/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7089774
>no legs

>>7089807
She so has legs.

>>7089807
>>7089812
That's only in the NA version.

>>7089805

>>7089886
What's with the boobs.

My Selphie isn't supposed to have boobs.

>>7089774

Maria Renard
Alis Landale from Phantasy Star
DJ Mary/Kurumi from Pokemon G/S
Also, any girl from Policenauts.

>>7089950
>>7089886
>>7089774
std tier

>>7089828
>>7089818
>le XD

literally any human cisfemale and a few nonhuman ones

really what are you asking here

>>7090060
Post /vr/ girls you would fuck in a heartbeat. Why are you trying to make it anything more?

>>7089774
Obviously:
Any femme from Pachinko Sexy Reaction

Best part, she's already loosened up a bit

>>7090167
pedos get the bullet

>>7089774

>>7090483
>Tenchu 2
>Retro Games
Fuck, I am old.

>>7089774
I like to think that the Bombchu Girl is Cia in disguise, if only because of a slight physical similarity. Majora's Mask was the only canon mention of a "Goddess if Time" in pure narration text, but it's a title they called Cia by in Hyrule Warriors.

>>7090134
Is it worth learning shit like pachinko or mahjong to play all these old based coomer salarymen games?

>>7090553
I'm learning moonrunes for old coomer games.

>>7089972

>>7090553
Not much
they're only talk about clothes and how sexy you are/i'm your next opponent and other shit like this

>>7090603
>tfw no anaglyph glasses
Brb looking for a vr viewer for anaglyph that splits the image and show to each eye without the weird colors.

In a heartbeat

>>7090614
Just use retro arch to emulate VB in 2D and set the colors to whatever you want.

>>7090603
ooo

>>7090615
My rule34 of choice when I was 11

Why yes, my name is Pierce Brosnan, how did you know?

>>7090618
I don't understand
t. brainlet

What I was imagining was something like an anaglyph splitter that takes one anaglyph image and outputs two black and white (assuming it's not color-anaglyph) pictures, but at the same time, it's on VR, so the split images go to their respective eyes. So you get the 3d effect without the weird anaglyph colors. Is there such a thing?

Did not play the games, want in.

daphne's fine too but her stepmom isn't worth it

>>7090603
Unfff

>>7090630
based Architect

>>7089805
>girl

>>7090553
Pachinko is just push the thing to the left, credit feed and wait for tits. Learning mahjong is another story entirely, but it is a new gaming experience that's not the typical kind of game, so I enjoy it.

>>7089812
Even better

>>7089807
>>7089812
Even better.

>>7090615
Surprised it took you guys this long.

>>7090658
Hey eyebrows make her look angry or evil.

>>7090050
She's only 10 you sick fuck.

>when you scare the little girl and she pees

first vidya boner

>>7092295
Yes, and?

for me, it's amy rose.

You niggas are SLACKING

>>7092383
Good taste.

>>7092325
Go find the nearest tall building and jump off of it head first.

>>7092295
nice

>>7092297
Anon, are we gonna have to have a "The Talk" about spraying your Golden Shower fetish all over 4chan again?

>>7092447
it's more of a humiliation and bullying fetish, anon

>>7092420
VERY good choice.

>>7092378
oh yes

the fact that she's your sister only makes it better

>>7090643
Virtual Desktop can do that iirc

I guess Lulu from FFX is retro now so her

>>7089774

>>7092727
That dress would be so damn heavy.

The MegaMan Legends quiz lady

>>7092727
Not retro

>>7093074
It is, old man.

>>7093093
Reminder that you do it for free.

>>7089774
My wife is a fine wine

>>7092780
Meow taste

>>7089774
I love redheads, spunk, and white dresses

I mean, my gf is all of those, so I technically already do

>>7092383
I've had my share of broads but never one quite this bimbo. Looks fun.

>>7089774
Chick from The Guardian Legend manly so I can say I fucked a spaceship.

>>7092429
What a fuddy duddy!

Get with the times grandpa, girls hit puberty by age 5-9!

>>7092760
yeah :)

>>7089774

>>7093663
>GF is from a race known to be aggressive until a nut hits their face...

>>7093663
>>7093667
>in this episode of /vr/troopers, we discover why Anon is routinely banned from state parks and nature preserves, and has recently received a letter preemptively informing him of his persona non grata status at a variety of royal gardens across the pond

>>7093637
This girl is probably all sorts of problems, but holy fuck would rawdog and ask questions later.

>>7090630
>have sex incel

>>7090618
fuck zoomerarch

>>7090643
vbjin lets you disable one eye

though I have such glasses, unfortunate mine are green and red, rather than blue and red :(

but at least they are costly


but fuck zoomerarch

>>7093797
Why would she have problems anon?

I don't stop at "would".

>>7089774
giga stacy

yuko from valis

>>7089774

>>7090661
Best Eve ever

And I wouldn't stop until she was carrying my child.

>>7089812
>>7095164
based

>>7094737
How do you do, fellow man of culture?

Im sure im not the only one

>>7095330
AW YA

>>7095187
You'd think I'd post her on boards that aren't blue, and yet here we are.

>>7093938
>cosplayer
>british
>short dyed hair and tends to go dress as dubiously young characters from games before her time
I'll take one false rape charge with a side of self harm and OD scares, to go please. Still wood, though.

I wanna do things to roll you wouldn’t believe

>>7095187
>have small chested, teenage-looking girlfriend
>want titty monster action again so badly, if only once in while
Testosterone is a curse. I'll never be happy.

>>7094985
Gross. No.
>those tats and makeup
>tells you about her sexual history as you go through her house
I think I grew a wart just looking at her.

>>7095857

like blowing raspberries on tummy?

>>7095868
Get her pregnant twice?

>>7095868
Me but that’s my wife

>>7095886
And that’s the plan

>>7095149
would fruitfully multiply with

First vidya crush I can recall, too.

>>7095330
I didn't know it was ok to be furry in this board. Nice to see Krystal here.

>>7095187
>>7095164
Who are they?

>>7089774
mommy

>>7096331
Based and bimbopilled

>>7096301
Krystal is OG so it's only OK in this instance.

>>7096301
Natsune from Lakers and Fio from Metal Slug

>>7096348
desu i'm not into bimbos usually but ps1-era tawna makes me go ape

for the succ

>>7096160
Same

>>7096356
Nice, thank you Anon.

>>7096616
Not him but you're welcome.

>>7093108
Are you getting paid, buddy?

how about some Valentina?

>>7095868
It's nice showering with her and just getting two handfuls of titty.

Tao from Shining Force

>>7095271
>sticking your dick in crazy

>>7094876
>>7092378
>>7089774
Patricians

masturbating to video game characters isn't retro

>>7089774
Hit it hot and dirty.

>>7097213
Masturbating to video game characters is 90% of this userbase's childhood (and adulthood)

It's the most retro thing possible, or did you not see how many game mags sold games using sex as the primary ad type?

>>7097213
do you have any idea how many 12 year old cooms i dumped in my mom's toilet over sf3 chun li's thighs as a kid

>>7097112

>>7097483
does it count as pedo if you were 12 when u beat off to sarah from oot

>>7097483
like does it count as pedo if you were 12 cooming to sarah/malon/zelda

>>7089774

>>7089805
>>7090167
>>7090458
>>7092361
>>7092378
>>7095857
>>7097528
Good taste.

Pic related is my GOAT.

>>7096421
Her song in DKC1 is SO late 70s-early-80s pornographic scene in a F-list movie.

>>7096616
There's a variety in her game.

>>7092582
Which one?>>7093112
Your wife's thighs scare me.
>>7092760
>tfw Dixie will never suckle your banana

>>7097629
>Your wife's thighs scare me.
yes

>>7097640
Would legs that thick and enormous make missionary uncomfortable, though? You could always do her from the back, but still.

>>7097656
not him but i could nut just rubbing my dick on the muscles of her inner thigh

>>7097656
I hope you have sex one day

>>7097701
I hope you're able to pass one day.

>>7097701
>>7097704
I see these posts all the time on /vr/. Where are you people coming from?

>>7097656
No, not at all. No matter how strong she is, women are pretty soft.

>>7089774

>>7097701
you too ^_^

>>7089938
Blame Incise-Soul, he likes busty girls

>>7092760
Pedophile

>>7097213
I was around 11 when I beat my meat to Taki's big tits and textured nipples in Soul Edge, fuck you

>>7097112

>>7097492
Not actually, what do you think "playing doctor" means? Kids are curious, and some go beyond it, I did it when my cousin

Would breed Galerians with her

>>7095876
*presses F9*
"Heh heh"

>>7097920
Story?

>>7098013
I want to sniff her ass sweat.

>>7097112
I prefer the princess m'self, but not bad.

>>7089972
A picture of my EYES!?

>>7098002

>>7098131
Classic.
>>7098161
I...see.

>>7097908
"Cum to me, my Einherjar"

Is she /vr/ yet?

>>7095330

>>7098435
No idea who this is, but I hope she never will be.

>>7098450
Really? Well whatever, man.

>>7098514
Sorry, man. People look at me funny for being so accepting of furries, but that’s because I hail from the early days of the internet when people mostly kept to their own circles and didn’t so much judge other people’s weird kinks. But for some reason I draw the line at scalies.

>>7098002
Basically whenI was a kid my cousin and I were close, I dunno which one of us started it. But we started to touch each other, she jerked me off and I sucked off her tits. We were around 11-12 at the time. It was the first time we did stuff like this. I know it was wrong but we were horny kids. When I told this to a friend, they weren't shocked, and recalled how many guys and girls have their first time with a cousin. In retrospective it is kind of surreal, but always a reminder that kids are not innocent

>>7098807
My cousins to this day still want me to fuck them. I'm 37, and no I never did.

>>7098809
While you never fucked your cousins, there you go. There's proof to support my argument. Humans are weird

>>7098807
Damn. Lucky dog.
>>7098809
Fag.

>>7098613
I kinda think it’s the opposite for most people. Zoomies are okay with furries because they’re used to them. Oldfags hate furries because they were uses to everyone keeping their kinks to themselves, then in like 2006 furries would not shit the fuck up for years

>>7098825
I guess so, anyways, back on topic. Loved Regina

>>7090603
How did they get away with this?

>>7098829
>furries would not shit the fuck up for years
the only time this was ever true was when bronies were first a thing, which had just as many edgy weebs in the fanbase anyway. the rest of the time it's just people projecting about muh incorrect kind of degeneracy

>>7099084
>incorrect kind of degeneracy
This. I can't even begin to tell you the level of out there shit I've seen from people who dare to scoff at vanilla furry shit.

>>7099582
dumbass identity politics is what it is. it's really not hard to just jack off to anthro AND anime ladies, but no

back in the 90s literally nobody bothered with such arbitrary distinctions

>>7089805
Fpbp

>>7089774

>>7099605
Yeah. You can blame deconstructionists for teaching a generation that objectivity is a form of oppression and that all that matters is gaining power for your faction. I just wanna hold hands with a cute kobold girl but i'll be damned if some literal pedo diapershitters are gonna shame me for it.

>>7089774

>>7099751
I still can't believe it took over a decade to get decent porn of her (using the reboot model, but still). I think there was some by an old star named Karen Lancaume, but that leaned a little too far into parody for my tastes.

>like a character from more than 15 years ago
>still basically 0 porn
>decent sfw art just as few
Existence is pain.

>>7099917
It's her own fault for having one of the least searchable names ever.

Aww sweet, nobody claimed Joanna Dark.

>>7092420
underrated desu
nice 420 get

>>7100334
was considering it, but
pic related instead

>>7095846
>false rape
If they are pretty, they have high self esteem, if they have high self esteem, they end up assuming everyone is trying to rape them.
>self harm
hot
>od scares
Awesome people do this. And you can keep her around by fueling her with drugs.

I mean, what do you want to date? Some ugly karen? She's perfectly sane, but in an insane world however. Can you stand her either?


I also like Yuffie.

>>7089774

>>7100594
>girl

>>7100550
Good taste

>>7100550
False rape charges can have you winding up on the convicted sex offender registry, Anon. Speaking as someone who had a relative that actually happened to, it'd more merciful at that point for them to just take you out to the back of the courthouse and put one right between your eyeballs then and there. From that point on, it's ogre.

>>7100594
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

OHHHH FUCCKKKK!

>>7094841
Sumire bro based

That redhead from fallout 3, moira
Peak tomboy imo

>>7095857
Capcom knows

>>7100629
Most rape charges are thrown out as there is no evidence that it wasn't consentual. Stop falling for scare tactics of sjw's and the (((news))). It's making you ill.

They'd have to have it on video or get a confession. Or they'd have to hate who you were to begin with, of which is really why people go to the pin.

>>7102332
consensual rather

>>7100621
>sweating
>>hmm well I guess she's from a humid area and dresses that way for that reason
>the haze of her pit
Oh. That shit's gay. Anons into smells annoy the shit out of me.

She's the youngest and most full of life in FF7. That'd be what makes her fun even if she didn't dress immodest. Also ninjas were cool back then. People used to go "would you like to be an immortal vampire, OR A NINJA" and stuff like that.

It makes her more nostalgic. You'll be in HS playing ff7 and she acts the same way and is the same age of such hs students. All hyper and making mistakes.

>>7102332
it's not the (((((((((((((((((((((((jooz)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))), it's incels making virginity excuses for themselves

>>7102560
if you post on 4chan you should not be placing yourself within 100ft of any woman

>>7102569
not even your mom?

>>7099917
>he doesn't commission porn of his retro waifu
Be the change you want to see.

>>7102560
Incels are not real, redditoring newfaggot.


Use the word robot or shut the fuck up.

>>7102569
I met a girl in HS that used it and she was a solid 8/10 gothic girl. This was 2007ish of course.

Anyway.

>>7102802
of course they are. you're one of them.

point still stands anyway. incels revel in muh false rape charges as excuses

I kinda got a half dragon lady thing.

>>7102998
i always had a specific fantasy of her using two arms to pin my shoulders to my side and lift me up while she uses the other two to massage cock/balls

>>7102868
incel = can't settle for anyone

it's a redditor self shaming meme invented by /r/inceltears users as /r/incel were /r/inceltears users

they were disingenuous at the start while /r9k/ was a depression board of hermits at the start until invaded by incels

>>7103025
>t's a redditor self shaming meme invented by /r/inceltears users as /r/incel were /r/inceltears users
you realize this is a paradox right? maybe stop thinking about reddit for a second

>>7089774
i would fuck link (even if he wasn't dressed like that)

>>7103025
oh please tell me more about the minute-to-minute goings-on of reddit you non-redditor, non-incel, you

No love for Meryl?
>get to undress her by crawling in and out of the vent and watching her exercise
>one of the plot points of the game is that she shakes her ass a lot while walking
>get to see her only in her panties if you rush into the restroom after her
>get to make her embarrassed and blush by staring at her

I wasted a full day of playing trying to make a fake cheat about getting Meryl to take her clothes off, and I thought it was going to end up real given all the other secret ways to make her take clothes off that are actually in the game.

btw I don't want to hear any talk about the polycount or whatever this shit was near-lifelike to 9 year old me.

>>7103090
Well she's not as sexy looking as Sniper Wolf. She also has muscular arms. She comes off as too much of a bitch.

>>7103162
Sniper Wolf tries to murder you twice.
Meryl blushes and says cute things to you and flirts with you all the time, and she's not wearing a bra at any point and is only wearing pants half the time.

>>7099917
What character?

>>7095857
Oh, I believe them.
'Cause I want to them to her as well!

>>7096304
My negro. Palutena and Samus are the source of my green hair fetish.

>>7103173
>Sniper Wolf tries to murder you twice.
Sniper Wolf is my kind of woman.

>>7090475
Top fucking choice brother

>>7103575
eh

>>7103229
OwO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO53Pe290Sk

>>7103236
I like her green hair in OG, but Fusion Samus has the best hairstyle

>>7102332
>Speaking as someone who had a relative that actually happened to
>hurr hurr hurr itz TOTALLY a scare taktik, anon!
You have shit reading comprehension.

>>7100648
This

>>7103801
Agreed, and I wish they'd go back to using that look. Fucking Zero Mission ruined everything.

>>7101387
I'm high ooof myaass on ambien and I've ebbeen watching this fullscreen on loop baasting Italian prog in the background. It#s so besutifuld!

>>7103820
>anecdotal cherry picking mattering
You have sheep logic and are easily duped.

>>7102998
>I kinda got a half dragon lady thing.
I only know a half dragon lady, and it's Mink!
>>7103236
My Green Hair fetish has come from Eve Tokimatsuri

>>7103575
>you will never have your face buried under her big muscular brapper
>you will never inhale her protein farts
>you will never watch her gain 10lbs of muscle in 6 weeks on anavar

>>7094841
>>7101387
I'd choose either Kanna or Maria. They're the only good girls of the lot.

>>7089805
>haha i posted a little boy in a dress i'm the fucking comedy king
Kill your worthless self

>>7089886
Move it selfie stick, superior FF8 girl coming through

>>7103801
>that eye
Did Nomura work on Fusion?

>>7089774

UNF

bump

>>7101873
capcom enables it

>>7103946
THIS COOMBAIT SHIT IS GETTING OLD