/vr/ - Retro Games

im playing crimzon clover

Scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>>7297473
Touhou > garegga

what the fuck is going on in pink sweets anyways

Do it for Shar.

>>7297579
well basically you're supposed to play arrange because the original is totally fucked

Are you austitic, OP?

zeroranger is too hard
im a shmup newbie, and maybe this genre just isnt for me

>>7297625
t. played 3 hours of shmups total

>>7297625
bullet too hard to see

>>7297579
rampant homosex

>>7297580
>Do it for Shar.
what hang him from a tree?

>>7297738
You totally want to suck her cock just admit it.

>>7297765
>her

fuck off shar you fuggo mentally ill sociopathic drug addled faggot stick

>>7297790
>ad hominem
Not an argument, sweetie. >:)

>>7297804
not a female sweetie >:)

bit weird how the thread actually started out with people kinda talking about shmups innit

>>7297496
kys weeb

>>7297818
yeah luckily we put a swift end to that faggotry

>>7297818
>innit
one n for proper bong way

>>7297473
Pseudointellektuelistiche

best rpgs?

>>7297818
>>7297818
What shmup are you playing anon?

rob

Someone said shmups are pump n dump games and they were right

>>7299080
only if you're bad and credit feed

It's not that deep you neckbeard. Literally all you do in shmups is avoid blets and hold down the fire button. Also most of them are only 6 levels long lmao

>>7298215
crimzon clover arrange

are bmups better than shmups

>>7299769
NO! beatemups are so fucking monotonous, im not a huge fan of beatemups or shumps, but i find myself enjoying shmups much more and more often.

>>7297496
http://kyoske.sakura.ne.jp/index.cgi?p=東方老桜夢
NES ROM 4 u.

>>7299080
Another flavor of your platformer cancer except more bland and mechanically shallow. Both intended to make bank on arcade addicts.
You will never be able to use this argument against JRPGs. They were made for the consumer to own.

>>7299769
beat em ups usually dont have anything interesting going on in regards to scoring or even gameplay
most of the are pretty boring

>>7297487
Scoring only sucks depending on the game. It makes sense in Ikaruga and is super fun in the Raiden Fighters series.

>>7297625
Start with Compile: MUSHA, Space Megaforce, GG Aleste 1 and 2, Blazing Lasers. All beginner friendly and fun.

>>7299794
>>7299904
t. shit at bmups

>>7300042

>>7300137
Belt scrollers having shit scoring systems is empirically true though

>>7299769
the only decent bmups are the Streets of Rage games and that's only because the soundtrack is cool

>>7300371
10/10 chav bait

>>7300340
true for all but the best bmup...

>>7300404
clast pls you can't just will a good scoring system into existence just because you like the game

mate my mates pedro and zhang speedrun on level 12, thats bmup scoring, their strats are INSANE, absolutely mental mate

The illness IS fake.

playan demonizer today
it's pretty fun

>>7301451
>speedtranning
chav pls

>>7301815
thats rob you daft fuck


>>7301430
tfw pasky noted how all your bmup plays are blatant retro burners strats

>MUH PASKY

>>7302003
>downloading opinions badddd

>downloading every strat
GOOD!

>learning the game is cheating!
>you beat the game too fast!
>noooo!

the sobriety is fake

>>7301906
>tfw pasky noted how all your bmup plays are blatant retro burners strats
even in bmups clast is a braindead copy monkey LMAO

>>7302149
change it to 36 and it's be accurate

>>7302175
yep and his cope is its "learning the game!" thus he has no style at all in his bmup play and its pure by the numbers kusoclear everytime.

>>7302192
At least those youtube comments will make him feel good.

>>7302203
aye, feeling like a "winner"

>>7302227

lads, chav's talking to himself again.

>>7302235
yes literally self depreciation and mocking the glasses.... americunts once again never getting it.

>>7302242
>everyone is cee!

retard.

For me, it's shar.

>>7302328
shart

>>7302334
Coping
Lying
Pedophile

>>7302337
T. MAN

>>7302304
>thread has little to no activity
>chav uses his goodboy points to go on the internet
>so does his lone anonymous cheerleader
you're not fooling anyone m8, you're too dim for this

>>7302537
well you're fooled dipshit because thats >>7302203
not me.

nors >>7302175


dumbnut

>>7302574

chav eternally btfo by clast

the cheerleader is fake

>>7299769
god hand is about a billion times better than any shmup
so yes

>beat Sengoku blade
>it repeats with worse unfun patterns
Well that was a waste of time

>>7303137
Welcome to special round

>>7303137
Only way to win at shmups is not playing

Why the butthurt about robs clears from 3 years ago, thats some RENT FREE syndrome right here

>>7304009
Chav's identity is "beat em ups are the hardest games ever and I'm INSANE at them", getting clears quickly hurts his ego... sad...

>>7304046
>im still better than rob because I play the games faster and more aggressively
this is his cope

>>7303137
welcome to Psikyo

>>7297625
Zeroranger is a pretty difficult dad-shmup that pays tribute to a lot of different older games so it requires many different play styles. When you play, do you start from the last unlocked level or do you restart from beginning each time?

>>7304159
haha funny wojek :))

>>7297625
Start with Touhou, there's nothing better anyway

>>7304434
post programmer socks

>>7304429
what's wrong with wojack, newfag?

>>7304513
It's for redditors

>>7304513
They're just fucking rage memes in different clothing. Both are trash.

>>7304429
>>7304520
>>7304521
seething sickgrabbers

>>7304046
when did cee ever say bmups were the hardest ever?

>>7304554
>talking about yourself in third person

>>7304560
answer the question

>>7304046
>Chav's identity is
not vidya lmao, i dont tell anyone about this gay shit

oof, looks like chav is still denying the fact that vidya is all he has. even the vroomers pointed that out after btfoing him into oblivion... cringe...

>>7304554
>>7304601
>replying to the same post twice in succession

>>7304571

>>7304697
i play darts mate not vidya

meanwhilst you're struck on vidy just like when you were a kid...

OOF

>>7304739
>i play darts mate

>>7304739
>i play darts mate
Sure, bud. I bet you go down to the pub with some lads you met from uni, have a few pints and throw some darts, huh, is that what you do, kek. Thats why youre shitposting on a north korean nuclear basketball forum. You aint gotta lie to kick it.

>>7304748
He plays alone at home

how many good boy points did the dart board cost? that's at least a few days of no tendies...

https://www.rolling-start.com/

how could you let this happen, speed racer?

>>7297473
>that sidebar
brain-dead Playstation owners need a list of buttons on screen.

How do you manage to dress yourself?

>>7297473
I didn't play much of these games but Firepower 2000 on the SNES was cool. I don't how well known it is. Nice designs, reasonable difficulty (never beat it tho), great music, and co-op.

>>7305141
too much drama when you can simply move it to rolling-start discord

fucking boomers.

>>7304769
darts is mad cheap, pro level boards are 30 quid for a gladiator 3 or 40 quid for a blade 5 winmau, the worst bit is figuring out what darts are for you but even then if youre smart you'll find great tungsten darts for 20/30 from red dragon or designa but some retards want the pros name so pay 50-120 for essentially the same dart. I have a thing for old boards though with the fat wires and that and i see jack daniels have made a stunning old style one but in b n w ,.
>>7305141
sad and i brought the most ppl to the time trial area.... ghegs biggest issue is hes a bit uptight, crazy player though.

>>7305183
>discord
No thanks, tranny domain

>>7304765
everyone does... corona remember? lots of ppl play online with webcams, my dad plays to so i have someone to practice with.

>>7304748
mate what? i play darts, i rode bmx, i juggled various props, i played pinball, i played arcade, i did martial arts, i rode road bikes and now i play darts, retard i dont suffer from tragic gamer syndrome of being scared to be a beginner again.


>>7304746
makes no sense.... darts is working class as humanly possible

>>7305179
i love swiv, i actually grew up on the c64 ver

>>7305214
Oh so you're an elitist asshole?! Fucking hipster trash.

>>7305183
>move it to rolling-start discord
cringe.

>>7305214
>here's a list of ALL the things i sucked at

>>7305235

>>7305183
>too much drama so lets move it over to the most drama-saturated site/app on the planet
First you became a gay elf and now you've become a discord tranny. What terrible things happened to you chav?

>>7305262
???????????


not me mate, im not on any discord, im not gay elf, literally how do you get everything so wrong?

>>7305271
weren't u begging for kraut to join ur cord like a year ago

>>7305278
really? thats your big scoop? somethng from a year ago that was actually over 2 years ago?


poor performance

>>7305214
>i love swiv, i actually grew up on the c64 ver
Damn, I never saw the original before. The visual design still shines even in the C64 version. I guess it was pretty well known since it got remade a few times.

>>7305285
yeh the genny and snes versions have enough diff about them to warrant playtrhoughs and so does the c64

Great thread

>>7305417
Thanks man, that really means a lot to me.

>>7305467
>>7305417
fren thread

>>7305282
>over 2 years ago
try again, sweaty.

>>/vr/thread/S5603170#p5617285

>>7305496
I N S A N E
memory

>>7305496
>ummm actually it was 1 year and 8 months ago

>>7305496
>>7305502
fucking almost 2 yrs ago lmfao, you losers are so desperate when proven wrong. My guess was miles closer than "hurrr didnt you last year"

minge biscuits

>>7305510
>>7305597
nice cope
you lost
...like always

>>7305598
2 yrs is closer to 1yr 8 months than "a year ago"

you thick fuck lmaoooooooo

>>7305601
c o p e

you were wrong. that's a fact, no amount of cope will change it.

>>7305604
time to report posts and thread cus you look a fucking tit again lmao

>>7305604

>>7305601
it's also closer to a year and a half that it is to over 2 years.

when was the last time chav was right about anything? has it ever happened?

>>7305616

>>7305642
>tfw you have me saved on hardrive and cant stop talking about and posting me

R E N T


F R E E

and

G A Y

>>7305652
t. brings up a Shar event that happened over 2.5 years ago constantly
someone wants the d

>>7305621
when he decided to not listen to the lizardjews that control the newsfeeds and did his own research that showed definitive proof that trump would be re-elected, claiming that anyone arguing otherwise was an imbecile

>>7305660
ahhh of course the tranny.... actually no shar was still the same when i was vocal in guscord, he's a sociopathic fuggo who engages in victimhood for manipulation.


nice try though

>>7305662
trump did win though, you're the only loser as it's your country going up in smoke lmao

>>7305679
>trump did win though

>>7305662
I mean tbf he did win but the jews basically just went "no u" and kept pulling imaginary votes out of their ass in a blatantly obvious fashion just to avoid the devastation of a second term anyways.

>>7305679
trannies and gentlemen... peak chav

>>7305681
like i said its your country, jokes on you if you think what happened was legit lmao, i dont care its shit hole america

>>7305685
this, good luck getting the sam n rob show to understand though, literally don't bother they are astoundingly dense people.

the delusion and cope runs far deeper than we could have ever imagined

>i believe in truth only
>trump did win though

>>7305676
>he's a sociopathic fuggo who engages in victimhood for manipulation.
Signed, the man with a fake illness

>>7305702
>cheating blatantly obvious to everyone but not to the rob n sam show

>>7305705
the illness is real the gender is FAKE

>>7305705
literally faking documents for victimhood points... for strangers online

>>7305652
nothing wrong with being gay

4 years ago it was the dems that cried about muh cheating muh russia
you were wrong chav, admit it

>>7305728
>you were wrong chav, admit it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Trump lost.
Chav lost.
The dole is real.
The gaymer glasses are real.
The seethe is real.
The cope is real.

THE ILLNESS...IS...FAKE!!!

>>7305728
dont care, i won good money on trump, didnt trust the dems at all this time and knew they'd cheat so i didnt bet anything....

>>7305725
if you keep it to yourself behind closed doors like respectful decent humans then aye.

>>7305723
im no victim, i only posted them because you guys are obsessed with me and so upset that i decided i dont really like you much that you started this psycho girlfriend le fake illness! routine.

this is what happens when you download all of your opinions from /pol/

>>7305750
havent been on pol in over 2 yrs

sams the one with nothing but uneducated regurgitated tribal views.

>>7305753
you downloaded that torrent fast

>>7305753
>tribal views
>literally all his views are about MUH RACE

>>7305738
Girls stink.

>>7305758
almost as quick as you score heroin that you quit "5 i mean 2 i mean 1 years ago"


>>7305759
yeah like ghandi...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-34265882

OOF

>>7305764
all humans do, its basic biology.... but when your reality is computer screens and pillows....

>trump did win though

aight i'm bored of dunking on chav
sort yourself out ya fuckin nonce, peace

>>7305771

>>7305774
hahah running off cus you lost and only have the same shit to say over and over again... you can't go toe to toe with me mate.

btfo by me btfo by ghandi, go back to drugs you know nothing dunning kruger waste

sam is the worst addition to the shmup community since chav.

>>7305814
wait, this is a shmup community?

>>7305782
that isn't me retard

>dunning kruger
what did i claim to be good at?

>>7305814
>sam is the worst addition
rick brought him in... i knew from day 1 he was a bad idea but alas.


>>7305864
>what did i claim to be good at?
heroin

>>7305881
yeah i'm so bad cause i don't take all your bs at face value lmao

Shooting games

>>7305913
you're bad because you're thick as pig shit and come preloaded with basic uneducated views on basically everything and refuse to visit or legitimately assess any evidence or material objectively to build a well versed understanding or view that may challenge your current beliefs.

You are the stereotype of california, idiocracy.

>in b4 LE NAZI LE PEDO LE POL LE JOO

>>7305926
i just ignored you cause you would spam a million links and write walls of texts about every thing. you also legit think trump won so i'm glad i didn't read any of your shit. you just hate opposing views, same reason you get so mad at rob

>>7305937
>you also legit think trump won
>ends his term setting the country in chaos
Sounds like a win to me

the real story is that chav hates to be challenged and seethes endlessly at anyone who does so most people don't bother.

>>7305937
>i ignore all evidence and arguments

yeah thanks for clarifying... thats hwy youre dumb.

>>7305937
>you just hate opposing views
No i love real discussion and debate but you and rob have nothing of value to say precisely because your lack of knowledge shines through as do your lack of thinking skills.

>>7305940
this lmfao

>>7305946
>chav hates to be challenged
>builds the first ever free speech segment in the entire community
> will happily argue any point

correction, i love to be challenged, god you guys are dense, glad i left.

>>7305958
i don't take conspiratards seriously. sorry mate. continue to cope and seethe

>>7305964
>No i love real discussion and debate
DA JOOS!

>>7305964
see? your exactly what you think others are, entrenched in tribalism so you wont read any evidence about anything, you won't study any work, no documents, nothing really and just regurgitate sophomoric tier views from a drum circle? You are simply not an intelligent individual, im not sure if theres ANY subject you actually know anything about? You're ironically the most closed mind ive ever met.

>>7305978
it's more like i don't bother when i hear people spouting widely discredited conspiracy theories they got from /pol/. i'm not required to personally read all the shit you spam and discredit it myself. it's already been done, rather not waste my time.

>>7305924
It seems you're lost mate

>>7305985
cope and dope

me reading this thread right now
https://youtu.be/RPs7LB4hB38?t=444

>>7305985
Thanks for proving exactly what i said, you're brain dead and a fully entrenched moron.

end of discussion.

Pick any subject btw not just history and i'll do the exact same to you over and over again, dwarf you because you are a californian and that's not a compliment.

>>7305996
You can present actual documents to him, official stuff and he will deny it, its full on demoralization drum circle with fingers in ears stuff, then he will call you a pol etc for having ANY view or evidence that is ANY deviation from his uneducated safe ideological position.

Closed mind, poorly read, drug addled, tribal mind, terrible thinker. The diff between mne and sam is my bias has no effect over my desire for objective views of things no matter where the truth lay, he's the complete opposite a hilarious walking paradox of ignorant tribal "open minded tolerance"

>you should be taking the guy screeching about jews and trannies all day seriously and write a scholarly rebuttal to each of his claims

How do I soften sharp boogers

>>7306020
Yeah seeing his discord posts months ago made me eye roll. Didn't realize he was part of rertardos crew until the shmupg tranny gang stopped using marks discord. Unfortunately they all came crawling back.

>>7306021
>im tolerant and open minded!!
>i use stereotypes and ad homs to discredit and avoid reading anything
>anime gif


>>7306027
yep ricky brought him in to mine and Js cord, everyone i brought in was based, ricky brought in him..... and it ruined the balance immediately because he's a completely demoralized idiot of a man,

>>7306027
>Unfortunately they all came crawling back.
b-b-but i thought guscord was a revolution!!!??

>>7306041
weird how no one else seems to care

>>7306046
guscord is going strong, some people just can't resist laffin at chav

>>7306054
this is the real truth

rob, sam, ric, gus, shar living in chav's head rent free

Guscord today: discovered that ACA Zed Blade has more slowdown than arcade, and discussion of new DFK BL discoveries, by actual players pushing it
Shmupg today: laffin at chav, as has been the case daily ever since he left J's room over two months ago over, quite literally, being unable to take banter, which in itself was a response to his own previous banter

>>7306041
fwiw ricky seems to have gotten sick of his shit too. where exactly did ricky find him, anyways?

>>7306054
>guscord is going strong
what breaking its own rules and mindlessly sayng the same mundane shit over and over and over

guscords so good they can';t resist coming here still.....
MAKES U THINK!

>>7306049
most just dont want the hastle and keep quiet

>>7306072
>Guscord today: discovered that ACA Zed Blade has more slowdown than arcade, and discussion of new DFK BL discoveries, by actual players pushing it


the funniest thing about this is you thinking its somehow a based good advert for that place lmfao

>mindlessly sayng the same mundane shit over and over and over
>discoveries and people pushing the games
delicious cope&seethe, chav...

>>7306079
>most just dont want the hastle and keep quiet
so like what people do with you lmao. projecting

>>7306076
yeah for all what he is or isn't ricky has his respectable principles which i won't fault him for and thats why parking them to another goal will not sit well with him long term... think he got him from morkcord

>>7306089
>30+ men discovering and pushing 30 yr old games 2 ppl play

yeah winners.


>>7306090
no one likes you sam, not even your mum.

>chav moving the goalpost
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>guscords so amzing we discovered STRATS!!!!!
>its so good and thriving!!!

>come here to talk to and about cee every damn day.

yeah its THAT good...

>>7306097
he showed up to Guscord himself

>>7306115
people come here quite literally to laff at joo and only for that. I mean, look at the thread... that's all there is
fortunately a place exists to actually talk about shmups, because yes, some still like the games

>>7306115
guscord is for legit discussion, this place is for laugh at chav. whether you want to admit it or not everyone is having fun laughing at your expense.

>>7306124
>>7306125
lmao STILL trying the ONLY thing you have in your arsenal.. we laff at joo!! then we run back to guscord to regroup!!

not very confident lads, no one cares and especially I don't care if you're laughing at me or not, it means nothing.

>tfw it takes a coerced GANG from cord to take me on because they have NO bollocks and know they can't do it alone

/shmupg/ - i have no dole and i must cope

guscord - we are 30+ and found new strats in zed blade

/laffatchavg/

>>7306160
>laugh at englishman

>the kings of laughing at themselves

Americans everybody.

>the kings of laughing at themselves
>literally unable to take banter

>americans thinking they understand banter

>>7306179
you talk too much

>>7306197
BANTERED

Fuck, marry, kill. Ricardo, Sam, Shar.

>>7306224
Marry ricky, fuck shar, kill sam.

no homo btw

>>7306224
>shar covert post hoping someone picks him for fuck or marry

i think i speak for everyone shar when i say we'd rather put our dicks in a bovine turd

last two digits of this post = chav's IQ

>>7306276
pretty accurate

oof, the dreaded room temp iq... fitting

>>7306072
me today: jerkin off

>>7306313
based 35 year old coomer

>>7306072
>as has been the case daily
>when they admit they are OBSESSED

D U M B

>>7306327
>says as he replies to the same post again

Any good school shoot em ups?

>>7306553
ffs gus wasn't elliot rodger enough?

can i get a link to guscord or is the faux pau

>>7299769

dunno about better but they're fun yes

>>7307531
>but they're fun
doubt

>>7307531
only for 5 minutes

>>7307356
lmao no chance, they won't dish out invites because they are SCARED of me controlling the narrative... despite me having 3 dormants in there anyway but its so boring i dont even check em.

>>7308303
cope, we've invited people since

>>7307356
if you want to get in reach out to Gus or something, no sense in posting the invite here only to have to clean up the mess afterwards

bat top or ball top?

>>7308303
>despite me having 3 dormants in there anyway
still going with this lie? lmao, pathetic

>>7297625
shoot em ups take time. if you don't play any games that require precision with your left hand you have to physically work up that dexterity if you're right handed. Learning to instantly recognize bullet patterns and see gaps is comparable to sight reading music, you're just going to have to keep doing it until you can move your hands in time with your eyes and read ahead.

Bullet hell isn't thoughtful gameplay

>>7309198
Cry harder, I can't hear you over the sounds of Erupter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgflupYkPRw
*proceeds to skullfuck haters*

when im in the crib chilling with darts, shars in the basement tonguing nuts and fingering arse
when im slinging arrows and banging them in, sams in the den in dildo knickers with a pint of heroin

>>7308336
>cope, we've invited people since
hahah yeh right stealing from morkcord and helickshers again?

>>7308937
this is your theme at guscord

https://youtu.be/XxfSlIS55mk

>>7308937
also prove it's a lie... it isn't.

who tf is shar and does he play

>>7309709
grim sociopathic tranny who uses victimhood to achieve his aims and rando sends nudes to ppl he hasn't even met properly, weed addict who lives on the dole in finland to fund his HRT

>>7309720
Scores/clears?

>>7309720
sounds like someone who's into darts and farts

what the fuck. this is the worst shmup discussion hub i've ever seen.
how do you devolve into this shit when you're talking about fuCKING SPACE SHIPS SHOOTING CRAP? IT'S NOT HARD.

shar? more like sharts amirite

>>7309734
no one plays shmups, its a ded genre. we're all into pigs and pigs fuck you brain up.

>>7309720
Sounds based

>>7309728
no idea, took the dad pill and bums ricky, all i know.

>>7309738
aye

>>7309728
he scored cee's ass
fucked him doggystyle raw

Survival players do you drop a game after you get 1CC? Or are you not satisfied until you can 1CC with some regularity? I dropped DE after getting my 1CC but I find myself coming back to it just because its nice and fast

>>7309743
OF COURSE a trannylover commifornian cunt would think shart is based

>>7309747
shar i know u fancy me but please stop

>>7309757
LMFAO THIS

>>7309760
stop talking to yourself your octopsycopath tranveller

>>7309743
sam quit the needle already you daft bloke

>sam thinks everyone else is a stereotype

>is litrally the biggest stereotype of all

>>7309767
haha you can't handle that im not alone, the fucking lot of you useless dildos can't stand against me united and now others are coming fwd after noticing how onions the scene is.

>>7309734
reported for offtopic

>>7309734
1. there's no shmup fans here
2. the thread's just a 35 year old bong neet ex-shmup fan that obsesses over people and others laughing at him
you're welcome

>>7309750
>shmupg
>players
you can't 1cc a JRPG

>>7309817
t. sams nervous fan fic

Theres provably quite a few who arent me and think you're a complete cringe fag along with your silly guscord gang lmfao.

>w-w-e found strats for old video game no one play!

>>7309817
I wanted to ask if there were any charts showing hitboxes for popular shmups, is this the wrong thread to ask? Should I start a new thread?

prime schaub heems ngannou

>>7309831
wrong place in the first place
There isn't btw but stay away from this shithole if you want people into shmups to talk with

Admire it

>>7309838
:>s-s-tay away!!
>muh guscord!!

>i still come here though

>>7309846
sounds like a druggie
oh wait!!

lol

>>7309835
who u got this weekend fellow heemster

>>7309856
and they're in such cope mode they think you're me because you don't follow them lmfao

>>7309846
but it's true that you don't care about shmups and there are no shmup fans here, it's just a shitposting thread

>>7309840
This game is based

>>7309861
Connor's too big he'll gas in the turd
Dustbin by TKO

>>7309867
and itls true that you come here on the regs whilst cope posting trying to distance yourself... you behave like a stalky gurf.

>>7309864
I'm playing on both sides
don't care either way

>>7309878
>I'm playing on both sides

>>7309882
yeah I fucked cream u mad

>>7309886
nah, not a big fan of poo

creamed cream in my lifetime she was fresh a a lime, a tru dime
feelsgoodman I can die a happy man not a battyman

yo!

>chav machine gun samefagging

tf is that thread

anyway how do I score in DDP, this game is hard

>>7309910
how am i doing that then?

>>7309910
not everyone is me you thick cunt

>>7309917
You have to learn chaining my guy

>>7309895
btw im a girl

Compile shmups are crap

>>7309928
sounds boring

>>7309924
this isnt me sam y rob

or is it?

>>7309931
show feet and timestamp
u better not be a tramp
2k7 4chan style you know the drill
or else im running up tha hill

>>7309952
This is my extremely feminine body you know girls can be ace pilots too you know?

>>7309939
wtf the jarpig peril wasn't a meme
h-h-help us gus

>>7309961
jarpig falseflagging

>>7309957
>be icarus
>get married
>find out shes cheating with rich guys a week later
>get divorced
>fuck a tranny kamui
>5ft tall

>>7309957
when u touch tha stick
surely make me wanna stick
shawty got tha booty
playan tha shooty
reducin rank
actin like a skank

>>7309968
guys we got got sherlock holmes around here. can I get a selfie

>>7309970
Japs really are tiny bow legged goblins. Our highschool had a exchange program with some highschool in Sapporo. They looked like gradeschoolers that had not hit puberty yet.
Even the gooks I encountered in college weren't this tiny.

>>7309986
Damn are you gay?

>>7309989
no he just isnt a desperate virgin weeb like smeone we know...

>>7309986
Icarus isn't Jap

God what is this Discord-tier thread?
Not that I'm complaining, one less group of retards to shit up the rest of the board

>>7310007
Ah I thought "miss" Kamui was 5ft, wait the guy is shorter than a jap?

>>7310002
ric WISHES he would look like the same3 guy
unfortunately hes onions as fuck with a nerdy look to the fullest extend

>>7310012
the rest of the board is a shit as it gets
at least here I get the giggles

>>7310017
>im assembling a team

>>7310002
>>7310017
>>7310024
samechav

stop calling them shmups and use the american english correct term

>>7310060
nope

>chav machine gun seething and coping by himself while everyone is busy not being neets on the dole
yikes... this is just pathetic

>>7310061
This is what we called them back in the day.
Return to tradition

so do you people ever talk about shmups?

>>7310070
>sam n rob convincing themselves its samefagging even when proven not

so fucking dumb

>>7310061
>>7310072
>>7310073
reported for offtopic

chav is chav only 2 posts out of 3
checkmate, faggots!

>>7310073
no, this is why places like Guscord exist, because otherwise the threads get overrun by jarpig and chav shmup haters

>>7310073
I try to

>>7310085
shmupfarm is where it's at
fuck the discords

Why didn't it click with Espgaluda? Think about it for a moment.
Was it too close for comfort?

>>7310093
same jarpig issue
but no chav tho so it's better

>>7310085
MUH GUSCORD GANG
MUH SAFE SPACE
MUH HYPER STRICT CHAT

you guys are gay

>>7310110
im sorry chav but some people play and like shmups and want to talk about them. and you can't have a conversation about that with a constant flood of your diarrhea. unfortunately your iq isn't high enough to understand this

>>7310126
>im sorry chav but some people play and like shmups and want to talk about them

yes exclusively gays, trannies, soys and pro virgin dorks... its a compliment to not fit in... unfortunately you i.q isn't high enough to understand this

>a gamer glasses wearing NEET typed this post

On. The. Dole.

>>7310137
better than dedicating your life to crying to people you dislike and becoming their clown
get a job, gf or something

>>7310152
>>7310157
cope as fuck.... ive done more than all of you fucking combined, absolutely indisputable fact not that it'll stop you delusional retorting drivel as usual, i literally left your gang because you guys are all cringe as fuck and gay, you're all there laughing at me whilst the whole worlds laughing at people like you lmfao

GUYS WE CRACKED ZED BLADE STRATS!

you have no leg to stand on.

good night lads, i'll read all your usual witless retorts and cope in the morning after you think about me and obsess over me all night....

>>7310169
On. The. Dole.

>>7310163
t. can't get a job nor gf

Why does this always happen to shmup players?
>dental surgery donation
OH NO NO NO

>>7310182
>Hi i'm Moka (Pronounced Mo-Ka) and welcome to the vampyre crypt!
>Before I start, a quick FAQ just so I don't repeat myself. Yes I am transgender and my pronouns are She/Her. As long as you can respect that, you're cool to me!

>>7310182
bongs have the worst teeth in the world along with gooks and nips, ofc she/xer would need dental surgery

>>7310187
>sam defends this

>>7310157
>job
congrats on following for the lizardjew marketing, donut
>gf
girls stink
>something
i got me shares, i'm set for life thanks

>>7310208
quite literally cope, the post

>>7310163
>ive done more than all of you fucking combined
maybe one day chav will convince himself of this, as he sends his mum to the market for another batch of tendies

>>7310215
please stop talking about chav. just pretend he doesn't exist.

>>7310223
u jelly? i'll always be the hot topic.

>>7310223
even if you do he'll reply to himself

>>7310223
this thread is for talking shit and laffing at chav mate
if want to talk shmups guscord is THE place to be

>>7310169
>>7310228
even when you say you're going to bed you're lying
machine gun compulsive liar

>>7310235
>no one wondering why rob is single forever

>>7310238
i am going bed

>>7310239
>he doesn't know

>>7310246
that robs got his first gurf? but is still a loser?

k

>I'M NOT COPING I'M NOT COPING

>>7310061
>>7310072
then what's this, retard?

>>7310248
that must cut deep coming from a middle aged neet on the dole... how will he recover...

>>7310208
>say good night
>be back 15 min later

RENT FREE
go to sleep

>>7310235
st*p sh*ll*ng y** d*g f*cker

>>7310187
lmfao it just keeps happening
https://shmups.wiki/library/User:CHA-STG

>>7310291
>Natasha Lyn-Marie Charlene Excelsia
the gender is fake, the race is fake, the pronouns are fake, hell even the name is FAKE

illness is real though (unlike chav's)

>>7310291
>my name is Natasha Lyn-Marie Charlene Excelsia, and i run the Shmups Wiki, a wiki dedicated to archiving important (and accurate) information about the glorious world of shmups. i go by CHA-STG in the shoot-em-up community, and Queen Charlene in the fighting game community. i am a non-binary transgender woman, and i use she/her and they/them pronouns.

>>7310182
>>7310187
Fucking lol'd

>paypal.me
is pretending to be a gurl on twitter a substantial way of living

>>7310312
better be on the dole, such as chav

>>7310312
Charlene has quite literally begged for birthday gifts on Twitter

>>7310304
lmao
https://twitter.com/CHARLENEMAXIMUM/

>>7310321
>6'5"
>tfw mogged by Charlene
>tfw his/her dong is probly bigger than yours

jannies trannies will nuke this thread. mark my words.

>>7310337
i really hope so.

>>7310337
They let this be to contain chav

>>7309757
>>7309771
>>7309772
>>7309825

none of these are me, haven't posted all day. seek help

>>7310332
I'm a mountain nigger , swamp krauts are small time in comparison to us.

>>7310346
Cute Sakura.

>>7310291
https://charlenemaximum.itch.io/
https://twitter.com/CHARLENEMAXIMUM

>aka jamiejtrans | biracial blk goon | renaissance woman | Tekken+STG | Boss

>>7310332
check the muscle pics
Chadlene

>>7310357
half swamp kraut indonesian mutt?

keep talking shit about chadlene. she'll beat your fucking manlet asses.

You can't make this shit up
>Ep. 7 - Shmups But Mostly Touhou
>What is "Rated E For Estrogen?"
Lily, a non-binary trans person, and Emily, a trans woman, invite you to sit in on a session of their pre-recorded banter and musings over games and trans culture. They are two best friends with contrasting personalities and entirely different life experience. Every penny this podcast earns goes towards funding itself, whether through hosting fees, software, or equipment.

>>7310337
oh you reprted it? thats cool but i have dynamic ip.

please fucking talk about shmups.
here, give your opinion on darius gaiden.

>>7310357
meh, i would still hit that boypussy

>>7310382
we know chav. we know.

>>7310252
no one cares

>>7310346
need help

SLOW IT DOWUN


>>7310382
t. loves poo
needle

>>7310373
nope, I only reported offtopic posts such as >>7310380

lol it happens again
>https://twitter.com/carinadea
> YM2612/YM2151 death metal shmup lovin transbian

did rob get the dream jap he always wanted or did he have to settle for a skanky yank or a thai?

I FUCKIGN HATE YOU PEOPLE

>>7310395
yet guscord fags think they are the cool kids but this is the ppl they harbour....

>>7310369
Nah i reckon my manlet arse could take him
...that sounds wrong.

>>7310396
t b h I want a jap girl too
preferably one that looks like either akari neo or sara saijo

thais are FUGLY

>>7310409
so are japs when you deweeb and grow up, they look legit downs and have longer second toe than big.... grotesque.

>>7310403
we hate you too, chadlene
we hate you for being so strong and manly
taller stronger and manlier than chav

>>7310416
i can grow a jihad beard in a single week

>>7310415
and don't forget they STINK

YUCK

>>7310415
greeks and egyptians have the longer second toe too though

>chav STILL awake and here
can he not lie for a second

>>7310417
youre a manlet and your peepee is a discreet one
chadlenes huge flaccid dangling dong moggs the shit outta you

>>7310419
which is why you dont see me going for greeks or egyptians....

>>7310418
all humans stink, desire is an egoist delusion

>>7310420
aye im on me way

>>7310420
can you not give him attention?

I'm not in to shmups but i love this thread.

And who the fuck is Rob?

>>7310447
>but i love this thread.

everywhere I go people get entertained... really makes u think!!

>>7310446
U JELLY BRAH? this is MY HOUSE

>>7310430
>all humans stink, desire is an egoist delusion
pure incel cope

Good night, Chav!

>>7310454
>everywhere I go people get entertained... really makes u think!!

>>7310456
It's actually objective mindfulness from dharma teachings but you're american so naturally 2 dumb.

>>7310461
https://youtu.be/ymPu2PdLW3I

>>7310389
>t. loves poo
so if a biological girl ask for anal you would refuse? pretty gay bro

>>7310469
Yes because i have standards and am not demoralized by degenerate porn, you massive loser.

>>7310474

>>7310476
>zen buddhism

>pol

sam reaching new levels of retardation only possible through drugs

>>7310469
chav could never stick his dick in a girl without paying her first
hence... incel cope

>>7297473
This would be good and all if it was a more transparent with these rules. Because it doesnt tell you al this and because all of this is so counter-intuitive and unusual, everyone missed the fucking point.

>>7310492
>rob now thinks hes russel brand
>first girlfriend in his 30s

lmao

>>7310169
it's been two hours chav

>>7310187
The memes they write themselves.

>>7310531
>she's playing ikaruga
nice try >>7300151

>>7310557
Oh nonono

>>7310061
>>7310072
Stick to boomer shooters, those pink CAVE bullets turn one slowly into a homosexual.

>>7310631
where does battle garegga fall on the boomer/homo scale?

>>7310664
>Kamui
homo

Chav you better renounce your /pol/ views asap, this is a tolerant shmup community.

>>7311070
Y'all act as if a grown man pushing buttons in a dark room dozen of hours every day isn't degenerate as sin

>>7311070
epic cherry picking lol

>>7310492
>having sex with a girl
enjoy the stink and bacteria whilst ruled by ego desire, humans, are disgusting

>>7311228
literal incel shite. deffo a virgin

Just 1cc'd Crimzon Clover novice

I picked up a Dodonpachi Daioujou converstion cart recently. Does anything actually change when you pick "one round game?" Why would they even give you the option, unless it'll say "1-all" in the high score list instead of 2-1 or whatever?

>>7311081
>dozens of hours
>every day

Can't tell if you're stupid, or you're trying to be ironic.

>>7311228
That's a poor excuse to never leave your mom's basement.

>>7311274
You fight Hibachi at the end of loop 1.

>>7311303
oh, that's strange

>>7311312
read a fuckin book you thick miff cunt