/vr/ - Retro Games

What are your favorite arcade shmups so I can add them to my list?

>>7331041
What list?

Gunbird 2 is hard

>>7331041
parodius

>>7331041
Metal Black

>>7331095
meme list
>>7330253

>>7331132
>>7331041
Can't help but notice that you've excluded G-Darius.
This is unacceptable.

>>7331041
Mars matrix

>>7331159
I'm sure there are more than a few I've excluded for not working reasons, but I think this one is. I'll add it.

>>7331173
Its audio was broken on MAME until 2019 or something. That's probably why.
Now it runs pretty much perfectly.

G-Darius is playable on old Shmupmame, in fact it's less resource-intensive. Only thing you're missing is the music.

If you haven't cleared deathsmiles, what the fuck are you doing with your time? It takes a day at most.

>>7331225
>playing a Darius game without music
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>7331190
I grep games from MAME *.cpp and G-Darius is on zn which pulls Capcom too. I'll go ahead and add it, but older 8-bit games are all over the place.

>pacman.cpp
>alibaba bigbucks birdiy bwcasino cannonbp clubpacm crush dremshpr drivfrcp eggor eyes jrpacman jumpshot lizwiz mrtnt mspacman nmouse numcrash pacplus ponpoko porky puckman rocktrv2 shootbul superabc vanvan woodpeck

>galaxian.cpp
>amidar anteater armorcar atlantis azurian blkhole bongo calipso catacomb checkman dingo fantastc fourplay frogger galaxian galaxian_sound gmgalax highroll jumpbug kingball kong levers losttomb luctoday mimonkey monsterz moonal2 mooncrst mooncrst_sound moonqsr moonwar mshuttle orbitron ozon1 pisces redufo scobra scorpion scramble sfx skybase spdcoin streakng superbon tazmania tdpgal tenspot theend timefgtr turtles uniwars victoryc videight warofbug zigzagb

look at that shit

>>7331282
Not a pedophile.

>>7331330
Deathsmiles has some of the coolest level designs in any CAVE shmup thanks to its bidirectional nature, a fantastic OST, and a cool pseudo-claymation art style with all sorts of horror-themed monsters as enemies.
Play it.

>>7331041
ff7
>>7331330
congrats you aren't a shmup fan

>>7331330
You're on the wrong site buddy

>about to get wr
>have to piss
>it's so bad you have to stop playing or piss your pants
>run disqualified if you pause

What do you do?

>>7331282
I tried for a couple days, decided I wasn't good enough, and gave up

>>7331912
Not with that attitude you aren't. Just go ahead and transition already.

>>7331904
Seems like a dumb question, you should piss your pants before it becomes that distracting

>>7331914
Well, I cleared Gradius (JP) like an hour ago for the first time. ngl even that was a struggle. Probably Lifeforce/Salamander will be what I try for next, plus working on Thunderforce 4 (on 2nd level after the clone upgrade, so like two or three more after I think?).

>>7331924
You can't though. It comes on suddenly and you don't expect it, it's a long game. Just answer the question, faggot.

>>7331282
I've kusocleared it with rosa but I kinda wanna learn mega black label because the scoring seems more.interesting as you get to be in power up mode more often

Imagine the aroma of her shmup

>>7332260
Imagine the skidmarks... yummy

>>7332264
This^
But unironically

imagine being a footfag

>>7332359
Hnnnnng

>>7331282
Only Cave game I've cleared.

>harry style pedo op

alright you win guys, im out.

>>7332359
>>7332264
>>7332260
dont forget discoloration from sweat, stench from farts, discharge etc

>>7332594
>imagine being a footfag
patrician white man thing, if she doesn't have a deece hoof she probs has other things wrong aswell.

>>7331927
>>7331904
Dr chav here

well adrenaline can work either way, sometimes it empties everything and some ppl it locks up, its likely the adrenaline from shit game doing it so try playing in a more relaxed state and you have less chance of needing to pee

once you have pissed take a moment to notice the pants frontal fragrance next time you wash.

Cee you have a fecal fetish dont lie

>he hasn't played Cho Aniki

Ikeda is a foot man.

>>7331282
>It takes a day at most
h-haha y-yeah at most
(still cleared it eventually)

is dragon blaze or gunbird 2 harder, i think GB2

Wish I had a stinky japanese gf bros...

>>7332712
Thanks for the dollar, brah.

>>7332882
Gb2 2-all is harder for sure

>>7332985
post both clears

both clears

>>7332995
aight stop talking out of your ass then, poser

>>7333000
Okie dokie

DB and GB 2? Equally boring because so predictable mean no excitement

>>7333064
someone hasn't played loop 2

>>7333064
psikyo actually made good games after strikers 1945 though

>>7333067
I know loop 2 is also same same predictable

>>7333132
lol

>>7331282
>It takes a day at most.
haha yeah totally...

https://youtu.be/nqXQAb2F130

GOD MODE ACTIVATE!

*buys the 400 dollar cave jacket*
hell yes shmuppers am i right

>>7333258
https://streamable.com/sw8reu

>>7333258
I thought we were together to take down clp, ha.

>>7333281
holy crackers

lads i just copied the strats of a replay for 200 hours to reach a score in ddp that no one gives a fuck about. 200 hours to mimic a replay that released before mine. the videos look exactly the same. why bother with shmup scoring?

>>7331018
scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>>7333354
>he finally gets it

now go do something better instead.

>>7333354
copymonkey problems :\

>>7333354
Because it's fun and you do it for self satisfaction not money or fame.

>>7333409
>self satisfaction
>copying someone elses work every single pixel

>>7333424
the fun is in the execution. if you don't find that fun just go back to elf.

>>7333354
aim for personal best or compete with your close friends. don't worry about the world records.

Fun stops when there no excitement and no surprise because same thing over over

>>7333424
>copying every single pixel
literally no one does this. you're just shit.

>>7333451
you're here every thread. we get it. just go back to elf

>>7333451
yeah jrpgs sure do suck

>>7333424
>self satisfaction
>shitposting into the void

anyone else think zerorangers game over song sounds like my heart will go on

>>7333451
>>7333460
>>7333472

>tfw was deluding myself into thinking shmups were for self-satisfaction
>see the same cope i was using in these threads and shmup discords
I should have took the bananapill sooner.

>>7333504
If you don't enjoy a game, don't play it. No one is forcing you to.

>>7333504
ragequit the internet and play gacha games?

>>7333504
see you in FFXIV's GameFAQs

>>7333504
>tfw was deluding myself into thinking posting on the internet was for self-satisfaction
>see the same cope i was using in threads and discords
I should have took the careerpill sooner.

>>7333531
based, but posting on the internet takes minutes and doesn't require loading states for hours a day years on end

I like the metal slug games because don't need top much routing but shmups are boring

>>7333547
>implying people only stick around to do one post per day and don't spend hours doing many + reading inane garbage from a cumulative standpoint

>>7333579
Speedrunning and shmups very much same and lame

>>7333583
Not everyone is iconoclast, akagi, retardo, or chav

Stop replying to the bait.

>>7333593
Everyone bullies you tho

>>7333593
and those still have actual shmup achievements unlike these jarpigs

>>7333603
>shmup achievements
And none of them have their life together.

>>7333608
that only goes for chav
which is the only one that doesn't play shmups anymore
hmmm

>>7333608
Talking to yourself ? Where did iconoclast touch you?

the CHAD iconoclast: INSANE shmup achievements, tons of clears, succesful YT channel, works, has asian gf
the virgin jarpigs: neet, incel, seeks friends in gay elf games, goes to shmup threads daily to cope with the fact that these games crushed them "heh who cares they're bad games anyway RITE GUISE. PLEASE VALIDATE ME"

>>7333617
retail work at 30 and heroin ain't having you life together.
>>7333620
Are you implying those 4 aren't constantly in this thread? Read the reply chain. Every shmup thread for months have been those overachievers posting about the same shit.

>>7333643
ric gets mentioned a lot because rent free but he's not here. you're right about the others tho

>>7333650
You're right, retardo seemed to disappear once chav, icon and akagi started their war.

>>7333657
he hasn't posted regularly since the vg days so close to 2 years ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
This thread was going so well.
Why?
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS?

>>7333675

>>7333675
>This thread was going so well.
for what like five posts?

this happens EVERY TIME

>>7333675
school is over

It's a pump n dump genre like pazzy said.

jarpigs are bad because I can just copymonkey the turnbased choices made. I don't even have to handle execution really, it's just selecting the right choice in a menu.

>>7333650
lmao yet when he needs to be here he suddenly is able to post again


REARRY MAK U THANK

>>7333675
too few players so the shitposters overrun the place every time

>>7333737
You talk too much.

>>7333634
>has asian gf
FUCKING hilarious if true

what a poor girl, imagine having a burf only with you because of your race.... positive racism is racism to y'know but bet sam the skag miraculously wont abject to that kind.

>>7333736
they even use walkthroughs, maps and sometimes savescumming to trivialize any challenge. not just grind. SAD

Opinions on the Raiden series? Is it worth it to download an FM Towns Marty emulator just for the first Raiden Densetsu?

>>7333459
>literally no one does this. you're just shit.
rob does and in every genre.

>>7333427
WOO I EXECUTED THE SAME AS A JAP

sad

>>7333758
>Opinions on the Raiden series?
good but also shit. LET ME MOVE FASTER REEEEEE

>>7333756
Tell us how much girls stink
Sour grapes cope.

>>7333758
>Opinions on the Raiden series?
DX is PEAK, fairly non soi

>>7333769
fuck up pleb the movement is perfect

>>7333770
sorry i dont talk to racists.

>>7333758
if you're gonna emulate just go with MAME
they're solid if you're into that style

>>7333756
You expect anything other than asian? Iconoclast is a pedo who wishes he was Japanese.

>>7333776
>just go with MAME
That FM Towns soundtrack though...

MUST READ

https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-prevent-skid-marks-on-my-thong

>>7333780
he was despo enough to accept anything and just pull her eyes up with he fingers to look gook during sex

@rob let your gurf know so you dont have to go through getting poo on your fingers and dick.

>>7333803
Shouldn't he know this stuff from his sister?

>>7333791
The original BGM is better IMO

>>7333805
>Shouldn't he know this stuff from his sister?


siblings have a decreased sense of each others smells due to similar environments and they only fucked in the dark so mum wouldnt come in the room cus shes scared of ghosts.

>>7333809
thats what rick would say....

>>7333794
chav can you please stop bringing up feces ffs

>>7333823
you need to be aware of poo, poo is all around you.

>>7333818
Of course. No two people can ever have the same opinion. That's ridiculous.

>>7333818
>rick
>caring about BGM
cmon chav

>>7333823
kek

>>7333830
I missed this in the teachings of the dao, thx

i don't have time to bait and laff at joo today chav, i got deadlines to make. i pass the torch to someone else.

>>7333853
This thread will be much better without you.

Leave this to me, boys.

>>7333868
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7333803
>studied at Unemployment
ah yes, the same school chav got his master's in.

>>7333780
>>7333803
>>7333814
Cringe n'
C o p e

>>7333889
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y

Who is Rob and why do you keep posting about him

>>7333836
hes actually said it verbatim that he prefers r1 renditions, ask him.

>>7333840
no problem, soon you will have daon syndrome

>>7333853
>i don't have time to bait and laff at joo today chav, i got deadlines to make.

LMFAO! rob covert admitting hes already UNDER THE STINKY THUMB, KEKED BY CHONG AND VADGE SEWAGE

>>7334248
ignore chav posts (the guy below you), he just has people inside his head rent free

>>7333853
>i don't have time to bait and laff at joo today chav, i got deadlines to make


yes you better run along now waitu piggu...

>>7334263
D E S P O

and not gonna happen.

>>7334310
whats the scoop?

>>7334314
fuck off retard chav

>>7334321
so whats the scoop?

>>7334332
>using pfp from one of his alts like we don't remember
you're even more retarded whan I thought

>>7334339
>thinking i give a fuck when i can make 300 more alts
lmao put your dummy back in.


so is plasmo friends with sam now?

CAVE bosses should have more physicality to them. They should use guns and cannons visible on their mass rather than just spawning bullets all over.
also, chav is ftm transgendered.

>>7334362
chav is a skinny version of buck angel

>>7334414
why do you even kno who that is?


queer bot

>>7334418
watched a random report about that dude on TV years ago
buff bald dude with a pussy, quite strange isn't it
you happen to look like her, minus the muscles

Chav with the pussy!
Lol

S K I D M A R K M S X

>>7334470
What do you think, sam? Is this post transphobic or obsessed with trannies?

>>7334485
btw chav, do ftm trannies leave frontskids too

>>7334481
This is for shoot e'm ups, not amiga driving games.

>>7334490
let's make a /vroom/ crossover crusade
WAR on chav the pussy bearer!!

Chav is a bald pussy but is her pussy bald too? rly makes u think

Chav is not nearly hot enough to be buck angel

>>7334272
>>7334250
Very interesting, Chav. So tell me, is "Rob" in the thread with us? Is he, by chance, related to "Jonny5"?

>>7334612
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7334470
>watched a random report about that dude on TV years ago
t. discovered him on a drug fuelled tranny wank binge

>>7331282
The whole game is piss easy even by my casual standards, but the very last stage becomes impossible. Exact same deal as Gunbird 1. I suspect it's because both games let you pick your own route so all the stages were created with equal difficulty, until you reach the last stage.

>>7334780
>Gunbird 1
>let you pick your own route
you call "first three stages random then next four static" that? lol
fuckin posers

>>7334801
>save state at beginning of run
>if it turns out you got the stage order you wanted, keep that save state from the beginning
>if not, repeat
wala, bone apple teat.

>>7334816
3/7 stages

>>7334824
still tho

>>7334828

>>7334762
>tranny wank binge
P R O J E C T I O N

Bald monk? More like bald manko lmao

>>7335042
nah westie using jap slang is an instant cringe as fuck fail.

>>7335202

>>7335202
mald.

>>7335232
your girlfriend farts and poos and has rancid morning breathe full of bacteria

>jealous incel cope seethe

>>7335258
>jealous

?????????????????????

How do you get to that? weird comprehensionj, american education.

best console shmups?

>>7335283
Axelay, R-Type Delta, and the Thunder Force series come to mind.

>>7335317
Thunder Force III technically did get an arcade port, but it was first developed for the Mega Drive so I think it counts

>>7335317
lmao


>>7335283
einhander, eliminate down, gradius gaiden, gley lancer

>>7335317
>Axelay

>>7335327
your efforts will never work, this is MY zone and we will NEVER discuss boring fucking shmup SHITE

EVER

>>7335341
MY TERMS

I AM THE RULES

>chav caught lying and talking about shmups
covert soi

>>7335327
>>7335339
Hey what's wrong with Axelay??

>>7335379
It's a bad meme game.
>elaborate on that
no.

>>7335379
more like axewound, it stinks.

>>7335383
>>7335389
Is it just because it's popular?

>>7335283
Star Fox

>>7335408
Even if only two people in the entire world liked it, I would still hate it. Probably wouldn't go out of my way to shit on it, tho.

>>7335408
>shmup

>popular

you're on a roll mate

>>7335419
OK, good point.
>>7335418
Is it the weapon system and strange-looking sprite scaling?

>>7335435
mode 7 is legit wank, never seen it look good in an y game desu

>>7335389
maldcel

>>7335459
So would you say it's a decent game if you like or tolerate the graphics during mode 7 stages?

>>7335505
dunno never played it

>>7335559
Of course

>>7335875
fuckin lol dude
why is this the hill he's willing to die on

>>7335875
>he fell for the mister meme

>>7335341
desu this is one of chav's finest posts, i've been lmao at it since yesterday.

>>7335875
Only $500 what a deal.

I'm a big fan of cave shmups and azn girls and I keep my replays hidden.

>>7336103
She stinks!

>>7336103
Girls who play shmups fuck on the first date.

Playan Trizeal tonight

Is charlene considered a hon by shmup players? A hon is a non-passing late transitioner who dress and act like caricatures of women.

>>7336283
Just a coincidence that you have in depth tranny knowledge, huh Chav? Not like you like them or anything...

>>7336283
No idea and don't care.

>>7336283
>A hon is a non-passing late transitioner who dress and act like caricatures of women.
fucking kek, this tranny meta is great.

who is chav?

>>7336303
The man who stands alone at the peak of Mount Autism.

I just want a fun danmaku I can play for survival and score without having to learn drastic different routes. Fucking cave

What's your favorite shmup which features on-the-fly weapon swapping?

>>7336453
this >>7335341

>>7336487

>>7336487
>if I can't join your tree house no one can!
Lol

>>7336283
I'll give props to him, I've rarely seen him talking about being a tranny in marks discord unlike some others.

>>7336773
idk where you've been then because it's mentioned all the time and is in her profile on the farm

>>7336773
lmao, chadlene went ham on reporting me for even mentioning it.

>>7336103
that stool will end up as brown as the game

>>7336015
>severe autism
t. racist dating an asian for being asian
t. copied replays
t. can't enjoy subtle sarcasm

we all know who the real autist is

>>7336290
not me dickhead

>>7336283
dont care, just another meaningless label

so anyway lads what operating systems is everyone here using?

im trying a new one and just curious.

>>7335875
mark could get the western record (if he wanted to)

>>7331041
>>7331132
Throw in Space Harrier and Fantasy Zone 2 (the remake)

>>7333853
>Collect DOLE

>>7337180
>we all know who the real autist is
the one that got an autism diagnosis from the clinic i'd imagine

>>7336563
Usually when players quit shmups they go do something else, unless they have friends in the community....but clp must have nothing else to do and no one else to talk to.

>>7337273
I'm an outsider looking in on your community through this thread, is he really this bad all the time?

>>7336453
ZeroRanger

>>7337273
>d-darts and r-racing games are PEAK!

>>7337283
yes for over a decade and he's only gotten worse

Found Cee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey2iGAzQDc4

>You want to marry a human woman? They smell bad.

>>7337283
Read the thread and tell me.

What to play? Every shmup I try is boredom

Yo sam when you put the needle DOWN have a word with your mate raciss rob will ya? turns out he's very bigoted

>>7337273
>>7337303

>Usually when players quit shmups they go do something else,
OOOOF losers who have shmups as a primary hobby? very sad.

for me its always been a secondary one to proper hobbies, just a silly evening thing.

Not to mention the fact ive done more than ANY one in this thread ever but yes i currently pursue darts and have close irl friends, unlucky fags!

>>7337303
proves my diversity in skill whilst you can only do.... oh just vidya.... meanwhilst ive conquered bmx,juggling,pinball,judo, various vidya, darts, road cycling... the list goes ON

>>7337247
one the one hand
>fake ill cee lies!!

but on the other hand?
>cee was diagnosed he tells the truth!

good luck getting out of that one lmfao

>>7337283
>I'm an outsider looking in on your community through this thread,
when you say this 20 times mate the fact you're lying becomes really obvious lmfaooooo

>>7338213
>meanwhilst ive conquered bmx,juggling,pinball,judo, various vidya, darts, road cycling... the list goes ON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

>>7338138
>What to play? Every shmup I try is boredom
darts either steeltip or soft tip, great fun, lifelong levels of skill development, millions of ways of doing things mathematically, feels good, amazing community, you dont have to feel embarrassed for doing it like shmups..... dont have to hide in cuckshed guscord with the other losers hiding your dirty vidya secret,.

>>7338227
k. But all you can do is SALTY and HATE like a typical bitter little NERD

http://www.flatmattersonline.com/repost-ciaran-perry-interview

>>7338235
yeah but we've copied replays to make our own

>>7338253
thats right, you operate within strict pre determined parameters of code, no athletic creativity at all, no real growth once you have peaked.

stop replying to chav you fucking imbeciles

>>7338138
touhou

>>7335341
lad..

>>7338309
>touhou
th14 is best touhou

>36 but already living in his past like an old man
>hypochondria
>mythomania
>covert coprophilia
>alopecia
>afraid of women
>bullied by chad dutch roommates
>bongistan
>clown tricks and darts
>dozens of online strangers RENT FREE
>in love with Rob and AnnK
>constant state of seethe
>talkative (a bit too much)
>on the dole
>still living at mom's
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>7338581
obsessed

>>7338661
this, honestly. every fucking time you acknowledge chav's existence, you're objectively making the thread worse. stop replying to him. stop talking about him. hide his posts and ignore him.
the people replying to and baiting chav are doing far more to shit up the thread than chav is, and unlike chav they're not even -trying- to shit up the thread.

>>7338892
you're right and I appreciate your sentiment but the reality is, without the chav shitposting there's no juice to this thread due to a lack of shmup players on vr. if you do that the thread will just die. which is a better outcome than living in this state, but still.

>>7338932
in that case it might be better to just let this thread die and spread throughout /vr/ to create threads for individual shmups as whimsy strikes. i don't think we need a containment thread and honestly being a general probably scares away a lot of would-be shmup players on /vr/.

>>7338971
I do tell people to do just this but they can't resist laffin at chav

>>7338581
>>bullied by chad dutch roommates
ok you lost me with this one?

>>7338892
ceething

>tfw chav was secretly trying to save shmupg the whole time but ungrateful trannies were just too T H I C K to realize
chav... hard a hard life...

>>7338892
>>7338932
>>7338971
>>7338985

all it took....

was one man.......


i am the fucking tlb, you were foolish.

>>7339228
now you see why it hurt me so when rick sold out and got into bed with tranny y soi

So you only get the x2 bee in DOJ if you collect all ten bees AND didn't die on the stage, right?
Does the second loop need you to just collect all 10 in three stages or specifically get the perfect x2 bee three times?

>>7339395
your efforts will never work, this is MY zone and we will NEVER discuss boring fucking shmup SHITE

EVER

best non elf rpgs?

>>7331330
Lol, based and jarpig pilled

>>7339664
>>7339678
stop bumping this thread and just talk about rpgs elsewhere
let it rip

>>7331168
more Like meme matrix, amiright?

>>7339690
how about no?

its MY house, youre just a GUEST

>>7339690
Shut the fuck up, I'm not your nigger!

>>7339716
basado

>>7339727
ANON NO

DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE AROUND SAM

>>7339735
nah sams changed, he allows rob who's legit racist as fuck to go unchallenged, not very progressive to date ppl for what race they are instead of what person they are, very shallow and racist, positive racism is the worst kind

>>7339734
¿Basado en qué?

>>7339743
en tu vieja

>>7339739
>>7339735
i've never cared about the language people use. cee just spreading lies.

Why the fuck is nobody talking about shmups
This is even worse than the old /vg/ threads

>>7339761
lmaooo sam they've all seen your fucking knee jerk drum circle responses and pro tyrone posts in the cords

drugs


>>7339765
cus they are dead, cringe and shite, this is a place to leave shmups behind and become a better human being with less shame for doing such a pathetic thing in adult hood

>>7339769
never cared about peoples language, just think it's unhealthy to seethe about random groups all day. like your obsession with trannies and how you imagine everyone is one. you are incapable of seeing nuance and paint everyone as a caricature.

>>7339765
the old threads had rick and other regulars that aren't here anymore
now it's just chav who dislikes shmups (post below yours) and people laffin at him

>>7338235
>10 years ago
>4 comments

>>7339773
lmao sam the projection here is insane... you paint everyone as LE POL LE NAZI!!!! i am the king of nuance, you are thick as pig shit.

>>7339784
welcome to rob.... imagine being so dense and shut in on social media that you think view counts determine how credible something is...

>>7339791
you are actually a nazi though. you hate other races of people, hate trannies, screech about degeneracy, literally dickride the original nazis. you are the only person ive called one and it's cause you are. not sure why you're trying to deny it now.

>>7339796
based

>>7339796
wtf? see you dont even know what i think at all (because its impossible to penetrate your retard drum circle brain with anything)


why are turbo lefties so bereft of self reflection? im going to blow your mind here sam, i want every race to be the best it can be, i want black societies and asian and indian etc to SUCEED, i want national socialism for ALL peoples, no not wanting our homelands flooded and purposefully destroyed by self loathing pieces of scum shit like you is not racial hatred.

>>7339810
> i want national socialism
so yeah i was right

moving on

>>7339796
original nat socs werent racist either, you'd know this if you studed ANYTHING instead of regurgitating bullshit hollywood junk you fucking drum cricle faggot

>>7339813
oh so what happened to your "nuance"? lmfaoooooooooooooo

thanks for showing everyone what you really are, a self hating drug addict piece of cunt filth who isnt good enough to wipe a dick on.

>>7339796
>you hate other races of people, hate trannies, screech about degeneracy, literally dickride the original nazis
sounds based to me

>>7339818
>i'm a nazi, just not a racist one
ok w/e you say dawg

>>7339820
sams become a minority in his own area and hes fine with that! he says "but martinez is cool"


....................


>>7339821
Hollywood "knowledge" from mr "nuance"

Ghandi was racist, what say ye?

>>7339828
i say you're a faggot and i don't feel like screeching back and forth with you endlessly. you're like a homeless person ranting on the side of the rode.

>i used to ride me bike
why is this so accurate, bros? he's even a bald manlet

>>7339836
where as you actually are a homeless person on drugs lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo


thats right mr nuance you run along when we get down to actual detail... really makes you think!

>>7339836
*road
talking to chav is messing up my spelling to

>>7339839
Damn you served him with that Facebook meme

>>7339838
there's nothing more pathetic than seeing a 300yr old, arrogant, toddler nation, cowardly kneeling to it's antique farm equipment out of fear they will burn, loot and murder everything.

But, Fuck all niggers!

>>7339847
nah its the drugs.

heres the SCOOP!

one the one hand cee is racist nazi!

> wants the best for all people and to see all races unify and succeed and be self sufficient in their own lands

rob is cool though!

>so deeply racist he waits 30+ yrs until the first asian comes along he can stick his dick in solely because shes yellow and has funny eyes and nothing at all to do with her character

westies arre so twisted now they can't see anything clearly.

Lolz black lives dont matter

>>7339867
>isn't racist
>wants people separated by race
ok

Why do you guys think I like niggers?

>>7339873

>>7339791
>welcome to rob.... imagine being so dense and shut in on social media that you think view counts determine how credible something is...
looks about as big as landing an interview in annk's magazine
bet she has more readers THO

>>7339880
aren't you the guy with the fake illness?

This is a shmup thread, not a political r9k thread, wtf...

>>7339880
it was a repost rob..... such a predictable thinker though.

>>7339884
thats rob, he's deeply racist.

>>7339884
The racism is real, the illness is fake.

>>7339891
>insults brits
>gets mad when brits mock what the americlaps have become
>cry it's not fair

>>7339892
you cope, however you can.

>>7339909
cope with what? don't you have a sushi butthole to make your nose smell of?

Look at how happy this little basedboy faggot is! He loves his shumup soup and likes japanise girl farts!https://youtu.be/lZEsi_Ncdjs

>>7339919
I bet you that's the man who started this thread lol.

>original nat socs werent racist either
chav... from Mein Kampf:
>The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people.
>That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.

>>7339919
>able to be dled and enjoyed by the masses!!

>the 3 ppl who care and play

>>7339926
It's such a niche genre, grow the fuck up and play some ps5 or snes.

>DA JOOS!
a mid 30s year old man has been completely brainwashed by the opinions he's downloaded from pol... no wonder he still lives with mommy

>>7339934
both the ps5 and snes have shmups

>>7339867
> wants the best for all people
>is a 36 y/o bald manlet neet incel, living with mum, forever stuck in the past, spending his days seething on 4chan, obsessing over random gamers and /pol/ memes, all while faking an illness and making bad faith arguments for attention
why don't you act to better your own life, master of self-reflection?

>>7339924
yes? and from table talk "push the eastern jews into the swamps", how does hitlers personal views become the entire german peoples? why don;t u go look up jesse owens account? of how well he was treated by hitler et al and how they gave him his own practice course and were less racist than back home.....


im not gonna pretend it isnt fucking hilarious how accurate that excerpt is though.. probs the truest words you ever uttered.


>>7339938
t. oblivious indoctrinated demoralized leftist

>>7339942
i'll never fall to the level of buying toys and being posi racist

>>7339942
Coming from the full grown man that literally says the word "shmup" on his streams and videos. Grow up, and get into adult things, like politics! It's real life for godsakes! Pay attention to it!

would the nazis have allowed chav to live?
>bald, manlet, visibly inferior genetics
>mysterious illness
>refuses to work, gets all his money from "shares" and the dole
>obsessed with lgbt people and drug users

>Fake an illness, and collect the dole.
what did buddha mean by this?

>>7339963
they didn't like mentally ill people leeching off the government so definitely no

>>7339963
>>7339964
ceething GANG cant take down ONE MAN

fyi goebells was disabled with club foot, of course sam doesn't know this.

>>7339964
You mean the coronavirus!?

>This person suffering from hereditary defects costs the community 60,000 Reichsmark during his lifetime. Fellow German, that is your money, too.
OOOOOOF
CHAV BTFO

>>7339984
the funniest thing is how you think you're presenting anything i dont know lmfao

i completely agree with t4.

>>7339990
time to take that nembutal then

>>7339984
didnt finish... i completely agree with t4 because its the most humane possible way of ending needless suffering.... today we make you stay alive against your will and you have to suffer and suffer where as we grant animals a peaceful exit...

evil nazis!!

wait....

Guscord has launched their initial strike. Chav is weakened, but it's not enough to finish the job... We need a more powerful weapon to raze this land... I'm calling in the cavalry.

chav you're a leech for your parents and noone likes you
be true to your beliefs and take that nembutal

Trizeal is pretty fun

>>7340003
im self sufficient... unlucky LOSER!

awwww you NEED to be liked!! by a TRIBE!


LMFAOOOO silly tranny

>>7340005
your efforts will never work, this is MY zone and we will NEVER discuss boring fucking shmup SHITE

EVER

>>7340007
>im self sufficient...

>im self sufficient
>lives with parents
>cant work due to fake illness
suicide already you human waste

RED LEADER TO BASE RED LEADER TO BASE

the "chav" is cornered, time to finish him off quick before he catches a second wind. lixcord send in reinforcements!

>>7340016
>human
that's too much for chav
subhuman as kraut would say

>>7340016
you seem upset.

>>7340005
cool i'm gonna try it

Gotta love the SCUM who preach acceptance and drum circle values wishing death on others....

trannies and soi are always the SHITTEST human beings always

>>7340012
yep making good money on shares atm lmfao, unlucky DUMB CUNT, stick to wasting time on silly games LOL

>>7340016
work? i make from investments lmfao, WOT U DO?

look at how VICIOUS they are getting lmfao, wishing death, slew of insults... a GANG MOB on ONE MAN!

OOF! and you've all still done NOTHING with your SHIT lives LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#

(apart from drugs)

>>7340028
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7340029
pretty sure you've wished death on others like trannies
it's ok when you do it

>>7339796
>you are actually a nazi though. you hate other races of people, hate trannies, screech about degeneracy, literally dickride the original nazis.
idk man that sounds kinda based...

post those shares chav...
the shares are fake

>>7340029
i never wished death on you, just feel sorry for you desu. none of those posts are me.

>>7340038
>pretty sure


lmfao typical leftist, so not only do u NOT care about any nuance or robs racism but now you dont even need to be sure to sink to such levels.... that you myco? or does sam really only care about saving da trans?

>>7340043
>post those shares chav...
i'll tell you this... bio fuel and pharma....

>>7340029
>yep making good money on shares atm lmfao, unlucky DUMB CUNT
>thinks ANYONE believes his "shares" income
dumb bastard

It's like I walked into a bedroom with two little boys playing army with their favorite toys! How cute OwO

>>7340049
the thing about wmaf relationships is that asian girls are also racist so it works out great

>>7340046
i actually know sam, only trannies sink to such levels of venom, they are fucking broken feral immoral cunt scum filth.

i spent some months undercover in their communities, fucking horrendous people.

>>7340050
why do i care what you believe? lmfao im ok financially mate and ive just given you 2 tips to make good money.... need to hurry though, my best mate also made 30 k last week....

>>7340058
lmao true

show the deposits into your checking account
let's see those SHARES big boy

>>7340061
i don't hate you or any thing desu chav i just think arguing with you is funny

>>7340062
>dole and mum's allowance

>>7331018
I demand you to get a fucking girlfriend, you pedophile cunt. Grow up

>>7340070
>allowance
that's an american term

>>7340069
see? its a good time... thanks to ME, everyones a winner (minus myco the venom tranny cunt)

>>7340062
more interested to see what the investments are desu, i had money in carnival cruises but moved it due to stagnation

>>7339926
>>the 3 ppl who care and play
And literally none of them but mark is going to bother using this shit lmao. And he'll only use for a couple days before he gets bored again and moves on to more busybody shit.

>>7340073
thats rob, you can tell because hes always polite enough to use mum instead of mom well that and he wishes he was bong

i've done all i can. you fuckers are beyond saving.

>>7340076
>thats rob
Uh huh. So "Rob" is here with us, Chav? Right now? Very interesting...

>>7340074
myco isn't trans in the first place lol
dumb chav

>>7340076
>he wishes he was bong
i thought rob wished he was jap? which is it?

>>7340081
good

>>7340086
jong and bap

>>7340085
lmfaoooo wat? which is the finn freak who tried to say hello with meatsack titty selfies?

>>7340082
good point, probs getting roasted by asian gurf dad

>>7340081
dont forget 45 mins zazen morning and night

laters

>>7340085
>myco isn't trans
I'm honestly shocked right now. I seriously thought it was a tranny based off some hysterical farm posts.

>>7340098
>lmfaoooo wat? which is the finn freak who tried to say hello with meatsack titty selfies?

>>7340081
see you tomorrow.

>>7340107
thats right now? the entire buddhist practice is around not engaging with thoughts and letting them pass, he describes it himself as his superpower....

the training is working, zazen makes you more mindful and im letting go of the trauma of that fuggo tits on a stick.

>>7340117

>>7340124
thats why its a practice, it takes work and time

i dont meditate though i only do zazen everyday twice

>>7340124

masaka... is he back?!

>>7340117
>fuggo tits on a stick
you'd think chav would've shared the cringe since he particularly hates trannies but nobody in the community has actually seen that pic ..
maybe chav actually enjoyed the pic since he has a helpless tranny fetish and all this whining is just cope?

kinda fucked up how zeroranger is still the best indie shmup to come out in the past few years

Varth is fun

>>7340526

>>7340571
yeah its really good

you're thinking of shar the based tranny

>>7340571
Go back home to Reddit or /leftypol/ or SA or whatever cesspit you crawled out of

We've caught onto the "spam random 4chan boards with beardo Wojak" and while that may be funny doing it to /pol/, it's cringe on almost any other board.

Plus, it really feels like you guys are projecting hard

>>7341269
>being this triggered
>long blog post reply
Found the shill lol

>>7341269
zero ranger is shit

>>7340526
hmmm no sweetie

>>7341598
>Rehash 17 The Retarded Sounding Subtitle
Yeah ok

>>7341612
>implying zero ranger isn't a retarded name
Yeah, I'm thinking the game with the cute girls wins.

>>7341634
>the game with the cute girls
deathsmiles?
because I can't see any cute girls in touhou

>>7341650
Pc98 era
Take me back

>>7341650
How is it possible to do something for 30 years and not only not improve, but actually get worse? He's too young for it to be something like dementia.

>>7341665
How did he get worse?

>>7341659
>>7341665
>>7341671
non-weeb reporting in, they all look the same, there was no getting worse or being good from the start

>>7339796
Based imo! Frenship with shmupgang is ended. Now Cee is my new best fren!

>>7341872
based on what?

>>7340526
>kinda fucked up how zeroranger is still the best indie shmup to come out in the past few years


because the genre is legit dead as fuck and honestly it should be, the devs are shit, the players are mentally fucking retarded and shit, trannies are shit and ruin everything, hi scores are shit, japs are shit, its all complete fucking horse cock and shit

>>7342112
and the cherry on top of that mountain of shit is none other than chav

>>7342112
Ok banana

banana, why did you make your gamefaqs private after it was posted here? not only you still check this place, but you're ashamed of your elf retirement? OOOOOOF

>>7342119
you're saying im fucking madmax? yeah thats right then, the righteous and moral standing on top of the filth (trannies)


>>7342143
naw dawg


>>7342148
lmfao! based matic, top shelf ELF

what is it with jarpigs and being ashamed of what they are while roleplaying being into other things? oh wait...

>>7342174
what is it with rick pretending he can't post here whilst he blatantly does?

>>7342175
seek help, chav

>>7342176
already take that supplement

Heres the SCOOP and the FACTS


>cee
multi talented
dedicated hardworker
no drugs or alcohol
believes strongly in community
promotes good nuclear families
spiritual practitioner
moral
high culture
self sufficient investor
wants everybody to be the best version of themselves
loves seeing others succeed.

>shar
on the dole
spends it on vidya and weed
hates everything good and righteous
full of venom, wishes death on others
hates himself
grotesque
looks like meatballs on a mouldy cheesestring
sociopathic professional victim
brain damage from HRT pills
single mother household

>>7342450
wtf I love chav now??

which shmup is this you're all talking about?

>>7342185
seek death, chav

>>7342537
VENOMOUS TRANNY

no education

>>7342148
Lmao what a faggot!
not like we can't still google "banamatic site: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/" and see what the dork virgin nerd is up to these days. Lol!

banana why not just beat gaymer's score instead of this faggotry

>>7342741
he made the posts private or something
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Bananamatic

>>7342536
Eschatos

>>7342748
You can still see his posts on the forum and find them thanks to google.
Better change your fruity nickname you 26yo wizard! Lol

>>7342762
ooooof, closet jarpig btfo
and lurking here while seething
the true face of these people, trannies and gentlemen

E L F E D

funny how EVERYONE lurks here, even the longtime quitters and non players

>>7342784
we know, chav. look at you
there's something about shmups that people can't move on, they spend the rest of their lives seething

>>7342784
Seriously what the fuck. Banana left shmups ages ago and yet apparently he saw us post his gamefags profile. How come people can seemingly never leave this place?

>>7342803
The real question is why are people stalking him?

>>7342806
>"him"
>referring to yourself in 3rd person

>>7342806
>stalking
that GameFAQs profile shows up as one of the first results on Google if you look up "Bananamatic". People do so because they seek his replays and such (which he has removed too)

>>7342803
shmups leave a mark on people. they quit and feel the need to eternally cope&seethe. they NEED to feel validated: they left because the games are bad, and not because of the real reason they dropped them. they have to come here and remind us that the games are bad and are eager to see others agreeing with them. just look at chav.
im guessing it's because autistic people (which shmups attract) have a hard time justifying in their head why they're moving on from something

>>7342784
>>7342793
>>7342803

t. shmuptrannies ceething because we will NEVER let you discuss SHMUPS

>>7342824
>have a hard time justifying in their head why they're moving on from something

and yet ive done this countless times in my life, you need a new theory. Its the rob of the world who are too scared to be a beginner at anything again.

>>7342908
I too wish I could move on to "new" things like:

1. Living with my parents.
2. Being on the dole.
3. Being a pedophile.
4. Being a racist.
5. Faking an illness.
6. Pretending to be a doctor.
7. Collecting "shares."

>>7342924
>4. Being a racist.
You keep saying you aren't some SJW caricature and don't care about the language people use, and yet you also keep complaining about racism. Which is it lad? Do you mind if I say the n-word or not?

>>7342931
Are you retarded? There's a pretty wide gulf between someone saying "racism is bad" (something most people agree on) and being some screeching twitter busy body. I don't care about the language you use or saying the n word, just don't think you should hate other races for no other reason but that.

>>7342949
robs racist, why doesnt positive racism bother you?

lastly i dont hate other races yet no matter how many times i explain it you never ever comprehend it. Not wanting every white country to become a mixed shit hole with a porridge or cultures that dont mix and undermine our heritage and history is not racism, i swear you're fucking jewish sam, you have the hair for it.

You know ive been to africa right? have you?

>>7342949
>something most people agree on
kek, the absolute state of sheltered americans. even in the west most people only say "racism bad" because they don't want to get in trouble.