/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7172512
I've got it in my PS1 libary, and have been told that it's a disappointing action game but I'd still like to give it a try. I enjoy other 3D action games from the time despite "awkward" or weird controls.

>>7172512
You would think by now someone would have made a unlock-fps patch

>>7172512
Kelly Brook is so beautiful

>>7172545
weaponized slut

>>7172518
the PC version is arguably better and the controls are pretty tight once you get the gist of it imo

>>7172512
>>7172545
>>7172618

Reminder this is what Jason Statham came home to every night he was not shitfaced

>>7172512
In this picture in particular she's sending some Cindy Crawford vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZyKLaTL8eE

>>7172512
The frame rate in this game is capped at 16 FPS, this is hardly playable or enjoyable in any way, even with the waifu bait.

Kelly Brook was almost too good looking for the line of work she went into. That's what I don't get about some women, even when they look that good,. They still go into getting naked for money

>>7172968

>>7172968
That's what low IQ does to you.

>>7172512
You wouldn’t believe how many times I came to this image in one of the magazines I had back in the day.

>>7172953
I was an N64 gamer so that's definitely playable. Sorry you got too spoiled by livable framerates to enjoy gems like this anon.

Cool VIDEO GAME thread, retards.

Mods should do something about all these retro fapbait threads.

>>7173008
I wish more girls with naturally large tits got implants too. It just looks absolutely kino.

>>7173039
It was a PSX game, at least google it before making yourself look like a retard.

>>7173051
I know that you dipshit I'm saying I grew up playing N64 games so a dozen fps is just fine to my eyes.

>>7173059
Except even Super Mario 64 was 30 fps. I think only Ocarina was 20 fps and no games had even lower caps.

Deathtrap Dungeon is just a shitty poorly programmed game. That's why they had to market it so aggressively.

Get this offensive 3D Pig Disgusting harlot out of here, perfect gentlemen with superior taste only fap to realtime ingame graphics

>>7173086
Show the back I'm almost there...

>>7173093
I see a fellow supreme gentlemen

>>7173042
Mods should do something about the gatekeeping old boomers like youreself.
Fucking die so we can finally have our own childhood board (and us 2000s kids did have a much better childhood than you old farts)

>>7173102
>>7173104
Thanks Bros. Legitimately just nutted to these. I'd post proof but it's a blue board.
I was probably going to fuck my beautiful, fat wife tonight but now I won't be able to get it up because I jerked off to 20 year old pixels LMAO

>>7173076
PAL games had a cap of 17 fps.
OoT and Goldeneye dipped as low as 3 fps in some effect-heavy sections. Like the Streets level in Goldeneye, if you blow stuff up with the tank cannon.

>>7173042
Deathtrap Dungeon is a videogame though?

>>7173086
Real men masturbate to beat up / arsoned Red Lotus

>>7173132
90% of the posts ITT are talking about Kelly Brook and posting her pics.

And somebody just posted how they literally just masturbated to these pics. WTF

I know is not retro but you should check a game called elderborn

>>7173140
welcome to internet

>>7173156
I'd expect some better moderation here compared to /v/. Go make a retro fap thread on /e/ or /h/, don't post this nonsense here.

>>7173162
>I'd expect some better moderation here compared to /v/.

Funniest thing I've read all day

>>7173109
Hahahahahaha FAGGOT

>>7173136
extra crispy

>>7173109
It's still ongoing.

>>7173162
Piss off you tired old man. Retro Kelly Brook is relevant in this case.

>>7173162
you expect better moderation on the retro board that moved the cut off to 2007, ok

>>7172512
>>7172618
No visible pubes

>>7173026
>You wouldn’t believe how many times I came to this image in one of the magazines I had back in the day.
8 times tops is my guess

>>7173109
You will never be a real woman

how the fuck is this thread not pruned yet

>>7173042
this is about video games you autistic virginal sperg. just cuz you autistically seethe that some of us are straight and enjoy attractive females and you're a queer that only wants to see queer male faggotry doesnt change this is a video game thread no matter how much you sperg seethe and shit your panties

>>7172786
>Reminder this is what Jason Statham came home to every night he was not shitfaced

And then he fucked Amy Smart in public twice.

>>7173449
you don't give a fuck about video games you porn obsessed freak

>>7172512
BOOBA
what am I looking at besides my newfound fetish?

>>7173495
cute assumptions sperg but I dont jerk to video game charactors im just calling out a bitter seething queer mad some of us like talking video games while also seeing attractive females.

dont like it take your weep weep buttgape to >>>/lgbt/ where queers belong

>>7173140
I did play the game, it's exactly like every western developed early 3D action platformer, it's like Tomb Raider controls with Nightmare Creatures combat, then the level design got too annoying and I quit.

>>7173140
I did play the game, it's exactly like every western developed early 3D action platformer, it's like Tomb Raider controls with Nightmare Creatures combat, then the level design got too annoying and I quit. I have NOTHING remarkable to say about the game.

When the magazine ad is more fun than the game itself.

>>7173162

>moderation

so i guess you missed all the BBC threads lately

>>7172512
I did, on PC. Dodn't get too far cause my computer back then just wasn't up to the task and it was rather difficult on top of that, but i remember it being fun and having great presentation. Sound menu with tortured guy for sound FX and goblin band for music were fun to watch on their own. I had similar vibe from Overlord.

>>7173427
Because it's videogame related unlike your favorite ecelebs threads

>>7173587
yeh

I have it both on PS1 and PC and have a longstanding love-hate relationship with it.
I love its campy 90's warhammer fantasy aesthic, I love its campy presentation.
...But my god, it's one of the hardest fucking games I've ever played. Forget Dark Souls. Deathtrap Dungeon is the OG chew-you-up-and-spit-you-out gothic fantasy dungeon crawler.

>>7172545
>>7173008
>>7172786
Boy oh boy... are we gonna get another thread dedicated to hag simping? I sure hope so.

>>7174879
based sound screen poster

>>7173136
Now we're talking, Deathfap Dungeon.

The fuck? What age is she here? When did this game come out?

>>7175080
Ok, this is epic

>>7175080
Comedy gold.

>>7175030
Never played this game but I jerked off to this magazine ad at least 12 times.

>>7175345
She was 19 for those pics. Amazing to see her pre-Wall isn't it?

>>7175457
If anything she looks better nowadays

>>7175464
are you blind

>>7173042
I'm sorry you cut off your dick to be a woman and now you're sexually frustrated

>>7175880
Her face is now 90% makeup, but if you're boob guy it's a win over all.

>>7176023
All women's faces are 90% makeup from 13 onwards.

Anything other than agreeing with this is cope.

>>7176023
she had nice pear shaped tits, now it's a pair of average spheres... what are you talking about

>>7173126
Don't worry, let's just say a fellow of the darker persuasion will be pleasuring your wife for you tonight.

>>7172968
Because women crave attention, specially good looking ones. Are you retarded?

>>7173140
First day on 4chan?

>>7173552
Think you should probably have sex

>>7172512
She was on a sitcom for a bit that failed, but her thiccness was appreciated.

yes op in the process of playing it on psx and pc and it IS great and super underrated tank controls be darned

>>7173552
>>7176720
stop feeding the troll, you should know this by now

Holy fuck I completely forgot I owned this game at one point.

>>7175448
based

>>7172512
That blood is a fresh bright red, if a bit plasticy, surprisingly fresh considering how the prisoners evidently died and rotted long ago. This looks like a theme park photo spot. I don't *believe* this is a deathtrap dungeon or that the presumed dungeon master poses any real threat. What sort of experienced dominatrix/executioner/whatever leans her fucking sword on her shoulder?

>>7172512
>>7172545
>>7172618
My first ever fap was to these images, this is nostalgic as fuck. Don't think I've seen these for nearly 20 or more years.
Kelly Brook is a fucking treasure.

>>7175080
>>eeeeughhaghg-uggha-eyuuuugh!

These niggers used to scare the shit out of me