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7074104 No.7074104 [Reply] [Original]

Who is the worst shmup dev, Compile or UPL?

>> No.7074112

Your Games
Are All
The Same

>> No.7074136
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7074136

>Junis!!

>> No.7074140

>>7074104
UPL, though atomic robo kid is decent on turbografx

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>>7074104
>>7074136

>> No.7074209

>>7074104
>>7074136
lads, imagine the smelle

>> No.7074213

>>7074104
Milestone

>> No.7074309
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>>7074104
what's wrong with compile?
I like compile and hudson never tried anything by upl

>> No.7074315

>>7074309
I like Hudson. The one decent game by cumpile was co-developed with them.

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>>7074104
Neither. UPL was based for making Omega Fighter and Compile was based for giving birth to Raizing.

>> No.7074593

>>7074585
>and Compile was based for becoming something other than Compile
bit of a backhanded compliment innit

>> No.7074669

>>7074104
Poopa

>> No.7074673

>>7074112
Just like fps.

>> No.7074679 [DELETED] 

>>7074673
And JRPGs

>> No.7074684

>>7074104
ZUN but UPL is trash too

>> No.7074686

>>7074679
And driving

>> No.7074771

>>7074686
And bing bing wahoo.

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>>7074104
Cave.

>> No.7074820

>>7074814
dude stfu

>> No.7074827

>>7074814
Capcom?

>> No.7074836

>>7074814
epic meme FTW

>> No.7074862

>>7074104
>>7074136
is this range murata?

>> No.7074959

>>7074862
Tsukasa Jun. Range Murata did Matrimelee.

>> No.7074965

>>7074827
>he doesn't like Area 88

Get out

>> No.7074969

>>7074814
Based, fuck Cave.

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>>7074969
Fuck you too buddy

>> No.7074998

>>7074136
She has a perfectly round face, very cute

>> No.7075029

>>7074959
thanks

>> No.7075267

What game are you grinding? What's your score?

>> No.7075281

>>7074969
DUDE stfu!!

>> No.7075302 [DELETED] 

>>7074827
go play gun.smoke

>> No.7076076

>>7074104
>>7074136
is that her butt??????????

>> No.7076081

>>7074104
>>7074136
wipe your fingers between those cracks and give it a whiff.

>> No.7076223

>>7074814
Based.

>> No.7076230

>>7074309
their games never fucking end. it's like every compile game is Truxton II.

>> No.7076658

>>7076230
why would you want the fun to end??

>> No.7076742

I don't understand why the posters and jannies have the shmup generals on this board instead of /vg/?

It's weird since I've seen far more edge cases moved from /v/ to there.

>> No.7076761 [DELETED] 

>>7076742
/vg/ is way too fast for a dead genre like shmups.

>> No.7076873

>>7074771
And FIFA

>> No.7076875

>>7074827
The fuck you say about U.N. Squadron?

>> No.7076889

>>7076742

I don't understand why the posters and jannies have the doom generals on this board instead of /vg/?

It's weird since I've seen far more edge cases moved from /v/ to there.

>> No.7076901

>>7076875
He best be shutting his mouth. You'll get fucked up talking shit about UN Squadron

>> No.7076905

>>7074104
>>7074136
Isn't she only 15?

>> No.7076921

>>7076905
Yep, ya got us. Fabricated female turned out to be an equally fabricated age. [jail cachunk.wav]

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>>7076873
if trannies had a team it'd be antififa

>> No.7077686

>>7076905
She says she's 12 in cutscene

>> No.7077706 [DELETED] 

>>7077686
if theres grass on the wicket lets play cricket

and if there isnt by the time you find out itll be too late anyway

>> No.7077742

>>7076905
Just imagine that she is from the future where even better nutrition causes children to hit puberty earlier.

>> No.7077803 [DELETED] 

where can i find guscord?

>> No.7077812

>>7077803
Don't bother those people don't even like shmups. They just like scoreboards and ecelebrity and shmups forum. Stay away.

>> No.7077824 [DELETED] 

>>7077812
ok thanks for the heads up.

>> No.7077830

>>7077803
Here you go: https://discord.gg/exYZ34uj

The stuff the other guy said about people "not liking shmups" is untrue btw.

>> No.7077849

>>7077812
>Don't bother those people don't even like shmups.
so it's just like /vr/?

>> No.7078006 [DELETED] 

>>7077830
i take a look and is not for me, thanks.

>> No.7078016

>>7078006
What was it like? Was i >>7077812 right?

>> No.7078017 [DELETED] 

>gus crying that 4chan threads used to be game discussion

>in dead shit genre with absolutely nothing new to say in over decade

back to dog gus.

>> No.7078026 [DELETED] 

>>7078016
just usual fare shmup community where the same old shit gets repeated ad infinitum and everyone pretends it's a revelation.

>> No.7078037

>>7078016
It's just cee dramaposting.

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>>7078037

>> No.7078042

>>7078026
You should expect repetition in any old genre community. The life blood of those is new people discovering all the classic stuff. You should move onto a newer genre if you don't want repetition.

>> No.7078048 [DELETED] 

>>7078042
>implying newer genres arent just rehash city

>> No.7078062

>>7078048
Who are you quoting?

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>>7078062
everybody who ever said it.

>> No.7078092

>>7078017
>>gus crying that 4chan threads used to be game discussion
kek I like Gus but that is clearly a lie. That said, we did at least have more game discussion than this pretty sure ricky was sparking most of the discussion, which is why it completely flatlined after he left to ceecord and now guscord

>> No.7078098 [DELETED] 

>>7078092
Gus thinks cee turned it into gossip culture when cee and kraut cemented shmupg as legendary status and cee built a cord from it.

Gus huffs to much dog fart

>> No.7078103

>>7078098
sup chav.

>> No.7078107

>>7078098
>cee talking about himself
cope.

>> No.7078128 [DELETED] 

>>7078103
>>7078107
https://youtu.be/DksSPZTZES0

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chav is STILL merely pretending to seethe after getting btfo by based rick? sad!

>> No.7078218 [DELETED] 

>>7078098
you can tell this is chav talking about himself in the 3rd person because he doesn't know the difference between to/too/two

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>>7078218
>because he doesn't know the difference between to/too/two

Bait so i know when its rob replying.

>> No.7078246

>>7074104
Compile is great. Fuck you.

ZANAC is top-level shooting action on my NES.

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>>7078239

>> No.7078397

>>7074814
Cave are overrated, but they're not nearly as bad as Treasure is.

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>>7078397
Gradius V, Sin & Punishment and Bangai-O shit on anything presented by Cave.

>> No.7078442

I don't give a shit about any of this but keep posting more thicc anime asses, I know you have more

>> No.7078531

>>7074814
>irem

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>>7074104
Thank me later.

>> No.7078558

>>7078397
>>7078440
both of them have produced some of the best games in the genres they make games for, what the fuck

>> No.7078565
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Thank me later.

>> No.7078824

>>7077686
perfect

>> No.7078834
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7078836

Which shmup has the cutest anime grills?

>> No.7078929

>>7078836
Deathsmiles?

>> No.7078996 [DELETED] 

>>7078929
Not only is it not retro, but it's a shitty ripoff of Cotton.

>> No.7079004

>>7078836
>shmup
more like simp

>> No.7079013
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>>7078996
It's an excellent ripoff and your jealous.

>> No.7079023

>>7074104
>>7074136
SNIIIIIFFFFF
>>7074669
‘Booba’ is the first nu-4chan meme I’ve approved of in years. Here’s to ‘poopa’ taking off as well!
>>7075302
Not him, but Gunsmoke is a good game.

>> No.7079026

>>7078565
You’re the hero the we need but don’t deserve.
>>7078834
>pits
Game?
>>7078836
She looks like the girl from Dance in the Vampire Bund.

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>>7079026
The girl in that one is 389 years older.

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>>7079026
phelios
namco artists had a bondage kick in the 80s

>> No.7079072

>>7079065
Thanks.

>> No.7079113

>>7078836
>use sex appeal to attract players
>you play as a tiny pixel ship

>> No.7079118

>>7079113
heh she's only 11 years old. nobody would be attracted to that.

>> No.7079140
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7079140

Anyone here play the Castle Shikigami series? The first game on steam is unfortunately fugly (they messed up the filters and the characters look like mud) but for what it's worth I think the game itself is pretty neat and interesting. I like games that have characters with very different movesets/playstyles, which the Shikigami games do for me. I also really like that it's so boss-heavy.

The game is really hard though. I usually have to die on stage 2 when those asshole soldiers start rushing the screen laying mines (unless I use a bomb). I tend to play as Kotaro (pic related), and sometimes the miko.

>> No.7079163

>>7079140
I've played Shikigami no Shiro II on the DC. It wasn't bad, but it was no Ikaruga.

>> No.7079175

>>7074104
Brehs... what does her b*tthole smell like?

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>>7079118
>nobody would be attracted to that.

>> No.7079332 [DELETED] 

>>7078378
>2 bottles of hand cleaner
>3 watches
OCD

>calvin klein
rampant homosexual

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>>7078378
why first and last one different times? is one set to MUH JAPON time?

>> No.7079383

>>7078558
Radiant Silvergun and Ikaruga are fucking trash. At least Cave's games aren't actively retarded in their design.

>> No.7079404 [DELETED] 

>>7079383
>At least Cave's games aren't actively retarded in their design.


>pushing hardware so far sprites disappear
>slowdown so bad it depends what shot your using
>super precise obtuse scoring systems, but RNG so you're always needing luck on top of perfect play,

Yeah, no they are actively retarded also.

>> No.7079409

>>7079404
Will take that over Treasure's games, that's for sure. At least they look nice.

>> No.7079416

If it weren't for Trashure, Konami could have saved the N64.

>> No.7079531

>>7078996
Deathsmiles is more retro than most of this board.

>> No.7079676 [DELETED] 

>>7079409
do they really though? some do but some are fuggo as fuck like mushi ultra mode, akai kraptana, espgaluda etc

>> No.7079815
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>>7078836
Ptheni from Trouble Witches is the cutest

>> No.7079859

>>7079404
Lol these stupid non points

>> No.7079871

>>7074104
Compile made puyo puyo which is better than any shmup

>> No.7079885 [DELETED] 

>>7079859
>being such a dumb fanboy

yeah right lol sprites disappearing, its just part of the game bro!

>> No.7079914

>>7079885
>sprite disappear
Prove this is common and a big deal and not just a trivial thing in one or two places.

>shot type and slow down
Get good, nothing wrong there.
>deep scoring
Poor baby :(

>> No.7079921

reminder that if it's not presented by cave, it shouldn't be presented at all.

>> No.7079930 [DELETED] 

>>7079914
haha this fucking COPE from retarded cave dorks, they sell you shit and you eat it up as if cave is some religion and you can't even read apparently as i never criticised the scoring being deep...

Pathetic.

>> No.7079939

>>7079930
u proved him right, I don't care for cave but those were weak cherry picks

>> No.7079951 [DELETED] 

>>7079939
they aren't if you understand them.... sprites disappearing even if rare is inexcusable, evidence of poor design, the slowdown implementation is by definition ATROCIOUS none of it is planned only cave fanboys pretend it is when actually its just cave using cheap shit hardware and taking what comes. GOOD game design doesn't need any slowdown at all, they'd just program in various bullet speeds, its jank as fuck and something cave drones just use to believe they are better than they are.

>> No.7079957

>>7079951
Minor technical issues are pretty unimportant in the grand scale of game design. You sound like you're criticising a fallen, decaying branch in order to dismiss one of the most beautiful forests ever seen.

>> No.7079960

>>7079951
>ok it's rare
Good admission
>slowdown is always inexcusable!
Cope and get good

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7079997

Best Compile game, I don't really love any others I can think of

>> No.7080154

>>7079118
Someone post the chart

>> No.7080174

CAVE is the best. Cope.

>> No.7080180

>>7074104
That butt is criminally soft. I require more forensic evidence.

>> No.7080638 [DELETED] 

>>7079957
>>7079960
this is why its a waste of time discussing with cave fags, you're the devout muslims of the gaming world, the good news is i dont need to argue either because cave are failing and the sales speak for themselves, people think they're shite

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>>7079960
>Cope and get good
but slowdown makes it easier for the most part

>> No.7080702 [DELETED] 

it's not even funny any more, this is just pathetic cee

sort your life out

>> No.7080703 [DELETED] 

>>7080702
back to base

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>pic: chav punching HOLE thru spictardo's jihad army

>> No.7080849 [DELETED] 

>>7080816
death to kaffir jarpigs and fuck nintendogs

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7081281

do you know that cee is a pedo?
just look at how he prefers to post here than on the other shmup thread

>> No.7081289

>>7081281
To be fair the artist himself is a pedo and a coomer.

>> No.7081321
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Heed the call to prayer my children. Inshallah, it is time to hear the words of the prophet.

I read to you now from the 25,000 verses of Spictardo, peace and blessings be upon his name, to guide us in our holy struggle against the kaffir, the infidel, the nintendog. Listen and hear the word of the prophet...

"But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Nintendog wherever ye find them, and annoy them, beleaguer them with alts, and lie in wait for them in every disguise; but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice streams, then open the way for them: for Tardo is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful."

"Muster against the jarpig all the men and 'women' at your disposal so that you can strike terror into the enemies of Allumer and of the Nintendog you do not know of, though Allumer knows them."

"Fight those who believe not in Allumer or the Prophet, nor hold that forbidden off-topic which has been forbidden by Allumer and His Messenger Spictardo, nor acknowledge the 25,000 verses of Truth, from among the People of Guscord, until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission and are subdued."

Inshallah my brothers.

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Was he /ourguy/?

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>>7081321
sir, please take your medication

>> No.7081532

>>7079026
DitVB? Queen Maria. Greatest manga.

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>>7081281
back to base slanderous tranny y onions

>>7081321

>> No.7082030

>>7074136
now that was good old fanservice

>> No.7082038 [DELETED] 

HAHAHAH fuck me lads, ATTENTION TO ALL DIVISIONS, GUSCORD, SHMUPG,JAYCORD, our boy markmsx doing collabs for promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiQlpkCcjtw

>> No.7082070

>>7080638
>sales determine if something is good or not
Wow, guess Call of Duty is the best game of all time.

>> No.7082095

>>7082070
Cave killed the competition using pure spectacle and time sink mechanics. Then fell apart when it couldn't innovate. Cave killed shmups and that's a funny thing!

>> No.7082121 [DELETED] 

>>7082070
chess,go,darts, backgammon all been popular and still going for hundreds of years, your vidya shit wont even be remembered or played in just 10 from now.

>> No.7082132

>>7081461
As correct today as he was back then. Painfully so. I used to be that type of gamer, but now I'm getting so old I realize I don't have time to waste on long ass games that I could spend bettering myself.

>> No.7082136 [DELETED] 

>>7082132
>I could spend bettering myself.
do you mean this for real or just "so i play shmups instead"?

>> No.7082172

>>7082136
I mean for real. There's a good chance I'm older than anyone in this thread, yet every day I feel like I have nothing to show for my life. I've always heard that it's never too late to start a good habit or learn something, but it's only in the last couple of years I've realized how badly I need to get my act together and take that advice to heart.

>> No.7082185

>>7074104
treasure, konami

>> No.7082208

>>7081461
The more depressed I've become, the less I've wanted to play RPGs. I need the right mood to want to play them, and it's hard to focus with a bad mood. It's not like I hate them, they're fun when I actually do play, but I end up just playing action focused games since I can just put them down when I'm tired.

>> No.7082209

>>7082172
>yet every day I feel like I have nothing to show for my life.
So? People who have something to show generally acquired it unconsciously, without thinking about life in a meta way like you are doing, and started at young ages. To think this unnatural attempt at self-correction is more important than just having fun, is misguided. But you canstill do improvement stuff, just only if it makes you happier.

>> No.7082240

>>7082209
The fact someone is self reflecting makes you cope and give bad advice.

>it'll happen naturally just live unconsciously and seek fun
Loser brain

>> No.7082336

His self-reflection only comes from a nagging feeling. Either he's not keeping in good health or not embracing variety as the spice of life. If he sorts those he'll be happy again. Self reflection can't change your genetics and breeding, it's a cope to think otherwise, and a misdiagnosis of that nagging feeling.

>> No.7082378

>>7082336
you should ask what's wrong with him before making up psycho babble diagnoses. Could be he need better goal and better health, because getting points in games is not enough

>> No.7082441

>>7082336
>nazi racial theory
>>>/pol/

>> No.7082448

>>7082209
>People who have something to show generally acquired it unconsciously, without thinking about life in a meta way like you are doing, and started at young ages.
You don’t think I know that? I’ve wasted decades of my life just “having fun”. But I’ve never gone anywhere, never traveled, never even lived outside my hometown. I’ve never fallen in love and I’ve never done anything to make myself worthy or useful to anyone. My own father encouraged me to read books and to study outside of school, and when I died I was still a loser. And now I’m just tired of being a loser. I’m becoming and more self critical of my habits and the stupid things I waste my time on. It’s depressing, but I hope in the long run that being hard on myself turns out to be a good thing.
>>7082336
>His self-reflection only comes from a nagging feeling. Either he's not keeping in good health or not embracing variety as the spice of life.
You’re not wrong, but you’re making it sound as if, because I didn’t win the genetic lottery and inherited natural talent/good looks/aptitude to learn skills, that I can’t make anything of my life. I have to disagree, because the moment I resign myself to believing it’s too late (even though I wasted my youth), I’m done for. No point in living for simply my own self-gratification, I want to mean something to somebody.

>> No.7082469 [DELETED] 

Hey rick DIS GUY was thinking.... rather than these faggotron magnet hives like Guscord for tranny y onions and one retard genre how about building and encouraging a community for ALL arcade gaming? it would be pretty sick to get ppl to branch out into trying diff games and having challenges etc, it would also help with the stagnation issue with rules insisting on one topic.... plus we all need to have some FUN with the super hang on expert challenge, who's IN?

>>7082172
take the buddhist, taoist pill, learn that happiness comes from practicing being happy where as all happiness dependent on things, people and stuff always sooner or later turns to suffering when your thirst for indulgent feelings outweighs your tolerance and you crave more and more until it becomes unattainable.

everyone else here is just pea brain westie thinkers who don't even know why they think the way they do.

>>7082336
>>7082448
im talented as fuck, it brings NO lasting happiness, only the same cycle a drug brings.

>> No.7082480 [DELETED] 

>>7082448
>but I hope in the long run that being hard on myself turns out to be a good thing.


also no this doesn't, it's a perfectionist trait that leads only to misery, shame, frustration, strive for excellence but not perfection.

stop comparing and build YOUR life not one you think measures up to others, you can do anything, christ im ill as fuck and still managed to take up darts even though im in amazing discomfort doing it and got my first 180 in 3 months, set goals etc but fix that inner self first, read some dao, dharma, some anecdotes then build from there.

>> No.7082728

It got real deep and philosophical in here all of the sudden. Are shmup threads always this way?

>> No.7082754

>>7082095
>Cave killed the competition using pure spectacle and time sink mechanics. Then fell apart when it couldn't innovate. Cave killed shmups and that's a funny thing!
it's possible Cave is the worst developer, far worse than Compile

>> No.7082765 [DELETED] 

>>7082728
only when they're covered in ceemen.

>> No.7082768 [DELETED] 

>>7082754
only cave drones will defend getting robbed 1.5k for shit hardware worth 20 quid, compressed sound and piss in a can

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>>7077830
seems dead to be fair

>>7079871
so true
puyo outlasting every cave shmup

>> No.7082880 [DELETED] 

>>7082728
chav just loves to preach and parrot all the opinions he's downloaded (whilst never applying any of it to himself)

>> No.7082902 [DELETED] 

>>7082880
t.rob

im a beginner, never stated otherwise, one can share and demonstrate the validity of argument without being a walking example, did albert camus push a rock up a hill?

do you understand rob?

>> No.7082996

go back to /shmupg/ namefags this is a shmup thread

>> No.7083089

Time to see how gay you all are.
https://www.strawpoll.me/24004890

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>>7082448
>when I died

>> No.7083126

>>7083110

What?

>> No.7083134

>>7083126
This thread is filled with ghosts.

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gus's dcord 100% dead and dull | marks dcord good and active {} what's his secret? is it a more chill environment where people can talk and be themselves?

>>7079997
how about zanac neo ?

>> No.7083175

>>7083134

It's ok to be a ghost.

>> No.7083471 [DELETED] 

>>7083171
link to guscord?

>> No.7083508

Look at these >>7082336 (you)s I got telling me I'm wrong and don't know how to psychoanalyse and when the guy himself >>7082448 admits I hit the mark and someone who already knows how his mindset goes >>7082480 weighed in to say it won't work.

Genius insight sure attracts resentful replies.

>> No.7083565 [DELETED] 

>>7083508
being hard on yourself is an established neurotic trait, no good comes of it, have standards, strive, all of that yes but do it with compassion for self.

>> No.7083656

>>7083471
https://discord.gg/u4j2dSNng8
For anyone that doesn't want to use Discord and still want to join, here's a pastebin for IRC and Matrix: https://pastebin.com/4ufgBBC0

Welcome back, Cee.

>> No.7083657 [DELETED] 

>>7083656
welcome back to what? if thats rick answer my idea about a proper arcade cord instead of tranny y onions shmups de mierda

>> No.7083710

>>7083656
What is matrix? Does it allow for anonymity or something?
>futari
Kinda sad knowing that gus is probably the only one that really posts there kek. I wasn't a big fan of futanari, but even I'd give it another shot if it ever got a good PC port.

>> No.7083716 [DELETED] 

>>7083710
>futari players are gus and rum

one sucks black dudes and fucks dogs the other is tranny

>> No.7083750

>>7083716
>nazi larping
>>>/pol/

>> No.7083756 [DELETED] 

>>7083750
>facts are now nazi

everything in that sentence is entirely accurate, retard.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQHqmPgw_80

>> No.7083787

>>7083756
>facts are now nazi
>now

>> No.7083813

>>7083756
>le tranny
>le race mixing
>>>/pol/

>> No.7083837 [DELETED] 

>>7083813
is this retard hour?

gus sucked off a black dancer and fucked a dog, rum is a russian trans

>> No.7083906

>>7083837
What does that have to do with shmups?

>> No.7083915

>>7083906
I dunno anon, what does your neurotic fear of nazi ghosts have to do with shmups?

>> No.7083917 [DELETED] 

Cee's illness https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/munchausen-syndrome#1

>> No.7083919

>>7083915
You're the one shitting the thread up with drama and gossip.

>> No.7083923

>>7083919
uhhh I know you are but what am I?

>> No.7083926

>>7083917
I know this is a real thing, but the explanation in the article sounds hilariously like a doctor trying to cope with his inability to diagnose a patient.

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>>7083906
>What does that have to do with shmups?
fucking everything when 90% of the players are also dick suckers and trannies

>> No.7083936 [DELETED] 

>>7083917
only I have real diagnosis so no it isn't.

>> No.7083941 [DELETED] 

>>7083926
yeah this happens a lot, i know a case of a guy diagnosed as somatoform disorder who actually had addisons undiagnosed and almost died.

>> No.7083946

>>7083935
>muh degeneracy!!!

>> No.7083948 [DELETED] 

>>7083946
t. mirror tugging self loathing scum filth shitter

Im sorry you hate yourself

>> No.7083961

>>7083948
>ad hominem
Not an argument.

>> No.7083971 [DELETED] 

>>7083961
factual statements dont need arguments.

>> No.7084048

>>7082480
>cherry pick some dao, dharma, some anecdotes then build from there.
spotted a poser here

>> No.7084061

>>7083716
>>7083935
That's more an indictment of those who play for score than it is for those who play shmups generally.

Just like how speedrunners aren't indicative of the fanbases of the games they run.

>> No.7084069 [DELETED] 

>>7084061
what's the point of playing tranmaku if you aren't going for score? that's what they're designed for.

>> No.7084070

>>7084069
I can't speak for that anon but tbqh I'm having a hard enough time just trying to survive in them.

>> No.7084086

>>7084069
There are exceptions where scoring is integrated into the survival or just very fun itself regardless of how high you place, but that has no bearing on what I said.

>> No.7084154 [DELETED] 

>>7079416
>If it weren't for Trashure, Konami could have saved the N64.
How so? Did they keep Konami from releasing Gradius 4 on the N64?

>> No.7084170

>>7082480
>also no this doesn't, it's a perfectionist trait that leads only to misery, shame, frustration, strive for excellence but not perfection.

>stop comparing and build YOUR life not one you think measures up to others, you can do anything, christ im ill as fuck and still managed to take up darts even though im in amazing discomfort doing it and got my first 180 in 3 months, set goals etc but fix that inner self first, read some dao, dharma, some anecdotes then build from there.

I understand what you're saying, and I appreciate the advice. I certainly don't mean to compare myself to directly to others, because if I ever achieve success it won't look exactly like anyone else's. My life, my story.

That said, my only "talent", the only thing I really have going for me, is that I've been told that I can write. But I haven't nurtured my writing ability the way I ought to have; I'm always starting projects and never finishing them, and I have the motivation-killing bad habit of editing as I write, so that even my first drafts never really get finished. Worst of all, I don't read. When I was a kid I loved to get lost in a good book, but nowadays I find it's rare that I even finish anything I borrow from library. "Good writers read", or so the adage goes, and I don't. Still, story and character ideas come to me from time to time, and I'll spend hours daydreaming about them.

I really hate that this has become a blogpost, but I felt obligated to respond.
>>7083110
Embarrassing typo is embarrassing. I should have wrote "when he died", meaning my dad.

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>> No.7084297

>>7084170
Sorry lad, I shouldn't have joked when I kind of figured that's what you meant. And for what it's worth I feel exactly the same way you do in a similar situation. Maybe it's too late to "make it", but I can always work to improve things at the very least.

>> No.7084419 [DELETED] 

>schizophrenic nazi LARPs as a doctor

>> No.7084479

>>7074104

Why are there no SHMUPs that feature a woman such as the one in that image with sperm cells being blasted? Gaming has failed us, friends. None of the Cho Aniki games count. I'm talking Mr. Mosquito-ish, but on a smaller scale, with the lady being huge, yet recognizable. Full-on porn game, you squirt her with semen. Anyway hopefully some talented developer will think of this/has thought of this/anybody got any links like that?

>> No.7084483

>>7074104
Manfred Trenz

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>>7084479
>coomer posting
Get a life loser

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>>7084504

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>>7082209
>To think this unnatural attempt at self-correction is more important than just having fun, is misguided.
>just have fun bro, things will work out!
lol no.
and why can't shmupfags stay on topic and talk about shmups for 1 minute?

>> No.7084680

>>7084479
try search あきら小屋
here's one of their game https://store.steampowered.com/app/789740/Maidens_of_a_Hollow_Dream/

>> No.7084691

>>7084680

Wow, thanks anon

>> No.7084796

>>7074104
>>7074136
>>7078565
I-I just want to smell a cute girl's butt, lads. That's all.

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>>7084796
find a girl you like and show her your retro shmup 1ccs and high scores

>> No.7084839

>>7084479
Someone made a Flash game like this decades ago on Newgrounds.

>> No.7084847 [DELETED] 

>>7084796
Your answer most likely lies in something called prostitution.

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>>7084796
Why do that when you can just find a hot twink? [spoilers]However, be aware that their asshole will smell repulsive to you. Different kind of scent glands, and your monkey brain WILL know you're not smelling a woman's delicious box of crayons (because that's what a clean but sweaty woman's asshole smells like, so some of us dudes call it a box of crayons), but the pungent stank of another dude's buttpipe.[/spoiler]

>> No.7084850

>>7084796
Your answer most likely lies in something called prostitution. Godspeed, man of culture.

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>>7084796
Why do that when you can just find a hot twink? However, be aware that their asshole will smell repulsive to you. Different kind of scent glands, and your monkey brain WILL know you're not smelling a woman's delicious box of crayons (because that's what a clean but sweaty woman's asshole smells like, so some of us dudes call it a box of crayons), but the pungent stank of another dude's buttpipe.

>> No.7084891 [DELETED] 

>>7084850
I'm no liberal, but someone told me recently that Kamala Harris wants to legalize prostitution in America. Based (and the only hope for my virginity) if true.
>>7084857
>clean but sweaty women's buttholes smell like crayons
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>> No.7084897

>>7084891
They do. It's usually not as strong as a box of crayons, but it honestly depends on the girl.

>> No.7084979

>>7084897
this is quite possibly the weirdest way to low-key say "yeah i fuck"

>> No.7085009 [DELETED] 

>>7084640
>trad
More nazi /pol/ shit. Pathetic.

>> No.7085274 [DELETED] 

>>7084048
i read all of them and continue to study.

>>7084640
because shmups are boring and dead and i.qs above 100 seek deeper more meaningful conversation.

>>7084796
you dont, they smell of poo

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ONIONS

>> No.7085335 [DELETED] 

I find it funny that rick gets autistic about me talking about shikigamis on stream with EC and not the gay run when he never shuts up and didn't speak about the runs 90% of the time either, spanish dictators don't know how to let things flow and btw he's STILL talking about this on guscord yesterday.... LET IT GO RICK LET IT GO...

DIS GUY JUEJUEJUE WE LAFF AT JOOO

also make the guscord all arcades, its dead and shite just benig a second gang fest, Get the super hang on expert challenge going or you to S O Y?

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>>7085335
twinkle twinkle little shmup
how I wonder when you'll shut up

>> No.7085348 [DELETED] 

>>7085342
rik has cognitive dissonance, i literally can't believe he's STILL bringing up mishis run lmfao WAHHHH WE MUST TALK ABOUT THE RUUUUUUNNNNN CUS I WANNA TALKKKKK

what a silly little bitch lmao NO ONE CARES RICK, Y U CRYING? CUS NO LIMELIGHT FOR A MINUTE? AWWWWWW well you have guscord to be a star now so....

>> No.7085350

>>7084504
>stop masturbating and play for score
These unnatural practices are how even people on the borderline become trans/gay from shmups

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>guscord
>119 members
>machine gun boring shmup chat from less than 10 actives
>no one else talks at all


i-i-i-is t-t-t-this the revolution??

>> No.7085354

Get some help, Cee. This is sad.

>> No.7085357

>>7085354
Who is Cee?

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>>7085354
sad as rick in guscord STILL crying? jaja dis guy, its been OVER A WEEK RICK LET IT GO

>enter guscord

>WOT U PLAY?

the desperation....

>> No.7085362

>>7085359
Are you jealous of that discord or something? Is that why you're throwing a tantrum here?

>> No.7085363

>>7085354
the guy sperging out about drama and bullshit and ruining the thread. well known loser who got kicked out of the community.

>> No.7085364 [DELETED] 

>>7085362
>>7085363


BACK 2 BASE

>> No.7085368

>>7085364
take your meds

>> No.7085371

shmups isn't going to be an exciting social club like an esport...if you can't stand lots of silence and dry game talk then find a diff hobby

>>7084504
this is a good idea

>> No.7085374 [DELETED] 

>>7085368
No thank you the HRT is all yours.

>> No.7085375

Next time we should make a noob friendly encouraging thread and not focus on existing memes. And avoid any discussion of scoring unless essential. That way we can discourage all these discordtrannies from spewing their drama. And people can praise Cave as they rightfully should.

Speedrunning is gay. Playing for score is gay. Make /shmups/ great again

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>>7085375
>Speedrunning is gay. Playing for score is gay.
T. chadlene

>> No.7085379 [DELETED] 

>>7085375
it's just one guy throwing a tantrum and spamming the thread. it's his cope cause trump lost the election and he realized his hateful worldview is deeply unpopular.

>> No.7085382

>>7085375
scoring is a good excuse to replay a game you like indefinitely, nothing wrong with it

>> No.7085385

>>7085379
Either way he seems to be from your cord and the most visible representative.

>>7085382
At that point you should be trying fresh new games.

>> No.7085386

>>7085382
>speedrunning is a good excuse to replay a game you like indefinitely, nothing wrong with it!

>> No.7085397

>>7085385
you can have a main game you score and try others short term

>> No.7085410

come and watch my shmup pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTXYmWC5o5s

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>>7085352
Mostly dead on burger time, just like the ole /shmupg/
Still a better place though than talking here because lack of moderations
Also free of jarpigs, they can enter but eventually filtered away

>> No.7085430 [DELETED] 

>>7085417
>because lack of moderations

see rick?

MUHHH ON TOPIC HIVE

more like cuckcord

>> No.7085434 [DELETED] 

>>7085379
>cause trump lost the election
this is what dumb fucks actually believe....

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what's more fun and good,, mushi maniac or futari maniac?

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can you believe this guy was well known in the shmup community a few years ago, with several 1ccs and a high score in Battle Garegga?

>> No.7085457 [DELETED] 

>>7085447
original 1.01

>> No.7085462

>>7085457
>1.01 original
why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J37TewPJm4w ??
He says '' This is awesome fun. Really intense compared to 1.5, a lot of patterns are more difficult and there's a speed up for every bullet on top of that, with the scoring being more unforgiving as well. ''

>> No.7085481

>>7085452
I can't, cause you just made it up lol

>> No.7085484

>>7085481
>>7085452
isn't that Kamui T3?

>> No.7085487

>>7085434
ok now let's hold that thought until January 20th and see what you have to say then.

>> No.7085516

>>7084504
>stop downloading porn and play for score
>with a 2poo image
but 2poo is only good for the porn

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:)

>> No.7085894

>>7085452
This is why i used the speedrunning analogy, so people already in play-for-score bubble can see how much it destroys the game's world, and the gamer themselves.

>> No.7085897 [DELETED] 

>>7085487
it's legally not over its what im telling you.

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have you ever bought a shmup at full price? have ever bought a shmup at all?

>> No.7086462

>>7086454
dariusburst. i bought the triangle service collection when it was on sale.

fuck cave for overpricing their games so much and wondering why they don't sell, though.

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>>7086454
bought sin & punishment star successor when it was brand new

BASED treasure need to make shooting games great again

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Why does mark suck off zerOranger when it's just a poor man's Radiant Silvergun with a gay undertale coating?

>> No.7086485 [DELETED] 

>>7086462
stop being poor

>> No.7086489

>>7086485
i paid like 70$ for a shmup dude

>> No.7086505 [DELETED] 

>>7086481
Cavecucks are retarded, nothing new there.

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https://twitter.com/GreyWolfGamer1/status/1326700617998331904

>all this spastic jittering around in novice
do nintenfats REALLY??

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>those deeply unsatisfying bombs in mushy

>> No.7086556

>bombs as a secondary weapon
>bombs as a panic button
which one do you prefer? toaplan games definitely used them as secondary weapons.

>> No.7086558 [DELETED] 

if you bomb your score should reset to 0

>> No.7086562

only nigger lovers like generals

>> No.7086568 [DELETED] 

>>7086558
should also reset if your firing rate is too fast/consistent to filter autofireniggers.

>> No.7086570

>>7086568
ok yagawa

>> No.7086636

What are we playing today?

>> No.7086642 [DELETED] 

>>7086636
the same thing we play every day, laff at joo chav jajaja

>> No.7086661 [DELETED] 

>>7086636
Dolphin blue on me dreamcast.

>> No.7086690 [DELETED] 

>>7086661
was never ported.

>>7086642
DIS GUY

>> No.7086696 [DELETED] 

>Check guscord streams
>50% aren't shmups
>castsoyvania and some modern gay shit live

is this the revolution lads?

>> No.7086710

>>7086690
>he doesn't know

>> No.7086716

>>7086454

Einhander mofo. New sealed, in the actual 90s. Thats the only one I recall for certain.

>> No.7086824 [DELETED] 

>tfw watching rick in bed with his tranny gang roasting some guy thinking hes me

No idiots my account is dormant there lmfao

>> No.7086945 [DELETED] 

>>7086690
>was never ported.
It was the other day, lurk harder.

>> No.7086950 [DELETED] 

>>7086710
>>7086945
News to me... that's insane, how is the port? cus atmoiswave is a bit more pokey

>> No.7086958

>>7074104
why nobody told me that Samurai Aces is better than Gunbird

>> No.7086964 [DELETED] 

>>7086958
turbo force is better than either

>> No.7087090

>>7086964
I'm talking Psikyo shmups

>> No.7087101 [DELETED] 

>>7087090
that is psikyo. same designer, shin nakamura.

>> No.7087158 [DELETED] 

>guscord
>graphics chat banned
>music chat banned
>rick behaves like literal stalin
>PLEASE GUS BAN INFIDELS FOR ME
>is roasting and accusing some guy of being me lmfao whilst i'm lurking
>thinks im faking illness

ricardo you are legitimately dumb as a post and literally fucking scum, you are THE dork ever, and no my illness isn't fake you absolute fucking mong. I played a single game for the first time for 30 whole minutes, which i've tried to add to the evenings when its lesser not that i have to explain this to you, fucking scum.

BTW THAT GUYS NOT ME.

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Why do so many nonces love Cave?

>> No.7087169

>>7087158
>schizo posting
Why can't we discuss shmups?

>> No.7087175

>>7087158
well damn i guess if you say so :P

>> No.7087179 [DELETED] 

when will cee's parents send him to a psych ward?

>> No.7087189 [DELETED] 

>>7087175
I do

was fucking funny though, that guy deserves a medal for unintentionally exposing what guscord really is. A weird elite sausage fest where ricardo pretends hes in charge but isnt lmao, i may be ill but im not in discord pretending to be stalin then begging to the boss for favors cus you got triggered by WRONG DISCUSSION

lmfao rick you became the trannies..

>> No.7087191

nice shmup discussion

>> No.7087196 [DELETED] 

White supremacy is the ultimate cope.

>It's not my fault I'm a loser! It's...DA JOOS!
>I may have no accomplishments but at least I'm WHITE! MUH EUROPEAN HERITAGE!
>It's not my fault no reputable studies agree with me. The mainstream media is ran by DA JOOS!
>It's not my fault everyone thinks I'm a retard, I just know the TRUTH!

Just face it, you are not as smart as you think. You got manipulated into buying into white supremacy because you saw a few isolated stats and are too stupid to realize you need meta analysis and context to understand stats. You believe in pseudoscience because you're uneducated and desperately seeking a conspiracy theory that absolves you of any responsibility that you're a loser.

C O P E

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>>7087189
>i may be ill

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>>7087196
holy btfo

>> No.7087208

u noggers need to stfu and play damn game. stop arguing with shizos on the net.

also

you will never be a real woman........

>> No.7087224

>>7087196
Look man, I get it, I do... but it really is the jews.

>> No.7087246 [DELETED] 

>>7087196
Maybe, but jews are still annoying and I'd rather they not be in the same nation as me.

>> No.7087249

>>7087224
it's all making sense now...

>jajajaja we laff at jews
>jajajaja chav we laff, we laff at jews
>dis goy, dis goy we laff

>> No.7087253 [DELETED] 

This thread proves why you should not fall for using the ADLcord meme.

>> No.7087282

>>7087196
dangerously based.

>> No.7087417

>>7086454
Diadra empty on steam and later on ps4

>> No.7087425

>>7087101
cool, going to check it out someday, thanks

>> No.7087591

>>7087253
Yeah, instead you should be a neo nazi who fell for pseudoscience and memes.

>> No.7087605 [DELETED] 

>>7087591
Cee was one of the first to jump on board with moving to Trannycord instead of posting here, though.

>> No.7087742

>>7087196
This is a thread about virtual space ships and dodging bullets.

>> No.7087761

>>7086556
Panic buttons just feels so good. It's a huge skill test. Press it too liberally and you waste them, use it too conservativily and you die hording them.

There's no reason you can't have both secondary weapons and bombs like Gunbird 2

>> No.7087778

>>7087591
But being a nazi is cee's only good quality...

>> No.7087783
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>>7086556
I choose... BOTH

>> No.7087808 [DELETED] 

fuuuuuuck dolphin blue has a softlock on stage 3 with the unofficial dreamcast port

>> No.7087891 [DELETED] 

>>7087808
warez kiddies lose again

>> No.7087935

>>7087196
t. Written by someone who's life revolves around consuming media, enjoying children's hobbies and skimming wikipedia once a month for 5mins

>> No.7087942

>>7087935
t. Written by someone whose life revolves around /pol/.
>>7086556
Secondary weapon is more classic, so that.

>> No.7087953

>>7087942
Stick to what u know, weeb culture, porn and video toys for children.

>> No.7088004

Any recs for early 3D STGs? Something about that style I love

>> No.7088005

>>7088004
psyvariar

>> No.7088014 [DELETED] 

>>7088004
RayStorm
Xevious 3D/G
Tobe Polystars

>> No.7088113

>>7087935
>ad hominem
Not an argument.

>> No.7088173 [DELETED] 

>>7085379
>cause trump lost the election
He won if you only count the legal votes.

Fuck democommies for playing dirty.

>> No.7088196

>>7088173
>conspiracy theory said by a loser and literal neo nazis

Sad!

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I've spent so much time in the mall playing Strikers 1945, there's nothing like Psikyo shooters I tell ya.

>>7088173
COPE. Have you read the cases Trump brought to the state courts that flipped to Biden? His administration has fucking nothing to substantiate his claims. They have fuck all for proof let alone any concrete accusations of voter fraud. Now this is a gaming board, I suggest you leave.

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Whether trump wins or loses, China will inevitably buy out the Jewnited States and enslave all you tranny losers. Enjoy your freedums while they last, lmao.

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>>7088196
>>7088113
good goy parroting msm talking points, but this is a shmup thread.

>> No.7088262

>>7088246
what ever happened to that guy in pic related? He seems cool.

>> No.7088391

>from discord drama garbage to the fucking US politics
I thought this pseudogeneral can't get worse and yet here you are

>> No.7088416

>>7080816

sauce?

>> No.7088428

>>7088238
Nation-centrism is retarded. No matter which "nation" "wins", you will be exploited unless you have a billion dollars.

>> No.7088436

>>7074104
Cave

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>another shmup thread descends into shit flinging and TRANNIESS1!11

>> No.7088502

>>7088428
>>7088218
https://streamable.com/zqmnd7
**

>> No.7088514

>>7088502
cope

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why not play a retro bullet hell?

>> No.7088808 [DELETED] 

>>7087605
It was good for a whilst but then the cancer grew from with inside and his ego knows no bounds, and now he pretends to own guscord.

>> No.7088812 [DELETED] 

>>7087198
why doubt? what is it you're doubting exactly? yeah i totally gave up doing everything for 2 yrs bro just to larp for no benefit whatsoever and then faked all the paperwork which you even saw, quit your gaslighting rick just because you got burned.

>> No.7088816 [DELETED] 

>be sam/akagi "i hate all dictators and being told what to do"

>also sam/akagi "i love guscord where im told what to say and do"

????

guys an ex heroin addict btw.

>> No.7088825 [DELETED] 

>>7088218
Mate the cheating is obvious

>> No.7088830 [DELETED] 

>>7085379
>it's just one guy throwing a tantrum and spamming the thread. it's his cope cause trump lost the election and he realized his hateful worldview is deeply unpopular.
daily reminder this is Akagi/sam who is an ex-heroin addict, really makes you think.... trannies, soys, druggies, tin horn dictator... is this ricks BIG revolution?

>> No.7088835

>>7088816
>>7088830
>ex heroin addict
Respectable, not easy to shake off an addiction and get your life in order. Why are you shaming the guy for it, don't believe in redemption or self improvement?

>> No.7088837 [DELETED] 

>>7088835
>respectable
No.

Nice try though.

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>>7088835
>and get your life in order.
>shut in on vidya

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>>7088816
>>7088816
imo let everyone do what they want it's not your biz if someone fucks a dog

>> No.7088841

>>7088838
You spent a good chunk of your life being an unemployed score grinder cee, hardly a good example

>> No.7088842 [DELETED] 

>>7088841
fake news

>> No.7088845 [DELETED] 

Should discussing graphics be banned from vidya discussions?

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>>7088839
Why am i sure that's a real sam quote?

>> No.7088850 [DELETED] 

>>7088841
>unemployed
but never claimed a single penny, really makes you think... plus i was working on juggling everyday up until i got ill.

>> No.7088857

>>7088850
So you earned money juggling or got mommy and daddy to support your faggot ass?

>> No.7088858 [DELETED] 

>>7088857
I've saved a TON from working nights for years living like a monk before and have some investments.

>> No.7088859

>>7088858
All that only to waste your time on clown tricks and be a childless genetic dead end

>> No.7088862 [DELETED] 

>>7088859
You spoke but you didnt say anything.

>> No.7088864 [DELETED] 

Cee is a literal manchild

>> No.7088865 [DELETED] 

What's cees fav game?

>> No.7088870 [DELETED] 

>>7088865
life

>>7088864
Welcome to guscord where 30 somethings BAN graphics and sound chat so they can feel more HARDCORE whilst they obsess over tiny details of old video games scoring and repeat them ad infinitum from the bedroom under a tin horn dictator who pretends he owns this discord even though he doesn't.

now THAT'S adulthood.

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*risitas laugh*

Rick exposed.

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Rick why you so emotional that you gotta start lying?

I haven't spread anything on Gus, i;m not suicidal and never have been and finally you pretend to run a discord and cry to Gus when you don't like it EXACTLY like GDQ trannies and obsess over old silly games with ex addicts, trannies and the dregs of society, what a WINNER you are lmfao

>> No.7088909

another great thread, good job lads

>> No.7088915 [DELETED] 

>>7088909
least you can discuss graphics here

>> No.7088921

>>7088748
yes very good choice!

>> No.7088926 [DELETED] 

whats the story with dolphin blue?

>> No.7088936

>>7088926
give it a try and see

>> No.7088940 [DELETED] 

>>7088936
what's the story though? how did it come to be in 2020

>> No.7089015

I'll say it again, the only hope for shmups on /vr/ is to ignore those who play for score and play these to death because they are too tasteless to enjoy everything else. Instead post in threads about arcade games in general, that way you'll have people not completely saturated with the genre and therefore still enjoying it properly for the whole package, both art and play elements.

I don't care about shmups in particular, so feel free to keep supporting this schizotrans community. I'm just telling you what's healthier.

>> No.7089054

>>7089015
>still enjoying it properly for the whole package
Especially the physical package

>> No.7089087

>>7085375
>Speedrunning is gay. Playing for score is gay.
scoring in shmups is like doing time attacks in racing games, generally they're actually designed to be played this way. So the analogy doesn't make sense.

>Next time we should make a noob friendly encouraging thread and not focus on existing memes. And avoid any discussion of scoring unless essential.
Who got scared off by scoring?

>>7089015
>the only hope for shmups on /vr/ is to ignore those who play for score
explain this meme you're trying to force.

>> No.7089176

Why is the whole thread some schizo posting discord drama?

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>>7089176
lovers quarrel and mental illness

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All jap shmup devs are the worst shmup devs. Chad tyrian is the only good shmup game ever made.
>fully customizable ships
>upgrading your ship doesnt make your money gone
>big fat juicy armor bar
>enemy pattern is for faggots
>actual plot and storyline
>non weebshit soundtrack composed by the deus ex composer himself
>freeware

Why do indie western devs always do it better??

>> No.7089214

>>7089087
>scoring in shmups is like doing time attacks in racing games, generally they're actually designed to be played this way. So the analogy doesn't make sense.
It does make sense, because time-attacks, drift-modes, etc are not the main content in racers, the actual races are.

>Who got scared off by scoring?
If entire threads for another genre consisted of mostly speedrunners, most of whom just talked about their edrama and infighting because the whole point of speedrunning/scoring is to degenerate the game world into some numbers outside of that world...would you not be utterly repulsed by that?

>> No.7089216

>>7089176
>Why is the whole thread some schizo posting discord drama?
Read second paragraph of >>7089214

>> No.7089220

>>7089209
ok ross

>> No.7089225

>>7089214
>the actual races are.
the actual race is about getting a good time or finishing first, not just ''surviving the race'' and getting last place.
Survival in shmups with a shit score is like surviving a racing game and getting last place...okay it's a start, you didn't ''game over'' nice -- but you didn't get the point of the game.

>> No.7089228

>>7089214
as far as I can tell thread is ruined by two guys arguing over discord problems not score or game related.

>> No.7089256

>>7089214
>game world
Dont take icycalm so seriously mate hes a bit daft

>> No.7089270

>>7089225
>the actual race is about getting a good time or finishing first, not just ''surviving the race'' and getting last place
Terrible analogy. Racing positions are actually part of the game's world, scoring is not. The actual equivalent to scoring is timing, so when you want to autistically replay the same racer but are always getting first place, you turn to getting first place with a better time. Timing is the scoreboard equivalent in racing games, the fact that you don't know that, or that these games were never about the scores primarily, makes me think you're unfamiliar with the history of these games. The whole point of R-Type and Out Run was to make it to the end, not to get a high score, those were just to have an additional feature outside of the game, where you could get more playtime out of notjust completing it, but besting your community at it.
>Survival in shmups with a shit score is like surviving a racing game and getting last place...okay it's a start, you didn't ''game over'' nice -- but you didn't get the point of the game
No, completing a shmup with a bad score is getting first place with a bad score.

>>7089228
What unites them is frequenting scoring-focused communities. I'm sure speedrun servers are equally terrible even if not every poster is a runner themselves.

>>7089256
? I don't care about your scoring ecelebs. I'm talking about in-game, not the HUD/menus.

>> No.7089289

>>7089270
Scoring is ingame you dope, by this logic first place in racing games is just part of the hud. Your brain is fundamentally fucked if you cant understand abstract game systems and you likely cant comprehend tabletop games without "worlds" or any such nonsense

>> No.7089298

>>7089270
>Terrible analogy. Racing positions are actually part of the game's world, scoring is not.
You're points are always accumulating, either effectively or poorly, they're part of the shmup, like your position in a race.
whether you like it or not there is a #1 score in shmups, and a pure survival run will put you somewhere at the bottom tier of the totem.

> The whole point of R-Type and Out Run was to make it to the end, not to get a high score
R-type counts your score and it has a world record. Plugging your ears and closing your eyes doesn't change this.

>> No.7089303

>>7089270
time to go back to jrpgs

>> No.7089342

>>7074104
Psikyo no doubt

>> No.7089347

This is exactly like dealing with speedrunners. They are so far gone they don't remember how everyone else plays. My theory about what unites them is the gender-issues stuff you always see, either consciously or unconsciously/closeted. In the same way their sexual fetish makes them think it's all a black and white dichotomy and therefore they have to "transform" themselves into their sub fantasy, they can't tell the difference between the actual game and the scoreboards, since the latter is on the screen too, it must be part of the game (or in the speedrunner's case, since the glitches are possible and still take you to the credits, they must be part of the game).

>>7089289
>Scoring is ingame you dope, by this logic first place in racing games is just part of the hud
First place is getting to the end before every other car, just like in shmups you get to the end by surviving until you kill every mayor. The other cars and mayors aren't HUD elements, score is.

>>7089298
Positions/cars and mayors are in-game, equivalent. The scoring based on how well you race/survive are outside of the game.

If racing scores were based on positioning, everyone at the local arcade would have the same score, you retarded so-far-gone play-for-score morons. It would be like if shmup scoring was merely what level you got to, not how well you completed them.

>> No.7089369

>>7089347
>The scoring based on how well you race/survive are outside of the game.
>Score is outside game
No idea what this cope is. Score mechanics are in game and the results of your performance are in game. Even if you are unaware of existing competition and live in a bubble you still can compare your own runs. If I finish R-Type with 2.1 million instead of 1.8 million that's a huge improvement and I get all that info in game.

>> No.7089373

>>7089347
>First place is getting to the end before every other car
Top score is getting a lot of medals or whatever the fuck else you do to boost your score. Ingame objects and actions translate to bigger score, just how passing cars translates to lower number each one simply represents real ingame interactions. Dumb faggot

>> No.7089419 [DELETED] 

no idea what this is all about but racing has always been about time, sometimes with other cars in the way sometimes without but it all comes down to time. When any pro driver is training he's doing time attacks.

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Which shmup has the best graphics?

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>>7089421

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>>7088218
umm sorry sweaty that has already been DEBOONKED.

>> No.7089443

>>7089369
I mean actually representes in the game's scenario. Piloting a spaceship, dodging bullets, killing enemies, collecting their energy to improve your weaponry. The fucking HUD and how well you played vs IRL people is not part of the scenario.

Imagine it's a multiplayer shmup, and it plays just like the co-op ones, you're both scrolling along against the enemies. Except in this scenario you're from rival mercenary companies and are competing to gather the biggest bounty for your employer, even if you have to die for it. THAT would be an example of in-game competition, whereas playing for score against others, taking turns, is not part of the scenario. The same applies to competing against yourself: if the score had a rationale and affected the game world, it would be in-game, and it almost never does, it's a HUD measurement. Are you too autistic to tell the difference? The former is actually in-game, and the game would be primarily balanced around that competition if it was a multiplayer-only game. Whereas scores are just a number in the HUD, originally to keep you playing past completion and feeding quarters, and therefore eventually got dropped as gaming evolved into home releases.

>>7089373
Pole position isn't the racing equivalent of "top score", illiterate. Did you even read the post you replied to. Do you even play non-shmups? Racing games have score too, it's not merely positioning, for the obvious reason that shmup scores aren't just levels cleared. Scoring is about doing extra stuff that's not part of the game's scenario, to get more out of a completed game, usually when you're too poor or autistic to try something new instead. So instead of doing everything you can to safely finish first or survive the alien nightmare, you'll do illogical stuff like letting cars pass you so you can get points for passing them again, risk dangerous turns not for maintaining a lead but for bettering your time attack, and the obvious shmup equivalents for scoring.

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>>7089435

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https://youtu.be/GPXkjtpGCFI?t=10

>> No.7089456

>>7089443
>Pole position isn't the racing equivalent of "top score", illiterate
Who cares? It's an abstract number that corresponds with ingame actions, anything else is just an attempt to rationalize your inability to wrap your head against something even children intuitively understand. No I didn't read the rest of your gibberish because it's stupid as fuck and you repeat the same non points like :
> Scoring is about doing extra stuff that's not part of the game's scenario
If scoring depends on your ingame interaction with objects then it's about as part of the gameplay as getting first plcae. Also you're wrong and stupid as fuck to begin with because racers aren't just about getting first place, there are entire disciplines that are all about time attack like rally and qualifications is just hotlapping. Idiot lol

>> No.7089465

>>7089419
We're not talking about actual racing and simulation software. We're talking about classic racing games. Pole Position and it's successors were about finishing in 1st place, it's in the name. OutRun is the obvious exception, and that still didn't revolve around aiming for a higher HUD number but in going fast enough through checkpoints to make it to your goal, in a beautiful locale with a beautiful woman alongside you. It doesn't matter your score or exactly how long you took, just that you made it to each goal. Like how only the pole position matters in those other games.

>> No.7089471 [DELETED] 

>>7089465
i love outrunners and super hang on but they are ultimately about time, surviving is the first hurdle time is the second. it then varies cus outrunners for example is easy to clear on hardest where as super hang on is hard as fuck on expert so you have to factor that also.

>> No.7089472

>>7089465
Damn bro that's interesting, and shmups are all about collecting shiny medals/cubes and killing a shit ton of enemies, the hud just helps you gauge how well you're doing those things same as racing games have hud indicating time & position

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Don't pick them up the game is about survival!!!!!

>> No.7089490

>>7089456
>Who cares? It's an abstract number that corresponds with ingame actions
"1st" is an abstract number, like scoring, yes. But actually physically (in-game) finishing in front of other cars because you drove better is not an abstract outcome, it's the premise of the whole fucking scenario, the goal of the character you're playing as.
>No I didn't read the rest of your gibberish because it's stupid as fuck
Nah, because you can't refute the simple fact that racing games have scoring too. And it's embarrassing because only someone unfamiliar with playing them could think otherwise.

>If scoring depends on your ingame interaction with objects then it's about as part of the gameplay as getting first plcae.
You're talking about anything that's possible in the game's code, which would include intentionally dying, being pointlessly pacifist, etc. Whereas I'm talking specifically about the type of play that makes sense within the game's scenario, what you should do to make it to the end and complete your goal, nothing more.
>Also you're wrong and stupid as fuck to begin with because racers aren't just about getting first place, there are entire disciplines that are all about time attack like rally and qualifications is just hotlapping. Idiot lol
I'm talking about the absolute majority of racers, where the racing against other vehicles is the main event. If there are exceptions where that isn't the main goal, I would expect the scenario to reflect that and therefore it isn't even an exception.

>> No.7089495

for me it's 1cc stage 1, then I turn the shmup off, that's how they were MEANT to be played.

>> No.7089513

>>7089471
They are about making it to the goal, time is just the obstacle. And then you have the additional HUD measurements (which are not a goal in the scenario) for if you want to use the game as an IRL competition, e.g. for fun with friends or just to extend the playtime.

>>7089472
>>7089483
Collecting the points is optional, it doesn't help you complete the game any more. Just like setting a better a better time or passing more cars doesn't help you if you clear the final checkpoint anyway in the above games.

>>7089495
Well at least you're not playing for a HUD number to go higher. But it would be more exhilarating to try and 1cc the whole game, as the scenario wants the hero to do (not to pointlessly collect points for some meta autism) and be rewarded with new sights and sounds for each level you clear.

>> No.7089517

>>7089490
>But actually physically (in-game) finishing in front of other cars because you drove better is not an abstract outcome
Physically picking up more scoring items, killing more enemies, doing whatever else the games demand of you is also not an abstract outcome nor process for that matter even if it's represented by an abstract number like racing placement. Everything said here applies to time too, racing's about maintaining speed at the end of the day, just as shmups are about blowing up enemies, or cancels, or item collecting, or something akin to that.

Besides that looks like your criticism's solved by adding some text boxes at the start and swapping out some graphics, idiotic.

>> No.7089524

>>7089513
>Collecting the points is optional, it doesn't help you complete the game any more.
And if it does, would that make your dumbfuck point fall apart entirely? Like say Ketsui locking the 2nd loop behind score requirements or Yagawa's games tying survival into scoring with frequent extends and rank

>> No.7089527 [DELETED] 

>>7089513
>They are about making it to the goal,
in a certain strict time limit....

>> No.7089531

>>7089513
>But it would be more exhilarating to try and 1cc the whole game
Now you sound like a scoreshill! What's next, looping multiple times? Duck off!

>> No.7089536

Going beyond stage 1 is optional.

>> No.7089547

>>7089453
>>7089421
>>7089435
what's wrong with ricaRicardo snapping at myco over nothing? Can't talk shmup graphics in that shmup discord ?

>> No.7089605

Yeah, I cleared 4 stages, I'm a big boi nao.

>> No.7089641

Reminds me of my "shareware" stage, I didn't have money nor internet to get games, so I got them shareware versions, when purchasing the game, I kept just playing the shareware parts.

That's how they meant to be played, ofc.

>> No.7089652 [DELETED] 

>>7089547
So ricky has rebounded to the polar extreme of policing and has used his puppet Gus to make the cord STRICT mechanics and strats ONLY talk, graphics and sound banned.... however he breaks his own rules all the time, they all do as i keep proving.

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Lads this was actually me but rickys pretending it was him.... why's he lying bros?

>> No.7089680

do you tend to play US/World roms in MAME or do you play the original japanese releases?

for toaplan games i tend to go with the US releases because respawning > checkpoints

>> No.7089683 [DELETED] 

>>7089680
depends mate, in some cases it matters in others not so much, typically in stg ppl go japan.

>> No.7089689

>>7089680
I default to the JP version, but I'll switch if there's a good reason to

>> No.7089708

>>7089517
>Physically picking up more scoring items, killing more enemies, doing whatever else the games demand of you is also not an abstract outcome
The game doesn't demand those.

>> No.7089713

>>7089708
Some do, what excuse are you going to use for those?

>> No.7089718

>>7089708
>The game doesn't demand those.
game doesn't demand you play it either.

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>>7088816
Why you broke the blood pact, a rule made by yourself.

>>7089015
And why we should follow your order Sir?

>> No.7089757

>>7089524
>Like say Ketsui locking the 2nd loop behind score requirements
Not proper play, just a secret/extra mode. Loops themselves are not the original scenario, but a loop of it for filler.
>or Yagawa's games tying survival into scoring with frequent extends and rank
Yes if it helps then it's merely a proper option, rather than a pointless HUD measurement.

>>7089527
I already said time is an obstacle but not a goal in itself. If there was no time limit, time would be irrelevant, hence obstacle.

>>7089531
1CCing is simply completing the whole game without retries, it's not something stupid like an overlay number.

>> No.7089765

>>7089713
Those are exceptions.

>>7089718
The rules would never demand you play, because to follow rules at all you'd need to be already playing. Illogical.

>> No.7089796

>>7089757
>Loops themselves are not the original scenario, but a loop of it for filler.
Wrong, ketsui's gives you the true ending and tlb, DDP's is integrated into the story
>Yes if it helps then it's merely a proper option
Right so a good chunk of shmup scoring is essential even by your retard tier standards. But again if your complaint can be made void by adding a little bit of text or graphics then it's not much of a complain and just you being a moron for unrelated reasons probably as a cope

>> No.7089808

>>7089765
Those exceptions happen to be some of the most well known scoring games lol

>> No.7089824

>>7089708
>The game doesn't demand you score it
lol
>>7089765
>The rules would never demand you play, because to follow rules at all you'd need to be already playing. Illogical.
game doesn't define what 'playing it' is either.
it doesn't demand anything from the player, neither 1cc, nor credit feed, nor score. The player decides on his own goals, the game provides requirements and possibilities of meeting those goals.

If you want to make a case against scoring you should try making some sense first.

>> No.7089829 [DELETED] 

>>7089796
>caring about story/endings in skill-based/action games
lol
back to jarpig

>> No.7089830

what went wrong with saidaioujou, guys?

>> No.7089842

>>7089829
I'm not the one going on about the 'scenario' and 'the world' dipshit lmao

>> No.7089852

>>7089829
ur
dumber than retardo, and he's grade A stupid

>> No.7089885 [DELETED] 

>>7089852
Smarter than you, chav. And is part of the superior 'cord whilst yours is irrelevant.

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>>7089829
>skill-based gaming
yet you never run out of excuses to avoid scoring, the most skill-based part

>> No.7089927

What's a good, gentle shmup for learning basic genre skills?

>> No.7089960

>>7089927
flying shark for something more classic and dodonpachi for bullet hell

>> No.7089996 [DELETED] 

>>7089842
that wasn't me, he's also retarded for caring about any of that stuff.

>>7089920
who are you strawmanning? anyway, shmups are still leagues above your jarpig shit even if you're just playing for a survival 1cc.

>> No.7090019 [DELETED] 

>>7089732
>Why you broke the blood pact, a rule made by yourself.
no honor, only degeneracy

>> No.7090154

>>7089796
>>7089808
>Wrong, ketsui's gives you the true ending and tlb, DDP's is integrated into the story
I'm not going to replay an entire game i just managed to finally 1CC just because the retarded devs gatekept the finale after a loop. That's how you end up with jarpig bullshit like Automata.
>Right so a good chunk of shmup scoring is essential even by your retard tier standards
Even in cases where scoring is a mechanic, you still wouldn't be playing primarily for scorr, just using it to help you win. Same way you don't need to kill every enemy.

>> No.7090189

>>7090154
What are you, retarded? Don't answer that. No one plays for the abstract number alone, they play for the mechanics that make number go up. Same way nobody plays racing JUST to come in first place, that would be a total waste of time.
>get shown games which meet his idiot criteria
>immediately comes up with excuses and references a random jarpig
lol

>> No.7090220

>>7090189
>they play for the mechanics that make number go up.
So they would still use those even if there was no score reward? Doubt. That's probably even worse than playing for score, it'd be playing for nothing.

Actually part of scenario/survival >>>>>> score >>> nothing

>> No.7090226

>>7090220
Applies to everything, why play games that have no win or lose states, wheres the fun?

>> No.7090240

>>7090226
>what are adventure games?

>> No.7090254 [DELETED] 

>>7089732
not sure that quotes in support of heroin mate...

>> No.7090261 [DELETED] 

>>7089885
>Smarter than you, chav.
>thinking that >>7089852
is me...

sorry captain cope but it's not only me that notices things.

>> No.7090276 [DELETED] 

>>7089757
>If there was no time limit, time would be irrelevant,
it wouldnt though because you still need to b eat your competitors? which requires being quicker in time?

>> No.7090282 [DELETED] 

anyone else find it hilarious that chav is crying about how strict gus/rick's discord is despite him approving of hitler's germany, the most anal regime of all time?

>> No.7090290 [DELETED] 

>>7090282
you mean Hitler the only dictator in history to be voted in and revered by it's people? back to heroin sam.

>> No.7090316 [DELETED] 

>>7090290
you know you would be sent to a concentration camp under hitler for being mentally ill, right?

>> No.7090331 [DELETED] 

>>7090316
You mean aktion t-4, stop embarrassing yourself.

Gnadentod.

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>>7090480
https://youtu.be/Q5AwjKyMZlQ

>> No.7090545

we all laugh at dis guy jajaja

>> No.7090556 [DELETED] 

>>7090545
YOU NAIL'D IT ROB, DIS GUY RISITAS LAUGH DIS GUY RIGHT NOW

>> No.7090592

what was the point in alienating all your friends and sperging for weeks?

>> No.7090610

Cee, it's ya mum. It's time to tell ya little friends ya illness ain't real son, it's just pretend innit.

>> No.7090627

>>7090610
this not real illness angle is legit weird as fuck prob rob

which part do you think is faked? dysmotility, pancreatic insufficiency, somatoform disorder or sensitized CNS? I was referred to endocrinology today as it goes.

>> No.7090631

6 new dreamcast releases lads from atomiswave... knights of valour seven spiriits, MS6, some racer i never heard of and gay fighters

>> No.7090637

>>7090592
>discord
>friends

It took me years to get these assclowns to even say their names, if you want to talk about who the real spergs are...

>> No.7090665

>>7090637
And now you're posting their names and personal info on 4chan. Really makes you think.

>> No.7090712

>>7090637
Why would anyone trust a backstabbing volatile goon?

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>> No.7090836

What are the best Raiden games?

>> No.7090875

>>7090836
They're all bad. Take the Despatchepill and realise there's better dadgames out there.

>> No.7090879

>>7090836
Twin Cobra

>> No.7090898

Im in immense pain daily!
Best use me energy to shitpost nonstop, don't know how much longer I haff. btw care to suicide with me bruv? It's what the dao ordered.

>> No.7091240

why was thread bumplocked?

>> No.7091520

what happened to clast bros
did he get a high score at mcds?

>> No.7091574

>>7091520
He leveled up.

>> No.7091652

good night thread!

>> No.7091952

>>7091240
test with new bread after this

>> No.7091970

Yes I 2-all strikers trilogy (sorry no replay)

>> No.7092062

>>7090898
>being this retarded and clueless

Good one rob, stick to sick grabs.

>> No.7092068

>>7090665
what personal info? names? we all know each others names retard, stop crying LE HAXOR known as 4chin isn't coming for you and if you're paranoid it's the drugs.
>>7090712
yes i agree i wouldn't trust ricky either

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>>7091970
>Yes I 2-all strikers trilogy (sorry no replay)
it's not like ricky to lie... is it?

>> No.7092076

>>7090898
>implying any of you have the courage to face your own mortality

bruv you haven't even conquered crossing a road yet, one thing at a time.