/vr/ - Retro Games

Why do you guys keep spamming this?

>he posted it again
Why are there so many mentally ill people on this board now?

>>7403654
>you guys

is it wrong that this is my new favorite poster of /vr/?

Was it autism?

>>7403670
Because trannies are mentally ill, and trannies were the driving force behind the rule change.

>>7403704
>every waking moment i think of trannies
you are both mentally ill freaks

>>7403710
Lol

>>7403703
This isn't your run of the mill autism

>>7403723
>I WANNA ROCK (ROCK!)
>I WANNA ROCK (ROCK!)
>I WANT TO ROCK (ROCK!)
>I WANNA ROCK (ROCK!) ROCK! (ROCK!) ROCK! (ROCK!)

>>7403703
>was
Is.

>>7403670
>Why are there so many mentally ill people on this board now?
Actual mental illness

>>7403654
r/TheCinemassacreTruth raiding us because they hate James and know Silverman comes here or something

>>7403758
kek

>>7403640
why the sudden obsession with james? The ocasional thread on /v/ was common but not there are a lot more frecuents and they even show up on /vr/ now

>>7403703
If only you knew how bad things truly are.

To the anon who got pissed off before the thread got pruned this morning>>7403815
, on the off-chance you read this:
Why are you so upset James is doing dad rock? that one last anon to reply that thread went "because WE WANT AVGN NOT JAMES PLAYING SHITTY CORDS AT A BAR", but do you really want to? Haven't people been complaining that they want AVGN to end already, instead?
Don't be angry at what it became. Be happy that you were there when it first began. Let go.
AVGN is like the Simpsons, it was really good early on but it now goes on purely because it's profitable and the creator isn't really invested anymore.
Board James was Futurama, the off-ball secondary show that was super niche to be as profitable or popular but it ended with dignity.
Rex Viper is Disenchanted, we don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>>7403845
Accidentally quoted that other dude my bad

>>7403845
im not upset, im just laughing at him

>>7403845
No, I want Shillwave Media TO LEAVE JAMES IN PEACE and allow Mike to return so that the TRUE AVGN may live once again. They have convinced him he wants to do this shitty LARP band.

>>7403856
They already did an AMA on r/TheCinemassacreTruth, they don't own Cinemassscre, James does and working with them is 100% James' decision, as well as having input on the scripts. Even if they leave, the show won't be good again. You can only go AAASSSS at a game so many times. Let go, man. Just rewatch the old episodes, throwing a shitty fit wont stop him, like it didn't stop Vinny from doing Red Vox

>>7403856
Nah, you guys are top tier A-Logs, all you want is to see him in the streets, divorced and homeless or actually dead.

>>7403878
>believing Justin Silverman
Are you completely retarded?

>>7403893
No one hates James. We hate Screenwave Media and the shitty decisions James has made.

>>7403894
I don't see you niggers putting cameras and microphones near James' house to get the truth either so it's not like your argument holds water.

>>7403902
Why spam /vr/, then? What do we have to do with your hateboner for them? You already got an entire subreddit for that.

>>7403640
It was Double Dragon 3 the one he hated, fake fan.

>>7403909
OP here, that wasn't me you're replying to or in the last thread. I am a legitimate fan of James Rolfe & The Rex Vipers. I was asking about NES games.

By the way, Here is their music video:
https://youtu.be/QgksfOYP0SI

>>7403703
>>7403829
Is this the /vr/ equivalent of posting a completely garbage opinion with a kpop dance video?

>>7403923
This is not AVGNs list? It is mine.

Double Dragon 1 has no multiplayer. It's a complete joke.

>>7403924
You've posted this shit near-verbatim.
I will concede, it's not one guy, but an army if autistic redditors

>>7403909
>hateboner for them
I'm not the spammer, but I just think it's funny how much of a cringy boomer James looks in the music video
>why spam it
Same reason people used to spam DESU or spam Sneed. People don't see Sneed spamming as a hateboner for the Simpsons

>>7403925
The Mario Kart one, yes.
This was is a raid.
If only the fucking mods did their fucking job.

>>7403934
Why not go to /b/ to spam it there?
That is the no-rules shitpost board, always has been. Why ruin /vr/ further?

>>7403930
It's just me, friend. They all have the same filename if you look.

>>7403943
I'll quote >>7403938 then.

>>7403936
Take your meds schizo, it's literally just been me posting it.

>>7403938
Again, I'm not the spammer. And again, that's like asking
>why do people spam Sneed on /tv/?
>why not /trash/ or /b/
AVGN is /vr/ related whether you like it or not.

>>7403954
e-celebs are not /vr/.
Same reason why projared discussion was moved from /v/ to /b/.
Also shitposting is only allowed on /b/

>>7403954
Exactly.
>inb4 MUH E-CELEBS
AVGN predates YouTube and the E-celeb trend. He is /vr/. And so is James Rolfe & The Rex Vipers, who do music like Ken's Theme mashed up with Mighty Wings from Top Gun. Both are retro.

>>7403951
How the fuck are you not banned yet? Holy fuck the mods are more incompetent than I thought.

>>7403962
AVGN was around before the term "e-celeb" was even being used.

>>7403971
It's not /vr/.

>>7403971
Again, WHY? WHY ruin /vr/? Why not /v/? That place is a shithole already anyway, but at least we could discuss our niche old shit in peace. Or used to.

>>7403962
>e-celebs are not /vr/
That's been a fundamental complaint for 10 years, but it will never change. Some of the most significant cinemassacre posting moments took place on /vr/
>Mike caught posting the entire avgn theme song
>the guy larping as James brother in law with the beaner fart story
These are over 4 years old now and nothing will change that. AVGN posting will always be apart of /vr/ culture like Sneed is to /tv/

>>7403983
Excuse me? AVGN doesn't cover /v/ games, he covers /vr/ games.

>>7403991
Again, WHY shit this board? Isn't it enough sixth gen is allowed now? These threads aren't even to discuss old AVGN, at least the GameCenter CX threads discuss the fucking show and the games, this is just to mock James' crisis band.

>>7404005
>Again, WHY shit this board?
it's funny

When i make a classic game room thread it gets deleted in a second but these ones stay for a while

>>7403989
>like Sneed is to /tv/
dont you mean bane, oval and is that a scar?

>>7404014
It's not. It's the cancer that is killing /vr/.
Or you know what? Fuck it, just spam scat and gore, kill this place already.
Fuck everything.
Fuck you.

>>7404030
u mad?

>>7404035
No, depressed the /vr/ I knew is gone for good.
I just wanted to talk about the Super Nintendo and the PS1.

>>7404005
>>7404030
>MUH CANCER MUH CANCER
Perhaps you should cry moar about it, faggot. Reddit sounds more your speed. I hear the moderation is superb.

>>7404030
>It's the cancer that is killing /vr/.
Well, this cancer has been around on /vr/ since before 2015 which is when cinemassacre threads started popping up. This cancer is taking a long ass time to kill

>>7404039
you can still do that, you know?

>>7404035
Is the new Higurashi remake better than the original? Should I watch it?

>>7404041
No, Reddit pisses me off because it has the OPPOSITE problem. It created an echo-chamber because of that stupid upboat system, and the userbase is so normalfaggot the slightest bit of humor offends them.
What I truly miss are BBSs. Bulletin Boards Systems. And I guess forums, to a lesser degree.

>>7404042
It's beyond chemotherapy.

>>7404043
For what purpose? It inevitably gets spammed by a funny guy going "I loved street fighter 2 on my SUPER NINTENDO" did you know JAMES ROLFE (yes, that JAMES ROLFE) made a super awesome band REX VIPER and made a cover of KEN'S THEME AND TOP GUN?" and the fucking thing gets derailed.

>>7404045
It's pretty neat imo, but I don't really have nostalgic attachment to the original, got way too late on that boat.

>>7403710
dilate

wait so is it confirmed that the mods are in on the shitposting? explains a lot

>>7404083
>everyone around me is a tranny!!!
>trannies are in the walls
>trannies are in the ceiling
>trannies are in my water
>trannies are in every 4chan post
>hiromoot is a tranny
>mods are a tranny
>Anonymous is a tranny!
>tranniessss!!!

>>7404091
Curious how different shitpost threads or comments within this thread get deleted but not the thread itself or other James Rolfe dadrock.gif threads get deleted.

>>7404091
Always has been confirmed. Said /vr/ was a spam board anyway.

>>7404105
It does not surprise me at all that the only people willing to be a janitor on /vr/ would also be shitposters
>>7404106
kind of a shame, I dropped off around 2016 until last year but /vr/ was great for the first few years, I don't even mind 6th gen but the spam is out of hand and never gets removed

>>7404105
I wonder if the mods have given up. The dadrock spammer has had his threads deleted and banned at least 20 times now, but he comes back a minute later. I wonder if the mods are devising a plan the range block him.

>>7404105
>noooo stop posting memes
what are you even doing on 4chan

>>7404123
obvious underage jfc
it's called a forced meme and you should stop

>>7404057
The band is called James Rolfe & The Rex Vipers, not Rex Viper.

>>7404130
Rex Viper is the name of the Big Riggs guy who is played by James Rolfe. The other band members can't be Rex Viper because they are not the big rigs guy.

>>7404120
I got range banned for posting interracial gay scat porn

>>7404120
The post-GG mod staff?
Fucking never. We will never see a range-ban like when moot range-banned the entirety of Australia, ever again.

>>7404135
Exactly. Rex Viper is a state of mind personified by this one time character. They are all "Rex Vipers", hence their dress. James is himself, he isn't playing a character.

>>7404120
You're a complete retard dude, the "spam" here is one or two posts in a thread and a few OPs, it's nothing like spam on a board like /v/, /pol/ or /b/ and they don't really give a fuck. Yes, I see your screenshots from desuarchive. Go through and click each of those posts, they're all in different threads.

>>7404097
>>everyone around me is a tranny!!!
>>trannies are in the walls
>>trannies are in the ceiling
>>trannies are in my water
>>trannies are in every 4chan post
>>hiromoot is a tranny
>>mods are a tranny
>>Anonymous is a tranny!
>>tranniessss!!!

>>7403640
>Double Dragon I
lol what its based

>>7404203
You're probably a tranny

>>7404209
Based that someone finally says it's shit or the game is based?

>>7404209
IT HAS NO 2 PLAYER YOU UTTER BUFFOON
IN DOUBLE DRAGON

>>7403640
I hope people aren't posting these gifs as if they're cringe or something.
His skills are genuinely impressive considering how much time he's able to put in and he's just enjoying the fun of it.

Live and let live, you miserable fucks.

>>7404203
begone soijack poster, nobody likes you

>>7404212
>>7404230
>You're probably a tranny
>begone soijack poster, nobody likes you

>>7404228
>playing simple babby bar chord rhythm riffs, 12 year old first guitar lesson tier
>good
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. The fact he's showboating while playing that shit is the most cringe part.

>>7404249
And this affects you how, exactly?

>>7404256
It makes him cringe
Can you read?

>>7404228
The thing is, he's just a beginner, yet he's wearing a muscle man shirt (when he's a twig), wearing spike bracelets, doing guitar tricks, showing off a cringe tattoo and playing on a fairly decent price guitar. I don't care what you say, there's something always cringe about a beginner larping as a pro.
There's a reason why in martial arts beginners start with white belts. Wearing black belts implies something. James is a white belt larping as a black belt.

>>7404265
Then why spam it further? Why not just move on?

>>7404270
To be fair, better to be a twig than a fatso.

>>7404274
It's already here, may as well make the most of it

>>7404274
>Why not just move on?
Because it's funny.

>>7403819
AVGN started reviewing games in 2004. He's retro now.

>>7404249
Stay mad, faggot. Rex Viper is bad ass and James is killing it.

>>7404274
>To be fair, better to be a twig than a fatso.
Okay? They are still equally pathetic. James is more pathetic for wearing a shirt that's made to show off muscle mass he doesn't have.

>>7404306
>NEW BALANCES
OH NO NO NO NO NO
BOOMER JAMES CONFIRMED

>>7404303
I think the earliest videos are older then that. But it was 2004 when he started posting them on youtube

>>7404312
YouTube wasn't created in 2004 you fucking zoomer. Holy shit.

>>7404306
What a faggot.

>>7404312
2006 was when they started getting posted on the internet, 2004 was when they were on a VHS take of various videos. YouTube didn't exist back then.

>>7404307
>They are still equally pathetic
Nah, being obese is WAY more pathetic, it shows an obvious lack of self-control.

>>7403983
It's an autistic /vr/ user stomping his foot that things are different now

>>7404326
James still looks pathetic

>>7404306
AVGN is dead. I actually wrote a Eulogy for him:
https://davidtorok.bandcamp.com/track/when-you-were-worth-our-time-a-eulogy-for-james-rolfe

>>7404321
They were on the cinemasacre website in 2004. He put them on vhs to show them to Mike, Bootsy and others, but they were always on the website in 2004.
2006 was when they were uploaded on YouTube

>>7404326
I prefer an obese person who wears fat people shirts over a twig larping as a big guy.

>>7404339
No one cares you retarded faggot.

>>7403934
>Same reason people used to spam DESU or spam Sneed. People don't see Sneed spamming as a hateboner for the Simpsons

This is misleading. "People" don't spam any of that garbage with any intention in mind at all, because a creature that spams that stuff isn't a person to begin with. What this board needs is what every online or offline forum needs: a magical robot that will flit around gassing the irredeemable stupids to death (but with a nice sort of gas so they have a pleasant time with it and don't suffer). The /v2k/ concept would help too, but the gasbot is more important. Human moderators are trash of course, and they don't kill. We need a moderator that has infinitely good judgment (hence the inclusion of magic in this plan) and that erases the problems permanently.

Failing that, removing /pol/ and /r9k/ would be a big step forward. And yeah, splitting current /vr/ into /vr/ and /v2k/ or whatever. Obviously we aren't gonna get the magical gasbot we so badly need.

>>7403640
Dr. Jekyll is honestly not THAT terrible. It is a bad game, but it does have good music, decent visuals that have nice atmosphere, and the Jekyll segments are at least somewhat enjoyable. I wouldn't even put it top 10 or maybe 15.

Honestly there are so many basically unplayable NES games, or ESPECIALLY Famicom games, that I can't bother making a list. Action 52 is probably the worst but there's a lot of Japanese shovelware from the very early years of the Famicom's lifespan made by garbage companies like Pony Canyon. Pony Canyon is worse than LJN when it comes to the NES/Famicom.

>>7404350

Preferring an obese person over any other kind of person is always wrong. End of story.

>>7403934
I spam Sneed not because I hate the Simpsons itself, but because I think Simpsons-obsessed boomers are annoying people and I want to take away a site where they can discuss the show.

>>7404357
I really think it's one of my best tracks. I can post the lyrics here for you if you like:
Now, back when you were worth our time,
We saw you were having fun
Playing with your friends and camera
And troubles, there were none
But now it's become evident
That the thrill has left
It's of genuine inspiration
You are now bereft

Back when you were worth our time
You cared to hear our thoughts
Now your ears are deaf to us
You're complacent, aloft
Pursuing your largest passion
You accomplished your life's dream
Then opted for the family life
And now you're all about the green

So, until I find you are worth our time again
I will no longer be accompanying you on this journey of life. Good day, sir.

>>7404339
Advanced autism

Ya'll are pretty amusing. Actually I think the better word might be "obsessed". You claim to not like James but you're going through each and every one of his videos, making DETAILED notes about them? Why? If you truly did not like him, you wouldn't give him any of your time. I mean I don't watch channels I don't enjoy, I have better things to do with my time. You see I am sane. I probably haven't even seen 85% of James's videos, but you clearly have and you scour the comments on each of them? Why, exactly? There is no sane answer for this other than that you're obsessed with the idea he exists. I'm sure you watch his newest videos right as soon as you possibly can. You complain about his hairline. Again, why? All I know is that if anyone comments "FIRST!" on his videos, you were likely already there even before that. You love him. He will never escape your thoughts. Nor will Ryan.

I quite literally think April and James are as close to the perfect couple as you can get. They have so much in common it's amazing. Especially the love for subverting expectations with a black protagonist. They've been living together for over a decade now and that wasn't the beginning of their relationship. If you don't like that they're a couple, well then that's your problem, nobody else's. Why would you be upset that two people are legitimately happy? Why would you go out of your way to try to bitch and moan about every little thing they do?

It really is amusing to see a lot of the posts on this board. Where the normal person would say "I don't know because I don't have enough information" ya'll instead jump to conclusions. Not speculation, but conclusions. I know I'm not speaking to a single rational mind in here so I'm likely wasting my time.

My advice: Relax. Get out of the house. Get laid. Watch youtube videos that you actually enjoy (oh wait, you DO enjoy these).

>>7404362
What is Snacks ever returned to moderation?

>>7404367
Obese people are aware. Twigs in muscle man shirt is unaware. Quit whiteknighting boomer James

>>7404376
that's the pasta from the Gamesack guy, right?

>>7404376
>he rewrote Joe's rant defending Erin plays to James
fucking hell, lol

>>7404410
It's a classic

>>7404424
>Just deleted the pic and not the entire thread
Sasuga mods

>>7404339
HOLY SHIT AHJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>7404438
Its on topic

>>7404461
Imagine samefagging.

What's your favorite mayor from the Sega System scotformers?