/vr/ - Retro Games

delete your thread and start it again, without the shit wojak were all fucking tired of seeing

Anybody got dodonpachi tips

>>7344543
>b8
>souljack
>trolling outsideof /b/
Wow it's like this is a general and you wanna get banned.

>>7344543

>>7344548
what do you want to know

there's literally nothing wrong with slowing down an entire port as long as the entire game slows down evenly

>>7344546
>>7344553
A little too close to home, huh?

>>7344546
Speak for yourself newfag

>>7344591
not at all, it's just plain stale

>>7344592
>newfag
here is my first ban, dated, archived by the wayback machine, get the fuck off my lawn
https://web.archive.org/web/20060827081640/http://www.internet-terrori.st/banned.jpg

>>7344591
>>7344592
>enabling wojack shitters
cancer

>>7344594
It's okay to be 35, grandpa. Elon Musk says they'll have immortality pills in 5 years, then you can live forever as a 40 year old gaymur.

>>7344612
I'm 36, the meme is fucking run as thin as your hairline

>>7344610
>>7344610
maybe go back to r*ddit?

>>7344701
did you not see my post where I shared my first ban, which predates you, newfag cancerlord, here, I'll post it again just for you as looking at the post above is just too hard.
https://web.archive.org/web/20060827081640/http://www.internet-terrori.st/banned.jpg

>>7344703

>>7344703
holy sh*t

>>7344707
cancer

>>7344719

>>7344720
reddit: endlessly reposting old shit it didnt make
you: endlessly reposting old shit it didnt make
cancer

bro you got banned from four chan!!!??
that place is wicked f*cked up... o_O

>>7344734
>lele i'm being IRoniC XDxD
cancer

>>7344735
so do you play shmups or not? otherwise gtfo

>>7344735
man fuckin hardcore
only the worst of the worst get booted from their.....

>>7344738
I do, but this thread is nothing but 5 year old scraps, reposted by vacant spastics, and they should be told.

>>7344745
post your scores then

>>7344748
post a meme that isn't 5 years old first

>>7344752
this thread is for talking shmups, not posting memes. gtfo

>>7344753
when do you start? this thread so far has been no games and only tumors

>>7344759
cause you derailed it with your oldfag autism. post your scores

>>7344763
>nooooo you can't call my collection of old memes stale and shit
even the 2hu faggots are better than you, if you don't get told, how do you get better?

>>7344773
i didn't even post the wojacks you loser.

>>7344775
you're just defending them, by whining at me pointing out it's tired fucking dogshit

>>7344779
not defending it, i'd just like to steer it back to on topic with you posting your scores but i guess you don't have any

>>7344781
you first, I owe you nothing, I want to see if you can rehabilitate this cancer ward of a thread, I'm not going to help you

i just wanted to apologize to gus. guess im a terrible person

>>7344784
https://youtu.be/e74YgYDnO80

This guy's cool dude

wonder why ur hobby is so dead

woah HUGE coonout in this thread today, completely insane

>starts a thread with a soijack
>thread is shit
who would have guessed

>>7344553
Mods don't do it, it's not ethical to ban retards. They don't know that what they did is wrong.

>>7344812
the soijack is fine, it's the "oldfag" sperging that was the problem. just discuss shmups or get out.

>>7344817
no it isnt, leave

>>7344820
where's your scores buddy?

>>7344817
wouldn't the oldfag have experience in spotting cancer if he's had to endure the boards for 15 years?

Auto scrollers that are totally predictable make boring games. Because when you memorize stages there is nothing exciting going on and you just react while it auto scroll! This is boring boring and why shmup is dead! No conspiracy no jrpg no nothing this is the boring genre

>>7344842
Dumb jarpig!

>>7344543
High quality general you guys have here

>>7344703
>2006
I want to fucking go back.

>>7344546
>we
zoomed and cringepilled

>>7344842
Auto scroll and don't forget auto-fire. Makes player engagement so so minimal. Tap left and tap right, hold autofire, lazy....while everything is predictable and same every time...boring

>>7345053
if you like the soijacks, /v/ is for you, don't shit up here

>>7345079
And when good player realized this they leave the genre! Everytime

>>7345053
>he wants the tired wojaks
>he uses tired memes
will you still be repeating this dogshit in another 4 years?

>all this seething about wojacks
>almost no actual discussion
You are the cancer.

>>7345084
They don't necessarily realize it but they feel the boredom and quit sure.

>>7345096
now you know to never start a thread with one

Shmup was popular when video gaming was low competition not many options

>>7345081
>>7345086
Seethe harder zoomies. You can always just fuck off back to your containment board if /vr/ isn't enough of a safe space for you.

https://twitter.com/CptRansom/status/1354581903995764738?s=20

WTF CHAVBROS

we were supposed to live off our shares and retire for the next 50 years! this can't be happening!

>>7345043

shit thread, just end it my man

>>7345531
seething on the dole

>>7345540
is that the best you have, stale buzzwords, is this how you are going to be for the next 4 years too, feeding off the scraps with autismal echolalia?
cancer

>>7345547
are you that "oldfag" seething about the op? still?

>>7345550

6th gen was a mistake

/shmupg/-Shoot 'Em Up General Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:38:04 No.7344543▶>>7344553 >>7344554 >>7345040

The schizophrenia is real, the illness is fake edition.

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:39:10 No.7344546▶>>7344591 >>7344592 >>7345053

delete your thread and start it again, without the shit wojak were all fucking tired of seeing

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:40:25 No.7344548▶>>7344559

Anybody got dodonpachi tips

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:42:34 No.7344553▶>>7344591 >>7344815

>>7344543 (OP)
>b8
>souljack
>trolling outsideof /b/
Wow it's like this is a general and you wanna get banned.

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>>7344548
what do you want to know

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:52:00 No.7344584▶

there's literally nothing wrong with slowing down an entire port as long as the entire game slows down evenly

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:53:01 No.7344591▶>>7344594 >>7344610

>>7344546
>>7344553
A little too close to home, huh?

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:53:09 No.7344592▶>>7344604 >>7344610

>>7344546
Speak for yourself newfag

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:54:18 No.7344594▶>>7344612

>>7344591
not at all, it's just plain stale

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:55:40 No.7344604▶

>>7344592
>newfag
here is my first ban, dated, archived by the wayback machine, get the fuck off my lawn
https://web.archive.org/web/20060827081640/http://www.internet-terrori.st/banned.jpg

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Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)00:57:11 No.7344610▶>>7344701

>>7344591
>>7344592
>enabling wojack shitters
cancer

Plasmo got a new WR in pink sweets.

For me it's fob asian girls

>>7344604
>i was banned from /vr/ before /vr/ existed
Were the ban for larping by any chance?

>>7345704
nice bro

>>7345810
that's how bans looked back then, he's proving he was from the site when it started, if you were not new or retarded, you would know this

>>7345810
are you the same guy he completely destroyed in that 200 post thread that is still up, if so, you shouldnt be able to use the word larp anymore, that applies completely to you, you couldn't even show a single game im embarrassed for you, you should also know what a global ban is

What to play? All shmups are boredom let's talk about replays and strategies lol

>>7345961
im playing mountain of faith

>>7345961
Copy a replay is only strategy you need

Most shmup players idle in discord and talk about each other and how dead the genre is.

>>7346001
why does it matter how alive the genre is anyways
its just like fighting games but even better because you dont need other people to play

>>7346018
agree that's a strong point of it. you can play as much or as little as you want whenever you want.

>>7346001
They'll force some game talk to keep up appearances.

>>7345961
dog fuku

Imagine leaderboards for the dead shmup genre ;)

>>7346025
So like every single player mode lol

>>7346109
Deadboards

>>7345963
more like mountain of filth lmao

>>7346220
mountain of farts imho

Guys i'm looking for another cool schmup like Super Aleste

i would like it fast paced and with based techno music if possible.
I dont know much about schmups.

ive seen a glimpse of rtype and gradius but i dont find them as appealing as space megaforce

tiadv

>>7346226
blazing lasers

>>7346226
battle garegga

What's the best kind of stick for shmups?

These questions are fake

>>7346264
from a technical standpoint seimitsu's are the best because of shorter throwers and tighter springs
sanwa jlf's are fine for the most part, but i have mine modded with an oversized actuator and a seimitsu ls-32 spring

>>7346302
I wanted to grab an arcade stick for this kinda shit and I've been looking through them seimitsus. I heard the LS-5x/6x are more recommended for shmups. I was thinking of grabbing an LS-62 since it's slightly cheaper.

>>7346317
yeah the 32 is more all around but deffo still tighter than a jlf, have yet to try a 5x/6x series stick but i have a 62 on the way
also weird how almost every where is out of seimitsu stock, but they have a 40th anniversary version of the ls-32 coming out and a new lever model designed by tekken player nobi which could be pretty good for shmups as well

>>7346329
Yeah, Seimitsu parts are a bit of a pain. I found a french store that has most of their sticks available for cheap enough. Finding anything not Sanwa or Industrias Lorenzo in my country is difficult.

IM shmupg HISTORIAN!

>says absolutely nothing accurate for longer than a year
>makes it all biased against me because he is lifelong crying and wanking in private and CEETHING!
>meanwhilst sam be like

I HATE ANYBODY WHO HATES GROUPS OF PEOPLE, JUDGE EVERYBODY ON AN INDIVIDUAL BASIS!!!

OH YEAH ALL NAZI GERMANS ARE EBUL AND BAD!


???????????


Then you have rob and his dipshit cringe leftist defenders because they secretly hate whites

>YEAH RACISM BAD, YOU SHOULD JUDGE SOMEONE SOLELY ON RACE!!! OH BUT DATING THEM SOLELY ON RACE AS A FETISH OBJECT AND DISREGARDING THEM A PERSON THATS FINE AND TOTES DOESNT COUNT CUS IM A DUMB YANK CUNT AND DONT KKNOW WHAT POSITIVE RACISM IS AND ASIANS LOVE IT ANYWAY LOLLL

worthless disingenuous idiot cunts.

>>7346264
>What's the best kind of stick for shmups?
shar

>>7346001
>Most shmup players idle in discord and talk about each other and how dead the genre is.

thats why my cords are always best and why everyone lurks here for my show.

sorry ads no one not even the players wants to hear garegga knowledge for the 3939382th FUCKING time.

>>7345830
If you weren't coping you'd know /vr/ didn't exist back then and "he" is a newfag. Getting banned for underageposting on /b/ as a child doesn't make you an oldfag. Being new to/vr/ and acting like a newfag makes you a newfag.

>>7345848
The only person I've seen destroyed is the newfag larper and that was in multiple threads. I don't usually pay much attention to shitposters but this faggot has been shitposting the same pictures so much I'm surprised he hasn't been banned for avatarposting. Pretty weird how you're totally convinced I'm some guy from some other thread. Is that you projecting because you're samefag or are you just a psycho?

>>7346356
>worthless disingenuous idiot cunts.
Now this is daoism in practice

thread not talking about me?
better fix that real quick :)))

>>7346420
you may of rushed in 90 posts about shmup SHITE whilst i was away but it wont happen again

:)

not on MY watch
ding dong bannu
END OF LINE

reminder, the resident thread spammer is
>36 y/o
>bald
>manlet
>on the dole
>fakes an illness, thinks psychiatry is a scam
>national socialist, but also an israel supporter (pic related)
>lives with mum
>uneducated, thinks every discussion is an argument to be "won", but only uses ad hominem attacks and /pol/ memes for this aim
>thinks he is too good for video games because he can juggle and ride a bike
>bought gamer glasses to play racing games
>claims to practice buddhism, but still can't let go of his attachment to shmups
>unironically says girls stink
don't give him the attention he craves

Shmups died when Prometheus and the old gang moved on. What we have now is a stinking corpse kept alive by ecelebs, posers and the mentally ill who can't move on.

>>7346435
>shmupg "historian"

looking more and more like alife long basement ceether......

>>7346436
>Shmups died when Prometheus and the old gang moved on.
proms scores got beaten and icarus got literally cucked..

>>7346435
fyi psychiatry has been wrong about almost everything for 70 years, only way you're defending that mess is if you have one and are on brain drugs (that dont work btw)

wanna come clean?

>>7346436
Shmups died in the 90s when all the companies went bankrupt and Cave kept making trash into the early 2000s.

>>7346452
but then a saviour in orange arrived
and his name is zeroranger

>>7346458
reported for on topic

>>7346450
>fyi psychiatry has been wrong about almost everything for 70 years
where do we start ?

>>7346467
how about the fucking chemical imbalance theory or there refusal to accept dr claire weekes second fear work and anxiety therapy in the 60s only to be BTFO when she was proven exactly correct by state of the art imaging a few years ago by professor joseph ledoux, start fucking there you mickey mouse fuck. Then lets look into adhd and see how it was just another capitalising to create more profit potential but making up a condition that is actually just poorly raised poorly trained child syndrome. Maybe we can look at the institutions to? and the mountain of FAILURE in treating people whom they just throw pills at like a lottery, its fucking JOKE how psychiatrists act like they know anything at all about the human brain when the field of neuroscience will tell yu we know literally nothing, we can't measure serotonin, dopamine, we dont know its configurations, we dont know optimal balance, we know some ppl can have less and be happy whilst others more and sad so it isn't a 2d equation, we know astoundingly little and if you go and see 5 psychiatrists watch how they all give you different diagnoses.... its a ridiculous field.

>>7346464
!! WARNING !!
A MASSIVE SHIT POST IS HEADING YOUR WAY
!! WARNING !!

>>7345830
>bro look how much of an oldfag i am! fuck le wojak!
and? who gives a shit? you've been here for 20 years and you're still a nobody, go play dragon quest fag

>>7346478
no education, literally didn't read

>>7346229
>>7346252
ty fellas much appreciated

i need to commend the shmupg historian for his marvelous post at the end of the last thread. >>/vr/thread/S7331018#p7343784

>>7346356
just look at this seethe. the man has been rumbled to his core... because everything he wrote was true... sad!

>>7346478
>start fucking there you mickey mouse fuck
it's hilarious how much energy you expend on seething even at people who are merely asking you to justify your stance but that's to be expected by a seething retard like you

>when the field of neuroscience will tell yu we know literally nothing
it took me less than a minute to open up pubmed, search "adhd neuroanatomy" and find a literature review on the subject confirming that indeed, it's well-confirmed that ADHD is a neurological defect proven by brain imaging studies.
only a mouth-breathing retard like you would make the mistake of spouting such obvious shit out of your ass that takes literally less than 1 minute to prove wrong.

though it's to be expected since you seem to have taken it as your mission to put every person below yourself even if it comes at the cost of your own intelligence.
this is your cope, the purpose you invented to distract yourself from the urge to just fucking neck yourself because you no longer have anything worthy of living for so your solution is to think fuck everything and everyone if it makes you feel even a tiny bit better.

despite all the shit you gave to people even in the past (including me), i used to have respect for you but no longer.
it would've been admirable if you went out honorably but instead you became like this.
how pathetic.

>>7346785
sup bananafag hows ff14

>>7344543
Go back to >>>/v/, wojak cancer

>>7344610
The board is full of newfags who've never posted a wojak before

>>7346785
another braindwashed donut who believes any "science" he sees without doing his own research. this is why you're easily controlled by the jews, you're hopeless.

>>7346396
>getting banned in '06 doesnt mean you used the site in '06
hahahahahahahahahahahah what a spastic you are

>>7346831
so did you do your own research chav?
where's the proof supporting your claims?

>>7344543
>>7344548
>>7344553
>>7344554
>>7344559
>>7344584
>>7344591
>>7344592
>>7344594
>>7344604
>>7344610
>>7344612
Scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>>7346785
MUH PUBMED!!!! only those with literally no medical knowledge site pubmed like some kind of gospel... did you check who funded that paper? how many test subjects? did you cross reference? do you understand neuroplasticity? which undermines such single time frame diagnostic frame takes.... do you think it makes sense that the amount of children now diagnosed with this has rocketed just from a GPs assessment? without any of the scanning or etc done in that paper, dont you find it weird when the science has to prove the condition exists AFTER the condition is invented?


https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-39054778

OH NO!!! MUHHHHH SCIENCE!!

why did you ignore all the otther examples btw? gives me a suspicions that i was correct and you are involved with psychiatrist who has tricked you onto shit meds for an imaginary condition. Now address the others.

>>7346785
also...

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16417850/
Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is described as the most common neurobehavioral condition of childhood. We raise the concern that ADHD is not a disease per se but rather a group of symptoms representing a final common behavioral pathway for a gamut of emotional, psychological, and/or learning problems. Increasing numbers of children, especially boys, are diagnosed with ADHD and treated with stimulant medications according to a simplified approach. Methodical review of the literature, however, raised concerning issues. "Core" ADHD symptoms of inattentiveness, hyperactivity and impulsivity are not unique to ADHD. Rates of "comorbid" psychiatric and learning problems, including depression and anxiety, range from 12 to 60%, with significant symptom overlap with ADHD, difficulties in diagnosis, and evidence-based treatment methods that do not include stimulant medications. No neuropsychologic test result is pathognomic for ADHD, and structural and functional neuroimaging studies have not identified a unique etiology for ADHD. No genetic marker has been consistently identified, and heritability studies are confounded by familial environmental factors. The validity of the Conners' Rating Scale-Revised has been seriously questioned, and parent and teacher "ratings" of school children are frequently discrepant, suggesting that use of subjective informant data via scale or interview does not form an objective basis for diagnosis of ADHD. Empiric diagnostic trials of stimulant medication that produce a behavioral response have been shown not to distinguish between children with and without "ADHD." In summary, the working dogma that ADHD is a disease or neurobehavioral condition does not at this time hold up to scrutiny of evidence. Thorough evaluation of symptomatic children should be individualized, and include assessment of educational, psychologic, psychiatric, and family needs.

>>7346907
NOT A DISEASE! JUST A GROUP OF SYMPTOMS WITH NO OBJECTIVE PHYSIOLOGICAL EVIDENCE, SYMPTOMS NOT UNIQUE TO ADHD! NO GENETIC MARKER, ENVIRONMENTAL!!!

lmfao its literally a behavioural condition from being raised piss poorly... guess what dumb nut if someones a lazy cunt by CHOICE that will be represented in MRI scans also... shall we call that CHRONIC LAZY CUNT DISEASE! HERES THE MEDS $$$$$$

>>7346914
>The validity of the Conners' Rating Scale-Revised has been seriously questioned, and parent and teacher "ratings" of school children are frequently discrepant, suggesting that use of subjective informant data via scale or interview does not form an objective basis for diagnosis of ADHD. Empiric diagnostic trials of stimulant medication that produce a behavioral response have been shown not to distinguish between children with and without "ADHD."

BIG FUCKING OOOOOF!!!


In future you DUMB anti intellectual cunts, learn HOW to deal with the subject before you cherry pick and rant, thick as PIG SHIT.

>>7346802
Fun facts: posts like yours only started on /shmupg/ after the huge /v/ rejects influx that occured as soon as PS2 and Gamecube were accepted as retro by janny trannies. Way to out yourself as a faggot zoomfag /v/tard. Go back yourself.

>>7346435
>national socialist, but also an israel supporter (pic related)
OOOF
frenship with cee is now ende. shmupgang is my new best fren

consider the following

chav also came up with conclusive proof via his own research that trump was going to win the election. anyone who thought biden would win was a dumb as pig shit puppet of the jews.

>>7346435
>psychiatry
more like (((psychiatry)))
of course it's a j****h trick

>tfw dumb fuck americreampuffs constantly fooled and diagnosed with everything just so they buy meds


>>7346947
yeah i did get that wrong but i obv wasn't confident in it as i didnt bet, first time i did and made money on him. America is a big theatre though, its sad and it makes ppl like sam which is even sadder.

>>7346894
>MUH PUBMED!!!! only those with literally no medical knowledge site pubmed like some kind of gospel
are you saying you have medical knowledge chav? you don't seem like a professional to me
where do we begin?
>cites BBC, then goes on to cite pubmed

>did you check who funded that paper? how many test subjects? did you cross reference? do you understand neuroplasticity? which undermines such single time frame diagnostic frame takes
do you know what a literature review is you utter moron?

>you think it makes sense that the amount of children now diagnosed with this has rocketed just from a GPs assessment? without any of the scanning or etc done in that paper, dont you find it weird when the science has to prove the condition exists AFTER the condition is invented?
doesn't change the fact that it's a thing.

>>7346914
>NO GENETIC MARKER
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19627998/
"There is evidence of a genetic basis for ADHD but it is likely to involve many genes of small individual effect. Differences in the dimensions of the frontal lobes, caudate nucleus, and cerebellar vermis have been demonstrated."

>guess what dumb nut if someones a lazy cunt by CHOICE that will be represented in MRI scans also
LMAO would like to see studies on that.

>>7346951
>yeah i did get that wrong
should have stopped there and saved the cope

>>7346947
Fun fact: Trump has been the biggest Israel supporter in the universe for the past 4 years. Biden will be the one for the next 4.

Land of the free!

>>7346954
>are you saying you have medical knowledge chav? you don't seem like a professional to me
chav's fake doctor told him he was smarter than him and could be a doctor if he wanted to

There's no country as cucked as the US. Literal dog feces under the boot of Tsahal.

Chav literally doesn't have anything to say but /pol/ memes and any evidence contrary to his beliefs is just yank/jewish corporate brainwashing
Just don't even bother engaging him, he will spam and triple reply to your post even if you don't respond...
Desperate for human attention yet can't seem to get along even with his own kind, internet dwelling nerds, because he can't accept that is who he truly is... Sad.

>>7346954
You literally have no understanding of medicine and context which is where your failings are coming from, learn to think... ADHD is absolute bullshit and im sorry snowflake but you dont have it so you can stop taking whatever shite youve been fooled onto lmao

>>7346954
>LMAO would like to see studies on that.
>thick americunt can't get sarcasm. You aren't understanding how brain activity is seen and applied contextually, you also don't understand dynamics, brains are real time quantum like computers, snap shots are moments in time correlated with current time stimulations.

Now fuck off and go away


now this guy's ILLNESS IS FAKE


>>7346954
>need to be paid to have medical knowledge!!

retard... yes i have medical knowledge.

/pol/tards and sjw hand in hand thinking Trump is edgy and cryptonazi whilst beind a j**** dog puppet! Lol!

I USED TO RIDE ME BIKE!

>>7346972
terrible effort sam and rob show

>>7346979
If you don't think riding a bike makes you special your just scared too be a beginner!

the jews invented covid to make you buy masks. wake up sheeple, do your own research.

>>7346976
>you can stop taking whatever shite youve been fooled onto lmao
fooled onto? haha. even if we leave out the argument of whether it's real, it's very practical and helps me get shit done so i don't really give two fucks about it. keep seething ;)

>retard... yes i have medical knowledge.
"of course i know what i'm talking about .. b-baka!"
woah .. are you going tsun-tsun on me? ^_^
i wanna see more of this side huhu~

>>7347056
>it's very practical and helps me get shit done so i don't really give two fucks about it
actually getting stuff done... this kills the chav.
inb4 he posts a 10 page long neet cope.

>>7347056
>shmupg historian!!
>weeb
>triggered so hard hes scanning pubmed to prove his illness is real when it isn't
>tricked onto meds by a typical shit psychiatrist for $$$
>so bereft of identity like most yanks he uses his "illness" as part of it

You know if you dropped the pity and excuses you could easily become med free and rid of the "adhd" but that requires work so you dont want to.

Imagine being so retarded and poorly raised that you need drugs to pay attention to something for longer than 10 mins... learn some fucking discipline you eternally ceething CUNT.

If you think medical science is so infallible i'll remind you of Wim hof proving the entire community wrong in a peer reviewed environment on whether humans can manipulate the autonomic nervous system..

>>7346990
t. one trick pony.

my real illness gets called fake

weebs fake illness gets called real

welcome to shmupg.

>>7347102
>but that requires work so you dont want to
chav's life motto

>>7347114
nah you flopped senpai, you try training anything very physical for 3-6hrs a day, all you lot of losers have done is sit in front of screens all day...

>>7347102
That's not shmupg historian (me)
>>7347106
t. neet zero trick pony
>>7347121
Doing an arbitrary amount of physical activity doesn't make you special or better than others especially when you have nothing to show for it... You aren't special lmfao.
Also this is a gaming board, go to /fit/ and you'll get fucking destroyed like the dyel bald manlet you really are. You have succumb to selection and confirmation bias and are too stupid to realize it...

>>7344543
Get off this board, segafaggot!

>>7347102
>triggered so hard hes scanning pubmed to prove his illness is real when it isn't
even though i literally just told you it doesn't fucking matter whether it's real or not, because ..

>if you dropped the pity and excuses
.. i don't need any excuse for enhancing my mental state so i can work optimally other than simply wanting to do so, fucking moron.

>>7347121
>all you lot of losers have done is sit in front of screens all day...
which is exactly what you're doing
from the moment you wake till you go to sleep .. seething and projecting!

>>7347148
Lol, based and redpilled my dude

>>7347121
MEEEEEEE BIKE!

>>7344748
Scores are cancer. They are just arbitrary numbers that you try to bring up for nothing. SNES didnt have many games with scoring systems for a good reason!

Get a job

>>7347147
lmao you've have no idea what ive done and yes i pioneered moves in both bmx and juggling that are completely original and still havent been replicated, you have no concept of the work and creativity that goes into something like that, i am special, you are special ed.

>>7347150
you pop pills and pretend its real instead of the long road of just working on your self.

>>7347150
>which is exactly what you're doing
and yet somehow i manage to fit in 3hrs of darts and 2hrs of zazen every day... and a siesta.

>>7347154
MEEEEE JOYSTICK! MUH JAPON!

>>7347158
True, this is something shmupfags will never understand. Just grow up and become a productive member of society, and get involved in politics

>>7347164
>and yet somehow i manage to fit in 3hrs of darts and 2hrs of zazen every day... and a siesta.
try fitting in 8 hrs of work whilst you're at it

any of you lads get in on the gamestop short?

>>7347174
been there done that. Used to do nights mate.

This is now a
>/political thread

>>7347164
>still havent been replicated
They must not be very good or influential then... Any toddler can come up with an original work, doesn't make them special. Again, you have delusions of grandeur. Nobody here gives a shit about bikes or clown tricks so it holds no cachet, just makes you seem incredibly insecure to keep bringing it up.... Go join a circus if you want people to suck you off for your juggling.

>>7347173
This would work better if the people coping with being bad at score weren't jarpig neets that play all day

>>7347179
Covid is fake, trump is not a nazi, biden is a faggot dick sucker puppet. Welcome the inevitable civil war, (soon)

>>7347179
>now

>>7347178
>been there done that
and WORK proved to be too much for you... >>7347114

>>7347181
>They must not be very good or influential then...
OOOOOOF, the historian has a point if i'm being honest

why copy or improve on what's irrelevant?

how can something be replicated if people are unaware of it?

>>7347183
I guess you will never get to explore a big open world and read an excellent story with well thought out characters ever again! Let's just keep playing mindless button mashing games all damn day, and god forbid you actually have any strategy in your games! You cant just have the best of both worlds, now can you?

>>7347201
Great,another snes vs genesis thread in disguise.

>>7347186
Me brexit! Sod the muzzies, I love israel!

>>7347201
cry me a river bananafaggot
drop elf and get to work instead of coping in shmup threads

>>7347206
Your most definitely talking about pc rpgs, not snes rpgs. SNES has great main protagonists in almost ALL rpg games. When did genesis have mario rpg, or megaman x? I thought so. Keep seething and making these dumbass threads about your dead genre, tranny

>>7347164
>you pop pills and pretend its real instead of the long road of just working on your self.
i don't know how shit's done in bongland but over here, diagnosis is given by multiple doctors of different fields and the drug is prescribed temporarily for the purpose of getting off the loop, developing a rhythm and rewiring your brain so that eventually you can get shit done without it.
it's about neuroplasticity you know~

>and yet somehow i manage to fit in 3hrs of darts and 2hrs of zazen every day... and a siesta.
so you basically admit that you spend a large portion of your day seething and projecting in 4chan?
well it's not like you can deny it either ..

>>7347181
lmfao ????

no its the opposite, the final thing i filmed took 3hrs a day for 4 years, its not been replicated because no one can do it, theres a reason 3 times world champion phil dolan called me his fav rider. Whether you care or not my achievements are FACTS and dwarf anything youll ever do because you are a piece of lazy shit and thick as fuck, simply you havent got it nerdling to be anything more than a joystick waggler. I reinvent myself time and time again precisely because i have no insecurity and know i can learn ANYTHING whilst you're a little bitter stereotype dork fuck clinging to it for identity, fucking loser.

>>7347194
Why can't you copy or improve on swy runs?

oh thats right the skill is too high.

>>7347198
unaware? mate i was very well known in bmx
I LOVE how you guys are proving everything ive said btw about dorks and nerds and how they are so bitter and full of angst from being SHIT little queers at school that they just bleed venom onto everything anyone else does because it makes them hate themselves even more due to deep internal jealousy.

>>7347175
Me shares

>>7347217
>dat reading comprehension

must be the drugs... i come here in evening and like 15 mins in morning ish

>and the drug is prescribed temporarily for the purpose of getting off the loop, developing a rhythm and rewiring your brain so that eventually you can get shit done without it.

lmfaooooooooooo dumb as fuck tbqh, thats the SAME bullshit reasoning they use to get ppl on anti depressant shit to, unfortunately mate you've been duped, enjoy those side effects during weaning though...

>>7347217
If you REALLY want to rewire your brain then you need disciplined behaviours and practice you know like how any human learns anything... look at monks? its hard to meditate 10 mins at first... but then 20...... stick with it..... 30mins..... 40........

same applies to all rewiring and learning.

>>7347220
me dead memes for a dead genre
no wonder you're all wojack shitters

>>7347228
>enjoy those side effects during weaning though...
i'm enjoying zero side effects because i'm not dumb enough to build a huge tolerance.
it's not like anyone's forcing me to take that shit every day, what the fuck do you think's gonna happen if i do? it stops working you fucking moron

>>7347231
you're so obsessed with that monk shit. how about you actually start living like one instead of seething non-stop if you're on such a high level? fucking hypocrite.

>>7347242
im working on it!! because i dont pop drugs for my failings.... and nor should you.

>>7347218
>3hrs a day for 4 years
Not really that much work desu, try 10 hours a day for 10 years... That's more what it takes to keep up in an actual competitive environment. You have nothing to show for it except some praise from some literally who. Really nobody cares about your self-indulgent tricks except other clowns, like you just proved...
>I reinvent myself time and time again precisely because i have no insecurity and know i can learn ANYTHING
Try reinventing yourself as a productive, well adjusted member of society.
>I can do whatever I want I just don't feel like it!!

>you're a little bitter stereotype dork fuck clinging to it for identity
Lmao projection. I'm not the namefag sharing my life story here, you don't know anything about me.

>>7347254
lmfao you are hilarious and so astoundingly american... 3hrs a day at VERY high level of athleticism, i had a heart rate of 40 bpm()still 52 despite chronic illness), its fucking leagues beyond any dipshit job you absolute cope wizard and fyi i would train 3 hrs then go do a fucking NIGHT shift lmfao. You prove you think in terms of ad populum like a well trained yank twat, a high achievement doesnt stop being hard or pioneering because average joe doesnt understand or care about it


you're a cookie cutter WASTE, nothing at all interesting about you.

>you don't know anything about me.
theres nothing of value to know. You go to work, you play video game... fascinating stuff!!

>people famously try to copy and improve on shmup replays, creating the infamous copy monkey meme

>meanwhile... NOBODY is trying to copy clown tricks on a bike

>it's to hard for anyone else too do! i'm special!

layers and layers of COPE

>>7347289
theres a global entire scene of riders you fucking idiot lmfao

>>7347198
>unaware
ummmmmm 3 people commented on his bmx article 10 years ago. he's world famous, a proper legend.

>>7347296
MUH VIEWS
AD POPULUM!!

hey rob that was a repost, all the comments and stuff was on global-flat.com, the comeupbmx magazine and social media

i also have pics and shit in a bunch of actual magazines, keep trying to knock me because you can't do SHIT and never will.

on the one hand
>shmups are ded!
on the other
>MUH AD POPULUM
please be consistent for once chav

>>7347295
uh huh and how many are watching ciaran perry's clown tricks?

>>7347302
mate you say nobody in the world has copied you but neglect to mention how many care... who's TRYING? who KNOWS who the chav that's living with mummy whilst being on the dole, is? the numbers don't lie... and it looks like they spell disaster for you...

>>7347280
>lmfao you are hilarious and so astoundingly american...
This is the highest praise you can get from chav... Absolutely obsessed with america and clown antics.

>rob logic

ITS ONLY GOOD IF IT HAS A MILLION VIEWS

LIKES MEAN ITS GOOD

I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE OPINION

>swy vids have 100 views

UM HES THE BEST MUH JAPON PPL DONT UNDERSTAND!

????

>>7347307
well i kept it in the scene because who cares about golf claps from joe shitter who knows nothing about it anyway? few thousand jugglers, came second in the juggling.tv competition a couple years back, easy money, none of this really means anything though only the tech does, to me anyway, i never did anything for golfclaps thus i turned down 2 jobs one for circus company and one for inertia bikes.

>>7347316
thick as fuck lmao, literally a global scene of riders mate, google my name and flatland and see how much you can find and yet none of this still discredits anything ive achieved, you just DESPERATE to knock me because youre all fucking DORK loser CUNTS.

>>7347250
>im working on it!!
well you're not trying hard enough you fucking weak-willed cunt !
before you can even hope to achieve that, you need to stop seething at strangers on the internet

Racist rob trying to bait when his mum believes in ghosts and his dad fucked off so he fucked his sister and copied replays for 20 yrs before becoming a racist because white women all rejected him for being creepy as fuck and has 1k worth of sound gear to listen to j-pop and fell for adverts telling him his watch could do what medical equipment does LMFAO


ask him about the milf rejection story.


>>7347329
im not seething, im zen and remain detached.

>>7347325
chav why argue with these people every day? what's the point? surely there has to be something better to spend time on

>>7347337
arguing is fun and my peepee is too small to wank all the time

>>7347289
Best in the west, stacks bills, fucks fobs, buys what he wants, doesn't give a fuck about the cultural implications.
>>7347302
Seething incel on the dole, wasted thousands of hours clowning around for an audience of 5 people, spends 3 months worth of gibs on gamer glasses, lives in a fantasy world where being an incel neet is a noble and healthy reaction to the complexity of the modern world, and not just a sad cope.

just stating a FACT: swy's shmup vids have more views than chav's clown tricks and he's 100x more famous worldwide

>swy: games are just for fun

chav, aka literally who

>MEEEEEEE BIKE! i'm special! nobody in the world can copy me INSANE tricks!

>>7347337
why not ask them the same question? they come here EVERYDAY to follow me lmao

>>7347350
rob youve done nothing mate, youre WASTE, thats why we had to train you how to say fucking hello to people LMAO! learn to cross street yet? scared of bike?

you got rejected by EVERY white woman and immediately jumped on the first yellow one low enough to look your way and she doesn't even speak good english lmfao, OOF!

AND you collect TOYS! for CHILDREN

>>7347349
nice fanfic, never claimed dole... you?

>>7347350
>capitalizing FACT

see? EVERYONE copies ME

>>7347336
>im not seething, im zen and remain detached.

Rob post your ladyboy who barely speaks english

>>7346947
>trump was going to win the election.
Trump did win on election night.
The Truth will set you free.

>I invented capitalization
Yikes imagine being THIS delusional

>>7347425
COPE AND WRIGGLE

>>7347423
dont set sam off, his bullshit rots the brain

>>7347423
Still coping 2 months later... They also rigged the Senate elections right?

>>7347431
>dems "win"

>first thing they do open flood gates to third worlders who vote for them

REALLY MAKES U THINK!

>>7347414
>who barely speaks english
she still has better grammar than chav

>>7347440
Sad thing is the third worlders work hard to be here while the entitled rural cunts on the dole such as yourself leech off the system and guzzle propaganda that makes them feel special about being here first.

>>7347454
>Actually showing this off

lmfaoooooooooooooo that's a thai mail bride taking you for a ride, im dead serious keep an eye on how much she wants you to spend on her.

>>7347465
sad thing is retards like you letting companies exploit the fuck out of them and undermine you whilst you fool for exactly that tired propaganda about DEY WORK HARD!!! if they work so fucking hard dickhead then why aren't their countries sorted out?

HUH HUH! BTFO

>>7347454
Fucking based. We're all gonna make it (except chav)

>>7346862
Imagine you were a multi-millionaire. In US currency, let's say. And just so you happened to also be a Cave fan. I mean, you might say that multi-millionaires are old, short, fat, bald people that would never play a manic shooter, but what if you were a relatively young person--late 20's let's say--who had just inherited your late father's fortune?

I know at least two people like that, and one who is on his way to such a future.

So you have 156 million in the bank and never need to work for the rest of your life.

But you love shmups, you are a great fan of Cave's work, and you one day hear news that the company might be going out of the shooting game business. They would be focusing on mahjong and medal games instead. No more 2D shooters from them--that's it, the end of an era. Nothing else to see here folks.

Would you consider donating 1 or 2 million of your money to them to keep making them? I mean, what is 1 or 2 million out of 156?

You might even be able to convince a friend of yours, who is similarly wealthy and who has caught the Cave bug from you, to donate another million or so.

Hell, if you did that, you would possibly even be able to influence the kinds of games that get made (within reason of course, because a great artist is no one's bitch). Guwange 2? (after acquiring the licence from Atlus, or whoever holds it). Ketsui 2?

Would you do it?

(I have a reason for asking this, which will be revealed later. So please take the time to answer.)

>>7347473
>exploit the fuck out of them
Where I'm at they all get paid $100k+ and do actually useful things with high impact instead of clowning around all day for the 3 bmx riders in the local area, and they seem legitimately happy. But keep on coping.

>>7344559
Anything a new player should know that isn't obvious I guess

>>7347493
oh so you work in programming and they are indians?

keep doing the corporate bidding and selling out the country your forefathers built for YOU which you now piss away because you've been entirely ideologically subverted. Always funny how yanks think things always need to be DONE, it's sad and a limited perspective. You aren't doing anything useful buddy.

What a garbage thread, video games aren't even being discussed here. Then again, what can you expect from /v/ermin posting another cancerous and worn-out wojak image.

>>7347512
fuck outta here fag

>>7347493
also you're stealing the very ppl the third world needs to help develop..... not so moral after all kike cunt, keep virtue signalling!

>>7347501
Nah every high paying finance/tech company, hospital, and prestigious academic institution is full of immigrants. Mostly Chinese and Indian, due to the population and cultural importance of wealth and education.
Meanwhile americans are brought up to worship sports and believe they are the best so why try hard? They end up having no drive. The stakes are just higher when you need to work to keep yourself out of a place like india.
>>7347540
One person cannot fix a shithole country alone, but they can do what it takes to go somewhere else. Look at what happens when someone wants to "fix" china...
You are dense and have no perspective. You seethe on the dole and act like you know anything about civic duty. You are just as selfish as these hated immigrants but less clever and don't actually do anything useful. Honestly tragic.

>>7347512
No ones from /v/ except you

>>7347562
lmfao this cope....... its common knowledge that western nations stealing all the talent is having a profound damaging effect on third world all so YOU can have your precious cheaper experts for your corporate masters... you know aid literally destroys africa? and completely demotivated any efforts for farming and self sufficiency... cus why bother when rice from whitey comes every friday!!

BTW indians make incredible doctors but interesting you use a horrid generalisation of americans? typical westie, drive drive drive drive we must earn and drive and earn and drive!! so spiritually void as a people and this is why. Americans have no drive because of demoralization from scumbags like you and your corporate ilk that sold them out and forced them to compete withh martinez also being exploited for less and less and less wage, quality doesnt matter anymore only whats CHEAP and WILLING!

>cultural importance of wealth
>indians

American ignorance everybody, as always projecting their own values onto everyone else, NO ONE wants your shit empty plastic way of life you brain dead fuck, you aren't doing anything "useful" it's all delusion that you need because your emptiness can't find happiness within nor purpose.

>fuck over the natives
Y U NO CIVIC DUTY!

baffling!

silly american, you need zazen, it's good for nothing.....

>>7347562
>One person cannot fix a shithole country alone, but they can do what it takes to go somewhere else.

Look at this evil selfish american.... doesn't care about third worlders only the ones who come and serve HIM.... thousands upon thousands of talented people literally coaxed from their home nations so he can live pretty whilst the third world suffers... what a total immoral yank cunt

>Biden Kills Trump Policy To Fight Opioid Addiction

rip sam

>>7347562
>when you need to work to keep yourself out of a place like india.

look at this YANK CUNT arrogance?? india is a beautiful country full of culture and HISTORY 2 things you naturally know nothing about.... WTF do you think you know about india? ignorant yank retard? get it into your thick cunt head, the rest of the world dont want your SHIT way of fucking life.

>>7347679
>>7347697
>>7347703
>machine gun replying
classic cope n seethe

get a job
grow some hair
gain height
get laid

>>7347709
>get a job
>grow some hair
>gain height
>get laid

>recites hollywood marketing

americunts EVERYTIME

>having hair is a trick of the jews!
how many layers are in this COPE onion, bros?

>>7347679
Lmao out of curiosity I always ask them why they want to be here and if they don't think we have massive problems in our society. They always say the quality of life is a lot better and they make way more money here. The working culture is better and more meritocratic supposedly. If they loved their home countries that much more than those things they do stay.
You're legitimately retarded... Did you not wear a helmet while doing the bmx shit?

it's ok to be bald

>>7347615
Saying the /v/ermin posting wojak and not talking about video games.

>>7347164
Holy fuck quit larping
Nobody who meditates two hours a day is this big of an ego-obsessed cunt lol

>>7347969
By "meditate," he means he sits cross legged on the floor and stares at the wall while thinking of Rob, Rick, Sam, jonny5, and the list goes on...

>>7347423
Take your meds anon

since this is the off topic thread whats your favorite fast food faggots only Americans can reply to me btw this is an american only website

>>7347982
Either Wendy's or Checkers

What the fuck is a sickgrabber

>>7347982
five guys is PEAK, proper mental burgers n fries

>>7347998
this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oa3EmeWtGQ

>>7347981
Dilate your festering wound you call a vagina.

https://rumble.com/vdc0hb-mathematician-election-numbers-dont-add-up.html

>reply to IP ratio

playing rayyden 3
its to hard for me

>>7344543
"Oh boy, a shooter thread! I can't wait to talk about Thunder Force IV and Battle Mania!"

>chav writing walls of text for hours each day seeking validation
Small man syndrome is worse than autism

messin with my stick
probably just gonna drop this salvaged ls-32 into my secondary stick and wait for my ls-62 to arrive because its a major pain in the ass to install a stick into an afs case

>>7344543
What the fuck is a sickgrabber you absolute spergatron?

>>7348147
A player who has a job and can afford to pay for his hobby.

Holy mackerel. Soijak and a barely recognizable reference to literally who-tuber? What a way to start a dialogue! All the herbs, all the fields.

>>7348162
yeah, just go back to gaia kiddo. this is no place for the likes of you.

>>7346951

>>7348176
The fucking thing doesn't even make sense. It's an angeringly stupid way to start a thread.

>>7348176
No one has been on gaia since 2008. Did you just get out of prison or something?

>>7348139
based
>>7348197
t. sickgrabber in denial
>>7348205
you're from 2008 if you don't know about sickgrabs

- posted from the dreamcast web browser on a sony pvm

>>7348219
>4chan too low-effort and zoomed out to tolerate anymore
>rest of the internet too woke, corporate, and bland
What's the point of this gay internet anymore? I want to take as much as I can get from archive.org and move innawoods.

why are these threads always such garbage?
>>7347979
who the fuck are any of these people
>>7345508
>>7346857
>>7346964
>>7346972
>>7347114
who the fuck is chav; are you guys calling someone a chav or is that his handle?
>>7346435
who is this
>>7346450
>>7346467
>>7346478
>>7346785
>>7346894
>>7346907
>>7346914
>>7346936
why the FUCK are you niggers talking about fucking psychiatry in a retro games board
someone PLEASE help me out here; is this just more trannydrama investing my hobbies?

>>7348260
infesting*

>>7348250
cope and take the chav with you
>>7348260
lurk more and read this >>7346707

>>7348269
>lurk moar
ive been on this site for a long time, and ive never seen threads quite like these.
i read the post, and i still don't know who any of these people are. are they... posters? are they... record holders? are they... youtubers? it all just reeks of speedrunner tranny psychobabble drama, but at least i can figure things out by googling or context in the thread itself. that post you linked is just describing personalities behind the names, not who they even are.

>>7348287
>>7348260
You are retardo.

>>7348295
for not knowing rando schizoposters?
lol yeah, *im* the retardo

remember patchy poster and waifubumps? now those were the days

>>7348323
it's retarded discord drama shit that spills in here like a barrel full of industrial grade HIV, you're a better poster for not knowing about this off-site bullshit

this ls-32 either has inverted left and right directions or completely upside down inputs :|

>>7348336
chirst, like what even is the point of a shooter general if no one's even talking about shooters
>>7348295
come on, faggot fuck, lets see you answer this one for me. why talk about irrelevant faggots no one here knows instead of fucking shooters?

>>7348356
talk about shooters then fag

>>7344543
>>7344554
>>7344707
>>7344720

What can /vr/ tell me about Thunder Force II and IV? Can't play it at the moment.

>>7348361
ok faggot, but you're gonna want to answer my question
my favourite shooter is pic related
>>7348368
II is top down, IV is horizontal scrolling. both are worth playing imo, but III and IV are way more popular, and a lot of that has to do with the soundtracks.

Ric seething for being exposed

>>7348379
stay on topic faggot

>>7348356
>chirst, like what even is the point of a shooter general if no one's even talking about shooters
To circle jerk about discord trannies, what else? Everytime a community is created and a hierarchy is constructed, the class structure and ostracization of the non bandwagoners, creates division. Sides are taken and then the human animals herd mentality is on full display. Covens are created and secrets spilled, friendships ruined and backs stabbed. Thats the nature of man. Luckily 4chins has no hierarchy besides tranny jannys abd hiro moot. Our only merits our by the glib of our gab or just having a good conversation. No need for formalities, it keeps things at an even keel... For the most part.

>>7348379
seethe is just a rebadged version of the beaten to death "u mad", cancerchild, talk games

>>7348380
its on topic there used to be a disclaimer on the OP about it

>>7348386
no, sorry, "Ric" is not a retro video game and a disclaimer does nothing to change that
i don't know who the fuck he is, nor do i care
if youre going to have a shooter general, talk about fucking shooters and not some off-site faggotry no one here cares about
look at the fps general; do you see them aping out over noname faggots? no, you see them talking about doom wads and underappreciated games
if you're going to bring weird drama, keep your fucking threads on /vg/ where their rules might tolerate that shit

>>7348373
my faves halo 2
>>7348379
kek
@7348396
dilate

>>7348404

>>7346838
>reading doesn't mean comprehension
>looses his shit like a child born in 06
>calls others spastic

>>7348542
>damage control
>wojack shitter
you make this board worse, larper

Shmup faggots for worst fanbases on 4channel

>>7348565
Seems like it. This thread belongs on old tumblr.

Run n guns are more engagement because not auto scroll you have to act and not only react passively

>>7345848
Seething larper samefagging across multiple threads
Sad!

>>7348665
paranoia paranoia
everybody's coming to get meeee~
just say you never met meeee~

>>7348671
Go outside and get a job

>>7348671
Have sex

>>7348671
I remember that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RUVQdI780

>>7348664
Bmups > run 'n gun > shumps

>>7348718
Bmups are cool idea but so boring to play every level feels the same just swarms of dumb npcs and you abusing some gimmick cheese to herd

>>7348546

>>7349097

>>7347364
>why not ask them the same question? they come here EVERYDAY to follow me lmao
this doesn't excuse you

>>7347512
the shmup in shmupg stands for "this thread is for anything but shmups"

>>7349150
like a shrill autistic funeral dirge for a once alive genre

GOOD NIGHT!

fgfdfdgfdgddfg

>>7349159
fucker

>>7349156
it still has dedicated players they just either don't post here or just treat this thread as the dumpster fire it is

>dedicated players
There are lots of touhou-furry weebs left and some turbo autists who repeat the same things over and over in discord, but not enough to have real completion or leaderboards for example

>>7349465
Competition#

>>7349465
wrong, several players pushed Sisters Royale last year
and the Gradius III Japanese leaderboard is booming (the port came out recently)
drop the cope and either play shmups or back to elf and stfu

>>7349482
>sisters
And they drop it after a month or two and now it's forgotten
>Japanese gradius 3
Let them play that busted thing no one in west cares to bother

>>7347735
yeah materialism.... if the money was home they'd rather be there.

>>7344553
>Announcing a report or 'sage'.
Wew lad

>>7349528
if you want to compete, you have to pay attention to the Japanese scene

secondaries always have excuses to continue to not play shmups lol

>>7349558
Rather sit in discord and post walls of text about player and community issues imo

>>7349528
>scoring gradius III
Get cubed

>>7349569
how's FFXIV going

>>7349542
>Announcing that you can't into reading comprehension
Wew lad. Looks like anon really struck a nerve. I've heard than when your kind get buttblasted like this you're supposed to do something called dilate?

In another thread Anon was wishing he could control the "Option" modules manually with L and R in this game

So I hacked the game so that Select and A does that. You can then remap those buttons to L, R or whatever via emulation

http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/5678/

>>7349749
>Scat
Did you know girls stink of poo

>>7349763
what the fuck is a girl?

>i love shmups!
>don't know who any of the players are
fuck off back to final faggotry larpers, i hear grimwal has a new quest to slay the dark dragon and save your elf FWENDS

Might take the Banana pill tonight and have some fun instead of grinding save states

>>7349896
the cat girls are joining the fight! together we will gather the 7 mystical gem stones and unite with the elves, orcs, and undead to weaken the dark dragon's magic and take him down with the level 6 blizzard spell!

THIS IS GAMING!!!

>>7349896
yeah i've got a 6 hour FFX session tonight planned, pretty excited. first playthrough.

>>7350030
me too, fellow shmup fan

>>7349896
for me, it's going to be Persona 4 (not retro I know), I'm having so much fun
no skill required, no difficulty, only me and my waifus
selecting fire magic in menu against ice enemies makes me feel big brained

>>7349896
It's good to change things up I did that. But now I barely play my shmups

>>7350049
it's okay, you already did your shmup homework sweety. enjoy casting water on the fire enemies :)

>>7350049
it's understandable. it can take 60+ hours to beat an rpg but about 2 hours to pump and dump a shump. don't settle for less if you have the time to invest.

>>7350049
this is what we call a "jarpig"

what if.. we got.. charlene's.. nude pics.. haha just kidding..
unless..?

>>7350103
do you reckon trannies stink to?

>>7350064
>we
No.

>>7350120
t. seething jarpig

>>7350131
t. loner trying to force a shit meme

>>7350132
it's been widespread for years already
if you cry because you feel called out, that's the point
just be a honest jarpig, it's fine

>>7350138
no it hasnt

toaplan is cringe
squaresoft is based
simple as

>>7350146
this post made me play einhander

>>7350151
not a bad starter game but when you're ready to hang with the big bois give final fantasy tactics a try

right lads
what are you sickgrabbing with your gamestop shares?

>>7350161
no, if i do that i'll be farming sp for all the jobs on the first maps, then finally get to mathematician and break the game, too autistic to play normally

>339 / 34 / 46
Bruh you're cringing the entire board

>>7350185
who gives a fuck

>>7350185
there are 80 other threads for you to discuss your final fantasy waifus in, my friend. :)

>>7350218
i dont see a single one

For those wondering what the fuck's going on in this thread: it's an example of a place in the final stage of this pic, after all the fans have left.

>>7350245
im still here :)

>>7350139
even the haters use it sometimes. but it's just in the shmups community

>>7350185
>genre with few fans has few IPs per thread
imagine me shock mate

You think pushing your physical limits to the absolute extreme for 3-4 hrs a day is hard? you think the mental exhaustion of pushing to make something reality is tough?


well then you should try working in an office 10hrs a day sipping coffee and ordering chang and raj to answer the phone...

now THAT'S PEAK PERFORMANCE (and useful to!)

>>7350245
just edit it to 2 pics, before trannies arrived and after.

simple as.

time to cope and seethe

>>7350289
WRONG

time for indian food cus its me mams birthday

and i had my eyes tested this morning and my eyes are literally INSANE so thats nice, she said i have the eye health of a 10-20 yr old and will likely never need glasses until post 50...

>>7350297
too much wanking

>>7350301
too much wanking makes your eyes good?


well thats a new one.

>mysterious gastrointestinal disease
>eats indian food anyway
the illness is fake
>wears gamer glasses
the optometrist is fake

>>7350314
indian foods really good for you mate if its authentic, indians are mostly vegetarian.

>>7350245
tldr
back to elf

>>7350309
i dont believe you though, you've got jamjars

and its from pulling your pud

>>7350329
the fuck are you on about? i don't wear glasses you silly moose, they are blue lighting blocking things not vision specs.

>>7350334
four eyes four eyes

>bananamatic

collect the wealth, straight back to elf
you wanna get on robs level mate and score a thai hooker with a dick who "you sex, me luv u rong time"

>still 47 IP
You're one huge schizo talking to yourself

>>7350438
>back to the reg numbers of shmupg peak a few yrs ago

lmao really makes u THINK!


the cee method really works.

>act like a clown
>cope and seethe 12 hours a day
>reset router 40 times
based cee method

>>7347496
there's a 1up on stage at the end on the big ship (break the orange containers on the side and it's in the compartment at the end)
use all your bombs

banana put the steering wheel back up faggot

My lever arrives today :3

>>7350438
welcome to chav
he legit chain replies to himself, he doesn't even hide it

>>7350450
cee, this thread is full of drive-by people seething at the wojak in op. nothing to do with old shmupg

Is it worth it to get the steam version of Hellsinker? I've got the original version from /jp/ on one of my harddrives still, though I remember having issues with resolution.

>>7351447
Hellsinker's terrible with some of the worst bullet dragging I've ever seen. Pass on it

>>7350995
>seething
literal rebadge of the "u mad" shit beaten to death by underage faggots

thats you that is

>>7351531
What's bullet drag

>>7347325
>i turned down 2 jobs one for circus company
C L O W N
T R I C K S

>>7351447
>buying games on Steam
Why would you support DRM cancer?

>>7351570
when you move the screen left/right the bullets are dragged by this movement. Kusoge element

>>7351447
Nah it's literally just the game no bells or whistles also who knows how much money the devs are even seeing from it

>>7351614
i see
always thought that was a nice stylistic choice on the devs end because of how the player interacts with bullets but to each their own

>>7351951
lol

>>7352041
to each her own*
sry bout that

wot u play

>>7352084
the first 2 levels of every cave game on mame

>>7352183
then back to 30 hours of elf

>>7348718
Truth and fact snes had the best beatemups too

>>7352084
shmups

>>7348718
Your saying beatemups are the greatest of all 3? Going by mathematics, you are saying that shmups are at the bottom

>>7352247
congratulations, sherlock

>>7352235
not a chance mate, streets of rage > final fight
final fight on snes couldnt even give you all 3 characters, they had to make a new cart just for guy
megadrive clearly is better for side scrolling beat 'em ups

>>7352235
>playing beatemups with 2 enemies on screen at once
stop drinking soi and go play arcade chad'em ups

>>7352254
>Only has streets of rage
SNES has undercover cops and much more

>>7352274
golden axe

>>7352278
The only 2 beatemup series on the genesis. SNES has super double dragon, tmnt, battletoads, and more!

>>7352274
>SNES has...
SNES could only display 3 enemies to beat up at once.

>bmups
the most soi genre there is outside of elf.
cringe.

bumps are shit and the snes is a bing bing machine

>>7352281
At least there is more variety!

>>7352274
>playing undercover cops on snes and not the arcade in 2021
nibba...

>>7352279
all the series you mentioned have genesis entries

>literally any other game genre gets mentioned (bmups this time)
>automatically an active discussion
>someone talks about shmups
>ignored till someone else brings up another topic
why do you guys keep making and bumping shmup threads if you don't like nor play the games?

shmups are only talked about to shit on 'em, makes you think

i'm not giving away my sekrit 1st boss strats

>>7352315
go to bed plasmo

fuck all this shit, im all about NHL 94 on genny right now

ninja warriors again is the best 16-bits bmup, though we have a better remake now.

>>7352383
fuck off rob, you talk such shit

>>7352383
ninja warriors and final fight 3 are better than streets of onions 2 & 3 (but not 4)

what are some good co-op games to just switch on and zot out to with some bros, bros?

>>7352397
if only there was a job where you could get paid for being wrong all the time, you would actually have a career

>>7352405
there are many shmups you can play on fightcade 2. and you can credit feed mindlessly.
but I bet you wanted to know about anything-but-shmups

>>7352397
SHUT THE FUCK UP ROB

final SHITE 3 is fucking WANK, not even a patch on sor3

>>7352407
hes gonna need extra jobs when his thai bride fleeces him.

seething

>>7344543
I have no idea what is even being said here.

game of the night: dodonpachi 2 bee storm

>>7352430
cors bruv, cors. member this?

>hey pasky hey pasky, t-tell rob final shite 3 is wank!!
>it's fun i like it
>p-pasky tell him sor3 is PEAK!
>...
DownloadCorrupt

>>7352442
>I have no idea what is even being said here.
try rosetta stone english lessons.

>>7352453
>sickgrabber
I'm sure it's just my lack of k owing English, rather than nonsensical words being circulated around this fucking shit board.

>>7352450
he said it was fun but shite, like girlfriends who dont speak english and fleece you

even if it's butchered ff1 is still the best snes ff

>>7352462
>pic talks about "things on my shelf"
take a wild guess what a "sickgrab" is