiots in every country, aren't they?

>>606986
What other kind of person would a "profession" based around whoring yourself out for attention attract? You think the average Youtube shithead begging you to subscribe gives a single diddly shit about games?

>>606923

>take the fight to the street

namco pls

>>606983
Uh... so you would.

>>606986
>girl wants to look pretty
STOP THE PRESSES

>>607072
That's past "girls wanting to look pretty".
The male equivalent is a guy wearing skintight shorts, a wife beater that says "WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW", flexing his muscles to the camera, and then photoshopping his muscles bigger and all the blemishes from his face.
Nobody with self-respect does this shit, and nobody who wants to be taken seriously as a professional (unless you're a porn star) sexualizes themselves in a portrait. Real journalists don't get away with this shit out in the open. "Gaming journalists" only get away with this shit because the only people who accept the journalism in the first place are teenagers and man-children.

>>606337
I hope he subs the other ones. I think there are 7 in english.

Oh, okay. so that's what we're talking about now.

Anyway I just watched the first two episodes of this and I fucking love it. I see a lot of streams of people playing "hilarious pirate carts" but this guy obviously knows his shit, and it's really cool to get some of the background on what it was like dealing with this shit back when it was more relevant.

So yeah. that's my two cents, i'll let you guys get back to whatever you were doing.

>>606868
Did this happen around the time americans had the NES? You can find those dendy carts in south america, but I think we got them during gen 4, and without the "dendy" name.

>>606396
>>606417
I'm guessing he has cerebral palsy.

>>606396
Which video?

>Manure school
I need to buy a dendy.

>>606361
>mon visage quand I recognize the song near the end of the video is Stage 2's theme from Mission Impossible
I haven't played that game in forever. Time to pop it back in and throw controllers at the wall because of it's Contra difficulty.

>>606337
I really love this man. He is my favourite video game reviewer / player from YouTube. I want to shake his hand one day and thank him. All the stuff that happens to him, also happened to me growing up in a country with Famicom pirates.

No rest until Kinaman is part of /vr/ canon.

>>606868
"Demoniada" means "Demoned" or "Deviled" in Spanish if memory serves right

>>607285
All Dendy Chronicles have English subtitles, almost every Dendy Memories have English subtitles, and his Curse of the Grey Elephant movie has English subtitles. That one is easier to miss because it isn't filed on its category

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

I really feel like a Pepsi™ after watching his vids for some reason

>>608813
Thanks for the smaller version

>>607643
Cerebral Palsy also affects a person's mind, and seeing as this guy is as sharp as he is, it doesn't seem likely to me.

>>607643
You mean scoliosis?

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

nobody ever lists the translated vids

never

ever

>>609132
There's closed caption buttons at the bottom of the videos.

>>609152
fuck you man, most of them are not translated and machine translation blows and all the ones I try on his channel don't even have those

>>609132
These are all the videos with English subtitles

The Curse of the Grey Elephant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

Dendy Chronicles #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

Dendy Chronicles #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhavc-_WBE

Dendy Chronicles #3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOzCQ9egtZs

Dendy Chronicles #4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1TVphtQiQ

Dendy Chronicles #5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JreLm4-mY

Dendy Chronicles #6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHNHCpXiPYc

Dendy Chronicles #7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhRH3j3BjGU

Dendy Chronicles #8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3f3itoyRhE

Dendy Memories #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Ne-vHvk_g

Dendy Memories #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efBBB7fvhoU

Dendy Memories #3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmUdxv1X2Go

Dendy Memories #4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUMqyK7IiEk

Dendy Memories #5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nKht3DOIpY

Dendy Memories #6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycEdqMlZpq0

>>608805
I found him threw /vr/ a few months ago, I think he is.

I grew up in America, but Famicom bootlegs jsut facinate me to no end.

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>606731
from the looks of him I'm pretty sure he wasn't joking. kinda feel bad for the dude knowing that.

>>609289
>a few months ago threw /vr/
>threw
>a few months ago
>/vr/
i want you to think very hard about how stupid you are

>>609531
Don't pick on the guy, it is late in the east coast

never heard or seen this guy, just started watching the first episode, this dude is fucking hilarious

>>609190

they aren't machine translated. he (or some other translator) ACTUALLY TRANSLATES THEM and syncs them to the youtube videos.

yes. youtube can do that. hard to fathom, i know.

>>609675
>saging a good thread

>>609701

polite sage because i was being off-topic and just kinda flaming that dude a couple of hours after the fact.

but you're right, it is a good thread and deserves to be bumped. i'm about to watch ep 4.

Great videos. A lot of fun. Bumping!

>>606873
He was saying that Garfield sucks ass and is a better fit for a terrible platformer than is Tom and Jerry. Or was Garfield converted to Tom and Jerry?

>>606949
Oh my.

damn, it's been a long time since i actually enjoyed a youtube gaming segment as much as this one.

gonna watch #4 then i swear to god i'll go to bed

>>610265

although him mashing the cartridges down with the palm of his hand makes me fuckin cringe

>>610274

Speaking from some limited experience with Famiclones, that was often the only way to make sure that all the contacts worked.

>>609675
Jesus christ, I know they're not machine translated. No wonder you were flaming and saging. You're clearly an idiot.

Which brings us to the fact that nobody ever lists the videos that are actually translated in these threads about him and his videos.

>>610324

someone did right below your post, actually

>>606923
It's not Sissel, it's just a cat

>>610373
do you even ghost trick? that's clearly sissel

Really loved this guy. Here in Brazil we did also have tons of pirated games in those 8232739847-in-1 cartridges and a lot of weird non-licensed chinese/taiwanese/whatever games. I had a famiclone (still have it btw) called Dynavision, wich plays both NES and Famicom cartridges.
I think that happens because Nintendo market here was very small compared to Sega market: Sega Master System was much more popular than the NES.

can the retrons play dendy gaems?

>slightly hunchbacked

>>611709
Man, I would fucking kill for an old Famiclone with an NES and Famicom port. I know there was one NASA Famiclone that was shaped like a smaller NES that had both NES ports and Famicom ports. And if what I read is true, older Famiclones were pretty much piece by piece hardware clones using off the shelf parts, sometimes being completely accurate.

>>611819
Considering that Dendy games are literally Famicom games, yes. You need a Famicom to NES adapter though, since FC carts are 60 pins while the NES are 72.

>>611836
Oh wow, I figured they would've covered their tracks a bit harder and at least changed the number of pins, even if they added pins that didn't do anything

>>611841
That would be too much effort on their port, as not many Famiclones have proprietary carts. The closest I know of would be the PXP 3.

>>611836
>>611709 Here. Well i've played tons of pirated and original NES and Famicom games in my Famiclone, and I hadn't noticed any difference in performance from the original consoles.

>>611912
Can it play Castlevania 3, US version? If it does, then you got something pretty valuable.

If you don't have it, maybe you can disassemble the machine and take a picture of the board. If it's a huge board with a bunch of microprocessors on it, like pic related, then it's a piece by piece clone, with an exceptional accuracy rate.

>>606949
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGH
do want

This guy is fucking awesome.

Except when he tries to AVGN and rage (which thankfully isn't often), because he's shit at it, but when he's just doing the dry delivery about all the unbelievable bullshit they had to go through... just golden.

I'm going to watch/like every one of his videos.

This is so cool I'm pissing turpentine

>>611973
I find his facial expressions as funny as the nerd's especially when his feel less rehearsed. His curse words don't bother me, though I lost it at that sign in the Dendy Chronicles #8 video. That was great

>>606949
Maybe Kinaman fucked her? In the end of their video there was that one sexy glance between them. I thought that they will kiss.

>>611986
which vid?

>>611997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKwxM2sGWII&list=PL7AC8DCA0ADD4FAB8&index=19
>>611986
There was a photo where he's kissing another girl, but i can't find it right now. And he stated that this girl in the video is just his good friend and one of administrators of his website.

>>612014
From what I know, Frozza (the chick in the GA3 vid) is the admin/webmistress of his webzone.
>>611985
>that sign in the Dendy Chronicles #8 video
FYI, the sign actually says "THE CHINESE ARE FAGGOTS". I guess the translator didn't want to ruffle any feathers.

>>612014
>his website.

Link pls?

>>611930
Here. It's not that complex, but I guarantee you it plays any Famicom or NES cartridge out there.

>>612014
Thanks...I think I'm developing a sonny bono

>>612138
http://kinamania.com/

It covers not just the vidya, but pretty much all aspects of growing up in the post-Soviet space in the 90s. Collectable bubblegum stickers, old-school action movies, toys, cartoons, everything. If you had a similar childhood, it's a fucking bastion of nostalgia.

It's all in Russian, though.

>>608805
OUR NEW SAVIOR

>>612184

Time for me to finish getting my Spanish passable and start learning Russian then

Thanks for the link!

>>612117
That makes it more hilarious, but I can see why the translator wanted to play it safe. There could be fans of his videos that are Chinese

>>612139
Hmm, it looks like an NOAC, but if it can play Castlevania 3, that would be great. Most clones cannot play that game because they can't access the certain addresses that the MMC5 has. See if you can get CV3 and test it, and thanks.

>>612284
Why would one rather player CV3 over Akumajou Densetsu with its superior VRC6 mapper?

>>612501

Because the music is the only thing superior about the Japanese version. Everything else is better in America.

>>612513

like what? ok, i guess Grant may have been a LITTLE broken

I want a Dendy system so bad because of this guys videos, I love collecting bootlegs and I have never heard of the Dendy systems before this guy.

>>606731
That would actually place him around my age. I remember my mother speaking about the scare in West Germany while pregnant with me about the radiation from reaching that far away.

Such is life in the Zone.

>>612647
I'm probably going to settle on getting an AV Famicom and getting a hold of the Dendy carts. A lot of those games seem to run slow, so I'm guessing they didn't reprogram the games to run at the slower clockrate SECAM has.

>>612647

This.

I saw one on eBay for $40

>plus $60 shipping
>from Israel

this guy is so entertaining. fuck, I feel bad for anyone that grew up in USSR in 80's/early90's. even there video games are depressing. fuck

when I was a kid, there was a video place that rented a pirated copy Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa and called it "Baby Mario". being from the US, I had no idea what Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa was so for years and years I wondered what that mysterious "Mario" game was that I had rented and played as a child. I can't even imagine how confusing it was for a kid in Russia.

>>612720

Especially when it's before the Internet and the only video game show on TV is made by the same company that makes the pirated console and sells you the pirated games.

>mfw they told Russian kids Joe and Mac was a ripoff of "Super Mario 16," which was of course a romhack of Joe and Mac

>>608808
It doesn't mean anything in spanish "Endemoniada" its the closest word that I can think. It means something like a woman possesed by a demon.

>>609225
Thank you man.

Only in Russia!

>>612501
Because for testing purposes. Akumajou Densetsu works on standard Famiclones because it uses a VRC-6, which isn't all that different from regular VRC chips, themselves being Konami's proprietary format. However, I am curious if this Famiclone has expanded audio as well, but if CV3 works fine, that's all that I care about.

>>612720
really? you do?
I thought it was pretty awesome, we all knew somehow that this "wasn't original" when they published Double Dragon and forgot to remove nintendo

>>608834
Degrees of that vary. I have two friends with Cerebral Palsy who are sharp as tacks yet move in awkward ways, one of which is very similar to this fellow who does the Dendy videos.

In Soviet Russia, video game plays you.

>dat Capt. Crunch
>my sides

>>613602

>"Some sort of cartoon general"

>>613351
He commented in one of his videos that he has a degenerative disorder.

>>612764
Thanks for the corrections. I should brush up on my Spanish reading, to avoid painful mistakes

>>612014

>>614231
Like a fucking hoss.

>>614261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL6dHL563bo

>>614261
why does he always look retarded or people just taking snapshots at certain moments. Also the one the left hmmm

>>614289
I am Russian and I do not know. He never talked about his health.
Google translaitor

>>614231
They should make a porno video

>>614306
>permanent duckface
>she only has one eye, her left eye is a gaping hole in her skull

>>614261
Are those the girls from t.A.t.U?

he creeps me the fuck out

He loves Russian pseudo-rock band "Кино". And recorded some of his own songs in their style.
Google translaitor
Check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxLNHh4Kabk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02OV9ZZmwwY

>>611709
My negro

He did not say, but in Russia you still can buy Chinese NES-clone with even more crazy games.
Google translaitor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-qYt4Qfj4

>not liking Super Bros. 14 (Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 3)
>praising that hacked Super Mario World with horrible controls

I hope he's like acting as if he was an angry kid in the 90s or something, because if he genuinely thinks that way then he's got shit taste.

>>614558
>Oh no a pirate player doesn't like a pirate game
>He got shit taste for liking another pirate game

>>614568

kaiketsu yanchamaru 3 isnt a hack, its a real game by irem, super bros 14 is just the sam game with a mario head and turtles instead of original enemies.
mario world for famiclone is a bad hack version of smw

>>614649
What if he was judging both games in terms of how much effort was put into the pirate? Super Bros. 14 just did a lazy sprite edit. Super Mario World, tried and failed, to port SMW to NES, but it is still more of an original try for a pirate

>health replenishment is done by eating incests and bugs
>eating incests

i love this guy

>>614558
Don't you think it is silly to judge his entire taste over a single opinion? Have you seen the videos where he plays games with other people? That man got skills and he can beat a lot of hard shit

>>614323

fap fap fap

>>614668

from that standpoint, yeah.
actually, I think that must be it, he probably enjoyed all those games, I did too back in the day, I knew the mario thing was bullshit but who the fuck cares, game is good.

>>614675

I wasn't being serious, the guy seems fine and made me laugh a couple times watching his videos, I'm watching the 3rd one now.

>>614712
Oh, I apologize for overreacting. I wasn't sure if you were trolling

>>614675
>beat a lot of hard shit
In one of the first kitchen vids,Kinaman and his buddy Coulthard beat the pirate version of Ninja Gaiden, which has all the power-ups removed except for one, which makes the game freeze as soon as you take it.

So just to reiterate:

He beat Ninja Gaiden without using any power-ups whatsoever. I just sat there with my mouth agape the whole time. This fucker is hardcore.

That pirate version of Ghosts n' Goblins looked fucking brutal. I swear there was like triple the enemies.

>>614856
This is because it is a Japanese version of the game, not because piracy.
Google Translaitor

one of the things that blew my mind was that while the rest of the world was already playing SOTN , Russian kids were being treated to pirated copies of Simon's Quest., not only were they stuck playing pirated shit, they were stuck playing games that were already old as fuck by than.

>>615469
I`m russian and i played japanese version of SOTN in summer of 1997. In 98 I`ve got ntsc-version. Pirated PSone games were cheap as fuck and we have a lot of cool japanese games in our stores. All that golden-era jrpgs and other psx gems for 1-3 dollars for each game disc. There were a great times. I`m 29, and Kinaman is just stucked with dendy geames because he was too young in this time

Those things were popular in Poland too, but overall amiga/c64 were a real deal (a lot of Polish games were developed for them back then). But our family was poor so i had to enjoy my Pegasus famiclone.

>>615592
I had a few while I was in Greece. Mine was a Super Megason, shaped like an SNES. I had an NES as well, but the pin connectors failed, so I was desperate to find some of my favorite NES games for it, but instead made some new favorites. If they had an NES to FC converter, that would've been awesome.

The NES is in my room and works as good as new now.

captcha: zonern laborers

>>608787
>the sign actually says "Chinese are asshole"

>>614809

There are actually people that beat Ninja Gaiden without attacking anything except the bosses.

>>611986
>Maybe Kinaman fucked her?
Lol, no.

>>607268
All you said is true, but there's this double standard.

Also, she plays video games and maintaint a game blog. She's not doing shoots for Maxim. She's fine.

>>607315
>Did this happen around the time americans had the NES?
Early 90s. I think the famiclones appeared in Russian in around 1990, about the same time Sega moved it's business here. Dendy shit was adverticed on TV along with Sonic starting with 1991, and everyone moved on to MegaDrive soon after.

Then we were Sony country.

>>608808
>"Demoniada" means "Demoned" or "Deviled" in Spanish if memory serves right
The suffix is not Russian, it's Greek. It means "story related to". Like Iliad. "a" on the end of Demoniada is a Russian feminine suffix.

So, the English equivalent would be "Demoniad" (Story about the demonic - as in Iliad etc.).

>>614809
>He beat Ninja Gaiden without using any power-ups whatsoever
>He beat Ninja gaiden
>without powerups
>He beat last 3 bosses without powerups

>>616963
On genuine NES? Or on emulators?

>>617025
What's the difference? The difficulty is the same.

>>617025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLGZH6E5Ois

>>617025
>>617036

Both. It has its own speedrunning category that a few people run. They call it the Pacifist run.

This is on a legit NES, and it's the current world record (I believe):
Ugh, nevermind. 4chan thinks I'm spamming. Google sinisterwon twitch ninja gaiden pacifist or something. He clears it in about 16 minutes.

>>617041
>sinisterwon

I saw him doing it live
god damn that guy

>>617048

He's a hell of a guy.

Plays Punchout blindfolded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZySJHmap0

Just watched the 8th episode of Chronicles.

At first I thought the ending was kind of dull for somewhat obvious reasons, but then this motherfucking moment happens.
Well played, Kinaman.

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhRH3j3BjGU

>>617058
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGZySJHmap0

wow
nice

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1TVphtQiQ

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOzCQ9egtZs

Have not seen all his videos yet but has he stated how he feels about gaining a bunch of fans from the other side of the world? I know he knows we watch his stuff but I never heard him state how he feels about it.

>>612139
I love how these systems are all ONE FUCKING IC, but are still as big as a fully-featured console full of separate components. All that empty plastic.

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHNHCpXiPYc

The Yanchamaru 3 hack where his head suddenly turns into Mario's during the intro made me laugh my ass off.

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhavc-_WBE

bump

>>626904

I am so saving this for when December rolls around.

>>626904
real fucking christmas

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egu49CSeG0Y
Kinaman and his friend playing the most famous NES game in Russia. In this Chinese version of the game enemies can pick up powerups. Kinaman controls a yellow tank.
Google translaitor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>623036
Actually this console is smaller than a Super Nintendo. The only thing I don't like about it is the controller, it's just a Mega Drive controller knock-off. When I was a kid I found it really unconfortable to play with. The input it's the same as the Mega Drive, so you can use one or an Atari controller too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhRH3j3BjGU

>>628596
>all that action
>for an NES game
>from 1985

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606983
That's my fetish.

>>634380
Creep

>>634392
Guilty as charged.

his shit is interesting, but i hate how he spends a full twenty minutes on a half-joke that went sour after the first minute. much like one other, more faggoty unfuny angry reviewer we all know

>>634684
Any examples of that?

>>634684
Kinaman is a fan of AVGN, he's aven translated and dubbed some of his videos in Russian.

>>634684
Kinaman seems to be a fan of AVGN, he's even translated and dubbed some of his videos in Russian.

that sick fucker spends all his money on pirate carts so hes fucking greasy as fuck skin and bones. Hes gross nasty shit but I dont have to be in the same room as him so its okay

>>634837
Way to be a judgmental asshole

>>634840
take a shower stinky

>>634840
Aw shucks, thanks. :3

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhRH3j3BjGU

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1TVphtQiQ

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOzCQ9egtZs

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHNHCpXiPYc

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhavc-_WBE

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3f3itoyRhE

>>634840
Acne's like that, fucko. Had a friend in HS who showered every day and still looked like a walking grease spot.

>>634837
Acne's like that, fucko. Had a friend in HS who showered every day, still looked like a walking grease spot.

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606714
>CAPTAIN CRUNCH

I've seen plenty of pirate carts but I fucking lost it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ksMXKC6IE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>652369
Why the fuck did you post that?

I'm gonna bump this thread just to say that everything (Except the stuff related to the Dendy/Steepler company) stated in Dendy chronicles happened in Argentina.
Everything.
I played Super Mario 6, 14, Pizza Pop Mario and Mc Mario like they were original games for my Famicom.
I was one of the only kids who luckily got an original version of the console (Not a "Polystation" or whatever clone), the model with the controls bound behind... in '92.
Hell I also have that exactly pirate cart with 64 games in 1 (The one with "Pipeline" in it) in my desk drawer.
In fact we always thought Super Mario Bros was actually Mario Bros 2 because the title in the list is just "Bros II." as you can see in pic related.
Also the Brick game is one of the most famous things ever here, I had like 3 of them.
So this is not a "Russia only" thing.

>>652517
I am from Russia and I have exactly the same cartridge. 64 in 1

>>652517
>>653345
I had this shit and it had that build-in

>>653391
I also have this and I think its the same one

>>653398
Do you have more cartridges? You can take pictures of them? Please.
Google translaitor

>>653607
I only have these

>>653772
and other side

>>653782
Thank you!

>>652517
How did pirates fit so many games on a single cartridge, anyway?

>>653959
at most time it has 2-10(at best ~53) games in it, and then it repeats same games. And usualy they are those early famicom games, that doesnt take much space per game.

>>653983
http://bootleggames.wikia.com/wiki/150_in_1_Real_Game
check this

>>653607
fyi, that Bulls vs Lakers cart isn't a bootleg

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJQr3tnjHlg

>>606337
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>>656308
>>657903
>>652369
Stop doing this. Stop removing posts and then posting same pointless links again in order to bump your shitty thread.

Stop.

>>657916
>Shitty thread
>Implying

>>658171
>minecraft hi-res texture packs

captions not working for me at all.
done the account settings thing but everytime i click Turn Captions ON, it does nothing

>>658206
Weird. Would it work if you see the videos logged out or embedding them in another place?

>>658206
Works perfectly for me.

>>659552
Иди нахуй, господи боже мой.

Quick question:
If I download the videos with youtube downoader,
will I still get the subtitles ?

>>659591
no

>>659703
Aw crap ....
Thanks for the info.

>>660594

the "Castlemania" cartridge with Demitri from Darkstalkers on it gave me a good laugh.

>>660643
I like the cartridge that uses the artwork for the 1979 remake of Nosferatu, to represent Batman

>>660643
>>660643
>Demitri and Sasquatch at the bottom right

>>660643
>>660650
No one can beat the Silver Surfer one.

>>660690
CAPTAIN WINAMP

>>606337
Already watched all of them , they were pretty entertaining. Wish he translated more videos.

>>663245
I wish he translated more of the Dendy Memories

I'm actually very impressed with the Super Mario World, Sonic and Street Fighter pirates. Things look pretty hot for an 8-bit soviet box.

I'm finally sitting down and watching these videos. This stuff is absolutely fascinating and hilarious. I love this guy.

>>651384
>Pirate

>>667462
>le nes face.jpg

This... This series is somehow almost as entertaining as Gamecenter CX.

Especially since that's an entire production company making a show, and this is just a couple Russians on YouTube.

>>667596
but these games are virtually unplayable

Those were originally Famicom cartridges, right?

>>668531
Yeah, all these games play in a regular Famicom

It's probably just my imagination but kinaman looks like he gets healthier as the chronicle videos go on. Maybe his complexion just gets better or something.

I don't its just he had these strange motions he was making in #1 but now I'm not seeing them as much.

>>669106
Love this game, especially once I mastered the "slide jump" of Buster (run, jump, slide, and jump during the slide to create a much bigger jump.)

So I noticed in the later ones (Specifically Dendy Chronicles #3 onward) that the subs are in broken English, as if a Russian were speaking English. Is this intentional? I like it.

Also these are great, loved the Mario hacks. Especially the ones where it looked like the developers actual gave half a shit.

>>670039
Pic related.

>>670039
I don't think it was intentional, just the inexperience of the translator

*cartridge with Terminator Arnie slowly scrolls up the screen*
*Terminator 2 theme plays*
*bottom of cartridge comes into view, revealing "ROBOCOP 2" title*
*record scratch*
*Rock Shop plays*
That bit gave me a good laugh.

After watching all of these, that feel when no qt314 sweetie pie coop bro to play childhood games ;_;

>>673817
What games would you like to play with others?

>>673840
Almost anything, back in the day when my family still lived in Russia, my aunt and I played shit load of Dendy, shes year younger than me, but she was(and still is) much better than me

>>673859
You need to level up your gamer skills

>>673867
She owned Dendy, while I only had PC. I can beat her on every PC game, except for GTA2 and occasionally Brood War

>>673901
Can you beat her at Simon's Quest?

>>614238
Wish I had a russian famiclone with a lamp attachment....

>>673918
The lamp is in the background not on the system

>>673912
Never owned that game back in the day, the city we lived in was tiny and games that were heavily based on reading weren't really popular as no one could understand what the fuck to do in them

>>673927
It is time to give yourself a real treat

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6zd2eo

>>673940
Oh I played it since, I just can't tell if I'm better than her at the game. Thanks for the thought though

>>674578
That is a shame, it is one of the best early NES games

>>674221
Balloon fight was a rare game in Russia.

>>674580
We could do nothing. We played in a stolen Chineses game. Maybe they did not come across a copy of the Balloon Fight. Until reviews avgn I did not know about the existence of such games as Metroid, Zelda, Kid Icarus, Castlevania 3 etc. Because these games released on the FDS in Japan or had a battery. The Chinese did not steal games with batteries.
Google translaitor

>>675248
I can't imagine my childhood without Zelda

We did not have Zelda, but we had The Guardian Legend. AVGN said something about long passwords? How do you like it? Password containing 32 Japanese characters. Many a child had a notebook completely filled by such passwords. Or such puzzle: To open corridor #4 - you need go to the store 4 times.
Google Translaitor

>>677040
I can find you something just as bad, also given on a pirate cart. 30 characters long!

>>677063
not as bad but still quite bad.

>>677108
What game is that?

>>677112
Eggerland: Meikyuu no Fukkatsu

>>677117
Looks a lot like LoLo 2 to me.

>>677117
Oh, the passwords were more forgiving in the English versions.

>>677125
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/eggerland/eggerland.htm

Same series, different name

>>677136
though us/pal versions of 1 and 2 has levels from FDS eggerland games, while 3 has original/non-copypasted puzzles.

>>634837
he just has oily skin and hair. If I didn't meticulously apply lotions and acne creams I would be a zit farm like him as well, and I still always look oily.

Only so much you can do man

>>678046
hold the phone is that motherfucking Shufflepuck Cafe

>>678072
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM2bj2LStXQ

>>677506
I don't get the joke. That game is real

>>678112
It is also one of the most famous NES games in Russia

>>678112
Yeah I play that classic Dendy game all the time.
Check the logo I think that's the joke, otherwise I don't know.

>>678101
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM2bj2LStXQ
comparing this to the Mac version is so weird

>>678127
Dendy does what Mac don't

I found this one at my local flea market... The eyes glow red when it's on, it's pretty terrifying.

>>606873
>Tom and Jerry is extremely popular in russia
Huh, that's kinda interesting. I always kind of assumed that it wouldn't be, since Nu Pogodi! is a very similar concept but Russian-made.

>>679151
Nu Pogodi! is superior to Tom and Jerry

>>606361
>he takes out a little bottle of vodka
>hesitates
>"I drink too much..."

I love this guy.

>That one game with the Super mario Sunshine cover
ALIENS.jpg

>>679020
what even is that

>>679130
holy shit you literally found the Penguin of Doom

and it comes with a gun

it's the Lolsorandom XD gamesystem

>>679471
It looks like a cloned system that can somehow play NES and Mega Drive game. I haven't seen a person who owns it to ask how legit it works. See the switch between 8-bit and 16-bit?

>>679524

>get in my van young Sasha, I have the Nintendos and the Super Sega

>>679531
The grey elephant did unspeakable things to kids

>>679524

And here I was, thinking Continue Show, AVGN and 16-Bit Gems were as good as videogame shows on Youtube got.

>tfw you have been so wrong

I find it very interesting that he believed that these titles were legitimate until he had access to the Internet. It certainly makes sense; I mean, we believed a reskined Doki Doki Panic was SMB 2, so why couldn't these other reskined games also be Mario games?

>>679697
I like how Super Mario Bros. "5" was just a title screen hack of SMB2, the Chinese must have spent all night thinking about what game to use

>>679712
I like how he calmly puts the game back in the box and then tosses it in the trash. It's perfect.

>>679719
Don Doko Don 2 is a legitimately good game, that is one of the few hacks where having Mario forced on it didn't change it one bit

>>679697
if that is all you were ever exposed to what could possibly give you the idea it wasn't the case

some real 1984 shit

I've just been following the thread but did they seriously have fucking official Dendy propaganda for this on TV? With some shill saying that the games they were ripping off were actually the ones ripping THEM off?

He was just straight up telling kids Dendy owned Mario?

I mean shit, this was during the actual Soviet Union era...

>>679723
Dendy came AFTER the fall of the Soviet Union in the '90s

>>679697
>I mean, we believed a reskined Doki Doki Panic was SMB 2

anyone that had even a causal knowledge of video games was well aware that our SMB 2 was a different game in Japan long before the internet was available

>>679729
>causal knowledge

>>679729
No, not really. Only import gamers and people who knew random ass trivia knew about DDP.

Now everyone and your grandmother knows.

>>679732

Causal knowledge is what it's called when somebody has knowledge that seems to break the laws of cause and effect, allowing them to know things before it would have been reasonably possible. This is first grade stuff.

>>679490
Seems kind of cool but kind of pointless at the same time.

Also made pointless by stuff like the Retron 3 which pretty much does the same thing.

>>679738
I should have learned this stuff in the first grade instead of NOW THIS IS POD RACING

>>679729
Guess I just wasn't casual enough.

But seriously, even after I found out about the real SMB2 I still believed that our SMB2 had been developed exclusively as a Mario game, and that Japan had labeled it a different Mario or something.

>>679750

Obligatory whenever discussing that which is off-topic.

The only people claiming to be SW fans who liked the films that I know of are six and under. Shows who they're aiming for, sadly.

>>679761
That is horrifying. I hope Russia never had to contend with Namco's Star Wars

>>679770

I was talking about the prequel films, should have been clearer. I sadly never got to see any bootleg DVDs until I got several as a present from my grandmother.

>>679778
Imagine the Star Wars Holiday Special in Russian

>>679712
Chinese logic:
Mario Bros. Arcade Game = Mario 1
Super Mario Bros. = Mario 2
Super Mario Bros. 3 = Mario 3
Armadillo = Mario 4
Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) = Mario 5

>>679869
That is fucked up

>>679869
Armadillo is a good game in its unhacked version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k2iCZo7Dx4
Check out this "amazing" Chinese self-made game. I remember as a kid playing this game and tried to undress the woman.
Google Translaitor

>>679917
Some Chinese pirate NES games are fairly impressive like the one that ported SaGa 3

>>679920
They started making great ports at the end of the 90s. Even in Russia almost all people were playing Playstation.

>>679950
PS1 games were ridiculous to pirate in the late '90s, they were dirt cheap as copies in Latin America

>>679737
>Only import gamers and people who knew random ass trivia knew about DDP.
I believe there was an article about it in Nintendo Power, maybe within a year of SMB2's release. Everyone I knew certainly knew the details of Doki Doki Panic.

>>680329
[citation needed]

>>679781

The Wookiee Porn section would still make about as much sense. None of the Wookiee stuff was subtitled for English, anyways.

>>680332
Here's an article from Electronic Game Player. That's EGM BEFORE it was EGM, so this article is even earlier than the one the other guy mentioned. 15 seconds of Google.

>>680332
>>680350
The full name of the game was Dream Factory: Doki Doki Panic, by the way.

>>680350
>>680356
And pray tell, how many people do you think subscribed to that at the time?

It was not "common knowledge", especially when you consider that most kids, especially those in the US, were either subscribed to Nintendo Power for all their video game magazine needs, or nothing at all.

>>680370

Like >>680329 said, it wasn't trivia at the time. Kids who grew up later might not have known, but I certainly did. You're welcome to dig through the NP archives if you'd like. I remember my friends talking about DDP back in 1989.

>>680385
You're the one claiming it, the burden of proof lies with you.

>>680370
>most kids, especially those in the US, were either subscribed to Nintendo Power for all their video game magazine needs, or nothing at all.
[citation needed]