/vr/ - Retro Games

Hey what's going on in this thread...?

>>7054292

Want another arrow in the ass?

>>7054292
Something amazing.

>>7054282
I wonder how they get by economically speaking.
I guess bringing milk to Hyrule Castle and Town actually suffices but Talon has to do a lot of milking. No wonder that retard was so sleepy. How about hiring some helpers? it's a huge ass ranch but only two people live there.

>>7054282
>tfw want to look up the probably lewd source on Pixiv but you live in ‘Murica and don’t want to be on a list

>>7054349
You’re forgetting Ingo.

>>7054352
right, I forgot about him.

>>7054350
Pixiv is safe, it's run by the Japanese

This could be you !

>>7054350

The one containing half the planet's population?

>>7054282

Fucking and sucking...

>>7054350
Loli is legal in the US, dude

She looks like she smells like shit

>>7054489
I wanna ____ her pits

>>7054483
Only if you dont live in a third world state

>>7054350
Bro if your ISP gave a shit I guarantee they'd be more concerned with you posting on here.

Skinnydipping with Malon!

>>7054793
Maybe that's Romani.

>>7054292
>Aliens abduct cows so they can steal the milk.
>They accidentally pick up little girl that is with the cows.
>After a day of trying they are unable to get any good milk from her.
>They simply dump her back at home.
>She carries those memories for life over multiple timelines.

Cremia is cute

>>7054805
>after a day of trying
Trying what

>>7054780
>ISPs monitoring your internet activity
Most randos arrested for illegal images are arrested because an acquaintance sees them looking at it, they download a monitored torrent with their IP visible, or they upload it to Google or some shit.

>>7054824
Cremia huggu

>>7054350
>>7054495
I literally live in california. They give no fucks

>>7054827
>they are unable to get any good milk from her.

>>7054836
this scene did things to me as a kid and shaped my fetishes for the rest of my life

>>7054848
me too, gave me a raging hugging fetish

>>7054483
Then explain why people here have been arrested for saving loli pics. That's when I stopped looking at loli altogether, or at least very apprehensive about when and how often I do. Obscenity laws suck. I fucking hate it, but I don't want my life ruined because I couldn't resist fapping to some under 18 anime girl.

>>7054370
>>7054793
This is the dream right here. Eating a hearty dinner prepared by Malon for you and her pops at Lon Lon Ranch, then you and her riding out to Lake Hylia for some late night skinny dipping.

>>7054350
That is the full image on pixiv, but there are nipples in the other images in the group.

>>7054893
>Then explain why people here have been arrested for saving loli pics.
source?

Cremia is fat

>>7055679
Is that a name from Majora's Mask?

>>7055683
ye >>7054824

>>7054282
Context?

>>7054282
>Just another day at Lon Lon Ranch...

>>7056280
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I don't think it's proper for a lady to be walking around topless outdoors.

>>7056443
Maybe I'm just a hippie, but I think ladies--and guys--should all walk around naked, especially when it is warm out.

t. nudist

>>7054827
Aliens are said to dissect cows and drop them off with all their blood and some organs gone.
With humans they just diddle them for research and to make hybrids.

>>7054839
It's the small government freedom of speech states like Texas that could try to give you the most trouble for drawings

>>7054489
Imagine not being turned on by feminine sweat + the faint scent of grass, cowpies, and mud. What a fag.

>>7055674
Wikipedia and other places. Just google ‘legality of loli’, man.
>>7056725
Louisiana here. I don’t entirely trust my small town ISP.

>>7054350
bro if it's stylistically drawn it's fine. Only actual CP is illegal.

>>7056280
>t. creep

>>7057759

>>7054824

For me, it's Telma.

>>7057858
But her face though

Every girl is superior as a titty monster.

>>7054483
It depends on the state. Some are much stricter than others.

>>7054848
I think it affected a lot of boys. I was one of them.

>>7058008
Titty monsters are not my cup of tea... except for Malon. I wholeheartedly approve of Malon having E-cups.

>>7058008
>>7058820
Wrong. Monster titties are gross.
And friendly reminder that Malon's blouse is just baggy. She's a b-cup at most.

"Why don't you just live at the ranch? I'll lend you Romani's bed. My sister will be happy, too! It's a great plan! So...It's decided!"

I didn't think much of the Zelda girls when I was a kid but I played OoT recently and I immediately popped a boner when Malon called me a fairy boy

>>7058854
>So...It's decided!

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>7058854
I just checked the script... can't believe that's actually in the game!

>>7059065
>not getting the weirdest boners from Ruto at the age of 8
Not gonna make it

>>7054489
I get that reference

>>7058008
How often does she leak milk through her blouse?

>>7058854
how the fuck did I miss the implications of this? Damn was I naive kid.

>>7058854
imagine being the middle spoon

>>7054370
not if you spend all day jerking off instead of working on your people skills and lifting heavy objects

>>7054495
a REAL state, you mean. not a globalist colony.

>>7054848
i don't even remember it, but i have the same issues because the trope is so old.
this is why the amish are correct about technology. television is evil.

>>7054893
that's your cock talking.
you seriously hate something for NOT letting you be a pervert?
surely you have greater aspirations for yourself?

>>7056725
>texas freedom of speech
>allows patriotism and radical political discussion
>disallows degeneracy
>California freedom of speech
>allows degeneracy
>disallows anything that doesn't promote it

>>7061586
Shut it down.

>>7057785
>ancient 9gag meme
expressing yourself in this fashion is like dressing yourself in piss-stained handmedowns picked up out of the garbage.
what a perfect response illustrating the creep's lack of understanding of anything social, and his defensiveness regarding cooming.

>>7057918
stfu

>>7058854
Some Chad at Nintendo thought, "Hot damn I love young Malon and adult Malon. If only I could have both... at the same time..."

What the fuck is wrong with today's youth
When I was a teenager all I wanted was to look at hot anime babes. There was no shame in it. What the hell made these kids grow to hate their own dicks

>>7061606
Why are you obsessing over <1% of the population

>>7061603
>chad
>needing to take advantage of children
>fantasizing about women forcing him to do it
>chad
You're joking but I won't allow it.
"Chad" finds someone his age to screw over and thinks about it for zero seconds

>>7061615
sóylent guzzler

>>7061615
True chad doesn't ever put limits on himself. Chad does not give a fuck.

>>7061615
I was thinking platonic love the young one for being a cute kid and romantic love for the adult one for being having them milkers, not what you're thinking.

>>7061606
>when i was a teenager i had no principles
Then you grew up.
Oh wait.
>>7061609
Because the thought that someone out there still values prudeness makes him uneasy.
As long as a single soul maintains the capacity to exercise good judgement, that's bad news for a coomer in denial.
He needs everyone everywhere to follow the same model - "hear no evil, see no evil. to each their own."
As soon as people look away from pornhub, things get dangerous.

>>7061619
which is why chads aren't pedos.
pedos are what they are because they spent their lives afraid to approach women.

>>7061627
What a fucking embarrassment.

>>7061617
im not gonna let you live in denial, coomer.

This website desperately needs a philosophy board.

>>7061629
are you embarrassed for supporting pedophilia? you should be. hypocrite.

>>7061636
every board where a person can ask "what did he mean by this" is a philosophy board.
so every board is a philosophy board.

>>7061638
Based

>>7061637
Why are you suddenly talking about pedophilia?

>>7061646
because of >>7061603

>>7061638
Gb2 a better board. We are too stupid for you

>>7061649
i cant. they changed the rules.

>>7061648
You're getting confused then, I was only lamenting how the young people today seem to have the same mindset that my religious mom had in the 90s, it's kind of an embarrassment on society.
Do you ever masturbate? It's normal.

>>7061649
Cringe

>>7061654
an embarrasment on what society?
was your mother an embarrasment?

>>7061660
Of course, nobody liked soccer moms. They'd ruin all the good shit
And now instead of soccer moms there's soccer teens.
Maybe it's a cycle, you guys will be the soccer moms to the next generation.

>>7061665
the soccer moms of the next generation are the single mothers of this generation.
they ruin everything by raising kids without principles.
you are no longer rebelling against your mom. you are the status quo.
grow up.

What the fuck is this thread? I thought this is /vr/, not some "teens talk openly about sex" talk on the likes of /r9k/.

>>7061806
Read the OP

>>7058820
Lon Lon Milkers

>>7061691
That doesn't even make sense. Maybe look up what a soccer mom was
Also try masturbating. Look at some titties for once. You're not gonna melt from doing it, you also won't magically become unable to be productive

>>7061629
What a non-argument.

>>7061691
Unironically this. Nothing makes me cringe more than people who are proud of rebelling against their parents. Real maturity comes when your realize you parents knew stuff that you didn't. They had wisdom. Life experience. The hallmark of an immature mind is continuing well into your 20s with the same view you had of your parents when you were 15.

This board is now v

>>7061601
Seems like a perfect fit for a board about playing piss-stained handmedowns picked up out of the garbage.

>>7061968
See this is the problem with youngsters today. Always afraid of being "cringe"
Is being attracted to the opposite sex also cringe?

>>7056280
>Lon Lon Ranch

Anyone want to try to explain to me how OP's pic is so appealing and nice?

>>7062246
I didn’t saying anything about anything being “cringe”, I was talking about something that makes me cringe. It’s a word with decades of history behind it; not my fault if Gen Z abuses it by turning into an adjective and a noun.

>>7062292
You like very long arms

>>7062292
You like the armpit_steam tag

>>7061658
Consult your GP

>>7061561
based

>>7058008
Even Saria?

>>7062748
shit. I didn't (consciously) notice the arms are alienishly long. maybe you're right...

>>7062296
"soccer moms" is a misnomer. Soccer (football as we call it here) is a game for real men or women. We even have a saying "Football is a game for gentlemen played by ruffians while rugby is a game for ruffians played by gentlemen" - and that's really accurate. Not that I'm calling football players "ruffians" but they are much harder and less nancy-types than rugby players.

While football/soccer is a tough game, basketball and baseball are non-contact sports and a lot safer, why not call them basketball moms? Soccer is tough, rugby and NFL are just fucking dangerous and cause brain damage later on. So screw this "soccer mom" talk.

>>7062296
"soccer moms" is a misnomer. Soccer (football as we call it here) is a game for real men or women. We even have a saying "Football is a game for gentlemen played by ruffians while rugby is a game for ruffians played by gentlemen" - and that's really accurate. Not that I'm calling football players "ruffians" but they are much harder and less nancy-types than rugby players. Rugby players come from the higher classes, private schools, while football players often come from the toughest streets.

While football/soccer is a tough game, basketball and baseball are non-contact sports and a lot safer, why not call them basketball moms? Soccer is tough, rugby and NFL are just fucking dangerous and cause brain damage later on. So screw this "soccer mom" talk.

>>7062920
Years of admiring ecchi pics is a curse. Nowadays I look at art and the first thing I notice is warped anatomy. Sometimes it works in favor by augmentimg attractiveness, by most of times it's just awkward.

malon/romani/cremia were the best girls in the n64 titles.

i always liked how lon lon ranch/romani ranch let you take a break from the main adventure and wind down.

that being said, malon lewds are objectively superior to other girls except maybe shiek

>>7062978
warped anatomy is a time honored artistic technique in itself. here is something from the "Mannerist" school, who were into that sort of thing

you can play as malon now with a mod made recently. you just need to patch it to a oot/mm .z64 file and you should be good.

here's a dropbox link where i included a patch for oot i madr and the patch itself:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dgli7jc6uf9bo52/AADnQcBpgf-qXz_N-8wCN3SEa?dl=0

>>7063039
>3DS model

>>7063039
No offense, but I'm not downloading something from your dropbox.

>>7054489
farm girl doing farm girl things
she probably had to shit around the cowpie area to quickly get back to milking.

>>7064376
wtf?

>>7062952
>"Football is a game for gentlemen played by ruffians while rugby is a game for ruffians played by gentlemen" - and that's really accurate. Not that I'm calling football players "ruffians"
Every time I’ve heard this said, it’s always by the most stereotypical limpwristed fedoralord imaginable.

>>7054349
they sell horses

>>7064712
that's the life!

>>7062982
Way too big.
>>7063039
Sweet!
>>7063749
Your loss.

>>7064727
Perhaps you should stop saying it to yourself whilst looking in the mirror mirror then?

>>7054282
MY PENIS HARD PENIS HARD PENIS HARD PENIS HARD PENIS HARD PENIS HARD RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE I WANT TO RAPE AND CUM RAPE AND CUM RAPE AND CUM RAPE AND CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM PENIS IN MALON CUM IN HER I WANT TO RAPE AND CUM IN A LITTLE GIRL

>>7065809

>this many replies

>>7061586
>implying drawings will cause the degeneration of society

>>7065836
Fucking...
AAAAAHHHH

>>7065316
Jesus, you talk like a cock sucking faggot.

>>7065928
porn not only causes degeneracy, it is, in fact, degeneracy.

>>7062185
of course it is.
i can visualize everything about that guy. i can see ten feet into the ground he's standing on.

>>7062246
>Always afraid of being "cringe"
the key word was immature, not cringe.
you're immature for wanting to believe jerking off is good just because you like doing it. or that a thing your mom discouraged is good sinply because she disliked it.
childishness is refusing to admit your faults.
its fine if you LIKE being a loser. but to DEFEND it? dishonest and hypocritical at best. delusional more likely.

>>7061912
this is an argument about morality. the soccer mom is a stand-in for something bigger.
you have to be an idiot to think masturbation needs explaining. it "feels good" in a very limited, immediate, superficial sense and is absolutely horrible for you in every way that matters.
i dont care how much you like it. of course you like it. you're a warm blooded mammal with a cock. i dont care how "normal" it is for the monkey in us to want to do it. Whats common and normal is idiocy and mediocrity.
when you actually, finally realize that most basic fact of human life - that theres more to it than feeling good - you'll admit that it's stupid to not only indulge but to defend indulging it, to your own kids im sure.

deep fried maple bacon doughnuts "taste amazing" to someone whos taste buds have been desensitized to sugar. there isnt one single good reason to ever eat a doughnut. not "in moderation", and not "in excess."
a doughnut IS excess.
you dont eT it for any healthy reason. you do it because you're a fucking monkey.
you can admit it.
but dont defend it.

>>7056475
why are nude beaches always full of old fat men with tiny dicks and almost no women?

>>7061601
>ancient 9gag meme
we invented the rageface memes newfag, 9gag and reddit stole from /v/

Allowing gen 6 was a mistake.

>>7067132
Well half of it is probably old fucks who don't give a fuck and the other half is old perverts who want to come to gawk and the missing part is women who don't want to be gawked at. Depends on the community though I guess.

I haven't done beaches, only resorts.

>>7054282
armpit

>>7067158
who gives a fuck who invented it.
its a "9gag" meme because it has expired and you should only find it in refuse bins like "9gag" the way you find piss-stained handmedowns in the garbage.
garbage clothes, garbage memes, garbage concepts.
like the sexual """"liberation"""" of men who sit on their hairy asses manipulating their privates, "liberating" themselves of any sort of value.

>>7061601
>>7067158
>>7067320
>all this legit arguing over a meme when all I did was google "okay reaction pic."

>>7067075
>>7067025
Jesus what the fuck happened to this site
Everybody looks at porn and jerks off, what's the problem
It's not the end of the world.

>>7058854
I can't believe this is actually in Majora's Mask.

>>7067075
Keep it up, I love seeing the amoral c*mbrains get triggered by reason.

Please make more coomer threads on /vr/

>>7067376
right wing larping https://gen.medium.com/why-are-the-proud-boys-so-obsessed-with-masturbation-c9932364ebe2

>>7060328
good lord

What do her young, soft armp*ts smell like bros?

>>7060328
Hold on I just increased the funny points on this image by over 9000

Oot and MM made me attracted to women

>>7067693

>>7054282
Can all coomers kindly fuck off to a non-blue board?! Thank you.

>>7068000
checked.
it would be nice if there was at least some kind of "ecchi tag" for semi-nsfw pics.

>>7054349
>inb4 what do they eat??

>>7067732
>>7067796
Cute!

>>7067320
>believing that memes become completely unusable after they leave the spotlight

>>7067693
You know you were innocent when you didnt even think of the implications of an older woman asking a kid to meet her at 11:30 in the night.

>>7063720
All the N64 purists are trannies, not the 3DS Chads

>>7067667
A better question would be, why are the left so obsessed with the proud boys? And why are we making this about politics?
>>7067693
Based. I always had a thing for Anju.

>>7068829
Proud boys don't listen to feminists. Feminists hate that (but secretly want to fuck them).

>>7068829
I’m assuming they need nazis where there are none so they obsess over a group of hooligans ran by a black man

>>7067732
>>7067796
Cringe!

>>7068124
More importantly, what was Talon’s tax policy?

>>7067075
>when you actually, finally realize that most basic fact of human life - that theres more to it than feeling good
There's literally no point to life.

when I had a going into games machine

>>7054282

>>7069331
you're being superficial and dishonest again.
your problem is that you "think" (meaning you pretend to think, or, ill give you the benefit of the doubt, that you have genuinely convinced yourself that you think) that there needs to be a scientific consensus on it - if it isn't written in molecules then it doesnt exist.
well you're wrong.
the ecological "point" or purpose of fungi is to aid in the decomposition of plants.
the material "point" of a sex drive, and a drive to live, is to aid the replication of DNA.
a "point" exists - and that point is simply the expenditure of energy. you pretend to believe nothing else matters.
but if you REALLY believed that, and were not a hypocrite, you would be trying to kill yourself right now. but you dont, because you think theres a point in playing video games and jerking off and arguing with me.
i think there are "points" in all of those things as well, and that your views on the character of the aforementioned points are all misguided.
stop being a big pussy and admit it. there's a point and feeling good is beside it.

>>7068760
fuck your generalization. follow the chain of conversation back to the top and you'll see you've missed the point of my discussion.

>>7069395
My God, I consider myself anti degeneracy, somewhat religious and extremely right wing, but you're a sweaty tryhard. Drop this shit already, this is /vr/.

>>7068000
there needs to be a coomer recovery board, staffed with good philosophers like myself ready to confront the coomers on their bs, which all coomposters get banished to for no less than 7 days after coomposting.

>>7069395
>you're being superficial and dishonest again.
First time I've even responded in this thread, but boy do you have to jump through some hoops to help yourself cope.

>>7067376
>everyone does it!!
is that your justification?
>of course you like it. you're a warm blooded mammal with a cock. i dont care how "normal" it is for the monkey in us to want to do it. Whats common and normal is idiocy and mediocrity.
why bother justifying it?
jerking off is terrible for you, as terrible as taco bell. but how desperately addicted to taco bell do you have to be to go around claiming it's healthy and necessary?

>>7067363
>are you actually taking time to shame pedophiles
yes. cry less about it and make a change.

>>7067667
do you know what larping is?

>>7069404
>I consider myself anti degeneracy, somewhat religious and extremely right wing
then you should acquaint yourself with the position

>>7069414
what do you think of the arguments in the post

>>7069419
Change for what?

>>7069432
whatever hunger is motivating you to continue responding is the force that should drive you to stop being a pervert. it will not be satiated until you learn maturity.
and then it will flip polarity, and your life's purpose will be to pull other delusional cumbrains out of their sex funk.

>>7069447
There's nothing wrong with being a pervert, anon. There is something wrong with being moral police. You know people can be in control of their own desires without being ashamed of them, right?

they're bretty cute together

>>7069478

>>7067115
How did she get pregnant?

>>7069474
>There's nothing wrong with being a pervert, anon.
Ohh noo he called me "ANON"!
ANON!!!
IVE BEEN REALITY CHEEEEECK'D!!!!!
>There is something wrong with being moral police.
Why? What do you call this statement, if not a policing of morality?
>You know people can be in control of their own desires without being ashamed of them, right?
I'm well aware there are shameless degenerates, and they need to be corrected. Because they live their lives in cognitive dissonance and never address their mental shortcomings.
Its true that nobody is going to physically hold you back as an adult. You're in charge.
That isnt a moral justification for anything.
You can pork out on all 5 of your senses.
Indulge.
You will be less of a human being because of that.
No, I'm not talking about your biology, idiot. You will still be a homo sapiens sapiens. You will be less of a human being.

>>7069528
Link pumped his milk into her.

Underaged larper thinks jerking off is bad for you and this thread has devolved into fake psuedo science bullshit. I would rather have the coomposting than this.

>>7069424
I'm not the one you've been arguing with, I just find you annoying as fuck.

>>7069562
then you should acquaint yourself with the position

>>7069561
do you know what larping is?
do you know what pseudoscience is?

>>7069561
>would rather have the coomposting
of course you would.
challenging yourself is hard. you'd rather passively "happen" upon pornography and then "oopsie daisy" tumble into a porn binge

>>7069570
Yes

>>7069575
I don't even masturbate, you're just a retard and trying way too hard.

>>7069585
then you know im doing neither.
what am i larping as?
which "science" am i contesting?
>i dont masturbate
lmao
>youre a retard and trying way too hard
to respond to every post sincerely and thoroughly. i agree. it is more effort than any coomer deserves. but i take pity on you and i give you what you need. honesty.
porn is bad. masturbation is bad.

>>7069592
You're free to not believe me, the fact you're so doubtful of it yet rambling on about your anti-porn bs just makes it seem like you're coping with your own failure to not masturbate like the validation seeking insecure bitch you are. Why the fuck are you on /vr/ anyway?

>>7069612
why dont you masturbate?

>>7069624
I just don't enjoy it.

>>7069624
he has girls to pump.

>>7069637
what dont you enjoy about it?

>>7069642
sex > fap

>>7069640
why does he have girls to pump?

>>7069645
i agree, in certain ways. in others they are equal. in still more sex is even worse.
what don't you enjoy about masturbation?

>>7069648
that anon wasnt me but theres not much to say, i just dont care for how it feels and i dont get enjoyment out of it. theres nothing to explain or anything deep about it.

>>7069716
and "are" you one of these people who doesnt use a hand, but human bodies, essentially?

>>7069478
>navi speaking in ebonics
>tsundere malon
>tumblr noses

Western woman were a mistake.

>>7069528
They did way to instained mother

>>7069750
no

>>7069806
so we've confirmed you've really lucked out with your instincts and your abilities.
would you have it differently?
would you WANT to be a person who, like most people, finds enjoyment in these useless and harmful activities?
why or why not?

>>7069829
yeah
cus its healthier, saying otherwise is factually incorrect

>>7069837
define healthy.
>factually incorrect
are there other kinds of incorrect?

>>7069837
then why don't you make yourself?
or are you already a masturbator,

uhh bros? would ruto be okay with it?

>>7069942
just marry every woman you meet, that should solve the problem.

>>7069773
i like tsundere malon though

>>7070045
that's because you're a braindead netorare faggot and didn't play the games and instead just followed some shitty tumblr art blogs

>>7054282
Just another day at Peaches Castle

i want to kiss and lick malon's pits after a long, hot day of work

>>7070056
i've played oot 7 times, and mm 4 times via vc.

i don't use tumblr, i just used google image to find those lol.

on a different note, are the 3d ports of oot/mm worth playing? besides graphics, is there much difference between them?

>>7069942
>>7070017
If Link converts to Islam, he is allowed 4 wives. Malon, Ruto, Saria and Nabooru. Zelda can be an unofficial mistress; Link don't wanna deal with the whole "being a royal" bullshit.

>>7070056
Not him, but what does being tsundere have to do with (yuck) netorare?
>>7070064
My nigga.

>>7069395
All of this unironically. I’m a porn/masturbation addict myself, but I can at least admit I have a problem and don’t seethe whenever I see someone talking about there being more to life than fleeting pleasure. Hell yes there is.

>>7070234
they're both meant for bottom-feeders

>>7070234
i'm more into yanderes, but tsunderes can be cute sometimes.

netorare is trash, yandere is the based man's choice.

>>7070398
So true, BPD women are fucking hot. I especially love when they use me as their paypig.

>>7062772
>steam
why is there steam coming out of her stinky armpits? GROSS

>>7070408
I knew a girl that was exactly like that. Always so sexually turned on by her. Now she's kinda fucked in the head with a degenerative brain disease. She got her self raped after her divorce and is pretty much permanently fucked now. Sad

>>7070062
Me on the right.

>>7054370
nigaa why u draw talon so cute now i wanna fuck him too

>>7070408
sunday is coming soon, time to start going to church.

>i masturbate because im a HEALTH NUT
>i love BEING HEALTHY and thats why i fantasize about licking armpits
>uuuuugh im gonna HHHEAAAALTH

did you hear? eating chocolate saves you from getting heart disease! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
RED WINE TOO LETS GET DRUUUUNK

>>7071132

>>7071324
>yes
>these are the people calling you a "larper"

>>7067007
>rather than porn satiate carnal urges, have sex outside of marriage instead, causing illegitimate children, std's to spread, and people to become spoiled of one another so they take their partners for granted

baka

>>7061968
Parents are stupid now days. Sorry.

t. 31

>>7062246
Stop parrotting words like cringe, oof, and yikes, and etc.

>implying obeying = cringe
>implying people are lgbt to rebel
kys retard

>>7061985
very yes

>>7067025
Maturity is a buzzword at this point that has no meaning.

>>7067376
Pic related. Right winger invasioin when 4chan was always hyper-left.
>>7067667
>>larp
It's called roleplying you ridiculous parrots.

And they're not even pretending to begin with.

>>7071398
>>rather than porn satiate carnal urges
>don't
nice fear mongering

>>7060328
>this many replies over utter retardation
>remembering the newfaggot shit
>going to /v/

it really is /v/ here

>>7071407
>Parents are stupid now days. Sorry
what a non-statement.

>>7071409
>if you watch porn GOD WILL GET YOU
>you will GO BLIND
>the FEDS will get you for LOLI drawings TOO
>society WILL FALL
no u faggot

simply less bastards and less stds happen

>>7061985
Can we make a retro-retro video games board? No 2000-era allowed?

>>7071407
>Maturity is a buzzword at this point that has no meaning
Maturity is a state of mind unattainable by children who are mostly slaves to their immediate urges. It's characterized by self-control and moral integrity.
It's immature to discard the concept entirely the way you do because its hard to explain.
It's also hypocritical, because every thinking adult has an idea of what seperates us behaviorally from children. You're lying when you say there's no difference, in order to justify behaviors you know are wrong.

>>7071407
>Pic related. Right winger invasioin when 4chan was always hyper-left.
you're very superficial.
why havent you asked yourself WHY 4chan was hyper-left?
when you do, you'll understand why big political events changed the attitude here.
>what do you mean things IRL affect the IRL behavior of online posters???

>>7071419
Thank you for admitting you use threats because religious people use threats.
"Hypocrisy" is a non-argument.
If you stop using and spreading porn, YOU, what do you think will happen?
Are YOU going to get an STD and father an illegitimate child?

>>7071440
I've been here since 2006, 4chan was apolitical, people here just wanted lulz and to watch the world burn, agents of chaos. It eventually became right wing for obvious reasons, you revisionist subhuman nigger.

>>7071457
>4chan was apolitical, people here just wanted lulz and to watch the world burn, agents of chaos
i thought it was super left-wing?
what did *i* revision?

>>7070078
There’s some qol changes like putting on iron boots in water temple being faster in oot and being able to fast forward time to a specific hour instead of half-day in mm. mm remake did a poor job on the physics for zora swimming and deku spinning though. There’s also some slight changes to some scenery that people think made the atmosphere of the games weaker in some parts (no blood in shadow temple, castle town has way brighter colors, stuff like that)

If you have a hacked 3ds you may as well pirate them next time you want to do a playthrough, but if you have access to the originals they arent really worth buying unless portability is a big deal.

>>7071440
we were all "hyper-left" before the left became the race and gender party

>>7071581
they had no reason not to.
many of them stayed left, because they recognized that fact.
many more didn't, but are still fundamentally the same because at the center of it all is a "see no evil, hear no evil" attitude, the kernal of which, is moral relativism and nihilism. they only hate extremists for confronting them with it.
"i don't have an opinion" is horseshit, and you see that in these threads, because you see who they get mad at.

>>7071407
It wasnt a right wing invasion, gamergate turned lefties right after being awakened.

>>7071743
bit of both

>>7071667
opposing neutrality is the same as opposing democracy

if you can't object to racism or whatever without sacrificing liberty then you are an incompetent activist, and also the root of the problem given that we kept it in check for decades without burning the other things we cared about

the extremists are just an incompetent generation of activists who mobilize firstly against the people who ridicule their failure

>>7072370
>we kept it in check for decades
we ignored it and took propaganda saying our various heritages didnt matter.
but thats beside the point. there are no left-leaning "centrists". there are just people who havent yet confronted the foundations of their beliefs.
your either a moral relativist, in which case you have no right to complain about any other system of morality, or you're an absolutist, who wants very much to find the correct way to live, and wont tolerate people pushing an incorrect, unexamined system.

>>7072427
theres a lot of people who should be doing much less examining, as they are terrible at it

>>7072430
piss poor comback.
unneccessary too. if you're insulted by thought its no wonder you're in such a state.

I thought this was a Malon thread.

>>7072953
porn goes on /d/

>>7071407
>hurr gamergate ruined 4chan!

everyone who posts that picture is an insufferable poseur newfag who wasnt around for chanology or /i/ threads

Thanks for the Malons. I hate having to sift through sissy Link porn to find them.

>>7073067
This
Chanology cancer should have been tracked on that pic too

OoT/MM has a lot of hot female NPC's in them. Bowling Alley Girl is one of the best though.

>>7073335
can someone fix the chipmunk teeth

>>7073707
you want bigger teeth?

>>7073701
Holy shit that midriff.

>>7054893
You can be ARRESTED for anything the cops feel like, at any time. What you should be worried about is whether or not you can be CONVICTED of a crime for jerking it to lolis.

Protip: You can't. Not in Murka, at least.

Cremia cremias

>>7054824
Fucking babe

>>7073067
a classic image macro
i would trust this man

>>7071410
>Hating the game machine post

Shut up faggot

>>7075423
the only good part of that pic is the funney reactiion images :D

>>7054282
Malon is the original Bowsette. Change my mind.

>>7054282
What do you think her armpits smell like ha ha I just want to know for laughs ha ha

>>7075975
Same except I want to know because armpits are hot

>>7075975
>>7076006

>>7061558
Lifting heavy objects is relatively straightfoward. Lifting your people skills? Not so much.

>>7077193
you can start by not looking at loli porn

>>7077254
you need to go back

>>7054836
holy shit her tits are huge

>>7077302
no, you need to die in a fire.
this is /vr/ not /b/
mental illness isn't a trendy in-group thing here the way it is on tumblr and reddit.
you need to fix yourself or stfu.

>>7062952
i dunno why but this comment is funny as shit. i'm calling them Basketball Moms from now on

>>7077916
>getting upset about loliposting on fucking 4chan
you're going to have a rough time here anon

>>7077942
>getting upset about getting upset about pedophilia
yes, it can happen here too. nobody likes you guys. nobody ever did, even here.
being a pedophile has never ever been okay. stop making excuses.

>>7062952
basketball is played on concrete in the ghet-to and people are always breaking their ankles and fighting with guns

>>7077193
>Lifting heavy objects is relatively straightfoward
Actually lifting heavy objects is one of the most DANGEROUS things you can possibly do. Back pain is one of the hugest scourges of mankind.

The science these days is in the pockets of big industry and tries to claim maybe heavy lifting isn't so bad - this is to avoid trillions of dollars worth of lawsuits and trillions of lost revenue of being not allowed to force labourers to do heavy lifting. NEVER lift heavy object except in the case of weightlifting with good form. Even then weightlifters are notorious for having backpain so don't overdo it and avoid any overhead weightlifting.

>>7077975
brilliant post, simply brilliant.
i worked in construction for five minutes and was blown away by the lifestyle. recklessly throwing their bodies around with huge, awkward weights, every day for 8 hours.

>>7077962
There's nothing wrong with having an attraction and not acting on it, anon. You'd be surprised how many people around you everyday are pedo. I hate to say it, but you are naive.

>>7078234
>,anon
Oh wow incoming reality check i cant wait for this whopper
>youd be surprised at how many pedophiles there are
would i?
>theres nothing wrong with having an attraction and not acting on it
brilliantly stated. i agree actually. continue not acting on it, and i mean really step-up your non-action, by not posting loli porn and not defending it.
>you're so naive anon
Finally.
Are we finished pretending to be paternal and wise by defending pedophilia?

>>7078307
Agree, why fap to loli when you can fap to cute hamboys?

>>7078307
>brilliantly stated. i agree actually. continue not acting on it, and i mean really step-up your non-action, by not posting loli porn and not defending it.
But anon, that is an outlet, a healthy way to satisfy desires without harming anybody. Do you want to pray the gay away, too? You really are falling into territory you're unfamiliar with.

>>7078356
this is a retarded argument, you're wrong.
>>7078307
you're reddit. and you're taking bait from a pedophile.

>>7078356
i think you should be dicked in the butt until you learn to love a dick more than the lolis

whats your BMI??? i could help u i <333 to dick fat retards with low self esteem ^_^

>>7077916
why waste your time moralfagging on the internet? do you think of yourself as a better person? you'll change literally nothing, you're just a laughstock. Do something useful. I'm sure the pedos here have a better life than you

I recommend a dosage of cute lolis to lighten the mood. Ignore the redditors

>>7073707
They’re not chipmunk teeth.

>>7072953
Her lon-lons are a little too big.
>>7073096
Juuuust right. <3

>>7078782
they are

>24/7 continuous slew of the same boring frog, feelsguy, and /tv/ phoneposter memes infecting every corner of the internet since 2010 (2008 if you count their reddit ancestors)
haha no problems here! keep em coming! #openbordersfor4chanboards #diversityisourstrength

>sfw picture of a 2d girl from a retro game gal on the retro games board
OHH NO NO NO WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY RUIN OUR COMMUNITY! QUICK, WE NEED TO GET TO THE SOCIAL JUSTICE ERA OF GAMES, BRING IN 7TH AND 8TH GEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>7054848
fucking same

>>7078861
I thought we’d reached a point where anyone with enough internet savvy to be on 4chan is cultured enough to know fucking teeth are drawn in anime style art, but i guess not.

>>7078874
Kys coomer

>>7079102
2010s anime style art*

and it looks fucking awful

>>7054282
What's the name of this particular bodytype?

>>7080497
>t.

>>7075720
Go back to /v/eddit

>Page 10
keep going lads

>>7082347
Aight

>>7082347
Gladly.

>>7082521

>>7082525
can't show more in this christian board

>>7082526
Oh my, you weren't joking. It gets X-rated very quickly after that.

>>7082542
the funny thing is the artist uses the dialogue from the game.
>you did it, you helped cremia!
>you could get used to this!

>>7082609
What a bitch

>>7082542
They don't have much time, it's the final day.

>>7082679
she sensed link's impure thought

>>7063720
Oh stop being nagging doofus.

>>7068880
Nope

>>7061558
Link can't do either and look at him

cummed

>>7077916
ah yes all us normal humans that take part in society love to converse on 4chan

>>7057858

>>7084238
What were they THINKING?

What were the mods thinking when they allowed 6th gen, sage this fucking bullshit.

You can only pick one.

>>7084731
OoT is 5th gen

>>7058854
>it was all a plan for Romani not to die a virgin

>>7082498
Link is for his sister only.

>>7057759
And an awesome one at that.

>>7054282
>>7054292

>>7085261
I guess it's been way too long since I played, cuz I definitely don't remember ever seeing her get abducted. Is the 3DS remake worth checking out?

>>7085349
they fucked up zora's swimming, there is a patch for it if you like that, besides that I'd say so, both 3ds remakes are solid

>>7085627
They didn't gimp the gameplay in any other way, make bosses easier, etc.?

>>7085752
The majora's mask remake made a lot of strange nerfs and changes from lighting to movement to making bosses less interesting, but it's worth it to play still if you have a cfw 3ds or can stomach Citra and can patch it with a fix that restores most original functionality, plus stuff like putting the transformation masks on the dpad and shortening the elegy of emptiness after its first playing

https://restoration.zora.re/

>>7085349
it's only if you lose

>>7084803
The one who can actually grow beyond teenage looks.

>>7054836
Is this a mod? I don't remember her tits being that huge

>>7087260
Why the hell would you want that?

>>7054282
stinky

>>7087737
That's exactly how I remember her milkers looking

>>7054282
Mentalize the scent

>>7056475
based and naturalpilled

Why are mods nursing this thread? It's nothing but coomers and pedophiles.

>>7088232
Just how I like my Hylian farmgirls.

>>7088592
Prolly 'cause it's fucking funny.

>>7085349
I played GC MM and 3DS MM back to back last week. 3DS MM is fine and it's honestly kinda fun to remix it a bit after playing the original however they did horribly fuck up the Zora swimming. It's bearable and unnoticeably different though if you buy some Chateau Romani before going anywhere you'll be swimming a lot, so before going to Pirate Fortress, the seahorse cave thing or the Great Bay Temple, get Romani's Mask, reset time, kill the Curiosity Shop owner's bird in Termina Field outside Milk Road for an easy 200 rupees (Takes about 8 arrows), use Song of Double Time to skip to 10PM day 1, buy the drink, then warp back to Great Bay.

>>7088684
You've convinced me to give it a shot, Anon. Thanks.

>>7088694
np bro, enjoy.
Fierce Deity is super easy to glitch after beating the game too unlike the N64 version. Go into firstperson with it equipped, swap it with something that you were allowed to select (like the Bow), close the menu, and press L and the slot with the mask at the same time. Just don't open doors with it or it crashes.

>>7088702
>Fierce Deity is super easy to glitch after beating the game too unlike the N64 version. Go into firstperson with it equipped, swap it with something that you were allowed to select (like the Bow), close the menu, and press L and the slot with the mask at the same time. Just don't open doors with it or it crashes.
Based. Thanks for the tip, Anon, I always wanted to walk around Clock Town as Fierce Deity Link.
>Tomoko playing an ocarina
Even more based. Thanks again!

>>7088592
why does malon trigger the tourists so badly?

>>7088801
Buncha yanks that don't cotton to southern gals, I reckon. Durn shame.

>>7070078
OoT has the Master Quest, which is fucking fantastic and makes me salty as fuck that they didn't do the same for MM.

>>7088684
>zora swimming
what's wrong?

>>7088904
>OoT has the Master Quest, which is fucking fantastic
This is a meme, right? They promised new content and it was barely different.

>>7069404
>I consider myself anti degeneracy, somewhat religious and extremely right wing, but you're a sweaty tryhard.
He isn't a tryhard, he's just a biological essentialist.
If you don't know what that means, he probably holds views that are twice as retarded as yours, but they are at least three times as consistent.

>>7089006
and you're ten times as gay

>>7054282
This is fucking disgusting. I guess Talon could easily lose his parental rights and have her placed in a foster family for not feeding her properly nor teaching her basic hygiene. Fucking Hyrule inbreds.

>>7089017
She's a farmer's daughter, Anon. Farm work makes one sweaty.

>>7089017
Please don't discriminate Hylian culture. They have their own standards and their own threshold of cleanliness.
Malon's sweaty exterior accompanied by a stench that is clearly a mix of horse dung, her own fluids and raw milk, is totally normal.

>>7089167
The fuck? That must be some good milk.

>>7089207
of course, it's malon's fresh milk.
for 500 rupees, link can drink straight from the source.

>>7089167
i love to see Malon in the Wind Waker artstyle

>>7089310
Custom model from the Randomizer

>>7089461
And the New Game + model (Hero's clothes)

>>7089461
>>7089463
cute!

>>7089167
If only.

>>7069942
>this ugly ass motherfucker sired a 8/10 daughter

>>7088938
The unique, faster and submergable swimming is locked to the magic-requiring R button attack, and the Zora instead swims like Hylian Link by default, which is why you need Chateau Romani (which gives unlimited magic) to restore the original ease with which to navigate the underwater portions

>>7089002
Eh, Master Quest is pretty darn good for when you last played OoT a while ago, since it gives you completely new dungeon puzzles.
The GC version is better though, since you're not forced to play in mirror mode/double damage mode.

>>7071467

not him but in its earliest it was apoltical
/news/ got infected first then when politics boards were created it just spread. Ever wonder why /pol/ is politically correct? Its supposed to be a containment board. Since 2016 and the magas joined it hasn't done much containment but its at least better than the previous politics boards.

>>7062952
They're called soccer moms because in the United States during the 90s and 2000s (and to some degree today) soccer was one of the most common after school sports for children of the middle class. You'd see middle age women driving around in SUVs full of kids bussing them from school to the soccer game and then home.

Many of these moms built their entire identity around their children and fundamental Christianity was pretty common among the white middle class at the time so you'd have these same moms trying to protect their children from sin like they're a Catcher in the Rye by being morality police.

>>7089461
>>7089463
Holy shit these are cute!

>>7088592
>Why are mods nursing this thread?
>It's nothing but coomers and pedophiles.
It's like you know nothing of 4chan.

>>7056906
Fuck off, retard. Lurk for at least 2 years before posting.

>>7062952
>Soccer
>Real men and women
Try rugby. Male pro soccer players are Oscar-worthy performers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAwwIlK2_-s

>>7067007
>rather than porn satiate carnal urges, have sex outside of marriage instead, causing illegitimate children, std's to spread, and people to become spoiled of one another so they take their partners for granted

baka
>>7061968
Parents are stupid now days. Sorry.

t. 31

>>7062246
Stop parrotting words like cringe, oof, and yikes, and etc.

>implying obeying = cringe
>implying people are lgbt to rebel
kys retard

>>7061985
very yes

>>7067025
Maturity is a buzzword at this point that has no meaning.

>>7067376
Pic related. Right winger invasioin when 4chan was always hyper-left.
>>7067667
>>larp
It's called roleplying you ridiculous parrots.

And they're not even pretending to begin with.

>>7060328
>this many replies over utter retardation
>remembering the newfaggot shit
>going to /v/

it really is /v/ here

>>7075423
kys

>>7091659
read the video comments
>men crush women ooga booga

>>7091703
>when 4chan was always hyper-left
People are still trying to peddle this "4chan used to be communist" nonsense?

>>7091703
Are you the anime philosophy white pride schizo from twitter who got doxxed as an Arab and made that retarded picture you just posted? It would explain why this thread is getting filled with pol autism. Were you even on this site before Chanology? Do you know what 7chan was, let alone 5chan?

Let's talk about controller maintenance, cleaning and repair!

I got a bunch of PS2 Dualshock2 controllers that just, in general, need to be cleaned but I got something that I really need some feedback on. I bought a SCPH-1080 PS1 controller (like pic, no analog sticks) off of ebay a short while ago and the d-pad is really stiff. I honestly don't remember if original ps1 controller d-pads were supposed to be this stiff or if it was just how they were designed (where as the Dualshock2 which I am most accustomed to is quite soft and easy to roll your thumb over for Hadoken motions). Is there anything in particular I have to do to make a Playstation controller d-pad more stiff or more soft or is that out of my control?

I like using playstation controllers, I use a cheap psx-to-usb dongle for playing old games on my PS3 and even modern games on my PC (Steam treats my PS2 controller as a XInput controller for all games). The only problem that I ever run into is that some of my PS2 controllers need to have their Analog Sticks recalibrated in Windows' "Setup USB Game Controllers" but it's the price I pay to keep using these great controllers.

>>7092357
Dude is pretending 4chan was hard left, that's a leftypol thing and they're from offsite entirely.

>>7084641
optimal distribution of the polygon budget

>>7056475
>but I think ladies--and guys--should all walk around naked
this would backfire faster than you think

>>7091703
>>7092315
>>7092357
>>7092373
Whatever you think you're trying to derail this thread, it ain't gonna work. Never ever underestimate the power of Anons about to COOOOOM in large numbers.

>>7092459
I'm not trying to do shit, I just can't help but marvel at stupid. If you want to post a bunch of cute pictures of Malon then go ahead, that's why I clicked on this thread.

>>7092459
>COOOOOM
You need to go back.

>>7092419
Works just fine in nudist resorts. It's a cultural thing.

>>7091317
I... what? Did you mean to respond to my post, Anon? There was nothing newfaggy about it at all.
>>7092464
I think this thread may have run its course. But if someone were to start a Saria or Princess Zelda thread, I’d gladly contribute to those.

>>7092467
To where?

>>7092476
/v/, /vg/, Reddit. There are many such places where zoomer cringe is embraced.

>>7092478
>being this obsessed with the worst generation
Get help.

>>7092483
They’re obsessed with boomers, so it’s only fair.

>>7092478
/vr/ is officially a zoomer board now, and there's nothing we can do about it.

How long do threads stay up on new /vr/ before they stop bumping in catalog? We are currently closing on two weeks of quality discussion.