/vr/ - Retro Games

Ok but metal slug games are wank and Contra is King.

>>7357329
Fio has larger breasts than Eri.

The illness is fake.

Eri>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fio

>>7357474
The eternal debate

Give me a list of good shmups for a noob

>>7357496
MUSHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46vMsYGQLNc

i dont understand nip, what does this say?
stream starts in 5 minutes

>>7357496
R-Type

>>7357496
sine mora

>>7357496
G-Darius
Raystorm
Strikers 1945

>>7357560
Those are auto-scrollers

>>7357586
dude didn't specify

For me it's Outzone

>>7357526
Just some lads having true shmup discussion imo

>>7357526
>they're all wearing masks
fucking retards. don't they know viruses just pass through the fabric?

>>7357329
Because controlling a character that jumps and has physics is more fun that moving a glorified cursor around. Unfortunately there are a million good examples of shmups and only one great run 'n gun series (Contra), unless you include Mega Man

Why people hate auto scrollers? Because they feel so passive and predictable?

>>7357896
cause they're shit at them

>>7357560
>G-Darius
>noob
are you trying to kill that poor anon?

Being good at auto strollers is a good way to hate the genre and quit. All good western players barely play shmupsshmups or already quit years ago llol

>>7357778
metal slugs, demon front, gunforce 2, mystic warriors, sunset riders, ninja spirits, etc. All great

>>7357496
battle mania daiginjou

>>7357496

Posting my obligatory Compile list:
-GG Aleste 1-3
-MUSHA
-Super Aleste/Space Megaforce
-Gun Nac
-Blazing Lasers

Also Thunderforce III. You'll have to memorize the levels (where enemies out of) more than any of the Compile stuff, but once you do the gameplay is very easy.

ChoRenSha68k is a good doujin PC shooter as well.

Compile gets a lot of hate on this board from shitposters, but if you didn't grow up with shmups (I did not), Compile is an excellent way to learn some basics before moving on to Arcade and bullet hell stuff.

Giga Wing and Batsugun are good for when you want to start delving into more arcade difficulty.

>>7357913
it's very forgiving compared to other shmups and Darius series, no crazy bullets and enemy patterns are predictable

>>7357923
are you mixing up G-Darius and Darius Gaiden?

>>7357934
G, Gaiden is more difficult and moves much faster

>>7357356
Fio stinks!

Fio es fea

>>7357957
she reeks of smelly cheese and salami

Real thread:

>>7358019
>>7358019
>>7358019

>>7357496
Jamestown

Auto scrolling is bad but what's worse is levels that play exactly the same each time, too predictable is boring.

>>7357970
Because Fio is italian?

looks like the garegga tranny took the dadpill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjb6QoPo4dk

>>7358223
trannies never have dads thats why they end up tranny

>>7358367
>>>/pol/

>>7358367
Truth to this desu chav

>>7357496
Touhou 2-17

>>7357678
based and toaplanpilled

BIG fan of metal slug myself. Specially 2 and 1.

>>7358403
Trannies will never ever be women.

>>7358593
No one talked about trannies back in the day now dickhead pol users like you won't shutup about them. I can't wait for this shit to die.

>mfw pol haunts their minds

>>7357356
>>7357474
Who cares? They're underage.

>>7358675
this. has nothing to do with retro games.

>ZUN said autoscrolling schumps are an irrelevant dying genre and that his franchise should expand outside of it

Schumptards btfo

>>7358936
source?

>>7358936
Expand in what direction?

>>7358936
Yes right
Auto scroll + auto fire + totally predictable stages makes for an unengaging dull player experience.

>>7358950
the jarpig direction of course

>>7357329
Scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>>7358954
Sounds gay

just consoomed a new gaymer chair for long grinding sessions

>>7359010
what rpg u playin

>>7359017
final fantasy x
mushihimesama original when I need a break

>>7357496
gradius

>>7359036
based honest jarpig

>>7358807
Fio's 22 and Eri's 20. Also Eri is better than Fio.

These kind of shooters are just soo boring I tried dodonpachi daijoujou and its so slow and predictable

>>7359493
stop shitposting

Does this count?
It's pretty fun and still looks great, wish I could play it with someone else.
It even has Mega Man and BB Hood as secret characters. BB Hood is on those mini scooters, so cute

>>7359610
Yes. It's an arena shmup with bmup elements.

>>7359610
Good choice, of course it's not an auto scroller so the player feels in control and active.

>>7358951
>Auto scroll + auto fire + totally predictable stages makes for an unengaging dull player experience.
literliterallliterally every shmup lmao

>>7358936
I wouldn't trust the opinion of a guy who never made a good game

>>7359728
it's not an opinion, just fact
if he made a touhou jarpig he'd make it (even more) and the "players" would actually play it for once

>>7359769
touhou has plenty of players. the thing is that the fanbase and the playerbase have very little overlap.

>>7357474
i'll take "things only fags say" for $1000, alex

>>7359920
I use to be an Eri fan until I learnt of Fio's breast size. Things have now changed.

>>7359814
It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan when it's the only thing I care about for the series. Dunno why art or manga for it is even so popular, the character dialogue doesn't make sense in the games and they barely have a plot.

>>7358950
Think shmups and nights into dreams had a kid.

how does noscrollfag feel about gallop?

>>7360565
not an rpg so irrelevant

>>7358675
>I can't wait for this shit to die.
same with trannies. No one talked about them because they werent a fucking problem but now they are a complete nightmare and ruin EVERYTHING

>>7358404
>Truth to this desu chav
truth is the only currency i deal in

>>7360620
layers
upon LAYERS
of delusion

>>7360612
You'll be waiting awhile since they've existed for longer than you realise. Plz keep your Pol talk in Pol and not blue boards.

>>7360843
yes trotsky used them in the soviet social revolution in the same way they're being used today, it'll go on for a whilst and they'll over push as always then people will have enough and you'll be pushed back into the shadows again where you deviant fuggos belong.

>>7360678
truth is never popular

>>7360886
cors, just look at people reacting to trump getting btfo by us bidenbros

the cope never ends instead of accepting the truth

>>7360891
sorry im not interested in your binary american political tribalism.

>>7360875
>yes trotsky used them in the soviet social revolution
I knew there were native American trannies but didn't realise it was a social revolution even with them too. Thanks to your tranny research I'm now more informed. Thank you poltard.

>>7360905
>knows nothing about trotsky and the soviet revolution
>all his opinions and views are literally from the same material

yeah that's the thing, most of you have absolutely no idea why you think what you think or where it came from or what its purpose is.

trannies are on your mind 24/7. just drop the act and admit you want to down a feminine schlong already.

>>7360930
He's even bragging about studying them before coming to Pol.

actual chav quote:
>i did a massive investigation into trans years ago including very in depth psychology reports i wrote that even amb commended and actually ended up mirroring some of the academic work that came later and i saw first hand the deviancy and filth of the tranny community

get this inside your head chav:
no, we don't want you to shut up about trannies because we're trannies or love trannies or whatever stupid shit. fuck trannies
we want you to stfu because we don't want to think about trannies. unlike you, trannies don't live rent free inside our heads.
get a grip

>>7360994
This pretty much. I simply don’t care about grannies. The only time it’s ever brought up in my mind is when some retard posts “you’ll never be a woman” or something on here. I wish they’d stop being so obsessed with trannies.

>>7360930
>>7360948
>>7360960
>>7360994
>>7361012

ceething proto trannies

I've been using the sanwa stick with a larger actuator for a few years. It makes the diagonals way to sensitive. So I ordered the stuff to make underground electric's perfect stick. Shit was like $100, but we'll see how it goes. I figured I might as well trust the guy with the best shmup channel. Does anyone else use Korean sticks? Is sanwa terrible for shmups? Are large actuators a meme?

>>7357329
Metal slug was pretty awesome when I was growing up , they used to have the arcade cabinets around in the city i grew up in.

>>7360285
>he character dialogue doesn't make sense in the games and they barely have a plot
That's why.
The lack of characterization and narrative and the terrible art act as a blank canvas for fan artists to invent their own scenarios and designs.
They get to attach their creations to the inherent popularity of the Touhou brand, getting lots of visibility and feeding each other's headcanons.

>>7361161
sanwa's are a little too loose/inaccurate for shmups no matter how big the actuator imo, it's to do with how the microswitches trigger inside the stick. seimitsu ls-56/58/60's are great for shmups and the best option for someone who doesnt want to build a full collar korean style arcade stick, short throw and sensitive switches plus a quick return to neutral make for a nice experience. i've also never used a full collar korean stick for shmups, but i have used them for tekken and they are indeed quite snappy which i think lends to them being great for shmups
just avoid the crown 303fk like the plague, better to go all out and get a proper korean setup than use that abortion

>>7358968
Not necessarily. Raiden Fighters series has a good scoring system that doesn't require rigid routing like DoDonPachi or Ikaruga.

i never think about trannies other than when the /pol/tard brings them up

https://apnews.com/article/qanon-conspiracy-theory-recovery-4ea47c2966a41b30ae678e5f471f6070

There's help for you out there, chav.

>>7357496
Tyrian, Raptor.

>>7362481
stop wanking to trannies

>>7362481
Ok kid

>>7362481
Same here. I never gave a shit about them, but since they've infested the talking points of all the people I hate here I will always support them out of spite. I didn't even care/know much about them prior.

>>7360285
>It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan
because it requires effort
any retard can look at fanart, listen to music or fap to characters, but people with no experience with STGs struggle even with easy mode

>>7360285
The dialogue makes sense it's just very unorthodox.
You can read the prologue in a textfile that comes with the game (wiki also has all of them).
The dialogue is either making references to their youkai race or something obscure about japanese culture.
If you just play Touhou 11 or 15 as a standalone you're not going to understand anything, you start at 6 and work your way up, trying to get all the endings and beat the Extra Stages, different characters have different dialogues so you get more perspective. Things get expanded upon either in later games, or with manga.
Not saying that you should do it, if you want to just enjoy the gameplay, that's fine, but there's more meat that it seems if you try to care about it.

>>7362657
>struggle even with easy mode
only because excessive anime watching and fapping has killed too many neurons

>>7362660
soi, the post

>>7360285
>It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan

Because of the 'secondary' meme. We all know that the average 2hufag on /jp/ has never touched the games and just dumps images of the characters and even on /v/ they talk about which character they want to fuck instead of the gameplay.

>>7362727
Shmups (specially bullet hells) are hard to get into for any normie, not just weebs.

Is Guwange any good? Looking to get into shmups and it looks interesting.

I'm going full shmup
Say goodbye to your precious westie reckies

>>7362883
You realise /vr/ is even worse for this? I don't know the last time the shmup general even talked about games, because they're too obsessed with jrpgs and celebrities

>>7362973

>>7362660
I started at 6 but it still didn't make sense

what is /shmups/ consensus on this cute and funny game?

>>7363728
not and rpg so irrelevant

>>7363741
it's not an rpg that's true, how is it shmup related however?

>>7363745
these threads are a facade in reality everyone here hates shmups while loves rpgs. these are just threads to shit on shmups. I mean just read the OP, it's already doing that

kamui playing gradius with almost 50 viewers
dads won

>>7363915
more like Japanese players and viewers won
westies too busy playing elf and seeking jarpigs to watch their shmup videos

>>7363915
more like tr*nnies won

>>7363952
jap tranny: crushes dadregga
westie tranny: plays dfk novice
know the difference

>>7363964
Westie women can't compete with jap trannies either desu

>>7363978

>>7363978
t. elliot rodger

>>7362969
yep but its a big brain game that filters out the low i.q copycat shitters like ROBot

oi me guwange score was INSANE mate, me coulda been a conteder...

>>7364212
>conteder...

The thai bride english wearing off...

you mean rubbing off... check yourself before you wreck yourself B*TCH

>no job
>no gf
>no education
>no hair
>no wwrs
mfw

>>7364387
no hair is only a thing in jewmerica, eastern euros fucking love it

>>7364402
is that why you don't have a estern euro gf?

>>7364420
think i'd tell you lot if i did?

>>7364420
no it's cuz she's stinky

>>7364402
this is what I call cope

>>7364479

New thread

>>7357339
Contra is for Gen X faggots with receding hairlines.

>>7364495
contra 1 and 2 are some of the only games where the ports are better than the original arcade releases.

>>7364481

>>7364595
lmfaoooo reporting threads.. what a total KEK!

didnt see me doing any of that when i was in the OP.... bitch made 64 bit hyper faggot

>>7364694
see >>7364459

>>7364696
yeah seen it and it proves my point? dumb fuck lmfao. wont see me reporting anything like a little FAGGO BITCH

>>7364709
you lost... accept it, or cope.

>>7364751
lost how? reporting like a C U C K is losing mate, you don';t have the minerals son, cant take the bantz.

>>7364765
i didn't report anything mate. cope and seethe.

>>7364786
someone did.

what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>7364806
kali yuga

>>7364806
A neet chav with attachment issues getting repeatedly btfo by chad superplayers who have ascended beyond actual shmup discussion

>>7364829
>who have ascended beyond actual shmup discussion
um no sweetie i think you'll find its me that took us beyond shmup discussion.

>>7364862
t. napoleon complex

>>7364862
see >>7358661

>>7364371
nah brits use "wearing off on me/you"


B I T C H

>>7364961
cors u do bruv, cors u do.

>>7364495
OK Troon

>>7364991
fucking google it then you dense yank cunt

>watching auto-scroller streamers
Nothing more boring than actually playing the auto scroller

>>7357329
Strict routing would ruin the fun out of any game, treating them like a speedrun no doubt is awful. Auto scrolling shooters depend on that and are so predictable it makes a boring experience that feels the same every day you play

>>7365272
>Strict routing would ruin the fun out of any game
so what about learning a piece of music?

>>7365367
playing music gets you laid, unlike being a gamer nerdling

>>7364495
This is correct. Still like Contra tho.

>>7365397
you should play music for the sake of doing it, not to get laid

>>7365272
Routing is actually the fun part tho
t. full shmupper

>>7365367
You don't learn only one piece of music unless you're a poser. You learn music making, totally different.
People want to hear good music and making it takes creativity and multiple skill sets. If you mean some shitter who can only play one crappy song no one wants to hear sure, both are unfun and worthless robotic routine grinding. Not worth the time.

>>7365272
bullet hell and manic shooters don't rely on routing.

If you're not routing you're just dadflailing
Simple as

>>7365459
dadflailing is fun

the chad dadflailer
vs
the virgin route autist

>>7365451
Post your blind ketsui clear

>>7365438
Shmup runner cope. Stockholm syndrome. Break free of adhd autism routing and spice up your life

What's the first bullet hell on a console?

>shmup runner
Lol so true might as well become speedrunners, so pathetic and boring

>>7365485
My life is too spicy already, repetitive shmup autism keeps me grounded.

why does this guy hate shmups so much

>>7363728
I had fun with it

>>7363728
its good fun, can be a bit bullshit at times but its fast enough and fun enough where it doesnt get grating

>>7365520
he doesn't have his priorities straight and is regretful of the time he spent with them. yet here he is, seething, never letting go. sad.

Tricking new players into shmups is easy keeping good players is hard. They see through the boring save state grinding eventually and the genre is paper thin

you dont have to save state grind bro

>>7357560
>Strikers 1945
my man

just Psikyo shooters in general

>>7365548
Good point. Why do people shill shmups in the first place?

>>7365556
Cope scrub and shmup shill. Either you save state grind or you break through walls by repeating the easy stages over and over a thousand times inefficiently. There's no way to have genuine fun with these auto scroll games once you see through them. You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over.

kinda like posting on 4chan huh

>>7365520
he couldn't cope with the fact that getting INSANE scores in shmups was a thousand times harder than performing clown tricks on a bike... it completely broke his mind...

>>7365561
They have autism and don't want to admit they wasted 7000 hours on something not that fun and quite boring.

>he doesn't know about muh based arcade japs

>>7365582
>spending thousands of dollars on credits and living in arcades to make the numbers go up
We know all about those grass eaters and recluses.

>>7364495
contra 3 had a tank

video games suck

life sucks

>>7365607
Not if they have tons of variety and play different each time. There is a really great mmo but I won't mention because not retro.

>>7365625
Online gaming truly saved games from dying in repetitive single player hell.

>>7365625
>Not if they have tons of variety and play different each time.
you can just play a variety of games if you want a varied playing experience

>>7365648
>play some good games to better tolerate the stale repetitive shmups
Nah, cut the boring games out completely that means no shmups (not one)

>>7365662
stop coming to shmup threads if you don't like them, idiot

You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over. (posting about things you dont like)

Why do people know shmups suck? How will our discord get more dumb new recruits?

based dadclast

>>7365781
muuuuuuuuuuuh japon

>>7365781
based ultranationalist father

>chain replying to himself
Cringe and loser brain

>>7366046
different posters, schizo

>>7366073
>assuming it's about himself instantly
Exposed, found the schizophrenic

>>7365648
>>7365662
What's funny is most shmups take a few months to develop and developers don't bother playing beyond stage 3 or 4 before dropping the game and playing something fun instead. Like the guys at konami in the 90s. Meanwhilst shmup runners get suckered into spending hundreds of hours on repetitive routing sims.

>>7366083
says the schizo that thinks "it's all just 1 guy"

>>7366092
Shmup devs are familiar with slot machines, similar player conditioning. Each "run" is a pull on the lever hoping the stars align

>>7366095
Strong point. One of my friends who likes to play arcade games said the same.


>>7366093
He must've hit a nerve if you're crying this much.

>>7366092
Also funny some player obsessed over small details and trivia about shmups he never ever plays

>>7357329
Damn Metal Slug is the best run and gun.
Anyone remember the pictures of the characters the game would give you.

>>7365572
>There's no way to have genuine fun with these auto scroll games once you see through them. You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over.

I take it you've never played an instrument or done anything with a modicum of talent with your life. "Grinding" is just practicing. If you want easy video games, go play a modern AAA game that will hold your hand and dumb down sections that our too hard for your.

>>7366362
>talent
>shmups
Someone post that pastebin to btfo people who think shmups take any skill/talent and aren't just mindless muscle memo grind timesinks

I think a literal regard wrote it on a forum, but there's some truth to it.

>>7366362
>talent
>shmups
Someone post that pastebin to btfo people who think shmups take any skill/talent and aren't just mindless muscle memo grind timesinks

a literal retard* wrote it on a forum, but there's some truth to it.

>>7366361
Slugs are good games

>Gradius

>>7366423
Lol. They DO take skill. If you can't micro and macro dodge, heard bullets, commit things to memory, figure out some basic routing, calm your nerves, develop a little muscle memory, etc. then the development of that over time through oh-so-dreaded repetition/grinding (literally practice) is what building a skill IS.

You don't even understand what the words you're using actually mean. You're like an ornery parrot. That or you have successfully fooled me into believing you're retarded. What a cunning ruse.

What on earth even posses you to bicker so much about something you don't like?

>>7366526
*herd

>>7366526
This reply is the biggest cope.

>>7366423
Post the pastebin its hilarious

>>7366550
>This reply is the biggest cope.

Why?

>>7366515
actually laughed out loud

>>7366550
>>7366423
pastebin.com/3v6hnDn4

>>7366616
>pastebin.com/3v6hnDn4

>I began as a collector, was led to shmups for similar reasons to the hipsters and I, too, eventually came to idolize the pretenders.

>Thus, in order to invest the countless necessary hours to build skill in shmups one must foster a contempt for reality and other virtual worlds.

>To a shmupper

>While a superplayer braving the storm in itself illustrates their great skill, the pretender beginning the road towards skill only to walk away as soon the "fun" disappears merely indicates cowardice.

>If one is still at that point of having fun, the real fight has yet to begin.

>we need some sort of test to sort out the true shmuppers

Holy fuck, dude. This IS hilarious. Like...this is the most 4chan thing I have ever read. What the actual fuck.

For the record, I STILL enjoy shmups and practicing them to get 1cc's for my own amusement, but they're just fucking video games. Good god, you guys....

I wonder what it's like to be Plasmo. Must be nice.

>>7366515
kek

>>7366914
Hi Plasmo

>>7366674
>Holy fuck, dude. This IS hilarious. Like...this is the most 4chan thing I have ever read. What the actual fuck.

try and find the gus and matic one about girls then

>>7365448
>You don't learn only one piece of music unless you're a poser. You learn music making, totally different.


lmfao, someone knows absolutely nothing about classical.

>>7366914
>Playing fucking Pink Sweets 24/7 365 days a year for years

Yea must be REAL nice being that guy.

>>7365421
you should but it can be a nice bonus if shes a posh covert feral fuck pig who cleans her arse

>>7367059
>who cleans her arse
women never clean themselves mate that's why they're stinky

>shmup players
>disgusted by biological women
Yes, it checks out

>>7367170
Goodluck playing Warcraft or Call of Duty with that biological woman around.

>>7367183
CoD is a casual game for normie women though

>>7367208
I doubt that broad with the knockers could even hold a controller.

I'm gonna make it

>>7367376

>women never clean themselves

>>7367431
They certainly flush foreign objects down toilets only for you to discover later and have to fix yourself.

>>7365781
literally me when i have a kid

>>7367818
jesus christ hes tragic, how rejected do you have to be to become a weeb this FIERCLY?

>>7367845
seething cuz footcrab is SHIT and NOBODY likes it unlike based japanese music

>>7367845
>>7367847
willing too bet my cruise shares that chav doesn't realize the english text in the image is a bot translating ymgc btw

>>7367850
He definitely misread it, calling a japanese a weeb doesn't make sense

no job. no gf. no education.

>>7357329
Jilotzingo

>>7367913
No illness either.

reeee you can't like japanese things! only your own country (unless your a yank) and nazi germany!

>>7367992
Japs were honourary Aryans so it's ok to like them.

>>7367992
>your

American education.

>>7367847
footwork has a growing underground following in japan actually.

>>7367992
I like things from literally every country, except america

>>7368735
fucking THIS

everything exported from america is cheap, tacky, shallow and cringe

Footwork is basketball-american in origin

>>7368792
wat

its a derivative of chicago house.

>>7368852
Where do you think chicago is

>>7368739
their only culture is pop culture and corporate brand dicksucking, is really fucking lame.

>>7368905
oh you just meant black people? the correct terms then are ape hope and pavement simian

>>7369152
*hoop

Playing maplestory again

im playing nhl 94-98

fucking great fun

I think I'm gonna play Persona 3 lads

>>7369462
anything but shmups tbqh

For me it's shmups

>>7369512
This^
But replace shmups with something good instead

A.W.O.L GURF

FLEECED

>>7369791
Who is that girl, she's cute

>>7369791
>chav camping twitter

>>7369791
your just jelly of his thai bride

Chavez you could prob have a gf too, if you weren't so obnoxious, unlikable, short, bald and skillless, conceited, self obsessed, delusional, living with mum, unemployed, lazy, etc.

reject females

embrace Dao

>>7369901
uneducated, faking illness, stinky, on the dole, the list goes on...

>>7357329
>>7357356
lmao everyone knows that Tarma is the best and this is out of discussion
you can now go and cry hugging your raifu

Spanish ppl refer to themselves as "soi" lol

>>7364495
Contra: soundtracks touched by the hand of, powered by legendary 8 and 16-bit soundchips; pitch-perfect sci-fi and South American insurgent themes; genius levels and patterns that consistently challenge and delight
Metal Slug: much worse music with shitty ear rape audio quality; goofy nickelodeon reject theming; boring bullet patterns and platform placement

>>7364495
Contra: soundtracks touched by the hand of god, powered by legendary 8 and 16-bit soundchips; pitch-perfect sci-fi and South American insurgent themes; genius levels and patterns that consistently challenge and delight
Metal Slug: much worse music with shitty ear rape audio quality; goofy nickelodeon reject theming; boring bullet patterns and platform placement

>>7369847
>your

um no sweetie.

>>7369939
embrace dao, embrace females but see clearly, there is no rejection in dao there only is.


>>7369901
>>7369993
maybe i have one... ;)

>>7369805
that's who rob wants to be with but now he's got a consolation prize Thai!

skies or arcadia is soi

Chavez still coping and seething meanwhilst we're all making it

>>7371343
now he's pretending he has a gf LMFAO
the cope and lies never end with this guy

>>7371145
Tardo on suicide watch lol

https://www.captiongenerator.com/2128247/Rob-about-Chav

From Rick

>>7371225

tried a bunch of shmups today and didn't find any that fun, what am I doing wrong

>>7372214
nah senpai complete flop, didn't even watch

rick can't claim he's not ceething and obssessed whilst putting this much effort in to making content about it behind the scenes.... and it shows he lives here to, poor show, do not respect.

>>7372240
you're a functioning human with taste, dont waste your time

>>7371343
she has wonky lips, flat face and down syndrome.

>>7372240
you've done your shmup homework, time for jrpg fun now

>>7372263
>she has wonky lips, flat face and down syndrome.
says the 5 foot tall wojack looking guy

>>7372281
says the depression face skinny fat BFG

>>7372281
>says the 5 foot tall wojack looking guy

>>7372260
>nah senpai complete flop
chav says this every time he's been rumbled and btfo, take note

>>7372240
>>7372260
>>7372263
>>7372279
>>7372302
based samefag incel
back to vroom

>>7372331
says the guy who posts that image everytime hes flopped lmao good effort though... rick proved he's suffering from RENT FREE and comes here for the real entertainment cus guscord is shite

>>7372385
FLOPPED

>>7372415

>>7372415
R U M B L E D

Clast answer me. What race is your gurf and can I see her boobs? Please.

>>7372417
>>7372423

>>7372430
>not asking for snaps of her balloon knot
low T

this is Mushihimesama say something nice about her

>>7372447
>that forearm
Definitely a tranny

>>7372417
>this is the man who calls other people noodle arm
where does the machine gun projection end

>>7372470
>his forearms are smaller than recos
lmao

>>7372478
this post was well timed, he really does project non-stop

>>7372417
Why does he wear the hat?

>>7372503
to hide his shame (baldness)

https://www.youtube.com/watch/LH-i8IvYIcg

The dao does not work.

The dole* does not work

Are any shmup coming still to arcade?

>>7372810
Imagine the stench

>>7372816
>>7372810

>>7372810
Based tekkenchads

>>7372810
asian women, the desire graveyard of every failed western man.

>>7373248
beats the cope on the doleyard of every mald neet init

>>7373325
If i didn't understand the word cope and it's application i'd date a thai hooker with poor english aswell.

>>7371225
I agree that Contra series have far better BGMs, but the rest is wrong senpai

>>7372447
Hey hime-sama, your games have amazing soundtracks, thanks for these blessings

>>7373413
>senpai
Wtf, I didn't typed that, and I'm on PC

>>7373418
>no-miss to stage 5
https://youtu.be/M5PqnUm2XAU

>>7373413
>I agree that Contra series have far better BGMs
you only think this because you have 3 onion meals a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rV7Oj5BP18&list=PL35CB7EB56058B881&index=14

>>7373248
Elaborate on this cope chav

>>7373425
f am = senpai, senpai
autocorrect desu

>>7373453
whites are the best race, if you settle for anything less you're a cuck.

>>7373453
Learn reading comprehension and i won't have to.

>>7373453
asian women are extra stinky

>>7373459
Nice, now I've been exposed as the newfag

daily reminder a good friend never ever had a girlfriend, cited all these weird reasons even claiming a-sexual but obsessed over morning musume, soon as he started studying jap at uni suddenly he has a girlfriend who's japanese, rinse repeat he would go with any jap that would look his way, then he moved japan and married one.... 7 years later he's a full on tranny and she still lives with him somehow..

True story, it's nearly always weirdo westie men, weak, sois, rejected ones that go asian.

>>7373487
the cope never stops with this guy
not to mention the PROJECTION that's positively bursting from this post...
>never ever had a girlfriend
>cited all these weird reasons even claiming a-sexual
>weirdo westie
>weak, sois, rejected
>trannies on your mind 24/7
all sounds like a man who "won't" get a girlfriend because girls are stinky

>>7373515
I've presented a literal factual anecdote mate, it's YOU who is coping because the truth isn't convenient...

>>7373517
>I've presented a literal factual anecdote
literal room temperature iq. anecdotes have never had any value in any type of argument. you are just projection coping, simple as.

>>7373517
>generalizing a single anecdote from me tranny ween mate
>no education, couldn't even move to japan if he wanted to
Just chav things

>>7373541
Oof seems it struck a nerve.... funny how truth does that, bit close to home is it lad?

>>7373552

>>7373560
yes it's clear from the emotional response that you aren't coping well...

>>7357339
The only good title in the franchise is the uprising contra hard corps

It took the konami decades to break the craze for cinematic sequences and limited gameplay.

>>7373548
>wanting to move to japan

>>7373515
Oof it really is true isn't it... Cee simply cannot accept himself for who he is, a westie gamer reject, a real life soijak. Could he be lgbt as well?
>no job, no independence, no desire to move out
>banned everywhere except 4chan
>dedicated his life to guwange, wipeout, me bike, me darts, and me juggling, all literally just games
>lurks in tranny cords """just to see how degenerate they are"""
>downloads taoist and nazi ideology to cope instead of just doing the obvious thing
It's ok to be a weirdo chav. If you accept yourself others will too, as long as you don't molest any kids.

>tfw no comfy arcade to stop in at after work and do some credits of the shmup you're working on this month
Feels bad broskis

>>7373724
>all literally just games
life is just a game

I've had yellow fever since I was 12 and had a crush on the only korean girl in my school. If you like em, you like 'em. Simple as.

>>7373515
>>7373724
clp is on infinite layers of cope and delusion and he's downloaded incompatible views like pol and daoism lol, nothing he says makes any sense and just comes off as insane blabbering of a failed dude desperate for some approval, specially from his idols clast and pasky (who find him insufferable it seems). Sad!

New to /vr/. Are the threads always like this or just the generals?

>>7374729
Like what? Can you be specific

>>7374737
Yelling at some sperg about asian girls instead of talking about video games.

>>7367992
no way that picture is fucking real lmao

>>7374632
mfw waiting for SEETHE n COPE for breakfast tomorrow

Hey cee how do you explain this??
https://twitter.com/PiggPunished/status/1357093155825479681

>>7374750
Yes some shmup talk and some banter

>>7374941
>how do you explain this??
simply honorary


>Yes some shmup talk and some banter
what shmup talk?

Gonna dadflail thru Super XYX tonight

>>7375283
>game with flying dicks
Why do u hate yourself?

What's the best 90's shmup and movie combo for tonight?

>>7374729
not really, this time we managed to talk about games for like 10 posts but don't get your hopes up

>all posts about tr*nn*es and yellow fever deleted
another day, another 3 hours of save state grinding after work...

If you want to play shmups I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a grind session ain't one

Is Deathsmiles a good horizontal shmooter?

>>7376592
>is it good
it's a shmup so...that's unlikely

>>7375816
thats just a plus to me
what other game has flying dicks

>>7376592
It's sideways bullet hell if you want that

>>7376592
Cave's only good game

>>7376951
>>7376991
well if you put it that way, okay

>>7376754
demented?

>>7376571
what's she smell like bros?

>>7377068
Knowing the Chinese; sweat, sour milk and some heavy flower-scented perfume

>>7377068
>>7376571

>turn shmup music OFF
>turn jpop ON
ok time to enter the flow state

>>7377086
for me its prog rock

shmup girls! yuck! >>7376592

Literally only play video games and deal with weeb shit anymore because all the hot fob chicks are into it for some reason.
They think you're a chad for playing shmups because they have no spatial awareness at all.
>tfw they all play jarpigs
>tfw chav will SEETHE at this fact

>>7377108

>>7377108
>UNLEASHING MY OPTION

5h17 st4n3 i see you.

>>7377167
Ok very cool, feel special?

>>7377226
i do thanks

QUICKLY
Name the last SHMUP you played and thoroughly enjoyed.
Strikers 1945 was a blast

>>7377267
You're just a coomer

When do shmups get fun? I have 10 1ccs and hated all of them

>>7377285
Time to idle in discord and gossip about cheaters and posers imo maybe share some shmup factoids no one cares for

>>7377267
super xyx

>>7377086
I sure hope you're playing one with shitty music like the original Donpachi.

>>7377285
you the guy from the bmup thread? if so, then just fuck off.
if you've cleared 10 different shmups and several bmups and hated them all, maybe video games just aren't for you.

>>7377285
Are you me?

>>7377285
what games?

>>7377267
Musha aleste.
Cool music and badass intro

Anyone who plays the same shmup(s) daily has a mental illness and is escaping reality through hypnotic pattern repetition.

>>7377557
hell yes brother

>>7377557
Agree with this strong point. My friend (Henri) came over and said the same thing while we had a casual coin of Gradius together. I'm more of a survival player but I had to agree.

>>7377612
Ahh yes a daddy shmup player. The worst of the worst.

>game bad
>strong point my friend said the same thing XD
Kys or at least learn idiomatic english before machine gun samefagging

>>7377167
another name made up by me.

>>7377226
my best mate fucking loves belgium and moved there, your mental issues are entirely holding you back.

>>7378003
>every area in belgium is the same
room
temp
IQ

>>7378042
>grown adult cant move around a country with cheap accommodation and opportunities

>my mate from england who doesnt even speak fucking french managed it in a day


72 HIT EXCUSE COMBO

>>7376991
>Cave's only good game
That would be Dangun Feveron.

>>7378269
h i p s t e r

>>7378051
>everyone has the money to move anywhere they want in the country and get a new job with equal pay and benefits while maintaining the same cost of living
you are embarrassingly stupid

>>7378269
granpa pls

>>7378287
>you are embarrassingly stupid
almost as if he's a manchild neet living off mummy and daddy and dole with no life experience besides doing clown tricks on a bike and conducting deep underground investigations on trannies

>>7378287
more excuses.... my mate went with nigh on nothing just some benefits money he saved up, he shares a place with some artists and thats it, networking and community.

you are embarrassingly full of excuses.

he's since made 30k on shares though with invested welfare money lmao

>>7378294
no life experience? lmfao not only have i done more than you ever will ive also lived abroad, back to your loser drone office making coffee for danny chang and raj patel

y’all, what about Guardian Heroes?

>>7378375
>jarpig elements
>forced cutscenes
>poor game balance
it's shite

>>7378375
loved it as a yoot but if youre playing saturn get the memory card expansion.

>>7378386
>>jarpig elements
that's good

for winners its Belgium

for sT4N3 it's Failgium

>>7378316
t. retired toilet cleaner on the dole

Chav stalks the shmup community hoping to find a bigger loser than him he can pick on. But we know too much about him. He is literally the biggest loser.

How can I get better at shmup?


>>7378294
I feel bad for parents and the doctors he must be abusing with his lies, copes and self delusions. Hopefully his mum cuts the ambilical cord so he gets a taste of reality or ends up in the looney bin bouncing off walls in a nice straight jacket.

>>7378874
He threatened suicide when his mum took his internet away, yes he's almost 40.

>you can emulate all the 360 cave shmups now but the audio doesn't loop
finally got to play saidaioujou but it was awkward

>>7378874
tell me how i know you're an r9k poster?

you flopped senpai and you can't even use language properly lmfao

>>7378891
how come every time i skim either the fps or the shooters threads is always discussion about autistic trannies, sexual deviants and manchild neets ? wtf? is like every dev and every fan of this shit and these long ass threads are just discussing that

>>7378817
>stalks

>been in it literally longer than nearly all of you

fucksake you can't get anything right...

>>7378659
RETARD ALERT

>retired
but also
>on the dole

??????????????????????????

lmfao you thick fucking cuntermensch

>>7378921
Video games are literally for losers and the communities have the biggest percentage of mental illness ever seen, i point this out thus they get butthurt and try to reverse it onto me but they really are the tranny y soi y pro virgin

>>7378891
>He threatened suicide when his mum took his internet away
The way of the buddha

>>7378935
>try to reverse it onto me
>try
it takes no effort at all, by any objective metric you are the ultimate loser ;)

CHAV IS stalking us since he was kicked out of every shmup scene and quit the games years ago, now all he does is creep around looking for gossip and 'the scoop" on players that might be bigger losers than him. He desperately wants to find bigger losers than him so he can feel like he's better than someone and has the right views. It's the biggest cope!. He mocks people in a mean spirited way because he's a bitter man with no life, no goals and nothing to be proud of. He even tried to troll me in Twitter, someone who never knew he existed, but I got to him easily! Now everyone sees the truth about chav and he's alone and sad and can't hide his ugly personality with "baby" or pol memes!

>>7378921
>>7378935
t. Brit with mental problems, unemployed but has gamer glasses

To the 36 y/o unemployed chav living with mum I would recommend getting a decent job and moving out.

chav machine gun btfo

>>7379094
Baby = bants
Darn this autocorrect

>>7378913
Sdoj isn't playable seriously outside arcade pcbs.

>>7379094
some big juicy truths here

>>7379094
also he is soijak irl

>>7379094
I have chat logs of cee trolling our shmup discord obsessively talking about pedophilia, age of consent and how he likes hebes. He did this many times for some reason. That boy is not well.

>>7379253
>boy
he's a middle aged man(child)

>>7379207
its beatable and full fps but yeah the music thing is depressing.
also need to get the dlc working like muchi muchi pork

jobless scum of the earth

the virgin neet gamer playing 12 hours a day
the chad jap superplayer playing in between his 12 hour work shifts

>>7379741

are there any 2-loop games that change up the soundtrack for the second loop?
seems like a wasted opportunity imo

I'm thinking of making a shmup game, but I haven't actually ever played any myself. Any tips on shmup design?

>>7379987
Idle in discord and post 3000 posts per week, share tips no one asked for and lie about your achieves. Never get that 2-all and jump to a different game. Stream 40 minutes a week to keep up appearances so you can seem like you're one of us. That's a good starting point imo.

>>7379998
Alternatively you can get an education, find a respectable job and a loving wife and have a fulfilling life.

>>7380104
t. hollywood brainwashing

The illness *IS* fake!

>>7380347
>hollywood promotes good values
wat