/vr/ - Retro Games

Take the gamer glasses pill.

GG Aleste 3 is impressive

>>7211840
Sega System port when?

https://www.gematsu.com/2020/09/deathsmiles-i-ii-announced-for-ps4-xbox-one-and-switch

>>7211797
hahah such a pussy wanker you hads to get the other thread banned so u can BE DA BOSS!!!

this really is all you have isnt it you feral fucking tranny?

>>7211797
if you're a raging power happy tranny i feel bad for you son

i got 99 problems but a ban aint one

>>7212067
seethe, cope, and collect your dole ya bloody plonker

>>7212085
REPORT DA FRED, I NEED TO BE IN CHARGE, TIS ALL I GOTZ

>>7212085
:)

>>7212104
:D

boys, boys, please, it's christmas

>>7212135
when i see that im like dayummm shootem up!

when i see akagi im like dayummm hes shooting up!

>>7212143
not today, my son

>>7212152
based tokin jesus, he died for your skins

>>7211797
Is Zero Gunner 2- any good? I know they lost the source code and had to rebuild the whole game. Is it a good port or should I just play the arcade/Dreamcast port?

dinnit get emotional bruv we're just havin a giggle, can't you handle the bants?

>>7212175
I set the difficulty at the absolute hardest and it still felt way too easy.

I have not 1all'd the DC version by contrast

>>7212179
I can... its you guys reporting and banning my threads so you can be in charge lmfao you LITERALLY can't handle the bantz...

The tranny fears the cee

>>7212183
there's not enough porn of yuan-nang

>>7212201

>>7212189
>I can...

wot are some good raiden-likes to play on mame?

>>7212260
mad shark
double wings
hotdog storm

luna a cute

I was curious since it has been years, I wanted to see if files for pic related could be found anywhere but it doesn't seem that it is. Is this going to be one of the few Gradius games that will actually be lost to time or will someone remake it in a shittier form

>>7212257
t. reporting threads and ceething

i was born in bants, raised by it.

I doubt you even know what bants really is, fuck off yank.


HAHAH trannies getting TUHHRIGGERED

>>7212382
>i can handle the banter!
says man who cannot handle the banter

>>7212260
Viper phase 1

>>7212175
DC port is way to play it

>>7212428
PROJECTION!

I LIVE the banter, you have no idea wtf you are dealing with son. Keep reporting pussy wanker.

>>7212260
most of the early toaplab library

All right everyone, stand back, take cover, ill handle this.

Ahem

chav u talk too much

>>7212441
>gets bantered
>goes on a seething rampage for over a month
yep. i'm thinking chav cannot handle the banter.

>>7212382
no one reported you dude

go seethe on the dole

>videogames are the LEAST important thing in my life mate
>that's why i spend my day seething on a video game board on an anime site

>>7212461

Anyone looking to fail at shmups, racers, life, or making /vr/ threads? Contact me asap. I've done it all.

kek, even 4chan is dabbing on chav now

>claims to use auto-fire to not get carpal tunnel
>proceeds to use 30hz to make the game easier
Shmuptrannys are not to be taken seriously

>>7212694
good

>>7212694
ayyy

Best ps1 shump?

>>7213058
probably Gradius Gaiden. why it wasn't an arcade entry is something i'll never understand

>>7213058
zanac neo
einhander
gradius gaiden

the holy trinity.

Is there a pastebin with recommendations for beginners? I've always liked vertical STGs but I don't really know where to start. Been playing some RECCA and Truxton, and Fantasy Zone, though that's obviously not vertical.

I wish I could play shmups and do 1ccs and shit but I'm not nearly autistic enough to play the same levels over and over, this is why I'm a fighting game player

>>7211797
Have you played musha for genesis?

>>7213179
dodonpachi and batsugun special

>>7213080
Considering how shitty 3 is and how subpar 4 is, arcade Gradius at the time would never have had a chance

>>7213179
Ikaruga. If you ignore the combo chaining you have a shmup without powerups which is very good for beginners. a lot of shmups you basically may as well restart if you die and lose all your power.
it's also a fucking masterpiece and best game in the genre so it has that going for it.

>>7213058
Thunderforce V if you like speed
R-Type Delta if you like slowness

>>7213857
>it's also a fucking masterpiece and best game in the genre so it has that going for it.
merry christmas IGN

>>7211840
if it's so impressive post the rom

>>7214135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVsLt1JuPfg

>>7214135
looks like you'll have to save up some dole and buy it, mame beggar

some peace and quiet

used to play these kinds of games at a local arcade near me, although they were more bullet hell than side shooters. not sure where to start now

thanks for reading my blog

>>7213058
certainly not the best but Harmful Park is one to check out

Is there a Rom for the new aleste?

>>7213857
>>7213241
thanks friends

>dodonpachi chaining good
>ikaruga chaining bad
>psikyo chaining bad
justify this viewpooint. protip you cant.

>>7215497
who are you quoting, dumbtard?

>>7215497
for me, it's trizeal-style medal chaining.

>>7215497
well they aren't all the same so yeah

>>7215497
dodonpachi chaining is fucking boring, it's all memorization.

>>7215497
Enemy chaining is shite, take the Xoxakpill.

>>7215627
almost like the whole genre is memorization and execution

>>7215728
e why it's boring and dead . Better genre exist now

>>7215839
stick to story shit and avoid skill based games then faggot

>>7215875
>state loaded
>state loaded
>state loaded
>state loaded
>state loaded
""""Skill""""" based games everyone

>>7215875
C o p e

Is mushihimesama worth getting for $10? Never played one before

>>7216080
You'll probably like at least one of the modes available if you like bullet hell.
It took me between 6-8 hours to get a 1cc in the game's Original mode. Is that worth $10 to you?

>>7216080
it's the best cave shmup on pc

>>7216291
actually
it's the worst

why wouldn't you pick exy in daioujou?

>>7215497
chains suck just kill stuff like in mecharitz

>>7216319
B-L is good for survival cause more bombs.

>>7215921
>practice is cheating

>>7212697
Shouldn't let the rate of fire get so high that it breaks the game then

>>7216242
>6-8 hours
>Is that worth $10 to you?
no

>playing the same levels in the same way the same same loops and enemies every day the same same
>500 hours of same same practice doing the same same dodges
expand your horizons desu

>>7216314
Then what's the best

>>7216725
deathsmiles

>>7216349
>>practice is cheating
play vs. puzzlers or fighters, skill-based genres that arent just simply memo and become trivial after savestate grinding like shmups.

>>7216741
>play vs. puzzlers
gimme some recs ive been wanting to play some

>>7216748
not him but some good ones that I enjoy, that are a little outside your standard puyo mold, are Money Puzzle Exchanger and Land Maker. The latter is strange and unique and has a very chill solo mode on PS1 whereas the arcade mode is pure chaos and quick thinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVatHFR5fgI

It's not vs. but Cleopatra Fortune is also fun and extremely hectic, though its rules and block patterns may be a little too esoteric for someone getting into puzzlers.

>>7216512
then don't get it! You have to judge what your money and time is worth. When I look at my most played shmups on steam, they range from 20, to 40, to 80 hours.

>>7216741
i already play those games as well. probably much better than you at them

shmups are boring unless you're about to PB, which doesn't happen often
all the grinding practice takes the excitement out and makes them too repetitive

>>7216748
>vs puzzlers
puyo puyo tetris

>>7216732
>deathsmiles
>>7216080
>mushihimesama
>>7215627
>dodonpachi
>>7215497
>psikyo
>>7213112
>gradius gaiden
>>7212175
>Zero Gunner 2
>>7211840
>GG Aleste 3

>>7217001
Aren't you just the coolest kid in middle school

Anyone know where to get Dodonpachi SaiDaiOujou ISO? Usual sites don't have it.

>>7217343
i have a link to a site but
isn't postin links against rules here

>>7217386
not usually

>>7217392
ok let's try this

copy/paste this into google: dodonpachi-saidaioujou-jtag-rgh

first or second link should be it, site is ''downloadgamexbox''

>>7217401
nice virus

>>7216349
>B-L is good for survival cause more bombs.
picking a ship that makes levels harder is not good for survival

>>7212260
nostradamus
zing zing zip
daioh

>>7218139
it's what people say but i agree with you, i think it sucks

Do people still dislike SDOJ?

>>7218849
i dislike the input lag but its a good game otherwise

>>7218849
it can't be worse than base DFK

>>7218849
haven't ever gotten a chance to play it

Is dodonpachi resurrection any good?

>>7220489
only black label mode is good

it's really obnoxious to me when people reduce shmup skill to just memorization and copying replays, while ignoring the unbelievable amount of skill it takes to sit down and get good at such shitty boring games in the first place, that in itself is a skill of patience and determination that overshadows most other games in other genres

has chav given up on seething after getting utterly btfo in two generals simultaneously

>>7211797
What are you top three shooters? Mine are probably Darius II on the MD, Nemesis on the Gameboy and Blazing Star for the neo geo

>>7216512
I paid £50 for Darius Cozmic Collection lol

>>7220763
it's literally just the guy with an autistic obsession for jrpgs

>>7221035
he freed himself from the shackles of desire for (You)s and became one with the banter

>>7220489
no it's bad

Favourite JRPG's? They should have made sequels based on the following sagas.

>>7216664
This honestly
Why the fuck would you waste that time in such a boring genre when you could be experiencing a great story and sexy girls in a JRPG instead? The only reason shmupfags seethe over JRPGs is because the people who play them actually have fun and don't have to brag to their tranny discord friends about their high scores from games 12 people have played.

>>7222658
Can't go wrong with any CHADgon CHAD RPGs, even the western made ones are good.

>>7211951
NOT RETRO
>>7216080
>Shmup
>Worth ANY money

>WOOOOOOOOW HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THE BULLETS IM SO FUCKING SKILLED FOR HOLDING DOWN THE FIRE BUTTON FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND MOVING LEFT TO RIGHT

>>7222685
Damn people really think these take more skills than the chad JRPGs?

>>7222690
>video game
>skill
No one cares about skill in your video games retard.

>>7222693
>All this coping from credit feeding shmup trannies
Post the Demi-fiend clear bitch

>>7222685
The world's hardest video game boss ever

>>7222707
Sorry, replied to the wrong thing
>>7222690

>>7222710
The world's HARDEST video game boss EVER!!

>>7222658
>>7222660
>>7222670
>>7222675
>>7222685
>>7222690
>>7222696

>>7222748
Top Ten Steep Jarpigs

the real joke is shmupfags and jarpigs are 2 sides of the same shitty coin, both just incarnations of meaningless addiction taken to extremes.

>>7222748
Better than being for people like this, ESL

>>7222770
Is that why JRPG players never grind to maximum levels in games while the shmup community encourages autistic 1CCs?

>>7222772
yep, they definitely play jarpigs

>>7222775
jarpigs are just as autistic with menuing speed etc, theres good reason many shmup players cross over, you're all the same shit aka losers.

reminder the biggest tranny in the shmupg community dropped shmups for pokemon

JARPIGS CONFIRMED FOR TRANNY

>>7222748
Sorry skitzo, JRPG chads get all the girls while shmup virgins only have obese pedophiles cosplaying as their favorite Touhou lolis.

>>7222748
>>7222758
>>7222772
>>7222779
>>7222789
Schmuck cope. No one wants to hold shoot for 20 minutes.

>>7222779
>>7222789
>>7222787
Damn can't believe shmups are so boring that even SHMUP PLAYERS would rather play JRPGs.

I love Faris!

You will never see a normal person reminisce on their childhood memories of playing a schmup.
>Final Fantasy 6... now that was a game!
>Final Fantasy 7 was my childhood! (even got a remake cashing in on that nostalgia)
You will never be remembered. Schmucks aren't worth remembering.

>>7222819
Exactly, there will never be a shmup version of this page for a reason: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_Japanese_role-playing_game_franchises

>>7222812
im not disagreeing with, again you're as bad as each other, one is ego projection driven autism about le hardcorism performance and perfectionism and the other is ego protection autism driven by completionism and both are extreme hedonism.

hurt my middle finger at work today...... this is how the jarpigenning starts............

>>7222835
>Le horse shoe theory
Finishing a piece of media is autism now I guess, epic false flagging cope for playing the same twenty minute long game 1000 times in a row.

>>7222845
Welcome comrade, we will accept you unlike the retards in the shmup community who are elitist about playing video games.

>>7222845
read a book instead, don't fall for the jarpig poison.

i recommend pic related, helped me thru me physical ailments .

Chie's smelly feet!

>>7222847
>Finishing a piece of media is autism now I guess,
it is when its hundreds of hours long... followed by another and another and another and another.

Hardly cope when i said you're all fucking losers, same shit different taint.

>>7222856
>Read a book instead
>Can't even type at a comprehensible state
The absolute state of shmupfags
JRPG chads win again with books that require tactics to help train your mind!

>>7222861
>>7222856
>it is when hundreds of hours long
>he says this while recommending a novel

>>7222861
>Hundreds of hours
I've beaten every JRPG I've played in forty hours or less, it's not my fault you suck dick and get lost in dungeons every five seconds.
Also if we're using length as an argument, then shit like Game of Thrones is autism bait now retard.

>>7222860
JRPGs win again!

https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-vita/persona-4-golden
We got too cocky shmup bros...

>>7222871
not me.

>>7222872
I don't play either because i have dignity and self respect.

Yes some people take tv and film to over indulgent levels also.

>>7222893
"Unlike you losers who put your free time into hobbies, I'm cool because I only care about my shitty wage cuck job!"
Just watched all of Game of Thrones with my girlfriend, cope virgin.

Just finished my shmup homework by credit feeding Toupoo 8, which JRPG should I play?

>>7222908
sigma star saga

>>7222919
Already played it for Wayforward.

>>7213058
Final Fantasy VII

>>7222908
I'm playing Breath of Fire 4, which is a pretty good series, at least on the ps1 entries

SPEAKING of based capcom, which plane is the best for a scrubby survival clear in 19XX?

>>7222903
get real hobbies that are health benefiting and full of growth, games are shit tier hobby.

>>7222954
Schmuck cope

>>7222959
again I don't play either but video games are just light fun for an evening after work and actual hobbies.

>>7211797
Which games are the /shmupg/ essentials? I want to get started but my only experience on shmups are Galaga, Space Invaders and Galaxian.

>>7222951
Good shit, I had I crush on Katt as a kid.

>>7222954
>>7222968
>JRPGs aren't full of growth despite requiring tactics
>Going on a game board to say video games are shit
>Implying you can't play JRPGs a little at a time
>Being this much of a wage cuck
>Arbitrary "actual hobbies"
Nice false flag schmuck cope

>>7222969
Final Fantasy VII
Dragon Quest IV
Star Ocean
Buu's Fury

ec quit using epic shmupg memes in discords, its embarrassing

>>7223015
no

ec's one of those cats you think is really cool but then he just turns out to be a total cunt like the rest of them.

>>7223015
>>7223043
He needs to play more JRPGs to improve his attitude!

>>7223043
>talks in nothing but memes like iconoclast
>thinks hes really cool
Cmon man, you should know that if anyone talks in chan speak outside of 4chan they are going to be obnoxious.

>>7223053
>rob
>talks

fake news.

>>7222818
Lenna too?

>>7223096
poo, fart, sweat, bacteria, vaginal discharge, period blood

>>7222775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5MWPaGWIkI

>jrpgs
>tactics

>the man who spent 2 years faking an illness, has been neet for a decade, bought gamer glasses to cure his fake illness and now plays racing games in a desperate and spectacularly failed attempt to be accepted by another community, is bald, thinks girls are stinky, says video games are the least important thing in his life when they are clearly all he has, and is on the dole, is here to call everyone else autistic hedonistic losers

>>7223140
>and samefags because the only people on the internet who tolerated his presence now laff at heem for his eternal seethe, cope, and dole collection
forgot one

>>7222980
Anon, those are JRPGs, i'm looking for actual recommendations

>>7222969
darius gaiden
dodonpachi daioujou black label
sengoku aces
armed police batrider
blue revolver
zero ranger
blue wish resurrection plus

>>7223140
your emotional long knee jerk response only demonstrates the accuracy of the criticism.

>>7223152
cors bruv

>>7223156
absolutely, if it didn't hit home you wouldn't of responded with a pamphlet and talking like me is only further evidence of who runs the show.

>>7223157
cope however you need to

>>7223163
Whos the normalfag always using this gif? The heroin addict?

>>7223163
no rebuttal, use of meme words.

more confirmation.

>>7223179
one of rickys surrogate sons, either throb or askagi

>>7223186
>no rebuttal, use of meme words.
you're a joke so i treat you like one ;)

>>7223202
by using my vernacular.....


you dance to my tune.

>tfw tranny parjig tries to act the bigman but runs off reporting as soon as he can't take the heat

>>7223117
difference is that's a huge exception in the JRPG community as opposed to this autism being encouraged in shmups.

>>7223146
Oh my bad.
Try Persona 4.
>>7223215
Sorry was having sex.

>>7223131
>He still hasn't posted the Demi-Fiend clear.

>>7223235
>Sorry was having sex.
yeah we know...

>>7223228
FWENDS!

>>7223254
Thanks for sharing a pic of yourself

>>7223215
>heat
>schmucks
We weren't here because you're slow, much like you are in the head.

>>7223260
>thinks this is good banter
sad.

>>7223261
t. report n ceethe

>>7223260
Your posts all come across like you're mentally very young.

>>7223263
Why would I put effort into crushing insects like schmucks when I could spend time playing a fun genre?

>>7223263
>>7223270
>Samefag still seething that shmups are so unfun all the players graduate from shmup homework to playing games (JRPGs) for fun

>>7223272
again who are you arguing with? i agree with you, do whats fun but don't delude yourself to thinking you aren't suffering the same attachment and addiction as shmupfags

>>7223278
i don't play either.... christ you guys are dense.

>>7223282
>The faggot who thinks you should go full wage cuck instead of having hobbies admits to being a samefag after dodging several points
>More than likely actually an assblasted shmupfag falseflagging
Go tell any normal person they're mentally very young for liking something like Game of Thrones and see if your underage ass doesn't get punched in the face. Enjoy slaving away at your shitty dead end job while other people enjoy living.

>I don't care about shmups
>Spends this much time bitching about posters who shits on shmups

>>7223292
i don't know who you think i am but i have literally no idea what the fuck you are on about.

Never said anything about working however you can do both... you are fucking full scale pants on head retarded.

>>7223298
Too late already admitted to samefagging

>Shmups so unfun the supposed players would rather bitch about Discord drama instead of playing them
>Shmups so unfun the community would rather play JRPGs instead
>Shmups so unfun they sell like shit unlike JRPGs
This is our general now

>>7223310
>shmups so unfun you need autofire to make them playable
>shmups so unfun you need frame buttons to increase your score by 1%
>shmups so unfun you need to save state to grind mindlessly until you are a trained monkey

>>7223321
>shmups so unfun 99% of the non-existent players simply credit feed through them and never touch them again
>shmups so unfun most of the Toupoo community is secondary trannies
>shmups so unfun the community tries to keep the players away from fun genres like JRPGs

>>7223330
>Shmups so unfun they get old after five minutes despite being twenty minute long games
>Shmups so unfun most series haven't had a game in the last decade

>>7211797
Is PLASMO still alive or a tranny yet?

>>7222660
Based Disgaea poster

Got to stage 5 of Garegga on one credit
We're gonna make it bros

>>7223473
how hard did you rank control

>>7223416
he's still around

>>7223479
I suicide on stage 2 at the start because I hate dealing with the medal carrier without i-frames. Then in stage 3 I'll suicide before the item extend from the mid boss. I try to no-miss stage 4 and then suicide in stage 5 near the beginning cuz I can get an extend from max rank medals on the air carriers. Gotta work on stage 6 and 7 now cuz I don't really have a solid route thru them yet

Single player action games aren't worth the effort of practice if there's no competitive scene that isn't dead. Much rather play a good jrpg with cool characters and a neat story and fun loot systems than getting good at a dead offline game. How stupid do u have to be to take shmups seriously in 2020?

>>7223330
>>shmups so unfun the community tries to keep the players away from fun genres like JRPGs
Good games steal their players . Dead routing memorizes can't compete

>>7223604
Pump n dump a shmup after 6 or 7 hours as the devs intended, they can't stand playing their own games past stage 4 in most cases lol

>>7223604
>>7223643
Based
>>7223671
I can play a shmup for one credit feed before it gets old, then I just go back to fun JRPGs.

>>7223671
Jarpigs are the pump 'n dump genre. You beat it once after 30,40 hours and never return to it but a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores.

Steam has a sale going and I want to pick up some Shmups. What do you guys think of steam Dariusburst and R Type? Anything you boys recommend?

>>7224245
>playing for score
ummm sweety do i look like a tranny to you

>>7224249
i'm confused as to why anyone would buy rtype dimensions as rtype 1 and 2 run perfectly in mame. i guess if you want to support more shmups on pc you can buy it.

dariusburst is pretty good. i wish i had an ultrawide monitor just for it.

>>7224297
Mame is the worst. I couldn't be fucked configuring it.

I want more vertical games but outside of Shmups I don't think they exist on steam.

>>7224309
stop being a zoomer, anyone can use mame

>>7224317
>anyone can use mame
It's not as simple as you make out. I'd rather solve Chinese Algebra.

>>7224309
>>7224324

holy shit get off /vr/ newfag
>>>/v/

>>7224328
You can get every single Mame rom running with perfect controls can you? I doubt it.

>>7224337
What? Yes, I can set the buttons in MAME, it's the same for every one.

>>7224338
>EVERYONE CAN DO IT
Well I can't. Show us how you set up midnight Resistance real quick will ya.

>>7224245
>a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores.
lmao

>grind runs to beat your old scores
>"fun"

>>7224348
>>7224373
nobody's forcing you to grind runs for hours on end like gus does, lol.

>>7224245
>Jarpigs are the pump 'n dump genre. You beat it once after 30,40 hours and never return to it but a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores.
like i said you fucking feral losers are as bad as each other

ever noticed how the mental illness in these threads and /vr/ in general ramps up during yurope hours?

>>7224309
>download the latest version (0.226 I think)
>download the latest romset (0.226)
>put your roms in the "roms" folder
>start game
so hard
>press tab ingame to configure controls

>>7224409
I don't want to download several gigs of roms.

You boys still haven't been able to explain how I set my controls for Midnight Resistance. For something so easy you sure are struggling to come up with an answer.

>>7224408
really? after the u.s hours waifu posting? let's get real pal... u.s hours has rob the robot and his toy collection stink dicking his sister, sam the heroin addict from a crack den JUST 18 months ago who's on ssris for over a decade... the jarpigs and waifu posters like harry who literally live casper, the trannys.... i could go on.

>>7224408
it's just the mentally ill neet faking an illness so he can collect dole money

>>7224424
>talking down to other people when you look like this

>>7224443
why you breaking the discord rules brah?

told rick you can never trust junkies.

>>7224452
Is this all you ever talk about?

>>7224443
now lets see the skin on your arms akagi

>>7224452
you already did so it's allowed

>>7224460
THIS!

>>7224459
yep, junkies can't be trusted and people need to know what they are dealing with. It;s important everyone knows about your heroin history.

>>7224462
wrong and lies but no problem. wonder if i can find your criminal record...

Anyone else find it weird that sam and the gang have pictures of me saved on their hardrives from a dead discord?


9/10 for gay... i didn't save any of you sam... swiped left.

>>7224468
It's proof that they are eternally seething

>>7224474
yep and so's this lmfao

Look how much im on his mind.... meanwhilst no reference to them from me on any medium, really makes you think! I had this in school you know when i quit skating and all the skaters were all HUR U LEFT DA KROO and wouldnt speak again lmao.

Guys i have nothing against any of you, you just aren't my kind of people, let it go.

>>7224483
oops meant to add

>>7224460
>>7224463
sorry to disappoint

>>7224486
Replace the l with a p

why he keep coming back

>>7224483
no one's upset by you lmao it's just funny

>>7224489
>he actually went and did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=togL51YXNXg

>>7224486
>Seething on the dole
lol

>>7224495
and yet...

https://youtu.be/wDe60CbIagg

>>7224498
the joke of course is sam IS on the dole lmao and lives with scummy housemates who wank in front of him (ask him) meanwhilst i never claimed a penny OOOF the drugs dont work they just make you worse..

>>7224463
I see accusing people of doing heroin is your go to insult.

>>7224508
get a job and get a life imo senpai to be honest bruv

>>7224513
>accusing

what? it's not a secret, Sam is an ex junkie, ask him.

>>7224518
got one... thats why i dont need to name everything after you lot lmfao

>>7224508
i find you amusing not on the dole btw

>>7224521
>Sam improved
>Clast improved
>clp still stuck in a loop
time to move on

>>7224524
i find you amusing sober... sorry i mean "would" find.

>>7224520
I don't know who Sam is. You need to stop obsessing over this person.

>>7224527
>>Sam improved
>>7224486
>Clast improved

.............................

>>7224528
this drug stuff is never going to offend me dude.

>>7224245
Nah I've revisited several JRPGs years later and plenty encourage replay. With shmups you only have autistic scoring to last them more than an hour tops.

to this day, no one knows why cee flipped shit and turned on everyone. we think it's because ricardo told him "jajaja dis guy we laff at u." it has been MONTHS of seething now

>>7224537
badass rachel desu

>>7224537
What's wrong with that?

>>7224710
>gets a minimum wage job at 30 after being a neet for 11 years
>spends his income on toys

>>7224494
he's a glutton for punishment
he comes here to be mocked and laughed at, everywhere else on the internet simply bans him and tells him to get lost

>>7224779
t. 36 year old neet who spends his dole on gamer glasses and comic books

>>7224537
>>7224527
>>7224779
>>7224804
>>7224817
iconoclast confidently supports himself, his gaming hobbies and posts short clever memes.
clp is insecure, ashamed of his own hobbies can't support himself and posts boring walls of text responding to meme jpgs.

>>7224443
nigga got a portrait of bugs bunny on the wall

>>7224542
who said it's meant to?

>>7224605
>>7224710
man children detected.

>>7224817
not me rob

>>7224859
nice fanfic and ooof when your back up dancer is a touhou fag

>>7225098
it's a hand painted piece by a family friend, not bugs and its an office not my room

>>7224561
cee isn't seething though, it's you lot making the pics, reporting, stalking my twitch, naming your streams....

the denial is fierce. I saw ricks true colors and realized i don't like his bullshit at all and you're boring people i've had enough of. You know i had a chat with kraut the other evening and it was instantly more interesting because he has an actual personality where as you lot bang on all day bout jarpigs and shmupgang but you have NOTHING else yourselves either, just not my kind of people.

>>7224542
I do think it's funny though how you're so demoralized and lacking in any moral fibre, pure apathy and weak hippy father and despite all that and your wanky wet lettuce stances you instinctively gravitate to people like rick who are the complete opposite... because you crave a strong father figure.

>>7224531
>You need to stop obsessing over this person.
when they stop obsessing over me...

tldr
COPE

>>7225167
you don't read fullstop.


Rob tell us the last book you read? stick to buying toys for children.

Cee come over here to chat with Ricardo to settle things. You don't have to go back anywhere, it's just to stop misunderstandings https://kiwiirc.com/nextclient/irc.rizon.net/#shmups

>>7225167
based af

>>7225184
there's nothing to settle? let go... move on.

>>7225204
you have problems you need to admit and overcome

>>7225242
you're summonsing me? you have the problem, you are not part of any of my problems.

>>7225256
don't be afraid, tinhorn ric won't bants you too hard

>>7225151
>and you're boring people i've had enough of
and yet..... here you always are, unable to let go and move on, seething, coping, and collecting your dole
your parents are waiting for you to grow up

>tells others move on, not my kind of people, but literally can't stop coming back for more
>obsession with strong father figures
>hates "hippies" but shills eastern philosophy
>on the dole, but judges others for spending their own money
>fakes illness for pity and attention, but shits on other people's ailments
>thinks having hair is a jewish conspiracy
>says girls smell bad
what's his deal bros? is it all a big cope?

>>7225512
>girls smell
and their breasts are full of milk! gross!

>>7225174
the only books you read are comic books

Ahem
Niggers

coompile

>>7226163
their stages are too fucking long

>>7225507
this is a free space, im not summonsing anyone, you lot follow me here, you make the pics, you make the posts all about me, you name your streams in reference, you talk about me in discords.... i do none of those things about any of you, i don't think about you at all.
>>7225568
oh really?

>>7225512
>>7225550
missing the entire point, failure to understand and see objectively and clearly.

>>7225493
tinhorn rick needs to learn acceptance of rejection.

>>7226316
>act like an attention whoring retard
>people call you a retard
>machine gun spam seethe
>people laugh at you
>REEEE why are you obsessed with me?

>>7226452
take your pills.

>>7226458
this is what you do. it's impossible to have a real discussion with you because you're so delusional and sperg nonstop if anyone challenges you even slightly. this is why you hate rob so much.

>>7226470
take your pills.

>>7226470
thinks this
>act like an attention whoring retard
>people call you a retard
>machine gun spam seethe
>people laugh at you
>REEEE why are you obsessed with me?

is how you start a "real discussion"

go tweet about toys or drugs or cave or all of the above

>>7226703
what does he think "good" means?

Is Cee dead?

>>7226470
>this is why you hate rob so much.
also fake news, dont hate rob at all, hes a good lad.

>>7226782
hes parodying some tranny melting down on twitter about fighting games

>>7226470
Lmao the 3 spastic replies just proved your point

>>7226827

oof dying thread....

really makes you think

>>7228368
just wait until someone posts something epic on twitter or discord

>>7228368
Makes me think Gus couldve been a profitable and popular streamer if he didn't choose the deadest game in the deadest genre to dedicate his life to

>>7228430
It's almost like he does it for the love of the game and not money or fame.

>>7228435
That works casually for normal ppl, doesn't work when you pour all your energy and life into it autistically lol

Why are shmups so hard? I'm playing Ikaruga on Switch and I can barely get past the 2nd level. I've never had a problem with any other genre in my life

>>7228467
because unlike fun genres people never played shmups regularly growing up, so they lack the fundamentals and don't know how to learn them efficiently.

>I've never had a problem with any other genre in my life
most other genres never required you to copy replays frame by frame and grind a route until you can do it on auto-pilot mindlessly

I could teach you how to play but my advice is to just flail around and enjoy the explosions, then throw the games in the trash and move on

>>7228479
shut the fuck up

>>7228479
>then throw the games in the trash and move on
this to be honest

>>7228467
>>7228467
They're about practice and perseverance. Try your best and don't give up. Ganbatte!

>>7228435
no money to be had and you're drunk if you think gus doesnt dream of fame...

Even Clast is playing less shmups and uploading games people want to see. Face it, shmups are a dead end.

>>7229056
Shmups replays are boring as fuck unless you have some kind of in-depth knowledge about the game
Shmups are a solely single player experience, much like rhythm games

>>7229349
>Shmups are a solely zero player experience, much like other dead games
dead genre
dead game
dead thread

>>7229360
comfy genre
comfy game
shit thread

>forever a peasant collecting easy 1ccs

>>7229394
the less effort and time you invest the more of a winner you are at shmups, ideally 0 effort and 0 time.

>>7229056
robs a dead end.

>>7229056
>shmups are all the lowest viewed by far

>>7229349
all replays are boring desu

The dole is real. The illness...is fake.

I'm a 30-something boomer who somehow never played a shmup and have decided to give one a go. I bought ZeroRanger on steam but I'm open to refunding it and going a different route if you guys have a better suggestion. I read that Radiant Silvergun, RayForce, Ikaruga, Einhander, and Musha are pretty good too. No idea what I should play.

>>7229950
Nah Zeroranger is good
Blue Revolver is also a good indie shmup on steam

>>7228467
ikaruga doesn't give you actual bombs for some reason so you need to learn the entire game if you want to 1cc it

>>7228479
lmao

>>7229993
you get that homing attack by chaining which effectively behaves like a bomb (except for invincibility)

>>7229056
guess it's time to take the bmuppill, lads

which one should i start with to 1cc first?

>>7229907
i thought zoloft was meant to curb OCD? maybe the heroins more effective

>>7230117
pretty soldier sailor moon

>>7230113
It doesn't give i-frames or block bullets so it's basically a weak version of most games' bombs.

>>7230158
wasn't me

>>7230337
well it was a tranny so not much difference

>>7230117
>which one should i start with to 1cc first?
the punisher is always the best place to start, most fair bmup by miles.

>>7230117
First you gotta start calling them belt scrollers
Secondly, Final Fight

>>7230385
dis guy jajaja we laff at you

we really do. we are all laffin' at you

>>7230569
ok?

>>7213058
einhander

Bmups and run n guns > shmups

>inb4 scoring
Score irl not in games weirdo, might as well speedrun a tranny if u care about scores

>>7231341
>Bmups
Easy lol, acquire skill.

>>7231341
Post your beat em up 1ccs.

>>7231341
based

>>7231341
>Bmups
gay and boring, play fighting games instead
>run n guns
they're a subset of shoot em ups

>>7232570
>play fighting games instead
which

Euroshmups > Amerishmups > J-shmups

>when they talk and obsess over me thread THRIVES

>when its back to shmup talk thread DIES

>>7232584
you should play the greatest genre on earth instead: JRPGs

is there a shmup leaderboard like speedrun com?

>>7233006
>shmup leaderboard

heroin

>>7233006
Shmups.system11.org
Restartsyndrome

>>7230436
What are some beginner friendly Bmups? Punisher and what else?
And which ones are the most hardcore?

>>7233458
Cadash
Black Tiger
Alundra
Any Zelda game

>>7233458
the king of dragons is easy aswell, AvP with pred is only a bit harder on defaults.

most hardcore any igs, armored warriors without add on abuse, arcade turtles

>>7233458
oh and sailor moon but its hard because its shit, insert rob posting "cope" "gamer glasses" "seethe"

get the Capcom beat em up bundle and enjoy it on your switch

>>7233561

>>7233564
t. can't afford a switch

>>7233578
handhelds are for soys and cringe cunts who can't be mindful and need a social anxiety safety net with MUH GAMEZ!!! addiction at all times.

sad fucks.

>>7233458
>most hardcore
IGS games (except KoV1), Battletoads arcade, Warriors of fate, first Denijn makai, probably a few neogeo games etc. Nothing as crazy as a hard shmup 2-all though, except for maybe Turltes in time arcade without the bomb exploit but that game is kusoge.

>>7233585
get a job sucker or go kick rocks

>>7233587
agree with all but warriors of fate? thats not that hard just overly long

>>7233591
bernays

>>7233593
it's basically FF but harder and more annoying on resets due to the length.

>>7233615
>>7233593
>single player games
>hard

>>7233624
back to the fgc cuckshed

>>7233561
Id rather play on mame

>>7233557
it's not even that hard the crowd control mechanics are very simple, most of the difficult is just getting right the first double boss fight.

>>7233750
yeah its just shite, when the dev can'#t think of ANYTHING other than "lol give it more iframes"
it's junk, i still like the game though sort of

Muchi Muchi Pork, Pink Sweets, Saidaioujou, Mushi Futari, and Ibara steam ports never ever

>>7234420
J told me pork on mame is more accurate slowdown wise than the port, pank shits and ibara play lovely on mame because yagawa is a better game designer so the games don't rely on or need slowdown.

>>7234420
cave is so fucking greedy. didn't they have a kikestarter for ports?

>>7234468
greedy?

i think the correct term is "unsuccessful"

>>7234470
they'd be more successful if their games could be bought for a reasonable price outside of sales. doujin devs do a lot more with less.

>>7234479
you sure? they came to steam and flopped harder than brap69 when cream got his tits out

>>7234491
didn't they sell mushihimesama for 60$? not to mention dodonpachi which has fucking DLC

>>7234501
yeah and they dropped the gun by letting ccwi come out first... they are shit at business but even on sale they sold fuck all. No one wants this miserable cringe dork pedo shit, just the way it is.

>>7234468
They're just japanese devs that know they have a monopoly on successful niche it's so they can be whatever they fuck they want with them and the fans just eat and table scraps they get up like the ravenous dogs they are

>>7234529
its not successful though, they have to stay afloat with phone shit

wow espgaluda 1 and 2 SUCK

>>7234595
yeah shit tranny games

>>7234595
>a cave shmup sucking

imagine. my. shock.

>>7234595
>>7234632
>a shmup sucking

as expected of a bankrupt genre

>>7234650
dead genre
dead games
dead thread
dead leaderboards
dead streamers

>>7234730
tfw watching darts worlds

enjoy your dead shit for trannies and turbo virgins

>>7234872
>throwing small things at walls

>>7234872
sounds gay, why not play a real sport like rugby or hockey

>>7234872
Sounds painfully middle class english but enjoy!!

>>7233458
2ch bmup difficulty ranking, most accurate i've seen tho some of it is clearly wrong (pulirula is very easy)

S(神)クリア不能
サイレントドラゴン オリエンタルレジェンド コンバットライブズ タートルズインタイム

A(救世主)クリア困難
破兆 DDクルー ガーディアン・オブ・ザ・フット セーラームーン バーニングファイト
アラビアンマジック アラビアンファイト ダブルドラゴン3 プリルラ ガイアクルセイダーズ
戦国伝承 戦国伝承2 クロスブレイズ 脱獄 ドラゴンボウル ダブルドラゴン3

B(名人)やりこんでも安定しない
ダブルドラゴン2 T.M.N.T. 64番街 ルナーク X-MEN
スパイダーマン・ザ・ビデオゲーム

C(玄人)かなりやりこめば安定でもたまに事故
ナイツオブザラウンド パワードギア 三国戦記2 ニンジャキッズ 戦国伝承2001 アンダーカバーコップス
ファイナルファイト ミューテイション・ネイション キャディラックス 忍者龍剣伝 キャプテンコマンドー
ガーディアンズ キャプテンアメリカ&アヴェンジャーズ シャドーフォース ギャングウォーズ ライオットシティ
ニンジャコンバット エイリアンストーム 闘神ブレイザーズ

D(普通の人)やりこめば大安定
パニッシャー 三国戦記 Hook ゼロチーム 天地を喰らう2 ナックルバッシュ ウルトラ闘魂伝説
ナイトスラッシャーズ クライムファイターズ2 天地を喰らう クライムファイターズ
バイオレントストーム バトルサーキット エイリアンVSプレデター D&D(TOD)
ザ・シンプソンズ

E(素人)すぐクリアできる
熱血硬派くにおくん メタモルフィックフォース ゴールデンアックス・デスアダーの復讐 ザ・キングオブドラゴンズ
ワイルドファング ウォリアーブレード(逃げ) 野球格闘リーグマン ライトブリンガー D&D(SOM)

F(ハメ)作業 暇つぶし
ダブルドラゴン(肘打ち) ゴールデンアックス(ジャンプ斬り)

同ランクは左に行くほど難しい
同ゲームは難易度の低いキャラ(例:エイプレのウォリア等)を使った場合のランク)

>>7235278
oh no no no no no no

>>7234957
lmfao absolutely no surprise at the sheer level of retardation here..... darts is the most working class british sport there is, it came from pubs ffs.

>>7234918
>>7234957
>sounds!

t. dork cunts who have done NOTHING else other than MUH VIDYA

>>7235278
based peter wright, got knocked out the worlds already though in a shock