/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7327953
this bait seems kinda weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0upTDZDYQ

Why would I play a pinball aimed at cucks?

>>7327953
not retro, stop shitposting, go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back

>>7328006
Pinball's retro, smartass.

>>7328040
I assumed he was just playing along with OPs weak bait

>>7328040
new machines are not old machines

>>7327953
It was alright

>>7327970
this
real chads play F-14 Tomcat and Whodunit

>>7328042
They ran out of ideas a long time ago. All new tables are effectively remakes of retro tables with different branding.

>>7328042
But they are retro tech

>rick and morty
Numale shit

>>7327953
It's gay as fuck and it's not retro.

>>7328630
you'll get banned, I got warned for saying that, about just this, a modern table

>>7328646
The mods probably like Rick & Morty. Must be why they get triggered when someone says anything negative about that show.

>>7328630
Pinball is allowed here because pinball is inherently retro. It's literally the predecessor of videogames.

>>7329117
>brand new
>mechanical
why yes, it clearly is a retro video game

>>7329117
Newer Pinball games are not retro. That would be like saying House Of The Dead Scarlet Dawn is retro because arcade machines are considered "retro" because of the lack of places that houses arcade machines(other than Dave & Busters or Chuck E Cheeses).

>>7329117
yeah, no, get fucked

>>7329176
ALL pinball discussion is allowed here. It's in the rules. It's always been an established rule here. Fuck off faggot.

>>7329213
>Getting this triggered
Okay zoomcel

>>7327953
>a bit average
It's fucking pinball, might as well play R&M brand poker.

>>7328326
>F-14 Tomcat and Whodunit
How can one man be so based?

Anyway, pinball threads are dead because of nu-/vr/. I used to make threads that would like for 10 days, now they archive in less than a day.
Mods went full retards.

>>7328706
or maybe bc they're a bunch of basedboys and discord trannies

>>7329369
>dumb fuck detected

tell me how i know you can't score a single table?

Pinball is for fucking autists as it is
This thing seems redundant honestly

>>7329953
Have you ever tried a post 1990 pinball?

>>7330015
Yes, they're shit just like all pinball machines

>>7329203
Apples and oranges, ya goof

>>7330021
Care to tell us which tables you played, deluded zoomie?

wish they'd stop putting this button on everything

>>7330178
tell me that motion controls actually stem from the tilt mechanism from a 1920's bagatelle machine, and yes I am a proud goof

>>7330227
Yes, it's really bad and pretty awkward to use (especially in Black Knight for the magna save), but hey, what can you expect from the Stern bastards?
The only great middle-bar button I can think of is in Black Rose.

>>7330214
I was born in 87
Sadly I'm not autistic so I didn't memorize the full list of shitty pinball machines I've played
Of those I can remember, most of them were clearly just made to make use of a license like South Park, Deadpool, Star Wars, MCU Avengers, etc.
They're all shit, pinball is for autistic faggots

>>7330283
>most of them were clearly just made to make use of a license like South Park, Deadpool, Star Wars, MCU Avengers, etc.
That's your fault for playing shit pinballs. That's like saying video games suck because you played 4 John Madden games.

Take a look at this table for example. Do you realize how much of an absolute madman playfield it is?

>>7330317
>That's your fault for playing shit pinballs
They're literally all shit
>Take a look at this table for example
Just looks like another shitty pinball table dude
Do you realize how fuckin autistic you are making yourself look right now nutting over pinball tables and their "playfields"

>>7330214
T2

>>7330337
T2 kicks ass though

>>7330337
It's a pretty bland table.

>>7330331
You're the one making a fuss, redditor.

Do you like videopinball?
my concrete stubborn autism will not allow me to post mechanical tables here, even if it's allowed, I do however love the Pinball Fantasies and Pinball Nightmares tables for the amiga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrE5KAuqbw

>>7330376
That game looks so incredibly bad. Have you tried Slam Tilt?
https://youtu.be/0Z6xurCTtFE?t=341

>>7330562
thanks, I'm all for more tables

>>7330264
The magna save on black knight 3 is intentionally difficult, like on JJP PotC. It makes it more interesting and skill-based compared to if it was on the side.
It's like saying that a fighting game would be better if you didn't need to predict your opponent's moves as far in the future.

>>7330569
>The magna save on black knight 3 is intentionally difficult
It's not, Stern just hamfisted their shitty center lockbar button.

>>7330376
This one's my favorite launch title for the NES, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=786yrUhXVrk

>>7330376
Cool, we had a very silly looking one on the Atari 2600, complete with square ball, it was very bare bones but still managed to be fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuNpdB_3E0

What are some good pinball tables with sexy girls I can coom to on them?

>>7330562
This game looks fucking awesome.

>>7330653
This is one of the most bizarre tables and ball physics I've ever encountered. There's no outlanes; how could you possibly lose?

>>7330756
down the middle, there is one outlane but you'll never lose it down there, too thin

>>7330343
Hell yeah

>>7329203
jej
Saved

>>7330376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_1DWWk5LhY

The most memorable pinball game I remember playing was the Adams Family pinball game. I think I just love the theme song.

>>7327953
Speaking of, never seen this one in the wild. Do all the mobsters go OHHHHHHH whenever you lose a ball?

>>7330227
The second I see that button, I put my quarters in something else. Fucking Stern had such a boner for it and Game of Thrones is easily one of the worst pins I've ever played.

>>7331506
Love that game. Played it for hours in Calgary Airport while waiting for a delayed flight.

Just dropping by to say Future Spa has the best theme and artwork of any pinball machine

>>7331719
Do Future Spa machines still exist?

>>7331748
if there was a pinball machine, there's a nearly 100% chance you can play it somewhere in Pittsburgh. PAPA has one.

who cares, only good pinball machine is Gorgar. Anything else is for retards

>>7331719
>full on shower scene
shit

>>7331778
Also there is no 4k pictures of this machine that I know of but it is -excruciatingly- detailed. Mark from Classic Game Room got some HD footage that shows some of the things like almost every character having a tiny hand-painted nametag and a tiny computer console that says PLEASURE LEVEL: ULTRASONIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgx85BBMH3w

>>7331758
Good excuse to go to PA

>>7331789
That's really cool. Outside of tatas it's just interesting to see bizarre and eccentric visions of things in the future.

>>7331768
Centaur is cooler

>>7328453
So are controllers

>>7331719
Sonny and Cher?

>>7330729

>>7331506
>Do all the mobsters go OHHHHHHH whenever you lose a ball?
No but there's similar noises with the pops resembling a "beat down". In fact the voices are really what makes that table so good.
https://youtu.be/j20y_kV_Egw?t=80

>>7327953
Good audio

>>7332650
>>7331695
Pity the music on it's a bit shit

>>7332076
There are a lot of things discussed on this board that ypu could scream not retro to if you want to be a pedantic faggot about it.

>>7331506
>No Paulie

Wasn't there a Doom or Quake pinball machine?

>>7333849
No, sadly.

>>7333849
There was a doom digital table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PglW6A438L4

>>7333849
>cacodemon as the ball

>>7333896
Seems like a wasted opportunity

>>7334450
Neat

>>7334450
And a Duke 3D table. Balls of steel.

>>7336395
that has to be the single best name for a pinball table, it's just *chefs kiss*