/vr/ - Retro Games

Generals go in >>>/vg/.

>>7171268
STFU jarpig

>>7171290
>>7171268
>>7171232

Let this sink in I'm a serious shmup player. That means seeing others enjoy rpgs effortlessly makes me rage because they don't know what 1CC suffering is. They don't DESERVE FUN, only I deserve fun because I put in the work. Lifes not fair! Why are shmups dead? Why is nintendo popular?! Why arcades ded? Join my discord to find out. I'm building important gaming skills while kids are casually having fun for free! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW I wish I could blow myself because no one else is doing it and girls are gross imo

great start for this new thread

The smile is forced!

Are there any other shmup games with gameplay similar to Ai Cho Aniki? By that I mean shmups that have controls similar to a fighting game where you can do various attacks depending on your inputs.

>>7171375
Oh you want some hot daddy shmups? Daddy shmups are my thing. I prefer FAST hard bullets. Deep penetration to test my survival skills. Wanna co-op together? We can chat on fightcade mmmmmm. No girls allowed.

>>7171386
calm down ricardo

>>7171375
Cotton 2 / Cotton Boomerang
Twin Eagle 2
Akashic Verse Malicious Wake

>>7171446
>Cotton 2
>girls in shmups
Yikes, that's a pass. I'm a daddy shmup player boys and planes ONLY.

>Twin Eagle 2
Ok now this is it.

>tfw there's never gonna be another Parodius or Twinbee game

Cave shmups? Problem is they have anime girls and too many bullets.

>>7171525
I love cotton boomerang but it is a bit rough around the edges, it has a 7 frame input delay regardless of what setup or platform. I love the characters though it's inspired by Go Nagai

Speedracing is just another form of speedrunning. Cee confirmed for daily dilating, lol!

>>7171558
I would play a Cotton shmup if it had rpg elements and procedurally generated levels.

In computing, procedural generation is a method of creating data algorithmically as opposed to manually, typically through a combination of human-generated assets and algorithms coupled with computer-generated randomness and processing power. In computer graphics, it is commonly used to create textures and 3D models

>>7171573
certain retro rpgs use procedural generation to great benefit.

I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).

So it's definitely cool and beneficial to mix jrpg and shmup elements. Voronoi diagrams are represented by a group of points, with the edges being defined as the locus of points where the distances to each of the 2 closest points are equal.

>>7171573
Check out Dicing Knight, it's a roguelike with shmup gameplay that turns into full shmup once you unlock a secret character

>>7171591
>>7171587

What are the laws about shmups using assets from other genres, like FFV characters? pic related ofc

RECA on the NES came out July 17, 1992.
FFV came out December 6, 1992.

Could we see a Reca FFV cross-over retro event soon? Think about it.

>>7171557

Not so fast. If you're having routing problems listen to my shmup experience (I'm a daddy player).

I was routing Shienryuru (also called Geyiohk) and I found an interesting split in mid-boss dependencies: bomb ranks seemed to either have lots of immediate dependencies (zako related) or a long chain of dependencies but with only a few branches at each level (power up interference). Simon (my life partner) had a nice demo idea of preparing breakpoints deep in my ROUTE so that the game would stop at interesting points in the execution so we could both bomb together at the same time. He had also prepared a variety of terminal safe spots with the right timings ready to go so that when I stream on twitch I won't look like an utter shitter.

Play Shienryu is what I'm saying and you'll never be as good as me or Simon.

>>7171614
>>7171614
Thinking about this.

Shmup daddy explained his survival route by showing a replay and then showed us a live demo of him taking the action deep, down his polarity hole. As always seems to be the way when demoing a retro puzzle shmup route it actually worked less well during the demo than it has previously but he still managed to climax the boss and show us some interesting 1CC casual coins. I thought that for this project the idea of using a prepared replay to explain the operation of rank control and auto-fire timings and then following with a live demo was a good approach – it meant that he didn’t have to hide behind his laptop for the bulk of the talk and that we had a good idea of what to watch for when he showed the live version plus we got to admire his little daddy too.

I'm playing retro daddy shmups all day.

>>7171587
>I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).

Sounds as exciting as routing a shmup.

I didn't know blacks liked shmups.

Good morning jarpig-kun

>>7171386
>Oh you want some hot daddy shmups? Daddy shmups are my thing. I prefer FAST hard bullets. Deep penetration to test my survival skills. Wanna co-op together? We can chat on fightcade mmmmmm. No girls allowed.
Not so fast! That's going in my special folder! I agree but let me remind you I'm a survival player myself. Fire Shark is a 1989 vertically scrolling shooter arcade video game developed and originally published by Toaplan and Romstar in Japan, Europe, and North America. It is the sequel to Flying Shark, a game released in 1987 on multiple platforms. I'm a daddy player too (funny term! ) but I enjoy vector graphics inside my shmup center, images are represented as mathematical formulas that define all the shapes in the image. Vector graphics are more flexible than bit-mapped graphics because they look the same even when you scale them to different sizes. In contrast, bit-mapped graphics become ragged when you shrink or enlarge them.


>>7171614
>girl butts
ummm ewww. gross! It's all smooth and hairless! Not daddy approved at all.
this is /shmupg/. FFV will never get a shmup remake imo. It's not a skill based game.

retro racers hav better design than shmups and better players. this is facts

post your times

>>7171729
Opinions on the genesis port of flying shark?

>>7171719
>I didn't know blacks liked shmups.
>>7171729
>Wanna co-op together?

>>7171747
I have several questions about the excerpt you posted.

>>7171729
>>girl butts
>ummm ewww. gross! It's all smooth and hairless! Not daddy approved at all.
/shmupg/ discussions

>let me remind you I'm a survival player myself.
dadshit cope

>>7171614
Use stolen art as placeholder then later on replace with art you legally bought from a professional artist.

>>7171776
I know what you want to ask young lad. To answer your questions, the game is played with just an 8-way well oiled seibu kaihatsu stick using a 3 and 1/2 button b-plug setup, so no pointer aiming or rear gerbil type action here. It runs at a smooth 60 thrusts per second on my IPS. The game was actually originally released on the NAOMI, and then ported on the PS2 (which is the version I play with my life partner Simon (we are both daddy shmup players)). Never understood the appeal of girls or bullet hells, yuck!!! Almost as bad as jarpigs!!!!!!!!! There's also a Mame port but it's errrrr not great : bad sound balance, a music glitch in the bonus stages, no optional modes, some visuals are slightly darker for some reason, probably some other stuff too. Unfortunately the game doesn't have a co-op mode so if you want to chat we can do it other ways young lad. And I do want to chat about "shmups".

>>7171232
Ok guys I need a list of shmups that take place underwater

>>7171831
>underwater shmups
>military planes fighting underwater
You been playing those fantasy games again boy? What with dragons and wizards and rules I can't understand?! Don't you lie to me lad! Next you'll want girl pilots in your shmups? Girls with big anime breasts? Oh hell no. No son of mine is gonna turn straight under my watch.

What you need is a nice long session of Zing Zing Zip, the coin-operated Videogame by Tecmo (circa 1992)

>>7171614
BOOTA

>>7171587
>>7171587
>I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).
>So it's definitely cool and beneficial to mix jrpg and shmup elements. Voronoi diagrams are represented by a group of points, with the edges being defined as the locus of points where the distances to each of the 2 closest points are equal.

Can you elaborate and tell us the name of your jrgp shmup hybrid?

what are some games I can play if I'm actually complete shit at shmups? I mean other than ikaruga.

>>7171898
Paper Mario is a must play, very easy.

>>7171898
Dad games.

>>7171890
>>7171614
>female boota posting
Abort ship. Thread is sinking.

Cho Aniki save us!

>>7171929
I got you

>>7171898
RayForce aka Gunlock aka Layer Section. The retro shmup on ps2.

Play it immediately for score and don't do any routing. That's the trick to get good. Layer Section it's scoring chain packets are encoded and decoded into bits and has several long milks because it's a taito based Games. It furnishes transmission protocol knowledge and management and handles errors in the physical layer, flow control and frame synchronization. The data link layer is divided into two sub layers:

>>7171914
This^ Except the opposite. Because shmups from 1990 are just Packages data into IP datagrams, which contain source and destination address information that is used to forward the datagrams between hosts and across networks.

>>7171950
>Because shmups from 1990 are just Packages data into IP datagrams, which contain source and destination address information that is used to forward the datagrams between hosts and across networks.
Hold on, does this mean that Layer Section aka RayStorm's chaining scores are specified details of how data is physically sent through the mid-boss delayed bomb networks pre and post-op? including how bits are electrically signaled by hardware devices that interface directly with a network medium, such as coaxial cable, optical fiber, or twisted-pair copper wire. tl;dr you can surpass the counter stop ?????

>>7171950
>>7171959
I didn't know shmup talk was so complex and interesting. What a genre.

>>7171950
ok cool

I've been chaining DDP as my side game in between Final Fantasy speedruns. I noticed how much easier DDP is in comparison. Mainly because all stages and chains are connected to one another in the shape of a closed loop, so that each ''chain'' is connected directly to two other chains or bees, one on either side of it. A bee topology combines characteristics of linear DDP chain and bee topologies. It consists of groups of star-configured medal routes connected to a linear bus backbone boss fight.

>>7171898
Start by watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHv-s4CMHM

>>7171984
The social shmup networks on discord and 4chan include: parents, friends/peers, teachers’ play important role in development of socially responsible route grinding behavior among shmup consumers as individuals tend to pay focus on the recommendations of their members in their social networks.

>>7172017
that's fake

1000 hours of save state practice

>>7172031
I do 1000 hours of save state practice to give my life meaning

>>7171990
Yeah there's a lot more mechanics and sections in FF to keep track of than something baby mode like DDP

>>7171232
based beyond belief.

is the genre dead because its bad? or bad because its dead?

>>7171990
post FF times

>>7172092
Both

>>7172101
>"Both"
>Anime girl
>jrpg character
>female boota
Why don't people like what I like?!!!!

NEW THREAD GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS
>>>/vrpg/1080287
>>>/vrpg/1080287
>>>/vrpg/1080287

>>7171754
Flying shark doesn't exist on the genesis.
Arcade Flying shark is great though, one of Toaplan's finest (fuck overrated Batsugun).

The smile is fake! It was never fun!

100 hours of shmup save state practice! Per week!!! Force the fucking smile!

>>7172196
>The irony when /vrpg/ can have a good shmup general but /vr/ and /vg/ can't

>>7172101
I almost beat her game but I lost my save file. I guess the HD version will be a nice improvement to look forward to. But I am replaying CT atm.

>>7172226
>>7172031
shmups are fine as a pump n' dump genre. Being a tryhard at them would suck 4 sure.

>>7172298
Based credit feeder
Also, artist source?

>>7172298
>Being a tryhard at shmups would suck
COPY THE DAMN REPLAYS!

>>7172203
>>7172203
My bad, you're right, I'm thinking of toaplan FIRE Shark

any shmup with elf characters and rpg elements? prefer thicc stats

what are /vr/'s thoughts on Dangerous Sneed?

>>7172384
I've only watched a gameplay video of it and I think it's shit.

>>7172361
oh god that elf girl. I wish I was playing jrpgs. But i'm doing 500 hours of save state torture before I can start resetting runs over and over.


Stage 4 boss is giving me a heck of a time when rank is high. If I die to it and respawn, I can take it down pretty consistently, but with missiles powered up to 1 below max, the second phase is really troublesome. I can usually get through without dying if I have a shield, but even then I'm not super consistent. The random bullet spray seems to be very friendly sometimes, and awful others. Is there a strategy for manipulating his fire? The sprays seem to be roughly aimed at your ship so there's definitely some amount of control, but I haven't found anything consistent. It's also entirely possible I just need to work on my dodging, but I figured I'd ask.
tl; dr
How to trigger it??? i.e. whether you specifically need to use laser or shot.

Also in the superplay I've got, once it starts happening the player seems to release all buttons and it just keeps happening without him firing.

I was wondsring how this works.

Many thanks!

>>7172389
Bosses have a set time limit. I point my helicopter to the left and hold the fire button, waiting for it to retreat back up the screen, then fire on the wing again until it is sparking badly, then follow the nose until it's sparking as well. By this time, the Rocket ought to have recharged. To get the contribution bonus or any points from the kill, you have to kill it before it times out (or to get points for the kill, with no bomb activated). For every second left on the timer, you get 1,000 points. A second passes, you get 1,000 less points. So, naturally, the best way to score from killing a boss is to smash all its pieces with an option in the quickest time possible, which is why the Rocket is the natural choice for most scoring players. Not much else to this.Large tanks and turrets (on the ground and battleships, respectively), which are always in the same place, and generally are worth 10,000 points (x2 = 20,000). Examples include: huge tank that exits bunker in 1-1, wide turrets on each battleship in 1-2, huge tank behind bunkers and before midboss in 1-3, etc. Locations of these will be outlined in individual stage guides later on.
BER points out that in Ikaruga, the timer rounds up. In this game, if the timer is at 45'00, 45'01, 45'90, etc., the bonus will be 45,000. 44'99 is still 44,000. No rounding up for you.

>>7172395
btw the HD version is the one with all of the extra slowdown. Keep in mind! It tilts the angle of the camera making isometric views that give you a slight disorientation feeling and if that wasn't bad enough, the game moves at a very fast speed, making you wish you had a speed control and a lock-on missile-like weapon, and an extra weapon is something that you'll be wishing for later in the game because you'll be facing both objects and enemies with armor capable of bounce your shots back at you and you could get hit by your own attacks. While objects like blocks will disable their armor giving you enough time to hit them and clear your path, the enemies have permanent armor, making them indestructible the whole time giving an unfair game as a result of that.

I think our shmup work is done.

I want to become a shmupper with a a few WRs and an asian girlfriend (who doesn't cheat on me), how do I start?

>/vrpg/ laughing at us

>>7172426
Copy replays

>>7172361
>any shmup with elf characters
I can recommend Dragon Saber which features some cute anime elf sluts

>>7172470
Cool I'm checking out the art and liking it. I won't be playing it since its a shmup and they don't do anything for me.

>>7172482
If shmups had procedural generated levels that would solve their memorization crutch and problem. Could make game play finally interesting like roguelikes

>>7172389
if you still struggle against a stage 4 boss after 500 hours of save state you may have a brain disorder

>>7172540
Stage 2 boss of Cyvern keeps filtering me hard. Wtf those patterns are literally impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsHJWQ7zCo4

Oof, better keep saving up for the original PCB because Kekxa Label is SHIT.

>>7172540
>you may have a brain disorder
Like everyone who plays shmups then?

>>7172970
>that'll be 6 thousand dollars plus tip goy!

>>7171562
speedracing

also known as

racing.

fucking retard.

here he comes, here comes speed racer
he's a chav on wheels
he's a chav and he's going to be sperging out on someone
he's checking on your twitter so you better look alive
he's busy revving up his 3200rpm hard drive

Dead genres make bad threads
Funny innit ?

>>7171753
based speedracer poster

Fill me in on the smile is fake meme. Is this some shit that retarded mexican control freak said?

>>7174065
THEIR SMILES ARE ALL FAKE

>>7174119
I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this. Its just a mental trick to keep pushing forward.

>>7174124
>just fake having fun
now I get why they seethe at rpg players lol

>>7174119
ok this is sad but I laughed

>>7174119
shmuppers are masters at coping. sad!

>>7174119
>Give me one LEGIT reason you don't play shmups!
so I don't have to force myself to smile

>>7174119
stopped doing the smile hack myself, now it just genuinely doesn't upset me

>>7174143
Fake it til you make it

>>7174119
discord is the gift that keeps giving

>>7174119
Looks like he forces head banging to enjoy music as well.

>>7174143
RPG players don't play their games to have fun they do it to not have to think about their shitty and lonely and wasted lives.

>>7174382
Damn that's why I just had the time of my life playing Pokemon with my girlfriend.
Shmupfags will never get images like these.

>>7174119
he's an amateur

here's a pro

https://youtu.be/EE6Y9PkcBPI

>>7174382
both as bad as each other

>>7174119
this is how bad and miserable shmups are, just fake the fun bro. Real hobbies you never have to do this.

>>7174390
cosplayers don't play games

>>7174503
citation needed

>>7173253
>b-but muh times!
Booked your agdq tickets yet? Fast pants!

>>7174530
its shmup trannies in gdq mate, the only racers that ever go agdq are the f queeros and kart fags.

racing has always been about time, hell the wipeout and rbr community have been doing it since years before the first agdq.

do shmups attract the mentally ill, or do they create the mentally ill?

>>7174539
attract then amplify

>>7174539
Shmups are video games.

>>7174542
which are fun!

if you pretend.

>every actual man adult

yeah nice racing, good time trial

>"gamer" trannies

lol thats speedrunning!

https://youtu.be/QnH15dejp0s

>>7174558
holy shit that's fast

these threads make the doom general look extremely high quality in comparison

>>7174592
>anime reaction pic
You're not so high quality yourself

>>7174610
seethe cuck

>>7174618
Is that image supposed to make me care

any shmups with puzzle elements and cute anime girls ? (has to have both so no ikaruga)

>>7174582
yeah, still a shame they paved pikes peak imo

>>7174592
>thread full of people who enjoy fps games
>talk about the games, maps made for the games and creating maps and content for the games
Yeah it's a pretty good general. There's lots of people creating things instead of copying replays and grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours. Are you the seething Half-Life fag?

>>7174676
>instead of copying replays and grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours


oof he's got a point... and all for an audience of 3 ppl max

>>7174676
>grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours.
No!! Not route grind! Arghhhh!!!!!!!!!

>shmup has more than one loop
I hate backtracking

>>7174390
if pokemon is peak fun for you that's pretty sad

I didn't know girls were into shmups

>>7174820
I want her to bully me about my rank control

>more Cee cope

>>7174797
maximizing fun doesn't work, you'll end up faking the smile if you take it too seriously.

>>7174738
>>7174725
>>7174539
shmups attract achievement hunters. if someone is willing to drop thousands of hours grinding for a virtual achievement chances are their life is out of balance and missing meaningful pursuits. in time this type of person will appear ''different'' and not in a good way.

>slandering gus for no reason
The illness is fake.

>go to guscord, home of serious shmup discussion
>10 gorillion new messages
>what could they be talking about?
>endless spam of tardo and his jihad against nintendog
>close tab
>boot up elf
was chav right?

>>7175072
The illness is fake.

>>7174917
where? he's actually right that the brain can't tell the difference between fake smiles and real ones, i assume he sorta knows this but his motivation and a-typical muh game reasons are a bit suspect.

>>7175093
What's the point of posting it though? He doesn't post here.

>>7174610
only a fool to recognize another.

>>7174610
It's an anime imageboard, retard.

Athena shmup when?

>>7175239
Neo Geo Heroes: Ultimate Shooting
Why do people hate this game? I particularly loved the medal challenge mode

>>7175248
I had no idea this even existed.
Anything that makes it stand out?

>>7175252
you have a stock bar in addition to your bomb that can act as a super move, athena for example has a teleport at lv1, a reflected shot at lvl 3 and phoenix arrow at lvl 3
the game has multiple routes and endings so they could cram as much silly dialogue and snk cameos as possible
and finally there's a challenge mode that rewards certain tasks with points like chaining 1000 hits in a combo, clearing a stage with no damage etc

>>7175257
Guess I'll check it out, looks like something different for sure
Thanks for the info

>>7174630
You'd probably like Twinkle Star Sprites

>>7175110
1. try asking whoever posted it

2. oh we're back to the autist tranny policing.

>>7175248
Oh I have this game on Vita and never played it lol because screen size so small I should emulate on PC

>>7174797
Pokemon is far from my favorite RPG but it's one my GF likes playing with me. Maybe when you're an adult you'll understand.

>>7175296
Ahem.
BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7175301
Shmups BTFO?

>>7175296
>>7175301
>>7175306
Yes.
I play one pokemon game every year and enjoy every minute of the 30 to 40 hour experience. (Not once did I force the smile).

>tfw to intelligent too enjoy shitkemon
okay but for me? it's darius extra.

>>7175329
>tfw to intelligent
the absolute state of shmupfags

>Right, and that's before I knew that apparently your posting style is just super abraisive for no reason. It may not be pleasant but now that I know that I can at least have that in mind when interacting with you.
Ikaruga expert firing shots.
Being abrasive for no reason is a common symptom of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) or PSD (Permanent Seething Disorder). the rictardo guy may have both.

>>7175351
he's really bitchy lately isn't he? even to akagi.

DUUUDE DID YOU SEE THE LASTEST DISCORD DRAMA

FUCKING RADICAL DUDE SHITS CRAZY, I CANT BELIEVE TOM SAID THAT TO PEDRO ONLY FOR STACEY TO SNAP BACK LIKE THAT

>>7175354
i didn't notice this

>>7174535
nice blog, tranny.

>get further in battle garegga by not controlling the rank
god damn

>>7175879
counter rank systems were a mistake.

>>7176316
Is there some secret board on the farm that I'm just missing? Why is literally no one talking about this?

>>7176316
Wew, the EXA version is that off?

Rip in peace, burgerbros.

>>7176483
Less Slowdown, right? That means the game is harder. Who the fuck cares.

>>7176541
funny as fuck, better hardware and suddenly all that stupid as fuck slowdown disappears lmfao

muh cave are great at design and programming!!

really is a joke genre.

>>7176556
I'm no programmer but the way CAVE implemented slowdown was through a hardware quirk which is why on MAME you need to go into game config -> enable blitter delay hack and even the official Xbox360 port is 70% off from what it should be.

>>7176541
Its a sign of less accurate implementation to the CV1000 board, so it can be both slower and faster at different parts of the game.
>That means the game is harder. Who the fuck cares.
Missing the point entirely

>>7176556
>stupid as fuck slowdown disappears
Anon, the slowdown in games is gameplay intentional, its not due to hardware limitations.

>>7176587
I'm pretty sure this is a straight remake just like the Xbox 360 version, it should be treated as its own game rather than a conversion.

>>7176594
360 version is about as accurate as the EXA one. Does make me wonder if they just ported the 360 version with it's flaws intact.

Seriously, life is too short to worry about 20% faster bullets. Unless you're trolling in which case you must have autism

>>7176587
>Anon, the slowdown in games is gameplay intentional, its not due to hardware limitations.


WRONG

cave puts no design at all and instead just fucks shitty hardware and sees what happens

i feel sorry for cave otaku who havent figured this yet.

why do you think pgm cave games just happen to have way less slowdown than sh-3?

good game devs would program bullet speeds in and keep the game at 60fps. It's a fucking disgrace.

>>7176603
funny thing is this just proves the fact that cave fags are all about feeling le hardcore!!!! with le matrix slo mo instead of actually being good.

>>7176603
Anon, if there was levels or features in another game missing or implemented poorly/incorrectly you'd have a different attitude, but with this you're being a cunt.
Why is the shump general so fucking garbage on /vr/
This shit is legit even worse then /pso2/ generals. Even with the name fagging and dick sucking there they even stay on topic more.

>>7176605
> just fucks shitty hardware and sees what happens
So in other words you ARE saying its intentional. Way to go retard.

>>7176621
>So in other words you ARE saying its intentional.
??????

in what reality is just seeing what happens "intentional"?

yeah its so intentional that using a diff shot type will change the entire games slowdown.


cave are a fucking joke, thank god in a couple years no one will care about them just the last 10 losers playing that shit

>>7176621
look at the tism here lmfao

WAH MUHHH PORT, ITS NOT RIGHT!! WHERES MUH INTENTIONAL SLOWDOWN IN BLUE GAME

WAHHHHHHHHH WRONG OPINIONS Y U NO STAY ON TOPIXXXXX

MOM

>>7176605
reminder chav is merely crying because he cant pirate sh3 cave games and play them as intended

get a job, speed racer

>>7176541
No, more slowdown actually. Yes I'm serious, it has slowdown where the original PCB did not.

>>7176661
>crying cus he cant play shit games for trannys and dork fucks

k then.

>>7176339
no one's talking about it because exa mode looks like a bad arrange mode from a 360 port. the main game is 8 years old, there's nothing to discuss besides how accurate the exa conversion is.

>>7176680
fox and grapes, the illness is fake

>>7176686
What I meant is why no one on the farm is talking about how inaccurate it is. There are at least SOME posts about the new mode made a couple days ago.

>>7176694
no one who's good enough to talk about that is paying $3000 for a kekxa argaydia

>>7176690
the illness is real and im not a bender
your pillow gurf is fake, just like your gender.

>>7176694
because they are grown ups and dont give a fuck about something so unbelievably stupid, MOM THIS PORT IS 20% DIFFERENT!

>>7176828
I was anticipating this reply. The thing is, they usually DO flip their shit over things like this. This is the one exception.

>>7176838
sign of how dead it all is but shmup fags are one trick heroin addicts who cant move on and be a beginner at something again

>>7176847
>Try to talk about thing
>People shit post and false flag non stop
>"No one wants to talk about it because the community is dead"
Na, people like you actively tying to shut down any conversation

>>7176541
shmupfags pretend to like a challenge. they will take any chance they can to reduce that challenge down while still trying to look cool. see: autofire, slowdown, savestates, frame buttons.

>>7176847
Sounds like Doom/fps faggots.

>>7176847
>sign of how dead it all is but shmup fags are one trick heroin addicts who cant move on
take chav for example, he hasn't played a shmup in years but is still clinging onto the community, totally unable to move on

>>7176847

>>7177016
This, the guy is a nigger.

Having fun playing metal slug. Set groovymame to 200% cpu and it runs smooth as silk. Slowdown really ruins these games pacing and momentum.

Also playing them on Vita psp anthology so far they seem good.

what's the appeal of touhou games? Is it the simple and challenging mechanics or more about bragging rights?

>>7177716
little girls in dresses appeal

>>7177716
Pretending to be the little magical girl.

why so many anti-shmuppers in these threads

>>7177880
Shmupfags started shitting on JRPG fans because the latter has fun playing their genre.

>>7177716

>>7177931
I'm all for body positivity but this is a bit much even for me

>>7177880
they don't understand that sending out negative vibes creates backlash, invites shitposting and makes us all look bad. It's a few bad apples ruining the scene for everyone and discouraging new players too

>>7177926
Stay mad, jarpigcel.

>>7177970
Nice projection

>>7177970
when good players finish their shmup homework they reward themselves with jrpg fun

>>7177716
The appeal is the full package. EOSD came out in 2002 so I guess that's retro? Try it

>>7177016
the irony....

>>7177213
>>7177302
disgruntled

>>7177431
do this using hazemd to, genny games with no slowdown is a treat, also mushi og modes with no slowdown feel much better

>>7177962
>I'm all for body positivity but this is a bit much even for me
all humans are disgusting alopecia marshmallow apes full of disease and stink, im all for body realism.

>>7178124
>all humans are disgusting alopecia marshmallow apes full of disease and stink
>all humans are disgusting
>all
What? Is all food disgusting because it can become rotten and stinky in some cases?

>>7178142
look at any animal in nature, it looks perfect by design, look at humans? no consistency, shit dangling everywhere, variable posture, about 40 different stinks from each crevice, riddled with genetic anomalies and foibles, our hair is dead and comes from secreting hair follicles full of bacteria and sweat, arsehole, gash and penis stink, armpits stink and have patchy hair, the mouth, feet, look at human objectively and we look weird as fuck, less consistent than any other species like a genetic pudding.

yes all humans are disgusting,

>>7178147
no_gf_cope.txt

>>7178156
reality-covered-by-desire.txt

>>7178142
>>7178156
take the buddhist pill

https://youtu.be/mJ-Uc1C6JGQ

>>7178165
>"reality" means twisting your point of view to exaggerate and only see the negatives

>>7178176
reality means seeing clearly and objectively

it is you coping with delusions to appease desire anon.

>>7178176
good bit here

https://youtu.be/W5Lg9P-VekA?t=766

those pesky negative buddhists

mork going after your guwange score chav. watch out!

>>7177716
Porn and autistic unfunny memes
the games are below average

>>7175313
>I play one pokemon game every year and enjoy every minute of the 30 to 40 hour experience. (Not once did I force the smile).
Pokemon games have a ton of replay value I do something similar too.

>>7175296
>Pokemon is far from my favorite RPG but it's one my GF likes playing with me
Lucky guy


Nintendo should make a Pokemon bullet hell game

>>7174820
They're not.
How anyone including the shmupforum trannies think they're fooling anyone when they insist on calling a man with a jutting jaw a woman is beyond me.

>>7178181
>reality means seeing clearly and objectively
The average human is average in body weight you delusional internet-addict.

>>7178181
t. king of kope

wtf is this incel cope

>>7178530
>>7178147

>>7178470
who said they weren't? shmup fags struggling with any comprehension again i see. You'll never be free.
>>7178508
>>7178530
t. virgins with figurines

>>7178692
>You'll never be free.
and you're living proof seeing as you're unable to move on from shmups :)

why don't you tell vrooom about the stinky girls?

>>7178697
freedom is detachment it is not abstaining, once again shmups proving to be for the unintelligent ironically "coping" with excuses to justify themselves.

the only reason your girlfriend doesn't smell is because shes a 80/20 polyester nylon mix.

>>7178701
didn't read this cope
move on

>>7178692
>>7178697
>why don't you tell vrooom about the stinky girls?
wait, the guy who said girls are stinky and posted incel monks is now using virgin as an insult?

>>7178701
Not wanting and being aroused by your gf's scent is some kind of japanese mental illness to begin with

>>7178716

guys i think chav may be a virgin

>chav
>pedophile
>incel
>NEET
>fake illness

Is there any thing this man can't do?

>>7178784
get a job

they're posting pics of my gf on discord again

>>7178770
>may

>>7178770
>>7178997
>>may

>>7178719
you aren't intelligent enough to see things clearly

>>7178714
too many big words for you.

>>7178770
nice projection.

>>7178716
> degenerate no life tranny gay elf sticking it to buddhists


now that's funny.

>>7175296
guaranteed your gurf is a minger whose arsehole smells of charcoal and death.

>>7179126
Get a job. The illness is fake.

>>7171232
The Plandemic is Working

>>7171375
Are there any games like Ai Cho Aniki that aren't degenerate like Ai Cho Aniki? Those games make me sick. Can't play them.

>>7171626
Hey, bro. Did you know Shadow of the Beast isn't on SNES?

>>7179298
bros why did he wear that trench coat

>>7179304
haha, get a load of this pussy ass hetrofag.

>>7179304
uhhhh STRAIGHT ALERT! STRAIGHT ALEEERRRRRTTT!!

>>7179249
get some self respect, the gurf is a hambeast with fish minge and swamp butt.

heh, i'm not mad about not having a gf at all. girls are stinky anyway!

>>7179636
You suffer attachment anon because you don't know how to feel content and happy with out clinging on.

daily reminder the worlds happiest recorded man is a buddhist celibate. Enjoy needing an alopecia stink ape to feel anything,

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/69-year-old-monk-who-scientists-call-world-s-happiest-man-says-secret-being-happy-takes-just-15-minutes-day-a7869166.html

>>7179667
>here's how I cope
yes chav we know.

>>7179680
awww you can't stomach coming away from your self facilitating consensus

bless you.

why aren't you telling the manly men at vroom about the stinky girls, speed racer

>>7179667
The illness is fake.

>>7179745
your perception is your reality anon

>>7179739
i prefer to present the truth to you.

>>7179751
So you're admitting it's fake and you're pretending?

The cope isn't working bros
I still wish I had a rotten fish clunge gorgonzola arse azn gf

>>7179759
Your reading comprehension is window licker tier, no it doesn't say that.. at all.

>>7180010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B26NRVXrjeI

>>7180091
>i don't have sex b-because I'm a monk!
>i don't have hair b-because I'm a monk!
kino cope chav, truly kino.

>>7180151
your vocab is embarrassing.... even worse than your intellect.

>>7180158
>w-wait no don't look at that, what about your vocabulary and intellect!
more cope, and also a bit euphoric.

>>7180168
>cope cope copey cope cope cope

>>7180172
>monk monk monk monk monk monk

>>7180180
what's your belief anon?

>>7180180
monks shave there heads, i dont have to, silly yanks think its a bad thing because marketers said so lmao

in b4 cope

and you have a skanky nerdling gurf no one else wants to go near,

>>7180183
I believe... the illness is fake!

>>7180187
Yeah that's a cope alright.

>>7180192
>I believe... the illness is fake!
POWERFUL AND BRAVE

>>7180192
why can't you answer questions properly anon? are you an autistic child? not enough practice at socialising?

>>7180197
>please please please answer ;~;
could you be any more of a dumbass chav? lmao. You really don't think shit out at all.

>>7180208
If that was the intent then you answered anon....

why do you keep avoiding questions anon? is it transgenderism?

chav bought gamer glasses to help with his illness, now he can play speed racer all day

what can he buy to help with the stinky girls?

>>7180272
>gamer glasses

fucking hell you are depressing and you won't even understand why....

Post discord gaymer gurl gf

>>7179667
>reduce happiness to vague brain voltages
>scientists say navel gazing is the secret!
Chav is proof Buddhism doesn't work

>>7179304
but you've played it enough to know you want more of it? sounds pretty gay to me

There's this one arcade shmup from the late 90s I've been trying to track down for ages. I remember almost nothing about it other than it had really detailed anime style portraits for pilots, and that the ships could transform into humanoid robots, and that it wasn't a Macross game. Any leads, friends?

>>7180673
Can you recall more info?

>>7180676
I know it was horizontal - Left to right. I think the machine had a large flat screen, but I can't remember. The first level that I saw - but it might have been in the attract mode - was a forest or jungle. Green, daytime. One of the ships/robots was pink.

>>7180686
Hyper Duel?

>>7180707
Well, if this isn't it, then it was some kind of sequel or knockoff because that's almost exactly what I remember - Characters on the left, smooth transformations, big attacks... Man, that's a trip. Thank you!

chav post some wipeout videos that will make me want to get into it

>>7180714
Based, glad I was able to guess right.

THE ILLNESS *IS* FAKE!

I've... got to... keep... going!
I've... gotta... make... tardo... proud...
I'M... HAVING... SO... MUCH... FUN!

>>7180984
just smile :)

>>7180187
>monks shave there heads, i dont have to, silly yanks think its a bad thing because marketers said so lmao
mald cope

is there a pastebin or mega folder with a bunch of shmups or a shmupmame fullset floating around

>>7181161
https://archive.org/details/shmupg-pack

>>7181191
thanks bro

>>7180724
well i stream it atm and have some good times there, on youtube look for asayeah, wmj, wipeoutxl2097 for elite players and HellfireWZ for videos on the series as a whole. Best thing though is just get them on ps1 emu and have some fun. I've been into wipeout since i was a teen, it is without question my fav game and franchise of all time, just feels amazing to play from the aesthetics to the feel of the ship when you're zoning about, most people get discouraged by the learning curve. start with playing through XL its easy imo until the last 2 things and then go time trial when youre ready and go for 3, i prefer ntsc-u but all are great, currently playing 3 S.E myself.

>>7180724
heres what im doing atm,, manortop in S.E, getting used to the completely diff physics

pb run starts 1.33.30 ish, last lap was amazing if i can get them all like that it'll bring it down to a really great time but execution on a dpad is no joke. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/838569878

>>7181782
you just gonna let mark beat your guwange score?

>>7181816
i couldnt give less of a fuck about any shmup score ever, so yes.

>>7181826
Why did you spend so much time on it then?

>>7181831
because i enjoyed it? games are for fun anon, nothing more. when i think now of just gravitating towards what i actually enjoy its never a shmup, miserable genre for miserable people, honestly the shittest humans ive met all exist in this community.

>>7181831
also so much time? a couple hrs tops a day for around 4 months? thats it.

>>7181834
>i enjoyed it
>miserable genre for miserable people
which one is it then? derp

>>7181840
why do you struggle to grasp anything anon? i enjoyed it then, not now. Are you programmed in binary or?

>>7181843
so you were a miserable person then?

>>7181840
>enjoy thing
>start to realize you are getting bored and the community is full of obsessive egomaniacs
>stop enjoying thing
>go enjoy something else

>>7181849
what does the community have to do with playing a fucking single player game? just play by yourself and don't talk to people.

>>7181850
Did you miss the getting bored part? The community is the icing on the cake.

>>7181850
>just play by yourself and don't talk to people.
your childhood defined.

>>7181847
no? learn contexts anon... your language skills are atrocious as is your communication ability.


>>7181856
this, they get mad defensive though when you point out how shit their world is because its all they have LE LEET SHMUP CLUB!

I think it really hit home for me when my best mate even said to me how fucking gay and silly these "niche jap" games are, you have to feel shame for playing shmups because it's legit embarrassing.

I play for survival, can't 1cc anything, batsugun is pretty easy tho

>>7181867

its embarrassing if you have nothing else going on in your life. i've shown friends shmups and they're actually usually impressed I can even understand what's going on

>>7181889
They aren't anon, they don't care and are just being polite and if that's really all you have to offer your friends? hey guys look at me playing this HARDCORE GAME LOL!! Depressing dynamic.

>>7181860
>no? learn contexts anon... your language skills are atrocious as is your communication ability.

t. doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too"

>>7181889
what game do you show them?

>>7181913
Get a real dad clast.

>>7181923
get a real illness

>bald
>gamer glasses
>on the dole faking an illness

Is this the power of having a real dad?

>>7181943
i'm sorry your father abandoned you but we can see why.

>>7181953
project harder

clast is so far gone he can only talk in memes

>>7181959
he talks only in memes and chan speak, references only in media and has no jokes of his own.

Truly a celibate cyborg.

>>7181867
>>7181867
>I think it really hit home for me when my best mate even said to me how fucking gay and silly these "niche jap" games are

>>7181972
t. man who thinks girls stink

>>7181913
he doesn't know the difference between there/they're/their either

is it autism or low iq?

>tfw lying in bed last night and avin a fookin giggle thinking about a 36 year old man's incel cope being "girls stink!"

>>7178147
> I'm disgusting. look at ME. no consistency, shit dangling everywhere, variable posture, about 40 different stinks from each crevice, riddled with genetic anomalies and illnesses. MY hair is dead and scalp full of bacteria and sweat, MY arsehole, gash and penis stink! armpits stink! and have patchy hair, my mouth and feet objectively deformed, look at me objectively! I look weird as fuck, less consistent than any other man I've seen - I'm like a genetic pudding.
the projection makes sense now. But this is a shmup thread.

>>7181849
>>stop enjoying thing
>>go enjoy something else
good bye! bye bye!

>when Rob's born

>>7181985
>t. desperate loser who convinces himself they don't so his ugly heffer sticks around

Honestly im sure you're a virgin at this point.

>>7182064
and you definitely are.

>>7182053
thats cool... lucky im german then lmfao

>>7181976
rob you literally don't have a single irl friend.

>b-buddhist monks are peak cuz they're bald and celibate!
>reeee you're a virgin! owned!
M A L D

>16 years later
>still the best shmup in existence
how did he do it bros?

>>7183232
you are a virgin though...

people acting like humans or women smell like strawberries is the absolute biggest giveaway.

>>7183589
Asian girls literally have zero BO

>>7183609
lmfao, you people are like blue pill pod people. Incapable of seeing reality.

>>7183619
It's true man, I didn't believe it either

>>7183619
East Asians have fewer apocrine sweat glands because of their ABCC11 gene.

NOOOOO GIRLS SMELL!

>>7183553
i said it thrice and i'll say it again, a vert shmup wit no TATE mode is dumb.

Chav is right, modern womyn aren't worth bothering with, take the MGTOWpill.

>>7183692
Rotated mode kills monitors and it was only a compromise before videogame technology could render 480i at full speed. Buy a large LCD instead

>>7183836
i TATE my 4:3 LCD already.

>>7183812
>MGTOW
mass cope

>>7183860
You're gonna kill it like I did with 2 crts

>>7183930
You will never be a wizard.

>>7183836
I just TATE my laptop. Put it on its side on a table like an open book.

>>7183976
did that with my thinkpad but i'm scared of it falling

>>7183681
>>7183674
interesting... they are still bastions of bacteria though and all the usual human things.

>>7183687
all people anon.
>>7183812
mgtow is dumb and has nothing to do with zen or buddhist practice infact it isn't even compatible.

>>7183935
never had a lcd die from tate but have killed crts

Shmups are for miserable people m8 grow up
Girls stink btw I've seen the research an
hair is a marketing scheme ofcorse sad how you are all attached to these shootin games whilst I overcame ego and know tru bliss

>orders Gamer Glasses
this cures the illness

What the fuck is this fucking new breed of shmup nigger incels? Most of you fuckers never touched a vaginer and those of you who did, it was ages ago and you're cucks.
What happened to chads like W.T. who would proudly declare how he had sex without protection with some slut and then bragged about still having the vagina stench lingering on his dick while he played shmups?

>>7184919
>bug chasing degenerate or incel cope master
somewhere in between these two extremes is the sweet spot

>>7171614
>>7171614
>could we see a shmup + FFV cross-over retro game soon?
Square made Einhander and FFV. So a cross-over rpg shmup is possible

>>7185062
Just because 1 ugmo got lucky and got an asia girlfriend doesn't mean it's easy to obtain one. I would know...

what's the best darius game to start for someone new to shmups?

>>7185190
Gradius II

>>7185190
Gayden

>>7185190
wipeout ya minge

>>7185229
t. doesn't even have a driver's license

based mark fixin' to dump ass on CLP's score

>>7185425

>>7185425
hes not using shishin though, hes using krauts character kosame so he needs to beat kraut which is 58? mill, just watched a bit of marks play and hes fully shit atm, getting to cat with 1 mill..... i get to cat with 7-10 but of course these idiots always think "hurr cant beat easy its just catspider milk!!"

>>7185651
Character differences don't matter much unless you're close to the counterstop. At the 50-60 million level it's not a factor and we treat them all equally.

>>7185668
yes they do, they have separate scores for a reason, its absolutely a factor thats why kraut changed chars, if you had any knowledge which you dont so no idea why you think youre authority you'd know that they all excel in diff areas throughout the game, so no i dont care how "we treat them", you dont have a score you dont get an opinion.

>>7185668
Yep 50-60 million is basically free.

>>7185651
they're all counted the same in america. deal with it son

>>7185721
took kraut 2 years

>>7186034
Mark will do it in 2 weeks. He's on another level compared to you losers. :)

>>7186034
Prometheus said 50 mill takes like 50 hours.

>>7186034
>>7186041

edit: Prometheus said 50 mill took him 2 months, total of 100 hours.*

>>7186097
umm no sweety, chav said guwange is the most insane shmup of all time and can't be practiced because you need insane reactions for all the insane rng. it takes anyone years to hit 50 mil.

50mill in guwange is a shit clear.

asian gf on discord

>>7186098
>>7186098

>>7186097
yeah and beating him took me 2 months... whats your point? prom didnt even break fifty, after 50 though every increment is extreme jump in difficulty.

>>7186098
no i didnt, why do you insist on lying? or is it your comprehension issues?

>>7186104
who cares? just a silly game, funny thing is i did it with a ps1 pad on mame with lag, none of the robot fucks like rob or gaymers can handle it because they know they cant mindlessly and pointlesly copy everyone elses work./

>>7186174
>who cares?

>makes an alt account on discord and pings mark to tell him how much you """""""don't care"""""" about him crushing your score

>>7186203
no i didnt? evidence please.

>>7186204
is it the INSANE memory or cope?

>>7186212
then post the evidence? i mean we all forget irrelevant things rob thats why your dad forgot you.

why don't you just play shmups again since you have your gamer glasses?

>>7186174
>who cares? just a silly game, funny thing is I was the victim of ps1 dpad input lag mame cope
you can't say who cares then immediately try to validate yourself lol

>>7186241

>>7186257
clast will never be able to not talk in memes (and will also never be japanese)

>>7171232
>Christmas has been detected.
>Activate Christmas?

>>7186232
why the fuck would i want to do that? i regret every second spent on this dipshit genre, its for absolute losers.

>>7186270
thats why he has absolutely no irl friends and is a virgin (well he isn't because he fucked his sister)

>>7186257
>unironically using twitter reaction pics
So this is the trashiest general by far I take it?

Are there any winter or snow-themed shmups?

I think Deathsmiles 2 might be, based on the artwork, but I couldn't get it working in mame or FBN.

>>7186475
>i regret every second spent on this dipshit genre, its for absolute losers.
yet here you are. . .everyday...can't let go. . .

>>7186505
oh no i come here just to inform you of what utter feral filth dumb cunt shit you all are, nothing more nothing less.

>>7186475
you're a loser though

>fake illness
>neet
>incel
>no driver's license
>gamer glasses

Sounds perfect for you.

>>7186494
Not retro but touhou 16 somewhat

>>7178174
>take the buddhist pill
>>7178124
>all humans are disgusting full of disease and stink
>Yes all are disgusting
>>>7181849
>>community is full of obsessive egomaniacs
>>7186551
>i come here just to inform you of what utter feral filth dumb cunt shit you all are

the mental illness is real

>>7186610
Who are you quoting?

>>7186623
(you)

>>7171614
I wouldn't mind a sequel to Einhander desu

>>7186270
>>7186481
put on your robe and gamer glasses and get back to gran autismo, speed racer

>>7186659
hasn't clast been a neet for 12 years? lmao

>>7186659
put your penis in a niggers arse

>>7186661
i work bruv.
more satisfying than being on the dole for a cornucopia of fake and real mental illnesses innit

>>7186829

>>7186829
So you were a neet for 11 years or so until recently then? I know you and aquas were known for never having jobs

>>7186850
i was a neet for a long time and wish i would have gotten a job sooner. that's why we as a community need to help chav, tell him to get a job, get off the dole, get some deodorant for the stinky girls, and fix his trainwreck life. the gamer glasses were a good first step but there's a lot of work to be done!

>>7187086
As an ex neet it is easy to fall back into neetdom if you work shitty jobs. I hope your next step is to go to school.

>>7186494
That pocky & rocky spiritual successor on PS2/Wii.

>>7187086
excuse me cunt it was me that pushed you back into work among other things so dont fucking start lying rob lanky shite, mr so autistic he can't even do a mic chat with anyone but sits in whilst typing. You lost your virginity to your sister because you were the man of the house....
>>7186661
got his first job at 30+ lmfao

i worked for years and saved a ton so i never had to claim a penny.

>>7187240
and i also make money on shares btw, how else do you think i fund fucking private healthcare in the UK? yeah dole money wouldnt ever cover that,

>>7187240
>You lost your virginity to your sister
meme or true?

>>7187248
i have very strong suspicion its true, very strong.

>>7187240
>it was me that pushed you back into work
let's add delusional to the list >>7186578

>>7181902
that's some selfworth issues man

>>7187317
its absolutely true, without shmupg and us lot in the cord encouraging you you wouldnt have even got the idea, lets not forget all the help for how to talk to a girl.... and people in general... and how to do an interview? and you fucked your sister, i know it and you know it.

>>7187640
Stop doxing your userbase.