/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6951274
>metroidvanias
>difficult
lel

>>6951292
Ever actually played Jet Set Willy cunt?

>>6951274
Doctorfag here: The fact that they are taking him to Walter Reed almost certainly means that he’s requiring oxygen. I’ve seen patients go from needing a few liters of oxygen to being intubated within a matter of hours. This is serious.

>>6951323
Uh ok? What the fuck are you talking about nonce?

>>6951274
>recognise
Nice American spelling

>>6951334
...Parish is American you imbecile.

>>6951334
Recognise is the british version retard.

>>6951364
so? maybe a British bloke wrote it cunt. so what?

>>6951274
would you stop posting this garbage? do i have to wreck your stupid argument into oblivion on this thread now too?

>>6951274
Not a real quote. Just made up shitpost by some sad anon on here.

>>6951274
Metroidvania is one of the gayest terms ever created for anything, and that's why the terms Willyvania and scotformer are appropriate satire for Jeremy Parish's small-brained hackery.

When will he discuss the origins of scotformers or belt scrollers?

>>6951453
It's Parish's argument but I dont recall you ever wrecking anything. Go ahead.

Call me back when one of these bongs who spend all their life inside their mom's basement trying to do "impressive" shit on the speccy manage to mod jot sit wally to actually have scrolling.
Until then, dream on.

>>6951539
Speccy can do scrolling so why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWwZLsMd9TY

>>6951531
No it's not. He never said that.

>>6951567
Did so, cunt

>>6951318
of course not, why would I play a shit?

>>6951584
Be gone nonce

>>6951531
>>6947162

>>6951274
>the kick-you-in-the-testicles difficulty
Wow, did he just assume my gender?
Putting him on my block list. #nottolerated

>>6951728
>one joke

>>6951336
>>6951364
How the fuck can two people be so bad at recognizing sarcasm? He’s casting doubt on those being Jeremy Parrish’s words because of the spelling, you stupendous retards.

>>6951736
Is /pol/ inhabited by japs or something? I don't get it. Also, this seems a little racist.

>>6951274
>jet set willy
>jeremy parish
two things i couldn't give a lying fuck about

>>6951756
*flying

>>6951756
Nah, you were right the first time. OP's image isn't a real quote, so it's all lying.

>>6951745
It's a forced meme off leftypols new hangout bunkerchan, all of it variations on other memes because they have no creative force.
It also fails on /pol/ cause they find it hilarious as an attempt so it's mostly used to shill other boards like /lit/.

>>6952371
I love when forced memes utterly fail on their target board, so the creators pointlessly spam it on other boards where it will inevitably gain even less traction. It's like watching a slowly dying animal.

>>6951274
I like his videos' production value and information but the guy seems pretentious as hell.

>>6951529
>white
>receding hairline
>glasses
>turbo lefty
>dislikes hard games
>can't play, uses other peoples footage
Parish is a walking meme

>>6953814
>dislikes hard games
He does? I haven't read anything by him recently but I remember him at least loving Etrian Odyssey and its sequel back when they were new.

>>6953856
Yeah, I'm a bit drunk right now so I can't remember which videos, but I've seen multiple instances where he gets butthurt about getting filtered and tries to nitpick instead of admitting he's a casual

>>6951274
>>6951529
What a chad

>>6953856
He became infamous in 2000s for trashing Ultimate Ghosts n Goblins for PSP, and according to a recent podcast he still considers it one of the worst games ever made.

>>6953891
>>6953913
Yeah now that I think about it Etrian Odyssey is only really hard in the sense that it's unforgiving and you permadie a lot, but it doesn't require you to git gud when it comes to agility and timing since it's all turn-based.

>>6953814
>>can't play, uses other peoples footage
He has literally only done this once or for stuff like obscure Japanese microcomputer games or something that are just briefly mentioned as asides in a video about another game. His whole series is built around him documenting not only the game but showing the physical cart and manual etc as well. He buys them complete in box for the series then resells them due to the outrageous cost.

>>6951518
this is the correct thinking

>>6951274

>>6953992

>>6953992
That angry masculine power fantasy Mr Driller

>>6954001
>JP Kunio Kun was based off 80s yankee delinquent culture
>US Renegade was based off the movie The Warriors
Irritating annoying and awkward shit like that is why I'm avoiding internet social media.

>>6954031
You're on social media right now.

Also, Renegade doesn't give off The Warriors vibes. It's just a generic kung fu flick plot. Now The Combattribes feels like it was based on The Warriors, with it taking place in New York City and having a plot point of uniting gimmicky gangs to take over the city.

And as a slightly awkward moment, the gang in question was called Ground Zero in the original version.

>>6951274
Woo cares about this nobody

>>6954001
any more structurally-oppress-'em-ups from the 90s?

>>6954198
>structurally-oppress-'em-ups

>>6954209

>>6951292
Some of them are

>>6951546
This runs way smoother than it has any right to.

>>6956073
The Spectrum is a fucking champ, cunt. It can do scrolling marvellously but a Metroidvania doesn't have to have it. I would argue that scrolling is detrimental to the gameplay experience by adding dead space, fixed screen is all the wheat and none of the chaff.

stop liking nintendo please

>>6953958
>Etrian Odyssey
>permadie
Why do people say shit like this about games they've never played? Fucking retards.

>>6951274
HEY OP NICE SPRAY PAINT JOB THERE

>>6954212
What is this game? I must play it

>>6956679
DJ Boy

"I invented the term 'tank controls'."
-James Rolfe

>>6951274

>>6956935
Stunning and brave

>>6956935
>no way that's a real quote
>checks wikipedia