/vr/ - Retro Games

/discordg/ ~ discord em ups general

What's a good dad shmup to stream?

>>7071363
R-Type? Metal Slug ?
Gradius II for Switch will be available on the JPN eShop from tomorrow. NA/EUR releases to follow in the coming days

>>7071363
KKK Tiger

>shmupfaggots with their retarded general full of autism again
Absolutely abominable

>>7071363
>stream
get the FUCK off this site dumb discordtranny, you don't belong here, you cockslurping retarded FAGGOT nigger

>>7071363
Fantasy Zone

>>7071404
my negro

Jrpg enjoyers are the real problem

>>7071363
Space Invaders ya cunt

>>7071363
Tyrian.

>>7071465
sup cream

>>7071556

>>7071556
?

>>7071571

>>7071565
This is pathetic. This is what shmufaggots do all day, compare anons from here to dickgobbling discord trannies who talk like fags and with their entire selves overflowing with faggotry.
You are so fucking cancerous, nigger. You DO NOT belong here.

>general
>>>/vg/

>OP self identifying as "jarpig"

>>7071579
What RPG are you playing fellow anon?

>>7071586
TitS, it's fun

>>7071586
Genshin Impact, it's fun

Let's face it, some of you want anonymity because you want to be a poser without people noticing, all the while you play RPGs and post on 4chan 24/7
But actual shmup players still notice that you're poser faggots because you show your complete ignorance on shmups when you talk about them
And this is why most players have left this jarpig cesspool

>>7071586
Wild Arms 2, it's ok

>>7071608
I want you gone with your general NIGGER. that's all. Get out.

>>7071628
>noooooo stop pointing out that I'm a shmup poser!
Seethe harder, jarpig

Legit question, why are you faggots still playing archaic shmups instead of the superior Arena FPS genre?

>>7071592
>>7071602
>>7071625
>>7071657
Look at the shmup fans ITT
don't blame scapegoats (vg, discord...) for the inability to talk about shmups
These threads are just filled with people that don't play shmups

>>7071657
that doesnt make sense anon, the genres aren't even related. it's like asking "why play a platformer when you can play a fighting game instead?"

>>7071657
post your csgo kdr big boi

>>7071719
>csgo
>arena fps
Unironically kill yourself.

>>7071716
>These threads are just filled with people that don't play shmups
Dare I say, based?

>>7071628
Calm down tranny this ain't your board

>>7071716
>people can only play one game

>>7071752
>implying they touch a shmup more than 1 hour every year while they have 10000 hours in FFXIV

>tfw I'm a total shitter at shmups but at least I 1ccd Dariusburst CS (on ez route) oh, and Caladrius but Caladrius is just smut.
I think I've played more shmups than /vg/ already, lel.

>>7071781
more shmups than Kraut, Ricardo, Cee, Iconoclast, NTSCJ, 2a03, InFireX, EmperorIng, niviv, Lags...?

Post your last clear.

>>7071793
Didn't you fags just say they don't really play?

>>7071579
mad femboi is mad

>>7071805
"shmupg" back then had players (those guys I just mentioned). Current vr doesn't except for maybe one or two anons

>>7071363
Dragon Spirit. Can be beaten in one or two sittings

>>7071585
>noooo you aren't supposed to use jarpig lightly, it's supposed to be an insult! nooooo

>>7071949
You're self identifying as someone that prefers RPGs to shmups big time in a shmup thread
Cringe

any update on cee's nervous breakdown?

>>7071798
Just cleared the first Gradius (only the first loop).
Not a hard game but it's the first hori shooter I clear so it was satisfying.
Next up is Gradius 2

>>7071963
status: still ceething (check the previous thread)
>>7056196

>>7071953
>nooo you must be either a jrpg or a shmup there's no other choices nooo you're identifying as thing I don't like if you make fun of me!

>>7071963
>one thing they just can't understand is nothing ever bothers me
>spends days spamming 4chan with no context rageposts because rick said he was too chicken to join the voice chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTO_zNnzSs0
what a sad sight

>>7072052
>>7071757

kys

So my favorite early jrpg has to be pokemon red. It's just so simple to get into, and fun to play. There is no need to map things on paper, no need to write down key quests (it's pretty linear, and the gym quests are straightforward), and there is no need to git gud. Once you figure out how to beak onix, having never played it before, the game is a breeze. My only complaint is that it has some bugs and some of the mons are a bit unbalanced.

>>7072093
>>7072052

>>7072208
jrpgs are just a great genre. platformers too. shame about shoot em ups, i mean, none of them are any more fun than space invaders on the arcade

>>7072208
For me, it's Chrono Trigger

>>7071873
you're talking the NES port right? the arcade game is a spiteful son of a bitch. The PCE port is a bit easier but still no picnic.

the elf sequel is superior in every way.

>>7071592
I fucking love Toast in the Shell.

>>7071657
>hurf durf why are you playing single player games instead of multiplayer games

>>7071781
>caldrius
If I play as the OP bird I don't know what the fuck to do on that level with the invulnerable Xevious slabs. If I play as other characters I can handle that part fine but get btfo everywhere else.

mark doing more of his pointless busy-body shit seeing the results might b kinda fun tho so I'm doing it

>>7072524

>>7072221
I don't know, 2hu is pretty fun.

>>7072528
kek

>>7072529
only when I'm masturbating to the characters

>>7072528
when well mark achieve his dream of getting all the goyim to subscribe to his patreon

>>7071657
They play 35 mins then spam discord and 4ch with their mental illnesses for hours.

>>7072650
>They play
lmao

Hellsinker looks kinda gay and trannypilled from videos, but it's actually pretty dang fun actually playing it. Still don't really know wtf I'm doing tho.

>>7072874
don't care it's trash

Been playing Super Mario RPG lately. It's alright but every area feels kinda samey. Paper Mario is definitely the superior game.

>>7072524
>dude im never visiting the farm ever again ha
>dude im never using twitter ever again ha

>>7072906
>>7072524
>>7072528
>stalking Mark and clipping his posts

>>7072918
I wasn't specifically looking for mark posts or anything, it just happened to be the top thread on the farm.

>>7072510
You mean the maze? Just navigate it. Didn't take me exceeding practice.

I played a few random credits today of Gun Frontier for the first time in ages, and I actually made it to the stage 4 boss. I haven't gotten that far on a single credit in years.

Has anyone actually 1cc'd this? I used to credit feed back in the day and stage 5 is 1/3rd of the game, and horrendously hard, too.

>>7073208
a /shmupg/ poster got wr score in the game iirc

>>7073283
nah Kraut stopped right before getting the "westie" record, not even WR
enjoy checkpoint milking

a turn based shmup with solid battle system, qute characters and story

>>7073334
That's doesn't sound like a shmup! That sounds like a jarpig!
Please don't talk about shit you know dick about as if you do, this goes for everyone IN THIS THREAD right now!!
Do you even know how the second boss works in that game, Anon? The second boss?

>>7072076
Never play by someone elses rules.

>>7073356
based ricky derangement syndrome
I pity you, jarpigs

>>7073356
seething jarpig

>>7073356
>reading Guscord just to seethe at Ricardo
fucking kek

>>7073283
kraut got like 1.6? i think which is just behind a swede, the wr is like 2.5.

>>7073391
How do you even get in to guscord?

>>7073396
It's public
https://discord.gg/ShPvaGt
https://pastebin.com/XvPT5eZ6

>>7073401
Was just curious, I don't want to go in to that place.

>>7073408
Yeah, now you know

>>7073409
Know where to avoid, thanks!

>>7073356
I'd want to avoid that guy too

DIS GUY DIS GUY JAJAJA

How big is guscord now?

>>7073418
not as big as ricardo's ego

>>7073418
125 people or so

>>7073423
>125 people or so
i thought it was 200 claimed in the last thread?

>>7073416
>the jarpig fears the matador

>>7073424
Nah, 125

>>7073426
When you're getting into bed with mog, shar et al its more like the matadoormat

ven a mi discordo

>>7073436
>>7073421
>>7073417


>tfw everyone thinks you guys are me, cee

chav...

>>7073438
not me,

>>7073436
qt

Hello

now chav is back here we just need to wire the boy in germany

>>7073437
noone thinks you posted a Marion pic, loser

>>7073464
booba?

SMT has a shooter minigame?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvMO2EbIMOc

>>7073436
lol

>>7073472
shmup "fan" when playing this:
>nice, I got my shmup fill for a year's worth and I didn't even have to fire up a shmup for this, just my beloved jarpigs

I play both

>>7073472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmCiOYrQvw

>>7073483
>I play both
t. many japanese superplayers

>>7071278
>half the resources are down or troll

ok OP, you better gtfo. Also you are not on >>>/vg/

I like yo h utouhou the girls are cute
Retardo cee ricardo nick mark josh tim frank ron joe gus leonard brandon gerard victor wesley arnold gyuk

>>7073496
Yeah the ones that actually play shmups unlike 99.99% of westies into jarpigs that say they like shmups

>>7073515
the good and bad players like jrpgs too
what's your point

Retarded shmup NIGGERS

>>7073518
Nothing, let's go back to talking about RPGs, fellow shmup fan

Is it true that the real reason for the beef between cee and kraut was over a.girl on discord? I can't imagine grown ass men having discord crushes/ltr

>>7073472
I heard DDS2 is harder than Nocturne, true?

>>7073535
No and I have no idea where you got this from

>>7073472
looks alright but the JRPG segments are obviously better

I prefer when the resident jarpigs are honest instead of pretending they're into shmups so this thread is an improvement, keep this up

>>7073543
t. Kraut

>>7073549
I wish he was here

post your RPG playtimes

>>7073535
Not on discord (shmup discords don't really attract female users kek), but yeah their issues started because of a girl..some thot from./soc/ I think

>>7073554

>>7073541
doesn't work like that it depends on the person and how much jrpg fundamentals they have. if you mean a brand new player who knows?

Didn't mark's obsession with stgs start after he was renected by a girl?

>>7073554
wasn't cream simped before they knew too? kek

>>7073562
He still talks about her sometimes when he's drunk kek

>>7073562
>>7073563
>>7073565

the few discord guys who actually ever interacted with girls fucked up.
That's why they try to get good at shmups. They think th they can impress girls with that. Not even joking.

>>7073552
Over 500 hours in the Ys games
150+ hours in Persona3

>>7073574
Not even gonna lie... when I attempt 1ccs I imagine she's watching me..

>>7073576
Impressive, fellow shmup fan

Bohemian girls are the only ones interested in shmups but ironically they don't care for shmup players. They fuck chads while real shmup players get nothing. Fuck these whores.

Girls are stupid anyway. Literally had to left all the anime discord servers I was in because of them

I was in voice chat with cee once. I could hear porn on the background

>>7073586
>Girls are stupid
>had to left
Please be Kraut

I've fought with many a girl over the years. There's some girls into fighting but no girls in shmup comms.
Fuck them,.if they dont want my dick then fine

>>7073583
why would you care for unkempt, boring neet trash? sharing a hobby isn't enough

>bully jarpigs and shitplayers in hopes some female notices my dominance and asks me to fill her belly with my seed
>they all ignore me instead
Girls are gay. Worse than jarpigs

I thought you were into eden

Girls think shmups are for creeps sadly. Thank touhou and cancel culture

Imagine talking to a girl and going "hold up babe, h got some issues to take care of with my enemies, the jarpigs and cee"
She would immediately log off

this is what a shmup girl looks like >>7071575
please tell her good morning
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40flobeamer1922%20good%20morning&src=typed_query&f=live

Discord crushes were a mistake, especially for the shmupg community.

>>7073436
this is what a spanish girl looks like ==check out guscord to talk to her==

As if girls would join a shmup server...

wtf's happening to the thread rn

Threadly reminder that retardo lied about having a gf and then retconned it by claiming he was referring to some girl he never met IRL.

>>7073640
that's some nice fanfiction

>>7073640
2-alled her but don't ask for the replay.

>>7073647
Hi newfag

List of guscord users with gf:

>>7073648
>2-alled her but don't ask for the replay.

>>7073653
Gus

>>7073656
>Gus
he has a surrogate mother sponsor, not a girlfriend.

>>7073656
long distance "gf"

https://twitter.com/kamuneko/status/1224988610920775680

>>7073669
I think that's the group known as psytrance

>>7073667
perma blue balls lol

the virgin jarpig: spends all day playing RPGs and seething
the chad gus: gets shmup WRs and has an Asian gf

>>7073656
Anyone stalked her? I want to steal a discord gf from him

>>7073667
>>7073673

Gus was crying when she wanted to take a break to ride the BWC carousel, then he pretended like it never happened

>>7073683
>>7073667
why you sharing these things about gus did he hurt you?

>>7073689
>did he hurt you
yes

>>7073623
I find it fascinating. I come here just to have a laugh between two game overs.

Ayy whats going on in here!! Kek

Cee and Retardo are conspiring against gus again.

Forget about her, go for the 2-all!

>that particular moment when /shmupg/ froze when anons bring up gf
NOOOOOO LMAO

anyone here play fortnite?