/vr/ - Retro Games

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Anti? What do you mean? You want pics of nintendo agents destroying clones?

>>719060
http://tcrf.net/EarthBound#Copy_Protection
Stuff like this

>>719070
Well how is that related to the pic in the OP? You seem to be praising it.

I'm fine with clones, my favorite ones are the ones copying the gb.

Does anyone know if typical shitty Famiclones like the OP's pic can be modded for NTSC/PAL? Or is it different PPUs like with the real consoles?

>>720096
I want this if this is real

>appearance of high accuracy color

Hell, I'll dump a couple while I'm taking a dump.

>>720168
>I want to believe

>>720170

>>720174

If anyone can find it there is a clone all in one system.
I call it the Evil Penguin Due to it's glowing red LED eyes when you turn it on. I shit you not it actually is a penguin.

muh fav

>>720183
eh it's not games related, I'll post more

>ROB

>>720185
is this actually a castlevania game of some sort?

>>720178
Well I'm nearly done with my shit and my computer is about to shit the bed so I'll end with a classic.

>>720196

>>720196
I actually have that thing, my friend was in chinatown in NY and saw one of those and got it for me as a gift

>>720170
Holy shit.

>>720203
oh come on, that one has to be a shop

>>720205
heh, I love this shit but I never find any of it.

>>720213

Here you go.

>>720203
>Overlord leaves his wife

I crack up every fucking time

Jackie Chan approves

Why do they have those guns? What do the guns do?

>>720265
Must have been a hell of a divorce if they made an action game of it.

>>720270

speaking about guns

>>720227
The Treamcast actually does play Dreamcast games though.

>>720270
Light guns?

comfy

>>720276
I had this one best nes clone I ever had you plug the cartridges in the bottom where a mem/rumble pack would be in a normal n64 controller. in the bottom of the middle handle there is a port for a second pad. It's a really great design overall shame the stick breaks easily.

>>719003

get on my level

>>720204

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Holy shit.

>>720292
Oh also it doubles as a lightgun with the Z button being the trigger.

>>720289
What do you even play that thing on?

>>720302

I'm intrigued by the antenna

>>720270
Keep in mind the vast majority of them are NES clones.

>>720302
>>720306
I had a few famiclones like that they use a rf antenna instead of a cable you plug a antenna into the tv and search for the video like you would normally search for a channel. It produces image of horrendous quality btw

>>720321
>antenna based connection

Well shit.

>>720327

Yup. Really fucking terrible quality. I mean, a little kid probably wouldn't give a fuck, but everyone else would hate it.

>>720317
>>720281
So they're zappers? I wonder why they chose a different design, but man would it be cool to play shooting games on those, especially if you put some extra weights in there.

>>720349
Famiclones always come with some shitty zapper clone at least in Europe they do.

>I bought my son a Polystation 3 console but he told me he wanted a more modern console?

>However I always hear him saying that Polystation 3 is the latest in videogame technology but now that I bought him one for his birthday party he barely plays it and even noticed him kind of disappointed. Is there something wrong with these consoles? Are they just marketing and no content?

>>720393

This made me sad to read. I feel bad for that parent, they're just trying to make their kid happy

>NO CONSOLE REQUIRED!

What kind of sorcery is this?

>>720276
Oh I also remembered that it has built in 99999in1 cart with bomberman, mario, and some other classics. Favorite clone by far.

>>720204

>>720196

>>720363
Is that a Turbografx clone?

>>720785
>no select
>no run
probably a fucked up SMS clone

>>720469
I actually have this... Comes with a gameboy thing too.

>>720489

>>720785
>>721171
>A&B, select, start buttons
>reset button on console.
>cartridge slot

Most likely another Famiclone. SMS only has two buttons on the controller and a pause button on the console.

pic: not mine (don't know where I put it) I know there's at least one another anon here with this.

>>720096
That's a real-ass looking gun.

>>719003
I think I have the NTSC counter part of that. Just called SUPER VIDEO GAME and can play NES games. Got it at a garage sale as a bundle with some N64 stuff

>>721418

>>721454
dendy does it right.

get on this level scrubs

>>721454
Holy shit, son.

That's some serious goddamn firepower.

>>720469
Oh shit, I have that. 84-in-1. The gun works great too (sometimes)

>>720227
>WiWi

I have a 9000000000-in-1 console that looks like an N64 controller, and has a famicom slot on the bottom.
I really need to find that.

Well helllllloooooo.......

>>720193
>Prince Banana
>>720198
Nah I think it's the GBC game Dracula Crazy Vampire.

>>721404
What is that and where can i get one?

>>719003
I have the nes version of this.
Actually I wish it was like OP's so I could play famicom games on it.
It's a pretty sweet clone, honestly.
The controllers are cheap but surprisingly responsive and it has 70 games built in; most of them are early famicom titles and they're all pretty good.
Bought it for lulz, but in the end I was impressed with it.

>>720227
>Double Games

>>721404
I got that, different controllers though

>>720096
>9999999 games in 1
>9999999 fucking launch title games in 1

More games on release than the PS3, Xbox360, Wii U hell, anything.

>>720420
This. It must be so confusing for those poor parents...
Remembers me of the time my dad bought a wii, a few years ago, for my little sister, and he bought a silly shooter game with it, because it came with 2 extra 'controllers'. They were of course just empty pistol shells.
I explained it, and he understood it, but I just felt so bad for him for some reason, because he looked so lost and confused the first few seconds ._.

>>720281
>portable DC
>6 button gen controllers
mite b cool

>>720227
>PCP Station

I'm so fucking high

>>720294
>get on my level

challenge accepted

>>722875

>>722875
>>722876
I want it.

>>722795
more like 8 launch titles repeated a million times

>£20
>free shipping
should I, /vr/?

>>722897
>Wireless controllers

Absolutely disgusting.

>>722897
nah

>>722897
they also have a regular genesis 3 for the same price, but not WIRELESS

>>722906
OP, look for this if possible.

>>719003
But get this if you can't find the above noted.

>>720265
same here mah nigga

>>722875
>>722876

give that to me RIGHT NOW.

>>722875
>>722876
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
http://www.ebay.com/itm/KING-CAR-911-FAMILY-VIDEO-GAME-PLAYER-CONSOLE-RARE-1994-/200503049319?pt=UK_VideoGames_VideoGameConsoles_VideoGameConsoles&hash=item2eaee9bc67

this is great

>>723047
Report them for counterfeiting.

>>723047
> Item location: SAFE WITH ME !, United Kingdom

>>723063
I need to somehow blackmail them into sending me that system.

>>720294
is that this thing?

>>720216
I want this backpack sooooo bad

>>723005
I wonder what this would be if you tried to play it...

>>723287
BF3 duh. Don't you read?

>>723287
Three battles on a field.

>>720216
Looks like someone has been drinking out of the Yangtze.

>>720174
Anyone actually tried playing that? What is it?

i had two of these when i was about ten, theres two different models but i had two of this one. 128 games built in, i got a lot of fun out of it, would like to get one again. Atari clone from what i can gather

>>723645
heres the second one if anyones interested, maybe, just maybe someone else had one lol

>>723645
Is it "Super TV Boy" or TV Super Boy"?

>>723681
honestly dont know lol very little info on it, might have a dig around on the web tonight.

on a side note i just picked up a wii with 8 games, a ps2 with 10 games,eyetoy,3 controllers and memory cards plus an original playstation with 6 games including goddamn abes odyssey from a carboot sale for £30

>>723645

My grandma had one of these when I was younger. It's all Atari games, including pitfall in several recolours etc

bump for great justice

>>723748
yeah the pitfall clone! i loved that one so much, so fucking simple yet so good, it had quite a few good ones on it, i remember one that always disturbed me, it was a mouth or something and there was different foods flying across the screen ( very rough description, dont remember it too well)

there was a version of desert strike on it too, that was pretty cool

>>720174
anyone got a d/l link? that could be sweet, i doubt it, but it could be

>>720146
I swear someone needs to make a game and give it this cover.

Bonus points if they name it "GAME", even if it sounds like creepypasta stuff.

I really wonder how the decisions on these designs are made.

>>720469

That controller/gun combo looks rad

>>720227
>No Prido 64
for shame

>>723765

Haha yeah, it was called HAMBURGER or Fast Food

>YOU'RE GETTING FATTER

>>724147
thats it! dunno why it creeped me out so much lol. i just got a torrent of atari games so i'll have a play after i get system shock 2 up and running, never played it but heard good things

Hey perfect thread, can someone help me here?

Basically, is this a fake game? I bought it on ebay like a year ago because I hadn't played it yet, and I didn't realise that the carts were supposed to be gold because I'm retarded and didn't do any research.
From what I've played it seems like a perectly functional game, but then again I haven't played a definitely-authentic version of Pokemon Gold so I don't know how much it differs from the original.

Notice the black cart and no Nintendo Seal of Quality. Are there any things in-game I can look for to confirm if it's a bootleg?

>>724453
It's bootleg alright.
Easiest thing you can do is open it up by using that phillips screw there and compare the board to pictures of a real one.

>>720193
>dongkey

Why doesn't someone produce a Famicom clone you can get RGB out of?

>>724453
The sticker is misaligned too.

>>724540
My guess is Famiclones aren't popular in countries where TVs have SCART.

>>720393

>>724594
I guess french NES has RGB Scart output but i's just a composite to rgb adapter stuck inside the case.

We doing this now here? Okay, I have a whole fuckton to use.

>>724453
Easiest way to spot a fake Nintendo product is if they use Phillips screws instead of security.

>>723650
These were legit, they used to sell them in argos, a pretty big, well known catalogue merchant in the UK they had a load of atari games on it.

>>724787
ah right, i always wondered where my parents got them lol

>what are dreams

>>720489
thank you for the amazing laugh!

>>724470
>>724576
>>724742

Thanks for the replies, damn that sucks, I gave him positive feedback and thought it was the best thing ever because I got it for like £3, which is pretty good for a pokemon game from ebay. Eh, at least it gives me an excuse to pick up a CIB version of it, shame I'll probably have to spend about £30 on it though.

So what exactly is Overlord Leaves His Wife about?

>>725278
>High Class Weapon

>>725278
>High Class Weapon
>adult Inspect to protect

what the fuck

>>720227

>>725278
this is pretty much the scariest toy I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTFYoGkgfdY

got banned for posting the link to this thing yesterday

>>728268
how come you still posting

>>728440
it was a one day thing

>>720168
Oh my fuck
It's a polystation
With vegita
oh my fuck

>>723781
>>724942
>Holding the controller like this.
Derp.mp4

>>720276
I have this!
It came with two controllers but only one was a lightgun and the computer never fucking picked it up.

bought this last week

>>722875
Now this is console design.
Unlike all current gen BRICKS.

>>723047
Cool, but not for that price, dammit.

>>723719
It's just a theory.
A game theory.

>>729474
that might actually be worth something.
if its a famicart.

>>723650
I have one of those, I think I bought it pre-web; or at least when usenet was the main communication medium. I recall there was some big shit raised at the time about it or how the seller was selling them.

>>728808
It's probably not even the kid's own hand.

>>720227
"Woah! A PS3! A miniPoly Station 3! Ok....so it's not an ACTUAL Sony Playstation 3... I know Grandma meant well, maybe there will be some cool games for it! It's christmas, I could enjoy some RPG that isn't really Final Fantasy..."

>Open it up....
>A Tiny Screen
>Soccer
>I don't even like Sports Games
>It's nothing but a Field Goal simulator
>That's it.
>Press A to have your shot blocked


"Well, Anon how do you like your new PS3?" "Uh, it's...uh..."

>Can't help but cry

>>728268
hehehe @ that cartridge

>>723781
I should make a label out of that for this.

>>731997
You will WIN the internets for doing so!

>>731997
Do it to it mah nugget

take your time and read it

why is it called anti-piracy? the games are fucking ripped off of originals

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>>735903
There's a standalone "GAME" bootleg of that harry potter game at my local pawnshop, I shoulda bought it

>>735903

I have a GAME USA Color Advance cartrigdes too.

It even has the same sort of 'holes' in the upper corners.

>>735903

I also have one of those GAME USA Color Advance cartridges.

It got some other games on it, but it have the same sort of 'holes' in the upper corners.

>>735909
>$540
I'm willing to pay this

>>735935
This game would be awesome.

How do these threads count as /vr/?
These things were always garbage and anybody who had 1 must have had super shitty parents.

If this was a /Lego/ board. These threads would be like posting Mega Bloks.

anyone remember this one? i swear every kid in eastern canada had it

a surprisingly solid line up of titles on it, too

came across this one a few weeks ago. there's about 200 variations/hacks of bomberman and circus charlie on it.

on the plus side, it has adventure island

I picked up this guy at the thrift store a couple months ago. All I know is that Famicom games fit in the cartridge slot, but they won't play because the system is PAL (and I found it in California for some reason).

>>738029
most are just nes-clones/pirates/bootlegs

>>738029
They are/play retro games?

The board's name isn't "/vr/ - LEGITIMATE RETRO GAMES AND RETRO GAMING UTILITIES"

>>738071

Found at a flea market about 2 weeks ago. Dude had more of these, but I just picked up this one.

Thanks to threads like this I can't shake the impression that all of China is just one big knock off factory and flea market to sell said knockoffs.

>>738342
well, they do make a lot of the legit shit we use too, but yeah, lots and lots of ripoffs coming out from there

>>724739
fake, and not very funny

>>738347

The Chinese have a charming and bizarre understanding of American pop culture

>>725542
probably would be good for circuit bending

>>738361
>Wanted
>John Lennon
>It's Indiana Jones
>My fucking face when

>>737967
I have one of those. 34-in-1 Game usa color advance... it's a neat novelty but not too funny since the label is just the name plus 6 boxarts of some games on it.
mostly crap games which is a shame.

hey /vr/ wanna play some Edu Family Game? I've got a cart with Street Fighter 12 and Tekken 3!