/vr/ - Retro Games

Yikes

>>7130240
Probably.

I'd like to experience her body if you fuckin' know what I mean.

Women were gross before they had dicks.

>>7130257
She definitely needs a full face helmet

>>7130257
This is Majima

>>7130240
I would trade all my high scores and arcade clears for a wholesome gf like OPs pic!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7130240

>>7130257

>>7130362
In all honesty I wouldn't trade my gaming achievements for any gf ever. I'm not even joking and I'm not an autist. It's unironically not a fair trade

>>7130443
I would

>>7130240
does this count?

>>7130379
Race mixing is a sin anon

>>7130240
imagine the farts and skidmarks.

>>7130481
nice

Imagine the wheat fields that you missed because you were busy huffing ramen poop

I see the jannies will remove anti race mixing posts but leave a garbage "is coffee good for you" thread

>>7130240
I'm more of an Outrun guy than Hang-On desu

>>7130592
jannies know asians are honorary aryan.

>>7130602
Japanese men*

>>7130240
>no bulge
gay af

>>7130592
Racial shit has no place on this board, but to be fair neither does this.

>>7130624
>Racial shit has no place on this board
Exactly, this is a white man's board and all you minorities need to leave right now

>>7130240
more like Hard-On

>>7130257
spotted the gay

>>7130617
Women aren't suppose to have bulges you tranny loving faggot.

>>7130443
This is your brain on speedrunning

>>7130240
I want to park my schnozz between those cheeks

>>7130819
God should have given women penises.

>>7130878
God doesn't because he's not a fag, unlike you.

>>7130883
Well His son was a homo with a foot fetish.
No wonder He hates gays.

>>7130257
She's cute you flaming homo

>>7130240
Stupid slut stop laying on my vidya. Gtfo and make me a sandwich.

>>7130895
t. degenerate enslaved by genitals

>>7130461
wtf game is this?

>>7130240
i bet her farts smell funny, haha!

>>7130943
Kanchō simulator

>>7130257
>I'm a virgin and I have never interacted with women not caked in makeup
>I'm also beating it to S.Korean plastic "women"

>>7130240
Apparently this is Yuka Kuramochi.

And yes, she did do porn some time ago. You're welcome.

>>7131048
Stop trying to make me coom. Im busy playing vidya.

>>7131048
Naisu, I guess there must be more photos of her mounting that bike.

>>7130943
t. pansy enslaved by a false ideoligy

>>7130258
>I'd like to experience her body if you fuckin' know what I mean.
I don't, actually. It sounds you want sexual intercourse with her, but that can't be it.

>>7131048
she married a Street Fighter champion too.

>>7130943
kino simulator 2000, A.K.A Boon ga boon ga, is a Japanese arcade game that is based
...on a prank called Kancho.
you get to quickly insert fingers into the ass of "Ex girlfriend", "Ex-boyfriend", "Yakuza|gangster", "Mother in law", "Gold-digger", "Prostitute", "Child molester", and "Con-artist". After doing this you get a printed card grading you on how well you did. godly gamers that do especially well are given a plastic golden poop as a prize to cherish forever.

>>7131048
>>7131124
so, who the hell is it?

>>7131124
I wish she could mount me. Post moar bike pictures if you find any, I've come up empty-handed.

>>7131210
This appears to be true, she competed with him too.

>>7131210
Proof that pseudesports are for cucks. Gaming is for fun experiences, it's not a good measure for physical or mental prowess.

>>7130257
This is a yellow fever bulletin board

>>7130443
What? Do you get paid in tournaments or get lots of stream simps? I get that broads are overrated but what about your gaming achievements is so valuable?

this fucking thread

>>7131496
Wrong, this is a yellow fever website.

Girls are gross ewww

>>7131789
>>7131496
Not anymore
Stir the rice, pay the price

>>7130257
Based facechad

>>7131813
Do you know any other cute poems?

>>7130257
>Yikes, would not bang

>>7131935
She looks like a dude bro

>>7131048
Nah, she didn't film any porn movie.
Only gruvures where she didn't show nothing

>>7130362
>wholesome
>posing like a slut

>>7130969
>>7130240
>>7130257
Imagine the smell~ mmm fried eggrolls

>>7131949
They all look the same

>>7130443
I’d trade my entire game collection just to lose my virginity at this point.

>>7132024
You can probably fuck a good hooker for the value of 1 game.
However, when you're inexperienced or virgin, sex can be quite awkward, so yeah I get you... I guess I was lucky enough to be a somewhat deceiving weirdo who could play a bit in the normie world so I had a somewhat "normal" upbringing and lost my virginity to a girl I really liked in high school.
It's unfair that some people never get to experience "love", but c'est la vie.

>>7132024
What's stopping you? Getting laid isn't exactly a monumental challenge, anyone can do it.

>>7132024
there is no point in having sex one time just to lose your virginity
knowing what you are missing and on top of that losing your games will only make you kill yourself

>>7132031
>You can probably fuck a good hooker for the value of 1 game.
If I could move somewhere that was legal, or even an option, sure.
>>7132042
>Getting laid isn't exactly a monumental challenge, anyone can do it.
You have concept of the deep, abiding, existential pain of almost being the punchline of a Steve Carell comedy, and then coming across people who say that anyone can just do it. Early 20s, mid 20s, fine. Past a certain it starts to fuck with your self image in disturbing ways. I can’t relate to other adults because I never finished growing up.

Hey janny, you know people use 4chanX right?

>>7132031 #
>You can probably fuck a good hooker for the value of 1 game.
If I could move somewhere that was legal, or even an option, sure.
>>7132042 #
>Getting laid isn't exactly a monumental challenge, anyone can do it.
You have no concept of the deep, abiding, existential pain of almost being the punchline of a Steve Carell comedy, and then coming across people who say that anyone can just do it. Early 20s, mid 20s, fine. Past a certain it starts to fuck with your self image in disturbing ways. Like, I can’t even relate to other adults because I never finished growing up. And family and friends, they know I’ve never been in a relationship. I’m a joke to them, a tragic joke.

>>7132024
Sex isn’t even that great bud it’s the emotional connection that makes it even remotely special

>>7132070
Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I completely understand that life because I live that life. I still live with my parents, I'm almost 35, and the only thing keeping me going is watching new vtuber streams and sex with this SJW chick I've been seeing. I sit alone and play video games for most of the days, and I do odd jobs to make enough money to help around the house. I don't have a car and I can't drive.
I'm objectively a loser who stays inside for most of the year, and if even I can get laid, so can you. My relationships don't last very long due to me not really growing up or having goals. But casual sex is extremely easy.
Take a shower, shave, use lotion, make your skin look nice, get more sleep to get rid of the eye bags, style your hair, practice expressions in the mirror, look up clothing styles online and try to mimic what you see, if you're fat, join a diet group. Idk what to tell you really other than, if you want to get laid, be clean, be polite, laugh at her jokes even when they're not funny, and try to give her the fantasy she wants so you can get your fantasy fulfilled, too.
And stop watching porn. Pornsick men are the biggest possible turn off to a woman. Even more than being an aimless loser with no car, job, or aspirations. Funny, right?

>>7130257
>looking at her face when you should be instead burrying your nose into her panties

>>7130461
I honestly don't know why they'd make a game where you finger the ass of opponents? Oh wait it's Japan nevermind

>>7132031
For 70 bucks? Where the fuck are all these 70 dollar hookers around here?

>>7132024
I have lost my virginity, and I've even fucked four different women by now but I feel like only my ex counts. Been two and a half years since she dumped me and I haven't really seen anyone else since, still hurts, like we might as well have never had sex to start with, but I'm making due with other things in life for now like vidya, music, reading, smoking weed, and helping and hanging out with family. Slowly but surely reconnecting with things in life that made me decide not to blow my fucking brains out when I certainly had the chance.

It'll be alright anon, you aren't the only one and as long as you can find a decent support system you'll make it through and find something worth fighting to protect... you might even get laid along the way.

>>7132082

This. I fucked every day afterschool when I was 18-20 until her mom sent her away on a mission trip to keep us apart, because she knew what we were doing. It desensitized me. Sex is a "grass is always greener" type of thing. You hype it up in your mind so much because you can't have it. Once you can, and get it out of your system, it's still pretty good but comes down from that insanely high pedestal it was on. Truth be told my strongest orgasms have been from jackin' it on lsd, not from sex. Mostly because during sex I'm preoccupied with ensuring she enjoys herself too, which takes some of my enjoyment away.

>>7132162
kek forgot to remove my Bernieposting name

>>7132162
>>7132181
>the bernieposter is a cuck that hasn't had sex in years
figures.

>>7132169
One of the things I enjoyed the most about sex was hearing her voice and feeling her collapse onto me when she came before I did. It was more about the emotional connection than getting my dick wet at that point.

>>7130819
This.

>>7131124
Hey mister look at me I'm Chun Li!

>>7132249
I like retro arcades

>>7132092
Bruh you followed up the phrase "extremely easy" with a laundry list of increasingly-difficult instructions that ended on "give her the fantasy she wants" which is gonna sound to people here like telling them they need to evolve mutant mind-reading powers
Maybe you should downgrade "extremely easy" to "not impossible"

>>7131191
I think he wants to be a woman or some shit

>>7132309
Is any of that really that hard, though? Taking a shower and primping yourself? Don't you want to look good anyway? Looking good helps you feel good.

It's not hard to understand what women want. All you need to do is go on sites where women talk about THEIR failed relationships, and what they want. Take from it what you will. Pretend to be that person for a night and most people will at the very least fuck you.

If being clean and trying to understand what other people want is too much, you will NEVER have sex unless you pay for it.

>>7132326
Yeah I'm not trying to give you a hard time it's just a lot of the people you're talking to:
1) Have heard of the term "hair stylist" as a profession but other than that never had any thought in their head about it and no idea where one would begin (and it sounds like a huge chore to them)
2) If they've ever used lotion in their lives, it was only when their hands were dry during the winter, and have no idea about any other effects it might have
3) Would take years to lose their weight
4) Have no idea what places on the internet women would congregate on besides social-justice arguments on twitter

They gotta make it up out of the negatives before advice for zeros will start feeling easy to them.

Hey guys is coffee good for you?

>>7132380
Yeah, I hear you. It's definitely hard for them to just pull themselves up by the bootstraps when many have no motivation and no concept of what it is that I'm even suggesting. Maybe I only get fired up because even though I haven't come that far, it's definitely better than where I was when I felt that way myself.

I will say I am less understanding than I was 10, 15 years ago thanks to how much information there is out there. But I also get that there's so much to sift through before you get to the good stuff that's actually worth it.

As far as where women congregate, reddit is honestly the most popular platform where people tend to vent things out longform. Instagram isn't really good for that because people are putting on too many airs. People are weirdly tell-all on reddit.

>>7131974
They really do. It's amazing that they can find attractive ones to showcase.

>>7132384
Coffee helps me retro game, but HER coffee would only distract me from my craft! No thanks, let me remind you I'm a survival player (1cc collector).

>>7130362
This^
This is a healthy person.

>>7130240
Did she get thick thighs from super hang-on?

>>7132092
>Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I completely understand that life because I live that life. I still live with my parents, I'm almost 35, and the only thing keeping me going is watching new vtuber streams and sex with this SJW chick I've been seeing. I sit alone and play video games for most of the days, and I do odd jobs to make enough money to help around the house. I don't have a car and I can't drive.
The sad thing is, as someone who doesn't live with his parents and does have a job, even if I was someone who would belittle you for all of that, I couldn't. Not when you actually have the nerve to ask women on dates. You could, in the eyes of society, live like a manchild in every other way, but at least you crossed that pivotal threshold at the end of adolescence.
>Take a shower, etc.
Got all that. Of course I shower regularly. I sadly don't have enough hair left to stylize, so I shave it every two weeks.

Fashion-wise I'm probably a decade or more behind the curve, but as someone who is around my age, do you really have the confidence to be dressing like you're 20?

I am overweight, and last time I got down to a reasonable weight I wasn't exactly bad looking. Not the greatest, but not really ugly either. The problem is my smile. I fucked up my teeth with an addiction to sugary energy drinks and sweets when I worked retail in my mid-20s (which incidentally was the last job I worked where a female co-worker was actually into me and invited me over to her house to watch a chick flick--naturally, I got nervous and fucked it up by politely declining). I still have most of my front teeth but they're not in great shape, and I have missing teeth on both sides and back, so I try not to open my mouth too wide while talking. If I somehow came into a lot of money, the first thing I'd do is get replacement teeth so that I can smile with my mouth open like a normal goddamn person.

>>7130969
I just want to ram my fucking face directly into that cunt canyon at warp speed

>>7132092
>And stop watching porn. Pornsick men are the biggest possible turn off to a woman
Well, not all women. The kind of woman I'd want to marry and stay married to, though, probably. I'm surprised you didn't add that porn gives you unrealistic expectations of sex, anyway. I know it does to some extent, but for me not as big a problem as the fact that, no matter what, my first time will likely not be a fraction of a fraction as special as I'd always thought it would be. Hearing people like you talk about "casual" sex, like you could fucking turn it on like a faucet and get it whenever you want, someone in my shoes can't help but elevate it in their mind. It'll be just like any nut I've bust except there will be another human with me, naked and judging me. It's terrifying and depressing all at the same time.

>>7132439
>>7132457
>Fashion-wise I'm probably a decade or more behind the curve
I wouldn't say you need to dress like you're 20. Building up a book of styles you like and can eventually start piecing together in your wardrobe is good. Try looking up stuff like "fashion for men in 30s" and looking at the and taking a good look on why what they're wearing looks nice. Don't get your opinion from articles just focus on what you like. A lot of it is going to come down to their bodies, but execution is important too and it's get to get a handle on why these styles work
>I sadly don't have enough hair left to stylize, so I shave it every two weeks.
Good on you, genuinely. Shaved is a style in and of itself, so it's better to work with what you're given than make something that isn't working work. That realization is tough for people.
>my first time will likely not be a fraction of a fraction as special as I'd always thought it would be.
An majority of people's first times are shit for a huge number of reasons, such as coercion, lying, rape, etc. My first time was when I was 17 with a girl I didn't even know. Friend had hooked us up together. We awkwardly played video games together until I pulled a condom out and asked if she wanted to fuck. Neither of us came, I never saw her again.
Every first time sucks a little bit. You don't know what you're doing at all, you bump elbows, you clack teeth together while kissing, bump elbows, a position ends up hurting, you make weird slapping sounds against each others' skin, you say something and it kills it, SHE says something and it kills it, hell maybe you just can't keep it up. A lot of people want their first time to be special and I don't blame you for wanting that.
Everyone wants intimacy. That's why we power through the awkward parts, they're forgivable, understandable, because you're learning about each other. It's scary, but also extremely exciting. Can't ride a bike before you learn to pedal + it's not too late.

>pua retardation on /vr/

>>7132506
>rape and coercion are majority of first experiences
>every first time sucks
zoomers parroting stupid shit they hear in movies and Salon articles

>>7132546
Man, that's your takeaway from that?

>>7131191
Some of the body is for sexual, but not the full body.
Enjoy an embrace.

Imagine not having sex.
My weekly routing is getting from work on friday night, pull out the weed, call up my fwb, play retro vidya and smoke until we're bonkers, and then have insane sex (without condom).
If you don't experience this at least once a week, wow.

>>7132560
Honestly, this is good advice right here. A lot of people who would not have sex with you at all will definitely have sex with you if you throw weed in. Most people like getting stoned.

>>7132563
I mean, I could fuck my friend even if we don't smoke, but she loves to get high, and I love how you can feel the flesh more intensely while stoned.

>>7132560
Imagine trying to dump your bullshit story on 4chan after getting laughed out of r/thathappened

>>7132567
Yeah that's fair. It does enhance the experience, I really enjoy the feeling of almost melting into them and experiencing nothing else but that moment, just 100% focused on them and the feeling. It's a special kind of oneness that I don't get when I'm not stoned.

>>7132572
fuck you

>>7132572
I don't know how to tell you this but arrangements like these are pretty common. If you don't believe it can even happen that says a lot more about you, anon.

>>7132576
there's also hookers that will accept payment in weed, but only if it's quality weed.

>>7132581
>hookers
Just dip your Dick in a septic tank

>>7132560
What's a good arcade game to 1cc?

>>7130969
Needs to be switched to poo'n with brown stains on her panties.

>>7132553
Different Anon, yes you guys are being cringe and extremely bluepilled
Literally "just bee yourself" tier

>>7132697
Telling him to "just be himself" would be telling him everything is fine and that there's nothing wrong with him, not giving suggestions to improve and reasonable expectations. You don't sound like you comprehended much of what I said. But it's okay if you're not ready to take that step towards self improvement just yet.

>>7132092
This is a prime example as to why people say it's worthless and on par with mutual masturbation. Casual sex misses the entire point.

>>7132731
based but wrong forum /vr/ is retro gaming not giving idiots life advice

>>7132774
You're the guy who phoneposts and never uses commas. You're not qualified to call anything based.

PUA advice is interesting but I don't need it. I have a long distance gf and btw I'm what you call a skill-based gamer.

>>7132546
>>7132697
You seem extremely bitter or just underaged. Either way you missed his entire point and you seem to be one of those types who aren't interested in self-improvement at all. Just remove yourself from the gene pool and stop wasting the time of people who care.

>>7132945
here's a self-improvement tip: learn to read and stay on topic.

>>7132945
Your secret advice is to fucking shower, fuck off if you see that as improving oneself
That's like your mother saying congratulations when you brush your teeth

>>7132670
>Just dip your Dick in a septic tank
not too different from "Normal" modern girls tbQh.
In fact, hookers might be safer since they usually take precautions at least.

>>7130257
You zoomed in on the wrong part you stupid fag.

You anons just need to find a based autistic girl to marry, they’re probably the only women who’ll like retro games

>>7132963
Those weren't my posts. Seems like you don't know how to read, as agian you've ignored most of his posts. Maybe if you weren't spending time being angry on /vr/ you'd be improving yourself and not being an anime posting incel.

>>7132986
In my experience, autistic girls are into knitting and maths.
Girls who like retro games are usually young girls in their early 20s, for some reason they adore retro games.

>>7132992
More autistic girls for me then
Sounds like you haven’t met any based ones
Maybe you should just give up on women and date an autistic man?

>>7133007
Nice fic, anon.
You're still alone posting on 4chan, let's not fool ourselves here.
You will die alone, and so will you.

>>7132978
>not too different from "Normal" modern girls tbQh.
>hookers are actually safer
cope and retard pilled

>>7133023
t. is dating a girl who has had hundreds of dicks inside her before meeting him and is trying to cope with the retrospective cuckoldry.

>>7133025
>On average, sex workers are 13 times more likely to become infected with HIV than adults in the general population.
c o p e

>>7133026
I bet the study that claimed this was made in 1990.
Get with the times anon. More and more girls are also getting into amateur porn as we speak. Sexual social media is the future, porn will no longer be taboo at all and it will be another side of people's everyday lives, like tattoos and piercings are now.

>>7133026
HIV isn't even dangerous anymore lol, in fact you can get HIV bux depending on what country you live in.
People don't take AIDS seriously anymore, and degenerates even go as "bug catchers" by having bareback sex to catch it as a sort of "extreme experience" or something.
We're living weird times.

>>7133032
>bug chaser cope
COPE

>>7133028
This is.... sadly starting to become a reality.
Porn agencies said the influx of new starlets is astronomically bigger now than ever before.
Say back in the 80s you'd be lucky if you were a porn director and you could find 10 girls in your city who were crazy enough to do it.
Nowadays it's something like they receive hundreds of offers a day.

>post some Asian chick showing her ass
>devolves into an /r9k/ thread

>>7133041
>/r9k/ is the only board that discusses girls
At least some of us here had sex, cope, dilate, and seethe!

This thread is soooooo gay OMG I thought my life was sad, not anymore

>>7133045
cope
cope
cope and dilate
cope
cope
cope and dilate

>>7133041
Just more evidence this board is full of underaged who spend way too much time on this site.

>>7133042
How do you cope, dilate, seethe and have all at the same time, you meme spewing fuck?

>>7133049
it will go away in a week bro

>>7133025
what are you fucking talking about

>>7133041
It's an arcade girl on a bike. Thread is great minus the MRAs and PUAs coping instead of going out and having sex (consensually without paying or trickery)

>tfw all the girls I met started their sex life in their very early teens and I lost my virginity at 17

>>7133058
Nah, thread is great minus the PUAs and the SJW cucks like you who still don't get sex anyway, you simp.

>>7133065
>I have sex
>girls these days are getting fucked by hundreds of guys, dating is retrospective cuckoldry
>I would know, I'm on a japanimation board

>>7133089
>got triggered because his gf has fucked many guys before him
Calm down Al, Peggy is a whore.

>>7131023
who are you quoting

>>7132802
>I have a long distance gf
How does this work?

>>7133110
I jerk off a lot and worry if she's cheating on me.

>>7133120
kek... too close home... except for me it's only a crush, she doesn't even know I exist.

>>7133096
>you will never have a smokeshow housewife who wants to fuck you and have you rub her tushy in bed
I feel so bad for you. Anyway, here's some 2D arcade girls

>>7133134
I gotta say, when it comes to Darkstalkers, for once the west got the better name. There's only like one vampire in the series, shit makes no sense.

>>7133124
>she doesn't even know I exist.
There's a girl I met on the internet that I talk to sometimes and I can't even tell. She's either as into me as I am into her and I'm oblivious. Or she's just being nice and I'm reading too much into it. I feel like it's more obvious to know when you talk to people in person.

>>7130240
>does some silly made up term mean whatever i want it to?
I don't see why not

>>7130362
Wholesome girls aren't into trannies

>>7132687
No, the pop'n is my boner. Fart and shit niggers like yourself should be gassed to death, but I'd bet you'd like that

>>7133059
i lost mine at 8, sexual abuse.

>>7133162
Shit anon I'm sorry.
Will share a weird story for me
>be 5 ot 6
>took a bath
>before dressing up, I decided to start jumping on my parent's bed naked
>a friend of my mom (a girl in her 20s) who was staying at home promptly entered the room looking for my mom (who was in the kitchen or something)
>she asked "do you know where your mom is?" while looking straight into my pee pee
>she kept looking at it for a while and I felt very embarrassed, but was kind of shocked and didn't move at all, not even to cover it with my hands
>kept feeling bad because I felt very embarrassed that a girl saw my pee pee
She'd also sometimes stay at home for the night, and my room was the only room in the house with an extra bed, she was kinda hot from what I remember, a few times I kissed her on the lips while she was asleep.

>>7133176
>a few times I kissed her on the lips while she was asleep.
The absolute mad lad. I don't think I'd have the courage.

>>7133059
Imagine not losing it at all.

>>7133059

>>7133059
I lost mine at 18, no big.

>>7133176
>be around the same age or older
>my height is around waist level for all my female family members
>completely innocent mind with no understanding of the world
>because of height and arm length a goodbye hug and kiss meant grasping their butt cheeks while I embedding my face into their crotch for smooches
>this goes on for everyone until one of my cousins got excited by it and laughed
>every family gathering I have to scan the eyes at the table and remember that I kissed all their pussies
I wonder if anyone else remembers.

>>7130240
H-has she done p-porn?

>>7132141
It was actually developed by a Korean company.

>>7133224
I hope not.

>>7133224
Kinda sorta. Refer to >>7131048 and >>7131951

Why is it everytime someone posts a girl threads devolve into /r9k/?

>>7133778
girls > games

>>7133162
and you got away with it? Naisu.

>>7133143
Girls online usually have multiple conversations going, you can tell if she has a ton or not many based on her length of response
Lol = 20 dudes are trying to pump her

>>7132408
you mean normalfag invader

>>7132439
>Fashion-wise I'm probably a decade or more behind the curve
Just dress like videogame characters, chicks will be all over you.
Also, if you are overweight but not obese, get tailored clothes, they make miracles.

>>7133778

>>7134001
>Getting fashion tips from fuckin DOA
Would be cool if women did though

i've literally played that exact same Hang On machine in Tokyo. It's in Odaiba near the retro arcade.

>>7134059
Did you smell the seat first?

>>7133065
>PUAs
Are you talking about those asshats they wrote The Game about? Fuck I remember reading that book over ten years ago. How can they still be around?

>>7134023
This is now a /vr/ male fashion advice thread.

>>7130240

Super hang on, more like super HARD ON, am i right?

>>7134332
Alright! Orange Mocha Frappuccino tiiiiiime!

>>7130257
>not wanting to put your lips on her and touch her slimy octopus tongue only to put your cock right up her ass and make her scream KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I bet u r amerikun

>>7130240
I want to stick it in her pooper

>>7134345
more like super cling-ons

>>7132024
wait till your 40 like me. I'd probably kill my momma and trade in all my glorious games.

>>7132249
That's sakura though

>>7134356
SNK has the best costume designers.

>>7132024
You're gonna hate me then, because I've had sex with 32 women. The secret? Be confident, make yourself look good, don't be shy & quiet, you actually need to make the effort to talk to women. This is what worked for me every single time.

>>7134608
I think we're losing track here, we should be talking about Japanese schoolgirl puss

>>7134621
Okay Chad

Why didn't OutRun arcade have a passenger seat for your girlfriend to sit on?

>>7130257

goofy bitch

>>7134621
>can trick em, but can't keep em
>ruined 32 relationships
You must have some huge flaws u need to work on.

>>7131935
>SNIFFFFFFFFFF CHINK FARTS

Retro racing games aren't my genre but I appreciate them.

>>7135168
Don't mind if in do!

Retro racing games aren't my genre but I appreciate them.

>>7135168 #
Imagine the aroma.

>>7133224

see

>>7131048

>>7130257
DSL

>>7131048
Gravure models doesn't do porn, its just photoshoots and dvd shoots.

>>7135209
ThiThiccThicc

>>7134608
Is fatal fury 2 good?

>>7135362
>Is fatal fury 2 good?
yes ofc

can I play it single player and have fun?

>>7135530
No you got to jam it in her ass

I've been a little reluctant to come back to this thread after seeing what my earlier post started, but here goes...
>>7132506
>Good on you, genuinely. Shaved is a style in and of itself, so it's better to work with what you're given than make something that isn't working work
I actually know a guy who started balding young, like in his mid or late 20s. He has an attractive wife and is all around a pretty successful dude, but it was seeing him go around with a massive bald spot for well over a decade (he only recently shaved it all off) that made me think nah, I'm just going to embrace it. Thought to be honest, it grows back so fast that by the time I'm ready shave again you can already tell that I have a big bald spot in the back of my head.
>We awkwardly played video games together until I pulled a condom out and asked if she wanted to fuck.
For being a NEET that lives with his parents, you sound pretty ballsy.
>Every first time sucks a little bit. You don't know what you're doing at all, you bump elbows, you clack teeth together while kissing, bump elbows, a position ends up hurting, you make weird slapping sounds against each others' skin, you say something and it kills it, SHE says something and it kills it, hell maybe you just can't keep it up. A lot of people want their first time to be special and I don't blame you for wanting that.
Everyone wants intimacy. That's why we power through the awkward parts, they're forgivable, understandable, because you're learning about each other. It's scary, but also extremely exciting. Can't ride a bike before you learn to pedal + it's not too late.
I just want to say that, despite all the shit certain other posters gave you, quote related did make me feel better, even if the examples you give aren't 1:1 comparable to my situation (I'm not a teen anymore; she would actually know what she's doing, whereas I'd just have porn and hundreds of hours of reading erotic fiction and manga to try to clumsily draw from).

>>7134621
The fact I don't drink doesn't help. That alone excludes me from most social situations where people meet.
>>7134001
Where do you live that tailors are even a thing? I'm not kidding. I don't live in an urban area, but not exactly in the middle of nowhere either, yet I've never seen a tailor shop outside of movies.

>>7135757
I don't drink either, but there's other ways to meet chicks. I go downtown or at concerts.

>>7135757
Well most places that sell suits will take your measurements ad have something made from scratch or altered to fit.

Many dry cleaners will also do alterations on almost anything you'll pay them for

>>7135757
Tailors are actually surprisingly easy to find if you know what to look for. Most small time tailors don't have a shop they run out of, most that I know do it from their homes. Most are kind of middle aged, bored housewives, a few are more serious about it/aim to own their own business, the rest are people who work on cosplay for others.

My best advice is to search for tailoring on Facebook or Instagram. You'll pop up with a lot of local results in your area, some being legit businesses, and others being the more aforementioned independent sort of deal. Take a look at their pages and see if you're a fan of what they do, then just send a message to them outlining what you would like and ask if they are available to do it.

>>7135848
that's cool but what retro games are you playing ? this isn't /fa/ or /soc/

>>7135749
>Thought to be honest, it grows back so fast that by the time I'm ready shave again you can already tell that I have a big bald spot in the back of my head.
Ever try head slick shaving cream? One of my friends uses it, and he swears by it. Thought I might throw that out there.
>For being a NEET that lives with his parents, you sound pretty ballsy.
You ever get that feeling of, "If I don't do this now, I probably won't do it..."? I think that's where my mind was back then. Hell if I can remember what I felt that many years ago though.
>I just want to say that, despite all the shit certain other posters gave you, quote related did make me feel better, even if the examples you give aren't 1:1 comparable to my situation
Haha, I'd give myself shit if the shoe was on the other anonymous foot. Being a dick online is pretty fun. But at any rate, glad that it did make you feel better. I'm dedicating this next blunt to your future success.

>>7131191
I would like to make fuck with her

society is collapsing

>>7136118
>society is collapsing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga

>>7130240

get that disgusting PIG off my arcade cabinet.

>>7136118
>>7136137
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_man

>>7130240
I’d be worried about my arcade machine now being covered in STD germs, I’d have to bleach it after that nasty slut touched it.

>>7130240
>>7130257
Why are those hooked Japanese noses so much more appealing to look at than hooked Jew noses?

>>7130257
i like it

>>7136195
Because you know they don't come with all the other loxist shit.

>>7130240
I fucking love panchira

>>7136195

>>7130257
yes she would definitely be hanging on
squelching and queefing

>>7130257
There is literally nothing wrong with her face you imbecile.

>>7136240
separated at birth

>>7130240
God I wanna smell that ass. Just shove my face in there and take a HUGE whiff.

>>7136195
I'm curious where those people come from since most japs seem to not have the hook. I think the girls I can remember come from central to northern Japan closer to the east side but really I have no idea about this at all and want to know more.

>>7135757
>there are no tailors in my trailer park
I'm pretty sure the crazy old ca lady in lot 108 will let out your trousers for you once you can no longer buy off the rack

>>7136328
>I'm curious where those people come from since most japs seem to not have the hook.
What are you talking about? Slightly hooked noses are incredibly common in Japan.

>>7130443
Since my son was born my collection looks more and more pathetic
I'm thinking of selling it and keeping a few consoles/analogue clones with everdrives

Relationships are hard.
I had to cut all contact with my friends because they all were lusting after my new gf, who is admittedly fucking hot, but I wouldn't look at my friends' gf even if she was hot.
fuck people.

>>7130259
Women dont have dicks

>>7136496
Someday he'll be pissed knowing you just got rid of a massive game collection that he could've inherited.

>>7130443
Same. Good thing I already have a gf

>>7135813
>concerts
I bet my taste in music skews much older than yours (I'm not going to name any specific artists, but let's just say mostly classic rock), but say I did go to a concert. Then what? I can and have flirted with female co-workers in the past (usually unintentionally), but how the hell do you just hit on random women? Walk me through a typical night, Mr. Chad.
>>7135846
>Ever try head slick shaving cream? One of my friends uses it, and he swears by it. Thought I might throw that out there.
I haven't, but I'll check out anything that will make head shaving easier and less time consuming.
>You ever get that feeling of, "If I don't do this now, I probably won't do it..."?
Sure, but I still can't imagine asking that of some chick you just met and are awkwardly playing games with. But again, this goes back to the whole sense of arrested development that I feel anytime I hear about someone else's bedroom experiences. Just the concept of two strangers fucking is alien to me. I can't even pretend to relate anything remotely similar, and when I'm hanging out on the internet talking about and reading comments on unrelated things, I suddenly remember how isolated and how different I am from everyone else I know, and I get depressed (which is what happened the other day). It doesn't happen from reading/watching smut, funnily enough, because I can still fool myself into believing that's pure fantasy. When the true stories begin to resemble the fantasy is when I get a sick, hollow feeling in my stomach, and I just want to go home and sleep it off.
>>7135846
>>7135848
Embarrassing fact about my life #229: I've never once bought a suit of any kind and wouldn't even know where to start. The closest thing was when I had to rent a tux so I could serve as the best man at my friend's wedding. I was about 20 years old and my mom basically took care of everything, as moms are wont to do. I only vaguely remember getting measured for it.
>>7136498
Based and integrity pilled.

>>7136510
but for how long?

>>7136498
This is the real reason why guys who get gfs stop seeing their buddies. It's less because of the myth that "he's dominated by his gf", and more that he doesn't want his male friends near is gf.
It's probably human instinct and dates back to prehistorical times.
I'm single now, but I always noticed my friends tried to be a bit flirtry with the girls I dated, so I tended to try to hang out with them alone, without my gf around.

>>7136556
4 years, I'm 27. Never had a gf before and lost my virginity to her

>meet girl
>kissing is great, fucking is great, finally get to remember how these things feel
>start falling for her
>but at the same time start realizing that she isn't a girl I'd like to marry
>getting text from her is nice, but tiring at the same time
>I eventually go back to my comfortable solitue
>rinse and repeat with different girls
am I the problem? I just think girls can't be trusted.

>>7136571
Yes you are. But I am also like you so idk

>>7130969
LUCKY FOR HER SHES WEARING CLEAN PANTIES

>>7130362
>>7130379
oh we fartin up in here

>>7136571
Divorce-rape is a thing, you know. You really need to trust the girl before you take the definitive step. Experience has told me physique is essential to know about who is more trustable. I could make a long description of favourable traits, but since images are more powerful, I have attached an image of what I consider to be the perfect woman. Look closely, the person you are seeing is loyal, not an over-spender, will not sell your vidya collection, knows how to please a man more than the average girl and also has a higher sex drive. Further, if sex becomes eventually boring, she has the appropriate tools to make it fresh again. Trust me, you can't go wrong with her.

>>7136496
When I was a kid, I read from my father's library of novels. Whole wall of the living room was full of books. All sorts of stuff, lots from before I was born. I loved Issac Asimov's robot mysteries.
Not every kid will be into their parents' stuff, but you might want to wait and see first.

>>7136498
pathetic

>>7136498
ZOOM ZOOM

>>7136964
>>7136967
t. my ex-friends.
go vulture some other guy's gf.

>>7130240
AAAAAAAH I want to jackhammer that tight asshole balls deep while she moans like an animu character

>>7136498
Don’t be friends with dudes who are always hard up for pussy.

>>7130819
what if they havent shaved they bush in 20 years?

>>7137002
so don't be friends with guys in general?

Daddy-sama needs to talk to you, Yoko. In the closet.

>>7135875
This is now /favr/.
I had a friend with Benimaru's haircut.
>>7136498
If you have so much trust in your """gf""" that you don't let her around your friends maybe you shouldn't be with her in the first place. Unless you live in Saudi Arabia of course.
>>7136549
>I've never once bought a suit of any kind and wouldn't even know where to start.
Don't buy suits if you don't wear them regularly. Sport jackets and trouser are easier to combine and you can wear them everyday, even with jeans. Plain colors like navy and beige, a couple of white and blue shirts, brown and black shoes and you are practically set.

>>7133041
Big UwU energy.

>>7133162
Don't be ashamed of your dick.

>>7137186
My dick is barely 3 inches, I have plenty to be ashamed of, sir.

>>7136498
At-least you can get into a relationship. It ain't easy finding a girl decent enough to want to be with while also reciprocating the same feelings. Even harder with the Covid bullshit going-on.

Dating apps and websites are a joke, so that's out of the question.

>>7136195
They aren't as hooked

>>7137217
I get you. A lot of people think that I'm alone because I can't get a gf, but I actually it it off with girls pretty well, and as long as I do the work, I can get to sleep with them most of the time. It's just that I don't feel like actually letting them be part of my life/becoming part of theirs. It's SUCH a hassle, man.
Also, the competitive aspect of fighting for girls (with co-workers, friends, etc) can be tiresome, meh. I still do it but it takes a toll on me.

>>7137238
>I can get to sleep with them most of the time.
Sure senpai.

>>7137323
It's not that hard honestly, you just gotta bee yourself.

>>7135875
LMAO... I hope you didn't believe those Mega Drive Games were "Brand New" and "Sealed". Imagine buying a SEALED MegaDrive game.

>>7137113
>If you have so much trust in your """gf""" that you don't let her around your friends maybe you shouldn't be with her in the first place.
Bullshit. Nobody would ever be in any relationship if it demanded complete and absolute trust over human instinct. It is necessary to have at least some safeguards, and it's the same with friends. I won't fool around my wife's friends and I don't want her fooling around my friends, we understand that, even the sexual desire or romantic chemistry being there without being acted upon is enough to destabilize a good relationship and leave only regrets. She does have hot single friends who would probably want some of my D on some lonely day, and I might be angry or sad or something or even want something else on the menu so why fool around to find out? We have a rational mind but animal instincts. It's best not to put yourself in situations where difficult feelings might arise.

>>7137342
It's more a question of whether YOU want to sleep with them. I find a lot of girls to either be fat, unattractive, or if they are attractive they're a really shitty person or narcissistic or untrustworthy and I don't want em catching feelings for me.

>>7137418
And THEN when I find they're a good balance of both, they're either taken or they're a fucking lesbian.

cheating is so common though...
the worst of all is when my friend found out that he was being cheated on: he's a "party guy" who's always jokingly hitting on girls and doing double meaning sexual jokes all the time with everyone, but in his personal life he's a very sweet guy that loves his gf a lot and would never cheat on her.
On the other hand, his gf was like a super cute and shy waifu who didn't seem like a thot at all, and yet she was the one who cucked my friend and not the other way around.
It's hard, it's sad, it's deep. (He knows she's fucking someone else)

>>7137409
>She does have hot single friends who would probably want some of my D
Sure senpai.

>several of the girls I've been with were 9/10 and nuts for me, like absolutely madly in love and would drink my semen as if I was an adonis and thank me for it
>several 6/10 girls I tried to pick up at clubs or bars rejected me
How the FUCK does it work?

>>7137463
It's all luck and personal preference, anon. There's no surefire way to ever get in a girl's pants or even get their interest, just shoot your shot and hope for the best.

It's easy to get discouraged but you either grin and bare the bullshit or just don't, there's no middle ground. One of the cold, hard truths in life.

>>7137480
>There's no surefire way to ever get in a girl's pants
PUA told me otherwise.

I'll admit that this thread is too distracting. That girl's butt is very pretty and probably 100% of /vr/'s straight population gets aroused by it.
Hell, I bet even faggots like sevenleaf want to fuck her.

>>7137505
I have it on good authority Sevenleaf desperately wants cock rammed up his tight ass.

>>7137509
He also mentioned he fucks girls too, though.
I've been realizing gay people are oftentimes not really 100% gay but just bisexual (which makes it dangerous for us heteros, since for example your gf having a gay male friend used to be OK, now I'm having my doubts)

>>7137502
What the fuck even is PUA?

>>7137513
That just makes threesomes easier, but you know what the issue with sexual degeneracy is.

I don't understand the obsession with virgins trying to get laid. If you're past college and still haven't fucked, girls are going to expect you to be an adult and have your life sorted, so you're better off just investing in some onaholes. They feel great and once you bust you won't care about getting a girl anymore anyway.

>>7137514
Found the virgin lel

>>7130257
She cute.

BRAAAAAAAAPPPP

>>7130257
i'm in LOVE

LOVE
O
V
E

COOOOOM HAHA YEEEEEEEEEEES I MUST COOOOOOM
ASS YEH ME SNIFFF HMMMMMMMMMMMM YEEEEEEESS OH GOD AAHHH IM
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

oh you like japanese arcade games? That's so cute

>>7138578
> japanese arcade games?
which one is good? they were designed to steal money and waste your time grinding 2 minute stages for hours

>>7130240
>>7130969
>>7138578

i want to eat a chinese egg roll

>>7137956

>>7130257
You seem to be gay sonny boy

why did motorcycle games die?

>>7139105
agree

>>7138581
ah yes the fucking onions low iq tranny cunt, you can 1cc a game spending less than one of your jrpg purchases you thick bag of shite

>>7139650
>paying an arcade owner to let you experience check points and resets in Gradius III
better save those quarters and buy Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid or Zelda

>>7139680
better off just telling your mum youre gay

stop bumping this thread, I still haven't got a gf and I feel sad when I see this on the first page.

>>7139680
>unironically being anti-challenge
You are the cancer behind videogames just being movies nowadays.

>>7140540
34 yr old kissless hugless friendless virgin here Anon. dont believe when other anons say it will get better because its only going to get worse.

>>7140564
>falling for obvious falseflag
the "skill based" vs "progress based" shitposts perpetuated by /vg/ kids are just that. shitposts. Nobody back then felt the need to divide games on arcades/"skill based" or console/"progress based", in fact there was a lot of overlap. Also, most japanese superplayers of shmups like RPGs, as most japs do. The /vg/ kids are just hipsters that need an identity and they go with what they could forge, I guess.

>>7140568
way ahead of you, I'm older. Although I'm not a virgin, but man dating women gets so much harder as you get older. Not because girls are harder, that's actually the opposite, the thing is my patience is just much shorter.

>>7132080
Sure, keep saying that to reinforce that stupid belief. You are still a virgin because that's your whole identity. It scares you to get out of your trauma because that's all you are. Try taking a risk for once, for real. And even if it doesn't work, at least celebrate your courage to actually try something different.

>>7130240
Imagine the smell
please tell me she did porn or gravure

>>7141270
someone mentioned in the thread that she did gravure.

>>7140571
>>7140571
>Also, most japanese superplayers of shmups like RPGs, as most japs do.
good jap shmup players got me back into jrpgs desu. I kept seeing them talk about their rpg progress on twitter and got curious now I"m back into them

good to hear and see

>>7140571
First of all, progression doesn't mean consoles, it refers to games that include some form of RPG gimmick like most modern games have. Consoles make this easier to faciliate, sure, but arcades were trying to experiment with how they could get RPG cancer to spread there as well.

Secondly, action games with no RPG elements were far more popular back in the day than progression-based games, and as the latter grew in popularity over the years there also just happened to be a decline in arcade-y games. Pure coincidence? I don't think so.

Thirdly, japs play RPGs because living in japan sucks and they resort to escapism instead of actually improving their own lives.

Also wtf is a /vg/ kid, you sound like a schizo. /vg/ fucking loves gachashit and RPG games, take a quick glimpse at their catalog.

>>7130240
Looks cool. Any link to the complete set? Thanks in advance!

>>7141270
Who cares? Her face is busted. There's 8000000 other Jap bitches you can just go jerk off to right now better looking

I like her face and that game is fun. I'd play them both

>>7140571
this is correct, well said

>>7141601
> action games with no RPG elements were far more popular back in the day than progression-based games
where? In japan their console ''jrpgs'' were really popular, dragon quest was a national phenomena for people in all classes and walks of life, it took the west a bit longer to catch on, but we did.


>Thirdly, japs play RPGs because living in japan sucks and they resort to escapism instead of actually improving their own lives
>Escapism
lol every good hobby, sport or game can be called escapist if it's entertaining enough, this is a benefit.

how do I do the hang-on expert challenge on her?

>>7130240
MvC2 song was written from viewing this image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E

>>7141821
>busted

>>7141601
Imagine getting this triggered when called out.
You are a /vg/ shitposter, and your escapism isn't even video games, it's pure shitposting.

>>7133136
Vampire: Demitri
Vampire Hunter: Donovan
Vampire Savior: Jedah

>>7130764
>>7130937
>>7131023
>>7131935
>>7136305
>>7137882
>>7137956
>>7139105
Only dorky white guys want ugly gooks like this. Lift weights and then you will be able to attract women of your own kind.

>>7134673
Sega dumb

>>7142876

>>7142953
>copetoss

>>7142953
Based, take the homopill lads.

>>7130240
*BURAPU*

>>7142858
This.
I like VAMPIRE as a name for the series better, it's more feral.
Darkstalkers is cool as a subtitle/to refer to the characters, like Darkstalkers' Revenge.

>>7142876
Lift weights and you can get some top notch asian egg roll

had my fill of porn, thanks. anyone who debases themselves like that is just gross/creepy. video games aren't sexy - what the fuck are you doing?

>>7143538
>porn
Disgusting pleb. Tasteful panty shots are patrician.

>>7143538
Last I checked this was a Super Hang On thread, Anon.

>>7143319
genuinely almost laughed but my pain meds keeping me numb

shmupg peeking at our undies
wtf

>>7130461

>>7144507
well, that's all /shmupg/ can do. Look, never touch.

>>7142876
there's legitimately a whole class/dating pool of ugly women in countries like japan, korea and china that date/fuck dorky westerners who can't tell they're ugly lmao

>>7140583
Look, it might be partially true that I'm scared to get out of my trauma, but it's not like my desire to break out of this isn't greater. It's just that to have something even approaching the life I want, there are so many battles I have to fight (see previous posts) in order to get to where I'm not even repulsed by myself in the mirror that it's become like second nature to give up before I even start. It's hard to get people to like you when you don't even like yourself, and it's even harder to take a chance on yourself (as in, mustering the courage to approach women) when you don't even believe in yourself. And I can't pretend that I couldn't just lower my standards instead of daydreaming of one day being worthy of the kind of person I'd like to be with. I know how pathetic and unrealistic my thinking probably is.
>>7137113
>Don't buy suits if you don't wear them regularly. Sport jackets and trouser are easier to combine and you can wear them everyday, even with jeans. Plain colors like navy and beige, a couple of white and blue shirts, brown and black shoes and you are practically set.
You know that feeling when you're the right age and have the right the look to pull something off, but you still won't because you don't have all your cards in order? I can easily see myself becoming a sports jacket/blazer guy, except you don't see those guys driving 2004 Nissan Frontiers. I need a better ride before I can justify dressing like someone who's got their life together.
>>7137191
Erect or flaccid? Flaccid mine looks like a micro-penis but it gets to be about 4.8 inches erect. Probably a little more if I lost weight.

>ex-gf loves bad boys
>I'm a nice guy
>can't help it, I just am not an asshole, I tried, but it doesn't come off naturally
>they always leave me for the bad guy
why

>>7144598
A lot of women are just fucked in the head, that's why. You see a lot of men go after bad girls too, but the difference is most of them would probably settle for the right nice girl whereas it seems large swaths of the female population are regrettably attracted exclusively to the bad boy type.

Never ever lift for girls. You'll still be a khv neet with body issues like >>7142876 who feels compelled to reply to everyone.

>>7141821
slightly ugly faces are cozy as fuck
gtfo fag

>>7142876
> white women
plz no

Lifting weights is for faggots

>>7144753
agree it's toxic masculinity.

>>7144753
Yes and?

>>7136240
Jews really do look like ugly plotting gremlins, don't they? Holy fuck.

>>7142718

>>7144543
No, you are making excuses. Unless your handicapped you have no excuse not to exercise. Unless you are completely broke you have no excuse not to get an haircut, buy decent clothes and make a quick trip to the nearest esthetician.
>except you don't see those guys driving 2004 Nissan Frontiers
Dude in which fucking anime world do you live in that everyone that wears a jacket drives a Jaguar (and even then, just get an old one)?
Anyway, if you are looking for a gold digger just go for an escort.
>>7144815
based.

>>7145210
Have you ever considered that, on the contrary, ugly plotting gremlins were designed to look like jews due to racism on a global scale. The concept of big noses to look ugly is also something recent, as shown by examples such as Cleopatra or French Middle-Age and Renaissance periods.

>>7142876
Dude you're a faggot for real

>>7136479
Where then does the flatter nose come from? Is it just chance?

>>7145701
How many countries again, anon?

I am very disappointed. This could have been a retro arcade pantyshot thread. I got all the way to the bottom and it never materialized.

Did we mess up or am I really living in a world where there are not shelves and shelves of highly specialized Japanese magazines and photobooks dedicated to this exact thing?
I think the former is more likely.

>>7142876
>lifting for girls
>not lifting for CRTs
pleb

>>7146701
I had a Sony Trinitron I picked up for free. Carrying it from my car to my house solo was a herculean effort. It was bulky and I'd say weighted around 100kg.

Great TV but too damn heavy. As soon as I moved I just chucked it out.

>>7145653
>Unless you are completely broke you have no excuse not to get an haircut
I already answered another Anon about my hair. It's fine. I started balding in my late 20s so I shave it off every couple of weeks.
>buy decent clothes
I have no idea what's considered decent by other people. Until recently jeans had no stigma attached to them, now I see young people talking about 'dad' jeans and 'dad' shorts, and I have no idea what the hell that means. My current standard of decent is going out in a polo or a buttoned short sleeve shirt and $20 denim jeans I got at Walmart.
>make a quick trip to the nearest esthetician.
The nearest what?

>>7146750
>I have no idea what the hell that means.
Google those two terms, look at images.
>The nearest what?
Google it.

>>7142876
Already do. Still chasing Asian girls.

>>7146691
Some mentioned her doing gravure. Means that some anon recognized her, is aware of her career, and most likely an expert on the subject. And they are not sharing.
>>7146701
True
>>7146750
For fuck's sake you have internet access don't you? Just take a look at some random business casual attires. Don't try to dress like a fucking zoomer you are a balding 40 year old and you would look ridiculous.

>>7130240
Name?

>>7147018
>Just take a look at some random business casual attires
Why are you giving dating advice on /vr/?

>>7146989
>Google those two terms, look at images.
I did. They just look like jeans to me, but for some reason they’re associated with the 90s. It’s not like I’m wearing super faded or baggy jeans from 1998, I’m just wearing fucking jeans. Bottom wise I have no idea what I’m supposed to wear in a casual setting anymore if jeans are out of the question.
>Google it
Google says an esthetician is a skin care specialist. I have nothing wrong with my skin and I don’t know why Anon would assume I do.
>>7147018
>Just take a look at some random business casual attires
For casual hanging around town wear? No. And however zoomers dress, I’m sure my attire is nothing like theirs.

>see thread image
>i bet no one will talk about hang-on this whole thread
I'm glad you're so predictable /vr/, i'm swimming in imaginary bucks right now

>>7136195
Because you're a weeaboo lol

>>7146691
Well, I happen to have a picture that resembles the one in OP. It does not come from Japan tho

>>7147957
Thanks for the thought Anon.

>>7144509
>child molester
My sides.

>>7133160
>Fart and shit niggers like yourself should be gassed to death, but I'd bet you'd like that
hahaha, caught me off guard

>>7147957
Even with the cellulite my dicks hard

>>7147058
I'd rather ask for fashion advice here then /fa/ desu.

>>7149436
Best of luck,

>>7147957
another gross skank. i hope they spayed that seat down. i would burn it.

>>7150413
My thoughts as well brother.

>>7142876
But I’m 100% Chinese.

>>7150413
Gay

>>7147957
I still wish I was the seat

>>7150413
Let me guess, you choose not to have sex because women gross you out?

>>7151091
If a homeless guys butt crack was on the seat you'd think thats cool too, right?

>>7136296
i love that tho

>>7132986
Too bad most of them are actually trannies

>>7151092
Of course. Especially if that homeless guy was a hot chick, or just had a really hairy arse

>>7147957
I don't mind some thickness, but she just looks sloppy.

>>7147957
*BbBRrrAAaAAaAaAaaAaPPppPp*

>>7147957
POOPA

>>7136498
She was getting nailed by all your bros behind your back lmao

>>7136195
Jews are garbage desu

7145701
stupid redditor. everything is about muh isms to you.

>>7131951
not according to what I found on xvideos lol

This thread is amazing. I felt bad about my life, then I saw these posts.

>>7130240

>>7130240

>>7151091

women need to be called out for being creepy. your pussy has no value if every girl is plastering theirs all over the place.

Great thread

>>7130240
I hate racing game. But!
Look at that yellow booty!
! Wanna give it the good ol' lickeroo!

>>7152971
LMAO FAG. Have sex.

How long has OP spent thinking of a good excuse to post that image?

>>7152884

>>7130240
*brap*

>>7147957
>>7130240
Uh don't they know there's a pandemic on?

>>7147957
Suddenly MotoGP chads won overnight

Arcade panty shots are amazing.

>>7147957
>that fucking cellulite

I'm sticking with nip girls, thanks

take your 3dpd coomer shit back to /b/

>>7153423
God damn Japan and their rape fetish.

>>7146701

>>7130240
sniff sniff

>>7130240
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>7153480
Gtfo to Leddit if this hurts your feefees

>>7146273
There are three breeds of humans on the islands of Japan, all with their own distinctions. The narrow nose comes from the north, the flat nose comes from the chinks on the mainland, and then there is whatever the Okinawans brought, perhaps an even wider nose if based on Indonesian genes, which have noses broader than even in Africa.

>>7153479
Nip girls have cellulite too, virgin-sama. Love to ruin your fantasy.

>>7153479
but they arent sticking with you.

>>7130240

An average of 11 farts and 1-2 turds come from that butt every single day. Think about that. Girls stink more often than they don't.

>>7154136
semi related interesting thing but also not video games

>>7154052
Based and brap pilled

>>7142953
Uh sweetie, that 2nd panel triggers me. No lunking sir

>>7142876
The only reason one would lift weights is for self improvement. There is no other actual benefit and nobody besides you will care or even notice. Worse too is that you're acting like getting attention of someone who would normally dislike you, but is willing to give you attention because/when you have muscles, is somehow something to strive for or derive happiness from. Yeah I really want to put effort into attracting shallow and fickle people towards me. lmao

>>7142876
>attract women of your own kind

White women are fucking slobs. There's a reason they're attracted to niggers.

>>7152971
Based
>>7153175
Cringe

>>7154590
Show flag kike
REEE JANNIES MAKE HIM SHOW FLAG

Has anyone answered if coffee is good yet? I can't read 300 posts of chink worship to find out

Gee I sure like this retro vidya bread

>>7155378
Not sure if I get the reference, but the science says coffee is neither very good nor very bad for you. It does have chemicals in it that are known to elevate one's mood, i.e. a caffeine buzz, so drink some when you're feeling glum and it just might pick you up.

>>7155446
>aha I am the autistic science guy I am very smart
reddit is that way retard

>>7142876
Your entire life experience amounts to interaction with like 5 people, you're not qualified to comment on the world at large let alone the broader calibration of social dynamics on an international scale. I know you and your dirt shoveling neighbors have all been real excited ever since you all finally got internet for the first time in 2018 but maybe wait for the rest of civilization to trickle down before try and jump into the pool.

>>7134569
3 more years for me.

>>7155560
Hilariously off the mark. Your assessment of me couldn't be further from the truth. Fuck science worshipers, I'm just a guy who likes coffee.

>>7130257
The first post is also the best post

She could get road rash wearing that.

>>7130257
Don't lie.
You'd bang her.