/vr/ - Retro Games

when i played mario and died 3 times and it put me back to the first level

Where my ragebros at?
I've always been a ragebro. I used to bite controllers, slam controllers, and I even kicked a hole in a wall once. One time I even popped a friend on the top of his head with a controller (pretty lightly, to be fair). I've mellowed out a bit, but I'm still a ragebro. Smashed the fuck out of my phone not too long ago. Most of the time I just turn it inward and bite my hand, sometimes until I bleed.

>>6911639
>being a bitch

>>6911639
I broke like 3 handhelds by throwing them at the wall, and I used to take out discs and scratch them on the ground. Not as hardcore as you though.

>>6911578
I twisted a first party Dual Shock 2 in half down the center (basically moving my hands in opposite directions as if it was a NeGcon) while playing Tony Hawk's American Wasteland due to a buggy ramp not registering when I was trying to jump at it for a challenge multiple times.

I have no idea how it happened. Maybe one of my ancestors was a waterhead and in that moment I channeled all of his ethereal Tard Strength, but I twisted it clean in half like it was nothing.

I was shocked, and then immediately felt like a complete fucking idiot for destroying one of my controllers, and I have never damaged a piece of videogame hardware since.

>>6911578
Mario Tennis for the N64. That game was fucking bullshit. I spiked my controller so hard it sounded like a maraca afterwards. Hormones really make you do some stupid shit when you're younger, huh?

R-Type Sega Based System

>>6911639
I've broken multiple electronics by throwing them at the wall or smashing them on some hard surface

>>6911639
>>6911662
>>6911720
I've slammed my hand into my keyboard a couple times, occasionally I'll slap the arm rest of my chair, and once or twice I've squeezed my mouse like a stress ball. But %99.50 percent of the time, I just alt-f4. I just stop playing if I'm not having fun anymore. I will never understand this sort of rage at vidya. Why not just stop before you get so frustrated?

>>6911717
Same but in the PSX version

God are you all fucking violent spastics? I can't fathom getting so mad at a fucking video game that I would destroy anything I spent my hard earned money on. Just fucking take a break for fucks sake

You guys need to relax lmao
It's not normal to break a controller dawg

>>6911960
>take a break
I prefer to give a break.

>>6911960
This is when I learned not to be a violent spastic desu. When my dad saw me beating a controller by the cord he took away the console for several months and told me if he saw me doing it again he'd sell it.

>>6911995
That's one reason I took the bitepill. No property damage, and biting down hard and drawing your own blood is very satisfying.

I often wanted to throw my controller or hit the console as a kid, but my mom would tell me that I'm not getting a new one if I break the one I have, so I had to swallow my anger. I guess it was a good thing.
As an adult I don't break things because I have to pay for them myself.

>>6911997
Dude that is not healthy behavior

>>6911578
I was getting wobbled in grand finals of a local Melee tournament and I stood up in the middle of the game and kicked over my chair and started screaming.
The other guy ended up winning the set. I applogized to him after the set and he was pretty cool about it.

>>6912151
>Melee
Every fucking time.

>>6911712
>Hormones really make you do some stupid shit when you're younger, huh?
Yeah, tell me about it. I used to rage when I was a teenager, but ever since I hit 20, the angriest thing I can muster is "This game sucks" and then I turn off the console.

>>6911578
I've done that quite a few times. It was usually a shit controller that caused the problem and deserved to die anyway.

>>6912260
>Blaming inanimate objects for your inability to master your emotions.

Nothing more satisfying than spiking a controller after a game throws bullshit at you. Even more satisfying when you've invested a lot of time into said game, competitively or otherwise.

>>6912605
I remember getting my ass beat by the Komodo bros in Crash Bash so bad that I spiked a controller right into the tile floor. It was amazing. Shattered like china and pieces flew everywhere. It was some shitty offbrand PS1 controller too, so nothing of value was lost.

>>6911997
fellow bitebro, ive bitten my hand so much over the years that ive developed rough calluses over my knuckles, pretty satisfying to bite into once the self hate kicks in

>>6912524
Blame your parents genes for your inability to master basic reading comprehension

playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein drunk. Getting my ass handed to me by these Madonnas. Throw controller on the floor yelling cunt whore bitch as I stomping my controller

>>6911578
I used to rage pretty hard, I had anger issues in general and was addicted to games.
I've grown up and see myself as a completely different person now a days.

>>6912010
Dude we're on 4 channel. What did you expect

>>6911578
I don't even remember the game exactly because I was like 9 at the oldest, but I threw a few controllers across the room before. Luckily, I was at a friend's house so it wasn't my stuff getting thrown.

I don't rage at games anymore. I think I either just chilled out in general as I got older or just am not THAT into games now. Deliberately broke a bunch of phones in college though.

lmao just cheat bros

>>6911578
>fighting games
I throw my controller to the wall once, lucky I didn't destroy it an it's still usable.

I don't think I raged much, I used to just put the controller down and run off scared with dreamcast, I cried once when I got owned hard at Red Alert 2 as a kid, although I smashed up a shitty mouse that kept dying when playing counter strike then panicked when it wouldn't work lolz, I was playing Red Alert 2 yesterday and my bf said I was getting mad as shit but I was yelling at my shitty allies who were doing fuck all when I was the only one that was being attacked and then retaliating they took out my oil and some of my base but I ended up winning.

>>6913426
You just rage on here, not at your vidya hardware? At least you show restraint there :^)

>>6913429
I rage at my m8s shitty ass discord full of """memes""" than anything on here.

>>6913480
what’s discord?

>>6913481
Some faggot shit my m8s make me use, I miss MSN, IRC, AIM, Skype, Teamspeak because of it

>>6913494
>make me use
yikes

>>6913496
>Yikes
Please don't,
As long as you stay out of 'servers' it's fine

>>6913512
Sorry anon, you’ve already managed to make me feel embarrassed on your behalf. Maybe one of your friends will tell you to grow a spine one day and you’ll go through with it finally.

>>6913514
lolwut

>>6913548
I’m embarrassed for you, that as a man, you let your friends “force” you to do something you don’t like. And if not that, you were lying about it to agree with me. Either is sublimely pathetic.

>>6912196
That's because you are extremely low test. At 20 you are still very young and hormonal. Stop ingesting søy, faggot.

>>6913552
Well as I said I avoid servers so it's not bad but it feels like I don't have much choice these days, I left my old account cause it was full of that shit and half my old internet friends I don't wanna talk to anymore cause they've somehow dissolved into spineless twitter fucktards who can't stop speaking like wiggers or black passive aggressive bitches like "don't @ me change my mind" or boring shitgay "memes" that are just the same fucking shit with a bit scribbled over a word changed and other embarrassing shit, just embarrassing to see people my age doing this shit, I just associate the platform with that in my mind but with my current account I have less fucktards and join less servers so it's not so bad... Hense why I still bother with it

>>6913579
>That's because you are extre-
I didn't ask.

>>6911578
I once got so angry at WWF Attitude that I raped my teddybear

>>6911578
and nothing of value was lost...

>>6913481
nothing but retarded shills and bots, DO NOT USE!! barely any real people oti, and shills use discord! don't ever install it, it's also hard to get rid of if you do. it's spyware and it does NOT want to go away.

I used to cry because Battletoads was such utter bullshit and it was my first and only console game for a while. Kids are persistent I guess because I can't comprehend why continuing to play it was more logical than finding any other thing to do, any other hobby.

>>6911578
imagine chimping out like an actual nigger at a VIDEO GAME.
Just lol

>>6911578
Wasn't retro but I remember one time acting like the chosen one when he couldn't get the pyramids out. I was already in a bad place mentally as it turned out (though I wasn't fully aware at the time) and these laggy ass jap shits kept fucking killing me in shitty bullshit ways in splatoon. Fuck those laggy cunts. I just fucking screamed and ran around my house raging the fuck out.

>>6911639
Dude I literally have bipolar and video games are one of the few things I just can't seem to get mad at. It's a game dude. Talk to a therapist, and fucking git gud

I want to know the relative diets and exercise levels of ragebros. I don't actually care how in-shape you are, I'm not making fun. More like what types of foods are you putting in you primarily and what type of activity you're getting. Roid rage is a thing, so it seems possible to that gaming rage could be a result of minute testosterone overages from some factor, doesn't it?

Would ragebros in this thread respond to a poll about whether they feel that their test levels are high/normal/low and what physical activity they get up to?

>>6911639
when i was a kid i used to occasionally touchdown a controller or whisper-shout a bunch of swear words under my breath so my parents wouldn't here. i still very occasionally have the impulse to throw shit but if you just sit with that unga caveman hulk smash energy for a few seconds it goes away

>>6915667
You might be a schitzo dude, get checked

>>6916469
>i'm totally not one of those shills he's talking about
looks legit

>>6916616
Watch your back, gangstalkers are everywhere.

>>6916297
Raging hard with destructive physical violence is very high test. Men with those impulses dominate, but due to laws, they have to turn them on objects or themselves to keep from doing shit that would send them to jail.

>>6916325
I've been a lifelong ragebro. Used to be quite obese with an awful diet and now exercise, and I'd rage hard. Now I'm lean with decent muscle mass, exercise 5 days a week, and have a pretty good diet, and I still rage hard. It's my one alpha trait, and I can't even show it off in public because it would get me arrested.

not retro but when i ranked down from B+ to B in street fighter iv and i punched a hole in my wall

>>6911578
Everquest. When I died before I got enough XP to safely stay in the level and would get bumped back, or if I died from a train or some other stupid shit. If that happened I would often punch my knuckles bloody on my desk.I don't play MMOs anymore.

Just for people who don't "get it":
>something makes me mad
>entire body gets hot
>every muscle tenses up
>tremble a bit
>feel sick and almost nauseous, but all over, like every orifice on your body wants to expel everything it can
>vision blurs slightly
>mind goes blank to every thought besides "BREAK EVERYTHING NOW"
>so overwhelming that the body just instantly acts on the impulse in order to make the feeling go away, the most control you have is the target of the outburst, and oftentimes even that can't be helped
>the sensation is only fully expelled by breaking something or causing self harm; soft targets like pillows do nothing and hitting such things will likely only prolong the episode
>once the energy has been expelled, a cool, calming, nearly orgasmic wave of relief rushes over you
>return to normal

>>6911712
>Hormones really make you do some stupid shit when you're younger, huh?
I never had the rebellious phase when I was a teenager, I always thought the stereotype was cringe. I occasionally raged at games in childhood though. I can remember throwing my Gameboy in the bathtub when I was like 6/7 since I couldn't get past the electic gym puzzle in Pokemon Red. Surprisingly neither the Gameboy or the game were damaged from it

>>6911578
People who smash controllers up are absolute manbabies and some even brag about it LMAOOOOO

>>6911578
I wanted to annihilate the Twisted Metal Black disk so many times after I got killed by some boss or some bullshit would happen.

>But I never did because I'm not a faggot and take care of my shit.

>>6911578
Starfox adventures “push A until your thumb literally breaks” missions. Banjo Tooie has one too. Wasnt worth it to buy a turbo controller. Im usually good at traditionally difficult games but I do not have athletic thumbs and it frustrates me. R rather I think my thumbs are perfectly fine and as fast as they possibly could be, but the games disagree. This makes me autistic meltdown levels of angry.

>>6917664
accurate

the release of 'pressure' (for lack of a better way of describing it) in that moment is completely overwhelming

>>6911639
I didn't go that far but I was also pretty bad. Broke so many controllers and often hurt myself out of frustration.
Most of that was during online multiplayer games. I have dropped them entirely for entirely this reason. I still miss some of them, but I know I would eventually lose my shit again.

>>6919672
I forgot to say, F to my controllers and all the other stuff everyone ITT broke.

Unironically mario sunshine. The secret levels without the fludd, just pure pain. My mom made me quit playing and I spazzed even harder. Not proud of it but haven't had an episode since.

>>6911578
Skull Monkeys

Neverhood is so good. Skull Monkeys is so bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kobhbaRZFCI

Before I got better of my anger issues, I'd get infuriated at multiplayer and unfair junk

But never had I ever gotten so made as playing F-zero GX story on very hard. It was chapter 7, The megacock level of course.
I had been struggling for days doing it. But finally, Finally I had almost done it. I entered the loop ahead of Black bull and blood hawk and could boost non-stop to the finish. Then all of a sudden my wavebird died and my machine veered to the left and exploded outside of the loop. I had never felt such anger at a video game. I got up. Turned the gamecube off and just laid in bed for half an hour. I was so mad and beyond anger I felt no emotion.

>>6911639
Right here. I’ve broke many controllers. Sad this is in 31, married, and have 4 children. One time I even took the power brick from the back of my Xbox one and slammed it on the ground shattering it. Just today I was replaying RE1 Directors cut and accidentally pigeonholed myself into a bad save file. When I start the game I have no health or ammo and where I need to go has like 30 zombies in between. For 2 hours I was trying to reach a room and almost getting there. Once I finally got there I forgot to bring the chemical so it was all for nothing so I slammed my controller onto the tile.

Other than that I’m a rather happy man lmao.

>>6917634
Not being able to even control yourself is literally the opposite of domination, but sure brother. "Cope", as they say.

>>6918090
learn to use green text properly

>>6911578
actually was play Crimson Sea on original Xbox and I got so mad at some stage that I threw my duke controller at the fucking screen. nothing much happened. the controller had a bruise and nothing happened to the tv. other than that I don't rage that much about vidya. this was when I was like 17 or something.

>>6917664
>once the energy has been expelled, a cool, calming, nearly orgasmic wave of relief rushes over you

Pat Bateman tier response

>>6913748
>I didn't ask.
>yeah, tell me about it

>>6921594
>Taking common figures of speech this literally

I did some psycho shit when I was a kid. I almost never mention this because every time I remember it I feel deep pain knowing how much of a psycho autistic shithead I was when I was a toddler. It's hard for me to even type this shit even though I'm anonymous.
slamming carts or controllers against the wall was nothing, I did stuff like:
>throwing a super nintendo through the air repeatedly, effectively breaking it in the act
>stabbed a genesis' cart slot with a kitched knife, destroying all the pin connectors
>slammed a game boy color against a piano, breaking the screen immediately (maybe this isn't that uncommon)
I was a super spoiled kid so I got new replacements immediately, which I didn't deserve honestly.
Of course I'm completely different now, I can't even comprehend how did I get so fucking mad at a game.

>>6911578
jak and daxter 2 docks segment when i was like 12. punched a hole in my bedroom drywall in true edgy autistic tween fashion.

>>6921767
Not as hardcore, but that docks segment was the first time I ever said "Fuck" around a family member.

>>6916325
I was never fat or even chubby, but I was "soft" for quite a few years. Shit diet and exercise. Then I got into super shape, martial arts, boxing, and heavy weight lifting. Still am. Rage has been consistent throughout. Never had test checked, but it's clearly pretty high in my dad. Take of that what you will

World of Warcraft, when it turned all my friends into mindless raidzombies who cared more about catering to guild drama than hanging out.

For those who dont get it

>something makes me mad
>entire body gets hot
>every muscle tenses up
>tremble a bit
>feel sick and almost nauseous, but all over, like every orifice on your body wants to expel everything it can
>vision blurs slightly
>mind goes blank to every thought besides "FUCK EVERYTHING NOW"
>so overwhelming that the body just instantly acts on the impulse in order to make the feeling go away, the most control you have is the target of the outburst, and oftentimes even that can't be helped
>the sensation is only fully expelled by FUCKING something or MYSELF; soft targets like pillows do nothing and hitting such things will likely only prolong the episode
>once the energy has been expelled, a cool, calming, nearly orgasmic wave of relief rushes over you
>return to normal

>>6921585
What is a bruised controller?

>>6921748
The fact that you can look back and realize that your behavior and realize that you were both enabled by being spoiled and that your behavior as a little tyke was pretty fucked up is a really good thing my man. Unlike many of these fucking retards in here who think they're top tier alphas for shitting their diapers and going into full down syndrome autist mode, you actually learned and grew as a person. It's only worth so much as some random anon on 4channel, but I got legit respect for you man

>>6911578
I threw a Gamecube controller once. not sure which game I was mad at... possibly Viewtiful Joe on hard mode?
controller worked ok after but it sounded like something was shaking around inside, idk

>>6911578
I broke a whole two-story desk to the ground, with my pc, monitor, keyboard and mouse over it, this time I lost a real close, long match in starcraft 2 online, by slamming both my fists down on it. The whole thing just came rumbling down altogether.
Haven't touched the game since.

>>6923801
>Starcraft
>2
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/

Playing this pos for an hour. Get to end of level, glitch prevents me from exiting. Check online guides, I did everything right, but game won't let me exit. Rip cartridge out of n64 and smash on the floor. No regrets.

>The fact that you can look back and realize that your behavior and realize that you were both enabled by being spoiled and that your behavior as a little tyke was pretty fucked up is a really good thing my man. Unlike many of these fucking retards in here who think they're top tier alphas for shitting their diapers and going into full down syndrome autist mode, you actually learned and grew as a person. It's only worth so much as some random anon on 4channel, but I got legit respect for you man

Smash Ultimate was the first time I've ever thrown a controller in my life.
I've been with the series since melee, loved it, played Brawl and Smash 4 competitively and loved both of them (Yeah they were slower but I still had fun). Ultimate is the maddest I've ever been in a fighting game let alone a video game. I've beaten every mega man, all the souls games, I've even finished the Dark world in meat boy, but nothing has made me more infuriated with a game than Ultimate.

Can't say I ever had angry throwing rage, but way back in the day DMC 3: Special Edition's Vergil fight, namely 2 and the final, had me FUCKING MAD with how difficult they were on Dante must Die.

>>6924043
nice selfie

>>6911578
broke two keyboards trying to break a world record arcade score. i just beat keys so hard it's like they owe me money.

>>6911960
where do you think you are

>>6918046
Test is a mood balancer but DHT could cause issues. Also diet controls this somewhat, omega 3 helps to calm mind. Some English prison did a test by adding o3 into the food and it reduce fighting by almost 50 percent or so. Dosage needs to be high enough.

>>6917664
for years i was like this it turned out i was dehydrated try drinking 500ml of water every few hours