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THE RETURN
>tfw you cannot afford a gamer jacket
Adding story does not detract from a shooter
>>7392704It doesn't add anything either. The quickest way to detect a shmup poser is if they talk about liking the story.
>>7392660how long have you hons been on HRT? i am waiting for my first prescription to arrive , so was wondering, whats the best shmupg you recommend when i start my transition?
>>7392729Final Fantasy X
Chav doesn't play or like shmups so why does he stalk us? Chav is obsessed with how others view him, he wants friends, he wants to be liked desperately, yet he's too lazy and delusional to change and become a better more likeable person. Shmup players know the truth about him and this irritates him to no end. So we get to see his mental gymnastics everyday watching him do cope backflips while insulting everything that threatens his flimsy reality or reminds him that he's a bald, unemployed, angry, vindictive manlet, that no girl wants to be around or talk to. that his hobbies are a joke, that he as nothing to be proud of. that he has no ground to criticize anyone since he's the biggest mentally ill loser around. He rages about trans people because he thinks they are easy targets to bully. Ever since our shmup community rejected him and his ideas he's been seething and plotting trying to prove us wrong. He can't admit his own flaws and the Dao larp made him more complacent and oblivious to his mountain of problems and self deceptions. He's also obsessed with 'controlling the narrative' around here, trying to prove he was right and shmup community was wrong and how his way of shaping the community is better than our way. He has no one to convince and talk to in real life so he comes here talking about off topic historical points because he has zero (absolutely nothing) going for him in his life. His future is totally fucked and anything that reminds him of this (i.e Eaglet getting married and having a kid) ignites his fury and seethe, all because deep down self loathing is eating away at him. Anything he likes and can't have ignites his sour grapes cope (but girls are stinky! hair is a Hollywood scam! Good PCs and video cards are a scam!) Even seeing guys compliment Asian chicks sets him off on racist rants. Next time you see him dancing here like a monkey seeking attention know that his behaviour comes from a place of pure suffering and isolation.
>>7392771lmfao why did you write a novel about chav?
>>7392771B T F O inb4>y-you flopped s-s-senpai...!
>it's been almost ten years since Radiant Silvergun got a port of any kind>exclusively as a download on one console>Ikaruga continues to get portedExplain this shit to me. Do they not own the anime FMVs or something stupid?
>>7392808because the game is shit
>>7392816Nah it's kino.
>>7392771How will he ever recover
>>7392851by saying "didn't read lol"
>>7392704shmups should be more about atmosphere and environmental story telling rather than shoving exposition down your throat between each stage
>shmup story tellingstay classy vr lol
What are some shmups with good story telling?
>>7392890>>>/vrpg/
So what was the OP image that the faggot trannitor deleted?
>>7392890Kingdom hearts
>>7392903m8 you could make a better case that KH is a shmup than you could that is has good story telling
>>7392897pure coincidence...
>>7392909*that it has good
>>7392909LMAO, true
>>7392909>>7392914jarpigs exposed, I've never even played kingdom hearts
>>7392918don't you ever call me a jarpig ever again
kingdom hearts is pretty coo
>>7392928ok despatche
playan: wolflamelater gonna try and complete donkey kong country tropical freeze
For me, it's Shar.
>>7393013okay shar.
for me it's the based gameboy guru
>>7393045absolutely freakin epic game collection man lets go suck eachother off
>>7393045>tfw you sickgrab a mint condition nickelodeon racer for the wii
>>7392660scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies
>>7393074so do forced memes anon
>>7393074That's just not true, but it's also not a healthy thing to define your life with shmups.You see it takes balance and committing to a grind, be it a day, week or month long is just like any adult hobby. Granted, it's not the healthiest hobby and you're really much better off picking up swimming, rock-climbing or simple exercising than a worthless video game obsession that's going to eat up 2 years worth of your free time.At the end of the day it's your time though and we don't always get to choose what to be passionate about. Video games happen to be an easy outlet. If anything there are dumber, more contemptible ways to waste your life and not everyone can be perfect in that regard.
>>7393105Imagine if your passion was LARPing about your life and ceething at internet strangers all day in-between dole payments and tendies.
>>7392771/thread
>>7392771guessing chav mass reported that post using the power of all his vpns/router resets and gamer glasses
>>7393625OOOOFFexposed
>>7393625
Best shumps for GBA?
>>7393780
>>7393780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcZVIt29OpQVery impressive looking.
>>7392890most touhous, but touhou 8 in particular is on par with planescape torment
>>7393791wow that's cool
>>7393796>touhou 8 in particular is on par with planescape torment>touhou 8 is better than every shmup ever createdyikes! careful with that comparison
>>7392890Philosoma.
Another day, another 8 hours of shmup sissy hypno
another day, another tardo giving advice on games he hasn't (and will never) clear
>>7394079Same! isn't that hard is it?
>>7394097For him yes
For me it's AMD. The best CPU company.
for me it's japanese girls and japanese shmups on switch
>>7394264fuck every dev that released shmups exclusively on switch, the console with the worst dpad options ever
>>7394276I hear the retro bit sega pads work on it, and they have the best dpad. Don't own a switch though.
hahah they deleted my op picSTATE
>>7394264japanese games > western gamesjapanese girls > white slagsfunny innit ?
>>7394353jarpigs be ceething
>>7394368>[mental ghosts] seething in my mindokay...
>>7394356>that hoverhandAsian girls even turn white girls into spergs
>>7394079Ricardo said he's deleting his twitch shmup clips cause of this comment
>>7394374>implying the shmups community isnt filled to the brim with people that only play rpgs including some of the mods
>>7394382he already didbut he's already there to see it m8
>>7394338They do, but if I'm setting the shitch down and holding a proper controller, I'd rather just play on PC at that point.
>>7394374okay jarpig.
>>7394383almost every player plays rpgs including the best of the best and most casual posers, so your point is irrelevant and a mental hangup. >>7394382lmao wut?
>>7394389do the math, you have no time for anything but FFXIV with that playtimethat's 15 hours a dayand let's be real that's what you do too, elf and 4chan posting
>>7394389"lmao someone here is silently upset (but talking about it elsewhere) that I'm giving advice for a game I have no public replay forbrb removing all my currently available public replays from Twitch (if anyone wants clips, ask and I'll give them to you in private) just to spite this bitch"
>>7394393>15 hours a dayAlmost as much as Ricardo spends on discord.Retardo has 941 posts in 1 discord server for the month of February. 941 posts in a week. Quite a lot are walls of text too.
>>7394413holy shit it's true bros
oh no he posts 100 times a day about shmups why isnt he banned noooo
>>7394413Still better than ffxiv.
>>7394432you see, jarpigs don't exist just cuz tardo posts a lot! haha got im!
>>7394430>not enough time to play shmups consistently>plenty of time to discord for hours a day and refresh 4ch threadsrickybrain cope is hilarious
>>7394461that comment was about a different game he played on the side (rapid hero) kek
>I d-don't post in 4ch threads!!! please believe me!!How often does he repeat this to himself? I bet he believes it.>>7394432That's not a shmup, let's stay on topic. What's the best milking strat for Garegga bosses?
>>7394461I did the math.That's 20 posts an hour, if he's on the computer 6 hours a day. Now that's what I call dedication!
>>7394401What a queen
>>7394461Is that the guy who lied about 2-alling the Strikers trilogy?
>>7394480He's also reading discord non-stop, even as he idles. Something I noticed he responds to most questions quickly unless he's literally asleep.
>>7394473he lurks but won't post because of reserving the post for when it's right since the mods instaban his ip range on sight
>ffxiv mocked>suddenly the anti-ricky task force comes out in drovesjarpigs aren't real tho bros...
>>7394473this is not a shmup threadit's "anything but shmups general"are you new?
>>7394485yes>>7394491>believing his liesyikes!
for me it's konami
>>7394497he very obviously doesn't post, his posting style is very distinct, newfaghis last post im p sure >>/vr/thread/S7148817#p7167996
>>7394473why are you asking strats for a game you don't play in a place where people dont play it?
>>7394495Another case of paranoid delusion.Just like with chav, there's no "task force", everyone thinks it's stupid, along with his tendency to machine gun spam and dadflail on cam just enough to trick some newfags.
>>7394518>his tendency to machine gun spam and dadflail on cam just enough to trick some newfagswait, are you talking about KZ?
>>7394520losing your mind yet ric?
>>7394520Nice deflection attempt. Tardo (aka SynthRicardo) is the source of "jarpig" spam, everyone knows that.
>>7394529Is that how you cope with your precious jarpigs being mocked? You convince yourself we're all ricky? Sounds a bit schizo to me m8...
>>7394525>>7394529isnt that the guy that spams seal garbage and pretends to play ketsui but gets nowhere?
>>7394491>he lurks but won't postuntil he wants to and suddenly can again!
>>7394540they stalk him without showing their face and they think he posts here because theyre eternally asshurt at him and what he represents kek
>>7394529it's 99% of the time retardo seething about jarpigs, but he has one lemming that parrots it rarely. But most of the time it's synthricardo
>>7394542the bans became 30 days but as soon as he posts once he gets the hammerhe showed this with the post highlighted earlier on guscord back then
>>7394548when he was here he talked about shmups a lot, the same he does on guscord nowyou have no idea
>>7394551mate when the drama started he fucking outright provably lied, i knew he came straght here and posted at 4am and he did but then made that bullshit lying webm claiming it wasn't him but then admitted it was after the damage was done, liars always accuse others of being liars.
>>7394559no, he posted laternot like this matters right
>>7394554CHEERLEADER!rick famously killed shmupg before with his insane jarpig obsession.
>>7394548Yeah buzzy or w/e likes to spam and trigger the vr tards and report back to tardo for good boy points. Sad.
>it's 99% of the time retardo seething about jarpigs, but he has one lemming that parrots it rarely. But most of the time it's synthricardo
please stop right nowtake a deep breathforget about ricand go back to elf
>>7394568is that why you invited him to your private server? doesnt add up
>>7394575
>>7394568If we're going to point fingers like this, it was cee that killed shmupg by creating that trannycord. He basically just surrendered the entire place to jarpigs until it died.
>>7394590this, and he started it with ricchav makes absolutely no sense, pure historical revisionism
here's what actually going on>chav saw ric as his loyal lackey>made a cord with him>turns out he wasn't>can't handle his bantz>he now feels betrayed>spams lies to slander him
>>7394610Honestly chav it didn't have to be like this, "he talks too much" was just bants holy shit. Just make up already.
>>7394615 you are disgusting and have no talent
>>7394615that went like this>chav: ric talks too much cuz hes a spicok, banter>ric: funny you say that, it was impossible to talk without interrumpting you yesterday, you talked too muchbants back, everything normal>cee: *leaves the private server and proceeds to seethe about ric to this very day, months later*lolhe's probably sensitive to people saying he talks too much because he's a sperg (his words) and likely has been told this many times throughout his life
>>7394620I'm not sam tho??
I'm gonna make it
>>7394356That's a hapa.
>>7394356white women are by far the most desired in the world, asians are the beta fall back choice for rejected white soi bois
>>7394586no i invited hmi because he is a good addition to keeping a community chatting, stop black n whiting you sperg>>7394590wrong i stole it from the sois and made it great again then rick brought his jarpig jihad and became so insufferable that no one could take it so i had no choice, the cord was the best option at that point.>>7394631this is literal cope revisionism but i dont really care either way,,, why is this evben being brought up AGAIN! and by you LOT not me lmaoooo
>>7395380>he killed shmupg>good addition to keeping a community chattingwhat?>became so insufferable that no one could take it>invite himwhat?this isnt black n white this is pure nonsense
>>7395380they be mad cuz he talks and makes (((them))) insecure
>>7395380>this is literal cope revisionismwhat actually happened then? we never heard your side of the story
>>7395358>white women are by far the most desired in the worldActually most males prefer Asian women. White men are the most desirable for women.>inb4 more incel cope and delusions
>>7395417>more incel cope and delusionschav is an endless source of thisevery day
>>7395380how do you explain that he's on guscord just fine talking about shmups with others then? no "jihad"you come off as deranged
>>7395440how do you explain your bizarre cheerleader obsession with defending him? is he your pop idol or? it's an entirely different time, diff circumstance and different place you retard.>>7395417LMFAO stop making shit up, ALL data proves white women are still the most attractive globally. Fucking lying out your arse to feel better about being a soi weaboo fuck>>7395409yes i know you can't reading comprehension>>7395414haha on the one hand CEE IS CEETHING AND OBSESSED HE CANT LET GObut then!DUDE TELL ME EVERYTHINGgo away.
>>7395476where did he hurt you?
>replies to absolutely everything except thisooooffff chav... rumbled by ric
>most males prefer Asian womenactually it seems this is so on online dating at least but lets face it that checks out cus online dating is for losers.>>7395485>>7395491>cheerleader tranny y soi agents sent out on reconnaissance missions to REPORT the SCOOP to BASEnah.
>>7395498no problem when it's rob or sam but RICtoo rumbled to even reply...btfo...
>>7395508nah send better agents, need mulder and scully not ,molederp and tranny
>>7395498Online dating is for absolute normies nowadays. Go outside for once you deranged neet.
>pandemic>online dating is for losersa journey into chav's mind
>>7395520copenceethe>muh trannies!what trannies? rent free
>>7395536he's been a shut-in neet on the dole since the time when online dating was exclusively for weirdos... he lost touch with reality in the meanwhilst... tragic
>>7395524>>7395536C O P E as FUCKonline dating is for absolute demoralized losers with absolutely no character depth or real social skills who want to take part in a human cattle market built on shallowness, fuck outta here sad FUCKS. Pandemic excuse is fucking GOLD though lmfao, just forget that online datings like 20 yrs older than it.
>>7395547Look at you trying to repackage and remarket online dating as some kind of cool thing now because YOU HAD TO USE IT lmfaoonline dating is LITERALLY loosing touch with reality, blue pill retard.,
>>7395548>social skills>pandemictrends change, normal people resort to online dating now
>>7395548You sound demoralized. Maybe because your profile would be something like>Pic: basedjak.jpeg>Works at: me shares>Education: none>Religion: national socialist dao>love me bike, love me rob, hate trannies, hate dusty old minge (>16 yo)>>7395575Plus all of his potential wives grew up with iPhones and the internet... Talk about out of touch.
>>7395591someone who is demoralized would use online dating.... precisely because you lack the confidence to approach and connect irl, stop coping..... tinder was created by arab jews btw.>>7395575just literal pure cope... literally admitting being a mindless sheep to validate being a sad fuck on online datingB-B-BUT EVERYBODY DOES IT!!no confidence no self belief..... sad!
>confidence to approach and connect irl>pandemicchav is terminally retarded
https://twitter.com/DolphinDTM/status/1358874383578783751
>>7395736kek https://www.twitch.tv/videos/906181387
ric even bested chav and replaced him as THE guy that makes shmup gang seethe...yikes and oof if I do say so myself...
>>7395682Incel cope>muh joozSeek help>mindless sheep to validate being a sad fuck on onlinet. fwendz loving pol meme spammer
>>7395781another one to add to his long list of failurespeople either ignore him or laff at him nowadayshe became too pathetic to inspire ceethe anymore, ric was bound to outclass himSAD!
>>7395781>>7395818oh no no no no...don't be too mean bros, he's suicidal. this is too much for him to handleor should I say too handle
>>7395557>uses the term "blue pill retard">i-i swear i'm not a /pol/tard
>>7395701He told us the pandemic was fake.
>>7395870because it is. don't forget to wear your 5 layers of masks and take harmful vaccines like good goyim.
>>7395908literally the illness is fake
>>7395908lol that conspiratard cope
>>7395908this.>>7395781>>7395818>>7395826cheerleaders.>>7395701>the pandemic is eternal!dating didnt just start in the last year lmao>>7395783look it up, literally was started by 2 arab jews, a coincidence!it's a fucking funny day when ppl are trying to defend online dating lmfaoo, LITERAL demoralization.>>7395864>drug addled post.>>7395998it's not fake per se but the response and alarmism is complete capitalizing lies and power grabbing.
>>7396031>>look it up, literally was started by 2 arab jews, a coincidence!i don't care what race or religion the people that started it were though? nice identity politics, just as bad as the sjws you claim to hate. get this conspiratard shit out of here.
>>7396031>dating didnt just start in the last year lmaobut how have people been dating since last year?online dating...
>>7396031Tinder didn't start online dating. Not sure what arab jews has to do with asian girls being attractive either... Are you ok?Is Trump still gonna win too?
>>7396045SAM POST DETECTED>>7396034SAM POST DETECTED>>7396036rules permit anyone from meeting you retard at least here they do and no only the desperate sad fucks who can't hold on 5 mins have jumped on it but its the same losers who woulda used it anyway lmao
>>7396114poisoning the well is a logical fallacy, not an argument, sweetie ;^)
>>7396114How exactly are you not a loser?>can't work cause of me fake illness>on the dole>lives with mum and dad>bald>incel>delusional conspiracy theoristOnce your parents die you're fixin' to be homeless brah, you're the real loser.
>>7396162He has many talents such as juggling, bmx tricks, and gonzo tranny journalism. This is a reflection of his innate superiority.Meanwhilst, you are a noodle arm one trick pony who fell for the (((hair))) meme.How did I do?
>>7396175He should use these talents to get a job, maybe at a local carnival? Oh I forgot, all those are closed because of the fake pandemic OOF. Back to seething on the dole...
here's the scoop, the REAL scoop and nothing but the scoop for YEARS now chav thought he was waging war on shmups as his retribution for not getting enough attention as a playerhe thought rick was his loyal comrade out to burn the shmup community, but when rick joined guscord and made a space for shmup discussion, chav lost his MIND, thinking he was betrayed in his jihad against cave... he thought he was trying to reform shmup players by telling them to ride a bike and practice clown tricks, but everyone ignored him. his years of "effort" resulted in absolutely nothing but COPE, SEETHE, and DOLE collectionsimple as.
>>7396441At the end of the day he's just a run of the mill schizo.Is he on the dole because of it or is it the other way around, who knows really. I do know healthy people don't base these life choices on conspiracy theories.He has a whole fantasy world of copes and alternative facts cherry picked to avoid confronting the simple fact he's clinically insane.
gonno shmup for a bit and then play some nioh 2 8)
>>7396636>>7396441Sad!
>>7396441Seething about asian girls, video games and players more successful than him is the way of the Dao, simple as
>>7396568those chins could open soda cans or stab you to death
>>7392660DARIUS WALLPAPER COURTESY OF /wg/
>>7396981whoever created the atrocious OST for darius gaiden should be thrown in a meat shredder
i love that part in dai ou jou stage 1's song thats like ohh ohh ahhhh
>>7397048>>7397042>talking about shmup musicfound the jarpigs
>>7397116
>>7397119I'll have you know I was kicked off shmup forums for telling the truth about jarpigs. Not because I was an insufferable, spergy asshole who doxxed chum, but because expressed dislike for jrpgs. Period! What's worse is shmups went bankrupt BECAUSE of jrpgs! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HATE STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7394485>Is that the guy who lied about 2-alling the Strikers trilogy?If anyone asks for proof of my Strikers, Gradius 3, Truxton or Same! clears I am deleting all my videos. Full stop.
>>7397139>>7397157based and mentally stablepilled
dfk stage 3 got hands
nothing to put you to bed like 4 hours of save state sissy hypno
>>7397042you have the worst taste of all time
??
>>7397771
>>7397157>If anyone asks for proof of my Strikers, Gradius 3, Truxton or Same! clears I am deleting all my videos. Full stop.Very hope this happen and he leaves!
>>7397773big brain
>>7398205he already deleted the videos
>>7398205>hope he leaveshe's just in that small corner of the scene, just stay here or on the big servers, he can't hurt you, jarpig
>>7394356Based.
>>7398489>>7398495
>>7398589missed opportunity to say mamma mia
>>7398383Ahem, fuck him and his corner.
>>7398698why do you care about such a small place? he's contained
I just heard that iconoclast is a tranny fucker, true?
>>7398698>guy talks about shmups>place is about shmup talkwhat's the problem?
>>7398708>nobody:>chav: MUH TRANNIES!!!!!!!!seek help.
>>7398752>new ip>chavcope
>>7398765I don't think you're chav but c'mon son he's known for his IP shenanigans
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/907364647
>>7398708based coomerclast giving trannies a purpose in life
chav has been utterly btfo multiple times in this thread.what will be his next move?
>>7399730getting hiromoot to delete his 4chan account
>>7398495as a foot fag those are grim as fuck, not only do their faces look downer the second toe makes me feel violent.>>7396194dont need a job mate for the last time....>>7398773havent been here since yesterday>>7399730>what will be his next move?non action>>7396162>How exactly are you not a loser?precisely because im true to myself and dont live for anybody else, i dont expect an american to ever understand an epicurian view of success... ever.
>as a foot fag
>>7400165>i dont expect an american to ever understand an epicurian view of successlmaothe cope and delusion never ends with this guy
>>7400216>the predictable american response everthis is why no one in the world can stand fucking americans....... at all
rec me something to play today
>>7400245chrono trigger
>>7400229>americanby the standards of the entire planet, you are a huge loser
>>7400264Fuck jrpgs
>>7400273>american thinks the world thinks like himlmfao, by the majority of the planet friend its you who is the loser... back to donkey and carrot.
>>7400205lmao... cringe. first 16 y/o wife now this. guess the chav's just a coomer after all.>>7400294>assuming he's americanrent freename just 1 place where adult male unmarried children faking an illness to live at home and practice clown tricks all day, with no plans for the future, are generally considered the least bit "successful".you can't.
>>7400350hes definitely and clearly americanyou think exactly like one, waste of time. You probably think a person can "do nothing" to?
>>7400165>precisely because im true to myself and dont live for anybody elsecool so i'm not a loser either then. great.
>>7400445that statement can only be made by someone with concern for how others think about him... you have a way to go.
>>7400596>someone with concern for how others think about him...literally chav
>>7400616why do you just always post the most obvious troll over and over? the truth is YOU need to believe i care for anything to work in your mind but the actual truth is i dont and never have and you guys can't wrap your heads around it at all.
>>7400635>why do you just always post the most obvious troll over and over?you reply every single time (except when it's about ric cuz he rumbled you...)
>>7400596i already felt that way tho.
>>7400356>hes definitely and clearly americanthis this isn't pol lmao, you have just made americans into one of your schizophrenic boogeymen. Your typical response to anything is >durr muh yanks>you think exactly like one, waste of time.Interesting, is mind reading is one of your circus tricks?>You probably think a person can "do nothing" to?A person can be a nuisance and burden while leeching off honest people's hard work and offering nothing in return, yes.You aren't entitled to an easy epicurean existence, snowflake.
how come chav never replied to the most epic btfo on shmupg ever? hit to close to home init? >>7392771
>>7400764he machine gun reported it... oof...>>/vr/thread/S7392660#p7392771
>>7400764That was alf doing that
>>7400764>>7400776desu it might have crossed the line between bants making fun of him being a low iq clown and complete destruction... he went too far bros...
>>7400764same reason he avoids talking about what happened with ricutterly btfod
Now he is sharing his scat collection cool I think we broke him
>>7400806
>>7400798>reposting itchav...
This was alf’s doing
gotta shit but i gotta shmup
>>7400821Who the fuck is alf?
>>7400821DuhDoesn't matter now.Stay on topic.
>8 hours of work>4 hours of dabbing on chav>4 hours of shmups I'm gonna make it bros.
>>7400776>>>/vr/thread/S7392660#p7392771Absolute devastation lol
Is Batrider a good beginner shmup?>>7400165>dont live for anybody else,We know about your pure, delusional narcissism. >don't need a jobEven if your mum and dole cover your expenses you really do need a job. To get you out of the house, give you some responsibility, get you interacting with real people, make some real relationships instead of coming here getting farted on by shmup players every single day. And maybe do something helpful for others instead of being an ego maniac who lives delusional purely for himself and his manchild clown hobbies. Get a job, get a girl, stop watching scat and transgender live streamers while mum and dad are working to take care of you, you absolute social parasite.
>>7400914>/vr/>shmup playerslet's not get carried away. even you are asking for a "beginner shmup" lolbut if you're new, perhaps you're not aware that this is a nonplayer shithole (including chav)
>>7400165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
>>7400914depends on how much of a beginner you arecomplete beginner thats never played a shmup? nahbeginner to arcade difficulty shmups? yeah probably
>>7400935Is chav actually alf?
>>7400914Lol randos dabbing on chav
>>7400957a new floor in the basement of his failures
>>7400914Of course not? It's a YGW game, play Same! Same! Same!
>>7401030>YGW bad>play Lame!Lame!Lame!
>>7401047>YGW is good
>>7400914if you're a legit noob, ignore the trolls. batrider is easy to survive on normal, and even on expert it's easier than same!
>>7400914Batrider teaches very poor fundamentals and is based completely around gimmicks. Play literally any thing else.
>>7400914Fuck no, if you're an absolute toddler to the genre then shit like Cotton, Blazing Star, and Fire Shark is more your speed
>>7401047just a troll calling a balls hard game easy because he's upset by someone
stop talking about shmups, this is shmupg
is playing shmups a good way to get pussy?
>>7401073If you already have a chiseled-out face and body then yes. Women wouldn't actually give a shit regardless but if you're Chad you'll at least get compliments on your skill.
>>7401073ranges from neutral (like the reply about chads says) to negative. so no
>>7401073it doesn't even give you ugly tranny bussyhttps://twitter.com/search?q=%40ZPS_STG%20good%20night&src=typed_query&f=live
>>7401073loltake the DDR pill
>>7401093>been at it for over a yearsend help
>>7401093based ZPSimp
>>7401093>I don't think we talked all day rip>Please be up for my Shmup Slam run btw, it's on at 10 AM your time
rip
>over half the thread goneepiksimply...epik
based jannies
>>7401187>>7401204is this a new record?>>/vr/thread/S7392660
>>7401210
Batrider is a good shmup, it appeals to lots of players. Like how cee appeales to jannies when the heat is too much for him, or appeals to his mum to take care of him when he's almost 40 yrs old. >>7392808How far can you get in Radiant Silvergun?
>>7401235you KNOW he reported people again when the post that btfod him was brought up again...
>>7399097Only truth is he's the one bringing up jarpigs 24/7 and these cheeky streams just prove it. Ric is only one step below Chav rent free seething dementia retardation, simple as.
>>7401438move along, nothing to see here...
>>7401465Take your pills and go to sleep ricky, machine gun printscreen at 5am only proves me rightDEMENTIA
>>7401235Radiant Silvergun is too slow imo>>7401646Get over you it blabber mouth. Go stare at foot and scat pics and tell us how stinky girls are.>>7401465Shmup forum catering to jrpgs. Shocking!
>>7401235 Radiant Silvergun is too slow imo>>7401646Get over it you blabber mouth. Go stare at foot and scat pics and tell us how stinky girls are.>>7401465 Shmup forum catering to jrpgs. Shocking!
>>7401235>How far can you get in Radiant Silvergun?I've only played the arcade mode so far, I can 1CC that mode's level 2 route. Once I learn both paths I'll move on to the Saturn mode.
what are some good adventure shmups? played thru the guardian legend and want more.
>>7401752Not Cee. You can't into reading comprehension after a night of intense printscreening aren't you. Have some rest. Peace
>>7402061>still blabbering and coping"Peace"
>>7402048Gun force 2 is fun. Not a shmup, those games are boring
>>7402080Coping about what though?Ricky seething at farm elves is the same thing as Cee seething at Jonnyboy5 for playing cave games. 30+ manchildren mad because strangers online play some videogames. Peace bro
>>7402101Damn you talk a lot.
>>7402112Didn't know you could "talk" on 4channel.
>>7402115Literal autism
>>7402142Literal cope!
>>7401752in what reality would i be up at fucking 5am on this shit hole? state of you.>>7402101jonny ceethed at me mate not the other way round, i only responded later. jonny was the original MUH TONE!
Can i address our american posters please?Please refrain from the use of the word "cope" until you clearly understand its definition and application, i understand english isn't your first language but effort would be appreciated, thank you.cee.e.o of shmupg
>cee appears coping and blabbering as usualDoes he even play shmups? Or is he stuck dwelling on the past like a bitch?
https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=67697&start=0Wtf shmupbros how can pigs keep getting away with it
>>7402313Fun games
>>7402313the mad lad
>>7402374>>7402313I wish I liked shmups as much as jarpigs like jrpgs. They must be having tons of fun with no stress or repetitive boredom grinding save states.
>>7402193>Can't keep up with language change COPE
>>7402217he doesn't play shmups but comes here religiouslyhow's now like all the elf fags except no elf
>>7402101>doesn't like dabbing on posers like>>7402048>>7402085>>7402313>>7402374>>7402408>>7402437could it be... because you're one of them?
jarpigplayer_kz btfohttps://twitter.com/daringspino34/status/1359465072758673408
reminder:>using an anime avatarnot gonna make it>coping and seething about jrpgsnot gonna make it>coping and seething about trannies, americans, jews, jonny5, asian girls, bernays, video games, gamers in generalnot gonna make it
>>7402674>playing rpgs and not shmupsnot gonna make it
>>7402683>t. jrpg c&sertrue tho
>>7402627Yes. So what you gonna do about it, bitch.
>>7402693it's not c&s to point out the uncomfortable truth every time one of these retards pop up>>7402701glad you admitted it. you're easier to spot than you realize thoas long as some of us are around our mission is to make you not feel welcome until you actually play shmups or quitthat's your place, jarpig
>>7402703Hi Gus
>>7402705You truly sound like a muslim proselyte. Though luck though, I'll keep eating pork, jarpork.
>>7402706nah more like someone trying to get the thread deleted
>>7402674GOOD NIGHT
>>7402717You should try to make the kiwifarm page deleted instead
>>7402705>point out the uncomfortable truth every time >every time the definition of c&s. yes, people play multiple genres of games (not me tho I went full shmup), they aren't all as leet as shmups, get over it m8.
>>7402716and instead of being validated like in certain other shmup places you'll get dunked on for being a dumb jarpig that shouldn't be in shmup threads
>>7402705>as long as some of us are around our mission is to make you not feel welcome until you actually play shmups or quit>that's your place, jarpigWhat level of autism is this guy on?
>>7402725>shmup placesTf I care. Sounds like safe space, what are u some fag dork lord
>>7402724>defends the hordes of spammy jarpig nonplayers>not me tho I went full shmupsure thing. post replays or gtfo
>>7402727It's gus. Legit level of autism. Don't bully.
>>7402730>shmup thread>not a single soul plays shmups>everyone into jarpigs
Guerillabros... how do we cope about jarpigs...
>>7402737gus doesn't even lurk this, rent free retardbut I see you were upset by his remarks
>>7402739don't question it! that's autism! just talk about loving rpgs and hating shmups
>>7402743Thanks for proving my point, dumbass
>>7402735>defends the hordes of spammy jarpig nonplayersI see tardo going to the "other games" section of the farm to machine gun cope about people playing other games and people baiting tardo, or just plain false flagging.kinda like chav letting trannies live rent free in his head while going undercover in tranny cords all day...
>>7392704Stories in shmups are a bonus if they can be skipped optionally. They entertain story enjoyers at no cost to illiterate autists.>>7402674> be an annoying libtard sjwNot gonna make it! Talk about retro games why don't you?I started playing Batrider! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Playing shmups is finePlaying jarpigs is fineCaring THAT MUCH about muh shmup places and muh shmup community isn'tGet a grip
>>7402743Everyone and their mother lurk here. Even Mark's server has a #sickgrab channel
>>7402746shmupg, the place to cope with trying shmups and getting btfo by them eternally while playing jrpgs 24/7
>>7402756>> be an annoying libtard sjwroom temp iq cope>I started playing Batrider! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!game for dole collectors, ngmi
>>7402753>owner of the place doesn't play shmups>plays rpgs>place attracts people into the "other games" section>to the point they even made that section in the first place a few months backindeed, nothing to see here
>DoleWhat's a functionning adult life approved shmup
>>7402757playing jarpigs and never shmups while spamming shmup places (even being a mod) isn't fineget a grip
>>7402772yeah, actuallykeep crying tho, I'm sure it'll make toaplan come back>>7402774DOJBL
>>7402765How many masks do you wear when you tone police strangers online?
>>7402775Too bad i do none of these while you do care THAT MUCH about muh shmup places and muh shmup communityGet a clue, get a grip, take your pills!
>>7402774final fantasy 6
>>7402772Almost like it's a dead niche genre?
>>7402785Huh?
>>7402796Room temp iq for sure
>>7402779not farto>machine gun defending your people and those who protect you>>7402789>admits to not play shmups while posting herethat's the point>>7402794but the place should have the people that still like the games, not this filth
>>7402772Wow so you're saying oe6ople post about non shmups in the non shmups section, crazy shit really makes you think
>>7402804Dead genre cope>>7402796Libtards wear two pairs of masks now
>>7402807you see the same people crossposting in the shmup part, poisoning the wellthe nonshmups section simply exposes their jarpig sins
>>7402818Hamdullilah
>>7402801>>7402815>random pol schizo babblec&s>>7402807who could be behind this one? bernays?>>7402818>Poisoning the well is a type of informal fallacy where adverse information about a target is preemptively presented to an audience, with the intention of discrediting or ridiculing something that the target person is about to say. so you basically just admitted to digging for things to seethe about for no real reason... yeah we already knew that. how about you go have some fun instead of seething at farm boomer has-beens and tranmaku soiboys all day.
>>7402835it's more like this>retard says something stupid>check his scores and what he posts>in 1 minute I see he has no scores and he goes on about playing some RPG for 100+ hours in the non-gaming section
>>7402841>retard unironically reads the farm, home of gameboy guru and xyga>gets mad at dumb retired farm boomer collector or anime avatar posts>seethes on 4chan nonstop>hurr it's the jarpigs ruining everything!just don't read the farm then, it's completely pointless outside of the strategy posts from 2008 for games you actually play
>>7402835>pol bad>tranmaku soiboys>uses pol insultsWe on two levels of cope and cognitive dissonance
>>7402856this isn't exclusive to the farm, it's everywhere except for guscord which is the first place that has actively done something about this, and the results have been amazingstop defending jarpig trash, shmups deserve better than this. at least have some spine and spit on them when you see them here
when was the last time someone posted their scores and replays here? ever since the vg days ended and all the shmup players left, basicallyplay shmups or gtfo, jarpigs
>>7402874Same for strategy talk, really. It's really obvious but (((they))) pretend we don't notice.
now waiting for chav to come back and talk about how women smell
>>7402869>randomly bringing up masks and sjwsofftopic and rent free>tranmaku soiboyshmup community termroom temp indeed...>>7402869yet you keep posting here, guess tone policing isn't all that great? >>7402874basically when the "jarpig" stuff became too spammy and dominated every thread. reminder he lied about the strikers 2-alls and is currently working on a discord counterstop instead of enjoying the act of playing shmups.
>>7402835>implying it's not fun to make jarpigs seethe
Gustards escaped their autism containment cord. Seething and coping is off the charts.Will we see tears flow about strat hiding and secret replays? Or just jrpg derangement syndrome?
>>7402912>ric stops posting>vg threads immediately die>later, people revive it here>noone talks about playing shmups nowyeah it's ric's fault alright lol!
>>7402919tardo removed his replays
>>7402923yes the "jarpig" spam is retardo's fault, the rest of your post is irrelevant.
>>7402912>random>gets triggered like a sjw >>7402674Oof dumb dumb>shmup termsThey come from pol you oblivious libtard, lol stick to toys and anime topics
>>7402929Replays no one even viewed? When will "he" remove himself you think?
>>7402934>doesn't remember that he stopped postingwere you even there? he was right, instead of being a nuisance he was simply saying the truth. once he left the people there were unable to keep the thread afloat, and now there's no shmup talkthe guy made himself known for posting streamables and talking about shmups, to the point people bitch if he does because he talks too muchhe went out of his way to shape a discuck server where you can only talk about shmup play just to not interact with jarpigs anymore lmao
>>7402941he's already removed, contained in a tiny server. but you're still rumbled by this guy... rent free
>>7402964missed opportunity to say DIS GUY
>>7402964>tiny serverNo shit. That's why his 1000 posts a week ( most are recycled repetitive points and stupid pics) are annoying spam.
>>7402978why do you check this tiny server you dislike? is it your mission to check on this guy from now on or...?you can quit and you wouldn't be missing anything
>>7402978>finds ric annoying and not the seal spam in other servers by not just one personkek
>>7402978He's not much of a player, which is why other non players trigger him. He's more of a talker wanting to seem knowledgeable. What's wrong with that ?
>>7402986this post doesn't make much sense. why would a poser find nonplayers bothersome? wouldn't actual players see through him better?
>>7402995They remind him of himself and his act. He's a talker investing his energy in chatting, gossip and posting memes. To me (and a few others) he's a secondary. Always was, always will be. Seeing him rail against other secondaries is funny and telling.
>>7403012fair pointbut where are your replays?
>>7403015I play a couple games that would identify me easily. And you know that.
>>7403029why ya afraid of that
>>7403036this, proudly take a stance against ric's spam
>>7403029>afraid of riclol
>>7403029Hi Plasmo.
>>7402959t. tardo>were you even there? No if it was in 2019, I personally got busy and stopped reading/posting.Spamming is a nuisance full stop even if it's "true", which btw isn't even provable, so it really just amounts another schizo trying to "shape the narrative". Spamming to keep a dead thread alive isn't commendable either. Most of the jrpg posting here is just bait or false flagging and he has to actively seek it out to find it on the farm. Rent free desu.
>>7402935Huh?
>>7403029let me guess:Final Fantasy XIV OnlineandMonster Hunter Ultimate
>>7403101>which btw isn't even provablelmfao
shit thread desu
shmup players have nothing on this high score>>/vr/thread/S7392660
>>7392660i like schmups
>>7401204>based jannies>>7401187>>over half the thread gone>epik>simply...>epikextra funny that it was my thread lmao, the guy who runs them usually HATES and CEETHES at me so much he goes on reporting sprees, even if we act up in his thread hes fine cus he feels hes in control of his little queer pet thread.... SAD! and trans
>>7394223looks like yagawa in a wig....>>7393013>For me, it's Shar.no we dont want your meat sack selfies shar
>>7403232>>7403235we get it, you jack off to trannieso ply anything chav?
what pcbs do you own /vr/? I play on mame but thinking of sickgrabbing some pcbs and flipping them later when I grow out of it. it is a lot to spend on a simple video game but I guess it's an investment.
>>7403245just buy me shares
>>7403240>o ply anything chav?only darts and for the time played im doing pretty good, 2 180s yesterday pub league average, love it. i did play through NHL 95 recently but thats it, fun as fuck btw not into hockey at all but i love NHL games.What about you?
>>7403247you really should, did you hear about that retarded gamestop shares stunt? ppl became millionaires in a day lmao
>>7403247already doshares don't give you proper slowdown
>>7403251>What about you?final fantasy viii, 20 hours inyou should give it a try
what rpg we playing, /shmupg/?
>>7403275nioh 2
>>7403271thought this was matic, but you said only 20 hrs so 3 zeros missing. Nah ive even tried to play rpgs and cant do it, nowadays i like my games short and minimal.
>>7403275I don't play rpgs, too boring and slow. I only play shmups.No I won't tell you which one, not gonna dox myself here.
>>7403292>talking about shmups you play is doxing yourselfwhy are you even here for then
>>7403292>No I won't tell you which one, not gonna dox myself here.oh ffs not another pazzy effortdont forget to post your pb score with the initials blacked out even though the scores obviously yours lmao>>7403280your gurf a gamer?
>>7403292the fuck you scared of?>oh no some losers know I post herelol what a pussy
>>7403294Nice try but I'm not gonna dox myself by telling you my personal philosophies.
>>7403305paranoid schizophrenia, the post
>>7403305>my personal philosophiespretty good idea who you are then.
>>7403318shoot
>>7403315>>7403318t. bernays interns
>>7403323ooooof tried to sound smart ended up sounding dumbi think you mean his uncle freud or cousin anna... bernays was marketing.>>7403320>shootno! even trannies deserve to live! (lol jk)
rent free
>>7403330you have to bring up your tranny fetish in every single post or what?
>>7403347yes because its like whack a mole.. i mention it on the sly and you REACT, up you POP! lmao silly tranny.
>>7403349this might be hard for you to believe but i'm not a tranny, and your obsession with trannies is as disgusting as them
>>7403335bernays marketing dept got to him... he's addicted now
>>7403352>is as disgusting as themok you're based and an ally.... join me anon we can become buffy the tranpire slayer.
>>7403356i studied him and read his books... if anything im using his strats....
>>7403357i'd like to have a conversation somewhere without people mentioning them over and over and over thank you
>>7403357>noodle arm manlet fantasy about murdering tranniescope
Why is this guy so obsessed with trannies?`
>>7403408closeted into them. tries to repress but shame wanks
>>7403415yeah, seemed pretty obvious to me too.
>>7403408seething on the dao
Shmups? They are utter shite m8 i think you know this
>>7403432Not so fast. Are you aware someone posted jrpg threads in the off topic section of the Farm? Sure I'm banned from there and never browse it but the point stands. Don't you think that's odd? Not that I care mind you, I'm beyond that. This is a real problem. (((They))) play jrpgs for hours a day! Hours! Explain that! Tell me how you deal with that if you're so smart.
>>7403468What RPG are you playing, fellow shmup fan?Imagine search says your pic is from BoF. Good taste!
>>7403432jarpigs rise up
for me it's coffee, the best shmup beverage
>>7403468shmups are only good for their music when playing based elf
Shmupfags wish shmups were as fun and well liked as jrpgs.
>>7402085gunforce 2 doesn't have any exploration tho. but you are right, pure shmups and linear games in general are rather lame and get old fast.
>>7403506preach it, jarpig brutha
>chav machine gun btfo>retardo exposed again>half the thread disappearswhen will they ever learn? it's not like we're going to forget their retardation.
>>7403506Shmupfags are the biggest jrpg fans on earth
>>7403508thisFUCK shmups and games without based jarpig elements
wot shmup company you lads invest in?for me it's Treasure shares
post your current rpg party bros
>>7403539i love this game
>play a shmup>don't have much fun>login discord and 4chAhhh now this is where I shine!Did you guys see what KZ said? What that guy on the Farm posted? Jarpigs! Am I right? Damn secondaries! Did you read what so and so said on Twitter? Oh boy here we go!That's a good shmup strat but I know better than Jaimers, I prefer 8.8 giga hz for my auto fire macros. Good job on that PB I don't have any PBs yet, still trying to counterstop guscord. Chum talked to me once, let me tell you about it for the tenth time. Huh? He was just being polite he still thinks I'm a weird asshole for doxxing him? Oh well fuck him good thing I kept posting those screenshots over and over!
>>7403539>>7403552Not so fast!
>>7403575just forget about that retard and talk about jarpigs
I'm about to finish this game's main content. Yes, I like this version, it's comfyfite me
>>7403601Forgot pic
>>7403575Akagi is two faced
normie jarpig taste ITT... for shame>>7403616how
>>7403616Stfu
>>7403468>>7403575these posts will be gone in an hour>>7403537for me its the NMK, undervalued shares desu
>>7403619pretty sure they just nuked everything to be honesttardo always gets removed so
Strikers 1945. That's a trilogy I cleared, 2-all in fact. Ask for proof and I'm deleting all my clips (again)
>>7403641does he have anything left thodon't think so
>>7403643I don't post here.
>>7403539>>7403552>>7403582>>7403604>>7403617unbased tardo bait/false flag/actual unironic jrpg players.>>7403630>tardo always gets removed sohe doesn't post here, since they ban any spanish IP on sight though?exposed.
>>7403650i meant in the past when he did post, like that time he announced a restream, they deleted it
>>7403650>unbased unironic jrpg playersseethe, shmupfag. we're here to stay
>>7403650>repeating tardo lies verbatimNow this is cope cringe and yikes. Where are the Strikers 2all's? Why don't 'you' ask "him"
>>7403659bad reading comprehension, he's mocking tardo
>>7403656>like that time he announced a restream, they deleted itliterally nobody would remember that except tardo lmao>>7403652t. tardo false flag>>7403659retard>>7403662this, possibly controlled opposition by tardo though
>>7403659where's his TD2 westie (lol) record?
>>7403673you have this guy rent free inside your head for some reason even though the nibbas nowhere to be seen
>>7403673don't call me tardo ever again, shmupfag
>>7403678t. buzzy>>7403681t. tardo
>>7403685t. seething shmuptardo
forgive me tardo, for i have sinnedi... leveled up some gay elfs...
>>7403616i didn't post this
>>7392660looks like OP triggered some jannies lmao
>>7404036>vr jannies not fans of their beloved gay elves being made fun ofshocking!
>>7403368>>noodle arm manlet fantasy about murdering trannies>copeLOVEFIST RUINED MAH LIFE>>7403616>Akagi is two facedNah more like shitfaced
this post feels shit sT4N3y to me.
based ricardo living in cee's brain rent free
>>7404649and yet i havent mentioned him once without prompt
>>7404656>and yetSo you admit it's true but you've restrained yourself? Yikes.
>>7403617cleared smt1 few days ago, it was shit but the lore and music are cool
>>7404878You just don't get what words mean do you?american education.
>>7404937
>>7404959>saving my postsRENT FUCKING FREEfunny because i actually do but you can't do nuance and missed that it was ironic and a dig at the current state of the "educated" meaning the classroom text book drones.
>>7405005ceethe cope and collect ur dole
>>7405012>same words again>and again>and againgot kids raised on nothing but internet really do have no creativity at all.
>>7405038>no education>pedophile>fake illness>dole>closeted tranny chaser>clown tricksYeah, that's gonna be a ceethe and cope from me brah.
>>7405005>the classroom text book dronest. learned everything he knows cleaning bathrooms >>7405038it's a meme you dip
Guys, I'm looking for a song, pic mostly unrelated, I don't think its from this game. I can SWEAR its a song from a shmup game, I don't play many shmups but I went into an youtube algorithm hole where I listened to many shmup musics, I love them for the most part.Anyways I'll try to describe as much as I can remember but its really vague, I think the song name was something vaguely similar to "when they return", and it had a small girl, almost an angel like figure on the picture it if my brain isn't playing me for a fool.I've been searching for it for long, and now I'm desperate, does that rings any bells to anyone ?
>>7405049>it's a meme you dipsame words... over and over, can't think... only copy the memes over and over...>>7405049>t. learned everything he knows cleaning bathroomsmonks learn a lot cleaning bathrooms, you can learn a lot from anything if your perspective is correct. If you needed to be spoonfed info it's because you are dumb as a post and needed to be sufficiently condition as a recital drone to do shit jobs, no critical thought, no logic, no philosophy just REPEAT THE :FACTS" WHEN PROMPTED.>>7405043same words.... again, no creativity, no wit, just same automated words over and over and over again
>>7405073should we add toilet cleaner to your resume?
>>7405080you can add what ever you like anon, no one cares.
>>7405085Yet you're here ceething every day, imagining every posts is one of your little friends.
>>7405091no, im here every day, how you perceive my presence is your business and only subjective reality, you need to believe im ceething because i bother the fuck out of you so much lmao
>>7405065you'd have to be more specific
>>7405156Yes I am much aware that I'm being vague as fuck but this is all I can remember for now, I'll try to improve my post as more details that I can remember pop up if I can
>>7405103No one is upset, everyone laff' at joo.
>>7405073Yes chav, you are a monk, and dirty toilets hold the secret to life's mysteries, education is designed to keep people away from the true enlightenment of cleaning up skidmarks.
>>7405065Darude sandstorm.
>>7405183then everyones a winner?>>7405216you spoke but didnt say anything.
>>7405257>you can learn a lot from anything if your perspective is correctguess yours isn't.
For me it's Dodonpachi dai-ou-jou. Now that is a shmup.
>>7405373thats nice but what do you reckon her feet smell like?
>>7405394rotting corpses
>>7405394Apple cinnamon and flowers. >>7405373Cave shmups are great but I prefer SDOJ.Asians? Most desirable women right now.
>>7402374I think Breath of Fire could have a fun shmup spin-off. The guys at Capcom can make anything good
>autists talking about dfk strats>a game neither of them play or will ever playShmups is biggest cope ever
>>7405914one of those guys does play it tho retard
>>7405914Both those dorks are autistic and mentally undeveloped>>7406051>one Barely ? not at all. The other one trick pony sure doesnt , but won't shut up about Cave games he doesn't touch
Does anyone here play shmups for the music and aesthetics?
>>7406132Imagine giving icyc*lm your welfare money lol
>>7406238Gus has self induced mental problems m8, leave him alone i say>>7405373Doj is slow as hell until stage 5
>>7405496Capcom is still making the best games, imagine that. 700 hours in MH and I still go back to it almost weekly. Can't say that about ANY shmup.
>>7406132Who are you talking about?
>>7406291>Can't say that about ANY shmup.because you will never have good scores
>>7406374>make the numbers go upBoring
I'm more of a daddy shmup survival player. I mainly play discord for score - not shmups. Full stop.
>>7406181people that wank to that never play shmups
>>7406554never play shmups, they suck dog Dick like gus
>>7406576That was years ago>>7405496BOF? Cringe. Play DQ instead.
Ask about a retro shmup...>r*c appears>walls of text spam>stalking innocent Farm postersReally turns the shmup screws. No time for playing when you discord and stalk forums full time
So tinhorn r+ca+do, all bark no bite
>>7406636>noooo don't expose us as people with no scores that play jarpigs!also stop going there if it bothers you, it's a small place when you have bigger ones, or this thread without him
>>7406642"all bark no bite" yet they fear showing themselves lmao
Why did tinhorn lie about Strikers trilogy 2alls? To fit in?
>>7406659And many many other games he "cleared" years ago. 7000 hours of shmup experience allegedly, but no proof
>>7406659>>7406663>caring about retard confined in small serveryou're only proving him right, rent free
this one's for chav
What's a good shmup to pretend to play seriously? Daioh?>>7406671Boring, wordy and no imagination
>>7406678Eden's Aegis
>>7406682Wow that's random. Unironically one I've played a lot.
>>7406678>no imaginationit's based on real people you dip
>>7406685So? The content is boring and uncreative. Why do aspergers try to be funny?
>>7406684(that's the joke)'s that you Blossom
>>7406686>comedy can't come from real situationslmfao
im a comedic genius ask me anything
>>7406689>big scores with bad gear>bad scores with good gearWhat a creative shmup tier JOKEDon't quit your day job
seal spam now THAT is comedy
>>7406671You will never be a woman.
For me it's Hatano Yui and Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou. Yup.
>>7406778weeb faget
>>7406778Scoring either of those will give you aids.
eyes black as the night sky only a weeb could fall for such demonic essence
>jrpg threads = friendly open discussion about jrpgs, stories, gameplay, characters.>shmup threads = angry bigoted seething, gossip with no game talk Good genres get good threads, bad genres get bad threads. Funny isn't it?
>>7406743that pic is making fun of shar you doofus
>>7406869why are you greening?
>>7406869jrpg threads: jrpg fans talking about jrpgsshmup threads: jrpg fans angry at shmups and their fans (who aren't on /vr/)simple as
>>7406879they got btfo so hard by these games and their players they must eternally make threads to cope&seethe
>>7406869can't have game talk without shmup players, and that includes you, jarpig
>>7406869>>7406869>Good genres get good threads, bad genres get bad threads. Funny isn't it?It's true.
^slant eyed freak
member that time Squire Jarpig bragged about his shmup "achievements" on /vrpg/>they pretend we don't notice
>>7406869>>jrpg threads = friendly open discussion about jrpgs, stories, gameplay, characters.lmao
>>7406950Things that never happened.
>>7406970Except we have proofhttps://yuki.la/vrpg/592653#p602140That is his YT channelThis is what jarpigs do; they play these games, then report back to his jarpig friends to seem hip and cool.Yes, Darius Gaiden No Miss LMAOJarpigs btfo and exposed
>>7406980oofchav was right on gay elf lovers
>>7406980No idea what you think that proves other than you are a stalker and have rickybrain syndrome.
>>7407001>stalkerhow the fuck can you stalk someone across 4chanpeople just happened to be browsing that thread and saw Squire Jarpig posting, and it spread
>>7406970trust me its exactly how it works,,, you get into full time jrpg gaming because you were a loser at school and good at nothing so it fills the voids of social isolation whilst you can pretend to be good at something with FWENDS! but video games are your only purview so you make other jarpig friends and seek to wow them which is your suppressed desire from school to be noticed for being good at something and thus you pick LE HARDCORE SHUMP!!! knowing full well they are ignorant and can be exploited to appease your ego thirst for recognition without actually needing the achievement bit.>>7406984>chav was right on gay elf loversim always fucking right but it takes ppl a long time to digest the truth because the ego naturally rejects it..>>7406659>Why did tinhorn lie about Strikers trilogy 2alls? To fit in?i reckon, good news is he promised to do them again someday...anyday now...>>7406636>enter guscordh-hi everyone!>tinhorn rik appearsWOT U PLY?>>7405279>guessand this is why your conclusions lack.
>>7406980>>7407001Proves he browses /vrpg/ nonstop looking for things to spam and seethe about here kind of like our other friend with the trannies...
>>7407004>how the fuck can you stalk someone across 4chansame for ALL social media, if you made you info public on the networks dont cry when someone accesses it lmao
>>7407001It proves "Jarpigs" have better replays than tardoLol at the self-own
>>7407009>wall of text from a retired janitor with no educationDidn't read
Japanese female feet!!
>>7407009>triggered by wot u plythis isnt like you chav
>>7407013nah ric just has a lot of contacts that send him shitim one of them
>>7407019>Darius Gaiden No Miss>better than tardoKEK how can you be this clueless
>>7407028where did anyone say anything about being triggered? by do you constantly just fill in blanks with fiction in your mind anon? and FYI "wot u ply" yet again came from ME.>>7407025>Didn't readcorrect and that's why you are dumb as a fucking post donkey and carrot office wanker.
>>7407031>nah ric just has a lot of contacts that send him shit>im one of them>rik literally has cheerleaders and agents>proudly admit you are onelmfaoooo literally the FBI of shump, faggot bureau of investigation.
>>7406935Good genres tend to have unpredictable gameplay or stories full of surprises!>>7407009>trust me its exactly how it works,,, you get into full time jrpg gaming because you were a loser at school and good at nothing so it fills the voids of social isolation whilst you can pretend to be good at something with FWENDS! but video games are your only purview so.....blablablablablaClearly speaking from your lived, personal, NEET experience. lol
>>7407036do you constantly just fill in blanks with fiction in your mind chav?
>>7407036You seem mad? Take a walk son.
>>7407038don't be dumb chav, people also sent you stuff like that on your server
>>7407039you lived abroad? i have, you got investment that earns you money? i have, you good at anything? N O P E >>7407041nope my diet is truth, if you can't handle it thats your issue>>7407042>seemassumption the mother of all fuck ups.
>>7407045but i was here also, not doing dork mulder and scully from behind the curtain sending out my goons for recon missions lmfaodare i say COPE?
>>7407053ric can't post here
>>7407054>ric can't post hereuntil he needs to then miraculously can again.... yes we know... he can also 2 all strikers you know! no idea why you tongue his ass so much... sam does to because he longs for a strong father figure.
>>7407048>Me me me look at meJust do everyone a favor and actually kill yourself next time your mother turns off the internet. You won't, because you are too much of a soiboy pussy to do anything about your life but attention whore on 4chan.
>>7407056he gets banned every time so he saves his ability to post, that's why you see him but rarely, like a rare posthaven't you seen how the thread got a lot of posts removed by different people several times? had he posted he'd be gone for a month or smth
>>7407059that you kraut?i saw you on ric's stream
>>7407059you "seem" mad, typical response from the ego of someone who feels inferior in the presence of a superior.>>7407060dont caredont caredont careagain no idea why you insist on being some kind of secretary for him.>>7407062>that you kraut?no, he can't post here.
Ric appears on discordSuddenly his "helpers" start doing damage control for him on /vr/ lol>>7407056Didn't he say he cleared Gradius 3, Truxton 2 and Same! ? He lectures on them a lot.
>>7407064>no, he can't post here.since when? isn't he a tor master?
>>7407065also says he beat Thunder Dragon 2 lmao
>>7407067he got range banned, you cant tor on chan>>7407068>also says he beat Thunder Dragon 2 lmaohe did this one on stream mate>>7407065didnt know he did any of those...
>>7407067He posts his boring streamables, his "clips" and boring memes here, and instantly reposts them on guscord to comment and get views. Not too bright pretending he can't post here.
>>7407064Delusional soiboy, you aren't better than anyone here.
>>7407073tell him to try posting again, there's a chance the range ban gets lifted eventually, this happened to ric after months
>>7407068His TD2 "score" is marginally above a scrubby 1cc desu. get a 1credit clear and your second or third run after will beat his score. Strikers trilogy 2all is way harder than anything he can manufacture. Big lying shill he is.
>>7407073>he did this one on stream matewrong, where's the replay
>>7407074that post was about krautric rent free inside your head, stop checking guscord if he bothers you lol
>>7407082Lying about your clears isn't as bad as making fake runs like Perikles. So ricardo is not that bad.
>>7407074>shmup strats are boring to a nonplayer jarpigimagine me shock!better post SEAL!!
>>7407094Cope
>>7407078deep inside you know i am... thats why i bother you.>>7407089it was on his twitch>>7407092>stop checking guscord if he bothers you lolseriously stop this cheerleader shit, is that you shart?>>7407074this, ric and his agents carrying out his duties is fucking sad as fuck and weird.
>>7407082actually he took almost month to get that score after his first clear, playing dailythe number difference seems small but that's just the type of game it isit's not a great score though
>>7407102>it wasit's notCOPE
>>7407082This is an actual player.
What's a good shmup to lie about? I want to give lectures on guscord about games I never cleared.
>>7407102>thats why i bother you.No that's nonstop low iq spamming from the dole, probably the same thing that bothers your aging parents.
>>7407117Ketsui, ask KZ about his progress
>>7407125Post your scores higher than mine and I'll leave.
>>7407082>>7407115t. has never played TD2 nor Strikers
>>7407128>/vr/ jarpigs>scoresKEK worse than despatche's i bet
>>7407127I'd like to see ricardo try and enter ketsui omote, he sucks balls, specially at danmaku. He has endless excuses about them!
>when you hate jarpigs so much that you talk about them 24/7what is this obsession?
>people mad that ricky has charisma and people that support himLMAO! delicious tears, keep em comin
>>7407113it WAS>>7407125DISGRUNTLED!
>>7407136KZ has been "trying" for years while spamming discord and playing elf, but since he's one of you (or you're him lol) you don't complain
>>7407140>>people mad that ricky has charisma and people that support himtranny y soi
>>7407140>charismaHe is an incel for sure and a bigot obsessed with hearing himself talk
>>7407141>it WASit never wasric has no clears, no scorescheerleader COPE
>>7407145jarpigs exposed... ONCE AGAIN
>>7407148>bigotjarpigs trying to make "jarpigphobia" a real thing LMAO!!! noooo not the J word!!
>he cleared it on stream! So it's legit!Dumbest thing I've heard since Gus defended that Futari Ultra cheater.
>>7407157As someone who currently cheats while streaming I find this hilarious.
>check Lowtiers Twitter>jrpg pics and DQNice
>>7407174Noooooo not the gradiuschads dads!
>>7406743
>you get into full time jrpg gaming because you were a loser at school and good at nothing so it fills the voids of social isolation whilst you can pretend to be good at something with FWENDS! but video games are your only purview so you make other jarpig friends and seek to wow them which is your suppressed desire from school to be noticed for being good at something and thus you pick LE HARDCORE SHUMP!!! knowing full well they are ignorant and can be exploited to appease your ego thirst for recognition without actually needing the achievement bit.when chav nails something, he fucking nails it
>>7392816why does everybody say this? it's a brilliant shmup.
>>7407306they don't like shmups to begin with
>>7407304
>>7407304Yeah chav knows a thing or two about being a friendless, attention whoring loser with no achievements.
>>7407332good point KEKhe's like them except without elf fwendz
chav is way more pathetic and 100x more of a faggot than anyone else here
>>7407357dunno have you seen t4n3 on twitter simping to countless vtubers?cee is chad compared to thathttps://twitter.com/_T4N3/with_replies
inb4 t4n3 makes his profile privatepure coincidence!how about you stop being a pathetic loser for once?
>>7407360No, I don't stalk people like an autistic psycho. guess you do?
>>7407360absolute STATE of sh1tst4n3
>>7407360Dunno he seems pretty based to me>Makes tracks>Doesn't machine gun seethe>Japanese in profile, worldly individual with interests in other cultures>Capable of positive social interactions
>>7407367>>7407373Hi t4n3get a gf, this is sad
>>7407373>Doesn't machine gun seethehe does, in his own safe space server>lonely weeb simping for egirlsLMAO!
>>7407379Who are you greening?
Cee spends his dole on based dartsTane spends his dole on EGIRLS he'll never touchOOOOOOOFFFF
Is there a lower IQ, lower class """sport"""" than darts>aiming at a stationary target>in a fucking pubLiterally can't think of one
>chav is way more pathetic and 100x more of a faggot than anyone else hereNot so fast! This beats even tanehttps://twitter.com/search?q=%40ZPS_STG%20good%20night&src=typed_query&f=live
>>7407391Oh yeah and since it's close quarters you can even compete as a noodle arm manlet. No athleticism or intelligence required whatsoever.
>>7407391Seething that he can't get Jap pussy like based Phil Taylorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiAwbrjzjTo
>>7407391>>7407397Still better than giving your money to a girl that doesn't even know you for 5 seconds of her "attention"
>>7407398Literally who, not clicking that scat rickroll >>7407405Simping for twitter thots isn't a sport (yet) nice cope attempt though
>>7407415>Literally who, not clicking that scat rickrollthis cracked me up for real, props
decided to check out the markcordI just don't see the point anymore bros
>>7407441Nice pickup!
>>7407391lmao this goes in line with what i already stated, that you gamer sois HATE anybody doing anything else and getting good because you have NO talent whatsoever...No one plays in pubs anymore its all clubs for one, as for low i.q your arithmetic needs to be insanely good... the skill level is crazy and 99% of all pros have been playing well over a decade, some 30 yrs, its a game of extreme precision and technique, you just need to live in a house big enough to get a board! (unlucky tane)>>7407415>who is phil taylorlmfao that dude practiced for 8 hrs + a day, now hes a multi millionaireNo athleticism or intelligence required whatsoever.let me see you do those sums then? start with learning these checkouts...oh btw the current world no1 is pretty athletic... hes also an ex pro rugby player lmao, i love that you dont have to be ashamed to play darts, its all down to earth real men and REAL women, vidya is all tranny idols and SOI queermos. Heres an example of how retarded hard darts can be, there are 3044 ways of doing a 9 dart finish... only 4 have been done publically, no female player to date has ever done a 9 dart finish... based THE POWER taylor did 2 in one match...current world no1, NO SOIhttps://youtu.be/DCsajR4_m9w
these arer the comfiest darts vids of all time ladshttps://youtu.be/dFg3xbWs0tggolden era bristow and jocky to voodoo rayand this documentary on the pioneershttps://youtu.be/bzuvTR3ncqUenjoy!
>>7407391Shmups doing the same thing the same way over and over? Can't be a lower IQ sport than shmups. Battle Garegga? Strikers? DOJ? Memorization is lowest form of gaming skill. >>7407681You get into full time Dart gaming because you were a loser at school and good at nothing so it fills the voids of social isolation whilst you can pretend to be good at something to show off to e-FWENDS! but Darts are your only purview so you make other Dart dole friends and seek to wow them which is your suppressed desire from school to be noticed for being good at something and thus you pick LE HARDCORE pub gaymes!!! knowing full well they are ignorant and can be exploited to appease your ego thirst for recognition without actually needing the achievement bit.
>>7407681>>7407696didn't read that shit lolgo buy a gun and shoot some real targets soiboy
>>7407738lmao jarpig RAGE, i musta got under your skin mate thats cus what i said rang true...>>7407746nah too busy doing something fun and not embarrassing like MUH VIDYA with the fucking trannies drug addicts and soi lmfao
>>7407750>psychobabble must be true true ! you projected that from your own experience and switched biking/shmups/clown tricks with jrpgs lol
>>7407738buttblasted jarpig>btfo by fucking chav of all peoplelmfao!
>>7407750>pubs>not full of embarrassing soi drug addictsthe delusion never ends
Strikers trilogy 2all when? The lies never end ric
>>7407827even if he uploads them whos to say he didnt lie all these years
>>7407827Not so fast. Forget that and let's talk about morkcord and Jarpigs. Also my Same! strats are better than Jaimers, funny isn't it? Proof? Ask for proof and I'm deleting all my clips again!
>>7407836didn't he already admit to lying
>>7407854those aren't "his" strats jaimers just dun goofd there
>>7407859so why demand the replays then
>>7407875I'm not. It's an old thing.
>>7407896>Strikers trilogy 2all when?lolk
>>7407913No every anon is the same person, retard.
>1000 walls of text on discord per week>too "busy" to shmupShould be using those hours playing shmups synth ricardo,, instead of counting seals on elixirs or stalking farm posters on twitter, the Strikers 2alls are hard to manufacture you know?
>>7407956why care if a banned nonplayer plays?
>>7407956>counting seals on elixirscan someone explain this one to me
>>7407986step 1. open elixir's "shmups" serverstep 2. witness the spam of seal emotes
>>7408021emoticons were a mistake
>>7408036it's the unfunniest forced meme of all time
Tardo defense force is funny. Stop sucking dicks for free, retards.
>>7408314about as funny as those still asshurt by him even though he might as well not exist anymore
>>7408328No butthurt, just here for fun and giggles.Found the tardrone though. Start asking for pesetas next, faggot.
>>7408314>Tardo defense force is funny. Stop sucking dicks for free, retards.this tbqh, retardagents are cringe
>>7407760its probvably true, back to crying and wanking parjig>>7407773not english pubs, darts has mostly gone from the pub now though and into the clubs
yall motherfuckers need jobs
>>7409050i work for an advertising company
how is this thread on page 10auto sage?
the shmup revolution is OVER