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Who is /vr/'s favorite retro gaming expert? Mine is either Jeremy Parish or Kurt Kalata of HG101 fame.

>> No.6990108

>>6990105
Why does he look like a communist?

>> No.6990121

>>6990108
because he is
he pozzed retronauts

>> No.6990123

>>6990121
Why didn't POGS ever get a video game?

>> No.6990126

>>6990105
Another day, another thread about this Parish nonce.

>> No.6990136

>>6990121
Then why do you keep posting his hideous, soulless, bugman visage? Some kind of troll?

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>>6990105
He's sexy as heck, but then again I have a strong Orville Redenbacher fetish.

>> No.6990169

>>6990147
>"You know I would eat this baby given the chance, right?"

>> No.6990232

>>6990105
I thought his Thumbnail Theaters were hilarious back in the day, especially the Star Wars prequel and Matrix ones.

>> No.6990234

>>6990232
>Shinji, get in the fucking robot

>> No.6990235

>>6990105

Does "myself" count?

(Based, I might add?)

>> No.6990253

>>6990234
>Obi-Wan: Master, I still don't understand. What's that horrible sucking sound?
>Qui-Gon: Don't you understand? That's George Lucas sucking all integrity out of his franchise.

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>>6990253
I always loved that sidebar rant he made about the state of the Megaman X franchise by comparing Capcom to X6's Griound Scaravich. Paraphrasing
>his sole strategy is to roll out a big ball of robot shit
>and if that doesn't work?
>just roll out a BIGGER ball of robot shit

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>> No.6990423

>>6990108
He is a fucking commie.
OP keeps posting the same fucking shitty e-celeb thread every fucking week and the mods don't give a shit.
Fuck your antifa faggot e-celeb, OP.

>> No.6990428

>>6990423
What's his endgame? If he constantly posts threads about a commie e-celeb, everyone will magically become communist? It's just obnoxious, and will likely have the opposite effect.

>> No.6990450

Imagine wearing the albatross of chrongaming the fucking GameBoy library around your neck.

>> No.6990457

>>6990428
>and will likely have the opposite effect.
Ding ding ding, you figured it out. He's a triggered snowflake and thinks if he spams about this guy enough, personal army and all that.

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This week in Retrocucks, we bend the knee after getting mugged!

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>>6990428
He's just autistic.

>> No.6990461

>>6990457
So he's a falseflagging natsoc? Perhaps I judged him too quickly.

>> No.6990462

>>6990121
How can he pozzed something he started?

Also reminder all the former 1up staff are fags.

>> No.6990465

>>6990234
>>6990253
>>6990264
That's the kind of faggot snark comedy writing someone like Parish would write.

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>>6990465
His obsession with gin as a grownup drink for big men is just fucking laughable. Faggot, you're doing fucking Let's Plays for fourteen-year-olds who lack real world friendship. The fact that you think you're 'legitimizing' it by sipping on a cocktail just proves what a tone-deaf communist insect you are.