/vr/ - Retro Games

>tfw you cannot afford a gamer jacket

Adding story does not detract from a shooter

>>7392704
It doesn't add anything either. The quickest way to detect a shmup poser is if they talk about liking the story.

>>7392660
how long have you hons been on HRT? i am waiting for my first prescription to arrive , so was wondering, whats the best shmupg you recommend when i start my transition?

>>7392729
Final Fantasy X

Chav doesn't play or like shmups so why does he stalk us?
Chav is obsessed with how others view him, he wants friends, he wants to be liked desperately, yet he's too lazy and delusional to change and become a better more likeable person. Shmup players know the truth about him and this irritates him to no end. So we get to see his mental gymnastics everyday watching him do cope backflips while insulting everything that threatens his flimsy reality or reminds him that he's a bald, unemployed, angry, vindictive manlet, that no girl wants to be around or talk to. that his hobbies are a joke, that he as nothing to be proud of. that he has no ground to criticize anyone since he's the biggest mentally ill loser around. He rages about trans people because he thinks they are easy targets to bully. Ever since our shmup community rejected him and his ideas he's been seething and plotting trying to prove us wrong. He can't admit his own flaws and the Dao larp made him more complacent and oblivious to his mountain of problems and self deceptions. He's also obsessed with 'controlling the narrative' around here, trying to prove he was right and shmup community was wrong and how his way of shaping the community is better than our way.
He has no one to convince and talk to in real life so he comes here talking about off topic historical points because he has zero (absolutely nothing) going for him in his life. His future is totally fucked and anything that reminds him of this (i.e Eaglet getting married and having a kid) ignites his fury and seethe, all because deep down self loathing is eating away at him. Anything he likes and can't have ignites his sour grapes cope (but girls are stinky! hair is a Hollywood scam! Good PCs and video cards are a scam!) Even seeing guys compliment Asian chicks sets him off on racist rants.
Next time you see him dancing here like a monkey seeking attention know that his behaviour comes from a place of pure suffering and isolation.

>>7392771
lmfao why did you write a novel about chav?

>>7392771
B T F O

inb4
>y-you flopped s-s-senpai...!

>it's been almost ten years since Radiant Silvergun got a port of any kind
>exclusively as a download on one console
>Ikaruga continues to get ported
Explain this shit to me. Do they not own the anime FMVs or something stupid?

>>7392808
because the game is shit

>>7392816
Nah it's kino.

>>7392771
How will he ever recover

>>7392851
by saying "didn't read lol"

>>7392704
shmups should be more about atmosphere and environmental story telling rather than shoving exposition down your throat between each stage

>shmup story telling
stay classy vr lol

What are some shmups with good story telling?

>>7392890
>>>/vrpg/

So what was the OP image that the faggot trannitor deleted?

>>7392890
Kingdom hearts

>>7392903
m8 you could make a better case that KH is a shmup than you could that is has good story telling

>>7392897
pure coincidence...

>>7392909
*that it has good

>>7392909
LMAO, true

>>7392909
>>7392914
jarpigs exposed, I've never even played kingdom hearts

>>7392918
don't you ever call me a jarpig ever again

kingdom hearts is pretty coo

>>7392928
ok despatche

playan: wolflame
later gonna try and complete donkey kong country tropical freeze

For me, it's Shar.

>>7393013
okay shar.

for me it's the based gameboy guru

>>7393045
absolutely freakin epic game collection man lets go suck eachother off

>>7393045
>tfw you sickgrab a mint condition nickelodeon racer for the wii

>>7392660
scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>>7393074
so do forced memes anon

>>7393074
That's just not true, but it's also not a healthy thing to define your life with shmups.
You see it takes balance and committing to a grind, be it a day, week or month long is just like any adult hobby. Granted, it's not the healthiest hobby and you're really much better off picking up swimming, rock-climbing or simple exercising than a worthless video game obsession that's going to eat up 2 years worth of your free time.
At the end of the day it's your time though and we don't always get to choose what to be passionate about. Video games happen to be an easy outlet. If anything there are dumber, more contemptible ways to waste your life and not everyone can be perfect in that regard.

>>7393105
Imagine if your passion was LARPing about your life and ceething at internet strangers all day in-between dole payments and tendies.

>>7392771
/thread

>>7392771
guessing chav mass reported that post using the power of all his vpns/router resets and gamer glasses

>>7393625
OOOOFF
exposed

>>7393625

Best shumps for GBA?

>>7393780

>>7393780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcZVIt29OpQ
Very impressive looking.

>>7392890
most touhous, but touhou 8 in particular is on par with planescape torment

>>7393791
wow that's cool

>>7393796
>touhou 8 in particular is on par with planescape torment
>touhou 8 is better than every shmup ever created
yikes! careful with that comparison

>>7392890
Philosoma.

Another day, another 8 hours of shmup sissy hypno

another day, another tardo giving advice on games he hasn't (and will never) clear

>>7394079
Same! isn't that hard is it?

>>7394097
For him yes

For me it's AMD. The best CPU company.

For me it's AMD. The best CPU company.

for me it's japanese girls and japanese shmups on switch

>>7394264
fuck every dev that released shmups exclusively on switch, the console with the worst dpad options ever

>>7394276
I hear the retro bit sega pads work on it, and they have the best dpad. Don't own a switch though.

hahah they deleted my op pic

STATE

>>7394264
japanese games > western games
japanese girls > white slags
funny innit ?

>>7394353
jarpigs be ceething

>>7394368
>[mental ghosts] seething in my mind
okay...

>>7394356
>that hoverhand
Asian girls even turn white girls into spergs

>>7394079
Ricardo said he's deleting his twitch shmup clips cause of this comment

>>7394374
>implying the shmups community isnt filled to the brim with people that only play rpgs including some of the mods

>>7394382
he already did
but he's already there to see it m8

>>7394338
They do, but if I'm setting the shitch down and holding a proper controller, I'd rather just play on PC at that point.

>>7394374
okay jarpig.

>>7394383
almost every player plays rpgs including the best of the best and most casual posers, so your point is irrelevant and a mental hangup.

>>7394382
lmao wut?

>>7394389
do the math, you have no time for anything but FFXIV with that playtime
that's 15 hours a day
and let's be real that's what you do too, elf and 4chan posting

>>7394389
"lmao someone here is silently upset (but talking about it elsewhere) that I'm giving advice for a game I have no public replay for
brb removing all my currently available public replays from Twitch (if anyone wants clips, ask and I'll give them to you in private) just to spite this bitch"

>>7394393
>15 hours a day
Almost as much as Ricardo spends on discord.
Retardo has 941 posts in 1 discord server for the month of February. 941 posts in a week. Quite a lot are walls of text too.

>>7394413
holy shit it's true bros

oh no he posts 100 times a day about shmups why isnt he banned noooo

>>7394413
Still better than ffxiv.

>>7394432
you see, jarpigs don't exist just cuz tardo posts a lot! haha got im!

>>7394430
>not enough time to play shmups consistently
>plenty of time to discord for hours a day and refresh 4ch threads
rickybrain cope is hilarious

>>7394461
that comment was about a different game he played on the side (rapid hero) kek

>I d-don't post in 4ch threads!!! please believe me!!
How often does he repeat this to himself? I bet he believes it.

>>7394432
That's not a shmup, let's stay on topic. What's the best milking strat for Garegga bosses?

>>7394461
I did the math.
That's 20 posts an hour, if he's on the computer 6 hours a day.
Now that's what I call dedication!

>>7394401
What a queen

>>7394461
Is that the guy who lied about 2-alling the Strikers trilogy?

>>7394480
He's also reading discord non-stop, even as he idles. Something I noticed he responds to most questions quickly unless he's literally asleep.

>>7394473
he lurks but won't post because of reserving the post for when it's right since the mods instaban his ip range on sight

>ffxiv mocked
>suddenly the anti-ricky task force comes out in droves
jarpigs aren't real tho bros...

>>7394473
this is not a shmup thread
it's "anything but shmups general"
are you new?

>>7394485
yes
>>7394491
>believing his lies
yikes!

for me it's konami

>>7394497
he very obviously doesn't post, his posting style is very distinct, newfag
his last post im p sure >>/vr/thread/S7148817#p7167996

>>7394473
why are you asking strats for a game you don't play in a place where people dont play it?

>>7394495
Another case of paranoid delusion.
Just like with chav, there's no "task force", everyone thinks it's stupid, along with his tendency to machine gun spam and dadflail on cam just enough to trick some newfags.

>>7394518
>his tendency to machine gun spam and dadflail on cam just enough to trick some newfags
wait, are you talking about KZ?

>>7394520
losing your mind yet ric?

>>7394520
Nice deflection attempt. Tardo (aka SynthRicardo) is the source of "jarpig" spam, everyone knows that.

>>7394529
Is that how you cope with your precious jarpigs being mocked? You convince yourself we're all ricky? Sounds a bit schizo to me m8...

>>7394525
>>7394529
isnt that the guy that spams seal garbage and pretends to play ketsui but gets nowhere?

>>7394491
>he lurks but won't post
until he wants to and suddenly can again!

>>7394540
they stalk him without showing their face and they think he posts here because theyre eternally asshurt at him and what he represents kek

>>7394529
it's 99% of the time retardo seething about jarpigs, but he has one lemming that parrots it rarely. But most of the time it's synthricardo

>>7394542
the bans became 30 days but as soon as he posts once he gets the hammer
he showed this with the post highlighted earlier on guscord back then

>>7394548
when he was here he talked about shmups a lot, the same he does on guscord now
you have no idea

>>7394551
mate when the drama started he fucking outright provably lied, i knew he came straght here and posted at 4am and he did but then made that bullshit lying webm claiming it wasn't him but then admitted it was after the damage was done, liars always accuse others of being liars.

>>7394559
no, he posted later
not like this matters right

>>7394554
CHEERLEADER!

rick famously killed shmupg before with his insane jarpig obsession.

>>7394548
Yeah buzzy or w/e likes to spam and trigger the vr tards and report back to tardo for good boy points. Sad.

>it's 99% of the time retardo seething about jarpigs, but he has one lemming that parrots it rarely. But most of the time it's synthricardo

please stop right now
take a deep breath
forget about ric
and go back to elf

>>7394568
is that why you invited him to your private server? doesnt add up

>>7394575

>>7394568
If we're going to point fingers like this, it was cee that killed shmupg by creating that trannycord. He basically just surrendered the entire place to jarpigs until it died.

>>7394590
this, and he started it with ric
chav makes absolutely no sense, pure historical revisionism

here's what actually going on
>chav saw ric as his loyal lackey
>made a cord with him
>turns out he wasn't
>can't handle his bantz
>he now feels betrayed
>spams lies to slander him

>>7394610
Honestly chav it didn't have to be like this, "he talks too much" was just bants holy shit. Just make up already.

>>7394615
you are disgusting and have no talent

>>7394615
that went like this
>chav: ric talks too much cuz hes a spic
ok, banter
>ric: funny you say that, it was impossible to talk without interrumpting you yesterday, you talked too much
bants back, everything normal
>cee: *leaves the private server and proceeds to seethe about ric to this very day, months later*
lol
he's probably sensitive to people saying he talks too much because he's a sperg (his words) and likely has been told this many times throughout his life

>>7394620
I'm not sam tho??

I'm gonna make it

>>7394356
That's a hapa.

>>7394356
white women are by far the most desired in the world, asians are the beta fall back choice for rejected white soi bois

>>7394586
no i invited hmi because he is a good addition to keeping a community chatting, stop black n whiting you sperg

>>7394590
wrong i stole it from the sois and made it great again then rick brought his jarpig jihad and became so insufferable that no one could take it so i had no choice, the cord was the best option at that point.


>>7394631
this is literal cope revisionism but i dont really care either way,,, why is this evben being brought up AGAIN! and by you LOT not me lmaoooo

>>7395380
>he killed shmupg
>good addition to keeping a community chatting
what?
>became so insufferable that no one could take it
>invite him
what?

this isnt black n white this is pure nonsense

>>7395380
they be mad cuz he talks and makes (((them))) insecure

>>7395380
>this is literal cope revisionism
what actually happened then? we never heard your side of the story

>>7395358
>white women are by far the most desired in the world
Actually most males prefer Asian women. White men are the most desirable for women.
>inb4 more incel cope and delusions

>>7395417
>more incel cope and delusions
chav is an endless source of this
every day

>>7395380
how do you explain that he's on guscord just fine talking about shmups with others then? no "jihad"
you come off as deranged

>>7395440
how do you explain your bizarre cheerleader obsession with defending him? is he your pop idol or? it's an entirely different time, diff circumstance and different place you retard.
>>7395417
LMFAO stop making shit up, ALL data proves white women are still the most attractive globally. Fucking lying out your arse to feel better about being a soi weaboo fuck

>>7395409
yes i know you can't reading comprehension

>>7395414
haha on the one hand CEE IS CEETHING AND OBSESSED HE CANT LET GO

but then!

DUDE TELL ME EVERYTHING

go away.

>>7395476
where did he hurt you?

>replies to absolutely everything except this
ooooffff chav... rumbled by ric

>most males prefer Asian women
actually it seems this is so on online dating at least but lets face it that checks out cus online dating is for losers.

>>7395485
>>7395491
>cheerleader tranny y soi agents sent out on reconnaissance missions to REPORT the SCOOP to BASE

nah.

>>7395498
no problem when it's rob or sam but RIC
too rumbled to even reply...
btfo...

>>7395508
nah send better agents, need mulder and scully not ,molederp and tranny

>>7395498
Online dating is for absolute normies nowadays. Go outside for once you deranged neet.

>pandemic
>online dating is for losers
a journey into chav's mind

>>7395520
cope
n
ceethe
>muh trannies!
what trannies? rent free

>>7395536
he's been a shut-in neet on the dole since the time when online dating was exclusively for weirdos... he lost touch with reality in the meanwhilst... tragic

>>7395524
>>7395536


C O P E as FUCK


online dating is for absolute demoralized losers with absolutely no character depth or real social skills who want to take part in a human cattle market built on shallowness, fuck outta here sad FUCKS. Pandemic excuse is fucking GOLD though lmfao, just forget that online datings like 20 yrs older than it.

>>7395547
Look at you trying to repackage and remarket online dating as some kind of cool thing now because YOU HAD TO USE IT lmfao

online dating is LITERALLY loosing touch with reality, blue pill retard.,

>>7395548
>social skills
>pandemic
trends change, normal people resort to online dating now

>>7395548
You sound demoralized. Maybe because your profile would be something like
>Pic: basedjak.jpeg
>Works at: me shares
>Education: none
>Religion: national socialist dao
>love me bike, love me rob, hate trannies, hate dusty old minge (>16 yo)
>>7395575
Plus all of his potential wives grew up with iPhones and the internet... Talk about out of touch.

>>7395591
someone who is demoralized would use online dating.... precisely because you lack the confidence to approach and connect irl, stop coping..... tinder was created by arab jews btw.

>>7395575
just literal pure cope... literally admitting being a mindless sheep to validate being a sad fuck on online dating

B-B-BUT EVERYBODY DOES IT!!

no confidence no self belief..... sad!

>confidence to approach and connect irl
>pandemic
chav is terminally retarded

https://twitter.com/DolphinDTM/status/1358874383578783751

>>7395736
kek https://www.twitch.tv/videos/906181387

ric even bested chav and replaced him as THE guy that makes shmup gang seethe...
yikes and oof if I do say so myself...

>>7395682
Incel cope
>muh jooz
Seek help
>mindless sheep to validate being a sad fuck on online
t. fwendz loving pol meme spammer

>>7395781
another one to add to his long list of failures
people either ignore him or laff at him nowadays
he became too pathetic to inspire ceethe anymore, ric was bound to outclass him
SAD!

>>7395781
>>7395818
oh no no no no...
don't be too mean bros, he's suicidal. this is too much for him to handle
or should I say too handle

>>7395557
>uses the term "blue pill retard"
>i-i swear i'm not a /pol/tard

>>7395701
He told us the pandemic was fake.

>>7395870
because it is. don't forget to wear your 5 layers of masks and take harmful vaccines like good goyim.

>>7395908
literally the illness is fake

>>7395908
lol that conspiratard cope

>>7395908
this.

>>7395781
>>7395818
>>7395826
cheerleaders.

>>7395701
>the pandemic is eternal!

dating didnt just start in the last year lmao

>>7395783
look it up, literally was started by 2 arab jews, a coincidence!

it's a fucking funny day when ppl are trying to defend online dating lmfaoo, LITERAL demoralization.


>>7395864
>drug addled post.

>>7395998
it's not fake per se but the response and alarmism is complete capitalizing lies and power grabbing.

>>7396031
>>look it up, literally was started by 2 arab jews, a coincidence!
i don't care what race or religion the people that started it were though? nice identity politics, just as bad as the sjws you claim to hate. get this conspiratard shit out of here.

>>7396031
>dating didnt just start in the last year lmao
but how have people been dating since last year?
online dating...

>>7396031
Tinder didn't start online dating. Not sure what arab jews has to do with asian girls being attractive either... Are you ok?
Is Trump still gonna win too?

>>7396045
SAM POST DETECTED

>>7396034
SAM POST DETECTED

>>7396036
rules permit anyone from meeting you retard at least here they do and no only the desperate sad fucks who can't hold on 5 mins have jumped on it but its the same losers who woulda used it anyway lmao

>>7396114
poisoning the well is a logical fallacy, not an argument, sweetie ;^)

>>7396114
How exactly are you not a loser?

>can't work cause of me fake illness
>on the dole
>lives with mum and dad
>bald
>incel
>delusional conspiracy theorist

Once your parents die you're fixin' to be homeless brah, you're the real loser.

>>7396162
He has many talents such as juggling, bmx tricks, and gonzo tranny journalism. This is a reflection of his innate superiority.
Meanwhilst, you are a noodle arm one trick pony who fell for the (((hair))) meme.

How did I do?

>>7396175
He should use these talents to get a job, maybe at a local carnival? Oh I forgot, all those are closed because of the fake pandemic OOF. Back to seething on the dole...

here's the scoop, the REAL scoop and nothing but the scoop

for YEARS now chav thought he was waging war on shmups as his retribution for not getting enough attention as a player
he thought rick was his loyal comrade out to burn the shmup community, but when rick joined guscord and made a space for shmup discussion, chav lost his MIND, thinking he was betrayed in his jihad against cave...
he thought he was trying to reform shmup players by telling them to ride a bike and practice clown tricks, but everyone ignored him. his years of "effort" resulted in absolutely nothing but COPE, SEETHE, and DOLE collection

simple as.

>>7396441
At the end of the day he's just a run of the mill schizo.
Is he on the dole because of it or is it the other way around, who knows really. I do know healthy people don't base these life choices on conspiracy theories.
He has a whole fantasy world of copes and alternative facts cherry picked to avoid confronting the simple fact he's clinically insane.

gonno shmup for a bit and then play some nioh 2 8)

>>7396636
>>7396441
Sad!

>>7396441
Seething about asian girls, video games and players more successful than him is the way of the Dao, simple as

>>7396568
those chins could open soda cans or stab you to death

>>7392660
DARIUS WALLPAPER COURTESY OF /wg/

>>7396981
whoever created the atrocious OST for darius gaiden should be thrown in a meat shredder

i love that part in dai ou jou stage 1's song thats like ohh ohh ahhhh

>>7397048
>>7397042
>talking about shmup music
found the jarpigs

>>7397116

>>7397119
I'll have you know I was kicked off shmup forums for telling the truth about jarpigs. Not because I was an insufferable, spergy asshole who doxxed chum, but because expressed dislike for jrpgs. Period! What's worse is shmups went bankrupt BECAUSE of jrpgs! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HATE STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7394485
>Is that the guy who lied about 2-alling the Strikers trilogy?
If anyone asks for proof of my Strikers, Gradius 3, Truxton or Same! clears I am deleting all my videos. Full stop.

>>7397139
>>7397157
based and mentally stablepilled

dfk stage 3 got hands

nothing to put you to bed like 4 hours of save state sissy hypno

>>7397042
you have the worst taste of all time

??

>>7397771

>>7397157
>If anyone asks for proof of my Strikers, Gradius 3, Truxton or Same! clears I am deleting all my videos. Full stop.
Very hope this happen and he leaves!

>>7397773
big brain

>>7398205
he already deleted the videos

>>7398205
>hope he leaves
he's just in that small corner of the scene, just stay here or on the big servers, he can't hurt you, jarpig

>>7394356
Based.

>>7398489
>>7398495

>>7398589
missed opportunity to say mamma mia

>>7398383
Ahem, fuck him and his corner.

>>7398698
why do you care about such a small place? he's contained

I just heard that iconoclast is a tranny fucker, true?

>>7398698
>guy talks about shmups
>place is about shmup talk
what's the problem?

>>7398708
>nobody:
>chav: MUH TRANNIES!!!!!!!!
seek help.

>>7398752
>new ip
>chav
cope

>>7398765
I don't think you're chav but c'mon son he's known for his IP shenanigans

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/907364647

>>7398708
based coomerclast giving trannies a purpose in life

chav has been utterly btfo multiple times in this thread.
what will be his next move?

>>7399730
getting hiromoot to delete his 4chan account

>>7398495
as a foot fag those are grim as fuck, not only do their faces look downer the second toe makes me feel violent.

>>7396194
dont need a job mate for the last time....

>>7398773
havent been here since yesterday


>>7399730
>what will be his next move?
non action


>>7396162
>How exactly are you not a loser?
precisely because im true to myself and dont live for anybody else, i dont expect an american to ever understand an epicurian view of success... ever.

>as a foot fag

>>7400165
>i dont expect an american to ever understand an epicurian view of success
lmao
the cope and delusion never ends with this guy

>>7400216
>the predictable american response ever

this is why no one in the world can stand fucking americans....... at all

rec me something to play today

>>7400245
chrono trigger

>>7400229
>american
by the standards of the entire planet, you are a huge loser

>>7400264
Fuck jrpgs

>>7400273
>american thinks the world thinks like him

lmfao, by the majority of the planet friend its you who is the loser... back to donkey and carrot.

>>7400205
lmao... cringe. first 16 y/o wife now this. guess the chav's just a coomer after all.
>>7400294
>assuming he's american
rent free

name just 1 place where adult male unmarried children faking an illness to live at home and practice clown tricks all day, with no plans for the future, are generally considered the least bit "successful".

you can't.

>>7400350
hes definitely and clearly american


you think exactly like one, waste of time. You probably think a person can "do nothing" to?

>>7400165
>precisely because im true to myself and dont live for anybody else
cool so i'm not a loser either then. great.

>>7400445
that statement can only be made by someone with concern for how others think about him... you have a way to go.

>>7400596
>someone with concern for how others think about him...
literally chav

>>7400616
why do you just always post the most obvious troll over and over? the truth is YOU need to believe i care for anything to work in your mind but the actual truth is i dont and never have and you guys can't wrap your heads around it at all.

>>7400635
>why do you just always post the most obvious troll over and over?
you reply every single time (except when it's about ric cuz he rumbled you...)

>>7400596
i already felt that way tho.

>>7400356
>hes definitely and clearly american
this this isn't pol lmao, you have just made americans into one of your schizophrenic boogeymen. Your typical response to anything is >durr muh yanks
>you think exactly like one, waste of time.
Interesting, is mind reading is one of your circus tricks?
>You probably think a person can "do nothing" to?
A person can be a nuisance and burden while leeching off honest people's hard work and offering nothing in return, yes.
You aren't entitled to an easy epicurean existence, snowflake.

how come chav never replied to the most epic btfo on shmupg ever? hit to close to home init? >>7392771

>>7400764
he machine gun reported it... oof...
>>/vr/thread/S7392660#p7392771

>>7400764
That was alf doing that

>>7400764
>>7400776
desu it might have crossed the line between bants making fun of him being a low iq clown and complete destruction... he went too far bros...

>>7400764
same reason he avoids talking about what happened with ric
utterly btfod

Now he is sharing his scat collection cool
I think we broke him

>>7400806

>>7400798
>reposting it
chav...

This was alf’s doing

gotta shit but i gotta shmup

>>7400821
Who the fuck is alf?

>>7400821
Duh
Doesn't matter now.
Stay on topic.

>8 hours of work
>4 hours of dabbing on chav
>4 hours of shmups
I'm gonna make it bros.

>>7400776
>>>/vr/thread/S7392660#p7392771
Absolute devastation lol

Is Batrider a good beginner shmup?


>>7400165
>dont live for anybody else,
We know about your pure, delusional narcissism.
>don't need a job
Even if your mum and dole cover your expenses you really do need a job. To get you out of the house, give you some responsibility, get you interacting with real people, make some real relationships instead of coming here getting farted on by shmup players every single day. And maybe do something helpful for others instead of being an ego maniac who lives delusional purely for himself and his manchild clown hobbies. Get a job, get a girl, stop watching scat and transgender live streamers while mum and dad are working to take care of you, you absolute social parasite.

>>7400914
>/vr/
>shmup players
let's not get carried away. even you are asking for a "beginner shmup" lol
but if you're new, perhaps you're not aware that this is a nonplayer shithole (including chav)

>>7400165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

>>7400914
depends on how much of a beginner you are
complete beginner thats never played a shmup? nah
beginner to arcade difficulty shmups? yeah probably

>>7400935
Is chav actually alf?

>>7400914
Lol randos dabbing on chav

>>7400957
a new floor in the basement of his failures

>>7400914
Of course not? It's a YGW game, play Same! Same! Same!

>>7401030
>YGW bad
>play Lame!Lame!Lame!

>>7401047
>YGW is good

>>7400914
if you're a legit noob, ignore the trolls. batrider is easy to survive on normal, and even on expert it's easier than same!

>>7400914
Batrider teaches very poor fundamentals and is based completely around gimmicks. Play literally any thing else.

>>7400914
Fuck no, if you're an absolute toddler to the genre then shit like Cotton, Blazing Star, and Fire Shark is more your speed

>>7401047
just a troll calling a balls hard game easy because he's upset by someone

stop talking about shmups, this is shmupg

is playing shmups a good way to get pussy?

>>7401073
If you already have a chiseled-out face and body then yes. Women wouldn't actually give a shit regardless but if you're Chad you'll at least get compliments on your skill.

>>7401073
ranges from neutral (like the reply about chads says) to negative. so no

>>7401073
it doesn't even give you ugly tranny bussy
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40ZPS_STG%20good%20night&src=typed_query&f=live

>>7401073
lol
take the DDR pill

>>7401093
>been at it for over a year
send help

>>7401093
based ZPSimp

>>7401093
>I don't think we talked all day rip
>Please be up for my Shmup Slam run btw, it's on at 10 AM your time

rip

>over half the thread gone

epik
simply...
epik

based jannies

>>7401187
>>7401204
is this a new record?
>>/vr/thread/S7392660

>>7401210

Batrider is a good shmup, it appeals to lots of players. Like how cee appeales to jannies when the heat is too much for him, or appeals to his mum to take care of him when he's almost 40 yrs old.

>>7392808
How far can you get in Radiant Silvergun?

>>7401235
you KNOW he reported people again when the post that btfod him was brought up again...

>>7399097
Only truth is he's the one bringing up jarpigs 24/7 and these cheeky streams just prove it. Ric is only one step below Chav rent free seething dementia retardation, simple as.

>>7401438
move along, nothing to see here...

>>7401465
Take your pills and go to sleep ricky, machine gun printscreen at 5am only proves me right

DEMENTIA

>>7401235
Radiant Silvergun is too slow imo

>>7401646
Get over you it blabber mouth. Go stare at foot and scat pics and tell us how stinky girls are.

>>7401465
Shmup forum catering to jrpgs. Shocking!

>>7401235
Radiant Silvergun is too slow imo

>>7401646
Get over it you blabber mouth. Go stare at foot and scat pics and tell us how stinky girls are.

>>7401465
Shmup forum catering to jrpgs. Shocking!

>>7401235
>How far can you get in Radiant Silvergun?
I've only played the arcade mode so far, I can 1CC that mode's level 2 route. Once I learn both paths I'll move on to the Saturn mode.

what are some good adventure shmups? played thru the guardian legend and want more.

>>7401752
Not Cee. You can't into reading comprehension after a night of intense printscreening aren't you. Have some rest. Peace

>>7402061
>still blabbering and coping
"Peace"

>>7402048
Gun force 2 is fun. Not a shmup, those games are boring

>>7402080
Coping about what though?

Ricky seething at farm elves is the same thing as Cee seething at Jonnyboy5 for playing cave games. 30+ manchildren mad because strangers online play some videogames. Peace bro

>>7402101
Damn you talk a lot.

>>7402112
Didn't know you could "talk" on 4channel.

>>7402115
Literal autism

>>7402142
Literal cope!

>>7401752
in what reality would i be up at fucking 5am on this shit hole? state of you.

>>7402101
jonny ceethed at me mate not the other way round, i only responded later. jonny was the original MUH TONE!

Can i address our american posters please?

Please refrain from the use of the word "cope" until you clearly understand its definition and application, i understand english isn't your first language but effort would be appreciated, thank you.

cee.e.o of shmupg

>cee appears coping and blabbering as usual
Does he even play shmups? Or is he stuck dwelling on the past like a bitch?

https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=67697&start=0
Wtf shmupbros how can pigs keep getting away with it

>>7402313
Fun games

>>7402313
the mad lad

>>7402374
>>7402313

I wish I liked shmups as much as jarpigs like jrpgs. They must be having tons of fun with no stress or repetitive boredom grinding save states.

>>7402193
>Can't keep up with language change COPE

>>7402217
he doesn't play shmups but comes here religiously
how's now like all the elf fags except no elf

>>7402101
>doesn't like dabbing on posers like
>>7402048
>>7402085
>>7402313
>>7402374
>>7402408
>>7402437
could it be... because you're one of them?

jarpigplayer_kz btfo
https://twitter.com/daringspino34/status/1359465072758673408

reminder:
>using an anime avatar
not gonna make it
>coping and seething about jrpgs
not gonna make it
>coping and seething about trannies, americans, jews, jonny5, asian girls, bernays, video games, gamers in general
not gonna make it

>>7402674
>playing rpgs and not shmups
not gonna make it

>>7402683
>t. jrpg c&ser
true tho

>>7402627
Yes. So what you gonna do about it, bitch.

>>7402693
it's not c&s to point out the uncomfortable truth every time one of these retards pop up

>>7402701
glad you admitted it. you're easier to spot than you realize tho
as long as some of us are around our mission is to make you not feel welcome until you actually play shmups or quit
that's your place, jarpig

>>7402703
Hi Gus

>>7402705
You truly sound like a muslim proselyte. Though luck though, I'll keep eating pork, jarpork.

>>7402706
nah more like someone trying to get the thread deleted

>>7402674
GOOD NIGHT

>>7402717
You should try to make the kiwifarm page deleted instead

>>7402705
>point out the uncomfortable truth every time
>every time
the definition of c&s.
yes, people play multiple genres of games (not me tho I went full shmup), they aren't all as leet as shmups, get over it m8.

>>7402716
and instead of being validated like in certain other shmup places you'll get dunked on for being a dumb jarpig that shouldn't be in shmup threads

>>7402705
>as long as some of us are around our mission is to make you not feel welcome until you actually play shmups or quit
>that's your place, jarpig
What level of autism is this guy on?

>>7402725
>shmup places
Tf I care. Sounds like safe space, what are u some fag dork lord

>>7402724
>defends the hordes of spammy jarpig nonplayers
>not me tho I went full shmup
sure thing. post replays or gtfo

>>7402727
It's gus. Legit level of autism. Don't bully.

>>7402730
>shmup thread
>not a single soul plays shmups
>everyone into jarpigs

Guerillabros... how do we cope about jarpigs...

>>7402737
gus doesn't even lurk this, rent free retard
but I see you were upset by his remarks

>>7402739
don't question it! that's autism! just talk about loving rpgs and hating shmups

>>7402743
Thanks for proving my point, dumbass

>>7402735
>defends the hordes of spammy jarpig nonplayers
I see tardo going to the "other games" section of the farm to machine gun cope about people playing other games and people baiting tardo, or just plain false flagging.
kinda like chav letting trannies live rent free in his head while going undercover in tranny cords all day...

>>7392704
Stories in shmups are a bonus if they can be skipped optionally. They entertain story enjoyers at no cost to illiterate autists.

>>7402674
> be an annoying libtard sjw
Not gonna make it! Talk about retro games why don't you?

I started playing Batrider! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Playing shmups is fine
Playing jarpigs is fine
Caring THAT MUCH about muh shmup places and muh shmup community isn't
Get a grip

>>7402743
Everyone and their mother lurk here. Even Mark's server has a #sickgrab channel

>>7402746
shmupg, the place to cope with trying shmups and getting btfo by them eternally while playing jrpgs 24/7

>>7402756
>> be an annoying libtard sjw
room temp iq cope
>I started playing Batrider! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
game for dole collectors, ngmi

>>7402753
>owner of the place doesn't play shmups
>plays rpgs
>place attracts people into the "other games" section
>to the point they even made that section in the first place a few months back
indeed, nothing to see here

>Dole
What's a functionning adult life approved shmup

>>7402757
playing jarpigs and never shmups while spamming shmup places (even being a mod) isn't fine
get a grip

>>7402772
yeah, actually
keep crying tho, I'm sure it'll make toaplan come back
>>7402774
DOJBL

>>7402765
How many masks do you wear when you tone police strangers online?

>>7402775
Too bad i do none of these while you do care THAT MUCH about muh shmup places and muh shmup community
Get a clue, get a grip, take your pills!

>>7402774
final fantasy 6

>>7402772
Almost like it's a dead niche genre?

>>7402785
Huh?

>>7402796
Room temp iq for sure

>>7402779
not farto
>machine gun defending your people and those who protect you

>>7402789
>admits to not play shmups while posting here
that's the point

>>7402794
but the place should have the people that still like the games, not this filth

>>7402772
Wow so you're saying oe6ople post about non shmups in the non shmups section, crazy shit really makes you think

>>7402804
Dead genre cope

>>7402796
Libtards wear two pairs of masks now

>>7402807
you see the same people crossposting in the shmup part, poisoning the well
the nonshmups section simply exposes their jarpig sins

>>7402818
Hamdullilah

>>7402801
>>7402815
>random pol schizo babble
c&s
>>7402807
who could be behind this one? bernays?
>>7402818
>Poisoning the well is a type of informal fallacy where adverse information about a target is preemptively presented to an audience, with the intention of discrediting or ridiculing something that the target person is about to say.
so you basically just admitted to digging for things to seethe about for no real reason... yeah we already knew that.
how about you go have some fun instead of seething at farm boomer has-beens and tranmaku soiboys all day.

>>7402835
it's more like this
>retard says something stupid
>check his scores and what he posts
>in 1 minute I see he has no scores and he goes on about playing some RPG for 100+ hours in the non-gaming section

>>7402841
>retard unironically reads the farm, home of gameboy guru and xyga
>gets mad at dumb retired farm boomer collector or anime avatar posts
>seethes on 4chan nonstop
>hurr it's the jarpigs ruining everything!
just don't read the farm then, it's completely pointless outside of the strategy posts from 2008 for games you actually play

>>7402835
>pol bad
>tranmaku soiboys
>uses pol insults
We on two levels of cope and cognitive dissonance

>>7402856
this isn't exclusive to the farm, it's everywhere except for guscord which is the first place that has actively done something about this, and the results have been amazing
stop defending jarpig trash, shmups deserve better than this. at least have some spine and spit on them when you see them here

when was the last time someone posted their scores and replays here? ever since the vg days ended and all the shmup players left, basically
play shmups or gtfo, jarpigs

>>7402874
Same for strategy talk, really. It's really obvious but (((they))) pretend we don't notice.

now waiting for chav to come back and talk about how women smell

>>7402869
>randomly bringing up masks and sjws
offtopic and rent free
>tranmaku soiboy
shmup community term

room temp indeed...
>>7402869
yet you keep posting here, guess tone policing isn't all that great?
>>7402874
basically when the "jarpig" stuff became too spammy and dominated every thread.
reminder he lied about the strikers 2-alls and is currently working on a discord counterstop instead of enjoying the act of playing shmups.

>>7402835
>implying it's not fun to make jarpigs seethe

Gustards escaped their autism containment cord. Seething and coping is off the charts.
Will we see tears flow about strat hiding and secret replays? Or just jrpg derangement syndrome?

>>7402912
>ric stops posting
>vg threads immediately die
>later, people revive it here
>noone talks about playing shmups now
yeah it's ric's fault alright lol!

>>7402919
tardo removed his replays

>>7402923
yes the "jarpig" spam is retardo's fault, the rest of your post is irrelevant.

>>7402912
>random
>gets triggered like a sjw >>7402674
Oof dumb dumb

>shmup terms
They come from pol you oblivious libtard, lol stick to toys and anime topics

>>7402929
Replays no one even viewed? When will "he" remove himself you think?

>>7402934
>doesn't remember that he stopped posting
were you even there? he was right, instead of being a nuisance he was simply saying the truth. once he left the people there were unable to keep the thread afloat, and now there's no shmup talk
the guy made himself known for posting streamables and talking about shmups, to the point people bitch if he does because he talks too much
he went out of his way to shape a discuck server where you can only talk about shmup play just to not interact with jarpigs anymore lmao

>>7402941
he's already removed, contained in a tiny server. but you're still rumbled by this guy... rent free

>>7402964
missed opportunity to say DIS GUY

>>7402964
>tiny server
No shit. That's why his 1000 posts a week ( most are recycled repetitive points and stupid pics) are annoying spam.

>>7402978
why do you check this tiny server you dislike? is it your mission to check on this guy from now on or...?
you can quit and you wouldn't be missing anything

>>7402978
>finds ric annoying and not the seal spam in other servers by not just one person
kek

>>7402978
He's not much of a player, which is why other non players trigger him. He's more of a talker wanting to seem knowledgeable. What's wrong with that ?

>>7402986
this post doesn't make much sense. why would a poser find nonplayers bothersome? wouldn't actual players see through him better?

>>7402995
They remind him of himself and his act. He's a talker investing his energy in chatting, gossip and posting memes. To me (and a few others) he's a secondary. Always was, always will be. Seeing him rail against other secondaries is funny and telling.

>>7403012
fair point
but where are your replays?

>>7403015
I play a couple games that would identify me easily. And you know that.

>>7403029
why ya afraid of that

>>7403036
this, proudly take a stance against ric's spam

>>7403029
>afraid of ric
lol

>>7403029
Hi Plasmo.

>>7402959
t. tardo
>were you even there?
No if it was in 2019, I personally got busy and stopped reading/posting.
Spamming is a nuisance full stop even if it's "true", which btw isn't even provable, so it really just amounts another schizo trying to "shape the narrative". Spamming to keep a dead thread alive isn't commendable either. Most of the jrpg posting here is just bait or false flagging and he has to actively seek it out to find it on the farm. Rent free desu.

>>7402935
Huh?

>>7403029
let me guess:
Final Fantasy XIV Online
and
Monster Hunter Ultimate

>>7403101
>which btw isn't even provable
lmfao

shit thread desu

shmup players have nothing on this high score
>>/vr/thread/S7392660

>>7392660
i like schmups

>>7401204
>based jannies
>>7401187
>>over half the thread gone
>epik
>simply...
>epik


extra funny that it was my thread lmao, the guy who runs them usually HATES and CEETHES at me so much he goes on reporting sprees, even if we act up in his thread hes fine cus he feels hes in control of his little queer pet thread.... SAD! and trans

>>7394223
looks like yagawa in a wig....


>>7393013
>For me, it's Shar.
no we dont want your meat sack selfies shar

>>7403232
>>7403235
we get it, you jack off to trannies
o ply anything chav?

what pcbs do you own /vr/?

I play on mame but thinking of sickgrabbing some pcbs and flipping them later when I grow out of it. it is a lot to spend on a simple video game but I guess it's an investment.

>>7403245
just buy me shares

>>7403240
>o ply anything chav?
only darts and for the time played im doing pretty good, 2 180s yesterday pub league average, love it. i did play through NHL 95 recently but thats it, fun as fuck btw not into hockey at all but i love NHL games.

What about you?

>>7403247
you really should, did you hear about that retarded gamestop shares stunt? ppl became millionaires in a day lmao

>>7403247
already do
shares don't give you proper slowdown

>>7403251
>What about you?
final fantasy viii, 20 hours in
you should give it a try

what rpg we playing, /shmupg/?

>>7403275
nioh 2

>>7403271
thought this was matic, but you said only 20 hrs so 3 zeros missing. Nah ive even tried to play rpgs and cant do it, nowadays i like my games short and minimal.

>>7403275
I don't play rpgs, too boring and slow. I only play shmups.

No I won't tell you which one, not gonna dox myself here.

>>7403292
>talking about shmups you play is doxing yourself
why are you even here for then

>>7403292
>No I won't tell you which one, not gonna dox myself here.
oh ffs not another pazzy effort

dont forget to post your pb score with the initials blacked out even though the scores obviously yours lmao


>>7403280
your gurf a gamer?

>>7403292
the fuck you scared of?
>oh no some losers know I post here
lol what a pussy

>>7403294
Nice try but I'm not gonna dox myself by telling you my personal philosophies.

>>7403305
paranoid schizophrenia, the post

>>7403305
>my personal philosophies

pretty good idea who you are then.

>>7403318
shoot

>>7403315
>>7403318
t. bernays interns

>>7403323
ooooof tried to sound smart ended up sounding dumb

i think you mean his uncle freud or cousin anna... bernays was marketing.


>>7403320
>shoot
no! even trannies deserve to live! (lol jk)

rent free

>>7403330
you have to bring up your tranny fetish in every single post or what?

>>7403347
yes because its like whack a mole.. i mention it on the sly and you REACT, up you POP! lmao silly tranny.

>>7403349
this might be hard for you to believe but i'm not a tranny, and your obsession with trannies is as disgusting as them

>>7403335
bernays marketing dept got to him... he's addicted now

>>7403352
>is as disgusting as them
ok you're based and an ally.... join me anon we can become buffy the tranpire slayer.

>>7403356
i studied him and read his books... if anything im using his strats....

>>7403357
i'd like to have a conversation somewhere without people mentioning them over and over and over thank you

>>7403357
>noodle arm manlet fantasy about murdering trannies
cope

Why is this guy so obsessed with trannies?`