/vr/ - Retro Games

No way fag

>play ddr all day with gf
>come back home and ravage that sweaty pussy
As a DDR man, that would make for a great friday plan.

>gf
Not with that LGBT belt, FAGGOT

>>7015125
I know this is hard for your teenaged /pol/ addicted brain to comprehend, but there was a time before the rainbow wasn't associated with LGBT faggotry.

>not getting to the mall on a bicycle or just walking
This explains a lot about current obesity levels

>>7015128
I know this is hard for your toddler /leftypol/ addicted brain to comprehend, but the rainbow flag has been associated with gays since the 1970's

>>7015168
Yeah buy its a girl thing too and you know it, ever heard of Rainbow Brite?

>>7015168
No the color pink was as it was feminine but wearing too many colors at once wasn't proper for any elegant fashion. Ergo the wild hippies took it.

And back to reality most gays look like they are in a biker gang back int he day. Dressed in leather and all masculine, as that is what they, gay males, wanted to see. Manly shit. It was the hippies that wanted freedom for freedom's sake, hence the ti die stuff, but that also ties into seeing all things swirling at once, the lsd stuff they hippies were into. It's both really.

The hippie tie die shirts is what it was about, not gay shit.

Not him by the by

>>7015185
>by the by
Opinion discarded, drink bleach.

>>7015185
Whatever you're babbling about is pointless. That was a known gay belt in the 00's

>>7015189
>>NOOOOOOYOU HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE A REDNECK OR NIGGER

This is vr, and 4chan, wherein we speak like white guys of whomst llistened to rock music in the 90s would talk.

>>7015185
Poofters literally rolled out huge rainbow flags for the Stonewall Riots in 1994. And fuck you for making me read up on homo history.

>>7015190
Yes yeeeess and long hair is communism.

Assholes come up with stupid shit all of the time.

It was brony belt if you weren't a zoomer you would know that, for post thousands memes.

>>7015193
The hippies and gays and feminists used to run it together but keep on being a faggot why don't you. You can defend something without being x thing.

Rainbow = freedom for freedom's sake. That's what hippies were about.

>>7015192
No, you dont have to speak like a nigger or redneck, just not some sóy swilling hipster nonce.

>>7015192
>whomst
Stop. And no one said by the by in the 90s you homo, I never heard anyone say that shit.

Anybody wanna fucking post worthwhile contributions anymore or do we just want to keep on giving up and being /v/? I recognize we're in post-nuke /vr/ now but this is ridiculous. Such a fucking garbage thread that even bernie stolar threads would be a welcome alternative. Fucking christ.

>Anybody wanna fucking post worthwhile contributions anymore or do we just want to keep on giving up and being /v/? I recognize we're in post-nuke /vr/ now but this is ridiculous. Such a fucking garbage thread that even bernie stolar threads would be a welcome alternative. Fucking christ.

>>7015212
Btvs ended in like 2003ish and the characters in it had said by the by at least once in an earlier episode, as it is mostly a 90s show and all I think it's 90s vernacular, hence why it's dead now. It's not post 2000s.

>>7015209
Why pray tell do the bean meme drinkers live in thine head rent free?

What even are they?

>>7014954
Maaaaaaaaan, I wish we had Dance/Rhythm game arcades in the amount that Japan and Korea has them. Would make the perfect activity to get some of my lazy pals out to.
Wish I was born just a decade before I had been.

>7015245

>>7014954
>>7015008
what was sex like with a girl in the mid 2000s? 34 yr old virgin here.

>>7015229
Use the report button, you dunce.

>>7017438
It was cool, you didn't even get called a rapist the next day.

>>7017438
Are you really a 34 year old virgin? Just pay an "escort" or something man even Chris-Chan got laid like that.

>>7015125
There was no gay people in the 90s

If they were around they were in hiding because we lived in a world where we knew they were deviants of society.

Rainbows were worn by cute girls not faggots back in the 90s

Now everything is taken up by fags and transpeople. We opened the gate and we ruined our world

>>7017661
Therr was a local restaurant in my town owned by two flaming faggots in the 90s. They were around. Hell pretty sure pride parades started in the 90s.

>>7014954
It's Indian Gwen Stefani.

>>7014959
FPBP

>>7017438
Wouldn't know, I'm 24 now and stopped being a virgin at 19. Haven't gotten laid in nearly a year and a half though and I've only fucked four women. I imagine it was better then than it is now though since social media and other bullshit weren't corrupting all of their souls and turning them into narcissistic, annoying cunts.

>>7017730
Fat chicks don't count.

>>7017862
Only one of them was. Two of them were slightly curvy but not fat and my ex GF had a really nice, petite body.

>>7015008
>>7017730
>>7017905
normalfag get the fuck out
i miss when people wouldn't storm in and brag about how many women they fucked and got called out for it

>>7017910
>that seething jealousy

Stay mad simplord.

>>7018047
simp would imply i care about women. you seem to care immensely given that you came in the thread and instantly posted how many whores you got on your dick. let me guess, you came in from the 2007 cut-off board update?

>>7018047
>simplord
This really is /v/eddit 2 isnt it?

>crabs that can only communicate thorugh wojaks and memes
>low quality effortless /pol/ tier bait attentionfagging
/vr/ 2020

>>7018749
yup, thank the literal transexual moderators of /vr/ for the change.

wow, thanks mods. you guys are fucking losers.

>>7018768
>>7018763
The crab meme is a redditor meme you realize.

>>7014954
>What's the date? The year?

>>7017667
Hicks getting internet access was the real mistake

>>7019041
Go get pozzed, queer.

>>7017661
>There was no gay people in the 90s
what a fucking moron.

>>7015185
>No the color pink was as it was feminine
God, this thread just gave me flashbacks to that year in high school where all the dudebros wearing pink shirts was trendy. God that was awful fashion trend.

>>7014954
OK, but only if you got Alanis Morissette on 8track

>>7017438
hell of a lot easier for you to just drop her off and then pick up the next girl. now they expect you to text and snap. they don't give a fuck about it other than seeing that you're not fucking around. not having your location on is a red flag. before they could call your house and if you didn't answer you could say you fell asleep. and the one good reason for a straight bachelor to have a cat is finding where the cat likes to jump on and putting your phone there so you can say the cat knocked it off the hook(you gotta have them catch it once). it was a lot easier. but now it's easier to find people that just want to fuck, so if you don't want to keep a good girl in your back pocket you can easily get GPS coordinates to pussy.

>>7015125
>Not fucking vagina
This is literally the definition of gay

>>7014954

Oh we're gonna go to the mall alright, to play Mortal Kombat II and Daytona USA.
If I even see you near that gay ass dance machine I'll slap you in the face.

>>7015168
Definitely in the 70s & 80s it was not mainstream knowledge.

>>7018059
You're a fag bro

>>7020368
and you're a run of the mill normalfag. i guess that makes us even

>>7014954
Sure, I'll show you how to do Drop Out on Maniac.

i'm so glad baggy pants died

>>7020615
These aren't baggy pants, these are an eldritch abomination

>>7020627
Looks like a shitty thing to wear if you get caught in the rain.

>>7020643
as a shitty baggy pants wearing teen in the early 00s, they really were
they'd get ripped to shit too, the bottoms ended up becoming fucking disgusting and god fucking forbid you walk through a city or an amusement park or something cuz then you're going to have candy and gum stuck to your jeans for eternity

>>7020615
what? noooooooo

>>7020615
If you go to Japan you can still see some cool kid wannabes wearing them

>>7019320
>8track
What is this, 1979?

>>7014954
Some people just play DDR while other live it.

>>7020703
I wore pants like the second guy from the left's pants in the year 2000 kek

>>7015135

That girl's local mall was too far to walk to if you planned on dancing after your walk. You'd wreck your feet! And would you really expect her to ride a bike in those pants?

Also, DDR is much much MUCH heavier exercise than either walking or biking.

>>7017905
>slightly curvy but not fat

Anon, this is another way of saying "fat".

>>7021184
Sounds like I've got better taste than you then. If I wanted to date an anorexic skeleton I'd go dig up the grave of your mom.

>>7020762
no but that Winnebago is

>>7020703
suddenly I wanna play SSX

>tfw you missed out on pre-cancel culture/pre-social media youth
Fuck you boomers. You always complain about everything but you had it too good.

DUB I DUB I DUBIE DU DU DU

>>7015197
>It was brony belt if you weren't a zoomer
You're a decade off dude.

>>7021341

If you wanted to date a girl who wasn't fat then you might pick a girl with a "really nice, petite body" like the last one you mentioned. She doesn't sound like she was fat. The two fat ones were described as "slightly curvy BUT [excuse]" instead of "slightly curvy AND [additional positive descriptor]". You chose to say "but" because you knew the thing you'd just said was a bad thing, by your own standards.

People who have brains that work correctly when stationed before a dinner table or a shelf in the store's snack aisle are not "anorexic". Some of them have really nice, petite bodies. Some of them have really nice, muscular bodies. Some have really nice, voluptuous bodies. None of them would prompt a person to say "curvy bbbbbut not fat I promise" or anything smelling remotely like it.

Go back to your feeder dungeon or whatever now.

>>7020703

Haha yeah that's pretty much how those pants work. Every guy looks like a doofus who is trying too hard, and every girl, if she is pretty to begin with, looks adorable and awesome.

DDR is the best by the way, but this whole thread should be deleted.

>>7015128
>teenaged /pol/ addicted brain
Literally no one on that board watches porn. Have you even perused any threads?

>>7020703
I really like the Colgate look she's got going on

Sorry, I don't date brown girls

ayyy yo

>>7021675
I wonder what princess sevenleaf would look like in them?

>>7014954
>>7020703
>jncos

Why the fuck did they ever make those for women. They're birth-control-wear for dumpy bull-dikes

>>7024083
>tfw old-enough to remember Kriss-Kross and the backwards jeans fad

The only reasonable explanation for that look is for "easy access" for anal penetration . Kriss-Kross were a gay hip-hop duo.

>>7020703
I worked at a Hastings Entertainment in 2007 and this black dude used to come in with pants like the guy in orange. God they were fucking huge.

>>7014954
When will the turn-of-the-millennium fashion come back?

>>7025575
they make my pp hard, if only because they remind me of the unattainable girls that surrounded me when I was in high school

>>7026515
When most of the people who were in HS then have kids that are in HS, so just in a few short years

>>7026612
>low cut jeans, spaghetti strap tops, and choker collars
My body is READY. I hope general design aesthetics from then come back too.

>>7020703
Back when the biggest pants got you the girl even if you were the ugliest

>>7015125
anon, trannies didn't exist back then, only drag queens, it was just GLAAD

>>7014954hard
>baggy tent pants hiding hips, legs and ass
lol you faggots got robbed hard. generation before you spandex and tights were in, ripped jeans showing asscrack if they were a rocker.
generation after you fucking camel toe and ass covered with a thin layer of yoga pant

>>7029536
asscheek not asscrack

>>7026515
never

>>7017661
Flyover fag detected

>>7017661
Is

this

bait?