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Anyone remember Taito legends 1 and 2 on the ps2? they were awful

>> No.7131467 [DELETED] 

niggers

>> No.7131663

>>7131450
BVGN doesn't deserve to exist.

>> No.7131804 [DELETED] 

nigger

>> No.7131821

>>7131450
Taito Legends 2 was great. I bought it mostly for G-darius.

>> No.7131841 [DELETED] 

Remember Bootsy? He sucks his own dick.

>> No.7131849

I haven't watched an avgn episode for at least 5 years until this one and I don't know how to feel. I get that it's not meant to be taken seriously but most of those Taito games he called shit were at least decent. Also James is a likable guy but did his humor really never move past AYUSS and shitload of fuck?

>> No.7131852

>>7131450
shit, he's just reading the wiki of average games.
fucking lazy writers.

>> No.7131865

>>7131852
he shit on scramble formation, FUCK avgn, that's a great shoot em up.

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>NEW AVGN!!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS GAME!!!!!

>> No.7131886

>>7131450
Taito Legends?? more like Gaydo Shittens

>> No.7132060

>>7131450
Yes Silverman, we know you are just using James as a puppet now.

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Did Joe really deserve to be rejected by Mike like that? It's not even fair, Mike also got the girl.

>> No.7132090

>>7131450
More like the Mildly Perturbed Video Game Nerd.

>> No.7132091 [DELETED] 

>>7132067
mike is a fucking idiot. gosh I hate him so much

>> No.7132114

>>7131821
I'm curious, does Legends run this game better than the PS1 did? The game had a lot of slowdowns on PS1 but i still loved it

>> No.7132137 [DELETED] 

>>7132091
Hey Joe, hire Bootsy as your new co-host and go to war with Screenwave.

>> No.7132196

>>7131450
was a decent video.

>> No.7132204 [DELETED] 

>>7132137
Bootsy would make fun of Joe for sucking so much at vidya and using cheats.

>> No.7132224 [DELETED] 

>>7131849

Currently, James does nothing for the episodes other than appear and read his lines. They're written, filmed, edited and uploaded by the Screenwave crew.

James' real passion have always been movies. He wanted to end AVGN long ago, multiple times. At one point when he was completely depressed and burnt out, but the Screenwave crew offered to take over a lot of responsibilities, which evolved into doing everything. Some interpret this, as a nice way of saying that they couldn't let James end their biggest money maker.

The old Cinemassacre crew all left for one reason or another, including Kyle, Bootsy, Kevin. Mike is still around, but he's been focusing more on his solo streaming career.

As far as we know, Earthbound was the last episode created by James himself (though he did have a bit larger involvement in 'Majora's Mask' and 'The Immortal' episodes). He was so inspired by the game, he found it in himself to create one more great episode. For all we know, it might happen again sometime.

>> No.7132230

>>7132114
yes runs fast

>> No.7132240 [DELETED] 

So what happened to the rental review videos? It just silently ended?

>> No.7132252

>>7132240
uhhh.. yep

>> No.7132313 [DELETED] 

>>7132067
>>7132204
How do people know all this drama about Joe

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>>7132313
Before Erin started dating Mike, Joe was trying to get in her pants, annoyingly leaving comments left and right in her videos and streams.
People started making fun of him when Erin started dating Mike, and Joe went bananas.

>> No.7132332

>>7131870
Hey mom, I posted it again XD

>> No.7132337 [DELETED] 

>>7132319
I want to tongue Erin's butthole desu

>> No.7132347 [DELETED] 

>>7132337
She'd probably be fine with it, as long as you've got good e-celeb connections.

>> No.7132396

We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here if he's ranting on Taito of all things.

>thinks Raystorm is a shit game

What a pleb.

>> No.7132426 [DELETED] 

>>7132332
>Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

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Look at the pocket clip position of all the pens on the shirt pocket, now go back to the past videos and you'll see that he shoot a ton of them in one go.

>> No.7133441 [DELETED] 

>>7132489
Take it to >>>/r/karensmadatavgn

>> No.7133487

>>7131450
He spent 5 hours playing games, and he didn't even bother to go to the options first??

Is James literally retarded or he doesn't even care at all?

Going to options should be the first thing you do when playing a game. Especially when something feels off, like the display ratio.

Also just kill the show already, stale, no fun, not exciting, boring, one note.

>> No.7133523 [DELETED] 

>>7133487
>Is James literally retarded or he doesn't even care at all?
yes
I'd be surprised if he even played the games himself. the video has the same amount of effort put into it as a high school kid doing a major assignment the night before the deadline.

>> No.7133536

>>7133523

The fact that he called Metal Black a "generic shmup" is proof he did not play it. It easily has the biggest draw in its presentation factor alone.

>> No.7133547

>>7133487
>>7133523
>>7133536
James' role in AVGN is literally just as an actor at this point.

>> No.7133558 [DELETED] 

>>7132067
most e-celebs have awful sense of humors, but Joe is actually really funny..... the "Let's Make a Youtube Video" is pure gold

>> No.7133595 [DELETED] 

>>7132067
>Not discussing things because muh views
Could this shit be any more souless? How about they just talk about what they are passionate about and enjoy and maybe the views will come from people recognising sincerity rather than fake bland algorithm chasing?

>> No.7133609 [DELETED] 

>>7132319
I thought Joe already had a gf. I remember seeing some photos with him and Dave and some girl who was credited taking care of the camera.

>> No.7133612 [DELETED] 

>Spooney and AVGN are dead
Member screw attack? It's not fair bros.

Life ticks on but I don't have a career or a wife and kids and everything's passing by so quick and I don't enjoy things anymore. Might kill myself if I don't win the lottery soon.

>> No.7133695

Shitting on Taito is the point where it's become obvious that

>James isn't making the episodes anymore
>the writers ran out of ideas

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>>7131450
Screenwave AVGN is SOULLESS as fuck. James doesn't even choose the games or write the scripts anymore, he just shows up at the studio they built and says his lines. This piece of shit and other Screenwave goblins are who is writing your AVGN poopoo peepee jokes now.

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>>7133487
I bought a swivel for my monitor just so I could turn it vertical for shmups.

It is odd that the team who wrote this episode had never played a shoot em up before.

>> No.7133995

>>7133709
Wait is it really a set too? They don't even film in his house?

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>>7133995
>Wait is it really a set too? They don't even film in his house?
Yes

>> No.7134038

>>7133487
>He spent 5 hours playing games, and he didn't even bother to go to the options first??
That really bothered me. It was so obvious that the games were displaying incorrectly that I can't believe nobody on the team bothered to go to options to fix it. It was incredibly lazy and unprofessional.

Also, the humor was awful. Lot's of "fuck" and "shit" like if he was still an angry teenager. Shitting on a lot of videogame history classics so cheaply without no context or effort was the icing on the cake too.

>> No.7134114 [DELETED] 

>>7133995
No, it's a set Screenwave built especially for James. In fact, filming in his house is exactly why they did - apparently it had become a serious irritation for James because everyone else had to leave the house (i.e. his wife and kids) while fat smelly Screenwave guys set up and filmed. James actually kicked them out a few times, just said "Sorry, you all gotta go, we're done for today" in the middle of filming over it, so they got a studio and built his set there. That's where their "game store" is too that Mike and Ryan do shit in

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>>7133609
The asian girl? She dumped him years ago.

>> No.7134187 [DELETED] 

>>7133609
yeah that was long ago, not sure how that asian girl managed to stand Joe's autism, but she eventually had enough of it and left.
Joe then started simping for Erin and.... well, here we are.

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>>7133712
>forcing the james is a cuck meme
If any wife/gf is going to be giving somebody a blowjob, that's Erin to James.
Mike is and always was a loser
>b-but big dick!
Manipulated pic, and even if he really had a big dick, guess what, statistically retarded people (as in actual retards) have big dicks too, doesn't mean they get laid.
Plus, the original meme was "AVGN has a big dick", which very few people remember. Mike probably felt jealous of it and wanted to also get his own "big dick" meme.

>> No.7134206 [DELETED] 

>>7132224
Man, that makes me depressed. The soul was sucked out. He has been doing it for a long time. Maybe it's time to put AVGN to rest until HE actually wants to do it all again.

>> No.7134209 [DELETED] 

>>7132067
All about views views views and more $$$. Don't forget the stupid Youtube thumbnail comprised of a dudes face acting shocked and or surprised.

>> No.7134237 [DELETED] 

>>7134206
He's wanted to end as early as "season 3", he only continued it because he was forced by Game Trailers to have new episodes.

>> No.7134249 [DELETED] 

>>7133712
The movie sucked because it was trying too hard to be a "real" movie and it was beyond James' skill level. Imagine if he had put all that money and effort on one huge feature length AVGN episode. Actual camerawork and quality that looks like Hollywood movie tier, professionally composed and orchestral performed soundtrack etc. I bet the money could easily afford that if he didn't waste it on extras and shitty co-actors. It would all be filmed inside his gaming room or a set made to look like his gaming room, maybe even a small extra room set so that he could punch through a wall and it would show his neighbor's apartment as a skit or something. But nah instead he blew it all on cringy epic fake movie.

>> No.7134513 [DELETED] 

>>7134194
nowhere in that image does it say anything whatsoever about James being a cuck.... are you so obsessed with cuckolding that you just think about it constantly?

>> No.7135186 [DELETED] 

>>7134194
>the muh James is a pump guy
Dude he didn't fuck any fan girls. He was already with the cow and had been since college. He's utterly whipped and always has been.

>> No.7135194 [DELETED] 

>watching YouTube videos then running to /vr/ to make some inane thread about them

The punishment needs to be harsher.

>> No.7135203 [DELETED] 

>>7135186
hahalolol waht a looser cuck

>> No.7135210 [DELETED] 

>>7135186
*pimp>

>> No.7135216 [DELETED] 

>>7133487
>>7134038
It wasn't even James that was this retarded. He didn't even fucking play it or record any footage. That was Screenwave faggots who played 5 hours of a game without even checking the options. Probably (((Justin Silverman)))

>> No.7135249 [DELETED] 

>>7133709
Man, this blob is ugly as fuck. Hate his stupid smug face here as well.

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>>7134249
I'd rather Kyle Justin do all the music than an orchestra.

James wouldn't have spent any money on those extras and very little on those actors. Remember actual movie stars will do small independent roles for little money.


His movie could never have been saved. It was a scam like 99% of kickstarter fund raisers.

>> No.7135315 [DELETED] 

>>7134249
I watched the movie without spoilers.

Except for the alien looking too cheesy I enjoyed the movie

Im like why are people saying this movie sucked then the end hits and it has a black guy kissing the girl the Nerd was supposed to get at the end of the movie.

James wife wrote an interracial kiss scene at the end if the movie destroying his whole movie.

The AVGN movie is a perfect example why you keep the wife away from making decisions with your movie career.

>> No.7135326

>>7134206
New episode was awesome

You guys didnt even watch it your just talking shit.

The Number 1 rule about Violence Fight is you talk about Violence fight.

Honey nut cheerio bee getting killed the Nintoaster playing PS2 games the episode had it all.

>> No.7135329 [DELETED] 

>>7135186
He let his wife change the ending to his movie.

His wife wrote a interracial kiss scene then had her name slapped on as a producer.

>> No.7135336 [DELETED] 

>>7135297
Hos movie would of been good if the Nerd got the girl at the end instead if the black guy.

They could of re-edited the alien years later to make the movie better.

Moral of the story never ever let your wife add a cuck scene to a movie.

>> No.7135345 [DELETED] 

>>7135329
Did we ever actually get confirmation she pushed the nigger kiss/ooga booga gimme muh white wimman ending? Always seemed like a theory based on her infamous Caucasian sausagefest post

>> No.7135357 [DELETED] 

>>7135315
>I enjoyed the movie
Would you rank it up there with Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Napoleon Dynamite?

>James wife wrote an interracial kiss scene at the end if the movie destroying his whole movie.
That was the least of this movies problems.

>The AVGN movie is a perfect example why you keep the wife away from making decisions with your movie career.
James is simply untalented. Without video games to rip on he's nothing.

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>>7135326
>New episode was awesome
Glad you enjoy our writing, friend! We thought it was good too, it was real diarrhea coming out of my dickhole.

>> No.7135381 [DELETED] 

>>7135357
>Would you rank it up there with Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Napoleon Dynamite?
Oh it was nothing close to that tier... It wasn't even Troma tier. More like a slight step up from Kickassia.

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>>7135381
>Oh it was nothing close to that tier
Napoleon Dynamite was low budget too.

>Kickassia
I don't know how you sit through these "movies".

>> No.7135423

>>7131849
AVGN quality started declining when sponsored ads started appearing in his videos. It's a bit sad to see, I hope James figures out something else to do.

>> No.7135437

>mfw taito legends 2 is actually the only legal way of playing rainbow islands
no face actually

>> No.7135483

Why tf would anyone care about some youtuber homo in the first place to be all sad that their videos "dont have the same soul anymore" that's pathetic man, lot of guys in this thread who need to start considering heterosexuality for once

>> No.7135516

>>7131663
What does the B stand for?

>> No.7135575

>>7135516
Bald?

>> No.7135597 [DELETED] 

>>7135357
ID rank the movie if it had the nerd getting the girl instead of the black guy at the end and if the alien looked better

It would of been as good as Hell comes to Frogtown,the toxic avenger and revenge if the nerds.

The interracial kiss scene at the end ruined the whole movie.

>> No.7135598 [DELETED] 

>>7135345
She said openly stated she casted the friend part as black then thought it would be more interresting if the black guy git the girl at the end instead of the nerd.

>> No.7135602

>>7135423
Did you know nothing about Violence Fight

>> No.7135606 [DELETED] 

>>7135598
So fucking gay. And this is the cuck that supposedly fucks fan girls. Yeah ok.

>> No.7135689

>>7135403
Nerds

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>>7133547
>at this point.
He always was

>> No.7135909

>>7134038
>Also, the humor was awful. Lot's of "fuck" and "shit" like if he was still an angry teenager.
My memory might be selective here but part of why I think later episodes lost their charm is because the script became too reliant on stretching out ways of saying "diarrhea from a putrid asshole" for humor

>> No.7135913 [DELETED] 

>>7131663
It's LVGC

Lazy Video Game Cuck

>> No.7135917 [DELETED] 

>>7134114
That would explain why the nerd room got smaller. While I love the idea of having it split between the game room and a rental store, I thought it was retarded to cut down the nerd room.
I wonder if he even has a nerd room anymore.

>> No.7135930 [DELETED] 

>>7135898
James is 10000000 percent more likable than Mike and Mike knows this. James doesn't like video games like Mike does and Mike desperately wanted "liking video games" to be his job, so he rode off on James.

I HATE Mike Matei, he is so cosmically annoying I almost enjoy the rage I feel when I see him speak. He is the perfect amalgamation of every annoying whiny boy you went to school with in the body of a 40 year old man.

The only redeeming quality of Mike Matei was Loco Bandito and he should go back to making them.

>> No.7135936

The only person I've ever respected in this was James. The dude's real passion has always been in movies and that's rather obvious. I can't blame him for earning the easy paycheck when he has a family and kids either.

>> No.7135943 [DELETED] 

>>7135917
>I wonder if he even has a nerd room anymore.
As far as I know he still has a large movie collection at the house and some of his game stuff but nothing like it was.

>> No.7135962 [DELETED] 

>>7135930
>Loco Bandito
This was funny and creative?

>> No.7135965

>>7135962
No but it's racist so people have to pretend it's based and not middle school tier humor cause of muh culture war

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>>7135930
>>7135962
Truly the fucking height of comedy.

>> No.7135980 [DELETED] 

>>7132319

I think I've been watching AVGN for about 8-9 years and Game Sack for at least 5 years.

I have no fucking clue who Erin is. Who is this leggy bitch?

>> No.7135981 [DELETED] 

>>7135974
Nah thats pretty fucking based

>> No.7135984 [DELETED] 

>>7135980
Mike's girlfriend and a minor retro gamer grrrrrl streamer. Apparently she did simping of her own for other ecelebs in the retro gaming community until she hooked Mike and is riding his coattails as he rides James'

>> No.7135985 [DELETED] 

>>7135980
Bro why would you brag about that "I've been watching AVGN for 8-9 years and Game Sack for at least 5 years" like at least pretend to have some dignity or taste jeez

>> No.7135987 [DELETED] 

>>7135985
>he thinks it's shameful to have been watching a show for teenagers since he was a teen

>> No.7135994 [DELETED] 

>>7135985
>>7135985

Like most YouTube channels, I watched it because it was there and was somewhat related to something I enjoy.

And I wasn't a teen to quote this guy: >>7135987

>> No.7135995 [DELETED] 

>>7135994
How old were you? I'm curious.

>> No.7135996

>>7135987
teenagers with down syndrome maybe. no offense if you have down syndrome though.

>> No.7136000

>>7135996
I don't know why you;re trying to pretend that AVGN wasn't hugely popular or that you have high taste for not being interested in it, lmao. What a weird thing to have elitism over. Though I guess I should expect it over stupid shit considering the board.

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Am I the only one who thought James Mighty Wings music video was fucking cringe. This motherfucker is playing the most basic bar chord rhythm riffs imaginable and acting like he's fucking Tony Iommi or something, the other literal who in the video playing lead is the one shredding. I know James is Mr Rocker dude whoa Metallica bro (getting a Metallica tattoo is also embarassing) but come on, the whole song/video was just baffling

>> No.7136005 [DELETED] 

Being a big fan of any major gaming youtuber should basically be considered on the same level as most other "take it to the grave" secrets like sexually experimenting with a sibling or pet, doing a hit and run, etc. It shouldn't be normalized and this is a clear indictment on the state of our society that people think openly admitting it is OK

>> No.7136008 [DELETED] 

>>7136005
okay faggot

>> No.7136012 [DELETED] 

>>7136008
Sorry. Maybe not what you wanted to hear, but it is what you need to hear.

>> No.7136027 [DELETED] 

>>7136005
People make lots of money talking about things you couldn't pay people enough to listen to you talk about.

>> No.7136031 [DELETED] 

>>7136005
>>7136012
AVGN is about as mainstream and normie as you can get dude.
You're pretty out of touch, lmao

>> No.7136048 [DELETED] 

>>7136027
Pharmaceutical executives make more money than a youtuber could ever dream of by getting thousands of people every year so addicted to opiates that it kills them. I personally don't find that very cool though. That's like the weakest defense of an immoral practice is that some people make money from it. Who cares?

>> No.7136057 [DELETED] 

>>7136048
I like opiates and wish companies like Perdue Pharma could continue to recklessly push them to increase their own profits so I can get high.

>> No.7136061 [DELETED] 

>>7136057
B-based?!

>> No.7136068 [DELETED] 

>>7135974
Yes, that is pretty funny.

>> No.7136072 [DELETED] 

>>7136057
Well I guess that explains a lot then. It's really about what you want a positive vision for society to look like. For some people it's redistributing all youtuber/onlyfans/podcast etc wealth into training for useful skills, shooting all lobbyists/pharma/defense execs out of a cannon etc. For others it's pure mercenary mindset, pills and shills galore. Just different mindsets. I get it.

>> No.7136078 [DELETED] 

>>7136072
Yeah I don't give a fuck about any of that I just like to get high.

>> No.7136081 [DELETED] 

>>7136003
First time I've seen this. That dude playing the drums is buff, should show him more than that massive fat guy,

>>7136005
This guy is correct. You may like MLP or Smash Bros which is fine if you keep it a secret. One look at their fanbase should tell you why it's best kept a secret.

>> No.7136083 [DELETED] 

>>7136072
>For some people it's redistributing all youtuber/onlyfans/podcast etc wealth into training for useful skills, shooting all lobbyists/pharma/defense execs out of a cannon etc.
Eat shit Bolshevik tranny ratfuck

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>>7136068
Hilarious...

>> No.7136086

>>7131450
i was surprised he didn't make a potato joke

>> No.7136087 [DELETED] 

>>7136031
>retro gaming youtube channel is normie dude
>lmao
Holy cringepost.

>> No.7136089 [DELETED] 

>>7136083
Name one negative of any of those things

>> No.7136095 [DELETED] 

>>7136087
>We only watch badass quantum-encrypted darkweb retro video game reviews on /vr/, no mainstream grandpa shit like AVGN allowed.

>> No.7136097 [DELETED] 

>>7135984
Are you kidding current Cinemassacre they haveto drag mike out for half the new videos because James is not shilling a half hour segment video on a mobile game but Mike will.

>> No.7136102 [DELETED] 

>>7136003
I actually thought their cover was awesome.

yes James and Kierin did the easiest parts of the song.

They lucked out they found that singer

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>>7136081
Yeah Justin Silverman dancing like a retard and singing back up reeks of Screenwave elbowing their way into everything they do for James. They have expanded his content greatly but Ryan always makes sure to have Screenwave guys in new said content. Even Mike was forced by Ryan to do videos with Tony on his Cinemassacre Plays channel in exchange for being able to continue to use the Cinemassacre brand when the Screenwave deal happened.

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>>7136084
Fuck a bus full of niggers = get aids

It's textbook comedy genius.

And you didn't have to post the fucking alien I already knew you were a redditfaggot.

>> No.7136106 [DELETED] 

>>7135930
Mike does very well on Twitch

>> No.7136117

>>7135936
James said he likes playing the nerd character he just hates editing AVGN videos.

Im sure he was pissed the ecco the dolphin episode sucked but he was probaly extremely happy
With the latest one.

>> No.7136128

>>7135602
Obviously not, dick-nose

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>>7136097
Mike is doing alot on Twitch and that is where Erin comes from originally. That's his main thing now.

Mike took a HUGE cucking from Ryan Schott. Whereas in the old days Mike was allowed by James to pretty much do whatever the fuck he wanted as the spokesman of the brand online (to the point of him being able to post fucking dick pics on the official Cinemassacre subreddit, there was also his exploits as elvis8atari and the meme war brigading he told AVGN fans to do to people like Irate Gamer and that French retro video game reviewer who Mike said was ripping off James, etc.) Not once Screenwave came in. He doesn't get to boss anyone, Ryan and James are the only ones who do, but James is too much of a nice guy to be a boss, so Ryan fills that role.
Mike, on the other hand, was forced to accept the new, younger crew even into his own channel ("Cinemassacre plays"). It seems Ryan didn't let him use the Cinemassacre name on his channel without helping one of the younger guys (in this case Tony), so Mike now is forced to do the Mike and Tony Tuesdays. Has anyone ever bothered to watch those? They're very unconfortable videos where Mike pretends to jokingly be a dick to Tony (when in reality he's doing it for real, but he pretends he's doing it jokingly), while Tony just laughs it off because he's a polite guy who knows his place - he knows Mike is an abusive retard, but unfortunately, Mike is also James' friend, and Tony respects and admires James too much, so he puts up with it. Watch the videos of just Ryan and Mike, these two guys do not fucking like each other and have zero chemistry. I think their Turbografx-16 Mini review is the worst example.

The videos are basically Tony showing Mike newer games (like crash bandicot insanity, etc) and Mike making fun of all these newer zoomer games he doesn't care about, trashing all over Tony's childhood. It's funny to watch, if a bit cringey, but in the end you can tell Mike is being forced to do this by Ryan.

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>>7136106
Because he's good at vidya.

Watching him play a video game is a torture I wouldn't subject to the most psychopathic at Guantanamo. The shrieking voice of a spoiled 12 year old escaping the mouth of a pasty dead-eyed manbaby as he dies in super mare-eeo is enough to turn the most stoic of us to jelly. If he didn't have a big peepee he would be getting zero pussy.

He is one of God's most detestable creatures.

>> No.7136140 [DELETED] 

>>7136087
>he actually thinks fucking AVGN isn't normie nerd core.
Yikes. I mean I like some of the dudes videos, mostly when he drops the shit posting and actually goes into detail about more obscure systems, but yeah it's not some urber secret thing you have to be ashamed of watching.

>> No.7136142 [DELETED] 

>>7136130
Yeah thats kind of run together and I interjected the shit about Ryan and Mike not liking each other in the middle of talkinf about Tony and Mikes videos but it's 3 am here and well, fuck you

>> No.7136151 [DELETED] 

>>7136130
>so Mike now is forced to do the Mike and Tony Tuesdays
God I hope not. I personally unsubbed to the channel as soon as they started pushing non-AVGN / movie related videos on it. I can't imagine ANYONE liked those vids of James and Mikes being shit at games and being awkward with each other

>> No.7136154

>>7135437
>Caring about muh legality

>> No.7136159 [DELETED] 

>>7136151
Mike does Mike and Tony Tuesdays on his channel, Cinemassacre Plays. This was the deal for Ryan to let him keep using the name.

>> No.7136167 [DELETED] 

>>7136130
This. Mike was essentially the retarded man that they knew would be included with the deal because of his friendship to James. If it was their choice I sure they would've got James to ax him as far as officially from the Cinemassacre brand and just have him be a guest in videos.

>> No.7136170

You guys finally gave up trying to make threads on /tv/, huh? It's all the same posters anyways.

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>>7136130
>Watch the videos of just Ryan and Mike
It's 29mins, unless you can timestamp an example I'll just take your word for it.

>>7136105
Another Loco Bandito for you my good sir. Reminds me of this classic Mike Matei joke no one else liked

https://youtu.be/TlkusYdVIAU?t=330

>> No.7136179 [DELETED] 

>>7136172
The whole fucking video is like that, they cut each other off and Ryan keeps doing the "No, I mean.." thing while Mike pretends to not already know about it and asks questions

>> No.7136192

>an AVGN video about a fucking compilation on the PS2
But why though

>> No.7136203 [DELETED] 

>>7136130
>younger guys
Is Tony that much younger than Mike? I figured he was in his mid-30s.

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Screenwave is pathetic not because they're fat slobs who produce shit content, but it's because it's a bunch of goyim trying to larp as Jewish businessman and failing. Ryan wants us to view him as a powerful kike, but he's nothing more than a fat goy.

The only actual Jew is Justin Silverman and he's a fat edgy retard who has several failed projects under his belt like Underbelly and Silverman is and is also a pedo shielder for the boomer on Silvermania who went to prison for kiddy porn - Justin still talks to him and would send him money and visit him in prison.

Yes this is real and the kind of edgyboi shit he did before Screenwave.

>> No.7136209 [DELETED] 

>>7136151
>I personally unsubbed to the channel as soon as they started pushing non-AVGN / movie related videos on it. I can't imagine ANYONE liked those vids of James and Mikes being shit at games and being awkward with each other
Bro that was like 8 years ago.

>> No.7136210 [DELETED] 

>>7136203
Tony is like fucking 23

>> No.7136215 [DELETED] 

>>7136206
*Underbelly and Silvermania

For the record I actually like him on Underbelly

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>>7136209
>Bro that was like 8 years ago.

>> No.7136235 [DELETED] 

>>7136206
Bob did nothing wrong.

>> No.7136236 [DELETED] 

>>7136106
>Mike does very well on Twitch
Does he though?

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>>7136210
No he isn't, he turned 30 or 31 in one of the RR's they did with the eyeball cake. He does look like complete shit though, needs to lose a hundred.

>> No.7136241 [DELETED] 

>>7136210
Really?

>> No.7136272 [DELETED] 

>>7136241
Nah I'm bullshitting but he is still way younger than Mike who is like 40 now.

Kieran is who I was thinking about that is early 20s.

>> No.7136274 [DELETED] 

>>7136235
He fucking downloaded kiddy porn off Kazaa and Limewire because he's a retarded fucking boomer and pervert.

>> No.7136370 [DELETED] 

>>7136206
>Earnest, creative yet simple Goy creates something beloved and profitable out of passion.
>Jealous fat ugly kikes buy him as a slave

A story as old as time.

>> No.7136589 [DELETED] 

Why did the janny blow through here? Who is he protecting?

>> No.7136867 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.7136886 [DELETED] 

>>7136867
welcome back anon,don't shitpost again

>> No.7136890

>>7136192
kieran and tony are playstation kids and want their system represented in AVGN.
At least it's a compilation of arcade games and not a real soulless 6th gen game.

>> No.7136904

>>7135516
bitch

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>>7131450

>> No.7137576

>>7135483
>lot of guys in this thread who need to start considering heterosexuality for once
Make me, nigger.

>> No.7137581 [DELETED] 

>>7135597
>The interracial kiss scene at the end ruined the whole movie.
Who the fuck cares? You're acting exactly how the left acts when the main character isn't LGBTWTFBBQ+ or whatever. Get a grip.

>> No.7137675 [DELETED] 

>>7137581
It's literal white genocide via racemixing that's being programmed onto us subliminally by the kikes that own the media and corporations.

WHITES ARE UNDER ATTACK IN AMERICA.

>> No.7138304

>>7137000
Sammy You.

>> No.7139367

>>7131886
Don't quit your day job.

>> No.7140090

>>7133536
Yeah I was watching this with my boyfriend and I even told him that Metal Black is a good game and AVGN doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. He should have stayed the Angry Nintendo Nerd.

>> No.7140970

>>7140090
>boyfriend

Are you gay?

>> No.7140983

>>7131450
Imagine being so desperate that you start to shit on decent games when you run out of shitty NES games.

Fuck off OP

>> No.7140995

>>7135403
Wow, a pic of peak podophilic enabling.

>> No.7141003

>>7135403
More like Kissassia, AMIRITE

>> No.7141004

>>7137000
It's a typical mistranscription. It's supposed to be Rick Joe.

>> No.7142083

>>7141004
>Rick Joe

Literally, who?

>> No.7142093

>>7136086
I was about to say- if Taito's games had caught-on more in the West we'd be calling their fanbase poTaitos.

>> No.7142146

>>7140970
Of course I am, there aren't any girls here.

>> No.7142309

>>7135516
Bad

>> No.7142332

>>7135423
The episodes became formulaic way before sponsored ads

>> No.7142338

>>7136890
>6th gen
>soulless
Have you not played Super Mario Soulshine?

>> No.7142423

>>7142338
I have, it's the opposite of fun.

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>>7132332
>hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo agan XD

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>>7132332
> Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

>> No.7143372

>>7142423
At least you played it in earnest.

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>>7132332
>Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

>> No.7143395

>>7131450
That was shit

>> No.7144209

>>7131450
I find his act really tiresome at this point.

>> No.7145253

>>7144209
Why do you keep giving him views?

>> No.7145264 [DELETED] 

>>7132240
good riddance. I can take Mike and James talking to some point but the fat slobs is were I draw the line.

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>>7131450
What a broken man.
Used to entertain and be alive.

Now he is a puppet, sleepy.

Justin sucked his energy out of his body.

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>>7131450
L̶̖̯̤̂͋̀̇̇ơ̴͕͚̥̰͔̯̽͐̓o̷̡̖̖̱͗͌̌͆̐͜k̴͉̍̊̍͝͝͝ ̵̟͔̀ơ̴̛̼̘̫͕̱͌̈́͜n̵̢̝͙̼͙̊͐̄̂̚ ̷̧̜̿̔͂͠m̴̳̼͑̽̑̕ẏ̷̧̨͈̹̩̈́̔͗̈́͜ ̵̤̩͑Ẃ̸̟̥ọ̷͚̫̪̿r̸̨͈̓k̵̻͕͉̽s̸̜̤̳̩̫̓,̶̯̝͍̠̬̟̆̀͘͝ ̴̧̺̯͈̙͋̊̌͘̚y̶̻͔̬̬͈̩͐e̸̘̓͆̐̕͝ ̶̟̈̐͗̎̏ͅM̸̟̮̪͎̿̏i̷̢̟͚͗g̵̡̰̾̍͘h̶̞͈̗̳̰̀̑̓̈ţ̷͙̌̚y̴͇͎̔̒͑,̴̢̜͎̼͐͛̆ ̴̫͕͚̥́͊ạ̷̠̘̟̐̽̂͠͝ņ̵̪̭̔̋̊̌̕͝d̴̔ ̶̧̜͙͐̇͜d̷̮̒é̸̟̬̝̣͈͒ͅs̵͍̪̼̈̔ṕ̷̧̻̟ä̷͎͖̭́͂͗̃͋͝ĭ̷̜̞͚͙͉͇͗̉̐̑r̷̩̥͇̭͓̽̈́̈́͜!̷͈̒̂͂̋͑ ̴̗͖̙̝̌͛̐͆N̸̙̜̝̺̳̏o̵̤̯͆t̴̫̣̏h̷͔͋̒̓̾͊̚i̸̡̫̱͑n̸̯͌g̷̘̜͈͙̥̞̍̿̆̿ ̶͈̎b̴͇̣̞̻̑̍́͂̔e̷͙̫̖̿̋̌̒̎s̸͔͝i̸͚͍̤̳̱͘͜ḍ̶̛͇̻̔͌ȩ̷̗̺͆ ̶̣͌̉̈͌r̵̰̟͐̽̈́͑̾͑e̶̤̝͍̺͗̒͋͜m̷͔̰̭̻̏ã̷̤̱͙̞̬̈́́̄̀̕ị̵̻͇̞̰̎̎̈̄̽ṅ̶̨̡̰͙̈̄̓s̷̩̭͍̭͕͈̓ ̴͖̱̏̾͝o̵̦͒f̸̜͈̹͉͌̽̋̇̚͝ ̶̫̯̝͓͓̥̈́ţ̸̈ḩ̷͙͒̽̈ȧ̶̛̤͝t̴̤͗ ̴̨͎͆c̵̙̻̫̪̈́ò̵̡̰̙͙̺̫̇̂͂̇l̷͔͆̂̚ò̸̬́͠s̷̻̩̄s̴̗̣̋͗͘ͅa̴̗̘̭̰͚̍l̵̘̦̯̰̮̔ ̶̡̛̜͕̄͠w̷̙̳̋̓͝͝r̴̢̙̆̀e̵̱̗̦̿̑̉̽c̴̥̗͒͋̈́k̵̓́̉ͅ,̴̢̧̪̯͎̣̓̈̓ ̵̡̺̥̊͐̈́͝b̶͔̰̱̜͍͝o̶̡̬̝͆́̀̍̚̚u̷̱̒n̷͓̤͚͜͝d̶͓̬̏̇͛̒̇͘l̶̺̤̤̕e̵̺̩̊͝s̶̡̺͇͈͍̑͆̇̌s̷̨̯̣̦͛̌̈́̌͐̽ ̶̣̙͛̔̄͒͋ä̶̛̫̦́̽̌̓n̸͕̱͚͉͊̈̆̏d̶͈͚̬̪̘̙̍̾̄͂̋ ̷͓̬͓̂͗͑͌b̵̩̦̣̓̿̆͒̚a̸̫͉̤̬͓̽͋͋̆̐͌ṟ̷̻̫̃̈́̀̏͝ȩ̴̗̦̹͑̎.̸͖̣̝̹̱̟́̈́̽

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>>7145515
OC

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>>7132332
>Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

>> No.7146602

>>7143395
What did you expect?

>> No.7146784

I don't watch most nu-avgn, has the poop humor ever been this forced as it is here? He seems so fake and joyless when doing the bit.

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>>7131450
>Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay. Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare.

>> No.7146803 [DELETED] 

>>7135516
Blacked

>> No.7146805 [DELETED] 

>>7132060
Funny that the jew and Mike are willing to be in the same room but James is obviously a huge coof pussy.

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>>7132332
>Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

he does it for free

>> No.7147405 [DELETED] 

>>7135516
Based

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>>7132332
>Hey mom, the peepee poopoo man said peepee poopoo again XD

he did it again for free

>> No.7148272

>>7146784
Nope.

>> No.7149479

>>7131865
>FUCK avgn

If you insist.

>> No.7149619

>>7131849
You need to see the Pepsi man episode

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>>7149619
Pepsiman is a really good new episode. This year might have been the worst one yet though, only Crash Test Dummies really stands out. But I can't be too hard on them, it has been a hell of a year.

>> No.7150814

>>7150794
how the hell did he team up with irate gamer?

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>>7150814
They've known each other for over a decade at this point. Mikes overprotectiveness of James has simmered down to a mild rage instead of unstoppable bloodlust. It was time.

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>>7134038
>It was incredibly lazy and unprofessional.
Yes.

>> No.7154505

AVGN is my comfort food at this point. Pic like this >>7151826 here make me miss those days.

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>>7151826
>>7154505
When Irate gamer came out with this video he went up a notch in my book putting him over AVGN in terms as a decent person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnM9hexHdA

I hate to see Bores finally befriend AVGN after putting up with so much shit,

>> No.7154557

>>7153707

that's a generous illustration, they are way fatter than that

>> No.7154624

>>7153707
What they were thinking!