/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7093867
Really? I thought it was based

>>7093867
>cringe
You're supposed to be +18 anon

>>7093867
>beat up dykes and homos
Pretty based to me op.

>>7093867
Memes aside, it's so far ahead as an action game other devs never caught up. Lots of dumb fun too, and Olivia is hot

How so

>>7093867
git gud scrub

God Hand triggers liberals on top of being an amazing, technical game with deep combat mechanics. It's a win win scenario.

Absolutely abhorrent taste, op.

>>7093867
Cringe is cringe. Acting like you're too cool to enjoy anything that isn't ironic or self serious just makes you look like a validation seeking faggot.

>>7093867
With a fresh hot take like that, you might just have the chops to be a video games journalist

>>7095548
>God Hand triggers liberals
I never thought I'd see anyone try to politicize God Hand.

>>7093867
Its based as FUCK, shit bait.

The ultimate pleb filter. Any one a fan of action games should like it. Truely one of those must plays. There will never be a game like it again.

I wish it was made for GC or Xbox 360 instead. I hate the shitty PS2 graphics

>>7093867

>>7097953
The game's compatible with GSM fwiw. I played through with forced 1080p output res through GSM and it looked pretty nice and there is always emulation ofc

>>7095548
>God Hand triggers liberals on top of being an amazing
If you want to cringe hard - The episode of the Cane and Rinse podcast dedicated to God Hand was fucking embarrassing. One of the panel members kept talking about how uncomfortable the game made him feel.

>>7093867
Sounds like someone lost his balls in the war.

Not OP, but I don't get the hype this game has.

What does it have to have a edge over any other button-mashing PS2 game exactly? What's the appeal besides the funny writing?

>>7098663
>button mashing
Based retard the focus of this game is precisely timed counter hits spacing and crowd control if youre so low iq you think action games are button mashers theres no point explaining its strengths to you since you wont comprehend them

>>7093867
Well whatta you expect from a clover/plat game? They're all cringey

>>7098663
You can fine-tune your moveset to be as flashy as you like.
It's vaguely FotNS because of how brutal a smackdown you can lay on foes.
The characters are completely goofy and unique.
It's as difficult as you want it to be, which is a huge deal for players that get tired of low skill ceilings.
The music is pretty good all around with a complete meme of an ending theme that's actually kino.
Poison chihuahua racing.
NG+ unlocks and playing through with all 110+ moves available.
Lengthy arena that gives you the absolute toughest challenges.
It enables video poker addiction.
You can piss off enemies and it actually changes how they fight you.
If this game was married DMC5 and given a few choice flow/movement, you would have the perfect high-skill action game.

>>7098698
That's better. I've heard about the difficulty system.

>>7093867

>>7098698
>a complete meme of an ending theme
DRAGON KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY

>>7093867
>cringe
I thought zoomers stuck to /v/

>>7099624
>I thought zoomers stuck to /v/
I'm a zoomer and I was here even before the rule change. I hate /v/.

>>7099624
>release date: September 14, 2006
This zoomer shit is not even retro

>>7098698
>meme of an ending theme
the tune is pretty much an arrange of mazinger z opening. gives the game a nice 70s anime feel.

>>7098663
the edge is that it just is a better literal game than most other action games including recent ones on new systems. the graphics, writing, voice acting, etc are all worse than a lot of other action games, but the actual gameplay just feels satisfying in a way that few others have matched.

>>7093867
OP is cringe
pure cringe

>>7095548
Triggers the libs
Owns the libs.

>>7098056
>The episode of the Cane and Rinse podcast

who? sounds like whiny dipshits to me

>>7093867
>hate x things
>keep bringing it up

>>7093867
It's as cringy as Aresident evil.

>>7093867
true. arcade bmups like final fight are way better.

>>7101138
You will never be a woman.

>>7101158
Nor would I want to be. I'm fine with being a man.

>>7101138
You know you just look deranged and autistic when you bring your obsession into threads that don't even have to do with that game right?