/vr/ - Retro Games

fuck coomers

>>7360884
Nah I can still play the classic games whenever I want. Just because they made some piece of shit reboot doesn't mean I have to acknowledge it.

>>7360918
You just did

>>7360884
But its right here, you posted it

I'm fine with the idea of re-inventing her. She wasn't all that memorable outside of being coomer bait. The issue with the new version is that it's not interesting and it's not coomer bait. It's just nothing.

>>7360884

Its okay anon, humanity tends to like to do things to the extreme and then one day decide its bad and do the exact opposite.
It was like that with the hippies, which was followed by the coke fueled explosive 80s.

>>7360893 is experiencing his hippie moment, and he thinks it defines him.
Only for time to go fully lewd again in a couple years and he will be shocked and cry about how its nothing like it was during HIS time.

2030 Dark Queen will be wearing an even skimpier outfit and a big green strapon and rendered in 16k resolution.

>>7360929
I mean just because I don't recognize it as part of the Battletoads series doesn't mean I'm not going to pretend it doesn't exist. It's a completely different thing that has nothing to do with the Battletoads I love and only happens to share the title. Hell I'm pretty damn sure that everyone involved with it had nothing to do with the classic Battletoads games.

>>7360884
???

>>7360884
>Almost nobody recognizes Chapman on the street but nearly any preschooler or school-age parent has likely seen his work. Now in its fifth season on Viacom Inc.’s Nickelodeon and Nick Jr., Paw Patrol is the most-watched television show for preschoolers this year, according to Nielsen, and Viacom estimates the show has generated about $7 billion in global retail sales. In the fourth quarter of last year, the research firm NPD Group found, Paw Patrol got the largest share of U.S. licensed merchandise sales from kids under 15, topping the NFL and Disney’s Frozen, Mickey Mouse and Star Wars.

Think a little

>>7360953
How would you reinvent her?

It looks like they tried to tone her down but went overboard.

>>7360978
It's Canon. Battletoads changed, change with it

>>7360974
Sounds awesome, I hope we have good vr by then

>>7361013
>It's Canon.

>>7361013
I don't like it. Sure, Battletoads has changed, that still doesn't mean I have to kiss the ass of MAPS (Masquerading ASSHOLE PEDOPHILES), the dummies at nu-Rare, the fucko yidrats who run Disney nor Susan "femicommie" Wojicki nor (((CNN))) nor the pedophiles at Salon and Viceland. Have fun dilating with those HRT pills.

>>7361059

>>7361059
>nu-Rare
Outside of their NES and DKC series Rare never made any high quality games.

>>7361059
Go back to /pol/ buddy.

>>7360884
>dat pic
Obviously old Rare did not know how problematic that photo was. Luckily nu-rare sees the error of it's old ways and corrected it to be a new non attractive PC version. Thank god progressives are in control to fix such messes in current day.

>>7360884
at least I still have my tradwife

>>7360884
Is Op's pic from Battletoads/Double Dragon, Battletoads in Battlemaniacs or Battletoads Arcade ('94)?
Anyway, it was always enjoyable watching the Toads best her in the games mentioned above.

>>7360893
So true.

>>7360884
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/VKgREquZayA

>>7360974
2077 Dark Tranny

>>7361059
>>7360974
Who care? Op is butthurt and that matter.

>>7361059
based

>>7361059
>Susan Wojicki
>Ban word like pedo
Wonder YouTube is so ruin.

>>7361059
How many layers of /pol/itics are you on?

>>7360884
She hardly appears as an active character in any of the games. You didn't lose much, it's just a pair of tits.

>>7361620
He's describing reality, sadly.

>>7360893
You don't have to pull out your cock and rub one out to show admiration for the female form, psycho faggot. Most people don't. They're called normal people.

>>7360884
Who's they and how could they do that?

>>7361351
Arcade.
And what the fuck was going on about nu-Queen's weird rant about her "garbage butt"? Who in their taunt talks about how her ass is both large and then likens it to garbage?

>>7360893
Fpbp

>>7361682
So you'd rather Social Justice cucks take away everything we enjoy, rather than fighting to keep them? Okay zoomer.

>>7360893
I don't like looking at ugly women, I like looking at attractive women, I like to look at things I like in my entertainment, it has nothing to do with fapping. Everyone around me is fat, ugly and stupid, I deal enough with this bullshit in real life, I don't want it leaking into my entertainment.

>>7360884
upon inspecting my library of roms, I can safely say this was not taken from me

>>7361059
T A K E
Y O U R
M E D S

>>7361682
In the original Battletoads and in Battlemaniacs on top of being the final boss she shows up between each stage to taunt you. You see her through the whole game. How is that not being an active character?

>>7361000
Keep the old proportions, keep the new outfit.

>>7361682
>it's just a pair of tits.
If that's not worth fighting for, what is?

>>7361059
Based and Galatians 4:16pilled

>>7362312
He's not here to discuss, only to grift. It's why there's so many people itt pretending to be retarded and going "nope my copy I still here"

>>7360884
What's the new one look like?

>>7360953
>it's not coomerbait
It is for the nu-generation of /co/mblr fags.
They're genuinely that disgustingly degenerate, worse than furries on average.

>>7362343
Zero tits and super sassy. I don't even want to pirate new Battletoads its that much of a turn off.

>>7362343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGObbY31hZw

>>7362362

It's like a battletoads parody made by the Kim Possible fags.

>>7362373
but with bad writing

>>7362362
>>7362360
I thought it was fine if that was a kids show, but then the overly stereotypical homosexuals came on. If their market is adults, why not make her a little more risque?

>>7362409
The game is weird and doesn't seem to know what it wants. It's simultaneously trying to be the wacky kids cartoon, the jaded adult comedy, the "watch this friday at 4pm only on Cartoon Network" mainstream appeal, and the "hey, remember THIS old thing from this 30 year old franchise nobody actually remembers?"

It feels like a case of too many chefs.

>>7360884

>>7362409
But she spreads her asscheeks and tells the Battletoads to eat her ass. I don't know why that's OK but titties aren't. Maybe the children eat so much ass these days that it isn't even considered sexual?

>>7362423
Oh, and then if course there's the part where it shits on fans for not liking changes from the original.

>>7362424
kek

>>7362409
>remove boobs and sexy
>put shit fetish and fags
current gen in a nutshell, lel
thankfully not all zoomers are a lost cause like millennials(aka boomers 2.0), and next gen is going to be based.

>>7360974
>>7361723
>>7362067
lol coomers

>>7360893
>>7362451

You will never be a woman
You will never pass as a woman
You will never be lusted after like women are
You will die alone wearing a bra

>>7360985
great collection

>>7362636
Based

>>7362362
What even is this? It's like some sort of really shitty rejected Adult Swim pilot. Why are there so many long "jokes" about poop and farting?

>>7362751
Redditoids are obsessed with excrement. They call people pissbabies and shitters, talk about shitting themselves as a term for excitement, meme about "thicc" boota.
If you look at the circuits of consciousness, this relates with the second circuit, which controls territoriality and dominance, which is why they're obsessed with Twittler and cancelling people.
Greetings from /x/.

>>7360893
You probably drool for cocks.

>>7362427
Oh yeah thats a staple in modern day cartoons. Its like the whole industry went from adults making cartoons for children to emotional manchildren making cartoons for manchildren over the span of the 2010s.

>>7360893

>>7362779
/x/ is by far the most retarded board and that is certainly saying something when it comes to 4chan. I don't know why anyone would advertise of being a poster there

>>7363056
>>7362427
For a couple of years now i've noticed that attitude for almost the entire entertainment industry, for some reason they love to kick the hornet's nest and shit og base who enjoyed the original content and made the brand famous in the first place, then the current brand owners start crying online when it's not well received, it's twisted

>>7363542
that would go to /lgbt/ actually.
people over there unironically butcher their body and give each other aids, for free

>>7363553
no, /x/ is way more retarded and it manages to be even gayer, somehow

>>7363563
Have to disagree, anyone who willingly cuts their body or gives others aids, or wants to receive aids , and even encourages others to butcher their body is first place on the retarded list.

>>7362067
>Everyone around me is fat, ugly and stupid, I deal enough with this bullshit in real life, I don't want it leaking into my entertainment

Please tell us what it is like to be one of the beautiful people, o handsome prince

>>7363553
>/lgbt/
/co/ is even worse these days.

>>7363571
no, /x/ posters are the first place, by a long shot

>>7360884
The reboot has been retcon but the final game had her be a 50-something breast cancer survivor, that is at least worth something.

Originally in the reboot you were going to beat up her 12-year old daughter but Rare rejected it hence "Breast cancer awareness 50-something year old" it is.

>>7361682
>You didn't lose much, it's just a pair of tits.
>it's just a pair of tits

You know nothing, John Snow.

>>7363923
>You know nothing, John Snow.
hecking good pop culture reference, have an upvote sir

>>7363923
About that... >>7363730

>>7363549
And then you have Cobra Kai which pays homage to the series that spawned it, and seems to be well regarded by fans new and old.

>>7363730
studio run by retards, jesus christ.

>>7362362
that is some awful art. The design is really boring too.

>>7362636
>>7363523
coomer

>>7360884
I have a big tiddy gf

>>7360985
Why do they always put this collections on inferior kiddy shit systems (consoles) and not on the only hardware that truly maters in the big picture of things (PC) ?

>>7361059
Well said.

>>7362636
Based as fuck

The people marketing Battletoads knew the redesign was complete shit, that's why they hid her appearance in the trailer. She only appears for a single frame.

Couldn't they have kept her as a dominatrix? It's not like anyone is jacking off to Battletoads.

>>7361059
Take your meds

>>7360974
i can’t wait for the second sexual revolution

The people complaining about her new design are ironically the same people who want trad wives and disgusted by female degeneracy lmao

>>7362448
lmao what kind of dumb zoomer who would post this shits a really dumb one

>>7363968
that series is horrible

>>7363968
>well regarded
Yikes

>>7364440
Not him, but Cobra Kai is definitely entertaining with the first and third season. The second season sucked balls though. Either way it's worth watching because of hotties like Courtney Henggeler, Peyton List, and Diora Baird(who has an onlyfans account and posts nude pics/vids).

>>7364369
I love the Dark Queen. Too bad SJW faggots had to ruin her image with her new look.

>>7360893
no, those sad cunts usually just fuck themselves

>>7363542
Did you even read my post?
>>7363717
Repeating it doesn't make it true.

>>7364513
Even a tranny who dilates themselves is smarter than any dumbfuck who thought Trump was going to overturn the election and have Biden arrested: (You)

>>7364440
no it surprisingly isnt
i went in having that exact expectation but it's good

>>7364582
>randomly crying about Trump unprovoked
What is wrong with redditourists? He's not in office anymore, you can start charging him rent.

>>7362362
they really did make nutoads for literal preschoolers, huh
compare that and the music to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc2bNVtj7o0

it's not like battletoads was ever an adult franchise
here's another example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_TYktjv6I
nuyoshis island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7LhKK-95l8
yoshis island

these two never were anything but franchises for kids but the difference is so drastic that it's frankly sickening, it's as if the soccer moms won and the most boring, safe, corporate manufactured ideas are the only ideas allowed

>>7360884
The only battletoads games that matter on this board have this dark queen. Fuck off to /v/ and then kys.

>>7364716
>random
You said to explain why /x/ is dumber than /lgbt/. /x/ and /pol/ have practically the same bathshit Q shizos who are legit dumber than trannies.
Need me to provide anymore /x/ theories more retarded than /lgbt/?

>>7363542
/x/ is less retarded and more just outright insane, like a man writing elaborate theories only he understands on the wall with his own shit

>>7362067
>everyone around me is fat ugly and stupid

Like when you look in a mirror?

>>7364803
not really, it was retarded but insane maybe a few years ago, right now is just a retarded retarded, wose than a fundie christian fb group since all boomer evangelical and baptist shills got to it.

>>7364803
yeah, they think they're a woman when they're actually a man, insane shit.

>>7362067
>Everyone around me is fat, ugly and stupid
and I'm guessing you are too

They took this from you

>>7360893
Who's behind this post?

>>7364795
>>7364803
>>7365425
>>7365443
>>7366040
>>7366226
Cool video games

>>7366226
>jews created the porn industry and trying to push it everywhere
>jews want to censor the female figure and get rid of sexual material
Can't you retards pick 1 schizo theory to stick with?

>>7366226
The eternal anglo schizozionist

>>7363549
the Jew cries out as he strikes you

>>7364613
>>7364493
i never the liked idea villain being main guy. that’s why i don’t like it.

Nobody took shit, it's all based on trends. Sexy big-tittied villains will come back, and you'll all go back to complaining that the jews are responsible for pushing pornography on gentiles again.

>>7360884
Go out and touch a female breast for a change, you miserable fat fuck.

>>7367330
they do that though. thing is, sexuallness isn't inheritly wrong just jew porn

>>7367409
>sexuallness isn't inheritly wrong just jew porn
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the tinder girl that poses like a whore for a profile isn't inherently a slut. It's just the sex (without me)

>>7367164
Johnny was never the villain though.

@7360893
You lost

>>7360884
Who did?

>>7367668
The woke leftists assholes working for Microsoft.

>>7360884
Its okay, we got chicks with giant tits in the new rayman games instead

>>7367746
Money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7JuMmCQpe4

>>7362779
RAW is a fucking hack. Enjoy your neckbeard astrology.

>>7367784
There's no money in wokeness.

>>7367784
I meant that they want the nickelodeon, cn and disney market. you can't make a lot of money with the old design

>>7368119
Battletoads had a "Saturday-morning cartoon" and there was no change done to Dark Queen's costume. If it wasn't problematic for 90's kids it shouldn't be problematic for modern day kids.

>>7368186
The biggest moneymakers are cartoons that have no sexual or violent content

>>7360893
Mega based

>>7368186
I think that's what bugging everyone
the change was so unnecessary
>>7368237
See, that's what you would THINK, but Teen Titans Go, ground zero of this kind of style, has entire episodes dedicated to LADY LEGALUS

>>7364582
kek, obsessed

>>7368186
the world wasn't fully mentally ill yet

>>7368237
>sexual content
>a leotard

Fuck off, mutt.

>>7368607

Most parents are not willing to pay for products that are 'objectionable'

Numbers don't lie.

>>7368617
it's just single mothers, they don't matter

>>7368607
we need to ban the beach

>>7368186
>kids
That's the thing, the game doesn't appear to have been meant for today's kids. She flips off the Battletoads and spreads her asscheeks at them. So, it wasn't meant to not upset current kids, it was meant to not upset the 90s kids who are now late 20 to early 40s sőybőys, LGBTs, and jealous social media women who wrote scathing articles and/or tweets about games which dare to feature women who have anything more than B-cup boobs (unless said woman is morbidly obese). That's what's so sad and pathetic about it.

>>7368654
The parents control the money. with the exception of teenagers I don’t see a parent buying merchandising from a game featuring this type of character

>>7360974
>strapon
w-warty butts...

>>7368663
me and my friends proves this wrong, your logic is severely flawed, even by today's standards.

>>7368703
man I’ve seen children opening this kind of non-offensive content while they were alone

From an early age they are programmed to consume this type of product

>>7368186
>If it wasn't problematic for 90's kids it shouldn't be problematic for modern day kids
If this is problematic, they better cancel wonder women. fuckin hypocrites have so much cognitive dissonance, its astounding.

>>7367459
thot culture is wrong, but again, sexuality isn't learn the difference you meme brain mutt

>>7364436
Found the lost cause.

so butthurt trump lost you're crying you can't see vagina bones in a cartoon for small children

>>7369257
Take your meds.

>>7361059
absolutely based

>>7368237
So why Nu-Battletoads bombed?

>>7369554
>Bombed
Proof?

>>7364350
lol die

>>7368237
Yeah I don't think so.

>>7368237
you ever heard of anime?

>>7360884
what an ugly bitch

>>7369582
nah

>>7369580
Even in Japan the anime that SELL is the one that is aimed at younger children or has no offensive content. yaba is an exception because it is a cultural product hello Reiwa

>>7369594
Bait

>>7369615
Search for the real numbers. skip the lists of anime sites and take a look at the business sites

>>7369582
Ugly how? She's sexy as fuck. I'm guessing you're a leftist faggot.

>>7369620
bait

Compromise?

>>7369642
Never compromise

>>7369642
i fucking hate thicc fetishes. 4chan has been trying to show down my throat for years that having a fat ass is some how attractive.

>>7369628
>I'm guessing you're a leftist faggot.
Did a leftist fuck your gf? rent free.

>>7369642
Don't encourage unhealthy body types. Thank you.

>>7369672
>>7369698
samefag

>>7369642

>>7369698
this is a bit of a conspiracy from me, but i suspect a huge pusher of Thicc are women themselves. Because having a big ass is easily achievable from eating a lot or doing squats, while having big tits are genetics.

>>7366218
Pastel has only gotten more sexualized.

>>7369705
both are still true

>>7369723
still covered up, still terrible

>>7369724
>everything is a conspiracy
meds. now

>>7369759
ive seen women embrace thicc and ass fetish more than big tits. just saying

>>7369672
>>7369698
>i fucking hate thicc fetishes. 4chan has been trying to show down my throat for years that having a fat ass is some how attractive.
>Don't encourage unhealthy body types. Thank you.
But the original dark queen also had a big ass.

>>7369784
bait

>>7369672
bait.
>>7369723
What a perfect Dark Queen.

>>7369784
>But the original dark queen also had a big ass.
citation needed

>>7368237
What a dummy. In the 90s all the big cartoons had sexy content
- BatmanTAS was done by Bruce Tim who gave all his women the perfect pin up bodies and did a sexy girl art book
- X-Men had Rogue and her big ol booty
- Beast Wars had big golden titty Blackarachnia
- Gargoyles had Demona naked half the time
- Animaniacs HELLLOOO NURSE!

>>7369812
bait

>>7369724
>Because having a big ass is easily achievable from eating a lot or doing squats
Going to say that women support it for reason 1 and not 2. And to be honest, I don't think most guys are thinking of a muscular ass when talking about a thick butt. Yeah, sure, some like a muscular butt and some muscle tone can add shape to an otherwise fatty butt, but ass crack length and propensity to store fat on the butt/hips are genetics as well. There are many apple shaped women who have a big flabby gut but can't even fill out a regular pair of bluejeans.

>>7369829
they should stop being fat, there's too much fat acceptance

>>7369816
yet, none of those shows held a candle to a shows like ducktales or spongebob when it comes to revenue.

>>7369698
Have sex, incel

>>7369856
bait

>>7369859
Bait this, dweeb.

*rips a gigantic wet fart*

such an iconic design still remembered after all these years, love it

Remember how hippies were turned into a running joke about them being dumb and smelly with stupid ideas?
yeah, that's how the SJWs are gonna be remembered.

>>7369856
Daily, thanks.

>>7370032
>are gonna
I already do

>>7369872
This is actually nice

>>7370032
>being dumb and smelly with stupid ideas?
I immediately thought of /pol/

>>7369693
No, but I fuck a Leftist's girlfriend right in front of his beta-male ass. ;) Keep seething, Beta.

>>7369723
Nice.

>>7370074
projection

>>7369628
She has a fucking man face. Looks like a tranny. Put a bag over her head then maybe.

You now remember Duane and Brando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWh0M3b-20

>>7370084
> ;)
>so insecure he needs force an emoji
You were definetely cucked by a leftist
>>7370104
Nah. Q schizos are going to go down as the dumbest retards in modern history.

I WAS going to say
nice animation
nice music
nice character interactions
They brought battletoads into a new era and it's silly but the toads are not wimpy at all they actively want to be badass so I feel like they kept the spirit the same, down to the super excaggerated punches and kicks

Then I got to this part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqgamn5mjQg&t=5677
>lel lets bring up the design change and mention entitlement!
and it went back to being cringe

>>7370765
>entitlement
I can't believe they were stupid enough to go there.
Hope they don't feel entitled to fans' money, sure would be awkward if somebody... went broke.

>>7370276
You're full of shit. I bet you think that Contrapoints looks hotter than Dark Queen, despite the fact that Contrapoints is a crossdressing male pretending to be a woman.

>>7370316
False. I can tell you're projecting though. What's the matter? Did someone cucked you?

>>7370871
Contrapoints is hotter than Dark Queen remake.

>>7370084
>right in front of his beta-male ass.
You boast about getting your cock out in front of other men? Christ Anon you need to get your life in order.

They could have made $$$ had they released a DLC original Dark Queen costume.
>>7369754
>still covered up
>Her double D knockers can barely be contained

what's crazy is this was on purpose
like, we would all be singing a different tune if there was even a chance of executive meddling because some higher up was really uncomfortable with the dominatrix look

>>7360953
>anything I don't like is bait

>>7371417
he did bait you with meme words

>>7368607
The amount of sexual content in the Mario & Sonic video games was seriously unbearable. Both Nintendo and Sega should be sued for releasing such trash.

>Eat bugs
>Defend minorities online
>Persecute those who say the N word
>Cancel all who oppose us
>Everybody is a Nazi except for us
>It's MA'M

>>7370871
>I hatewatch youtubers and let's plays and know all their names

>>7371167
>Dark Queen remake
I'm not talking about the "remake". I'm talking about the original Dark Queen. Which we both know is a billion times hotter than that ugly tranny freak Contrapoints.

>>7371197
Actually he walked in on me & her. But he was too afraid to tell me off due to me being too big for him to fight, so he just watched while in tears. He was basically a Dale Gribble, if Dale Gribble was a Leftist with blue hair and wearing women's pants.

>>7371736
Hatewatch? I don't watch any of the content of YouTubers I don't like. I just hate trannies period.

>>7372191
It's time for your meds now

>>7372210
>meds
I don't do drugs. It's like the FBI warning says to it's gamers. (pic related)

I thought /vr/ was the better /v/. Why do we got trannies and twitter crazies defending shitty modern games here?

>>7372418
Being paid to push the Overton window

>>7370871
>contrapoints
How come right wingers know the names of more trannies and leftists than actual leftists? Literal rent free

>>7372418
>I thought /vr/ was the better /v/
It's better because /pol/ propaganda is made fun of appropriately

>>7372509
First off, trannies are Leftists. Secondly how come you leftist atheists allow God to live inside your head rent-free and know more about the Bible than the average Christian? I'm an atheist, but even I don't waste my time reading the Bible or hating on a being I believe doesn't exist.

>>7372418
Because ever since /vr/ allowed 6th gen discussion, a whole lot of zoomers came in ruining this board. I rather not see topics about PS2, Xbox or Gamecube. But here we are.

>>7362067
You'd be able to live amongst fit folk if you didn't wasted your life cooming to achievement p*rn

>>7372518
Faggot

>>7369816
>forgetting the highest tier of them all

>>7372534
>trannies are (only) leftist
Nope.
>Secondly how come you leftist atheists allow God to live inside your head rent-free and know more about the Bible than the average Christian?
Where the hell did this come from? LOL
And the Pope is leftist. No shit leftist would know more about the Bible when the biggest figureheads of the Church are left leaning

>people who have been corrupted by capitalist identity politics
>leftist

>>7361059
very based and truth pilled. so sick of retards with their heads in the sand getting ass raped by china and (((liberal))) autocrats saying 'This is fine'

>>7372635
>LGBT For Trump
LOL That's about as real as the "Trump" supporter waving a Nazi flag.(Turned out to be a Bernie supporter who was trying to make Trump supporters look bad).

>The Pope
Is actually a Satanists promoting a Catholic religion, not a Christian one. So of course The Pope is a Leftist. Christians tend to be conservative.

>>7372721
Leftists live breathe "identity politics" and vote for corrupt politicians like Joe Biden(vote blue no matter who). Also there's nothing wrong with capitalism. Capitalism allows retro gaming to continue to exist, which is why we now have FPGA clone consoles/emulation boxes, as well as HDMI solutions like the Carby for the Gamecube.

>>7372721
Identity politics is as far left as it can get. Also, corporatism =/= capitalism. If there's one thing where the right and left agree, is that neither want kike corporations to run a totalitarian dystopia.

>>7372796
>That's about as real as the "Trump" supporter waving a Nazi flag.(Turned out to be a Bernie supporter who was trying to make Trump supporters look bad).
Are you really trying to deny there are neo nazis on /pol/ who do nothing but jack off to hitler?
Also, they are completely different. No one outside of 4chan views lgbt for trump as a bad thing. People see that as Republicans trying to be more universally appealing. Everyone, again outside of your stormfront bubble, sees Nazis as bad. Most people do not want conservatives to be associated with nazism. By making Trump supporters look like nazis, you lose vote. By making Trump look like he's okay with lgbt, you gain votes. There is no reason to fake LGBT for trump like there would be with nazis for trump.
>Is actually a Satanists promoting a Catholic religion
Wait a minute. You're atheist yet you believe in Satan? LOL okay.
And it's not a matter of the popes morality. The point is people who study the Bible are more left leaning. You need to read the Bible and study church history to become a priest. You can't just become a priest for being "Satanist". So yes, people who are more read on the Bible and religion in general are left leaning. Most Christians, despite you thinking they are Satanists, are left leaning.

Bible in general is left leaning. It teaches people about forgiveness and repenting sins; that's why Jesus forgave and let a prostitute be one of his followers. Meanwhile, right wingers condemn people and think no one should be forgiven ever AKA Muslims and blacks. Jesus would be against the lack of forgiveness right wingers have towards non whites.

Ironically, Judaism and Islam fall more in line with right wing politics. Jews believe in them being the Chosen people, much like Hitler viewed Aryans being the chosen people.

>>7372889
Holy fuck are you seething

Have sex.

>>7372903
Cope

>>7372889
>neo nazis
These "neo nazis" you're referring to are Leftists, hence why they support the LGBT. Nazism is actually left-wing. Hence why Hitler & Stalin were allies. Also if there's "LGBT for Trump", that loses votes for Trump seeing as though every religious group(Christians, Muslims, Catholics, Mormons, etc) is anti-LGBT because they view homosexuality as a sin. So it's likely Trump would lose the Christian vote because of it. And of course conservatives are against Nazis, they're anti-socialists.

>You're atheist yet you believe in Satan?
I never said that. I don't believe in or worship Satan. But I do recognize that the Pope is a Satanist. No one who is Christian is "left-leaning" due to the simple fact that Christians are anti-abortion. Leftists/Liberals are pro-abortion. Also Christians aren't Satanists, I never said anything like that. If you knew as much as I do, you would know The Pope actually worships Satan and that the Catholic religion is just a cover. Christians & Catholics are not the same.

The Bible is right-leaning, not left-leaning. If the left knew anything about "forgiveness" and "repenting" sin, they would stop hating Conservatives, they would forgive anyone accused of "racism" or "rape". But the Left doesn't because they love to lie and they love to hate conservatives and condemns them. Right wingers on the other hands forgives and condemns no-one. Right wingers don't hate non-whites. I think you've been drinking too much of the leftist koolaid.

Also Hitler was a left-winger and a social justice warrior. He called white Jews "racists" and accused them of stealing the Hebrew religion from black people.

Which reminds me, I'm a right-winger and I use GTA3 to mod Nazis & Commies as pedestrian gangsters, so that I can kill them in the game. Because National Socialists and Communists are a cancer to society.

>>7373006
>These "neo nazis" you're referring to are Leftists, hence why they support the LGBT. Nazism is actually left-wing.
/pol/ would call you a tranny for this statement you know. Seems like we're on the same side
>So it's likely Trump would lose the Christian vote because of it
Unlikely. You are thinking of fundamentalist Christians like Jehovas, not protestants who are pro lgbt. And even if they hate trump, they would never in a million years vote left
>But I do recognize that the Pope is a Satanist.
But none of these Christians are claiming to be one. You are just calling them Satanists because you actually believe he exists and people can unknowlingly worship him.
>Christians are anti-abortion. Leftists/Liberals are pro-abortion
What Bible verse do you have to back this up? I think you are forgetting just how many rules you can interpret from the Bible, hence why there are so many Christian sects. Jehova Witnesses don't believe in blood transfusion or birthdays and would call fellow Christians, Satanists for allowing it.
>the left condemns conservatives and condemns them
And right wing Christians don't condemn leftists? For all the cancel culture that the left does, right wingers are hands down the biggest condemners. You do not think black people, refugees, and illegal immigrants can redeem themselves. You already view gay people and trannies as irredeemable subhumans.

>Which reminds me, I'm a right-winger and I use GTA3 to mod Nazis & Commies as pedestrian gangsters, so that I can kill them in the game
But don't you see the irony in this? /pol/ would call you a tranny for going against nazism. You being an atheist would automatically make you a leftist to most Christians on this board.

It's sad, but you and I are ironically on the same side.

>>7369672
hahaha
>shove down throat
>the ass is too fat
hahahahaha
you might want to
you know
shove something down your throat while you feel a nice firm muscular ass...
sounds like that's what you want.

wooooo.

ya can't write this, folks. i didn't. just read it out loud.

>>7373006
here comes the boomersplainer

>>7367164
then why did you watch karate kid?

>>7368186
that cartoon dark queen literally looks like she should be voiced by fran drescher

>>7373381
I honestly just dislike that artstyle, it's too "Go! Animate" looking

>>7367131
>Jews want to limit secual relief to only platforms they control
it is one theory.

>>7372509
I've never been to a website that talks about trannies more than 4chan. Just about every thread will eventually mention trannies.

>>7374443
either trannies or black penises. Both of these are american obsessions

>>7360893
fuck off twitter

>>7361013
>It's Canon
DmC wasn't

>>7362751
>. Why are there so many long "jokes" about poop and farting?
I know why
a local "fartist" named TeniousOddity did a clever edit of that one scene of nu-Queen taking a huge brap and pantypoop,

after that went viral, people kept associating the game with that.

>>7368237
no excuses

>>7374113

Yeah its a terrible "safe" art style for children, like calarts.
Kinda weird that they're currently raising an entire generation on being sissies and learning them to rat out people when they say the naughty words.
Even right now there are guys going round saying you're bad for liking tits. fucking clown world.

>>7367131
Battletoads isn't porn though.

>>7369843
source?

>>7373006
>So it's likely Trump would lose the Christian vote because of it
Trump's base was the christian vote and that was never going away. As for LGBTs for Trump, well, he was always a vain, queeny, limp-wrist.
>Nazism is actually left-wing
western countries post-WW2 protected high ranking Nazi insiders and secretly relocated them. Many former Nazis lived their lives in essentially witness protection, and others ended up working for various intelligence networks to break strikes, unions and left-wing uprisings.
>The Bible is right-leaning, not left-leaning.
the bible is up to individual interpretation. Different denominations will use the bible to explain social and moral crises differently.
>Hitler was a left-winger
Hitler purged the more left-leaning nazbol members of the NSDAP.
>He called white Jews "racists" and accused them of stealing the Hebrew religion from black people
Fascists have an inconsistent and self-contradicting belief system.

>Which reminds me, I'm a right-winger and I use GTA3 to mod Nazis & Commies as pedestrian gangsters
is it 2016 again?

I have already cummed to the fart edits several times by this point. Coomer gods cannot be stopped. Deal with it.

>tfw you'll never work for the Ministriy of Pornograhpy

>>7372518
>blah blah I hate 4chan and my discord mod cycled me off shitting up /pol/ because I was crying after being told how I will never be a woman

>>7375610
take your meds schizo

>>7375618
Yes, using half understood buzzwords out of context is exactly something an election raider such as yourself would say.

>>7375646
>election raider
sorry your guy lost
t. not an American

>>7375669
It's all good, I have four years of smugly telling people "I told you so" to look forward to. Sorry about the whole not being an American thing.

>>7369642
nice

>>7360884
I played the new one on gamepass, its really good with incredible animation. Cutscenes are so bad that I would actually be embaressed to play this game with people over and you can't skip them and have to watch them each time you restart the level.

>>7376332

Arcade is the only game in the franchise that has good animation

Why animation fans confuse quantity with quality

It's baffling how you people go from a sexy dominatrix to identity politics straight into questioning the sexuality of all participants in this thread.

>>7376368
This proofs women are root of all evil.

>>7374443
Because 4chan is the only place where people can say something slightly negative about trannies and not have to worry about some prissy faggot mod deleting and banning everyone. People come here to vent.

>>7376882
No, people come here to talk about retro video games.

>>7376882
>people can say something slightly negative about trannies
Nice romantization. Its more that /pol/ election tourists can't shut the fuck up about them in every single thread they're in no matter the topic. Replace niggers with trannies in this image

>>7376948
>>7376882
I do both. Fight me.

>>7360893
yes please

>>7361059
extremely based

>>7377217

>Thinly veiled off-topic thread
If you want to bitch about some shitty modern game do it on >>>/v/

>>7377217
April is now black?

>>7378379
And poorly drawn, apparently. Is that a cheap deviantart fanart or something?

>>7377217
This is why SJW/Woke/Leftism should stay out of our video games and cartoons. Apparently they don't like sexy women.

>>7377217
I'll let the french do the right work.

>>7379004
Nah fuck 'em. They ruined SOR4 with ugly mutt designs.

>>7362067
damn you are over the target and getting lots of flak.
what the hell is going on in VR?

ahem

Fuck vrannies

>>7379056
Streets of Rage has had blacks in every title.

>>7378672
Black April is better than nu-Darkqueen.

>>7378672
The joke is that the show she comes from has some of the best western animation in recent years.

>>7379056
Let me guess, you're a Nincel who enjoyed Final Fight more because it only has white people? Okay boomer.

>>7362356
>>7364432
>degenerate

>>7361013
Sir, this is /vr/, I suggest you take your shitposting back to /v/

>>7380019
Yeah, just not in that ugly muttified artstyle. Seriously fuck French studios.

>>7380091
filtered, N-lover :^)

>>7381146
I didn't like the character artwork at first either but you got to admit Blaze and Ms Y are top tier Coomer material.

>>7381167
Fuck me that spritework is ugly. Fuck you muttloving Frenchies.

>>7381175
What are you a fucking faggot?

>>7381178
Silence, French muttoid ;^)

>>7381180
Not until you admit shes a qt or you're a gay boi

>>7381175
nice argument

>>7379004
>>7377217
>>7369723
>>7361000
Why do only Japanese get it right?

>>7381195
Neo American Comic/Cartoons nowaday all look like cheap flash animations by 12 year olds.
What happened to your industry? Seriously.
Then theres even the thing that all your game studios force this unbelievable ugly artstyle(s) in games. Puke.

>>7381190
No, fuck that butt ugly artstyle

>>7381175
When you see SoR5 or SoR6 being done by actual mutts, you will learn to appreciate what SoR4 offered.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808872721_285b8875b3_o.gif
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808872461_2d28d2c5a8_o.gif
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808316348_b172ac4493_o.gif

>>7381175
When you see SoR5 or SoR6 being done by actual mutts, you will start to appreciate what SoR4 offered.

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808872721_285b8875b3_o.gif
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808872461_2d28d2c5a8_o.gif
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49808316348_b172ac4493_o.gif

>>7361000
>How would you reinvent her?
I wouldn't, I would keep her the same, there is no need to reinvent her, never was.

>>7381267
haven't played the game but the few times i've seen it, i've noticed some animations looking similar to SF3's, pretty suspicious

>>7381353
>there is no need to reinvent her, never was.
Got to reinvent yourself bro. Not the 90ies anymore.

>>7360884
They took E3 girls from you

>>7381619
He's right though. Very few people ever saw the Dark Queen yet her design is iconic enough to be recognized immediately. I've never even played Battletoads yet I could recognize her instantly. You underestimate how strong the initial design is because "MUH COOMER" or "MUH SJWs OFFENDED"

>>7381735
>Very few people ever saw the Dark Queen yet her design is iconic enough to be recognized immediately
Because it's generic as fuck? Sexy lady in a black leotard, long gloves, thigh high boots, and a cape has been reused and recycled by everyone.

>>7381772
If you wanna cry and seethe do it on plebbit, troon.

>>7381735
Dark Queen is not iconic.

Iconic is if there is a strong chance someone on the street will recognize her. Her design is pretty generic, though I'm sure you're go at length trying to explain to me how legendary her costume is.

>>7381776
He's not crying or seething in that post. Do you just spin a wheel that decides what buzzwords you're going to use in a post?

>>7381792
idgaf you whiny ball-less bitch

>>7381796
>can't respond without buzzwords

Prime NPC material.

>>7381772
>Because it's generic as fuck?

Is it though? how many video game characters are actually dressed like that?
I mean, yeah its generic in S&M porn, but not in video gaming.

>>7381809
Not an argument

>>7381353
Her face is not bitchy enough.

>>7381848
Her design does not exist in a vacuum. You wouldnt call a video game story good just because it was good by video game standards, for example.

>>7382000

I still feel the dominatrix look is not used all that much, if anything i wish it was used MORE.
now had you said ninja or karate guy or emo faf, then yeah.. thats overdone.

But a dominatrix? hardly.

>>7382017

>>7382039
This trio appears in almost every type of Japanese game

>>7382017
Can you list more? I'm genuinely curious, I feel like I don't see it much. There's obviously a lot of 'generic sexy woman'.

>>7382039

That's more laughable than sexy, its not dominating when I'm lolling.

>>7373006
>Nazis
>No guns
sauce?
Didn't nazis invented full auto?

>>7381772
not an argument, describing what she's wearing to undersell it doesn't make your point valid

>>7381619
>doesn't see the irony in his post

>>7382168
>literally what she's wearing
>no don't describe it

>>7373006
Peak Neocon/Neolib posting, although it's basically the same shit.

>>7364334
dilater

>>7373006
>Because National Socialists and Communists are a cancer to society.
Based. Too bad they only managed to get rid of only one of them back then.

>>7382227
We would be in a far better timeline if fascists had won instead of marxists.

>>7381167
The Y twins are the most boring designs in the game
Not ugly but disappointing

>>7382252
Maybe, but I'm not a fan of either.

>>7382151
He's talking about gun control you dummy. And the Nazis certainly made sure to make it illegal for jews to own guns before putting them in camps lmao.

>>7372630
I swear to God if I had internet access as a kid id look up furry porn and be a full on fur suit now

>>7382017
>I still feel the dominatrix look is not used all that much
Streets of Rage 1 and 2 are full of leather clad dominatrix enemies. Hell, in 2, they even wear a cape that they toss off before they begin fighting.

>>7382179
not an argument, again

it's up

https://mega.nz/file/iMlA3brJ#mlWJBPzB9t6w1Qo2d_kvT82WlpefhYJ-I0jCLiMKrxw

>>7381772
>easily identifiable
>generic af
you're a retard

>>7361059
extremely based in schizophrenic tendencies

>>7369698
That is a cartoon character with a waist as big as her forearm. What a stupid culture war lmao

>>7369672
fag

>>7381785
For a character no one ever saw due to how difficult Battletoads was, I'd say iconic is apt (in a classic gaming sense). Maybe there's a better word, but she wasn't a nobody in gaming spheres for a reason.

>>7384720
Dark Queen was in the intro.

>>7384720
Well, to be fair, her most provocative and exciting appearance was in the arcade intro graphic which ramped up her big ass plus huge tits with a minuscule waist aesthetic to 10.

>>7384794
>>7384850
very true

>>7384850
How fucked of a development did the arcade game have where they didn't have the time or money to include the actual final boss to the game.

>>7380827
>not wanting half-naked women in children's games whose sole purpose was to attract horny teenages who would do anything to see thighs, tits, and ass is now degenerate

>>7361000
Keep her 7 ft tall, put her in a one-piece cat suit, have her wear a big gem in front of her cleavage, but have her defeat animation have her costume rip up to where it looks like original design while she's seething about losing.

That or just make Battletoads the M-Rated series the arcade game seemed to be pushing for.

>>7361112
Not really trad when you know she takes fat frog cock from three toads nightly.

>>7364731
>it's as if
They did, moron. People just shifted the narrative to make you think that the gays did it. NIckolodeon stopped pushing the bounderies for kids entertainment back in the mid 2000s and PG-13 is about as edgy as most movies that want mass appeal dare to go. BUt yes; keep thinking it's evil blue hair tumblrestas and the shadow fags that are doing this. The aging white women directing corporate policies will thank you.

>>7368186
This was literally a single pilot episode that barely made it to air and no one wanted to pick up as a full series, though.

>>7369731
>Bombergirl
Ironic, as nearly every old school Bomberman fan hates that the series has been turned into an actual coomerbait gacha series.

>>7360884

>>7362053
culture wars are a war without end where the only winning move is to either not participate or exploit a side for fame & profit.

>>7386796
There's no such thing as a culture war; jusst people who get overly invested in PR stunts.

>>7381772
And the bland purple jumpsuit isn't generic?

>>7386840
Nobody's saying purple Shego is a better design, they're saying the Dark Queen isn't iconic on her own.

>>7386848
Even Shego is sexy, bros......
what have they done....

>>7386950
>Even Shego is sexy
Not with that mustache

>>7360884
>>7360884
which battletoads game is this screen from

>>7387310
The arcade game aka Super Battletoads.

>>7387342
Oh thats the only one i havent played. that and the new pozzed one

>>7373006
Take your meds, schizo

>>7388450
>the most leddit reaction
like clockwork

>>7388478
just say "reddit" newfag

>>7386808
>there's no such thing as The Great War, just people who get overly invested in defending trenches

I actually really enjoyed playing that new Battletoads game. Pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who liked it though.

Well me and my 4 year old son. We played through it all together and I think that's the only reason I enjoyed it at all. It's the second game we've beaten together. (first was Luigi's Mansion 3 and the third was Streets of Rage 4)

>>7388619
This is so pure that I almost don't want to say, "don't you mean your wife's son?"

>>7388638
I don't mind and I've made those jokes myself for years. But he's definitely mine Looks just like me. Luckily for him he seems to have his mom's brains and personality though.

It was a bit hanky but was still fun to play through with him though. Combat was just brain-dead enough that we could both enjoy ourselves and the way the co-op works let me drag him through the speed bike sections and the wonky platforming section. The hacking and space ship sections were great fun and really had us working together to clear them though. Was great watching it all click for him as his timing and movement improved so he could keep up.

Random question but any suggestions for good co-op retro or retro style games to enjoy with him?