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7092797 No.7092797 [Reply] [Original]

I just accidentally broke my copy of Deathsmiles.
What shmup should I pick up now instead?
Note: This thread is not ironic.

>> No.7092820
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7092820

metal slugs

>> No.7092826

>>7092797
>I just accidentally broke my copy of Deathsmiles.
coming to your favorite /v/ machine later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9vW3HkFx4&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=CITYCONNECTION

>> No.7092856
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7092856

why the actual fuck cant i be a cute little girl bros? its not fair

>> No.7092873

>>7092856
you can!!! but you gotta join guscord first.

>> No.7092878

tranny thread

>> No.7092889

Well, you could just play Cotton 2, which Deathsmiles shamelessly rips off.

>> No.7092919

>>7092889
But I'm not seeing any lesbian lolis in cotton 2.

>> No.7092964

>>7092919
My bad, I thought you were being serious when you said the thread was not ironic.

>> No.7092973

>>7092797
What are some good vertical cutemups for Saturn/DC?

>> No.7092974
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7092974

>>7092889
>you can't like X! It looks and plays like Y! X ripped off Y, so you can't like X!

>> No.7092997

>>7092797
delete this bad thread and make the next one without pedotard fanservice.

>> No.7093046

>>7092797
change the name back and the rest you pedo tranny queer

>> No.7093086

Dodonpachi Daioujou

>> No.7093092

>>7093086
>triptranny likes tranmaku shooters
Not big surprise.

>> No.7093105

>>7092997
What are you talking about? Are you okay?

>> No.7093110

I still have my 360 face plate

>> No.7093126

>>7093092
>falling for it

>> No.7093369

>>7092820
why does her outfit looks more revealing when she's fat?

>> No.7093434

>tranny y onions thread

recruitment grounds for corporal rick

>> No.7093448

>>7092797
how? did you coom on your pcb? just play the steam one

>> No.7093461
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7093461

Shooting leftycucks with an AR-15 is my favourite shmup.

>> No.7093587

>>7092826
Shit, looks like my 360 finally became a ninja gaiden 2 machine, that makes two consoles i own that i use to play a single game because it ain't available anywhere else.

>> No.7093602

>>7093587
What's the other one, Gamecube and F-Zero GX?

>> No.7093610

>>7093369
because she's more plump and you just wanna fuck plump things is all

>> No.7093612
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7093612

>>7093587
>ninja gaiden 2

>> No.7093619

>>7093602
Bloodbornestation, i also play pokemon colosseum and wario world on my gamecube, that and the megaman zero series via gba player because the gba's d-pad gives me cancer, but i will ditch that setup once i find a copy of the collection for switch.

>> No.7093645
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>>7093619
>i also play pokemon colosseum

>> No.7093653

>>7093619
oh ye forgot about the ps4, also you should consider getting treasure's xbla games, silvergun has a mode that makes the scoring less shite and bangai-o mf is based.

>> No.7093671

>>7093653
>xbla games
not him, but the only reason I want to mod my 360 is 100% for xbla and xblig

>> No.7093727

>>7092797
Touhou 17.

>> No.7093783
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7093783

>cheating fucker stream

>flobeamer is mod

>> No.7093837

any good discords for shmup fans?

>> No.7093847

>>7093837
Have you tried the one that you shill here?

>> No.7093973
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7093973

>>7093837
do you want to join in the holy army to kill nintendog?

do you want to eliminate the jarpig scum and have glorious ontopic conversation with the best players in the world?

do you want to cast out the soys who only talk about muh grafix, muh sound, muh story and focus on what makes the genre pure?

do you want to join the eternal jihad and be rewarded with 20 trans virgins should you fall?

>> No.7093979

>>7092797
Deathsmiles on steam.
Very hard to break.

>> No.7094015

>>7093837
>(((discord)))
Shiggy diggy.

>> No.7094016

>we've ascended from whining about ancient video games to whining about ancient websites about video games
kill yourself op

>> No.7094018

>>7094016
Explain.

>> No.7094180

Shmups are boring memorizes. Even retards can beat them.

>> No.7094203

>>7094180
Then post your clears.
You don't wanna be lower than a retard, do you?

>> No.7094459

I don't need to join the special olympics to see what the players are like

>> No.7094463

>>7094203
>less than ten minutes later with the defensive "post ur clears fag" message
Stop making shmups fans look worse than they already do.

>> No.7094869

>>7094018
wrong thread, im retarded. please proceed

>> No.7094887

>>7094869
>im retarded
actually it sounds like you came to JUST the right thread my boy. Shmups are for pedophiles, ephebophiles, retards, and brave transgender individuals!

>> No.7094903

>>7092964
Lesbian lolis are not irony.

>> No.7094928

哦?

>> No.7094949

What's the best Thunder Force and best way to play it?

>> No.7094954 [DELETED] 

in the hunt

>> No.7094961

>>7094949
arguably the best are TF AC and TF4, and if you have a Switch, the Sega AGES ports on the eshop are as top-tier as they come.

I have a soft spot for TF5 even if it is a step down from the previous 2 games. The best version of that is the Saturn, but if you emulate it on PS1 the differences are honestly pretty minimal.

>> No.7094969

>>7094887
>Shmups are for pedophiles, ephebophiles, retards, and brave transgender individuals!
do yall seriously just sit around in your house seething about transgender people all day, talk about literally anything else for once

>> No.7094990

>>7093979
>Deathsmiles on steam.
>Very hard to break.
I play it on MAME - impossible to break teh ROMZ.

>> No.7095063

Get the steam version, it's good.

>> No.7095069

How do I avoid getting raped in the special stage? Send help.

>> No.7095085

>>7095063
is it fun to score, how does the points work?

>> No.7095086
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7095086

>>7094969
>do yall seriously just sit around in your house seething about transgender people all day
mfw newfags enter a shmup thread

>> No.7095091

>look up for the characters
>there's a shota trap shit
Not yuri. Into the trash it goes.

>> No.7095094

>>7095085
Collecting items, items are better under certain circumstances and give bonus points. Killing enemies under a negative circumstance, does barely yield good items or even no items, killing enemies under great circumstance yields huge ammounts of scoring.

>> No.7095098
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7095098

>almost bought pcb for $300
>plays only 24 hours over 6 month
i assumed people who buy pcbs want to play the game seriously.

>> No.7095107

>>7095098
How much do you think one game (since insert coin to game over) of a shmup lasts?

>> No.7095112

>>7095107
30mins to an hour, depending on game.
24 hours for a cave stg is just scratching the surface of survival, barely.

>> No.7095115

>>7095112
Oh, you play for autistic numbers. I'm not sure I wanna go down that rabbit hole, man.

>> No.7095121
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7095121

>>7095112
>24 hours for a cave stg is just scratching the surface of survival
Yep, still haven't 1ccd over here.

>> No.7095123

>>7095115
Even if you play DS for survival there's more characters and you can try harder challenges, deathless runs, and it has some harder modes. 24 hours is not much, and the guy in the post was into scoring anyway. But keep coping.

>> No.7095125

>>7095123
I'm not defending him, I just think that's a fine ammount of (casual) play for a collector of pcbs, these people just collect, I'm surprised he even plays.

>> No.7095130

>>7095123
>24 hours is not much
specially over 6 months
>>7095125
>Fine amount for casual
it's not casual, it's below casual

>> No.7095143

>>7095098
Last he's not credit feeding desu, but yeah hardware fags don't play

>> No.7095276

>>7095112
he probably plays other games too
...who am I kidding he's just a collector, 24 hours is already a miracle

>> No.7095289

>>7094969
>do yall seriously just sit around in your house seething about transgender people all day, talk about literally anything else for once
i'll leave trannies alone when they fuck off and leave everyone else alone and stop poisoning every fucking ell with there disgusting agenda and emotional manipulation. Do what you want behind closed doors, and fucking keep it there.

>> No.7095291

>>7095130
Thing is, collectors don't even play games, they just keep their things sealed.

>> No.7095293
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7095293

>>7094887
>Shmups are for ephebophiles,

>implying everyman doesn't find based prime jen attractive...

choose wisely..

>> No.7095294

>>7095086
Anon has a point though, even if it's not a shmup thread you guys are still obsessing over them

>> No.7095297

>>7095291
i used to hate these guys and well i do they're bernays bois but i hate the elite shmup fags like rickys gang more, banning topics to make a fucking elitist safe space to feel more esteemed about being autistic over shitty old games 5 people play, this is not in keeping with the dao.

>> No.7095326

>chav acts like an elitist prick for years
>builds a following of weak minded subservient mongoloids
>they start doing the same shit but more effectively
>NOOOOO MUH DAO
ebin

>> No.7095332

>>7095326
I may of acted how you say but i NEVER ever silenced others or created arbitrary anti free speech rules, fucking never ever it's always been against my principles so you're damn right im an enemy of ricks shite and baffled by sam who's mr "no one tells me nothing i hate authority and blahblah" who's know licking the boot and getting in line...

i believe in the right to be challenged and free expression with absolutely no exceptions.

>> No.7095351

>>7095332
That's pretty stupid innit, if you put forward ideas but then take a hands off approach of "ppl should do what they want mannn" instead of building power structures to enforce your ideas then you'll just sit by the wayside watching people who do recognize the value of power cuck you time and time again. The idiots that bought into your elitism weren't stupid enough to ignore this and they're attempting to "fight back" in the most petty impotent way possible, at the core they took what you said and how you acted seriously tho lol

>> No.7095357
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7095357

how about some Magical Chase on the PC Engine? The shop reminds me of Forgotten Worlds.

>>7095289
the forced feminization will be quick and then you'll find peace as a bimbofied sissy.

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7095362

good news everyone. the game only 1 guy plays in the West is getting a western release!

https://twitter.com/M2_game/status/1329346467954233345

>> No.7095427

>>7095098
>>7095115
Scoring? No thanks, not in real life and not in shmups. I only play for fun! REMEMBER THAT! (i.e I play for the community aspect and to appear informed on discord).

>> No.7095431

G3fleako premiering a gradius III run if anyone is interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhMdefQm5Lo

>> No.7095460

>>7095427
what's a good play to chat ratio if you wanna make it in the community?

>> No.7095469

>>7095460
Keep in mind I only play for ''fun'' that means every couple days 40 minutes or an hour will suffice. Stream a couple times a week to keep up appearances.

Engaging and monitoring the community is where the real work happens. I'm talking 4 to 6 hours a day. Every day. Monitor twitter accounts, youtube, twitch streams, 4chan & shmup forum posts, especially shmup discord channels ( if you're banned make alts). Not only will this give you new info to share but also juicy gossip to think about. It's also useful to read up on shmups you don't play, just to share factoids and appear smart whenever you can. Trust me on this. It feels like a full time job but it's worth it.

tl;dr
playtime - 40 minutes a day is fine.
chatting and monitoring discords - 4 to 6 hours a day minimum.

>> No.7095480

>>7095469
No wonder ric has 13,000 messages on one discord alone

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7095489

>>7095469
>>7095480
lmao

>> No.7095491

>>7095362
I remember back when it wasn't even emulated, let alone ported. I knew a guy with an arcade cabinet and Ketsui PCB. Fun times.

>> No.7095509

>>7092820
Oh my god the one on the left is so nice

>> No.7095540

how come new players get more props for a 1cc than old timers get for WR tier achievements ?

>> No.7095545

>>7095540
More relateable, unless youre a score chaser in that particular game yourself you are just pretending to care about something youve got no clue about. Meanwhile far more people have experience with 1ccs and understand the achievement better. Simple as.

>> No.7095592

>>7095540
A noob or 1cc collector isn't threatening. I'm still above them on the shmup community totem pole, in my mind.

>>7095545
Exactly.
If someone posts a good Cave score I will ignore them or remind them: I DON'T PLAY FOR SCORE I PLAY FOR FUN ONLY (big difference). For example, I saw someone on discord post a new PB so I messaged them in private outlining my position against scoring (in case they were wondering) and listed many reasons explaining why I PERSONALLY won't be upvoting their PB or saying ''good job" to anyone I feel is above me. Simple as.

>> No.7095607

I personally stick to old shmups with busted scoring systems to protect my ego. Ofc some old shmups have decent scoring like Rayforce, so I avoid it at all costs, (not a fan). I like games where a shit clear or shitty 2 all puts me near the top automatically. Works best if the game is obscure and people don't understand it.

>> No.7095634
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7095634

I play for fun and keep my penis in my pants, so no one knows the size.

>> No.7095667

>>7095607
literally me

>> No.7095684

>>7092797
>You will never drink Windia's pee

Why even live?

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7095697

>>7095607
>>7095667

>> No.7095765

>>7095351
none of this is what happened though

J,EC, niviv,rex,moo etc are really awesome cool people i have a lot of respect for they can find me if they need to, rick though sold out and slowly manipulated Gus to use his cord for his own agenda, this obsession with proving something to shmupgang and it imo has brought out the worst in him.

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7095781

>>7095540
it derives from school years, nerds and dorks are eternally bitter and angry because they were the corner kids at school, they build this bizarre paradoxical uniform individuality and claim the "jocks" etc are all against them and dont understand cus they're all dumb, they carry this bitterness through life and hate to see anybody thrive or do well as it reminds them of their own inferiority and thus this is why you have a scene where secretly they all hate each other and won't respect achievements of fellow men but will glorify everyone living the same low shitty life as they do to feel better about being a waste.

>> No.7095794

>>7095491
>I remember back when it wasn't even emulated, let alone ported. I knew a guy with an arcade cabinet and Ketsui PCB. Fun times.

do you remember that hoip time when a bunch of us donated on farm to buy a pcb to be dumped?

>> No.7095802

>>7095469
>Keep in mind I only play for ''fun'' that means every couple days 40 minutes or an hour will suffice. Stream a couple times a week to keep up appearances.
>Engaging and monitoring the community is where the real work happens. I'm talking 4 to 6 hours a day.
t. synthricardo

>> No.7095806
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7095806

>>7095802

>> No.7095809
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7095809

>>7095806
>neither do you

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7095813

>>7095809
>>neither do you

>> No.7095839

>Come to the shmups threads because I'm into them
>All this drama queening.
Shit son

>> No.7095869

>>7095063
Is it true the steam version has fucked up timing for scoring?

>> No.7095874

>>7095362
Based
I got the P(o)S4 version, the port is amazing but I don't like ketsui that much

>> No.7095880
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7095880

>>7095874
>bought a game i dont like

>> No.7095887

>>7095880
Gotta support the industry my dude!

>> No.7095901

>>7095806
Isn't gus'cord a containment board? To keep Mark and Elixir's free from alt spamming retards?

>> No.7095963

>>7095901
well now ricks stooped to recruiting touhou trannies to get the numbers up....

>> No.7095982
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7095982

>>7095362
>still no pc version

>> No.7095987

>>7095982
its near perfectly emulated so whats the point?

>> No.7095991

>>7095987
meme mode, meme gadjets, and cheetos.

>> No.7096001

>>7095987
>what's the point
official international leaderboards, seeing your name in the top ranks. no one cares about community made "leaderboards" with trash layout made in MS PAINT and twitter links.

>> No.7096003

>>7096001
no one cares about scoreboards fullstop mate, who do you think looks at them? just the same 20 ppl worldwide who even play

>> No.7096005

>>7096003
Exactly.
If someone posts a good Cave score I will ignore them or remind them: I DON'T PLAY FOR SCORE I PLAY FOR FUN ONLY (big difference). For example, I saw someone on discord post a new PB so I messaged them in private outlining my position against scoring (in case they were wondering) and listed many reasons explaining why I PERSONALLY won't be upvoting their PB or saying ''good job" to anyone I feel is above me. Simple as.

>> No.7096013

>>7096005
Extremely based king, I also do that.

>> No.7096014

>>7096001
That's the nice thing about M2 ports, specially Garegga. Real leaderboards on real hardware, official ports. Not emulated knock offs that don't even count competitively.

>>7096003
The shmup community is amateur as hell and not worth engaging with.

>> No.7096027

>>7096013
>I also do that.
what you can also do is lie about 2-alling the Strikers trilogy. If they ask for proof just laugh in spanish.

>> No.7096034
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7096034

>>7096027
Holy shit chav, are you still seething?

>> No.7096051

>>7095326
>taoism
so cee's gone full liberal bugman? confucius is the only chink philosopher worth a read.
also there's nothing wrong with retardo enforcing anti-secondary/jarpig rules, it's the chemo the western shmups communities need.

>> No.7096053
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7096053

>>7095469
>eternal score cope
>plays discord 4-6 hours a day
Amazing how well this describes the rickybrain phenomena

>> No.7096173

>>7096014
the garegga port is so based
buy it lads

>> No.7096196

>>7096173
Exactly.

>>7095901
>shmup communities
Take the eaglet pill and forget about that noise

>> No.7096229
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7096229

caring more about shmup communities than shmups themselves is an illness. retardo, gus and cee all have that illness. take your pills, peeps!

>> No.7096231

>>7096229
the only pills I take are HRT

>> No.7096280

>>7096231
i had to google that. you sure are a trannyshit connoisseur.

>> No.7096329
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7096329

>>7096280

>> No.7096414
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7096414

>>7095362
>Deathtiny

>> No.7096467

>>7096027
this isnt me mate

>>7096034


>>7096051
the daodejing is fascinating as is the concept of the dao, i'm much more drawn toward zen practice though which is obvious the marriage of buddhism and taoism, kind of a jeet kune do is you will. You do daily zazen practice?

That's not what ricks doing, hes made a self serving turbo autist safe space for his own indulgence by banning absolutely everything aside from strat discussion and wot u ply? all aesthetic discussion banned and maybe you agree with that but he's also got into bed with the trannies, touhou pedos and the absolute waste like moglar whom he doesn't like at all just to make his goal happen. No i can't respect that.

>> No.7096503

>>7092973
Gunbird. Should start a Gunbird thread soon. Maybe once this tranny fest dies off

>> No.7096514

>>7096414
kek

>> No.7096567
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7096567

>>7092973
Twinkle Star Sprites. Saturn version has improved graphics and an exclusive character, Dreamcast version has a no-slowdowns mode.

>> No.7096582

>>7095086
Did somebody say rpgs?

>> No.7096962

>>7096196
>Take the eaglet pill and forget about that noise
That also means not perusing shmup threads on imageboards, though.

>> No.7097148

how DARE you insult us, nintendogs

WE are creating the revolution. WE are starting a new shmup order. WE are finally solving the jarpig problem with a final solution. You don't want in? Then crawl on your paws back to Elixir's and hope you can be part of his gay harem. WE are led by a man with true vision. Ricardo knows what the nintendog fears. Ricardo knows what the jarpig despises. and he, through gus, will lead us to a new age. don't like it? then we laugh at you.

>> No.7097387
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7097387

[SPEED][MISSILE][DOUBLE][LASER][OPTION][?]

>> No.7097397

>>7097387
fuck trashure for axing these based boys

>> No.7097443

>>7097148
This but unironically.

>> No.7097548

>>7096582
yes we are pigs
oink oink
unironically feel like playing some jarpigs desu honest

>> No.7097573

>>7097548
NO.

This thread is ONLY for ON TOPIC.

You will NOT discuss music
You will NOT discuss graphics
You will NOT discuss characters

If you DO not follow these restrictions, I will have Gus REMOVE you by FORCE. If necessary.

>> No.7097593

>>7095098
>>almost bought pcb for $300
Imagine paying that little for it. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Deathsmiles-Japan-Import-Arcade-Jamma-PCB-Cave-JPN-VideoGameX-/293490966182

I can't imagine paying thousands for one of these highly integrated boards, easily bricked by the loss of one of those big custom chips.

>> No.7097609

>>7097573
>I will have Gus REMOVE you by FORCE. If necessary.
ironic how marks' and elixirs' are more anarchic and chill places to talk about shmups-- funny how having a kaiser autist as dictator isn't such a good idea

>> No.7097623
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>>7097573

>> No.7097657

>>7092797
honestly Deathsmiles would be way better if the ''lolis'' actually looked like lolis in OPs pic, not freaking 16 year olds with C cup tits >>7092856

>> No.7097675

>>7097609
>ironic how marks' and elixirs' are more anarchic and chill places to talk about shmups-
why, because they let you talk about rpg and other non-shmup bullshit in between very sparse and superficial shmup talk?

>> No.7097687

>>7097573
I'm happy that a place like Guscord exists without all the spam desu.

>> No.7097714

>>7097675
off-topic channels are good for getting to know other players and just talk

>superficial shmup talk
marks' channels have the most indepth shmup talk and strategy info, the fact some people post about graphics or shmup music adds to the atmosphere makes it feel less stifling, while on Gus's you're walking on egg shells meanwhile because the rules are so strict and dictatorial, meanwhile ric is allowed to rant about collectors and post pictures of the Pope lol how is the pope shmup related again?

>> No.7097718

Are there an non-autistic shmups out there?
Cave shit and other things I've been recommended have all been autistic trash.

>> No.7097721

>>7097714
>and post pictures of the Pope lol how is the pope shmup related again?
because we're talking about latin and lawyering retard

>> No.7097735

>>7097657
Two of them are in their teens anon
It says it right on the fucking character select screen

>> No.7097741

>>7097735
what's your point?

>> No.7097743

>>7097718
play Tatsujin

>> No.7097745

>>7097718
Nope. Shmup is a genre for autists.

>> No.7097746

>>7097718
Nearly any console shooter ever was made for normal people, so take your pick. People like games like MUSHA for a reason.

>> No.7097748

>>7097735
Deathsmiles gets accused of pandering to pedos using lolis. False. It doesn't, the girls are too old for sure, they look like old teenagers.

>> No.7097753

>>7097675
if you autists had an off-topic section you wouldn't need to sit in this thread hitting F5 all day looking for semi-related shmup discussion, you'd talk about it in your stupid discord.

>> No.7097764
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>>7097748
>False. It doesn't, the girls are too old for sure
Kraut? Is that really you?

>> No.7097798

>>7097753
post your scores big boi

>> No.7097804

>>7097714
If you wanna get to know somebody, just PM them.
Don't be a pussy.

>> No.7097808

>>7097746
>Recommending anything made by Compile

>> No.7097812

>>7097808
Don't bully Puyo Puyo like that.

>> No.7097828
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7097828

Today I will remind them to play shmups casually and play jrpgs seriously.

>> No.7097829

>>7097828
It's not about views it's about the scores

>> No.7097830

>>7097812
I thought this was a shmup thread.

>> No.7097836

>>7097829
It's actually about speedkills.

>> No.7097841

>>7097836
Just become a speedrunner already

>> No.7097843
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7097843

>>7097764
fuck off and stay on topic.

>> No.7097856

>>7097808
Just did.

>> No.7097860

>>7097828
>shmup virgin
>hundreds of hours of meticulous painful routing
>70 views
I bet average watch time was 4 minutes, watching the last boss or stage then insta close. big Loser.

>MH (Niwaka TA Tiga variant return match! Microphone off until my wife goes to bed)
MH chad speedkilling while wife sleeps. Winner.

>>7095121
>72 hours 1cc
that's plenty of time to clear original or maniac.

>> No.7097864

>>7097860
>I bet average watch time was 4 minutes, watching the last boss or stage then insta close. big Loser.
You think people stream shmups for views you narcissistic loser?

>> No.7097876

>>7097864
>Let me remind you I don't broadcast for other people (it's not a cope) I'm more of a schizo-streamer broadcasting into the void
OBS doesn't need twitch to run, you know that right? And those discord alerts are for yourself not others lol?

>> No.7097879

shmuping is the gayest n' mosts dead hobby innit lads? these threads are more alive than your discord and twitch streams combined

>> No.7097893

>>7097876
Obviously they're for people willing to watch someone play. Nice strawman retard.

>> No.7097906
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7097906

>>7097893
>i don't stream for others only for people willing to watch me play
take your pills

>> No.7097926

I like to strm to demonstrate that shmups aren't ded and prove the naysayers on /vr/ wrong.

>> No.7097945

>>7097926
post your channel stats

>> No.7097949

>>7097945
it's not about the stats but about how many people are streaming and thus playing.

>> No.7097951

>jap shmup streams average hundreds of viewers
>westie shmup streams average less than 10

Why is this?

>> No.7098017

>>7097951
>>jap shmup streams average hundreds of viewers
who? japs get 5 or 10 extra viewers than westies lol

>> No.7098024

Cee just wants an off-topic place cause he doesn't care about shmups any more.

>> No.7098029

>>7097951
>>jap shmup streams average hundreds of viewers
What drives a man to lie?

>> No.7098042

>>7097906
>i'm too embarassed about my credit-feeding shitplays so i only stream jarpigs which gets me more views than shmup players and that makes me feel superior

>> No.7098087

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7qsxeQrKhg#t=10m13s

>> No.7098104
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7098104

Let me remind you I don't stream shmups for others, nor do I promote my stream to get more viewers, having piss poor count is actually my goal (I'm winning btw).

>> No.7098124

>>7098104
Let me remind you that some people might stream to entertain or share strategies inside the community or to have proof of achieving a record.
But of course, streaming anything at all means you're an egotistic attention whore so all of that is completely moot.

>> No.7098138

>>7098124
>I s-s-stream to entertain others
I know you want to impress others, but those 3 viewers you sometimes get are afk or bots.
>or to have proof of achieving a record
admitting to attention whoring this easily? Yikes, how much validation are you seeking?

Got anymore excuses to share?

>> No.7098152

>>7098138
funniest thing is when shmup streamers get a new record live but no one says anything in chat because they're all afk lol

>> No.7098156

>>7098138
oof, imagine posting your opinions on an imageboard. Typical attention-seeking behavior.

>> No.7098157

https://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv329119316
>stream radiant silvergun
>get 94 viewers
treasurechads... i kneel.

>> No.7098158

>>7098152
they like to inflate each others' view counts out of pity, hoping they'll get viewers in return lol, circle jerk.

>> No.7098175

>>7098138
>I know you want to impress others, but those 3 viewers you sometimes get are afk or bots.
Yes, of course I tell my friends to open up the stream even if they don't care and pay for bots to get my viewer count up.
>admitting to attention whoring this easily? Yikes, how much validation are you seeking?
I like to have something to back up my claims but of course, that is narcissistic thinking.
>>7098152
>funniest thing is when shmup streamers get a new record live but no one says anything in chat because they're all afk lol
>Expecting headpats for a personal achievement
Pathetic.

>> No.7098176

I wanna play deathsmiles but I’m worried it’ll turn me into tranny like >>7092856
Is there any shump that won’t turn me into tranny or is it like speeding running and impossible?

>> No.7098184

>>7098176
Never go full CAVE and you won't turn into a degenerate.
If you're repressing, I suggest you get help or help yourself lol.

>> No.7098185
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7098185

>>7098157
Not impressed. Let me tell you why.
I'm a retro shmup aficionado. Expert in fast bullets. Hello? Strikers 1945 (2-alled the whole trilogy years ago so don't ask for a replay or .inp) and I'd like to re-remind you to avoid mentioning view totals or scoring achievements as they make me insecure. Take my brown pills, they smell gross but I eat these little things daily!

>>7098104
I can tell the second shmup is a retro shmup Strikers 1945 game, ask me something about it. Or I can parrot a strategy I plagiarized for you. It's your choice.

>> No.7098190

>>7098176
who gives a fuck, Deathsmiles is great.

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7098195

>>7098190
>deathsmiles is great
Memorizing the optimal shot types for each enemy is kind of a hassle. But so far so good.
I wonder if MBL is more popular or original DS?

>> No.7098198

>>7098157
mike matei and macaw get hundreds streaming shmups

>> No.7098201
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7098201

>>7092826
They need to delay and put that game on hold until I can afford a system. I still haven't decided on one yet. I hope amazon US will continue to have it in stock in a few years.

>> No.7098204

>>7098176
sorry there's no other way, you gotta man up and play for score

>> No.7098205

>>7098201
dude it's on steam, you already have a machine to play deathsmiles on

>> No.7098217

>>7098204
>Scoretranny encouragement
While I pretend to appreciate scorers on the outside (to advance my position in the community) deep down I have nothing but disdain for you and your ilk, and if it were up to me scorer chasers would be seen as secondaries or jarpigs, since all of you fail to engage with shmups fundamentally like I do.

>> No.7098220

>>7098198
because they're variety streamers (one being affiliated with the avgn)

show me 1 dedicated shmup streamer that gets 100+ viewers on twitch

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7098221

>>7098185
>>7098217
ha! he's an easy target

>>7098190
DS is great but not enough people are playing it!

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7098225

>>7098195
Initiate retro cunny posting.

>>7098217
>two faced
You'd be surprised actually.

>> No.7098229

>>7098225
>You'd be surprised actually.
how much of an asshole he is?

>> No.7098238

>>7098195
>Memorizing the optimal shot types for each enemy is kind of a hassle.
Check this out, https://www.trueachievements.com/game/Deathsmiles/walkthrough/6

>>7098229
>how much of an asshole he is?
Well, that's one way to put it, sure; truthfully he doesn't bother me since I see through the act.

>> No.7098261

>>7097675
who cares honestly? how shit and empty does your life have to be to care about this ricky?

>> No.7098262

>>7098024
>"caring" about shmups

grow up kid

>> No.7098271

>>7098220
>show me 1 dedicated shmup streamer that gets 100+ viewers on twitch
aqy did regular 100+ with gradius 4 tbf but only after building the viewership with shoighht

>> No.7098298

>>7098261
>hates da players
>hates da video games
yet hangs on like a carbuncle

>> No.7098320
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7098320

>>7098298
not shmups kaffir jajaj dis guy

>> No.7098413

>>7098158
this is true to be desu and honest, shmup streams aren't really fun to watch. Players are too inconsistent watching them restart on stage 2 or 3 over and over isn't fun. The genre is gimped that way, it's better for watching replays.

>> No.7098415

>>7098413
and with replays you can fast-forward all the filler, skip the first loop, skip the easy stages and trash, and get to the choke points/boss fights and final result real quick. 5 - 7 minutes if it's a top notch record, instead of wasting 45 minutes with all the boring details.

>> No.7098436

>>7098413
>shmup streams aren't really fun to watch
I afk and try to say gg t4s before they log off.

>> No.7098452
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7098452

>>7098104
>>7097828
Uploading shmup videos shows they crave attention, but they get no views or interaction so that's good.

>> No.7098458

>>7098452
it's the one niche that can't grow or impress people long enough to become relevant. It has an initial ''wow'' factor but that wears out real quick, even within their own community players ignore shmup content and shmup streams.

>> No.7098459

>>7098458
>even within their own community players ignore shmup content and shmup streams
right, but I said that's a good thing lol

>>7098225
Cotton remake or remaster?

>> No.7098460
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7098460

>>7092797
dragonsaber has the best shmup ost
change my mind

>> No.7098463

>>7098458
>It has an initial ''wow'' factor but that wears out real quick, even within their own community players ignore shmup content and shmup streams.
Someone said it's harder to retain old players than get new players into shmups.

>> No.7098468

>>7098460
>Dragon Saber
great cover art btw.

>better music
How about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Aplq9LPF9c

>> No.7098471

>>7098463
Lots of new players are attracted by the sheer challenge. It has a mystery to it, like "me clear THAT game?? is such a thing possible?'' Eventually the mystery is gone, they get some scores and clears and it all gets very samey. It's no longer a question of ''can I even do it??'' but ''how much time do I have to waste grinding the next challenge?"
I think that's why lots of old timers left and that's a good thing!

>> No.7098475
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7098475

I didn't expect a 2poo clone to be good but it's actually pretty fun

>> No.7098480

>>7098452
Imagine coping so much you think the people who upload these videos give a shit about view counts or special attention towards their achievement. Nice projection :D

>> No.7098481

>>7098475
I prefer people not talk about that game as I like to enjoy it as a hidden gem.

>> No.7098484

>>7098480
>I stream and upload videos for myself!
said the guy who gets 20 views per vid. We've heard that cope before m8

>> No.7098485

>>7098468
Better than this though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03WSQ-Xsi0&list=PL85A23D6D037A5A61&index=3

>> No.7098486

>>7098475
I hope you're playing the original instead of the black shite

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7098489

>>7098480
Yet they make their channels public and allow comments and likes, and respond to comments. They have social media accounts they use to share their vids as well lol.

>> No.7098497

>>7098489
How is anyone interested on it gonna see it if it's private you fucking retard?

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7098501

>>7098481
you don't say

>>7098452
what's your point?

>> No.7098502

>>7098485
That's pretty good, okay how about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXid-jtHHI

>> No.7098503

>>7098497
But..it's not intended for others to view. remember? lmao
exposed

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7098507

>>7098497
>>7098503
mfw shmup streamers fell into a trap

>> No.7098510

>>7098503
>person uploading gameplay for themselves
>people can watch/comment if they like
Those are not mutually exclusive, come on now.

>> No.7098512

>>7098503
>That guy releases videos about his shmup runs, hahahah what a loser!

>> No.7098515

>>7098507
fyi most of these guys failed school, are on welfare, maybe working mcdonalds (if lucky), or took 7 years to do a 4 year degree (and are still on welfare)

>> No.7098517

>>7098510
>heh, low view count? But I upload it for myself strictly.
>why not make it private??
>NOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I GET PROPS AND VIEWS IF ITS PRIVATE?!!!!
exposed. stop pinging people on discord and sharing your PBs for upvotes, it further exposes you.

>> No.7098524

>>7098512
It's embarrassing & hilarious, to be honest. it shows the player is seeking attention and props for their work, but then gets absolutely none of it.
Like that ugly girl who keeps competing in beauty pageants and getting last each time.
It would be better for her to stop, I'm sure she has other good qualities. But joining youtubes & social media to advertise your ''skill-based replays" is embarrassing for you & this genre.

>> No.7098527

>>7098524
That's one reason why replays were meant to stay hidden, and why I won't be releasing mine for a long time. The other is for integrity of the games, another is to starve copy cats.

>> No.7098528

>>7098517
>strictly
caught you trying to be sneaky you stupid cunt

>> No.7098531

>>7098528
if they weren't strictly for you then you intended to gain viewers with the vids lol, you're not good at making excuses.

>> No.7098534

>>7098517
Someone might find it and be inspired to play?
Also some of us enjoy being competitive and beating each others' records.

>> No.7098535

>>7098531
please refer back to >>7098510

>> No.7098538

>>7098534
That's one way to justify wanting more views.

>>7098535
>uploading for myself
If this is exclusive then you'd have no problem setting it private.
But because it's inclusive (for you and to get views) you have it public, which proves my point, you want attention. It's not charity. You don't advertise your PB screenshots on discord and twitter as charity, you want props (yet get very very few) lmao. Cope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7098543

>>7098535
>"for themselves" means = for themselves and to get views
lol

>> No.7098545

uploading a scrubby 4B god mode clear just takes away viewers from more legit runs by decent players. I get you crave attention but overall it's selfish.

>> No.7098595

>zoomers can't play games without worrying about optimizing views and clout on their ebin twitch streams
kys

>> No.7098603

thinking of investing 800 hours into futari ultra or god mode, is it worth it?

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7098617

>>7098603
8000 hours might get you 100 views and a few likes. Not sure if 800 hours will be worth it to be honest, don't quit your day job or main hobby.

>>7093783
cope,
bosconian represent

>> No.7098620

is this what all shmups threads look like on this board?

>> No.7098628

I wanted to try a cave shmup but after reading this thread it's best I stick to puzzle games and jrpgs

>> No.7098630
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>>7098628
>I wanted to try a cave shmup
Totally wrong entry point into the genre. In fact old shmups are far more challenging than bullet hells and more rewarding, don't fall for the Cave memes and their convoluted scoring systems. Have you 2-alled the entire strikers trilogy (I have)? Have you seen the second loop of Tatsujin? Doubtful. Now those are exhilarating (I haven't seen a vagina in decades btw).
Let me remind you that I don't play for score, I strictly play for fun (big difference). If you have any questions just ask.

>> No.7098660

>>7098628
>cave shmup
wrong entry point
play some touhou instead

>> No.7098670
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7098670

>>7098628
>it's best I stick to puzzle games and jrpgs
epic combo desu
don't mind if I join u?

>> No.7098674

>>7098628
Go ahead and try, they're fun and great.

>> No.7098680

>>7098617
that guys' youtube is really sad, he must have problems spamming uploads for no reason and no views and he looks depressed behind that fake smile.

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7098685

>>7098670
Sure! Why not play some compile today?

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>>7098320
I can't believe chav is still seething over being referred to as "this guy". He really is like a jilted ex-gf.

>> No.7098756

>>7098630

kek you really posted the exact comment. both are fun, cave shmups are arguably less autistic because you don't have to memorize as much

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>>7098660
touhou is great, got any pics or art you like?

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>>7098756
>cave shmups are arguably less autistic because you don't have to memorize as much
this is what delusional dads actually think

>> No.7098775

>>7098764
He's right, cave's offerings are much better if you want to play for clears instead of autismo shit because they're a more balanced mix of memo, reaction and rng

>> No.7098780

>>7098764

well now I said arguably, please explain how you dad-shmups require less memorization

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7098785

>>7098759

>> No.7098786

>>7098775
>playing for clears
what's that? is that when you finish a shmup without engaging most of the mechanics the devs intended to test you with? Might wanna avoid Cave and stick to dumbfuck move-and-shoots or just cut the act and play some jrpgs.

>> No.7098791

>>7098786
>>playing for clears
>what's that?
I think that's when you beat a shmup with a really shit score and cope by hopping to a new game on your ''backlog''

>> No.7098796 [DELETED] 

>>7098785
find me a dad shmup that takes this much memo from STAGE 1, to the last stage, and has a boss fight similar to hibachi on top of all that frame by frame routing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rd9SoAGy9k

I'll wait.

>> No.7098797

>>7098786
>devs intended
lmao this retarded shit again, just play for clears & do some scoring on the side until the game gets boring

>> No.7098798

>>7098780
find me a dad shmup that takes this much memo from STAGE 1, to the last stage, and has a boss fight similar to hibachi on top of all that frame by frame routing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rd9SoAGy9k [Embed]
I'll wait.

>>7098785
cute!

>> No.7098812

>>7098796

lmao, I guess this is a method to get the best score, furthering my conviction that people that play for score are autist shut-ins. I play for clears because I have real responsibilities. In that regard, cave games are better because you can get by a lot on your reaction time and just memorize the parts you have trouble on. for instance I can get thru this stage without the beautiful mind breakdown retardation mostly just on reflex.

>> No.7098813
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7098813

This Daioh [TAS] is taking longer than I thought.
Keep in mind, I'm a survival player.

>> No.7098861

>>7098812
> furthering my conviction that people that play for score are autist shut-ins.
My conviction is that's a cope.
>I play for clears because I have real responsibilities.
That's another cope. For sure.

>> No.7098872

>>7098861
Of course.
Collecting shit clears and shitty 2-alls is boring after a while, shmups are games with rewarding scoring mechanics to be honest.

>>7098812
Time to graduate beyond move-and-shoots.
If you spend 300 hours a year on shmups it's better to get good scoring one or two, it''ll improve your skills far more than collecting kuso clears.

>> No.7098880

>>7098812
cringe

>>7098872
Multi-looping old shmups is an option but they are even bigger time sinks because of very long loop length.

sikraiken counterstopped bosconian on stream btw

>> No.7098886

>>7098872
Why? I could spend those 300 hours clearing 3-6 shmups and doing some modest scoring. Video game skill isn't valuable in itself, they are essentially just more structured toys.

>> No.7098889

>>7098861

cope

>>7098872

If I ever have more time maybe, but I don't think I really want to sink that much time into a video game. 300 hours a year on shmups is pretty high lmao I spend about 4 hours a week

>> No.7098901

>>7098886
>Clearing 3-6 shmups
Did that my first year, second year was less fun. Scoring is better to focus on, shit clears are secondary side crap.

>Why? Video game skill isn't valuable in itself
Why get better? Why not stagnate collecting shit clear year after year? If you have to ask you're in the wrong genre.

>> No.7098906

>>7098901
But I'm always getting better either way, and on top of that I get to learn a lot of different games and understand the genre while you're stuck grinding the same routes until you get lucky. Sounds like you just got shitter clears and never moved on to anything more challenging

>> No.7098907

>>7098889
>300 hours a year on shmups is pretty high lmao I spend about 4 hours a week
I forgot you spend 4 to 6 hours a day on discord, 4ch, twitch, twitter, youtube, forums, etc
Survival players can't find time to score (irl or in game)


>>7098886
Doesn't matter what you do. Point was playing for score or 1cc collecting is just a matter of how you divide your time. Score players being more intelligent and driven, while 1cc shitters usually losers with low motivation. Thats a firm conviction.

>> No.7098913

>>7098907
>Score players being more intelligent and driven
Proof? Most top scorers are shut in gamers with no other hobbies to speak of, they're "intelligent and driven" regarding scoring and not much else

>> No.7098919

>>7098907

I don't know what half of those things are, but I hope you find meaning in your life

>> No.7098930

>>7098913
>proof
you need motivation, intelligence, determination and to put your ego in check to score high. Dummies can't get 3 billion in DOJ, Dummies can collect dozens of 1ccs and 2-alls.

>some are losers
of course, some waste their intelligence and motivation in the wrong way.
But some are driven to excel in life and in their hobbies (Eaglet, Plasmo, Clover TAC, etc), while others have shitty jobs, small goals, no skills and collect boring 1ccs year after year while monitoring discord, twitch and twitter more than they actually play.

>> No.7098938
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>>7098919
>>7098907
>>7098813
>>7098812

Holy shit Ric is at 15,000 discord messages already. Wasn't he at 13,000 just a week or two ago?

>> No.7098943
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7098943

>>7098938
jajajajaja

>>7098813
Tell us about retro shmups. What's your favorite

>> No.7098947

>>7098930
>But some are driven to excel in life and in their hobbies (Eaglet, Plasmo
Hold on, what are they excelling at currently? Truth is that SOME good players aren't complete losers, but then again some absolute shitters are also very successful people, same with mid tier players. Where's the correlation?

>> No.7098948
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7098948

what shmup is this?

>> No.7098952

>>7098930
What decent scores have you gotten lately Fags?

>> No.7098953

>>7098947
Winners don't collect 1ccs year after year. Shit is boring unless you're a scrub or new player, move on and get over it.

>> No.7098959

>>7098943
>2000 messages in a week
no time to play!

>> No.7098961

>>7098948
That's Skull Fang

>> No.7098962
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7098962

>>7098953

>winners
>4chan

>> No.7098965

>>7098953
Are you a "winner" with top tier shmup skills anon?

>> No.7098971
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7098971

>>7098959
>>2000 messages in a week
>>7098943
>15,000 discord
impressive scores

>> No.7098974

>>7098965
Not yet. I've 2-alled Daioh and Gradius 3 before.
Working on bigger things now.

>>7098971
>>7098943
guscord?
I've been to that discord, it's lame.

>> No.7098981
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7098981

>>7098974
You got those 2-ALL's in your first year of play? And still haven't achieved anything bigger? How long have you been playing?

>> No.7098983

>>7098981
>You got those 2-ALL's in your first year of play?
Where did I say in my first year? are you illiterate?
I've been playing off and on for a few years.

>> No.7098984

>>7098981
>spanish inquisition

post strikers 2-all

>> No.7098986
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7098986

>>7098938
>Holy shit Ric is at 15,000 discord messages already. Wasn't he at 13,000 just a week or two ago?


but remember lads he's totally NOT using it for his own agenda.... and dey LAFF AT JOO if you figure him out.

>> No.7098987

>>7098983
>>7098901
>Did that my first year, second year was less fun.

Been a 1cc collector for years, still have no good scores, yet go on about how boring 1cc collecting is and how everyone should score? Interesting

>> No.7098989

>>7098984
>says bullshit
>gets called out
>b-but spic
Defensive

>> No.7098992

>>7098907
>Score players being more intelligent and driven
lmfaooooo, driven to self destruct because of a silly addiction they can't let go? they're nearly all depressed and have serious issues around self realization. Gotta be a rob post desu.

>> No.7098996

>>7098705
>seething
>turning ricky into a meme

JAJAJA YOU NAIL IT ROB YOU NAIL IT JAJAJ DIS GUY *RISITAS*

>> No.7099003

>>7098989
>someone has 2alls
>you have dork filled jealous rage

G R E E N

>> No.7099008

>>7098987
2-alling Gradius III yielded an okay score. And my Daioh score was a decent 21 million (US ver), but I don't care, I'm working on bigger things now.
Continue coping and making excuses.

>> No.7099013
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7099013

>tfw can barely clear anything with a 1-All so don't even think of playing for score yet

>> No.7099017

>>7099008
Let me guess, like ricky's 2 alls you also have no proof of this what so ever? What are you working on?

>> No.7099018

>>7099008
good for you mate, you got some more fulfilling stuff n the horizon?

>> No.7099028

>>7099008
is daioh the easiest dad shmup for survival play? that homing beam thing kills everything

>> No.7099038
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7099038

>>7099018
Thanks, I've been focusing on scoring a Cave game and trying to reach loop 3 Gradius III once again.

>>7099017
A bunch of people saw me 2-all Daioh live, ask around.
And a simple Gradius III clear with a few blunders, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-PiAgmWkrc

>> No.7099064

for the life of me I do not understand why people like gradius

>> No.7099081

bruh did bomberboy just btfo ric?

>> No.7099086

>>7099081
The person he was replying to was seething about Ricky so

>> No.7099125

>>7099081
where?

>>7099038
>more fulfilling

>list more game shite

sad

>> No.7099147

These shmup threads have a very strange culture. You all know each other and I have a feeling that is why you all hate each other. Imageboards are anonymous for a reason. Is the STG community in the west so tiny that you just can't help bumping into the same faces over and over?

>> No.7099152

>>7099147
fuck off onions, anonymous is for pussyfied retards

>> No.7099172

>>7098176
Tyrian 2000

>> No.7099195

>>7099152
back to r3ddit tranny

>> No.7099205
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7099205

>>7098986
>>7098938
>Holy shit Ric is at 15,000 discord messages already. Wasn't he at 13,000 just a week or two ago?
wtf had to check myself.
synthricardo has 3,000 posts so far this month. He is definitely playing discord for score full-time.
Meanwhile bomberboy has 6 posts.

>>7099038
good run bruh, funny how results happen if you don't waste time. Gradius 3 is brutal.

>> No.7099218

>>7099064
Gradius games are fun from the start. Give them another try

>> No.7099239
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7099239

>>7099205
>6 posts in 20 days
a healthy amount
>3000 posts in 20 days
150 per day! lol

>>7098759
pc-98 has best art

>> No.7099256

>>7099205
>the idea is to chat in their chat

does he EVER stop scheming lads?

>> No.7099294

no idea what's going on in this thread but I'm on team bomberboy because gradius 3 rules and fuck discord and their datamining spyware trap.

>> No.7099332
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>>7099294
>no idea what's going on in this thread
a shut-in went full discord instead of full shmup, explains a lot.

>>7099239
qt

>> No.7099350

>>7092820
uh oh big!

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7099447

>>7099294
based

>> No.7099482

>ricky going for rapid hero no-miss
when's p47 aces tho

>> No.7099490

>>7099482
I can't believe ricky took the nmkpill bros

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7099521

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpNBlGhpBgM

land of the free...

g-d bless donald trump!

>> No.7099596

>>7095806
so this what a real shmup convo looks like

>> No.7099617

the doxxing episode turned gus into a bitter screenhsot making cunt (same as elixir). not everyone in the community is creamed or staph densetsu though. you better chill out and don't let that stoopid cuntalunian brainwash you even more than he already have.

>> No.7099637

>>7099617
>staph densetsu
more like staph dongsentsu amirite

>> No.7099790

>>7099617
2a?

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7100153

>when your twitch career can't pay for heating

>> No.7100330

>>7100153
another example of why you should never fall for the scorechaser/speedtranner meme.

>> No.7100546

>>7100330
Nothing to do with score, a shut in gamer or a shut in discord tranny, they'll find a way to waste time.

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7100592

>>7100546
>Nothing to do with score,
cope, you'll never get those thousands of hours back that you wasted on raising meaningless numbers in shmups for no real purpose.

>> No.7100652 [DELETED] 

>>7100592
>blaming scores for shut in losers
Lol problem isn't why he plays it's that he spends too much time playin, like ric tryin to counterstop counterstop discord lately. Shut in losers find a way to waste time.

>> No.7100664

>>7100592 #
>blaming scores for shut in losers
Lol problem isn't why he plays it's that he spends too much time playin, like ric tryin to counterstop discord lately. Shut in losers find a way to waste time.

>> No.7100768

Browsing through this thread. and holy shit, I am thankful for not playing shmups. The sheer amount of literal autism you would have to have to play these games and talk about them with the 18 different communities full of people trying to keep up an image is insane.

>> No.7100949

what is it with shmup players talking about their communities, streamers and replay views? Can't you play the games and stfu?

>> No.7101060

>>7099038
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-PiAgmWkrc
how is this possible? do you have to memorize every stage and enemy or you know how to dodge perfeclty?

>> No.7101109

My personal favorite top 10 shooting games
10) Under Defeat (G-REV)
9) Raiden Fighters (Seibu Kaihatsu)
8) Espgaluda II (Cave)
7) Dodonpachi Daioujou (Cave)
6) Metal Black (Taito)
5) Gradius Gaiden (Konami)
4) Radiant Silvergun (Treasure)
3) Darius Gaiden (Taito)
2) ZeroRanger (System Erasure)
1) Border Down (G-REV)

>> No.7101186

>>7098797
Based

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>>7101109
Those are all excellent games desu; I'm a big fan of Raiden Fighters and Gaiden myself.
>>7100153
>>7100592
those are bad but imagine being like this.

>> No.7101290

>>7101060
Both?
Mostly memorization and planning but executing precise dodges is mandatory otherwise the memorization doesn't help.

>> No.7101323

>>7101269
>thousands and thousands of posts a week
and he does it for free!

>>7100768
Don't let this thread fool you. The games are fun to play and shmup communities aware of the trolls and ban them on sight. It's not a real issue.

>>7099013
Practice makes perfect, keep trying.

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Was it necessary for her boobs to be this big?

>> No.7101373

>>7101269
>>7101323
>and he does it for free!

lol

>>7101109
what happened to G-REV anyway?

>> No.7101385

>>7101269
Why does this ricardo fag try to police the shmup community when he barely plays himself lamo

>> No.7101392

>>7101354
Is it necessary for them not to be?

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>>7101269
what did he mean by this?

>> No.7101407

>>7101354
who that shmup artist?

>>7101385
isn't he banned from everywhere because he acts like an asshole and trolls with alts and lies? Now hes stuck in his containment discord posting ~1000 messages a week. funny stuff

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>>7101406
>more into playing myself
he means playing discord lul

>> No.7101412
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>>7101407
Jun Tsukasa, who's done art for various different companies.

He's a pretty good arti- I MEAN SORRY I MUST STAY ON TOPIC ART IS VERBOTEN
I LOVE PLAYING SHMUPS MY FAVORITE SHMUP IS DISCORD

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>>7101354

>> No.7101418
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7101418

Shmup Junkie dominating the screen mean whilst ricardos dominating the cords.

>> No.7101420

>>7101412
>Jun Tsukasa, who's done art for various different companies.
That's the guy, thanks! I mix him up with Junya Inoue (Joker Jun)

>>7101418
lmao

>> No.7101430

>>7098502
thats good too

Ahhh fuck it just post good shmup osts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szr0TSXcWok&list=PLA25972A65E1F8E36

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i dont think ric knows that pearl shits on him more than most lmaoa

>> No.7101447

This thread is pathetic.

>> No.7101450

>>7101442
>me no post there
classic rickybrain cope

>> No.7101451

>>7101442
It's funny because he still does this routine time again when we have literal evidence of what he's up to, cee was right.

>> No.7101456

>>7101442
>>7101450
lol it's a couple of us from discords he can't join so what does he expect??

>>7101430
that's an easy classic dude, you can't post that in a shmup ost competition. Has to be more obscura!

>> No.7101463

>>7101406
>alice aka saph
>Jarpig jihad
>outright lying about strikers and being banned here
>showed his true colors in discord

I spotted what he was doing a whilst ago with his bizarre obsession with getting one over on gang whilst getting into bed with trannys y onions and moglar all people he doesn't like whilst manipulating gus, i may of been the first to see it but i won't be the last.

well he certainly played himself lmfaoo

>> No.7101465

>>7101463
>manipulating gus
How?

>> No.7101471

>>7101418
>Shmup Junkie dominating the screen mean whilst ricardos dominating the cords.
not gonna lie he was spamming the channel too often even more my taste, it's a slow server with quiet people. I want to see more diverse shmup talk and that's hard to accomplish when one guy dominates it. I never realized he put off playing in order to chat more, kind of disappointing.

>> No.7101472

>>7101450
>>me no post there
>classic rickybrain cope


never forget he claimed he was fully banned here... then after the cee event suddenly he can post here after a convenient "ban lift" after cee pointed out rick stayed up until 4am to come here and shit on cee then making more lies on a video as slander...

???????

>> No.7101480

>>7101465
he spent months in my cord convincing gus he was his super friend and that evil gang were this and that and then he joined gus cord and began micro managing, telling gus what to do and how to run things but gus thinks its for some good community but really it's a weird agenda to one day become the dominant community as a fuck you to gang. Thats why rick slipped up here and let it out, he's the real one in control in his mind... see pic

>>7095806

>> No.7101482

>>7101471
>I want to see more diverse shmup talk
impossible when all aesthetics are banned... and impossible anyway because the genres dead, an arcade community cord with people willing to get out the hive is the way to go for longevity if you insist on sticking with games.

>> No.7101484
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>>7101420
sure thing. Psikyo hired some great artists for their games (pic is Hirofumi Nakamura, my favorite of them). I got a psikyo artbook which is nice, though it has some of them nudey mahjong pics in the book too.

>> No.7101490

>>7101480
>my cord
It's J's though.

>> No.7101491

>>7101484
>though it has some of them nudey mahjong pics in the book too.
is there an online version somewhere? (for my research)

>> No.7101496

>>7101480
This is totally false lmao.

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>>7101491
https://e-hentai.org/g/597887/b5d0f2a07a/

Sorry for linking there, but it's easy enough place to find it and view it.

>> No.7101503

>>7101490
yeah it is now, i passed it over to him as he's by far the best mediator who will continue in a similar fashion and to think i almost handed it over to rick... J, lags, moo, rex,niviv etcetc are all great guys i like a great deal, my issue is with the the shitters.

>>7101496
No it isn't, could see it plain as day so good luck gaslighting when rick is literally in guscord acting like he owns it which not only me noticed.

>> No.7101504

>>7101480
ric would post screen caps of gus and moglars stats and laugh at them here too

>> No.7101505

>>7101490
and BTW never forget who fucking built it... ME, if i hadn't you wouldn't of and it wouldnt of ran so smoothly on principle alone where everyone gets an equal say.

>> No.7101508

>>7101504
thats the difference, i say shit about mog and kiwi etc all the time because i legit think they're fucking depressing humans in every regard, rick thinks so to but now is playing buddy buddy its about da SHMUPS just to get the numbers up in his agenda, but his defence will remain... just play it all as a joke... JAJAJ WE LAFF AT JOO, to bamboozle people into not seeing it for what it really is.

>> No.7101510

>>7101504
>synthricardo stalked people and mocked them behind their backs
what else is new?

>>7101498
>url
much obliged

>> No.7101512

dis guy, dis guy, chav, we laff

>> No.7101516

>>7101512
sam/akagis the biggest mystery though, it's obvious he isn't particularly bright and has some addled mind issues from the old days but to waffle on like an old drum circle hippy and then literally get in line under ricky in a super strict environment it's absolutely weird, cognitive dissonance?

>> No.7101520

>>7101516
I like guscord and having a place that's just pure gameplay discussion. It's not "falling in line" it's agreeing with him.

>> No.7101524

>>7101516
some people like structure in their lives

>> No.7101528

>>7101524
>some people like structure in their lives
thats the big philosophical mystery isn't it? and i put it to Sam, you were granted freedom and chose to enslave yourself in vice..

>>7101520
I agree with some dictators to.. but i don't sacrifice principles to do it. I believe in dynamics applicable to each situation.

>> No.7101531

>>7101516
>sam/akagis
this guy wants to be part of something so bad lmao

>> No.7101534

>>7101528
dude, it's a discord. it's not violating freedom of speech to have one discord where you discuss one thing. you don't seem to understand what freedom of speech is.

>> No.7101535
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>>7101447
mfw ricardo reporting this thread over and over to no avail

>>7101442
it's true

>>7101109
eclectic taste in shmups I must say; similar to my own in some ways but needs some touhou.

>> No.7101539

>>7101531
that's why he got into bed with rick

>>7101534
im not discussinf 1st amendment, im discussing coherent and consistent principle in the face of someone who preaches one thing then conveniently does another when it suits, whilst still preaching..

>> No.7101548

>>7101539
idk i'm fine with guscord. it's a lot better than mark's or elixirs. no problem with ricardo

>> No.7101552

>>7101548
>idk
correct.

you didn't address a single thing i said.

>> No.7101556

>>7101552
cause it's nonsense

>> No.7101561

the dao told me to rage about discord servers in 4chan threads dedicated to games i hate

>> No.7101564

>>7101556
Thanks for clarifying that you can't comprehend simple argument and this is entirely the problem.

https://youtu.be/ToQ0n3itoII


>>7101561
The 2 most common strategies either fake laughter or claim its rage, summonsing emotional manipulation for discrediting.

>> No.7101572

look at all this shmup discussion

thanks for nothing, jannies

>> No.7101601

>>7101572
maybe try guscord

>> No.7101605

>>7099239
>pc-98 touhou
you are a man of culture.


>>7101601
>maybe try guscord
I checked it. ricardo seething about getting the wrong comments on his streams...no idea who he's talking to...very strange

>> No.7101607

>>7101605
>ricardo seething about getting the wrong comments on his streams

lmaoo even dabbling in wrong think, true colors indeed. What were the "wrong comments"? How long before ricardo becomes rebecca?

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>>7101605
>>pc-98 touhou
too bad ZUN's graduation & employment at Taito caused the end of the PC-98 games

>>7101607
>wrong comments
something about aesthetics

>> No.7101698

>>7101269
that image lol poor guy. Btw is it true no one has 2-alled raiden fighters jet? Is it that hard or busted?

>> No.7101870

>>7101535
>needs some touhou
but he's not making a top 10 hentai

>> No.7101929

>>7101615
fuck me he's developing some kind of psychosis, how's that conclusion even validated?

>> No.7101931

>>7101698
>Btw is it true no one has 2-alled raiden fighters jet?
didnt know this was even a rumor but i doubt it very much

>> No.7101968

>>7101269
Assblasted by :

- farm daddy jannies
- mark's tranny jannies
- pearl
- bil
- breakdown clp

Who's next to blast spergspic's arsehole?

>> No.7101975

>>7101968
himself, rick will eat himself. They'll all see in the end.

>> No.7102024

>>7101698
I can't find a jaimers 2-ALL, which means it's impossible.

>> No.7102035
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7102035

>wake up
>cee still seething

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7102043

>>7102035
sup sam

>> No.7102047

>>7102024
Wtf now I'm curious

>> No.7102263

bros, spictardo saw right through us, we fell right into his trap
it's over bros, he's too good...

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7102391

bros... was perikles a tranny all along?

>> No.7102409

>>7102391
>trannies are not antisocial males
>wesley (((yin-poole)))
oy vey...

>> No.7102417

>>7101968
>>7102035
bro who the fuck even are these people? how hard is it to just talk about shmups

>> No.7102423

>>7102417
It is unironically extremely hard which is why you aren't talking about them either.

>> No.7102445

>>7101539
>someone who preaches one thing then conveniently does another when it suits, whilst still preaching..
Literally you to the letter lmao

>> No.7102606

>>7102391
Why did he do it? There was nothing to gain.

>> No.7102614

>>7101412
he reminds me of Range Murata who's done the Matrimelee chara des-I mean wut u play bros????
DISCUSSING ART STYLE IS HARAM INSHALLAH

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>enter guscord
>be asked wut u into
>no ones discuss games u into
>discussions going on what do with gang
>no gameplay discussion
>just ricky posing as connoisseur about stuff he doesn't play

why even bother

>> No.7102698

>>7102445
citation needed.

>>7102635
yeah whats up with this? pounced on like a fucking gay clerk in a fashion shop

>> No.7102716
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>>7102635
>tfw ONLY SHMUP DISCUSSION ALLOWED
>tfw BUT NO GRAPHICS OR SOUND
>tfw discussing gang again
>tfw not shmups.

>> No.7102936

> NO GRAPHICS OR SOUND
does this guy ric only play muted kenta cho games?

>> No.7102958
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feel like replaying Sword of Mana or Suikoden 2 or Star Ocean 2 again t b h bros

>> No.7102996

>>7102958
time to quit hrt

>> No.7103026

>>7102996
those games dates from an era your tranny-obsessed zoomies weren't even born

eat a dick, seethe, cope 'n dilate hurrdurrrrr

>> No.7103034

>being that much of a tranny lover you know the molecules they inject in their arses

>> No.7103182

https://www.twitch.tv/touhou_replay_showcase

based pedo tranny meet up

>> No.7103239

>>7098452
Nah, I follow a touhou stream. it's nice if you like the people

>> No.7103348

>>7102958
SO2 is based
For me, it's gonna be Tales of Phantasia

>> No.7103394

>>7103026
seething.

>> No.7103408

>>7103348
will you SHUT the FUCK up.
We are NOT talking about MUSIC. Or GRAPHICS. Or STORY. And we will NOT. TALK. ABOUT. JARPIGS. Got it, fucker?

I will ask again, senor.
¿WOT. U. PLY?

>> No.7103429

>>7103408
yeah, let's talk about discord servers and how many times ricardo has posted this week

>> No.7103450

>>7103429
seriously, are the jannies in on this or what?

>> No.7103626

>>7103429
>>7103450
Yes the jannies exposed ric as a discord shut-in. The owner of 4chan ordered this assassination.

>>7102958
Fine taste. Hikaru best Parodius ship.

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>>7092797
>>7092856
>>7092974
>>7097748

shmup gentleman what is the best /retro/ lolicon shmup?

>> No.7104406

>>7103429
>let's talk about discord servers and how many times ricardo has posted this week
3000 posts in 20 days
150 per day!

>> No.7104524

>>7092797
SLC?

>> No.7104537 [DELETED] 

any shmups where I can play as a birb??

>>7104406
lmao

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any shmups where I can play as a birb or feathered creature??

>>7104406
lmao

>> No.7104546

>>7104538
Legendary wings?

>> No.7104582

>>7104538
kolibri

>> No.7104621

>>7103924
cotton i guess

>> No.7104665

anyone here played keio flying squadron?

>> No.7104701

>>7103348
Yup, and motoi sakuraba did a beast of a work on that game
Would love a shmup with a sakuraba soundtrack

>> No.7104705

>>7103394
Back to base, you ace of base

>> No.7104712

>>7104665
I did it runs good on mednafen

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>>7101354
is that a rip-off of Mai?

>> No.7104968

>>7104712
is it good? id run it on kega

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>>7092797
another shmuck that is exactly like it because they're all reskins.

>> No.7104996

how do i join Guscord? i'm a touhou player.

>> No.7105000

>>7104994
ebin

>> No.7105010

>>7104763
what a beautiful girl, fair and innocent, oh my! good grief! but what happened to her clothes??

>>7104996
looking for efwends (online friends)?

>> No.7105015

>>7105010
Just people to talk touhou with.

>> No.7105018

>>7104994
sick meme dude

>> No.7105024

>>7105015
What is your favorite game? Do you only play the mainline series or do you play fangames as well? Score or survival? Difficulty?

>> No.7105032

Just to recap, I did my shmup homework for the week: a casual coin enjoyment session of Rapid Hero. It lasted 40 minutes (give or take) but it should be enough to keep up appearances. Once that was over I engaged in serious discording, youtube watching, twitch lurking and 4chan shitposting, and I will continue to post for hours and hours each day.
Unfortunately not much time for Daioh maybe next week!

>> No.7105039

>>7105024
do you have the link or not?

EOSD is my fav

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>>7105032
>rick seething about wrong comments on his streams
>check his streams
>there is no comments

>> No.7105045

>>7105039
I do not. I don't voluntarily use spyware.

>> No.7105049

>>7105039
we're going private sorry, take a hike!

>>7104763
wouldn't mind piloting THAT ship!

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>>7105049
>we're going private sorry
SUPA SEKRIT CLUB! 4 TRANNY Y ONIONS LMFAO
Don't worry i'll send invites, i already have 3 accounts in there... can you find them? teehee

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>>7105041
>no comments in his stream
After he said that and no one responded he said it was clever bait all along.

>> No.7105081

>>7105076
LMFAOOO


he did the same COPE shit after he thought he was being genius being called "alice aka saph!" in another cord but every mod in private already knew it was rick and just let him carry on lmfaoooooooooooooo

>> No.7105085

>>7105076
Why does Golden suck him off? he literally thinks golden is a onions sperg tard.

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>>7105076
OH NO NO NO NO I can't believe chav got btfo again bros...

>> No.7105092

>>7105089
BACK 2 BASE

You guys are fucking dense honestly, embarrassing. So think he couldn't even figure out why someone would call a call he knew couldn't be answered, you just don't have what it takes lad.

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>>7105092

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>>7105093
history, the spic never outsmarts the bong.

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Sam and rob.

>> No.7105106

>>7105076
>rickybrain strikes again
Yes I saw that too. It made no sense and only confused Golden.

>>7104538
prl?

>> No.7105110

>>7105106
>and only confused Golden.
Not hard that guys thick as a brick and indoctrinated as fuck that said ricks literally telling golden he deceives him with no conscience to achieve his agenda... and golden STILL cant see it lmfao

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>they're making the discord private because shmups are a closeted friend zone

Welp, I wasn't pretending on making frens anyway.

>> No.7105120

>manipulate gus to control his cord
>use his cord to create a jihad against gang
>ban graphic discussion in a genre with little to talk about
>recruit trannies, pedos and onions
>make the group supa doopa sekrit so the world can't see what you're really upto
>schizophrenic fiction over twitch comments that never happened
>fail because we have at least 10 accounts inside anyway


now THIS is a revolution.

>> No.7105151

What mental illness does this guy have?

>> No.7105167

>>7105076
4D chess brained, well done ricky! Back 2 ace of base!

>> No.7105174

>>7105076
so is that guy the laughing joke of the shmup community?

>>7105039
is EOSD even retro? I'm not caught up on touhou

>> No.7105175

Reminder chav is faking an illness for attention and doing all this cause someone said "dis guy jaja, we laugh at heem."

>> No.7105187

>>7105174
Came out in 2002, therefore not retro but allowed on /vr/

>> No.7105206

>>7105187
thanks

>> No.7105220

>>7105175
kek because it's actually true.

>> No.7105365

>>7105081
>alice aka saph!
lmaoo

>jajaja dis alt, dis alt will finally expose da gang *risitas*
>mods: everyone ignore rick
>alice aka saph: WOT NO DEY CAN'T IGNORE ME!! HEY GUYS IT'S ME, ALICE AKA SAPPHIRE, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, I'M THE INFAMOUS SAPPHIRE I DOX GUS, I LAFF AT HEEM
>mods: wutever ric, fuck off
>YOU SEE GUS DEY LAFF, DEY LAFF AT JOO, ALL PART OF PLAN

>> No.7105374

For me, it's clast.

>> No.7105386

>>7104524
yep

>> No.7105389

>>7105386
ZPD?

>> No.7105394

>all this shit over some fucking video games
lads.........

>> No.7105397

>>7105394
QRA?

>> No.7105417

>>7101109
>10) Under Defeat (G-REV)
bad game
>9) Raiden Fighters (Seibu Kaihatsu)
bad game
>8) Espgaluda II (Cave)
busted scoring
>7) Dodonpachi Daioujou (Cave)
busted loop requirements and scoring
>6) Metal Black (Taito)
too easy
>5) Gradius Gaiden (Konami)
too easy
>4) Radiant Silvergun (Treasure)
busted everything
>3) Darius Gaiden (Taito)
too easy
>2) ZeroRanger (System Erasure)
bad game
>1) Border Down (G-REV)
stupid mechanics on resets

>> No.7105427

>>7105417
You stupid fucking idiot. You buffoon.

>> No.7105429

>>7105417
Wow you're such a badass, anon!
What was your toughest clear? Did you record it? Can I be like you someday? Can I suck your big fat dick?

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>>7105427
>>7105429
何ですか ?

>>7104763
Her games look fun.

>> No.7105583

>>7105429
>What was your toughest clear?
No miss Mushi Ultra. I guess that would be my toughest. But that was mostly luck I couldn't do it again.

>> No.7105593

>>7105417
>stupid mechanics on resets
What are you talking about

>> No.7105604

>>7105593
resets -> death <- the border down gimmick = retarded waste of time

>> No.7105605

>>7095489
>Last Resort
Based

>> No.7105609

>>7105604
What resets? And how's the border down gimmick a "waste of time" in anyway? If you're playing for score it just plays out like any other rank control, if you're not playing for score it gives you a lot of flexibility

>> No.7105614

>>7105583
Not bad, but not as hard as Futari Ultra. What do you play now? Or what bullet hell would you recommend to others?

>> No.7105638

>>7105614
>Not bad, but not as hard as Futari Ultra
lol ok

>What do you play now? Or what bullet hell would you recommend to others?
Nothing, I'm done. If you want a challenge try Mushi Ultra or Futari God with as few deaths as possible.

>> No.7105668

>>7105638
Based. But why survival and not scoring?

>> No.7105692

>>7105668
Simply because scoring is less fun to route and less fun to watch.
Very few people play these games, even fewer know how their scoring works. But everyone understands a tough survival clear when they see it.

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>>7105692
That's crazy but I believe it. How about DOJ, DFK or Ketsui 2-ALL?

>> No.7105719

>>7105705

all those have awful loop requirements and 2 loops = boring first loop and games too long. DFK BL strong is an option... but Mushi Ultra and Futari God are better.

>> No.7105753

>>7105417
>busted loop requirements
?
Getting the bee perfect bonus in 3 stages is easy and requires minimal brain space. Your brain RAM needs upgrading, pal.

>> No.7105794

>>7105753
bees aren't the hard requirement genius, the hard requirement is enduring the 1st loop of that dull game. Wasting my time to get to the second loop fuck outta here

>> No.7105801

>>7105794
yep, just move the goal post when you got pwn3d.

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>>7105794
>enduring the 1st loop of that dull game
truly the worst requirement.

>>7105801
*iconoclast on suicide watch*

>> No.7105837

Why not just start a savestate from the second loop and do a clear of that? Not like it matters anyways since you're already playing on emulation and thus aren't legit.

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>>7105220
>>7105175
only chav has posted all his medical documentation proving his diagnosis and has just referred to endocrinology, nice to see how low you're willing to sink though, thats fine though i can get real nasty to if you like.

When ricky started the "WE LAFF AT JOO" he forgot one thing....

>> No.7105953

>>7105374
Robs legit broken, his brain can't think of a single thing for itself, it's quite odd.

>> No.7105963

Funny how rickys been caught lying like a typical spaniard so now hes trying project the same onto me when I never lie and notoriously never have, ever,.

>> No.7105987

>>7105963
Everyone says they don't lie until they are caught.

>> No.7105996

>>7105987
I wasn't caught though because there is no lie, ive been fucking ill for almost 2 yrs and have the documents to prove it but rob and ricky are dumb as fuck for one and nasty little lying shit for the other

>> No.7106001

loving the shmup discussion

>> No.7106013

>>7105996
What the hek is wrong with shmup people why would an ill person need to lie? I'm more and more confounded by these threads, I just play some games of mushihimesama, deathsmilus and so on, why can't things be simpler, what the hek man, get out of these discords.

>> No.7106056

>>7106013
Shmup meta/drama is more amusing than actually discussing the boring games.

>> No.7106059

>>7106056
ricky was right about you cunts, holy shit.

>> No.7106084

>>7106059
yeah, no he banned talking about the games unless its in the RIGHT way...

>> No.7106119

>>7105374
Pedo with zero social skills (even online) who throws his life away for games and shitty jpop. Unfortunately he will never be Japanese.

>> No.7106125

>>7106119
Sounds like a big fat COPE to me chav.

>> No.7106130

>>7106119
>>7106125
not me mate.

>> No.7106142

How much of an egomaniac do you have to be to put an image of yourself on your stream layout instead of a cam?

>> No.7106525

THE

ILLNESS

IS

FAKE!