/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7005694
That one in particular is based on a gorilla.

>>7005694
ur mum

SOUL

>>7005694
WHAT WETE THEY THH V CINIBG

>>7005694
OI WOT DID U SAY ABOUT ME SPECCY U GET

computer castlevanias avgn ep when

"ah yes, the kids will want this"

>>7006285
I bet I could do a better one than he does.

>>7006981
wtf

>>7006992
no you can't

>>7005694
blaby

>>7006981

the kids did like this kind of thing

>>7006981
>>7007026

Comic books, especially sci-fi, especially 2000AD.

They look amateurish because they were low budget, low priced games for a relatively tiny market.

>>7006981
That one's actually pretty great. It illustrates how Miner Willy is struggling to adjust to his new found wealth. Drinking Champaign until he makes himself sick, still wearing his work boots. The newspaper hanging next to the toilet is a nice reminder of his working class roots also.

>>7006285
October 31st

>>7005771
Very interesting

>>7006981
As opposed to the clean-cut, soulless, utterly bland burger game covers of yesteryear? Yes, please.

>>7007209
https://www.dentistry.co.uk/2016/01/06/english-have-better-teeth-than-americans/
https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20151216/are-british-teeth-really-worse-than-american-teeth#1
Seethe. Cope. Brush your teeth.

>>7006285
>avgn ep
You mean Screenwave? James doesn't even write the scripts anymore he just shows up to the studio they built for him and reads his lines.

He says the words but the observations and jokes are this man's and others.

>>7007242
Kino

>>7008332
i wish this fucking living turd gets boo'ed out from the audience one day.

>>7008321
>American game art from the same period
>bad

You have to be 18 to post here

>>7005694
A chi etc c guy aaa

>>7008615
>grabs one of a Infinitesimally small number of exceptions
>thinks it's the rule
Fucking retarded faggot. And don't even get me started on the censorship, as it pertains to your box art. Laughable little shit.

i typically loath when people say shit like this, but I miss the old AVGN so fucking badly

>>7009302

>>7006981
filtered

>>7009345
You really do enjoy living in denial, don't you? If you knew anything you'd know that the reason the black box NES games all have covers that are essentially screenshots is because people felt tricked by the games they bought never measuring up to how amazing the covers looked. It's okay though, nobody is perfect.

>>7008329

Thats just not true. As an Aussie, when i moved to Japan the first thing i noticed was how fucked everybodies teeth are, after some googling turns out they don't have flouride in the water like you cucks. Every single British expat i meet too has fucked teeth.

>>7008615
Is that literally just some plastic toys they sprayed silver and photographed?

>>7006285
boy I sure do wanna hear every possible permutation of shit piss buffalo diarrhea ass for the 100th time

>>7008615
You picked like the worst example of box art lol

>>7009875
Still shit. You're the one in denial.
https://www.google.com/search?q=amiga+box+art&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiY9_Si_8XsAhXBYMAKHetRA4IQ_AUoAXoECAQQAw&biw=1348&bih=735
You'll notice that the majority of the best box art comes from Yuro devs, and completely shits on your feeble attempt at a gotcha. Cope, seethe, insert 'chan buzzword here...

Fag.

>>7010612
>my personal experiences verses actual authorities
Why even bother posting that faggotry?

>>7011116
If you say so.

>>7011116
Dude totally

>>7011116
Man those yuro covers sure do shit all over America

>>7011116
Burgers confirmed for buttfrustrated

>>7011116
Nothing but stellar pieces of artistic genius on all those British micros

>>7010643
kek

>>7007227
2000AD still was miles better than anything burgers came up with, there is a reason that 2000AD authors that started to work in America are now considered the genre classics.

>>7011531
That's german cover.
Also the game is shit, and the only reason it frequents top lists is >muh Bitmap Brothers company faggotry. They were pulling Romero's "rockstar developer" thing a decade before Romero on a smaller scale, successefully. There is a reason that no shitty youtuber's vid on it has any footage past the first 10 minutes.

>>7011556
Nothing wrong with this one, except being cheap. Which is expected from the scene products anyway.

>>7011493
>>7011531
>>7011545
>>7011547
>>7011556
So much fucking cope. Some much seething. So much desperate faggotry from so few posts. Cry for me, bitch. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Already posted a link to images that shit all over anything you have to offer. PATHETIC. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

>>7012343
>wanting to be superior this bad

>>7012350
I know. Posting so many responses, so many gotcha attempts. So sad.
>p-p-please, I know my burger art is shit. Let me have this one though. I beg of you, don't let me be utterly ridiculed this one time...

Absolute state of bongistanis

>>7011493
>>7011547
>>7011556
Unironically love these.

>>7007183
Better than modern James? My pinky toe can make a better video than the withered husk he left behind.

>>7013092
Nah you couldn't.

>>7011467
>actual authorities
Weird way of spelling zog propaganda machines

>>7007183
>>7013094
Fuck off Mike

>>7011467
>muh authorities
Typical brit

>>7013109
rent free, James >>>> Mike Cucktei

>>7013116
Exactly, Mike. Glad you understand.

>>7008321
I like burger games.

>>7013418

>>7013420

>>7013424

>>7013095
>anything not run by NatSocs is a Jewish prop. machine
Kek.
>>7013114
>Typical (B)rit
>never read a bong history book
You're stupid like a summer day is long.

>>7013420
>TM burger

>>7005694
Was that for the ZX Smugtrum?

>>7010643
>>7006285
Yep. Did you expect the guy to go into a detailed technical explanation of what went wrong with those ports?

>>7010623
Yes that's exactly what that is.

>>7006981
to be fair it's a pretty accurate depiction of the game's plot

>>7015458
Nobody wants to watch an episode of the nerd being apologetic for shit-tier computer ports of japanese nerds, people want to watch him lose his mind on it, like on the Mega Man DOS episode.
Prepare for a new influx of anti-Amiga posting once the nerd discovers the abomination that is Amigavania.

>>7005694
Their 9/10s

>>7012343
take your meds you fuckin sperg

>>7013418
That wiener looks a tad bit rapey

>>7008332
jews ruined avgn

>>7016565
>>7015458
Jesus, dude. You've samefagged this same exchange with yourself in three previous threads. Aren't you tired of it?

>>7015458
All I'm saying is that avgn is trash and his "im angery" gimmick got old 5 episodes in

>>7011556
This is actually great box art though

>>7016802
>(T)ake your meds(,) you fuckin(') sperg(.)
Irony is once again lost on the Americunt. That reply looks rushed. Almost like you were irate while you were typing it. Seethe, little homo. Seethe...

>>7017757
no the problem is you're the guy who bitches about how cartoons were better in 1998 when you were 6 years old without realizing that you're not the target audience anymore. same goes with AVGN. you were in his target audience when you were 14 and now you're not.

>>7018128
kys Moviebob

>>7018128
Well, by that token I could also argue that James isn't a pissed-off 20-something anymore either, he's in his late 30s and is married with a child. If we grew up, then so should he.

>>7017837