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739863 No.739863 [Reply] [Original]

This bitch was worse than Kaisar.

>> No.739921

Well shit OP, no one can top her.

>> No.739942

>that whole town

WHY DIDNT FO3 HAVE A VAULT CITY WITH POWER AND RAILROADS BEING CONSTRUCTED LIVE VAN BUREN?

>> No.739983 [DELETED] 
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739983

This fuckwad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK6UaPnRYcc

The fans defend it as "tongue in cheek", but in reality, while it's really, really, really trying hard to be tongue in cheek, it's miserable and embarrassing.

DMC games are great, but for the longest time, I was living under the impression that the fanbase doesn't give a shit about dante and skips all cutscenes. Imagine my surprise when I discover neckbeard pits like /v/ that fellate this embarrassingly stupid character in an embarrassingly stupid series.

I wish all these incurable autists that had the misfortune of growing up with this garbage played Grim Fandango or at least Bloodlines so they'd have a remote inkling of what quality comedy in video games should be.

>> No.739997

>>739983
How the fuck is this retro, you retard?

>> No.740004 [DELETED] 

>>739983
Good lord sir, I think you take yourself far too seriously. Dante is ridiculous for the sake of ridiculousness. It's very obvious camp appeal. I mean it's not necessarily for everyone but honestly you sound uptight. I didn't "grow up" with this "garbage" but I loves DMC3's nonserious HEY WAIT YOU ALMOST GOT ME.

Not /vr/, fuck off to /v/ if you want to endlessly bitch about things in a self-absorbed fashion.

p.s. how dare you act like the notorious fishmalk invader zim crowd randomness of Bloodlines is more highbrow than the poochy-cool nonsense of Dante

>> No.740020 [DELETED] 

>>739983

nigger, DMC is a great parody of hong kong action flicks, overdramatic animu and beat'em ups

> Grim Fandango

get this hipster trash out of here

>> No.740035
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>>739863
I shot her in the face with a Gauss rifle, then I killed everyone between me and the gate.

>> No.740056

>>740035
Come on, you know dynamite is the only fitting death for that cunt.

>> No.740072

>>740056

>plant dynamite on her
>walk outside and stand outside nonchalantly
>BOOM
>guards don't move an inch

my headcanon is that absolutely everyone wanted that cunt strung up

>> No.740076

I never played much of FO2, what did this bitch do that causes so much hate?

>> No.740083

>>740076
She looked down her nose at you something fierce, and then begged you to help her out or she'd fuck you up.

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>> No.740151

>>740076
she wanted the PC murder a town full of friendly ghouls and was quite bigoted, takes some serious persuasion to convince her to develop a mutually beneficial deal with them.
The town she led kept slaves as servants.

>> No.740169
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>>740151
>Slaves

I know how I'M playing now when I get around to this

>> No.740176

>>740169
Be a slaver, tattoo that shit to your forehead and have everybody treat you like shit.
The things I do for a few quick caps.

>> No.740195
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740195

"I am First Citizen Lynette."

>> No.740217

Amy ruined Sanic.

>> No.740221

>>740151

No, you literally cannot persuade her to make a deal with them.
You have to go behind her back and figure out a deal with one of her councilors.
Plus, this is the only way to get a good ending to the quest, because if you do EXACTLY WHAT SHE FUCKING TELLS YOU TO she kicks you out of Vault City anyway.
Then she apparently never notices that the ghouls are still living in Gecko, even though she wanted them all killed.
So, she's a bigot, a massive psychotic bitch, and incompetent to boot.

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>>739863
Yeah, she really was a raging cunt.

Also, this probably isn't the best answer but I wanted their to at least some kind of continuation of the main thread and not have it be just about bashing one character. That said, have to give BI props for writing such a memorable character. I mean, when I saw the pic and looked at her face, I had a literal gut-wrench as the hate came flooding back.

>> No.740294

>>739863

I'm not sure if I like Hideo Kojima's new look.

>> No.740407

And the best part is after defeating the Enclave she'll still say they should have joined forces even if the Enclave wanted to butcher everyone else on the mainland.

>> No.741323

Fallout 2 wasn't very good in general.
Or rather it was a fairly big step down from Fallout 1 in terms of quality and atmosphere.

It's just bigger and improved, but lacks what made Fallout a great game.

inb4 but mah car, enclave armor and perks

>> No.741663

>>740072

That IS basically canon.

>> No.741684

>>741323
And what made FO1 a great game as opposed to FO2?

>> No.741953
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>>741684
Great atmosphere, interesting places and atmosphere, dark humor, decent writing and plot.

Fallout 2 has more or less the same plot and worse writing,
has way too much "lolrandom" humor, goes overboard with pop-culture references and most places and characters are annoying or boring.

Also it lacks the great atmosphere of the first game.
Everything is bigger, better equipped, more advanced and feels very out of place,
despite the fact that the game takes place like almost a century later.

It lacks consistency and substance imo.

>> No.742003

>>741953
I consider them more or less the same game, F2 having more polish and detail. I don't disagree, though, I preferred F1, it had a superior immersive "feel".

>> No.742016

Dealing with Lynette is the worst.
>Think yay, gonna score points for the Vault peeps.
>Go into Gecko guns blazing.
>"I told you to take care of it."
>BITCH THEY ARE ALL DEAD
>Reload back before slaughter.
>decide to blow the reactor
>"You're banned from Vault City!"
>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>> No.742024

>>742003
>>741953
Personally, the time limit in F1 was gnawing at the back of my head the whole time I played it (even though I had more than enough to do everything twice over) and it made the experience less enjoyable.

Plus, I thought 2 had more memorable characters and locations, but that's just, like, my opinion.

>> No.742032

>>742024
You can mod the time limit in F1, much more enjoyable. What was it, 100 days? Much too short, I thought.

>> No.742057

>>741953
You guys will call me edgy but fallout 2 was more "dirty" u know.I fo1 was more clean and polished but it lacked sprit.

>> No.742061

>>742032
Oh, yeah, mods.

I always neglect to look for them when starting a new game.

Thanks for the protip.

>> No.742118

>>740102
This guy. What he did at the end of the first chapter, is the only time a game character made by blood boil. It seemed so unfair.
Each hit that landed on him was like a sweet revenge during this battle.
Kudos to FFT for being the only game to ellicit such rage.

>>739863
On the contrary, I could not get to hate her, sure she uses you and does not have much consideration for outsiders, but she just want to do what's best for the prosperity of her vault.

>> No.742382
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>>742057
Aren't you confusing 1 and 2 there?

>> No.742431
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742431

I just want to save Mei Ling, please stop with the fortune cookie bullshit! This is a battlefield, not a Chinese restaurant.

>> No.742439
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742439

this is easy

>> No.742442

>>742431
>saying anything bad about mei ling
go away

>> No.742476
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>>742442

>> No.742487

>>742431

>Her nationality is China (Kwangtung)
>Though she born in the US

Wouldn't that make her American by nationality? Dual citizenship at best