/vr/ - Retro Games

Fuck what people say. Just play whatever you want.

>>6956076
No you haven't.

>>6956076
>Rex
>Quazatron
>Sabre Wulf
>M.A.S.K 3
>Dan Dare
>Highway Encounter
>Feud
>Jetpac
>Lunar Jetman
>Nonce Quest
>Atic Atac
>Knight Lore
>Tau Ceti
>Target: Renegade
>Deflektor
>Laser Squad
>Chaos
>Head Over Heels
>Cybernoid

>>6956161
this

>>6956076
Who are you trying to impress? Play what you like

>>6956174
>Nonce Quest
Probably the most representative Spectrum game.

>>6956076
>need blood
>fresh flesh

>>6956416
I'd gladly let that goblinette munch on my flesh, if you catch my drift.

>>6956076
>I've been told that I should stop liking NES and japanese systems
No one has ever said this to you, you stupid fucking shitposter.

>>6956076
Man shes wants the D.

>>6956909
A white cock in her dark brown vagina. Up and down, a white stain within her brown cave.

>>6956076
I feel bad for James, its clear girls were really into him after he got famous and he could've gotten some hot fangirl poontang, but he already had settled for his cow wife due to his low self-esteem most of his young adult life.

>>6956174
>No Jet Set Willy or Technician Ted
Are you even trying?

>>6957169
I don't feel bad for the guy who made a living playing fucking video games

>>6957169
You have never been in a relationship.

>>6956892
I don't follow, please elaborate

>>6957185
Shut up. I spent my 20s and early 30s settling with fatties and now with a qt 22yo. Glad I never got married. I don't even care if it's temporary. I'd rather have a year of this than 10 with some depreciating cow.

>>6957169
I call bs, what hot fangirls are after James? How is it clear? Your statement sounds like if James was a famous rockstar or something, most of James' fangirls are trans people in their 30s or 40s.
>>6957185
Sounds about right.

>>6957169
who says he didn't cheat on his wife the hundreds of times he went touring the states?
I bet he plays the "nice guy" image as a facade, secretly he's probably a womanizer. I know a number of guys like that.

>>6957206
No you haven't lol

>>6957218
>rockstar
it's 2020, rockstars don't really exist anymore (unless you count rappers as "rockstars").

>>6957221
Nah, I've seen that floated around and there's no way James is like that. James is way too insecure / low self-esteem to be a secret chad.

>>6957250
I dunno man, I'm not seeing any signs of insecurity in those pics with fangirls. No hoverhand at all, he's even pushing this chick against him here, making her chest touch his body >>6957221
And insecure beta would never do that.

>>6957250
>nooo! I'm a virgin and never talked to a girl so the e-celeb I hate can't be a chad! I can't accept it!

>>6957234
bruh, the point is girls fall for singers and such because of their songs, videogames are not going to do the same thing - watching a man dressed as a nerd shitting on an old game is not going to make any normal girl wet, it is not going to attract groupies. What evidence do you have of this, that what... a few hot girls posed with him, that must mean they want to fuck him? When is seriously the last time you left your house? You must be paying that 22 year old "qt" a lot because you're weirding even anonymous people on 4chan out just by typing.

>>6957274
dude, not him but you're fucking delusional if you think a famous guy like James doesn't have fangirls, and yes they do want to fuck him.
It seems you just want to cope at this point.

>>6957294
You're right. Reminds me of the comic book guy, Robert Crumb. He's one of the ugliest men alive yet he was swimming in poontang back in the 60s, 70s and 80s simply because he was famous. It probably helped that he has a 9 inch schlong as well.

>>6957421
James isn't even bad looking though. He looked like shit for a while (after he made his movie), like fat and bloated, but now he's back in shape.
But yeah, when it comes down to it, fame is more than enough to get pussy, just look at all these rappers.

>>6957421
Cripes, Bob Dylan was never much to look at but he fucked the hottest women on Earth back in the day.

>>6957169
I didnt even know of avgn or James in 2010 but it looks like Hot girls were showing up to video game conventions trying to fuck him.

>>6957435
Hos wife ruined his movie

Re-wrote the ending so the girl goes with the black guy instead of the nerd at the end.

Ruining what could of been a low budget classic.

>>6956115
fpbp

>>6957491
That didnt ruin the movie. You are just insecure

>>6957206
Incel alert

>>6957571
back to watching your bbc porn, cuck

>>6956076
He's gonna tap hot latina ass

>>6957594
Not even white, limp dick.

>>6957610
And eat her burrito and spice sauce

>>6956076
The whole world wants to kill English men. Fuck those pieces of shit, I’d rape their mums if didn’t have such fucked up teeth.

>>6956076
Do you think James looks back at this picture and regrets not picking up this hot ass brown girl, instead settling down with a post walled, ex whore, blown out, troll looking sjw. Or do you think he just regrets his wife entirely, without this photo?

>>6957621
Doesn’t mean you aren’t a cuck, retard

Damn that body language. She wants it.

>>6957491
well in anycase she shouldn't have any say in his work anyways. It was his movie, let his friends give some nerd-like input but why include someone in the creative process that has to do jackshit with the actual material?

>>6957926
She did bear him 1 healthy child his wife

>>6958815
She was co-producer on the AVGN movie and demanded a black guy be casted

Then Re-wrote the ending ruining his movie

>>6957571
It ruined the movie even if the black guys part was played by a white guy it would if ruined the movie.

But the ending really sucks with the black guy getting the girl and James wife wrote that part.

>>6958848
It would still be shit but if the the guy was white, people on here would care way less. For years people here just bitch about specifically about the black guy.
If the Nerd really was supposed to get the girl originally then it just sounds like Jame's wife got jealous.

>>6958857
Well yes

Like I said even if the black guy was played by a white guy the ending would if been ruined.
The nerd was supposed to get the girl at the end.

James letting his wife make decisions on his movie killed him making movies.

>>6958891
>The nerd was supposed to get the girl at the end.
Lmao

>>6957294
Get outta here. James isn't "famous" by any stretch of the imagination. He has 3 million youtube subscriptions is about the biggest claim to fame he has. He's a mini-celebrity. There are thousands of people more famous than him in America. It also depends on the type of material he makes and the fans he gets. Don't call me "fucking delusional", you have no idea what you're talking about. There are literally ZERO fangirls of the type you're talking about.

>>6957421
Yeah and he was probably really good at actually attracting girls. I think a lot of you are confusing social proof with celebrity alone getting you tons of young wet pussy. James' mini celebrity status gives him social proof only, and it's pretty impressive he can command such a lot of people viewing him but that's not enough. That's just one factor in attracting women, he still has to be good looking, fit and woo them.

>>6957294
Get outta here. James isn't "famous" by any stretch of the imagination. He has 3 million youtube subscriptions is about the biggest claim to fame he has. He's a mini-celebrity. There are thousands of people more famous than him in America. It also depends on the type of material he makes and the fans he gets. Don't call me "fucking delusional", you have no idea what you're talking about. There are literally ZERO fangirls of the type you're talking about. Being a real celebrity also involves having money which is a part of what attracts women. James has some money but he blew a lot of it and it's an unreliable source of income.

>>6957421
Yeah and he was probably really good at actually attracting girls. I think a lot of you are confusing social proof with celebrity alone getting you tons of young wet pussy. James' mini celebrity status gives him social proof only, and it's pretty impressive he can command such a lot of people viewing him but that's not enough. That's just one factor in attracting women, he still has to be reasonably good looking, fit and woo them. Tublord and the others all have their own mini celebrity status, is that going to get them 20 something year old pussy on a plate? Obviously not.

What the fuck is up with the James fanboy spamming the board recently? This is like the fourth thread I've seen in two days.

>>6959293
This seems really nitpicky to try to pretend like a guy doesn't have an online presence with millions of fans. He's not Brad Pitt, but it's not like he's a literal who either.

>>6956115
This.

>>6957221
It's true, most special ed students who can't look people in the eye are notorious cheats

>>6956076
>no girl will ever look at me that way
it hurts

>>6959313
He has 310k twitter followers, the vast majority of people who follow someone on twitter aren't invested in them enough to be called fans. I would say he has a few thousand rather than a few million people who could be called fans.

James is also getting too old for fangirls. The age of fangirling is teens to early 20s who will see James as a bit like their dad at this point. The few susceptible girls would fangirl some zoomer youtuber.

And yes, he certainly is a literally who among most females. Get out of your bubble, noone know or about AVGN shit except people into retro which is still unusual in today's world.

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>>6957189
I'll need further clarification as well. The fuck are you on about

>>6959367
>James is also getting too old for fangirls.
You are never too old for fangirls lol. And fangirls are also in all age ranges. I know a number 40 year old women who will still throw it back for Tim Curry.

>>6956076
>mmm oh James take a shitty diarrhea dump on me :) :)

>>6959371
You keep moving the goalposts. He factually has fans.

This James shill is fucking delusional. He was already tied down with April when he got big, he didn't fuck a single one of these women and you know it.

>>6959293
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>>6959367
All this literal cope is honestly embarrassing.
Dude, get over it. James is a famous person and yes there are girls who are interested in him. The fact this gets you so angry honestly tells a lot about you, though.

>>6959734
You're a fucking weirdo.

First of all I'm not the same person you're quoting with all those. Secondly "so angry"? I'm not in the slightest bit "angry", I'm stating to you as self-evident fact that James being AVGN will not by itself make girls flock or be interested at all in him romantically.

>>6957234
>basedface

>>6959775
>I'm not angry! But let me sperg about how much I want to do mental gymnastics about a famous person not being really famous and how girls aren't interested in him despite there being blatant obvious photo evidence!

>>6959803
It's more like an inverted basedface. Reminds me of the kind of weird faces Jim Carrey would do rather than the soijak ones.

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>>6959813
None of those are real

>>6959371
Every game developer, game journalist, cosplayer, youtuber and streamer knows who he is. Don't understimate the Nerd's popularity. No need to overestimate it either, but he's indisputably one of the most famous people in the hobby.

>>6956076
>I've been told that I should stop liking NES and japanese systems
Is this how autists think? What you like and dislike isn't a flip you can switch.

>>6959367
>see as their dad
>a negative thing
Never dated a younger woman, have you?

>>6959831
Quit fantasizing, gramps.

>>6959834
what is daddy issues and elektra complex.
Anyway, not him but holy shit you ARE coping in this thread. Young, socially inept and jealous of humble guys like James.
Zoomers were a total mistake.

>>6959834
I literally don't have to, and even when I'm old enough to be 'gramps' I'll still date far younger or not at all.

>>6959826
The only people on your list who would likely have heard of him are game developers and game journalists, and that's only in the US.

>>6959852
I know someone who definitely is aware of him: a stunted man who is very jealous of James being famous and getting attention from girls. Do you know him? I'm sure you do.

>>6959840
I'm not that guy idiot. What is it with you assuming everyone who says something you don't like must be the same person? But yeah as a fact girls who are 24 will almost never date someone 38 and up. Now if he was an actual legit celebrity yes the rules would bend, but as has already been explained to you he's not.

>>6959865
>But yeah as a fact girls who are 24 will almost never date someone 38 and up.
You're dead wrong.

>>6959865
>but as has already been explained to you he's not.
So these girls looking at james with lust eyes on the photos are just pretending, right? It obviously has been proven that James' fame is just an illusion and that, SURELY, no girl is ever interested in him, right? Please tell me no girl is interested in him, I'm too jealous of him.

>>6959865
>But yeah as a fact girls who are 24 will almost never date someone 38 and up.
Weird way to admit you don't know any women besides your mother.

>>6959734
I didn't say he didn't have fan girls who are attracted to him, I am saying he never fucked any of them ad you keep implying to make him sound like some chad.

>>6959894
I dont think most of us are arguing that he did fuck them. Most people are just pointing out that he's generally liked and has people attracted to him. Spoiler: most people fall under this category.

>>6959902
I should clarify, when I say most people fall into this category, I mean most people have at least a few that are attracted to them, not that most of people want to fuck James lol.

I don't know much about AVGN but the guy is
>white
>blue eyes
>not fat
>famous
>has a likeable personality, doesn't get involved in useless dramas himself
There's very little chances he doesn't have at least a couple thousand girls lusting after him all around the world.

>>6959840
>what is daddy issues and elektra complex.
It's called folk psychology. I.e. not true.

>>6959914
k

>>6959902
There is a guy that keeps posting pics of girls around James in these AVGN-centric threads and implying he fucked hundreds of them like a rock star

>>6957258
I don't think he's that insecure, but she probably pushed her chest into him herself. I don't think he's that confident. Mike would do it, though.

>>6959919
And that bothers you why exactly?

>>6959919
Yeah that's not most of us. It's probably a fanboy/girl that wants his dick.

>>6959927
>Mike would do it, though.
Girls aren't interested in Mike lol, it's always only about James. Seen Cinemassacre at PAX some years ago and literally all the girls just screamed James' name. Mike was only talking with a few male fans at the signing event.

>>6959934
To be fair I don't give a fuck about Mike either.

>>6959928
It's not that it bothers me, its that hes insisting on an obvious falsehood. Make shit up and you get called out for it.

>>6959954
I mean james being a rockstar with a body count in the hundreds does seem outlandish but it's also something so silly that I cant imagine getting upset about it.

Smoke a bowl.

>>6959954
I'm not the one claiming James fucks his fangirls though, but there's a person here who seems legitimately angry at James being famous and having girls interested in him, see:
>>6959293

>>6959880
jfc this again. Is this because I ignored your comment the last time you farcically claimed there's "picture evidence"? I was going to respond to it but it was just so delusional and ridiculous I didn't know where to start.

Alright time to learn about the birds and the bees: a lot of normal people love to take pictures of people with them, especially of famous people, it doesn't mean they want to fuck them. Girl with "lust in her eyes"... dude that's the fucking light, it's a hot girl who is looking at James. That's even aside from the fact that plenty of girls go hoeing around the place playfully but would never actually fuck half the guys like that. These are the things normal people learn when still in highschool.

So I reverse imaged one of the girls and she talks about how she got to get a picture with AVGN. She's not fangirling him, he's a celebrity to her. How on earth you thought that a girl standing in a picture with a celebrity meant they would fuck him shows how out of touch with reality you are.

https://www.deviantart.com/zeldafreak701/art/Me-The-Angry-Video-Game-Nerd-128373863

Now again before you start strawmanning me again, I'm not saying James wouldn't have great chances with women because of his mini celebrity status. I'm saying he's not going to have hot young women flock to him like a major celebrity would. I don't know why you're trying to argue this obvious fact.

>>6959964
I already smoked one earlier but once again, make shit up and you get called out on it

>>6959985
>actually typing up all that shit
Not gonna read all that shit my man. You're obsessed with the fact girls are interested in James.

>>6960026
Smoke another, my dude, and don't stop until you can see the astral plane.

>>6957169
Imagine thinking this way lmfao.
Clearly he loves her and she makes him happier than used up gaymur thots. A happiness you'll never know because you're too busy wacking it to Pornhub and anime chicks and thinking you're too good for a woman with some flab or body hair. A true virgin cuck.

>>6960103
You are correct and also based.

Not gonna lie, April was a cutie back in the day.
Now she got fat but... who knows, as long as she's good in bed, maybe she can keep James happy.

>>6956909
FUCK THE "D", THE "D" CAN SUCK MY DICK!

>>6960112
How is anyone calling her ugly? She cute.

Some of y'all need to lay off the porn.

>>6960143
She doesn't look that good nowadays... mainly because she gained a lot of weight, but if she ever decided to work out, she could become a hot MILF. If anything, I bet she has some nice milkers.

>>6960153
But dude, there was a hot girl in the OP and she totally looked at him dude, he was so in there and he threw it all away.

>>6960153
She wouldn't look bad with extra weight either.

>>6960170
My dude, you really need to stop being so obsessed with this. You're becoming as sad as the dude you're trying to mock.

>>6960112
Well yeah she is cute when he met her but her inserting her race mixing ideas into his movie is not appropriate.

He is better off married if he was living the bachelor lifestyle he would of probaly not as be as successful.

>>6960354
Shes pretty fat now

Can confirm that James is popular with girls, well, at least the group of girls I know from a local gaming group I have on facebook, everytime anything AVGN-related comes up, girls always comment on how James is cute and what not.

We already know Spectrum is unplayable, but what about Commodore 64? It actually got a Castlevania port, how is it?

>>6962338
Could have been good, suffers from being a rush job and the music is ear rape.

>>6956076
That girl is a store employee bored out of her mind she has to stand there all day. Not one of his fans.

>>6957169
James wife is a fat cow. Mike is the one who ended up getting all the fan pussy

>>6962457
>visibly smiling
>touching her hair
>eye-fucking James, not even trying to hide it
>buttons on her jacket completely stripped, showing all of her cleavage
anon, stop coping, it's embarrassing. If it annoys you that James has girls interested in him, hide the thread, or just ignore it.

>>6960143
She looked fine in that photo from 14 years ago. She is a fat slob now with grey hair.

>>6962461
>all the fan pussy
Where? Erin wasn't a fan, she's a smart girl who's attractive and is using her attractiveness to make money off YouTube. She was talking and flirting with various other famous youtubers until she could catch Mike.

>>6962461
Am I the only one who thinks her face actually looks similar to Mike's...? Look at her nose, it's very similar to Mike's nose.

I prefer Mike's old ex from the tmnt pizza video. Nice tits too

AVGN's wife is still cute. You can tell she gained and lost a lot of pregnancy weight (look at those fukken guns). Like most Western women, she's aging like milk in the desert, but is still doable though.

>>6962516
Even that photo on the right is very old. She is way fatter now.

"I married her so you don't have to!"

>>6962492
I hope an old sex tape drops. I want to see Mikes hog impale this little slut

>>6962516
A qt wife that bloats once she's financially secure is par for the course in the West also but at least that explains why he's with her.
>>6962526
If I'm not mistaken that pic of Mrs. Walker is pretty old so she's been ham from the very beginning of his career. What's Doug's excuse? High school sweetfart? Got trapped before he got famous?

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>>6956909
Oh yeah?
>>6956076
You should stop liking NES and japanese systems, and devote yourself to microcomputers like the Spectrum or the commodore 64.

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>>6959826
Oh god yes I want to eat all of James Rolfe's shit.

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>>6962558
Does anyone else fantasize about James and Mike eating eaachothers shit while slathering it all over their naked bodies? Fucking hot.

>>6962516
I would unironically kill for arms like that. Arms have always been my big problem, they are borderline freakishly small. It doesn't really matter that most of it's fat, girls love big arms.

>>6962717
I would unironically kill to eat a big plate of James Rolfe's shit. Yum.

made for AVGNBC

Based james

OH COOL ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING THREADS!

>>6962756
Mike likes the commodore 64 but hates the, spectrum

>>6956076
His wife takes it black so he doesn't have to.

>>6963689
That's because he's an American and based as fuck.

>>6956174
Deflektor is a fantastic game btw. (I played the C64 version). And kinda on topic it was even ported to japanese systems like PC-88, PC-98 as well as the X680x0. Compared to the other ports it reached japanese shores rather late, but at least it was ported to those systems.

how could Mike hate the Spectrum? he's American. chances are he's never even seen one IRL let alone played games on one.

>>6963782
>implying e-celebs ever actually play the vast majority of stuff they talk loudly about.

>>6962714
Imagine all the cocks she sucked.

>>6963782
Mike is an avid collector, AND cinemassacre constantly receive gifts from fans, meant to be for James, but I bet a lot of stuff goes to Mike. You can bet some brit Cinemassacre fan sent an Spectrum with lots of rare tapes too.
Mike did talk about the Spectrum in multiple streams, he always shittalked it though.

>>6964126
Do you imagine all the asses that sat on a public toilet when you do your thing there?

>>6964152
I don't sit on public toilets, only pee.
I can never shit in any bathroom other than mine.
But as for Erin, I would totally fuck her asshole.

>>6964160
>I haven't left the house in 20 years except to get food for me and my mom.
I see.

>>6964176
LMAO this guy shits at public bathrooms.

>>6962714

theres nothing there mate

spectrum can't do action.

>ive been telled
>youteller

Spectrum doesn't have any game outside of Jetpac.

>>6966838
t. knows nothing about retro games outside of muh nintenduh

>>6966857
>instantly deflects nintendo
why do speccers always do this? why are they so traumatized by Nintendo?

>>6966857
A lot of us grew up with TI-83, but we don't consider them "real games" or good. Speccyfags are embarrassing.

>>6966857
>noooo nintendo didn't save the industry! the world would be much better if people played willy jetpac instead of japanese games!

>>6962461

Joe from Gamesack almost got this

>>6967918
You think he ever had a chance?

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>>6967985

quick rundown?

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Doug tried to cheat on her with Nostalgia Chick and she told him to fuck off.

>>6972112
Creepy how they look like brother and sister.
Something about Erin's nose and mouth creeps me out.

>>6956076
I think the chick might be professional wrestler Renee Michelle before she got into wrestling.
https://youtu.be/UdSu5U0GXDg?list=PLh5l8A2oAdBsDZacwMitc5CiAcgyAXOUo

James? I don't care about that cuck. I'm only here for based Motherfucker Mike

>>6974349
Back to bed Matei, you have to be awake for more streaming for maybe 125 people and beg for free subscriptions.
Meanwhile, James is probably receiving head from Erin. Who's the cuck now?

The CPC has better games than the ZX

Never got the appeal for microcomps. There’s only so many time you can code hello world unless you’re some serious programmer making and using retro programs or something. The games are usually all jank on them anyway especially compared to consoles

>>6956076
>I've been told that I should stop liking NES and japanese systems, and devote myself to microcomputers like the Spectrum or the commodore 64.
No, you most certainly have not.

>>6956076
brehs...

>>6974845
>The games are usually all jank on them anyway especially compared to consoles

Of course, then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-ooexrHLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc0XDOUFOPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXE70rvzODM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAe-Y579g0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JxfpLsnyLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCdmp5cUms0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9yEmSK3EUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miD-PpeY6Ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ruBuzQ2yuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsTnQdK-RhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ROMm8tHYU

>>6974845
Nobody ever got to make his own game on a console; they're closed box consumer products for normies.

>>6975458
What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3upsSUPMU

>>6975171
I know

>>6963689
Sounds like my tastes except I don't like c64 games much, never played the zed x tism, and love the fuckin Amiga

>stop liking NES and japanese systems, and devote myself to microcomputers like the Spectrum or the commodore 64

It is funny, cause in 90s I switched from ZX Spectrum to Famicom at speed of light and had absolute fun playing it and very good memories (never even considered going back, i mean yes basic was fun, but I had no manual and waiting eons to just load a game from cassette and later 5.25" disk, while also having to carry heavy boombox).

t. East Europe

>>6976397
a famicom soundtracks, just based, just based... i don't remember if I had sound on ZX and if I would your ears will bleed blood.

>>6962516
>AVGN's wife is still cute. You can tell she gained and lost a lot of pregnancy weight (look at those fukken guns). Like most Western women, she's aging like milk in the desert, but is still doable though.

Damn, why is it like that? I know a person who was skinny but gained a lot of weight after birth and still looks like big chunked.

>>6962714
Disgusting taste mate

>>6956076
Is that his gf or something?
Her expression says "I guess I'll have to endure hating everything about him to get a ride on the fame and money train"

>>6976449
No, looks like she's someone working at the store, some assistant.
>Her expression says "I guess I'll have to endure hating everything about him
How? Her expression says "I want this nerd to ravage my latina pussy"

>>6957421
>9 inch shlong
Still 1 inch less than Mike

>>6976497
>he fell for the dick meme

>>6959875
statisticaly he is right, but james could still be an exception

>>6976516
An exception would be a guy who isn't famous at all.
I can bet both my testicles that there's at the very least a handful of teenage girls who would love to get fucked by james.

>>6956416
she can blow my nes cart

>>6957004
I'm not really following you

>>6959318
what if that actually happened and you blew it out of the water?

Think of all the normie attractive women out there, they would much rather a regular guy with a respectable and authoritative position in society. Not someone where his biggest claim to fame is videos of him saying "shit load of fuck" going around the internet about things that they often believe are stupid children's toys.

>>6977027
>one week later
>still doing mental gymnastic to accept the truth, that is, that no girl looked at you in that way, and never will
Time to finish coping and move on dude.

>>6959293
>Yeah and he was probably really good at actually attracting girls.
Crumb literally said that girls did not even give him the time of day until he was famous.

based James making latino pussy wet

>>6974845
filtered

>>6972112
Are they related?

>>6956892
what do you mean?

>>6976457
>latina

>>6978456
I think the same... she looks eerily similar to Mike.

>>6960112
His wife looks like the type who never washes her pussy.

>>6981225
Nice

>>6956076
She wet

>>6981262
Agreed

>>6976498
Mike has a big floppy donkey dick and you don't.