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OP here. This is the thread where I will permit you to talk about shmups. You will be ON TOPIC at all times. This thread is for GAMEPLAY only. If you care about MUH AESTHETICS you can hang out with all the queers on discord.You may ask for strategies from me (don't ask for replays), you may solicit my opinions, even if I have not played the game.
>>7148828Fuck off.
>>7148817for me, it's Team Shanghai Alice
Does Dreamcast have the only console port of Tyrian?
Recommend me some coomer shmups
>>7148817I'm actually making a shmup based on wild guns, but im always so self conscious on whether the shooting feels satisfying. Not that it matters much considering its a porn game but still, i want some fun
>>7148843>its a porn gamekek based
>>7148828Show me your 1CC replays fagit.Also what shmup has the biggest tiddies? I can only really play tit-em-ups nowadays so some good suggestions would be appreciated.
CATCH THE HEATH: TAITOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnuEpWrB9qw
>>7148895I don't know about biggest, but sengoku blade has some decent milkers
>>7148843burunyanman no seriously it's great
>>7148895>Show me your 1CC replays fagit.You see gentlemen, this is what I mean. Why must I always be persecuted and second-guessed? I am a ~serious~ player but that doesn't mean I always have a replay on hand to prove my seriousness. I can direct you to my occasional streams in which I assure you, I have the skills to back up my talk, unlike the filthy dregs of posers that surround me at all times.>begging for tit shmupsthis just belabors my point, you wouldn't care about my serious play to begin with
>>7148921>tiddies and skill are mutually exclusiveAnon, this is some seriously bad attempts at damage control. If you're too shit to 1CC anything just say so.
>>7148916 LETS GOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIP8jx96Q0
What are you favorite gimmicks in shmups?
>>7148842According to the Wiki, it was never released on anything but PC. There's an open source engine for it which is probably how you played it.
Been playing Parodius on my famicom; there's quite a bit of slowdown at times but it's a lot of fun.
>>7149664These things.
>>7149664I like shoot 'em ups that make getting your power back after dying feel almost like a puzzle rather than a game-ending punishment
>>7148817WHO CAME UP WITH THE PENALTY AREA IN IMAGE FIGHT? SWEET BABY RAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7149664Hardware slowdowns instead of good programming.
>>7149780>hardware slowdownsr-type stage 7
>>7149664whip thing in X-MULTIPLY
What's the best way to play Metal Slug?
>>7149780says the guy who can't program to save his life
What are your favorite Mega Drive vertical shmups?
>>7149976the first metal slug? you can emulate the neo geo cd or sega saturn version i guess. it has a mode that was exclusive to the consoles called combat school, it had fun extra objectives and stuff
>>7149986i thought he was talking about portions in the game where they purposely slow the game down by loading the screen full of enemies, i replied with r-type stage 7 because there 's a large wave of butterfly fighters they want you to swim through and it's reproduced faithfully in MAME. when i played it on a real cabinet afterwards i was convinced this was 100 percent intentional. if you can do this without any powerups from checkpoint you're GRADE A PREMIUM BEEF in my bookhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsgEl3ul8U
>>7148842there's a wii one.
>>7149986post github big boi
>>7149987twinkle tale
>>7150054None of my games are open sourced, but you're free to post yours since you are the master programmer here.
>>7150180he called your bluff mate, it's not his programming that was called into question. let's see that cock bucko
>>7150197No, it was the programming of every old school Japanese developer. He can put up or shut up.
>>7149664The DBZ laser struggles in metal black and border down
What the fuck happened in ceecord? There was like a mass banning spree once someone posted those pics of gus' girlfriend
What are some good shmups for beginners to play for survival? Looking for games that can teach you the basic skills that you can carry over to other harder games in the future. So basically things that will teach you micro/macro dodging, good/no bomb usage and like point blanking. Preferably games that don't need heavy memorization where you are building up muscle memory/reaction time instead of just hammering a particular stage layout into your head. Slow to medium bullet speed would be best.
>>7150971Unironically Ikaruga
>>7150981Wouldn't the polarity system be kind of overwhelming for a beginner though? It kind of adds another layer on top of the gameplay of a lot of other shmups.
>>7150983The polarity concept is very simple and it's a great game to work on micro/macro dodging. Once he gits gud he can work on chains too.
>>7150995Alright thanks.
>>7150971Cho Ren Sha 68krun it in W98 compatibility mode or the sound will probably be shityou can have a shield, which means you can actually try to dodge some parts without resorting to bombing, and not lose a life if you mess up (you have to regain your shield after each hit)bullet speed is medium I guess
>>7150981Unironically the exact opposite of what he asked for. Ikaruga barely teaches you any easily transferrable shmup dodging skills since you should just be absorbing everything, point-blanking is almost non-existent outside of some scoring strats here and there (since it gives no increased damage), and has moderate to heavy memorization for both survival and scoring. He'd literally be better off with a standard Cave or Touhou recommendation to learn the basics of micro, macro, bombing, and point blanking with slow to medium bullet speed. After he comes to grips with some of those, he can branch off and do whatever from there.My recommendation to you >>7150971 would be to try out Touhou 7, the Steam Cave shmups (except Deathsmiles imo), or Espgaluda/DoDonPachi Daioujou Black Label on Mame if your goal is to get down the basics. If you decide to try out Touhou, remember to always play on the highest difficulty you can realistically see yourself clearing for the quickest improvements. Also don't forget to check and compare replays if you get stuck.I haven't played Cho Ren Sha 68k so I can't speak to how good it would be for a beginner but I've at least heard good things about the quality of the gameplay.
>>7151306>>7151669Thanks!
>>7150981He asked for shmups, not puzzle games.
>>7148817>shmupsYou mean matamarcianos?
I keep spending all my freetime looking at anime boobs and butts instead of playing shmups
>>7152305play a psikyo shmup then
>>7152305sounds like you need to have sex.
>gradius>salamander>life force>nemesis
The concept of 1CC isn't fun. I say ignore it. It's like routing for a speedrun right away. I don't speedrun every platformer I like. There's a place for these made up personal challenges - but rarely- 1cc shouldn't be the standard way to finish a shooting game. 3cc 4cc it doesn't matter if you're having fun ;better than wasting 30 extra hours routing for a 1cc
>>7153332Still going with the speedrun analogy, it's always better to aim for small incremental personal bests than going for world record right away.
>>7149664bullet canceling, I've never seen /vr/'s opinions on this, but all I know is Giga Wing 2 players taking turns absorbing bullets is dumb but fun
>>7153332I only play stgs I've already routed, can't be bothered to toil and copy routes for others. Once you know a couple verts and horis there's no point to keep collecting kuso clears, the satisfaction they give is the same. >platforms speedruni'd rather do a no death run than speedrun platformers.... speedrunning takes unfun routing, no death is more about general strategy and fundamentals
>>7153380>prefer general strategy and fundamentalsSame.Would you say memorization and autistic routing killed the genre?
>>7151669>since you should just be absorbing everythingThat's not true at all and since I see you've mentioned Cave and Touhou I can assume you are a hipster retard who never plays games until a tuber does it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIxKjmrCrS4
>>7153387It's a pump n dump genre. They were made to be 1cced but they do a terrible job communicating this to players. So they couldn't transition to consoles successfully. Plus better more exciting games were made and shmups kept repeating the same designs with tiny gimmick changes. Go try Luminous iX for example, so many ways to play and challenges to do. Instead of forcing the player down one and only one right way to play.>>7152305Looking at boobs better than grinding some shmup desu
>>7153332>>7153332I kind of agree. I try to build up to a 1cc, but usually start a game with 3 credits and then gradually lower them until I can do it. That way I see more of the game and have a better time knowing where to go, when to bomb, what enemies to target first etc. then if I can 1cc I try to play for score or get more indepth into the game.
>>7153417>Go try Luminous iX for example, so many ways to play and challenges to do. What, you mean the items for n00bs?
>>7153332In most games, 3cc or 4cc only make sense if you're playing them like your goal is to get a 1cc. If a game has bombs, a 4cc lets you bomb spam your way through every boss, you're hardly even playing the game then.
>>7153387I'd say about 2 decades of credit-feeders both players and reviewers.
>>7153481t. NoobMost games aren't DDP. A 2 or 3cc is fine...... Doubt you could even 3cc Gradius III.
>>7149664Multi form bosses.
>>7153547>G3>most gamesBased retard it's not even representative of its own series, credit feed G4 and the rank will drop down to nothing
for me, it's gotta be trannygaluda 2.
>>7148895Muchi Muchi Pork has nice milkers. It's a good introductory Yagawa shooter too.
>>7153631>this is considered obese in japan
the eternal debate...taito's space invaders series, or namco's ga* series?
Someone mentioned to me today that Saidaioujou has not had a dump release.... where did that come from? I'm almost certain I have a dump of it from a ShmupMAME bundle I got in like 2017 or something. I might have to dig deep in my old hard drive for it but either I have completely fake vivd memories of playing SDOJ for the first time on it or people like talking out of their ass.
>>7153803I just played it earlier today lmao
>>7153702Galaga shits all over any Space Invaders game.
>>7153547>gradius iii>credits mattering at allif you die in g3 you may as well just restart the whole game LMAO
so lets play guess who keeps reporting to save MUH SHMUP DISCUSSION!!!i'll bet 3000 its a tranny
>>7154042i like how none of the hitboxes in that game work
is autofire cheating on Cotton, I have a wrist injury : (
why do shmupfags NEVER learn, make your place only shmup discussion and it WILL die.
>>7149986>says the guy who can't program to save his lifethe correlation being? you dont need to program to see cave is shite at it.
>>7149780seriously though why do modern arcade games have such shit hardware? Is it simply because arcades aren't as popular anymore so they have to be really cheap to produce?
>>7154408yeh basically its skimping for max profit, back in 93 look what seibu achieved and with barely any slowdown. Cave are legit shite.
Got myself a Famicom on the way and an ASCII stickHyped to play some Recca and Gradius 2What experience do you guys have with the platforms shmups? Any recommendations?
>>7154691>look what seibu achieved and with barely any slowdown6 bullets on screen and some fancy debris? Come back when they make an actual shmup
>>7155107That is like the worst possible platform to play shmups on you retard. Just play arcade shmups and stop being a nesbabby cuck.
>>7155441Famicom kicks ass for shmups. Hard to imagine being such a console warrior you'd forgo playing good games, baby.
>>7155487It's atrocious for shmups you retard. It's funny you bring up "console warrior", because being a console warrior for the nes is literally the only reason you'd force yourself to play the inferior slop there instead of proper arcade shmups.
>>7155375post your dx expert clear
>>7155441Ah, I see /v/ has arrived
>>7154691Games like DOJ barely have any slowdown. Not every Cave game is Futari stage 2.
people are talking about how cringe slowdown is but i think giving bullets small, non-obvious hitboxes is worse
>>7155681>Games like DOJ barely have any slowdown.the one time cave makes something on hardware that isnt customed theirs.. really makes you think!
>>7155107As everyone else is saying the NES's shmup library is mostly inferior arcade ports.ReccaGuardian LegendS.C.A.T.Isolated Warrior AbadoxGun NacGyrussAre the only good exclusives.
>>7156457oh and crisis force.
>>7155107g2 is nice for nes but the loops never get harder, it becomes a snoozefest fast
>>7155107>>7156474oh and crisis force.
>>7155107Seconding Guardian Legend, there's nothing else like it in the industry
>>7156457i prefer the nes port of salamander to almost any other version. it's too easy, though.
>>7155107I like the one where you are a dragon
>>7156457And none of those are particularly good, either. But yeah, if you absolutely INSIST on playing nes trash, at least stick to the stuff that can't be played better elsewhere.
>>7156519Sick I'll check it out
>>7156935 shitposts like this is why I stopped using this site.
>>7157070It's not a shitpost just because it hurts your feelings you stupid faggot. You're welcome to leave any time though, I'm not gonna miss you.
>>7157075>recca is shitK, retardo.
dumpsterfire thread for a ded genre = {no exposure will save it}memorization is lowest form of skillcave > all420 sniff 'em virgins
>>7157170fucking based.
>>7157170Can you even sex one of these post op?
>>7157170desu my only problem is knowing that playing shmups is the worst possible use of my time, even if they're fun. Because I find other things fun that actually benefit me and other people.
>>7157221I'm sorry.
>>7157221I'm so sorry.
>>7157221I'm so sorry
>>7157284>three post to get it rightTake a deep breath, stand up, and walk away.
>>7157287>implying he's even close to done
>>7157284B-but I liked Ikaruga. Say it ain't full of onions, plz
>>7157298hate to break it to you, but...
>>7157308that's some masterful level cherry picking.Great bait.
ikaruga is the most well known and respected shmup amoung normal people.so /vr/ automatically hates it
>Ikaruga
>tfw stopped deluding myself into thinking i was playing shmups for myself>tfw realized 21 youtube views for 1000's of hours of braindead repetition is no longer enough to feed my egoThank fucking god im free bros
>>7157496what does youtube have to do with playing shmups
>>7157496Big boi thoughts
>>7157510When you realize your time is valuable effort shmupping isn't worth it. Casuals and credit feeders were right!
>>7156935>Recca>not good
>>7157951>shmup>good
it's true, shmups are a waste of time. My main hobby is talking about shmup community issues on the cords. But I had to cut my posting down since people were noticing.
Want to hear my strat for shmup game? I played for 5 minutes today so I want to talk about shmup game for 5 hours now.
take the racing pill, firstly its racing and cars, grown man shit so you dont feel like a total pedo cunt, secondly deep as fuck and satisfying to learn and execute good lines and get good times
I like racing because my brain is too smooth to understand anything but go fast and turn around the corner.
>>7155515The zoomer is strong in this one
>>7158115"take the racing pill, firstly its racing and cars, grown man shit so you dont feel like a total pedo cunt, secondly deep as fuck and satisfying to learn and execute good lines and get good times"
>>7158241>>7158115racing games are cool after I play Gradius V I like to do a casual credit of F-Zero GX
>>7157496Once an attention whore always an attention whore, it's unlikely you'll ever truly enjoy vidya...
>>7158131Post your custom setups big boi
>>7158131lets see them times big boi, head over to /vroom/ and join the gt2 challenge
>>7157496Sup Bananafaggot. Enjoying FF14?
>>7157527 I mean if you're already playing video games...
If you're concerned about wasting time, wouldn't you want to play something that develops a skill rather than a Microsoft excel spreadsheet friend sim?
>>7148817TAITO 最高 !
>10,000 hours developing button tapping skills
>>7158418You have only yourself to blame
>>7158418>7000 hours >no skills developed
>>7158418>>7158434HAHA nerdschads play for fun
>>7158418When I beat the windows touhou games in 2-3 weeks still my fondest shmup memory
>>7158402they're called turn-BASED for a reason anon
>>7158402I shut my brain off and play dragon quest for 4 hours every other day because I don't want to waste time on video games
Top 3 horizontal shmups?
>>7158507Rolling Gunner, Progear, Akai Katana
garbage genres breed garbage threads _perfect example right here_>>7158502this but unironically and cut 4 hours down to 2
>>7158507GradiusGradius IIGradius III
>>7158619 0/3
>>7157971>it's true, shmups are a waste of time. My main hobby is talking about shmup community issues on the cords. But I had to cut my posting down since people were noticing.Not so fast! Are you more of survival player????
>>7158507Deathsmiles, Progear, Akai KatanaHonorable mentions: Deathsmiles 2
>>7158115why not both?
>>7158659>>7158659>Deathsmiles, Progear, Akai Katana>Honorable mentions: Deathsmiles 2is this a joke
>>7158692If it's not presented by Cave, don't present it at all
>>7158729based.
horis are horrible
>>7155964Yep, it made me really think about how retarded you are!
>>7158584/vrpg/ being a shitposting board really says a lot about your jarpigs then
>chav fell for the speedtranner memesad...
>>7158507Gradius VGradius GaidenR-Type III
>>7158832mate did you SEE pedro's time on alien vs predator, INSANE skills and tech to
>>7158804its a fact.>>7158832racing has ALWAYS been about times, long before speedtrannies showed and funny enough they all steer clear of racers because they cant do it, its a male brain thing.>>7158879rob plz
>>7158907uhhhhhhhhh yeah it's a fact... a fact that you're RETARDED!
>>7158907Again with the tranny psychosis, anyway you look at it videogames are a manchild activity desgined to keep you conformed so you don't threat the (((system)))
>>7158908its a fact, deal with it. sh3 was caves custom shite and so was cv1000. PGM only one that wasnt.MAKESYOUTHINK
>>7158971yes sweaty, it is a fact that you are retarded.
>>7158978no argument.proven wrong.
>>7158985>arguing with the retardedI would never!
>>7149987Truxton
>>7155107Lifeforce (or salamander in this case) is cool
>>7158241>using quotation marks instead of >
>>7158507Gradius 3Thunder Force IVR-Type Delta
>>7158907>and funny enough they all steer clear of racers because they cant do itwhat about all the trannies into nintendy racers like mario kart and f-zero
>>7159053After becoming a gay elf he prefers those to wip3out.
new to shmups, only played gradius on emu in the past. Picked up Zer0Vector a while back, that shit is so fun. Highly recommend.Recommendations for newbies welcome
>>7159085Play Ikaruga and Touhou everything else is a meme.
>>7159093Bought Ikaruga, beat all the bosses in time, gonna start going for better clears with no continues.Touhou is fun, but the artstyle kind of rubs me the wrong way. there's something about it that just looks off. Maybe thats the charm.
>>7159115Play Fantastic Danmaku festival part 1 and especially 2 if you want good Touhou art.
>>7159121will do
>>7159121>best looking poohou looks like a b tier late 90's arcade shmuplol
>>7159138They are fairly easy games even by Touhou standards. The second game especially. It has a border break system where you build up a bar by grazing and collecting items. When it is full it allows you to take a hit without losing a life and it is how you gain your bomb/life points instead of them dropping normally. It stacks up to 3 times and slowly depletes over time if you don't graze/collect enough. I think the order is bomb>bomb>life. It is pretty good for new players in my opinion since it allows you to take some extra hits while you try out harder difficulties.
>>7159173yeah that sounds like a mechanic that I would need
>>7159085Giga Wing is a good intro to danmaku (pick Ruby) and Sengoku Ace is a good intro to dad (pick Aine).
I'm glad I have you guys. Your autistic shit flinging is a joy to read, it helps with my crippling depression.
>>7159115>Touhou is fun
>>7159205to each their own :)
>>7159205it's more fun than dadshit
>>7159221Before I insult you, please give me 3 examples of dadshit.
>not playing a little bit of everythingI'll never understand this.
>>7159226your 3 favorite games, dad fag
>>7159248I understand playing both dadshit and tranmaku but the fuck does poohou have to offer anyone who plays based cave?
>>7158971>sh3 was caves custom shite and so was cv1000cv1000 and sh3 are the very same thing. This anon is right: you're retarded.
>>7159259My top 3 aren't dadshit tho??
>>7159260>but the fuck does poohou have to offer anyone who plays based cave?cute girls, better music, better boss patterns.
>>7159264>cute girls, better musicBoth garbage and require fans to fix them>better boss patternsAggressive varied and chaotic patterns with destructible parts > gay glacial feminine patterns
>>7159264toopoo girls aren't cute and they're badly drawn. 2poo fags have been blinded by uglyness for too long to notice, i'll give you that. musics go from redudant gimmicky shit to unbearable crap. cave pattern are more fun.
>>7159260If nothing else, variety. I'm not much into playing the same couple games over and over for all of eternity.
>>7159264>cute girlonly in big booba fanart>better music>better boss patternslmao!!
>>7159289Countless better developers for that, which aren't just discount CAVE
>>7159261you know damn well its a minor error and meant cave 68000 pedantic autistic fuck, point stands and is FACTS
>>7149664anything from Treasure
>>7159289Play Battle Traverse. Play RefRain. Play Stellavanity. There are like a million other tranmaku that aren't cave but are good. Stellavanity in particular is like a non-shitty 2poo.
>>7159324>opinion so bad it was deleted
>>7159314>>7159327Okay. I'm not here to convince you to play Touhou. It is obvious you don't like it. I do however and nothing you can say will change that so what is the goal here? At the end of the day it is all going to come down to personal opinion. Things like art, music and patterns are going to all come down to personal taste. You say it is bad while another person says it is good. This autistic rambling will go on until the thread dies. There is plenty of room for every game unless it is a unplayable mess.
>>7159327traverse may have gay sprites etc but the game design shits on cave achieving the same shite without any slowdown and better looking than akai katana to
member when ZUN added based checkpoints and made everyone seethe?
>>7148817
>>7159349No but that sounds pretty funny.
>>7159264cave also has cute girls, and they actually have decent art ingame
>>7159367cave girls are indecent sluts
>>7159320rather be a pedantic autistic fuck (which I'm not) than a complete RETARDED fuck like yourself. FACTS
>>7159394so you don't think its odd that pgm games have minimal slowdown despite cave themselves saying it was limited hardware whilst the shit they custom pick themselves is slowdown ridden over pushed shite until the sprites disappear?? you are thick as fuck cunt dumb and likely smell of piss.
k which one of you was this?
>thread is full of tranmaku fags and dadcore redditorscringe. where is based cute 'em up gang at?
>>7159675I like Fantasy ZoneTwinBee's power up system gives me a migraine
>>7159273You talk like a retarded toddler.
>>7159682agree with you on Fantasy Zone. Super Fantasy Zone is also really good.
>>7159686You're going to get the poohou fags horny
>>7159725kek
great thread its about how shmups are escapism for no skilled losers.
there's nothing more exciting than dodging the same pixel in the same way for the 500th time
>>7159908>games are for losersYou got this part correct.
meditated for 15 minutes today bros, new pb!
>>7159675Give me Cotton pantsu dammit
>>7159954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cTOi-LwTo
>>7159946>beat the game slightly better than i beat it before
orange bullets > pink bullets
>>7159946>new pb!>>7159990>>beat the game slightly better than i beat it beforeIt's impressive for new players to the genre because they lack fundamentals and getting the first 1CCs or scores is a little mysterious. But eventually getting clears or PBs becomes very procedural, pure time investment and less impressive and exciting real quick.
>>7159946you shouldnt look at it like that though, good practice not endurance practice... what kind of meditation?
refrain has such a great soundtrack guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVSn33VpIpU&list=PL8woW7Kc7z-Yz084al-WDiwGZkUQebbR8&index=4
I just discovered Twinbee after so many years of watching my older brother play it on an arcade cabinet. I really love the anime artstyle and how cute it is. I hope I can play both the PSX and the SNES version like a pro and enjoy any other games thats come out of this franchise. Man I love it!
>>7160879Nice anon, its a great game. Love the PSX one.. can't remember the name but stellar graphics.
>>7160532I can't even 1cc a single game so I play for survival, but once I do I hope to move on to playing for score.
>>7160858I like that all the ships are fun and stronk in this game. In most shmups I end up finding one ship I really like, and then the rest end up feeling liking a waste.
>>7160960*like a waste
>>7160921>I can't even 1cc a single gameTry Batsugun Special if you haven't already anon.
What is the best controller to play shmup games? An Arcade stick? A gamepad? Or just a keyboard?
>>7160971which ever you find most comfy
>>7160971steering wheel. then go play final fantasy.
>>7148817When do shmups get goodPlaying early shit like Exed Exes and this shit is really bland
>>7161079play Cave then quit
>>7161079not before november 1996
garbage games general. gone insane yet?
>>7160971I'd say arcade stick but any controller will do
>>7161102we have a whole board for that >>>/vrpg/
shmup homework finished now it's time for fun
>>7159682>>7159697You guys have any tips for FZ? I just got the SEGA AGES version on sale for Switch the other day. I enjoy it but I'm real fuckin bad.
>haven't streamed today>randomly check my page>ricks lurking in my chat?OBSESSED and STALKER PILLED
why is rickys stalking weirdness being silenced here?back to base?
>>7159934>there's nothing more exciting than dodging the same pixel in the same way for the 500th timewe ded genre
>>7161093Highly Responsive to Prayers isn't even a shmup
>>7161079If you want a good early Capcom STG, play Gun.Smoke
>>7161779Might be worth trying then tnx>>7161169Good DQ game
For me, it's the fake illness.
whats the most redpilled shmup
>>7161572he learned everything from your stalking ass cunt. u can b proud, chav.
>>7162003anything from raizing
>>7161779yeah but it was in Shmup Slam 3 so whatever
>>7162141he's like a rapist, can't handle rejectionfucking weird
>>7162198t. stalks people who blocked him and creates new accounts to re enter places he's been banned from
>>7162148>RAϟZϟNG>ϟϟoyyy veyyyyy
>>7162249ive blocked no one on any of mine though.... they all ran from me and now rickys camping out on my twitch, gets caught makes some even weirder excuse, sad!
>>7162463
>>7162584coping with what exactly? why do you say cope when it doesnt even make sense?
>>7162697>th-that doesn't even make sensecope.
>>7162697its just underage and/or mentally underage meme posting. he's too stupid to actually come up with anything so like most low IQ peasants he just goes with the low IQ meme posting even if it doesnt make sense since he's stupid and thats about his level. just ignore him and dont bother he's too stupid to actually have a debate with
>>7162712more cope.
>>7162286Oy vey everythings Jewish or a tranny because I'm mentally ill.
>>7162729
>>7162735
>>7162737
Sup guys what's going on in this thr-
>>7162742Currently playing FF7!
What games have you been playing lately? Scoring or survival? Difficulty? Goal?>Mushi>1cc>maniac
>>7161079Star Soldier on NES. It didn't begin the shmup craze in Japan, but Hudson's caravans pushed shmup competition into the "mainstream" (mostly just little kids). There is more info about this topic on the Japanese side of things but I do feel that Star Soldier was actually a good shmup for its time.
>>7162779and by "shmup" I mean vert-scrollers. There were, of course, a ton of good shmups before then such as Galaga.
>when the trans cheerleaders you got into bed with start talking aestheticsOOF
>>7162779He asked when they got good, not when competition for them became mainstream you dolt. And even then, the answer to both is still Xevious if we're only talking shmups with scrolling scenery. Star Force is p cool tho, it's basically the original Star Soldier and came out in 84.
>>7162798Take your meds chav, no one even knows what you're talking about.
>camps his enemies' streams for hours>monitors discord 12 hours a day>rhythmically presses f5 on this thread every 12 secondsNo time to play!
>>7162805when "they got good" is pretty elitist of him to say, also Xevious would be boring to him obviously, so I pointed him toward where scoring became actually-relavent: you could win something in a shmup competition.
>>7162819It is, but that's all the more reason to ignore his shitty opinion and say Xevious anyways. Exed Exes is sick too, he's just a faggot.
>all this e-drama gossiping like school girlsEveryone involved is pathetic. Back to Discord.
>>7162767playing truxton and mushi maniac. trying to at least survive in both. you pretty much HAVE to use savestates to practice truxton as it's really tedious to start over every time.
>>7148817I'm going to make a custom stick for playing these and other arcade games Do I get a:Seimitsu LS-56Seimitsu LS-40Modded JLF as seen here: https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=41451Any help would be greatly appreciated, I've never owned a high quality stick before.
>>7162836>>7162836I have only ever owned an LS-40 but I liked it a lot, but in the end I started preferring dpads. For me, smaller taps are easier on a pad or a keyboard compared to a stick. Buttt, if you have an arcade nearby you can practice for the games you want to play there if you have a stick. That is the biggest advantage to having one, in my eyes, because I wasn't more-accurate when using one or anything.
>>7162807what is it you say...C O P E
NMK's mustang is this week's game at taito hey arcadehttps://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv329450377
i want to build a cabinet with a vertical screen just for shmups.
>>7162767Finally beat Phantasy Star II today, time to start the next one
>>7163252naisu
>>7163252IV is a treat. I want to replay it but I have a long backlog (unlike shmupfags who are starved for good games lol)
>>7162836pads are just so convenient. Most people are used to them so there's no initial adjustment phase. You plug them in and play. Replacing them is cheap and easy.I avoid sticks because replacing them is annoying and they seem to need a lot of fixing and tinkering with.
>>7163252>>7163520BasedPhantasy Star 4's macro system should be in every JRPG.
I picked up this little game on Steam for like 3 bucks over the last sale called "Shmup skill test". It's a collection of shmup-based minigames intended to, well, test your skills. You complete a series of randomly selected minigames, and at the end you're graded and given a "gamer age" based on how well you did, and you can also play the challenges individually as you unlock them to up your score for leaderboards. I'm kinda tangentially connected to shmups because I love arcade games and I've played a few small shmups (including running a caravan competition on /vr/), but I've never truly committed to any, and my skills are very poor. I wanted to upload some videos to show the game and get some tips.https://files.catbox.moe/lpuyzq.mp4This one's called 8-bit and it's basically Star Soldier with a Galaga/Galaxian-like intro. Thankfully I can press multiple buttons to shoot, so I don't have to constantly mash one. I could grind out more points shooting the bullets in the intro, but that dramatically increases the difficulty once the Star Soldier part starts, and I don't think it's worth it relative to the score. I think my biggest problem is that I get anxious really easily and make a lot of false moves as a result along with losing focus on trying to read the bullet patterns, where my ship is, and where the enemies are. I'm also just scared to weave through bullets, which makes it even more anxiety inducing once the screen starts getting full of shots.
>>7163953Incidentally, it's pretty cool to be able to tate my monitor, though I wonder if having a widescreen monitor makes it a little too long vertically.https://files.catbox.moe/k6rymq.mp4This one's called Tank Tank Tank, and it's what it sounds like: tons of tanks. My general idea here once the screen fills up is to focus on the bullets and try to bait shots to weave through openings, but there's just so much shit coming from so many directions. Any weaves I pull off are almost entirely luck, and eventually I just can't tell what my options are by the end. Again, lots of false moves and anxiety.
>>7163953>>7163965>"Shmup skill test"Release Date: 10 Jun, 2016not retro.
>>7163965https://files.catbox.moe/8g3oik.mp4This one's called Dodge, and well, you dodge. Best I can figure is to try and get a big picture view of where bigger open areas are and just move towards them.>>7163971You're right, but people in here are also talking about Touhou and Deathsmiles, so I guess I figured this was general shmup talk. If I get deleted, I guess I'll get my answer.
>>7163980Last one for now, this one's Dodge Dodge Dodge, and it's all bullet pattern dodging.https://files.catbox.moe/mz1rv9.mp4Starting from the big fat blue bullets to the end, I have no real idea what I'm doing or how to read it. It's frankly pure luck I made it that far.
>>7163987>Dodge Dodge DodgeOops.
>>7163953>>7163965check out the other triangle service games. this one was meant as a bonus for one of their collections.yeah, i have an old Dell 2007FP monitor and it happens to be perfect for TATE. the stand even rotates.
>>7164002Mine is a VG245H, rotating stand and all. 24 inches wide (high, in this case), so it's pretty fuckin tall tated on my desk.
>>7164002>>7164012Also, I saw the Triangle Service collection on sale, but I liked how bite sized the challenges are, and I figured it'd be a fun, cheap intro into the fundamentals of good shmupping. But I might pick up the rest come Christmas sale.
>>7163789>>7163520>>7163252
>>7164061Sorry, I meant to reply to>>7148817
best raiden fighters jet ship? i like the chaser
Cotton should get it's on rpg series otherwise the world and characters are being wasted
>>7163789I beat Phantasy Star 4 recently with save states, which counts. It was the most boring JRPG ever. Had I not bumped into a couple Rag Rappies I would have nothing good to say about it at all.
>>7162798>muh aestheticsthere's nothing else to talk about though
>>7164131>I beat Phantasy Star 4post the replay
>>7164197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLOPygVcaVE
>>7164110opinion discarded, lolifag
>>7164186ricky banned aesthetics talk
>>7164110Cotton should get on my face; if you catch my drift.
How do I play shooting games on Linux? I remember back when /shmupg/ was a thing there was a MEGA link to a MAME emulator with a bunch of shooting games but it doesn't seem to run on Linux.
>>7164547download mame through your package manager
>>7164559oh, that was easy.thanks.
>>7164441>>7164441>if you catch my drift.
>>7164441>Cotton should get on my faceyeah and poo
>>7164656I wish she would piss in my mouth
>>7164671chum please.
lol dead shit genre
>>7165892thanks for the bump friend
>>7165908pity bumps
>>7164131>>7164207Found the underage poster.Phantasy Star 4's story and combat were epic and one of a kind, get filtered by the amazing planets.>>7164110Based and true.
>>7166153>Found the underage poster.I'm not underage, I'll post my drivers license proving I'm 35 if I must.>Phantasy Star 4's story and combat were epicPSO had a better story.
>>716618335 and still using save states for games I beat as a child, incredible.>B-But my MMOse-girlfriends aren't real girlfriends, sorry.
Hey guys I just finished FF7 today, can't wait to play as Sephiroth in Smash Bros!
>>7166187>still using save statesYou beat a JRPG, grats.>e-girlfriends aren't real girlfriends, sorry.When you play PSO you will realise it has the most in depth story of any Phantasy Star game.
>>7166201>JRPGs are so easy lol>I beat it with save states which means I totally beat it!>Still thinking your opinion counts after thatCongratulations, you've played yourself.Also PSO doesn't even have an MC as based as Chaz, fuck out of here.
>>7148817gib me Taito, or gib me death
>>7166205Sure
>>7166203>Congratulations, you've played yourself.Save state gaming is just as valid as your playthrough.>Also PSO doesn't even have an MC as based as ChazYou wouldn't know that, you've never played it.
>>7166242>Save state gaming is just as valid as your playthrough.LOL>You wouldn't know that, you've never played it.And you never played Phantasy Star 4. Besides, all MMOs are the same boring shit for lonely virgins.
Savestates really expose how shit jarpigs are since as soon as you can experiment and find good combat loops without reloading they completely fall apart lol
>>7166254>for lonely virgins.Sorry bro, thats JRPGs.
>>7166153>Phantasy Star 4's story and combat were epic and one of a kindHere's a cool dev interview (ironically on a chmups site lol) ; rpgs win again http://shmuplations.com/phantasystar/
>>7166293>>7166317>All this coping from people who can't even beat the easiest Phantasy Star without save statesNice.Also show me any couples playing or cosplaying shmup shit together and I'll find 1000x as many for the chad genre.
>>7166498Just skimmed it for now, really fascinating how the original was meant to be four planets since it already felt so complete with three.
Guys maybe weighing our masculinity over how many points you make on a fucking videogame might be more than a little autistic.
>>7166513Most cosplay girls don't know shit about who they're dressed up as.
>>7166551okay shmup incel https://www.thegamer.com/final-fantasy-7-tifa-lockhart-cosplay-amazing/
>>7166513Why would you ever beat a turn based rpg without fast forward/rewind/savestates? Literally begging to get your time wasted
>>7166558Nobody said anything about fast-forwards.Rewinds are even more pathetic than save states however as at least save states take foresight>Still coping about the fact you haven't beaten the easiest Phantasy Star
>>7166551Imagine posting this when every JRPG ever (even obscure ones) gets hot girls cosplaying the characters because they love the games while the only shmup that gets any cosplays is Trannyhou from SECONDARIES.
>>7166560>foresightHuh? You already made the choice either way, only difference is how much filler content you'll have to trudge through if the choice was bad. I've never played phantasy shite but shit like getting back to boss fights in EO is a pure waste of time for low IQs
>>7166569Etrian Odyssey is meant for people who are good at games and has basically nothing in the form of story filler, sorry that you suck.
>>7166570>Etrian Odyssey is meant for people who are good at gamesLOLAlso the entire game is mostly filler, once you run into an encounter once it's basically solved the only challenge is taking on FOE's at low level and bosses, yet if you do anything challenging you're punished with having to trudge through pointless content. Strange Journey was better at this since it gave you save points before boss fights, but is a piss easy game as a result
MMOs? Not so fast you should know I have no real life friends to join me online and I'm too afraid to voicechat to get into a good guild. Best cope for me is arcade game I can memorize - start to finish - no surprises (I have problems with adapting to change and thinking in real time).
>>7166563>every JRPG ever (even obscure ones) gets hot girls cosplaying the charactersYes>because they love the gamesI'm sure all these 18year old thots owned and played the original Final Fantasy...>while the only shmup that gets any cosplays is Trannyhou from SECONDARIES.I don't know what you're talking about anymore. Is this more discord Shmup drama?
>>7166594these threads are nothing but schizoposts
>>7166603I think a lot about making shmups popular but then I give up because it's never going to happen.I don't really like shmups to be honest but I play them out of habit because it's the only thing I'm good at and used to. It's my daily routine. If I quit them then the last 10 years of my life would be wasted.
>>7166582Shmups are filler by that logic retard lmao.>>7166594I don't even give a fuck about this Discord drama but you sound like an incel.
>>7166616>Shmups are filler by that logic retard lmao.They have something called execution that keeps them challenging long after you've beaten something once
>>7166625EO uses tactical skill much more lol.
>>7166613>>7166616>>7166603Let this sink in I'm a serious shmup player. That means seeing others enjoy rpgs effortlessly makes me rage because they don't know the suffering I went through to get my precious 1ccs. They don't DESERVE FUN, only I deserve fun because I put in the work. Life is not fair! Why are shmups dead? Join my discord to find out. I'm over here building important skills while they are casually having fun for free. BTW I wish I could blow myself because no one else is doing it.
GusThreadly reminder that Joe reditter simped for erin matei and got butthurt when mike rejected his pitched avgn episode script but he just ate it when mike replied in a "lmao I dont care faggot" matei fashion and then joe lashed out against fucking tony (KEK)Also reminder joe has yet to fire back at mike after mike humiliated joe and exposed him as a cheater on a j&mm episode
>>7166657>eceleb shit in my JRPG threadFuck off faggot
>>7164082WOW get a load of this stupid fucking idiot actually trying to talk about shmups amirite bros haha
>>7166616Didn't mean to burst your bubble. A lot of these cosplayers don't particularly care about the characters as much as you do.
>>7166660He needs to be put in his place.
>>7166647No shit, it has literally 0 execution requirements but the tactics elements are trash too. A game where over half of content doesn't pose any real challenge what so ever is a waste of time
>>7166662I don't want a cosplayer gf because I already have one.You sound like an incel because you're bitching about how women can't POSSIBLY like video games and they're only dressing up as obscure JRPG characters (including modestly dressed ones) for attention when they could dress up as a slutty Tifa or Misty and get more validation if that's all they were after.
>>7166658>pic.jpgWhat is her game?>>7166660it was a bait question to change the topic. common cope in this thread. The ''players'' don't have anything to talk about.
>>7166662I don't want a cosplayer gf because I already have one dork.The reason why you sound like an incel is because you're bitching about how women can't POSSIBLY like video games and they're only dressing up as obscure JRPG characters (including modestly dressed ones) for attention when they could dress up as a slutty Tifa or Misty and get more validation if that's all they were after like you say.
>>7166675>A game where over half of content doesn't pose any real challenge what so ever is a waste of timeso any shmup under 30 on the List is a waste of time. Gottcha. I agree.
>>7166686post replays bigboi.
>>7166686Post your Garegga clear big boy
>>7166675Post your clears then bitch.>>7166680Faris from Final Fantasy V she's fucking hot.
>>7166692>>7166694He's right except any shmup is a waste of time. Dodging the same bullets 500 times is so fun, didn't ya know?
>>7166695Sure you'll just have to pay me for every minute I spend playing that garbage again
>>7166704Sure beats fighting palette swapped slimes using the same strategy for 40 hours
>>7166695>Faris from Final Fantasy V she's fucking hot.wtf I've been sleeping on FFV for a long time. Is the PC version the best now?
>>7166708>Grinding level 1 enemies for 40 hoursthere's your problem you never got out of the sewers
>>7166653shut the fuck up
>>7166705More than you'll make playing shmups.>>7166708Damn everything you know about JRPGs comes from shitposts doesn't it?
>>7166704>>7166695>>7166680>>7166658>>7166704wow now this is a retro shmup thread.
>>7166716The sewers that are the JRPG genre? Got out of that ages ago mate
>>7166710PC version sucks. Just emulate the GBA version or SNES with fan translation. Former has more content so I guess I rec that but I only actually finished SNES.
>>7166657S this true?
>>7166726UH OHhttp://www.avians.net/hawthorn/apidya/level3.html
>>7166724>Damn everything you know about JRPGs comes from shitposts doesn't it?Firsthand experience beating tons of games in the genre before realizing it's garbage. It goes like this : you get to an area, meet some enemies, figure out a blatantly obvious strategy to beat them and then just wait for a boss to change things up rinse and repeat for 30-100 hours depending on the game. It's amazing that people willingly play this shit, and for free!
>>7166729NO ECELEB SHIT IN THE JRPG GENERAL
>>7166734Nice description in the vaguest terms possible.Here's how shmups play:Dodge the same pattern 500 times until your muscle memory adapts to something that's exactly the same as 1000 other games on the market and is only a 20 minute game padded with bullshit.
>>7166726rpgs get you out of the sewers stages in an hour. Shmups have you repeating the sewers (stages 1-3 or 1-4 or sometimes the entire first loop depending) indefinitely-- for hundreds of hours -- for thousands of hours lmfao.The amount of time I spend re-running stages 1-3 mindlessly is more miserable than anything I do in jrpgs.
>>7166749JRPGs also have way hotter women and cosplayers.
>>7166657Someone post the pic
>>7166740Agreed and it's a nice summary of jrpgs. It's all tricks, the same few hours of content stretched out for dozens of hours. Use ARPG's to ween off and then just switch to action games, you'll never look back trust me
>>7166749JRPG's are perma stuck in the sewer stage of development>The amount of time I spend re-running stages 1-3 mindlessly is more miserable than anything I do in jrpgs.Sounds like a you problem. Why aren't you improving or using the vast array of tools to practice the games?
>>7166752gawd damn look at the plump of her buttcheeks
>>7166657fucking joe.... mike has big duck cant do much against that
>>7166767>Why aren't you improving or using the vast array of tools to practice the games?eventually you have to do full runs you can't stay stuck in save states copying replays. And if the game or your goal is hard then tons of resets are normal.
>>7166749>Shmups have you repeating the sewers (stages 1-3 or 1-4 or sometimes the entire first loop depending) indefinitely-- for hundreds of hours -- for thousands of hours lmfao.>The amount of time I spend re-running stages 1-3 mindlessly is more miserable than anything I do in jrpgs.Been there done that. Quit the genre sooner than later and save yourself the hassle.
>>7166752>>7166769>>7166740jrpgs win again
>>7166820Oh I get it now, the problem is that you are a moron. The genre expects you to know your own limits like a big boy, but since you have no self control you get in over your own head and then start bitching. Shockingly common, and rather sad
>>7166847The games just keep getting harder though, the ura loops, tlb and score reqquirements, never good enough, it just keeps increasing. This is why most people are better off just beating touhou on normal then getting a life
>>7166847>>7166847>just save state and get your Stirkers 2-All and DDP 500 million on your first attempt!Sikraiken? I wish I could get all my PBs on my first try like you.
>>7166873All games get harder if you push your skill level in them, even jarpigs have speedrunning shit. Not being able to control yourself is a critical failure on your part as a player, unless perhaps you want genres to treat you with kiddy gloves
>>7166898I'm saying you should probably invest your time in a carreer or something with personal compensation rather than slaving away at videogames, or else you risk becoming like one of those stunted growth speedtrannies that look back at their 20s and have nothing but wasted time to show for it.
>>7166898If you're going to play a game well you're going to ramp up the challenges over time. It's inevitable that you'll find 3 or 4 stages very easy and basically mindless filler.
>>7148834Based
>>7166905If the challenges ramp up, the scoring requirements get tighter and the early stages will remain hard. But the broader point is that using strategies you're bad at when you can't handle the frustration is an idiotic choice. In fact, it's seldom even a choice, it's the result of idiotic compulsion driven play.
>>7159354alien soldier is a good game
>>7166927boss rush games are gay
>>7166943play it for the story
>>7166924>the scoring requirements get tighter and the early stages will remain hard> But the broader point is that using strategies you're bad at when you can't handle the frustration is an idiotic choiceYou're assuming shmups have smooth difficulty curves and smooth scoring systems, they don't. They have difficulty spikes that ruin runs even for great players -- Gradius 3 cube rush or many TLBs, and they have scoring systems all over the map with mid-stage or late-stage milks that give a ton of points etc. Players cope with early stage filler when they're chasing goals but it can't be denied that it exists and is boring trash you have to put up with when doing full runs.
>>7166950 good joke
if you don't like frame by frame routing, copying replays, boring initial stages or poorly designed difficulty spikes in later stages, then shmups aren't the genre for you. Sorry!
>>7166975Stay away from garbage games like Gradius 3 mate>Smooth scoring systemsMeaningless statement any decent scoring system gives you a range of strategies and it's on you to pick out ones you're comfortable with, goals are similarly made based on how the scoring works even if the later stages are disproportionately profitable it's ultimately on you to create goals. You're one of those idiots copymonkeying replays way above your skill level and then bitching how hard it is aren't you, the exact reason why developers can't trust players anymore and have to make everything as condenscending as possible.
>>7167002*savestates through your tlb*Nothing personel, kid
>>7167002>if you don't like frame by frame routing, copying replays, boring initial stagesUse that brain of yours and pick a playstyle that fits you instead of downloading the correct way to play online, stupid cunt
>>7167010but early stages are pretty easy n boring unless you're playing Futari Ultra or doing crazy chains. he's right on that one
>>7167020This^dont play hard shmups route carefully or copy strategies just collect kuso clears and spend your time lecturing on 4chan and cords
>>7167038It's a shame all shmups prevent you from working on your scores unless you go for WR
What was the last good dadshit?
just copy replays and save state for 1000 hours bro so you're always overprepared and get your goal first try oh you don't like that style? maybe play a better genre then
>>7167056the one where 100% of the bullets are beaten with tap dodging and safe spot sitting
>>7167059Not so fast! What's worse dad shmups or bullet hells?
>>7167059isn't that like, every shmup ever?
>>7167062both
>>7166653>Life is not fair! Why are shmups dead? Join my discord to find out.lol
I force myself to smile when I'm playing easy sections.
>>7167056>What was the last good dadshit?retro touhou is dad approved
>>7167010all these mental gymnastics because he can't admit the first few stages in shmups are piss easy filler to grab the arcade customer.
>>7166657>guswdhmbt
>>7167056I really want to know more about the development history of the playstation version of this game. The playstation version is named gekioh and it had a dozen gimmick and arrange modes most of them being obvious joke. Maybe the developers were taking the piss at publishers requesting more extra modes?One of the weirder ones have the enemies bleeding and screaming when you shoot them down
>>7167195>>7166975>>7167010Initial stages being too easy is a big problem in most shmups, moreso if you're playing for survival than for score. But non-Cave shmups tend to have awful scoring anyway. Personally I wouldn't be into shmups if it wasn't for a few Cave titles, mainly Futari Ultra & Galuda 2. I might play DFK BL but overall the genre is full of games that are padded with easy content and dead air or unnecessary loops, not worth repeating just to get to a few exciting parts (being honest here).
>>7167221Based cavedrone
>>7167221It's not an issue when playing for score in fact the opposite is true hence the constant restarts, pure survival sure but pure survival's fucking stupid anyways
>>7167195Post your stage 1-1 to 1-3 scores in keksui big boy
>>7167298>>7167294>>7167221Agree! if you don't enjoy chasing scores in Cave games then shmups aren't the genre for you! No wonder people quit the genre! And that's a great thing.
>>7167221>>7166975shmups are like learning an instrument, except you only know how to play one song in exactly one way and no one else cares to listen
>>7167327
>>7167307Or any of the other hundreds of games with robust scoring just stay away from dad thats shmups at their worst
>playing a dead genre competitively for scoreYikes!
played a few metal slugs todayholy shit single-player action games are boring as fuck
>>7167529>single-player>actionthat's the only action shmup players will see
>>7166752I have masturbated to touhou characters hundreds of time, but maybe less than 10 times to jrpg charactersJrpgs lose this one m8
one time I was playing FF7 and my cool older cousin was watching me and he said 'you have to wait your turn to fight? that's fucking gay' and I said yeah that's pretty gay. and that was the last time i played a jrpg
>>7167559Big brain cousin.
Wow the route worked because the game plays the same every time!!!
Oh no!!! I died to Boss RNG!! time to restart from stage 1!!!
>>7167605save state practice for 1000 hours.
>>71676071000 hours of work? for free?
>>7167615social isolation will protect you from bullies and the real world.
>>7167559It is p gay
>>7167595>the game plays the same every time>>7167605>Boss RNGGood job champ
>>7167628>social isolation will protect you from bullies and the real world.Becoming a shmup loser sounds ... comfy
>>7167645how about I throw in carpal tunnel syndrome and make sure your streams get minimum 5 afk viewers.
>>7167649well now. . .
Haha im so lonely and sad all i have are these stupid games haha
>>71676591000 hours will go quick and you can do 1000 more. The same route dodging the same bullet the same way. Imagine how impressed you'll be after dodging the same bullet the same way.
>>7167673NO!! Routing is horrible! I don't want to be a tryhard shmup loser! I'm going to play fun games instead!
>>7167056>What was the last good dadshit?How do you define dadshit? Is it just anything that isn't a tranmaku or just games that focus on survival? Is Gradius V still considered dadshit?
>>7167056there's not a single good dadshit
Pleb here, what are the /essential/ retro shmups?
>>7167056Fuck you asshole
>>7167681This guy gets it.>>7167825essential for what? bragging rights? Give me a break
>2016 shmupg>no one mentions rpgs ever>tardo arrives circa 2017>half of shmupg threads ever since are jarpigish e-dramaThank you, cuntalunian.
Sorry to interrupt your jarpig discussion, guys.Shoot the Baguette 2 starts in 10 minutes, starting with Super Aleste on Wild. Link to the Ultramania English restream (might be a bit late):https://www.twitch.tv/4nitroglycerinSchedule with link to the original French stream:https://horaro.org/stb2/schedule
Check out my channel if you like shmups and jrpgs. New uploadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UPAOUHVih4
>>7167825Depends on what you mean by essential and how new to shmups you are.If you're new to the genre and just want to try it out I'd play something like DoDonPachi or a Touhou game to see if you like bullet hell shooters. Gradius V or an R-type game for horizontal shmups. Maybe Blazing Lazers or another Hudson shmup for old school vertical. Everyone's taste is different though and there are a lot of shmups so almost impossible to make any essential list.
>>7168049>Samurai Spirits RPGvery cool, isn't that hard to get, really rare and recently translated by fans?
>>7168059Samurai Spirits RPG English or hinsetsu Samurai Spirits Bushidō Retsuden. It runs fine on PSP too. You can find it if you search for Samurai Spirits RPG English and look for a twitter link that should be the very first links listed in search criteria. Make sure you separate mp3 files in a separate folder and extract iso into the game name folder under roms. It should look like Roms>SSRPG folder (any name is fine also where you put extracted iso files)> MP3 folder (put sound files), please follow this exact order or you might risk a brick or bad freeze.
>>7167104>big old tiddiestoo bad touhou sprites don't look like that
>>7167875>essential for what? bragging rights?>>7167386>>playing a dead genre competitively for score>Yikes!better off with pac-man or tetris
>>7167940this, and it didn't stop here, he brought the same obsession to discord to.
>>7168107>not knowing the difference between to and toolol
>>7167996>woke up early enough to only miss super shitlestebased.
boring lineupded genreas expect
what to play?
dedicate your life to discord
>>7168249nothingif it runs on mame it's totally lame
>>7167996>12 games>3 2poono thanks
>>7168128>being autistic enough to think anyone cares in a non formal setting
>>7168259>>7149976>>7167529>played a few metal slugs today>holy shit single-player action games are boring as fuckYou mean arcadey games are boring as fuck? the concept of repeating runs over and over kills any joy and excitement a game might provide, similar to what speedrunners do
>>7168249tetris>>7168085>>7168259>if it runs on mame it's totally lameAgree because mame mainly provides routine based memorizers, quite boring in terms of replay and creative thinking, but TGM and Puyo Puyo are exceptional because of their unpredictability. you could also play puyo puyo tetris on pc
>>7168340Puyo speedruns are actually extremely consistent
>>7168349probably why puyo is best played against opponents where real skill is involved not routine memo
>>7168340>TGMwew forgot about this gem
>>7168305anyone who isn't an idiot cares cause it's something you learn in elementary school
reminder that zun's irl friends made seihou which is like a not-shit touhou and no one cared because it actually had varied enemy types and bosses instead of spamming gay little fairies and flying little girls
>>7168381Both are trash memorizers. >>7168374There's at least three things wrong with this sentence.
STDs and jarpigs are both tranny genres so how come you guys don't get along?
>>7168381I should play them but I'm tired of little girlsAt least it looks like it has some enemy variety (i.e. not just gay fairies)
>>7168049>Check out my channel if you like shmups and jrpgs. New upload https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UPAOUHVih4 Nearly all good shmup players are into rpgs. Funny how that works
>>7168406how good is jaimers at rpgs?
>>7168410he could be the best if he wanted to.
>>7168374cee literally has no education
>>7168414true but Prom and Banana are way better atm.
>>7168049>gradius IIIbased
>>7168416he could be a doctor though
>>7168410sad to see good players like Jaimers not quit and move on from shmups.
>>7168249FF7!
>>7168435wow
any tip on how I memory a stage so i dodge pixels gooder?
when i play shmup i force the smile :)I not smile originalI force the smile :)
>>7168445>when i play shmup i force the smile :)I play Cave sometimes too
>>7168419>Gradius III basedUhhh sweety. . . no
>>7168419>Shmups basedUhhh sweety. . . no
https://www.twitch.tv/4nitroglycerinGet your ass in here, niggers!
>>7168534>13 viewerswhoa
HE DIED
>>7149664graze
STOP MAKING FUN OF TOUHOU!
>>7168534If you use an anime girl avatar and make cute noise I'll watch you
>>71686312poo sux lol
>>7168631
>>7168635i already do that
Im a bitch ass nigger
>>7168718these games would be perfect for you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touhou_Project
>>7168737are there any good touhou porn games?
>>7168558pretty good for a shmupg restream
>>7168775>touhou>goodi'm sorry friend but you can only choose one
>>7168374You made mistakes lmao, actually what you should learn is the importance of communication and the difference between informal and formal.
>>7168416i actually have an i.t diploma and some other bits but nothing of real value.
The diploma is fake
The seethe is real, the illness...is fake.
>ricardo so anti-aesthetics that he didn't even learn the names of characters in Pulstar
>>7168971>>7169065the beast times are real.https://www.twitch.tv/videos/835340701
>both cave games failed to 1ccPathetic.
>>7169381maybe trannygaluda will.
>>7162836>Seimitsu LS-40This all day, every time for me.
>>7169349>>>/vrooom/back to the onions collector containment thread
Gradius and R-Type are good
>>7169915oh yes daddy shmups im a bit of a homo too
What's the Diet Shasta of shmups?
>>7170283love me some retro daddy shmups; no girls allowed!!
>>7170283compile
>>7162836>>7163786Sorry, I should have specified that I'm making a stand up arcade cabinet.
>>7170320>I should have specified that I'm making a stand up arcade cabinet.any reason you don't want to attach a pad to it instead of a boring old stick?
>auto-scrollers >repetitively the same each time uhhh what an exciting ''rush'' ...not!
who wants to hear the most annoying sound effect in any shmup?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2uuU0vq-mI&t=22m30s
>>7169892>racing community>all normal down to earth men >stg community>mentally ill trannies and aspergers s o yboys who still have toys at 30 yrs.
>>7170719keep us updated speedracer
>>7170748will do.
>>7158131>I like racing because my brain is too smooth to understand anything but go fast and turn around the corner.let's see you beat this big boihttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/835340701
>>7170862he's cured!
>>7170885>all the medical documents are wrong!>he spent 8k for a giggle>has been referred to endocrinology by a doctor for a LAUGH>has to wear blue light blocking specs to use a pc for just an hr or 2 a daythank god i have you medical experts on hand! like ricky (who can't even understand cfw/me btw)
>>7170719>stg community>mentally ill trannies and aspergers s o yboys who still have toys at 30 yrs.is that that the reason you've been gravitating around stg and arcade circles for YEARS, cee? can't get over the tranny sex and the butt plugs, huh?
also>still have toys at 30 yrssounds pretty damn speedracy to me kek
>when you realise chav spent years saying he was too ill to play shmups but now plays shitty racing games for hours every day>the illness>is>FAKE
the illness is fake
Which Dragon Quest are we playing today lads?
>>7170634>speedrunners always complain about the autoscroll sections>let's show them an entire genre of autoscroll sections, that's how we will revive shmups!!!
Does anyone know what the fuck was going on in that Pulstar demonstration yesterday?
>>7162836Suzo 500
>>7171117Only the frogs, but they're in on the joke.
>>7171061>thinks this how illness works>thinks i quit every hobby for a laughWOO WE GOT HIM LADS HE PLAYED A GAME FOR 1HR THATS IT ITS OVER THE ILLNESS IS FAKEyou are thick.>>7171012thought i could help some of them out, but its a waste of time. theres like 5 decent guys worth a piss and even they're starting to leave.
>>7171463
>a middle aged mentally ill neet who's spent years faking an illness offers you "help">what do?
Cee, just a month ago you were telling us that you missed being able to play Wipeout due to your illness, and here you are now, playing it.Continuing this lie is only making you look worse. Please, grow a pair, admit what's going on and some of us may regain a hair of respect for you.
>>7171542illness is dynamic you fucking retardwhich part of im using blue light blocking specs are you missing? i dont have to explain ANYTHING to you especially when its way beyond your comprehension to begin with. Tell me then if i was missing it back then but faking why didnt i stream in the last 2 years?fuck off you thick cuntricky is a piece of utter shit who started this whole bullshit thing because hes upset i reject him for the tinhorn he is and rumbled his gay little loser plan for guscord, thats all it is.Even caught him stalking my twitch lmfao when noticed whats he do? quick deflection to the illness thing lmfao WHY DO YOU CARE RICK? oh and btw i caught you to sam last night, another bumhole sniffer lurking about.
>>7171542>some of us may regain a hairI see what you did there m8.
>>7171567Plenty of healthy people use such glasses, just because they happen to be sensitive to such lights.Very weak.
>>7171567M A L D
>>7171567>RIIIIICKKKKKYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEis this love?
>pathetic chav has to invent an illness as a justification to drop shmups because he's too autistic to move on normally>same autism makes him never ever leave the shmup community he so "despises" out of some eternal grudge n ceethe, despite openly not liking nor playing the gamesis chav, dare I say, the biggest clown in the scene?we laff at joo, clown
>>7171605LOOK AT HOW MAN BALLS I CAN JUGGLE
>Chav spent years plotting revenge on the shmup community, only to end up being da guy who talks too much and getting laffed atWe got too cocky maldbros...
You aren't rumbling anyone chav. People are just laughing at your expense. You waste your time just so people can laff at joo. This is what you choose to spend time with.But please, post more racing times in the shmup thread like the attention whore you are.
Just admit the illness is fake already.
>>7171590yeah true but now look at cfs/M.e, chronic anxiety and somatoform where you become so light sensitive it brings you literal crippling symptoms. around 6 months ago mine was so severe even looking at any screen would cause unimaginable pain in face and head and chronic tension like my head and eyes were being crushed, utter hell. So your healthjy people thing means nothing in this context, this is what im saying you guys are fucking dumb as pigshit when it comes to illnesses because youve been lucky enough to not have them.>>7171595hes stalking me, i dont care at all what any of you are doing>>7171605tranny detected>>7171594rob you need your dad
I HATE YOU BUT PLEASEBELIEVE MESUPPORT MEANSWER ME
>>7171567>oh and btw i caught you to sam last night, another bumhole sniffer lurking about.i was just curious what the racing thing was about.
>>7171620Just before your spergout you said you were at your lowest point, worse than ever. And suddenly you can play video games again.C'mon son. This is sad.
>>7171612nope had to quit that to..>>7171615you got rumbled, take it like a man. People will wake up to ricky and see what he really is, some already have, hes a tinhorn control freak lunatic. Kinda guy that gets really rapey when rejected
>>7171630And you're a middle aged man faking an illness for sympathy on the internet. Get a job.
>>7171628Why are you this thick rick? why?illness is fucking dynamic, wtf do you think illness is? what is it in your fucking idiot brain that you aren't getting here? you have no idea what a complete vile piece of fucking shit you are. They will figure you out rick,
>>7171630>take it like a man.t. rumbled by the words "you talk too much" and "we laff at joo"
>>7171630The illness is fake, but not the mental illness.
>>7171639more like people have figured you out and you've been fully reduced to a pathetic clown in the shmups scene that people only talk with to laff at joo and your pathetic behavior
>>7171641illness is illness whether the roots are physical or psychiatriccan you explain CFS? somatoform?go im listeningexplain how CFS docs cant see anything wrong yet the person can barely move? but then days they will be better and then worse? it may last a year it may last a lifetimeexplain how somatoform can stop you walking yet neurology cant find anything?I have nothing to explain, ricky does though because this entire thing is deflection because hes upset i rumbled his plans.>>7171627shoulda just said hi
>>7171639I have a serious question: If the illness is real why can't any of the doctors identify treat it? You said the doctors told you it was just anxiety and the only symptom we know of is the swallowing and wearing gamer glasses.
>>7171657>OH YEAH WELL I AM MENTALLY ILL TAKE THAT!!!yes chav we know...
based chav cope>rumbled his plans.all the while Guscord (which is public btw) had a succesfull Baguette restreamwhile the only thing chav's accomplished is making a fool of himself
>>7171663we've always known....
>>7171657>shoulda just said hiwell it seems like you're incredibly angry at everyone so i didn't think you'd appreciate it
>REEEEEEEEEEEE CONTROL FREAKyou absolute loser Cee, you were in a server with all topics allowed, you can right now join IRC just for that, but you're mad just because there's this one space dedicated to shmup talk only too, which isn't mutually exclusive with the other places. too dumb cunt to understand the value of a space that filters different topics because it's very niche and it'd otherwise get buried>NOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I TALK ABOUT TEENAGE MINGE IN THIS PLACE TOO, EVERY PLACE HAS TO ALLOW EVERY TOPIC OR ELSEplease be upfront about what happened
So come on guys I want you to tell me, was this guy "making it up"?I have the exact same diagnosis btw https://youtu.be/4L2FKwhHPrA>>7171660that question is so stupid i dont even know how to begin. What treatment is there for dysmotility? and what even causes it? go have alook and get back to mewhat causes pancreatic insufficiency?what happens when you dont have any of the diseases that usually cause it but still have it...what causes the autonomic nervous system to go into crazy high alert and never turn off? whats the treatment? what do we do?see wqhen you hear just anxiety what do you think that means? oh youre thinking butterflys! and concious nerves? i have none of that, watch the vid i linked thats also "just" anxiety, like i said i dont have to explain anymore to you utter disgusting horrible pieces of shit. Not one of you could go through what i do on a daily basis because youre all fucking pussys, dumb as fuck and useless. >>7171667all losers and cringe>>7171671why you lying? i was chilling with moo as you saw and doing cool laps. Im not angry at anyone, ricks the angry one thats why he cant let it go, id never mention it if he didnt keep stalking and popping up.>>7171681is this rick being miraculously unbanned again? I built the best cord of all time and even have you right now talking like ME and now ive moved on....I reject you not get over it richard.
>>7171687>I have the exact same diagnosis btwself diagnosis doesn't count btw
>>7171687
>all losers and cringerip the goalpoststill, why are you here? you dislike the people and the games
>>7171660lastly ive been referred to a professor in endocrinology on this thursday coming privately.... cus im faking so well i thought it'd be a luagh to spend another small fortune tricking them!!>>7171690>>7171692would you like to see the report? heres an excerpt from psychiatric assessment,,,so now what? you now have the medical paper work and the psychiatrioc diagnosis..now fucking ask ricky the vile CUNT why he's continuying on this campaign?
>>7171687>and now ive moved on...>posts random off topic shit in the community he """"""""moved on""""""" fromback to the onions racer collector thread, be an honorable driver and agree to not cut corners and wall ride and to not count the first lap because you start out slow
>>7171697thats interesting thanks
>>7171697>faking documentsoh no no no no
>>7171712it's okay bro, he could be a doctor so he's not really faking it.
chav could be a doctor if he wanted too.
I'm agnostic about the veracity of the illness.
>>7171325I can't buy this stick anon, it's not in production.
>>717109111
>>7171863Oh shit I forgot about that. Maybe for the better its bitch to mod into arcade sticks... Try iL Magnetic Joystick
NEW THREAD GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS>>>/vrpg/1080287>>>/vrpg/1080287>>>/vrpg/1080287>>>/vrpg/1080287
>>7172193baste and jarpigpilled
just ban everyone in this fucking thread
discord girlfriend exposed
the tranny janny fears the matador.
>>7173584With this discord schizo's death /shmupg/ is purified of evil. 4chan wins again.
>>7174006what do you mean? the very heart of /shmupg/ lives on discord right now, just divided in 2 (or maybe more) servers.The drama is now bigger than it ever was.
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