/vr/ - Retro Games

Sorcer Striker is neat

If:
the illness isn't real
the strikers 2all isn't real
the replays aren't real
the gender isn't real
the discord printscreens aren't real
the scores aren't real
the popularity isn't real
the shares aren't real
the enthusiasm isn't real

what in the hobby is real?

>>7425938
Jarporks are real

>>7425930
I started up Gun-Nac randomly this weekend and had a blast with it. Very charming shooter, almost like a prequel to Blazing Lazers. It's just a bit too easy. I got to the 5th stage on one continue on my first try.

Not retro but I bought Dodonpachi Resurrection and Mushihimesama on Steam last week.

Strikers 1999 (ストライカーズ1999), released internationally as Strikers 1945 III, is a vertical shooting game developed and published in 1999 by Psikyo.

>>7425930
>Wot u play
I'm more of a survival player. I say I 1CC games without proving it and people believe me. It saves time! Grinding shmups takes too long, last time I did that it was a nightmare but I pretended to "have a blast" to fit in -- thanks for asking -- but I have more important things to do on social media.

>>7425930
Trying to beat gradius 3, I’ve never struggled on a game as much as this one

>>7425979
I understand. Counterstopping discord is hard work.

GLHF

>>7425930
>Wot u play


2alling dodonpachcee

>>7426085
Me too. I play C-L (stands for clown liar).

>>7426085
Please seek professional psychiatric help, Cee. It seems like you are suffering from delusions and lashing out more than usual. All your friends are concerned and want you to get help. I won't be responding to argue with you, but I hope you get better and know that people care.

>>7426179
Do not derail the thread please. This is shmuptalk only. Thanks in advance

P.S. It's been fun bantering and flinging shit back and forth the past few months but people have really become concerned and that this might be making it worse.

>>7426179
>>7426183
the ultimate tactic, reframe everything as mental illness and seek validation of a gang majority, look closer to home, ricky is a proven disgusting liar with an agenda and no amount of "trumps mentally ill!" style strats will change the truth.

>>7426179


when under threat...

DISCREDIT STRATS

>>7426182
>Do not derail the thread please. This is shmuptalk only. Thanks in advance

Why cant rik not break his own rules bros?

>>7426183
Funny how discogang ask for banter stop now that the second clown is getting heat. DRONES

>>7426313
lmao yeah and funny how they keep machine gun reporting all of a sudden to take down evidence?

what happened to "you cant take the bantz"?

All it took was one man to make them break their own rules, change their joining policies, lie profusely and go back on their own claims


pathetic.

Btw I'm planning to 2-all the Strikers trilogy as I'm fond of fassbullets and WW2 retro futuristic aesthetics. Anyone got some good replays that I can copycat?

>>7426318
>aesthetics


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7426325
Forgot to mention the OSTs suck a bit. Good thing I got my 6 hours J-Pop playlist ready for homestudy sessions.

the seethe never ends with dis guy jajaja
get a hobby or a job or a stinky gf

Main reasons to play shmups:
- lore (esp when anime girls are involved)
- OSTs (just wish Uematsu did some shmup work)
- aesthetics (sprite based games are... based! lol)
- cover arts (looks good on shelf)
- quick&easy sessions (credit feed is a must)
- offers a nice break from more serious gaming

Shmups 4 ever. Can't wait for pic related to be released on switch.

>>7426353
this post is pure unadultered /vr/

>>7426340
>shmupg
take the bantz!

>guscord

..................................

SOON

virgin cope:
>>7426353

chad arguments:
>I play shmups because they don't have reading
>spaceship goes pew pew pew pshhfhfhssprrhh
>big booba girl as a reward

>>7426360
looks like chav's been traumatized and haunted by tinhorn rick...

>>7426406

oh right?

meanwhilst rick in cord?

>cee, cee ,cee and then cee, cee, ceely cee ,cee,ceed

>>7426353
The only good post regarding this gay dead genre I've ever read.

>>7426412
tinhorn, always on your mind.........

>>7426421
what is this strat? the ewvidence has happened mate... its over, rick can;t stop going on about me. no one else was on his cord but he just kept dropping my name in lmao

Me and gf played the hell out of metal slug anthology this weekend.
God damn trying to get a ps3 and ps4 controller working at the same time for the pc version was a complete nightmare.
Ended up folding and buying the PS4 version, the input lag is awful but it seemed like our only option.

Amazing games, god tier charm. is there anything else availiable thats like metal slug? specifically in regards to graphics and quirkiness.

>searches for his name
>caps all mentions over months
>"heh, he talks about me ALL THE TIME"
>reposts them in every thread
>noone gives a shit
>he keeps doing it

>>7426353
I love touhou too

>>7426436
Not really, they're unmatched. Other games are good but in different ways

>>7426436
Check out the following:
- Geo Storm
- Demon Front
- Mystic Warriors
- Gunners Heaven

>>7425938
my fat juicy ass

>>7426542
based Draconic

>>7426437
>>searches for his name
nice try but i was tipped off, back to base shart

i wonder if shar loves rick so much cus hes like the dad he never had?

>>7426603
regardless, that's what you did
enter, search for your name, cap all mentions over months, then pretend they talk about you all the time lmao

>>7426353
main reason to play shmups?
1000 cord posts a week
15 minutes of shmup gameplay per week (to keep up appearances)

>>7426340
ZPS will clear Same!Same!Same! (1P) soon meanwhile rictardo does nothing but seethe, repeat shmup facts he's heard and lie about himself online

dedicate your life to keeping up with what ric says and posting about him on 4chan kek
>totally not an assblasted pork

just popping in to say that this is by far the gayest and most autistic thread on this board, every time i scroll past it you're arguing about some discord drama shit, why not just fucking stay on discord?

>>7426641
these theads are just a dump for coping & seething about tinhorn ric
>why not just fucking stay on discord
too afraid to confront him directly

gossip time: is t3-kamui a girl(male) or girl(female)?

>>7426701
former
have you ever heard him talk m8, he doesn't even hide it

>>7426708
I heard the voice but it wasn't enough to fully convince me, especially since are quite a few videos on his channel from years ago where he would actually pass. But honestly I dont know what the fuck I was expecting

>>7426718
>I heard the voice but it wasn't enough to fully convince me
>he would actually pass

>>7426724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdxpgtLNQtc
cmon bro, if I saw a person like this on a street it would not ring any alarms, especially compared to western trannies. I need to hone my senses better I guess, discerning trannies seems like a usefull shmup skill

>>7426742
>Tranny y onion y janny
Back to Guscord, drone.

>>7426742
>discerning trannies seems like a usefull shmup skill
actually, it isn't. just assume they're all trannies and you'll be correct almost if not every time

>>7426752
rent free, take your meds

>>7426758
You're the one bringing the subject up, you delusional faggot. Rent free indeed.

>>7426780
1. i'm the one replying to who brought it up, do you even 4chan
2.
>someone brings up kamui
>m-must be from guscord specifically!!
get a load of this retard

>>7426792
DRONING

>>7426370
Is this a new arcade release?

>>7426752
I don't even know what guscord is, kamui streams almost daily on youtube and pops in my recommendations often, calm the fuck down

Best shmup games for noobs, and in general?

>>7426613
COPE

over months? check it yourself dickhead it was over a DAY lmfaooooooo

>>7426613
>over months
just wanted to highlight the EXTENT tinhorn agents will go to in provable LIES to seem better.

>>7426796
I recommend Espgaluda for arcade, it has a lot of beginner friendly mechanics and the game itself is not that difficult

>>7426796
the answer depends on a variety of factors:
are you willing to play something that will kick your ass or do you need it to be easy to get started?
do you care about getting a high score, or just surviving?
do you prefer infinite games or those that end?
do you prefer bullet hell or old school patterns?
are you willing to emulate or does it have to be on steam or whatever?
overall, a good place to start are the Cave games on Steam (which you can pirate if you want yo just try them), they have Novice modes but also the real deal, and they can be fun to survive or to score.

>>7426798
>>7426804
>posts from the same day
>heh he's been obsessed all this time!!
LMAO
>replying to the same post twice in a row
vintage chav seethe

>>7426796
touhou

>>7426795
GEORGIA

>comparing himself to a former US president out of the blue
The schizo delusions and pure COPE keep getting better and better

>>7426816
>>7426894
keep reporting those caps lads!

>>7426894
>thicko can't tell he's comparing the method even when he explains it

derp

>>7426913
What method? Machine gun c&s on the internet all day long, then getting banned for it whilst also getting nothing done and looking like a clown in the process?

>>7426923
t. tinhorn gobbles

>>7427053
don't you love national socialism, though?

>>7425930
i have this game on my xbox360
best shmup soundtrack i have heard yet

Don't be a pussy. Pick a game and play it for 500 hours. Get good.

>>7427358
OK

is vritra hexa any good

>>7427358
for me it's collecting kusoclears where I bomb through every hard part

>>7427064
that's not even fucking me you absolute window licker.

To answer that question i believe it was the best system specifically for the german people only but couldnt be replicated by any other culture. Im also very objective and hated goerring for example, now stop thinking everyone is me to support ricks theory that only i am here.

>>7427361
103 hrs a fucking week

jesus titty fucking christ what a total loser, imagine investing that kind of time into a real life interest?

>>7427619
the average shmup fan is an rpg addict like that
you're justified in calling them nolife losers

>>7426923
>all day long, then getting banned for it whilst also getting nothing done

um i come on in morning and evening and fyi despite my limitations i fit in 1hr zazen every morning, 1hr posture practice, 2-4 hrs darts, and evening zazen, walk if im upto it etc. I still somehow do more than most of you fucking faggots despite being chronically ill, in b4 fake lololo

>>7427641
fake lololo

>>7425930

>>7427641
Sounds like a grandpa's daily routine desu

>>7427708
ok?

meanwhilst you hunch over childish dumb computer game for hrs and hrs everyday...

>>7427715
Just seems low T, low energy
Try lifting a weight

>>7427771
mate im chronically ill you fucking retard

>>7427781
mate noone buys this story
literal cope
for staying on the dole

>>7427819
>mate noone buys this story
my doctors do.

>>7427826
time to write another fake document
get some dignity and stop seeking pity from strangers online, loser neet
get education
get a job
get a gf that doesn't smell
get
a
life

>>7427837
flopped.

chav's plan for life:
seethe online while leeching off parents
when they die, use nembutal
totally not a waste of air

>>7427781
Start with a small weight like 10lbs

>>7427849
inb4 more cope from noodle arm chav

>>7427849
nah not yet, im bombarded with brutal symptoms all the time and i hurt.. a lot, doing almost anything seems to exacerbate it.

called it
>doing almost anything seems to exacerbate it.
apparently it doesn't stop you from machine gun seething here, retard
have some guts for once and end it

>>7427858
except conveniently when you wanna stream racing games or play darts at me pubs

>>7427876
his illness is fake as shit

>>7427781
you're just somatizing the cope LMAO !
your illness doesn't exist. it's just a way to get you on pills. enjoy the placebo stupid cunt !

>>7427876
>>7427869
you guys are astoundingly dense, i can't go to any pubs i play at home and only when im upto it, i have to literally lay down after darts to recover.

>>7427886
>it's just a way to get you on pills. enjoy the placebo stupid cunt !
??? im anti pills and refuse to go on any.

NEMBUTAL TIME
WASTE OF SPACE

>>7427904
why are trannies so full of venom? is it because you hate yourself so much?

>>7427781
cors you are bruv
cors you are

>>7427891
then what's the nembutal for ?
you're a pathetic loser on the verge of killing yourself but you're too much of a pussy to actually do anything.

>>7427921
I;m sorry you suffer so much anger.

>>7427916
this projection LMAO

>>7427921
he was gonna kill himself months ago
he can't even kill himself KEK

>>7427929
learn to love yourself shar and you won't need the identity delusion, you can just be content with what you are, a man.

>>7427927
i'm sorry you can't help but divert when somebody exposes your cope LMAO you're truly a sad case chav seek help

>>7427937
>if you're expose me you're some namefag tranny that's rent free inside my head!!
ask him for some pics to calm yourself down, loser

>>7427934
>he can't even kill himself KEK

It's actually the hardest thing for man to achieve due to the amygdalas hardwiring, this is why only 30% of ppl who try fail. Even elderly provided with peaceful exists in most cases still couldnt do it.

>>7427949
>calling others loser whilst hiding in anonymity.

yeah fair even shars more man than you are lmfaooo

>>7427941
aww look at you.

Anything Darius related.

< chav [22:11:11] go on then lets have a look
>unzips pants
< chav [22:16:15] well you look feminine shar
< chav [22:17:05] i think with a fuller tit the areola proportion will look better
< chav [22:17:34] atm remidns me of preggers tits

>>7427961
>Anything Darius related.
robs gurfs fishy minge

>It's actually the hardest thing for man to achieve due to the amygdalas hardwiring
lmfao coping even for suiciding

Eat more
Lift a 5 lb weight
Get a job
Have sex
Quit the c&s habit
Stop obsessing about trannies

Simple as

>>7427937
>learn to love yourself
L M A O
stop being a guilty faggot before you go telling off others

>>7427963
oh were doing cherry pick out of context time? well lets do some in context instead.

>>7427976
accept yourself shar, your biological self "accept you are ill then you can move toward recovery"

>>7427964
>I never talk about rob!
>truth is the only currency I deal in!

>>7427975
>women
>standing chav
t-they smell anyway!!

>>7427981
>cherry pick out of context
>well you look feminine shar
there's no question about it chav, you complimented the tranny

Is this part of the zazen meditation?

>>7427973
>lmfao coping even for suiciding
I know you're really unintelligent and don't read but if you think im wrong read Professor Thomas Joiners work in "why people die from suicide".

>>7427990
What is this cope? i had a beautiful canadian partner when i lived in spain mate, never ever had any issue attracting women at all or talking to them... like some of you..

>>7427993
how could it be? zazen is zazen, it;s good for nothing, this is typing on a computer and zazen isn't meditation lmfao, idiot.

>zazen is good for nothing bruv
>I do it 8 hours a day anyway!

OOOF chav are those circuses still hiring?

>>7427992
he talked about wanking to trannies in private

>>7427981
why should i? no matter how much you seethe, i enjoy being like this lol.
i bet you'd enjoy it too if your body was feminine like mine~

>>7428007
ah is that you rob with your silly western thinking? you didn't understand the statement... that's precisely why i said it.

You silly american.

https://youtu.be/8T-Z1WoFXkk

What is this cope?:
i had a beautiful canadian partner when i lived in spain mate, never ever had any issue attracting women at all or talking to them... like some of you..

>>7428015
he'll fall for this bait

The illness is fake
The canadian gf is fake
The strikers 2-alls are fake
The thai gf is fake

>>7428017
a fact.

>>7428015
No ones seething shart i'm merely introducing you to the truth, you are ill, don't worry so am i but i admit it so i can move towards healing...

>>7428019
No because its a win win, even if its not shar shar will see it so the message is clear and delivered.

>>7428023
the only thing that's not fake is the COPE

>>7428028
no one here has denied their illness except you stupid cunt

>>7428035
?????????????????????????????????

I haven't denied my illness?

can you even read?


lmfaooo fail

>>7428035
the mental illness is real

>>7428040
you've been denying your mental illness that we all know you have :)

>>7428035
>no one here has denied their illness except you stupid cunt
so dumb i gotta reply twice

>your illness is fake!
>yes i deny being ill

?????????????????

>>7428045
Terrible save for a fuck up lmao and i really hope that isn't shart.... Sam and shar are the only ones on medication for mental illness oh and moglar.

This is /shumpg/?

makes me ceethe i gotta reply twice
ftfy

Get some meaningful practice in your life, i doubt any of you have the discipline.... back to heroin gaming hedonism to escape reality because you cant face it.

https://youtu.be/LL2XUTeoUsM

>>7428050
>This is /shumpg/?
yes! and its only me according to rick...

>>7428052
yes i am not reply twice

XD

>>7428050
Yeah what do you play?
I don't want to dox myself so I can't talk about what I play here.

>>7428063
>linger like poofinger

>>7428063
tfw people are unironically like this (not you I know you're parodying them)
afraid of tinhorn ric lmao

>>7428058
YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIIIIIND

>>7428070
>afraid of tinhorn ric lmao
what? it started with pazzy poofinger mate and it wasn't rick he was afriad of, stop fucking sucking his nuts you utter queer, go back to your real dad.

>>7428070

>>7428078
he's replaced you
cope

>>7428080
>Anime girl avatar
Grow the fuck up and change it to a JAV actress

>>7428083
oh no you didn't

>>7428083
thats certainly his dream but as you even call him by a name I gave him.... i guess not.

Tell me about this rick, and why does he blow the tin horn?

>>7428108
Lied about 2-alling strikers series
Used to play jrpgs and nintendo games until recently, now goes for the discord counterstop and pretends to play dadshit
Samefag schizo who spams his delusions here
King of trans and soi

>>7428101
accept reality

tinhorn rick has become the arch nemesis of jarpigs and shmups AND has rumbled you to your very core. he has achieved what you spent years dreaming of.. pathetic.

>>7428135
Sounds like a winner... i prefer just sitting.

how many layers are in this delusion onion?

for me it's jonny5

>Used to play jrpgs and nintendo games until recently
this is what jarpigs actually believe to cope LMAO

>>7428048
Regardless of whether being a tranny is a mental illness or not, it rumbles you SO much that I enjoy being a tranner and there's nothing you can do to make me feel bad for it !

Meanwhile you alternate between talking about your buddhism and meditation, emphasizing yourself as a man of culture and indirectly placing yourself above everyone else, and seething about the shmup community, provoking others, inventing cope and feeding your delusions and all this boils down to the one common thing of getting attention.

And this is where the difference comes in between being neurotic and not being neurotic lol. Seek help because you actually need it chav.

>anons feeding chav's delusions
>he buys into it
>EVERY time

>>7428169
>Regardless of whether being a tranny is a mental illness or not,


stopped reading, it is btw.

>>7428196
If you think so ;)

>owned
DIDN'T READ LOL!

>>7428201
Again, nobody has denied it.
"Didn't read" is not an argument retard.
Btw, getting hard from things you feel guilty for is also a mental illness HAHAHAHAHA

Bros, get in Guscord. We're coordinating our next attack on Chav, this one is going to be insane. You won't believe what we found.

>>7428253
no one fucking cares stop harrassing chav.
and chav stop harrassing everyone else.
i swear your discord drama is the most cancerous thing i've ever seen on this site.

This unresolved sexual tension between shart and chav is killing me. Someone pass me the nembutal.

>>7428278
nice off topic posting, fag
wot u play?

>>7428216
Who says i need an argument?

Trans is actually a coercion of multiple mental illnesses... histrionic, self loathing, low self esteem etcetc

>>7428253
You dn't see how this is a massive fail for you? literally admitting needing an entire army to take on little old me lmfao, dont break the rules.

>>7428330
r-type leo is pretty good, yeah?

Matic taking the month off

>>7428347
>Trans is actually a coercion of multiple mental illnesses... histrionic, self loathing, low self esteem etcetc
You seem to be an expert chav. Could it be that you're actually a repressing tranny yourself?
It's ok chav, not everyone has a chance to look cute and it's great that you realize it but just because you are histrionic, self-loathing and have low self-esteem (and hence, constant desire for attention), it doesn't mean every other tran is like that.

>>7428452
Or could it be I happen to know a great deal about psychology?

Me low self esteem? really? self loathing? I don't think so. I love myself enough to accept my biology and fit into the role of a MALE... you? imagine being so uncomfortable in your skin you have to try mutating it with drugs and obsessing over your choice in female clothing everyday whilst obsessing on the reflection.

>>7428538
chav i understand why you interpret i that way but your interpretation is incorrect.

>>7428538
>I know a great deal about psychology
Again with the self-promotion. Didn't buddhism teach you anything about humility?

>imagine being so uncomfortable in your skin you have to try mutating it with drugs and obsessing over your choice in female clothing everyday whilst obsessing on the reflection.
Typical black-and-white chav. Just because you don't care about your external appearance or personal hygiene doesn't mean that everybody who does is a narcissist.

>>7428593
when did simple fact become self promotion?

Buddhism will teach you your perception is your reality.

>>7428593
>Just because you don't care about your external appearance or personal hygiene doesn't mean that everybody who does is a narcissist.
Literal cope and projection. Go argue with the entire psych field who know full well trans is a very severe illness comprised of multiple mental issues, it's grotesque. No more yous for you.

>>7426796
zeroranger, blue revolver, espgaluda, mushihimesama
pretty much everything as long as it has something that makes you wanna stick to it

>>7428607
>when did simple fact become self promotion?
At the moment you claimed to know a great deal about psychology.
In *whose* opinion? It's a statement completely devoid of meaning when typed by an uneducated mouth-breathing vulgar retard like you.
>Buddhism will teach you your perception is your reality.
So I suppose that makes it ok to be a stupid uneducated cunt and spout obvious bullshit derived from your warped world view?
>Literal cope and projection. Go argue with the entire psych field who know full well trans is a very severe illness comprised of multiple mental issues, it's grotesque
Whatever you say! You're just jelly because you don't have cute loli boobies :3

>>7426796
Hishouzame, don't listen to the pedophile scum recommending tranmaku shooters btw, you will go down a dark path of autism and degeneracy.

>Hishouzame, don't listen to the pedophile scum recommending tranmaku shooters btw, you will go down a dark path of autism and degeneracy.

just got a new pb
sorry, can't give you any more details than that

>>7429236
its ok we understand anon, the shmupg autismos would come and harrass you u_u

>>7429236
post your scores big boi

>>7429296
>boi
die

>>7429310
oh your trans init? alright mate im gonna need you to send me some pics for verification and research

>>7429241
I posted mine in the Dreamcast shmups thread ^^

>>7429334
No, I'm an English teacher in the UK.
"boi", "thicc" and other internet ebonics make me want to punch myself in the face just so I can spit broken teeth and blood into your face.

I'm not these people:
>>7429310
>>7429447
I just don't want to jeopardize my reputation, there are big things in store for me.
and no I won't give up my replays, sorry. come up with your own routes.
>>7429241
correct

>>7429464
seethe harder us thicc bois are here to stay

>>7429489
>haha idiot wigger talk is here forever, were going to act like spastics

>>7429489
please lose weight for your own good.

>>7429334
>>7428703
first time no-missing up to stage 5 and first time getting to larsa's final phase!
i knew it was going to be scary, but the amount of pressure during the TLB is truly something special

>>7429464
>No, I'm an English teacher in the UK.
turbo lefty corbynite covert pedo detected

>>7428696
Shar you are a complete shambles.

>>7430218
doesn't seem like he likes brown people friend

>>7430231
if you had to teach those feral yoots you wouldnt either lmao

who the fuck ever says "im an english teacher in the uk"? you just say i teach english because its the native fucking language

/seetheandcopeg/

>>7428696
You are so unintelligent, if someones knows a fair deal about something they simply do, it is not reliant on the opinion of others.....

if my glass is 3/4 full i say the glass is nearly full, is that a factual observation or merely an "opinion"

seriously your pills and lifestyle destroy your logical cognitive functions.

>>7430225
>>7430265
>replied twice
status: ceething

>>7430268
no the first was a reaction with a roll eye and the second was a response, its a waste of time though i acknowledge that, shars a deeply ill, volatile, damaged human being.

>>7430269
christ man stop talking to anons baiting you into thinking you're talking to the people inside your head
leave this shithole and stick to based darts people or something
I sincerely mean this

>>7430271
it doesnt matter, you think they aren't here reading it regardless? learn how things work, who you are talking/arguing with is always irrelevant, it's the onlookers you're really talking with.

>>7430275
>caring about some tranny reading you
the fuck's wrong with you
what about talking with people you admire or respect instead

These threads must turn so many potential players off from shmups.

>>7430420
>chav seethe
>chav, a nonplayer
>turning people off from playing
>from playing single player games
you sure that gif isn't you

>>7430420
>vr
>potential shmup players
K
E
K

>>7430269
>if my glass is 3/4 full i say the glass is nearly full, is that a factual observation or merely an "opinion"
Where can I see a glass that is 3/4 full?
I can only see an uneducated moron making moot points and pretending to be an expert in psychology.
>deeply ill, volatile, damaged human being.
That's why you're here performing damage control every day because some tranny dared to expose you as a fetishist :')

>>7430265
If anything destroys your cognitive functions, it must be months' worth of seething in 4chan ..
The fact that you spend hours seething and coping here each time is proof that you're a mentally ill person with nothing better to do.

Do you realize how much valuable energy you're expending just to seethe at strangers?

You're actually so fucking pathetic that you've established a routine of coming here daily to seethe and act schizo about every poster who argues with you. I suggest you take a moment to think whether that's something that truly fulfills you.

>>7430420
Lmao /vr/ as a whole has a strong aversion for arcade gaming.

>>7429619
Wtf I love trannies now

>>7429619
what does she smell like bros?

>>7429469
it's fine, personally I just got a DOJ WR yesterday but I won't share a replay or screenshot because of privacy

>>7430812
>saying what you play
The discord schizos are on the case. They WILL find you.

what's everyone's favorite chav cope? for me, it's stinky girls

>>7429619
Queer

>>7430868
For it's darts and farts.

>>7430868
For me it's (((hair))) being a hollywood conspiracy

>>7430868
>I only pretend to look like soijak

>>7430420
>turn so many potential players off from shmups.
dead genres make boring and dumb threads

>>7431108
the problem with predictable shmup games that offer no excitement just memorize and do same thing over and over and then do it again the same way! the same - way - hahaha I hate these game

>>7430502
I pop online for a very short time in morning, sometimes now to check mail and later in evening, im on the pc around 2 hrs max a day so your solliquoy is unfounded and i have to point out that you are indeed here to...

>>7431203
here to what? don't leave us hanging bro

>>7431219
what? he's just here...

>>7430420
When your genre has such a low skill ceiling and every game is almost the same it will do that. The exact same movement mechanics in the same 1000 games. Very fun!

>>7430420
>These threads must turn so many potential players off from shmups.
all positive.

>>7430461
SO angry and foolish, no ones claiming to be an expert and you can't even process analogies? you really are damaged.

>>7431231
No, he meant he's JUST hair (2)

>>7431281
hair is soi as fuck, thats why people respect putin as a real man and think trudeau is a massive homosex

>>7431231
> and i have to point out that you are indeed here to...
you said he's here to do something, what the fuck is it?

>>7431318
cors it is soijak, cors it is

>>7431325
>what the fuck is it?
to cope, ceethe, and trick shart into giving him more nudes to "ironically" wank to

Just got back from the barber lads
Paid and tipped him too for his good work
Did I just get scammed?

>>7431274
>no ones claiming to be an expert
If only you were smart enough to address the meaning instead of cherry picking irrelevant details, you wouldn't come across as such a fucking retard.

>damaged
Haharr damaged.
>chav: pics or gtfo
>shar: ok
>*chav is rumbled
Weren't expecting that now were you hahhahahah no wonder you're so broken :-D
I laughed my ass off at the time I first read about your tranny cope here on 4chan :')

>>7430868
the classic "im a buddhist" and then proceeding to understand nothing about buddhism

>>7431318
>people respect putin
he's a jew puppet just like all us presidents.

>>7432246
incorrect he is an ILLUMINATI puppet. the jews are who the illuminati points to to discredit conspiracy theory.

>>7431789
1 i never claimed im buddhist and im not

2. t. im buddhist but not THAT buddism im a cope silly sect of buddhism that has NO practice and i haz SECKS ALL DAY LOL!!

>>7431398
>unironically using faces

https://youtu.be/E9CJV7aJYlM

>>7432290
>unironically using faces
Why not lol?

>>7432290
>never claimed im buddhist

>>7432319
>ACHTCHUALLY!!

>>7432306
wow no self awareness... makes sense.

>>7432319
show me where i ever said im a practicing buddhist? i have a daily zazen practice and read a fair bit of buddhism but im not a practicing monk.

>>7432340
well you do have the hair... and the celibacy...

>>7432346
You don't really get english do you? baldness is not having the hair you stupid fucking plum, the celibacy? see rob for that one.

>>7432349
>being this much of a sperg

>>7432353
C O P E

go back to school you retarded fuck, your English is fully shit.

>go back to school you retarded fuck, your English is fully shit.
tfw chav tells you this
LMAO!
to cool for school

>>7432362
you fucked up son and we all saw it, you can't even express baldness correctly lmfao

>HURR U HAFF DE HAIR FOR IT LOL

>no hair

lmfaooo what a stupid cunt

>>7432384
>sperg doesn't get the joke
>must machine gun cope
LMFAO!

>>7432395
You are literally trying to save yourself lmfao

the joke didn't fucking work because of your shit english you dense cunt.

>>7432412
>100% projection
keep it comin... hmhmhmhm

>>7432416
you flopped senpai

saved for prosperity

>>7432431
nice pic of yourself

this is some VERY low iq c&s

>>7432439
Your mental age right now lmfao


>>7432440
shar is legit fucking broken and brain damaged from all the meds.

>>7432340
>wow no self awareness... makes sense.
Shame on me for expressing myself! LOL.
>i have a daily zazen practice
Running out of arguments chav?
Time to remind everyone of my daily zazen practice!
You're at the state where you have to explain your personal life to strangers on 4chan because you're such a fucking meme at this point since all you do is talk about yourself like the narcissist you are.

>>7432431

>>7432440
chav's declining mental state... oof...

>>7432445
>shar is legit fucking broken and brain damaged from all the meds.
Always in your mind .. <3

>>7432458
>Always in your mind .. <3
LMFAO

it's "on" you absolute broken retard, LEARN english ffs.

Don't worry rick gets that wrong all the time as well.

>>7432452
lmao

>>7432450
????
there was no argument to be had? God shmups rot the brain.

>>7432467
Both are correct, fucking wise-ass lol.
Back to school and come back when you're cured of your dunning-kruger!

>>7432482
>Both are correct

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No they aren't, mongoloid.

Got the red alert on guscord, heard we needed more troops.

>>7432530
RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE

>>7432501
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/54867/on-mind-vs-in-mind
All this knowledge at your fingertips and it takes less than a minute to access it ..
Dunning-Kruger chav confirmed again !!

>>7432542
Did you even read that link?
Esls fuck up prepositions all the time, it's not even an argument really, chav wins this round

>>7432542
oh no you didn't
incoming c&s spam

>>7432542
Mate you haven't even understood the fucking link you shared lmfaoooo

Again im fucking english you feral mutant, no one says "i'm always IN your mind" just like no one says "in your computer" it's ON, jesus christ it's pure fucking idiocracy in here.

Rob:
>best in the west
>DOJ BL PB today
>spinning plates
>gainfully employed

Chav:
>cope and seethe all day every day
>on the dole
>guwange shitclear

>>7432559
>Did you even read that link?
>Esls fuck up prepositions all the time, it's not even an argument really, chav wins this round

this and he's trying to tell a fucking Englishman how to speak English, fucking ridiculous lmfao.

>>7432572
>Rob:
scared to cross road

>chav
not scared to cross road.

>>7432572
>>spinning plates
does this mean you work in catering or you mean you've taken up the act of spinning plates?

>>7432573
t. confuses to and too

>>7432567
Whatever you say but they're the same fucking thing, only used to imply slightly different situations.
Read the link faggot!
>no one says "i'm always IN your mind" just like no one says "in your computer"
What a fucking strawman hahahahahaha that isn't even a correct analogy.
>>7432573
How are you going to learn if no-one educates you, stupid cunt?
Just because you're a brit that doesn't mean you know your own language LMAO.

>>7432594
confuses? no mate in informal settings no one cares.

t. mum believes ghosts in his sock drawer


>>7432601
Shar... you're wrong, i've lived here my whole life, just let it go you look stupid as fuck right now I mean you do anyway with that mental illness of yours. BTW its absolutely a correct analogy, jesus christ you are beyond help.

>>7432572
>gainfully employed

>>7432606
>confuses? no mate in informal settings no one cares.
cope
yet you jump at any mistake made by others
LMAO!

>>7432615
go brush your hairy tits shar, you lost.

>>7432623
you confused me for rob and now for shar
absolute state of your derangement

>>7432635
They have identities... you're a nobody.

>>7432606
>informal settings no one cares.
It makes you look stupid as fuck though.
>Shar... you're wrong, i've lived here my whole life
I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU REEEE
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/have+in+mind
>>7432623
Don't bully pls :(

>>7432638
welcome to 4chan

>>7432647
>posts another link that doesn't prove him right and uses alternative context

this is just embarrassing mate, i refuse to waste time on this lmao, it's on not in.

>always ON your mind

NOT

>always IN your mind

retarded fuck.

>>7432647
Right go search youtube for always IN your mind

see what you get....

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=always+in+your+mind

oh look................

>i refuse to waste time on this
>posts again
based chav

>>7432671
Scroll down retard :)

>>7432668
That's the same thing as you comparing it to "on your computer".
Can you see how retarded you are now?

>>7432679
knew that was comin thats why i linked it lmao

now listen to her song... the context of the lyric....\

Baited and BTFO IDIOT CUNT.

I have NEVER in my life heard an english speaker EVER say IN, it's how i always pick out spics because they all make that mistake all the time.

>her

>>7432682
Its exactly the same and is the most common mistake i hear from foreign retards who for some reason think they are don at english lmfao

The correct terms EVERYONE uses are "always ON your mind" and "is that ON your computer".

Thats the last response im giving you unbelievably dense fucks. Vidya damages you.

yes finland now there are spics

>>7432694
More great english lmao, more things no one said. It's clear you are brain damaged from the drug addictions and HRT.

>>7432684
But chav, I AM inside your mind :) All the time ..
You know it~

>>7432698
If the former was true the latter would be self evident? isn't it? hello?

>>7432692
And here you are in a video game board in a video game thread seething every day ..

>>7432704
not seething no.

>>7432703
What are you even going on about ..?

chav the fuck you doing arguing with some fucking tranny about language
have some self reflection mate

>>7432707
No no NOT seething. Educating others!
IT'S ON NOT IN REEE

chav vs. shart is even funnier than chav vs. kraut, ngl lads

>>7432709
>What are you even going on about ..?
lmao you can't even grasp it... because your english is shit and you are dense.

I'll spell it out... if you ARE in my mind (this is when you use in btw) then how could i not know it? i have to know it? isn't it so? I've met children smarter than you.

>>7432714
I've legit never met someone this broken and stupid, it's fucking bizarre, evidence of how mentally retarded trannies are though.

>>7432721
Kraut was WAY smarter and more talented than this genetic pudding though.

>>7432737
>if you ARE in my mind (this is when you use in btw)
So exactly like I used it? LOL.
>I've legit never met someone this broken and stupid
It must make you so angry when people are this stupid ! :') It's like nothing works on them!
>evidence of how mentally retarded trannies are though
How dare they invade your emotions by being so fappable yet gay at the same time!
All trannies are like this!!

>>7432737
>decides to spend his time talking to trannies

>>7432757
>So exactly like I used it? LOL.

No, completely different.... it's all so tiresome. Please stay away from the English language.

>>7432760
Not anymore.

>>7432606
>no mate in informal settings no one cares.
>i'm merely pretending to be stupid
Cope.

>>7432778
>anime jacket

>>7432781
oh no no no no
clastbros we got too cocky

>>7432781
you flopped senpai, all of the girls i'm juggling love it... cue the stinky cope

>>7432792
All of the girls lmao, you did it init? you lowered yourself to tinder?

>>7432792
this kills the chav

>>7432792
>he does it for the likes

>>7432798
i'd suggest you make one to but i'm not sure the noodle arm soijak look is in... and the less you fill in for your bio, the better... unlucky

>>7432859
lmao... you've hit rock bottom and don't even know it.

>>7432873
cors bruv, cors

>>7432881
>anime jacket
>toys
>tinder

>>7432881
no hair

>>7432885
Just wait for the divorce lol

rip

As you were

Our reports of Chav have been successful, good work fellow Guscordians. Back to base, prepare for tomorrow.

>>7433110
It's cause chav insulted the weeb jacket, happened last time too

>>7433138
>rob is a reportcuck
oh no no no no no

ooooof, chav erased from existence by weebs and trannies. how does he recover from this?

>>7433202
It was a weird episode of shmupg today.
I was all /team rob/ before but now I'm thinking he has gone mad from the dating apps like some visual novel protagonist and thinks he's too cool for his old pals just because he talked to a girl.
Meanwhilst chav is getting kicked while he is down by trannies now and keeps coming back for more. Chav totally won against the ESL tranny today. He's going to make a comeback.
Ganbare, chav-kun, keep resetting that router. And have some decency shmupgang. Remember, there's a bit of chav in all of us.

Anyone else want to send chav some pictures to help "calm" him down? I hear it gets him panting heavily; I think he calls this "zaza"?

i'll admit i bantered chav too hard today... i was just trying to take the piss mate, you can continue thinking girls stink

who's your favourite STG Vtuber, /shmupg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQmJ-Ibywk

>>7433365
>weeb prefer daddy shmups not danmaku
RicSynthRetard btfo again

>>7433202
I recommend spamming cords, 1000 posts a week, printscreen farm pics, talk about "posers" while not playing anything and lying about your Strikers 2 all's. If anyone ask you delete your clips and have tantrum.

>>7432714
Race me and see what happens. Ridge Racer, wipeout 3 , Mario kart, you name it bruv

just hit my goal bros, onto the next. not sure if I should hop to a different game or stick with this one.

>>7433494
what you playing?

>>7433498
if I told you I'd have to kill you

>>7433365
>Vtubers
just fucking no

Went to bed lads so missed the ban lmao

so heres the SCOOP and the FACTS

The report filed was once AGAIN for a post of the screencaps from guscord LMFAO, what do they have to hide bros?

>>7433138
>>7433156

>It's cause chav insulted the weeb jacket, happened last time too

nah robs a lot of things but hes no report cuck, it was sharcrash because he wanted to hide the embarrassment of getting BTFO cus im always ON his mind, TOP FUCKING KEKAROONI

>>7433101
>As you were

Thats right.

KEK

>>7434408
Always in your mind, guilty faggot~
Go have your daily wank looking at those pregger tits now. Shoo shoo~

The ceethe is real, the illness is fake.

>>7434851
>>7434914
don't forget to report the caps lads lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo B T F O