/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6890513
I remember having a Crash Bandicoot toy where he was on a big gray rocket when I was really little.

>>6890582
Riding in top of it? The was a fast food toy.

>>6890513
Year & brand?

I've got a shitton of Final Fantasy stuff packed away as well.

>>6890513
Does new stuff count? If not I'll post something else to compensate.

This I own.

All I have is a hello kitty sanford and a really old sonic which seems to have voice box but never worked

>>6891378
Zangief*

Nintendo pogs.

>>6891415
soul.
do zoomers still collect pogs or sticker albums? I always loved the idea of collecting artwork while also being able to trade with other people.

oh my god this brings memories, when i was a kid I had many nintendo plushies (mario, luigi, dk, wario) and i played smash bros irl with them, Good times. Also as a kid I remeber playing emerald on pc, and due to pokemon hype bought a glameow plush, it had a flexible curly tail, one night i was feeling horny so i started to fuck the tail.

reminder that this exists and there's still no Doom figure

>>6891279
Holy fuck nostalgia tripped my ass off

>>6891546
>>/vp/

who tf buy these anyway

>>6890513
>/v/ /soi/ thread

>>6891254
you wasted your money and your life.
>>6891425
yep, anything for retro cred.
zoom zoom.

>>6890513

I have a bunch of Primal Rage toys including this guy who never even appeared in the final game.

I cannot fucking imagine spending cash on a doll or action figure as a grown ass man. Holy fuck.
>b-but I have sex and a job and I can do what I want because that's what a man does! and video games are toys too!
Lol, no actually you're just a faggot playing with dolls.

>>6892021
Probably because you have such little disposable income lol

>>6892021
yep, this is what virgins do.

>>6891873
Being bitter won't make your life any easier, anon.

>>6892027
>I'm gay because I have money to be gay
The de facto defense of every autistic virgin who ever lived. You don't know shit about me, the only thing we know about each other is that you are an adult fucking man who collects toys. That is fucking sad and any justification for it is laughable. I don't care if you shit benjamins, you are a failure and a beta male.

>>6892039
>having money is gay
What even is this cope?

>>6892043
It's you pretending I said something that I didn't to defend the fact that you're buying fucking toys as a grown man.

>>6892021
I personally don't have any, I just like looking at memorabilia/merch pictures.
You sound like you never get laid, though.

>>6892047
I don’t buy toys lol where’d you get that?

>>6892053
>I personally don't have any
lol

>>6892057
>dude I don't buy toys I'm just defending adult manbabies buying toys in a thread about buying toys
You can lie on the internet but you can't lie to the face you see every morning when you wake up, look in the mirror and see a faggot staring back at you.

>>6892063
Show me where I did any of that retard lmao

>>6892047

He's so mad because he does not have money. I'm sorry man. I'm sure you will find a good job someday. Good luck.

Posting toys upsets zoom zooms? Neat, I'll dump some stuff then.

>>6892070
Please post more. I’m very upset seeing how much money you spend on toys lmao

>>6892069
>you must be poor because I'm a literal manchild
I don't really follow your logic.

>>6892075
He’s not saying you’re poor because you’re a man child, he’s saying you’re poor because you treat such small amounts of money as a precious commodity.

I have this KFC Pikachu on my headboard.

why would you spend money on toys when you could get high, play music, shoot guns, fuck women or do absolutely anything else? this board gets sadder and sadder every day.

>>6892080
This, but shooting guns is gender neutral and even fags can enjoy that

>>6892078
>He
(You) are equating a disdain for buying toys as a fucking adult to being jealous, when in reality you're deflecting. Whether you're a millionaire or I'm a pauper doesn't change the fact that you spend your money on dolls. That is fucking gay my dude.

>>6892083
I don’t buy toys though lmao

>>6892080
You can definitely fuck Pokémon dolls.

>>6892079
...or maybe this one didnt come from KFC. Not sure where I got it then since I only recall getting Pokemon beanies from KFC
>>6892080
You sure sound like a grown up. I hope I can be as cool as you one day.

>>6892071
No problem man.

>>6892070
imagine being a woman and walking into this dude's house, and strewn amongst his mid-70s decor are a bunch of old cartoon figurines with chipped paint, accented by the smell of musk and decay associated with old things. just imagine walking into that environment and still wanting to have sex.

>>6892089
I can picture it now

>>6892084
What's sad is that you not only buy toys, but are ashamed of it, lol.

>>6892092
I really don’t, it’s weird that you’d try and suggest I do, all I said was that you were poor lmao

>>6892089
>amongst his mid-70s decor are a bunch of old cartoon figurines
Sounds pretty chad to me.
What would dry a vagina is walking into a room with cheap 00s decor and no figurines because zoomers are too soulless and low test for toys.

>>6892096
>I buy toys
I know.

>>6892097
>zoomers don’t buy toys
>grown men not having toys makes womens’ vaginas shrivel up and dry out
Did you get this from your toy trade magazines?

>>6892097
>Sounds pretty chad to me
Considering you are an adult man who buys toys, yes, I would imagine it does.

>>6892101
Alright anon, whatever helps you feel better in your poverty lol

>>6892106
>ashamed of the toys he buys
stop

>>6892108
I don’t buy toys anon, why is that so hard for you to understand?

>people getting this triggered over people owning toys
Best thing to come out of /v's sixth gen outcasts getting dumped on here. Please keep it up. I'll be sure to pull out some toys to photograph tomorrow so I can add more fuel to the fire.

>>6892112
>seething boomer
Music to my ears lmao

>obsessed anti-toy anon is spamming the thread
neat, free bumps.

>>6892109
>I'm mad because some kid half my age is calling me gay for buying toys so let me keep repeating that I don't buy toys in the thread I made about buying toys
okay.

>>6892103
well zoomers aren't getting laid in general, I think it doesn't have to do with toys, though.

>>6892116
>thread I made
Nigger what

>>6892113
What would you like to see? Mario or Pokemon?

>>6892112
So basically, you're saying that 6th gen zoom zooms are less gay than you?

>>6892123
what do you mean?

>>6892123
personally I'd like to see you successfu,l happy and getting laid. unfortunately you traded those possibilities for plastic figurines.

>>6892126
the boomer is attempting to communicate through his dolls

>>6890513
i used to have this cool as shit digivolving metalgreymon as a kid
and i fucking LOST IT

>>6892128
>>6892126
Would you like photos of my Mario toys or Pokemon toys? I have some Sonic memorabilia, but I don't know if they really qualify as toys.

>>6892132
show butthole

>>6892132
Gimme all your Pokémon toys fanned out by color

Realistically speaking, how fucked are zoomers?
>got the best years of their life cucked by corona
>Already were fucked anyway due to porn and internet addiction
>cancel culture and metoo, on top of all that
I'd be angry as hell if I was a young man trying to get laid in 2020, too.

>>6892139
I’m sure most zoomers throw away better pussy than you get lol

>>6892139
you were angry when you tried getting laid in 1986 but we know how that turned out

>>6892140
I'm already married, but I mean, do zoomers can even get pussy?... I dunno. My teenager niece was complaining the other day about Tinder girls not wanting to meet strangers, corona and shit.

>>6892134
Sign up for my onlyfans.
>>6892136
That'll take a while. Stuffed too, or just plastic?

>>6892142
How many hundreds of pounds does your wife weigh

>>6892140
>>6892141
Truth hurts, right zoomer virgins?

>>6892142
Okay, but can you have already be doing what you were when you already thought?

>>6892143
Just plastic

>>6892147
gotta tell ya slick, equating the owning of a toy collection to being a pussyfucker is one of the weirder defenses I've seen on here.

>>6892154
Must be evident of how shoulder deep in vaginapuss I am right?

>>6892157
the only thing I see evidence of is a severe and rapidly-worsening spectrum disorder

>>6892159
Yeah? Well you’re rude, ever think of that? Ever hear of respecting your elders? Yeah, I bet you feel bad. What if you were talking to your uncle here?

>it's not fucking fair! stop owning stuff! I never had toys because my mom just would lent me her phone so I could watch youtube and that was my whole childhood, toys are for gays!!

>>6892162
>seething toy owner

>>6892162
This is a pretty fucking weird argument because the only rational validation for why a grown ass man would be buying toys is probably because he never had any to begin with. Do you realize that toys are a tool for adolescents to develop life and social skills? You don't need toys as an adult because you've already acquired those skills and have moved on to more important and interesting pursuits. What this signals to me is that you are a severely socially underdeveloped adult.

>>6892164
>seething toy owner

>w-what do you mean? I had toys as a kid just fine! bayblade was better than any of your boomer action figures! stop posting it I don't want to see it erase it! It's not fair, why do you own stuff, stop!!

>>6892168

>>6892171
>no u
Sorry anon, not this time

>>6892172
that's really your house, isn't it

>>6892172
holy shit this cope lmfao

>>6892174
>Don't buy books
>Don't buy games
>Don't buy models
>Don't buy toys
>Don't buy cars
>Don't buy guns
>Don't buy land
>Purchase services.
>Rent
>Take public transport
>Subscribe to Netflix
>Always eat out.

>>6892179
I own my home and my business, can you say the same?

>>6892179
>if you tell me not to buy toys, it means you are a vapidouth rather that only watched Netflix
You are a parasite and your end is coming soon boom boom.

>Enough! Stop posting it or else! You can't be an adult and own things, you must consume products via streaming! If you don't stop right this moment I'm going to have to keep bumping the thread!

>>6892179
Nigga nobody is telling you to become a communist, they're telling you to stop buying fucking toys as a fucking adult man LMAO

>>6892183
this but unironically

>>6892183
this dude is legitimately upset

>>6892183
>Saturn owner
>old virgin that buys toys
Checks out

>>6892180
Yes, actually.

>>6892181
>How dare you talk about buying video game tat on a video game board, you're supposed to either be a marxist or larp as a catholic warrior against 'degenercacy'

>ok.... I mean it this time, if you don't stop owning things you want to own, then I'm going to have to keep bumping this thread. I've warned you.

>>6892038
This is my holy grail

>>6892192
dude
let me make this simple for you
you are an adult, and you buy toys


lol.

>>6892201
the holy grail of everlasting virginity

>>6892179
>dude spend money on toys and digital things you can get for free
lol. this one is the real tickler for me:
>Always eat out.
your generation is what allowed the proliferation of every shitty franchised restaurant from McDonald's to Applebee's, meanwhile the zoom zooms and millenials cook at home more than any preceding generation. you retards cannot die off soon enough.

>>6892179
>dude spend money on toys and digital things you can get for free
lol. this one is the real tickler for me:
>Always eat out.
your generation is what allowed the proliferation of every shitty, overpriced, cancer-inducing franchised restaurant from McDonald's to Applebee's, meanwhile the zoom zooms and millenials cook at home more than any preceding generation. keep huffing those jew fumes you worthless shit ape.

>Listen, if you don't stop owning things, then that means you won't get married. What? What do you mean you're already married? Me? Yeah I'm single, so what? At least I don't own things!

>>6892228
t. Married to a hamplanet

>Yeah well, OK, how about this: if you own things, then your wife is fat. What? No, your wife can't be normal, she has to be fat, you see, you own things, that means she has to be fat! What do you mean I'm single? Yes I am so what? My childhood was precious, newgrounds was enough! Physical things are for people with fat wives! Stop it!

Allowing sixth gen was a mistake, we had a very similar thread right before the new rules and it was full of discussion and people posting neat oddities, now its just some /v/ tourist who thinks acting like a retard is fun and posts 40 posts to everyone elses 1. /vr/ is trash now.

>>6892241
This but unironically.

>>6892243
>nooo I can't talk about toys on my video game image board
SHUT
UP
FAGGOT

>>6892219
What? I'm 29 and every one of my peers always eats out, as does the guys in their early 20s. I'm the only one who actually cooks and brings his lunch in.

>>6892202
Correct.

go back to >>>/toy/ consoomers

>>6892280
>my anecdote is true across the entire earth
Imagine being this smooth brained

>>6892283
As long as people post retro vidya-related toys, it's /vr/. Dealo with eet.

>>6892289
By and large if you go and look at what people from 18 to 25 do, they eat out at places (at least before the corona nonsense).

>>6892267

>>6892283
/vr/ related toys are fine here. Always have been. Why does that suddenly change now? Why can't you autists just leave things be?

>>6892293
>my boogeyman does exactly what’s convenient to my argument
What’s it like in your world anon?

>>6892296
People get angry about people owning things.
If they could, they'd ban real hardware entirely.

>>6892296
Because I want this board to be about good games like Diablo 2 and Resident Evil 4 instead of gay old men talking about toys.

>>6892283
You have a pc or phone, you pay for internet, electricity, running water. go live in a cave in nature, you hypocrite consoomer, better yet, kys.

>>6892314
Make a thread about them then nigger, why come into a thread you dont carr about?

>>6892314
Tough luck kiddo, you don't rule this board. Now go back at being mad at adults being able to afford retro game memorabilia.

>>6892301
...the world where I saw people eating out all the time because they wanted to eat out?

>>6892332
Based

>>6892332
>you don't rule this board
You just spent 2 hours posting pictures of toys you own alongside sarcastic green text in a failed effort to combat the ever-growing flood of 6th gen millenials on this board. We rule it and it's only gonna get worse for you, boomie boo.

>>6892340
What’s it like in cloud cuckoo land, where you obviously spend most of your time?

>>6892354
Nah little bro, you don't rule it. Just learn to appreciate the past. You're here to learn, pay attention.

>>6892368
You said you were gonna leave the board, but here you still are lol. Why would anyone listen to you?

>>6892071
>>6892089
Loser.

>>6892373
you replied to two different people lmao

>>6892372
I said that? where? I'm only here to post about Retro Video Game Memorabilia.
Why does it make you angry?

>>6892373
>you're a loser if you don't appreciate the subtle je ne sais quois of filthy old tools and geriatric odor
doubt.jpg

>>6892368
gayest post I've read all day

>>6892406
You sure are projecting a lot today, junior

>>6892408
You sure own a lot of toys, virgin.

>>6892481
Why yes I own stuff how could you tell

>>6892484
because you posted pictures if it alongside defensive green text

>>6892502
I did? My my.

>>6892506
I don't really know what else to say to insult you because you've pretty well settled into the virgin lifestyle. kudos I guess.

>>6892519
Speak for yourself. My High Grade cybuster kinokit is a natural pussy magnet.

>>6892526
>Cybuster

Fuck yeah.

>>6892183
This, digitalfags get the rope

>>6891785
Is that an Altered Beast figure?

>>6890513
I love how they have the princess be one of the enemies Link attacks.

>>6891415
Noice

>>6892202
Well you are an adult yet you are on vr.
Lol

I like my virtua fighter figs

>>6894214
I also have this M. Bison GI Joe I found at the flea market ten years ago. I keep it in my closet.

>>6894271
Also I have one of these things, like any self respecting adult.

>>6892168
That's a very good point.

>>6894326
That's a very obvious samefag that's mad people own stuff.

>>6892053
It's funny how people still put labels on others for doing certain things that are not normal according to societal standards. I own only 1 pokémon plush that I really found cute/funny, so I bought it last year and put a hat and shades on it so it looks funny. Meanwhile I get almost double the minimum wage, got savings to buy a house, deadlift 150Kg, am in good shape, but because I decided to buy a plush I'm somehow gay? I never even had sex. I tried to get together with 2 women, they wouldn't make up their minds, so I gave up on women. And I'm not attracted to men.

>>6894335
Decent bait. But yeah owning stuff doesn't make you gay. In fact, there's a lot of homeless homosexuals.

>>6894330
>Samefag
Hell no. Don't rope me into this bullshit. I'm not the anon throwing a autistic temper tantrum over people I don't know owning stuff. I just thought he made some good points in that particular post.

>>6894348
Nah, the other anon was just using mental gymnastics to justify his anger at people owning stuff.
I bet there might be a small amount of legit autists who actually buy toys to "play" as kids, but most people who buy toys just like to have them as memorabilia. You like a certain game or character, so you like to have some sort of figurine of that character in your room, your shelf, etc. It's not too different from people buying whatever bullshit deco items from a store, except instead of some random thing like a miniature of the Eiffel tower or whatever, it's a spaceship from a shooting game, or a character from a fighting game.
Model kits in particular are also an entertaining hobby for adults. It requires a patience and a certain craft skill that kids usually don't have, and once you finish building it, it's mostly something you rest on a shelf, not something you play with.
There's so many variants here, people who buy toys to play, people who actually collect figures (like every single one in any given line of toys), people who only buy 1 figure of their favorite character, people who are given figures as a gift by their friends/gf, etc, etc
You can't just come and rule out "yeah ALL people who own toys are [derogatory term]. It doesn't work like that.
Ultimately, the guys who went out of their way to post on a thread to show the world how angry they are at people they don't know owning stuff are probably just venting and trying to project their own misery onto others (bad childhood upbringing, jealousy, poverty, not getting laid, etc, etc)

>>6894386
That's fair. So memorabilia is kinda like a decoration?

>>6894403
Or just collectibles. I don't collect toys but I like other kind of memorabilia like stickers, pogs, etc. I don't really use them to decorate anything, got them on a folder I like to browse from time to time. It's nice owning something that's not really being printed anymore, something that was from a specific point in time.
Some of the stuff I have also isn't online, I should scan that shit and upload somewhere.

>>6891279
Dude I forgot I had this!!!

>>6891956
I think that was supposed to be the final boss, and if I remember correctly you could actually play him with a code (needed the 6 button controller though). I had a shit ton of those toys!

>>6892021
Thank you drake very cool

>>6892180
Having an ebay "business" and living in a trailer on your parents' land doesn't count

>>6894713
Not sure how you deducted all that (the parent's land part was probably projecting on your part), but I bet he makes more money than you do.

>>6891842
Hey some of these are ok.
>>6892038
>>6891415
>>6891425
>>6892070
>>6892139
>>6892172
>>6892183

Now Post Dah Roll figures. You know the one

I wish there were more video game-related model kits.
Building up the figures and painting them yourself is a great hobby. I mostly have WWI aircraft models, and some Gundams, but I wouldn't mind having something like pic related (if it actually existed).

>>6894341
Not bait, that's how my life really is. I don't see a reason to bait anons. It used to be fun when I was in a circlejerk group of people and we fucked around in a Pokémon group on Facebook, but that's because you get to see who replies. I've since deleted all social media and just keep to myself.

I don't own these but I wish I did.

>>6890513

>>6892294
>I know a yellow Sonic is canon, its some kind of powerup he can get
>can only think of Sonichu any time i see it

>>6893041
Yes.

>>6894306

>>6892314
>Good games
>Re4
Pick one.

>>6898378

>>6890513
Spot the rare figurine.

>>6898531
>>6890513

>forgot to post waldo of it

>>6894306
>>6896657
Is it latex or rubber or vinyl? What's it's diameter or circumference?

181 replies to a toy thread. This is some shameful shit.

>>6898639
At least half of it was some guy being mad at people being able to afford stuff.

>>6898539
Is it next to the VHS copy of The Mummy or the piss bottles?

>>6898643
You mean this guy >>6892168 Because he's 100% correct.

>this one sad faggot crying about people owning toys
>in the fucking board that talks about and collects old electronic toys
i kinda want to see you how you'll fare in the toy board, probably you already got your ass banned from there

>>6898685
It's next to the crt and wedged in between the snes carts actually.

But thanks for noticing evidence of my vhs collection and piss pitcher too :3

Most of my vhs's are not on that dated furniture though, they're on a book shelf, in drawers, boxes, etc.

The Mario was pat of a trophy in some contest but broke off. Or so I hear. I grew up with it (barring foster care years) so I don't know where it came from. I can't find pictures of it either on the Internet, but he has a hole at the foot for going on the trophy.

I was hoping someone would let me finally know where the thing came from.

>>6898829
Arrested development: The post.

>>6898804
Here's the thing, if you were a well-adjusted adult that was having a normal life and weren't jealous of other people owning stuff, you wouldn't be spending your weekend on 4chan complaining about people owning stuff.
It's very simple.

>>6898936
poor childhood: the response

I used to own the Luigi toy that winds up and goes across the ground, and the flying koopa thingy.

But not the goomba nor boucing mario.

I might have the flying koopa somewhere still but recently sent 99.999 percent of the remaining toys to the salvation army.

Actually I kept most of the star wars stuff.

>>6898959
>>6898936
>>6898942
>>6898804
>>6892168
>t. banned from /v/

I keep a bunch of my USB sticks in my old Mario pencil case.

>>6892173
Literally Who

>>6894271
Was it a Tuesday?

>>6898917
It looks similar in size to some I have. Dunno about the pose though.

>>6898965
I definitely had the goomba and Mario ones.

>>6899365
Here are better images.

>>6898942
What is there to be jealous of? The stuff that I own is more valuable than any amount of toys that you own and my stuff doesn't mark me out as a manchild with OCD. I had toys when I was a child and then I grew the fuck up and stopped feeling the need to coomlect dolls.

The hoarding is bizarre enough, but your tantrums are another level of pathology. Seek help.

>>6898965
My sister and I played with the Goomba until the sucker fell off

>>6890513
I have some new vr and some old vr toys. I love these DQ dioramas.

>>6900439
I want to get more Maximo toys. They're pretty damn neat.

>>6900450
do coins count? I absolutely love coins.

>>6900452
set of battletoad bendies. I believe these are pretty rare.

>>6899887
>more valuable
Not him but value is relative. We're not talking about money you confused child.

>>6900456
rampage 'stretch armstrong' toys.

>>6899339
I approve of this

>>6900459
and some pokemon playsets.

>>6899887
If you were a well-adjusted adult, you wouldn't get triggered like this about people owning memorabilia on a retro game forum.
I still think you're jealous. Maybe about people owning stuff, maybe about people having experienced first-hand another era you couldn't. I don't know what it is, but something definitely bugs you.

>>6900421
that must have hurt

>>6900458
>coomlects toys
>calls others child

>>6900510
I've already stated what bugs me. I own more stuff than you and I'm 40 years old, there's literally no need to further delude yourself and invent reasons why I think you are developmentally retarded. Feel free to tag me in your next tantrum.

>>6900756
For a guy who pretends to be above everyone else on an anonymous retro video game board, you sure care a lot about people you don't know and how they decide to enjoy the hobby you (supposedly) also enjoy.
Posting memorabilia on retro games is perfectly fine on this board, you are the weird one, caring this much about other people owning stuff.
Also
>pretends to be 40
>uses zoomer memewords like "coomlect"

>>6900819
Not everyone else, just most and definitely everyone who coomlects dolls. And this isn't memorabilia, it's a fetish. You have deep seated issues that you have carried over from childhood and I'm genuinely concerned about the things you might do when confronted about your fetish by a partner or more likely, your surviving parent.

>>6900835
So many weird projections in one post.
I don't know what your problem is, but people are posting memorabilia here, which is all related to retro games. You evidently have a problem with it but, tough luck, this thread is perfectly fine. If you're angry about it, do as mods say: hide the thread.

>>6900840
I've already told you what my problem is at least 3 times and it relates to your inability to comprehend the fact that I have told you what my problem is at least three times. And no, far from hiding the thread, I shall be responding to all the coomlecting manchilds frothing at my posts.

>>6900870
Your problem is that you're concerned about anonymous people you don't know and their supposed "fetish" on being interested in video game memorabilia...? OK.
Hide the thread if it bothers you because it's not going away, and nobody here thinks you're a normal person for getting angry at other people owning stuff.

>>6900881
You're not anonymous people, you are members of the society I live in and your response to my merely stating my opinion is exactly my concern.

You are delusional and maladjusted. Note that not once have I said the thread bothers me, which is just another manchild cope. If my comments bother you and they clearly do, just remember that while you are free to express yourself, you are not from the consequences of expressing yourself.

You weird little man.

>>6900920
So, you're concerned about members of the society and your way to resolve that concern is.... complaining on an anonymous forum for retro video games?
You could be out helping society IRL. You could fight against organized crime, corruption in politics and many many more.
If you want to change the world, be my guest and I encourage it, but complaining about people owning stuff is not the way to do it.

>>6900982
>but complaining about people owning stuff is not the way to do it.
what if he's a communist?

>>6900982
I get enough of that during the week. The weekend is my downtime and reserved exclusively for berating manchildren on the internet. It's all about balance.

>>6900989
That's how you spend the weekends huh. Well whatever works for you, lad.
>>6900985
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>6900989
>outing yourself that you're a big fucking loser
you've got balls anon.

>>6901001
Yeah if only I had a doll fetish I would be one of life's winners just like you.

>>6901026
It's weird that you have to believe you are talking to the same person to even have any 'argument.' You aren't impressing anyone.

>>6900756
>>coomlects toys
>>calls others child
damn, that's all you got? No cutting comeback, no witty repartee? Man you're an idiot. I'm actually disappointed. I made some good points and humoured you a little and this is the only shit you can respond. How come you use all that elegant nonsense wording and yet you refuse to address my point that. I mean you were a failure to begin with but you can't even play your own larping game or make a single argument for yourself when challenged with kid gloves, such a fucking failure of a human being on every fucking level.

>>6901042
Holy shit this is pure cringe. I hope you're still a teenager, and even then, the embarrassment levels are off the chart.

>>6901042
Your point was the relative value of coomlecting dolls. There is no value in coomlecting dolls and it's not relative. Here endeth the lesson, child.

>>6892172
The CHAD all-around thrifter vs. the virgin zoomsters

>>6892201
Dude I found this exact one at Value Village... with the “Fucky” hands and all. What’re they worth? I left it at the ex’s place...

>>6901042
Y I K E S

>>6892168
that's all very great and all but you post on a retro games board which completely invalidates your argument, you fucking manchild. when are you going to let go of the childrens toys?

>>6901969
>18-34 has been the target demographic in video games for 30 years

I think it would be cool to have, maybe, a shoebox full of these things as an adult just for old time's sake. But anything more is a fucking waste of living space.

>>6892039
You sound awful defensive for a supposed alpha male. If I didn't know any better, I would assume you would be a woman.

Why are people getting so pissed off by this thread, they're literally the people in pic related

>>6902167
>made an edit just to cope
You have actual, clinical autism. I'm so sorry.

>>6902175
>YOU CANT JUST EDIT MEMES AND POST THEM ON AN IMAGE BOARD!
>upped his order to 5 dolls

>>6902115
isnt this post the same exact thing but one level higher?

I want these, especially the DQ 3 characters. But I'm not sure what to get. I was maybe thinking Male DQ 3 hero, Female Warrior, Female Priest, and maybe Male Mage or Fighter.

>>6902215
Literally not even a /toy/ user. Just let people enjoy things. They're not dominating the board and they never have. If it wasn't this thread, it'd be another Twilight Princess thread.
>>6902216
I'm neutral towards /toy/, so it'd be more like "People are arguing and I am mad." But even then, I'm more just confused why people are throwing this much shade over such a topic that's nominally still pertains to the board: retro vidya.

I mean this is the retro video games board on fucking 4chan. Collectively, we're not exactly drowning in pussy here even if you act like lol epic chad.

>>6902257
This isn't a website for people to just enjoy things. That's what Reddit is for. This website is, was and always will be the one place on the internet where faggotry is not tolerated. If just one man has been shamed into putting his toys into a box at the back of his closet, good work has been done here today.

>>6899348
Google it

>>6902268
>This website is, was and always will be the one place on the internet where faggotry is not tolerated.

Why are you here, then?

>>6902329
To make you beg me to stop kicking Bambi.

>>6902268
Not him but as an outsider who doesn't collect toys you are completely on your own here, you are standing out in a crowd of many of who are pretty weird people. How does that feel to you, that you can't even be normal in a place like this?

Let me ask you a personal question: you are or are least are larping as 40 - so did you find the one and have kids? Yeah that's what I thought. Hard luck story right? mgtow right? Men don't age until 50 but women "hit the wall" right? Absolute failure.

>>6902268
>This isn't a website for people to just enjoy things.
No wonder this site has gone downhill.

>wage slaving so you can own some plastic junk

Never gonna make it.

>>6892142
I'm 24. I've banged like 7 women this year, 4 dudes as well.

>>6902378
Except I am not alone and at least 5 others have expressed similar thoughts to my own, which is probably 25% of the participants. But even if I was, yes I am proud to stick out like a sore thumb in a crowd of pretty weird people discussing their dolls.

Let me ask you a question: Given that you don't even comprehend the above, what makes you think you can dissect me with the blunt little tool you call a brain?

I mean, I sort of agree that making fun of people who autistically collect toys can be fun, but when you have to resort to do it on a retro game board, you're not any better than them. You're here with them, you're part of the group. The only difference is that you don't have the merch they have, so you come off as jelly. Doesn't matter if you aren't, it's the image you give.

>>6902470

Real people don't get jelly about dolls. At best they smile weakly and make a mental note to never leave their children alone with said coomlector. It's not merch, it's a physical manifestation of mental illness.

>>6894214
Never played those games but these look dope as hell

>>6902461
>Let me ask you a question: Given that you don't even comprehend the above, what makes you think you can dissect me with the blunt little tool you call a brain?
See this is what I meant when I said "That's what I thought". To answer because you're so basic. You're so simple and predictable, so it doesn't take a very sharp instrument. I've seen a couple of of people doing just the exact same, really loud online and complete failures in real life. It's quite sad really. .

>>6902489
This is based. There's something really off-putting about grown men who collect children's toys. There's a lot of overlap between those degenerates and the ones who say "age is just a number!"

When I played MtG all the war gamers that would come to the shop were absolutely jacked

>>6902496
>See this is what I meant when I said "That's what I thought"

This kind of circular reasoning is a classic sign of schizophrenia - The self-reinforcing delusion. These people you've seen proclaiming loudly online and being complete losers IRL, who wouldn't know a good doll if it hit them in the face, are they here in the room with us right now? Are they looking at you in the mirror?

>>6902489
>everything I don't like is mental illness

>>6902524
How much have you spent on "merch"? Be honest and give us all a good laugh.

>>6902520
Wait, this is schizophrenia guy again? Either that or the word schizophrenia or schizo is being used as some sort of meme, which I doubt.

Alright man, I'm out. I sincerely hope you find relief from your problems.

>>6902535
Hardly anything. I'm just a regular, sane person who doesn't feel the need to insult random people over the internet about pointless shit.

>>6902518
It's arrested development. These people experience a trauma in their youth and are frozen mentally in that moment, consequently their sexual appetites reflect that. What I used to find weird is how many of them wear glasses, but it turns out that the eyes are just an exposed part of the brain and the defective eyesight is technically a brain injury.

>>6902541
I'm watching you, 4 eyes.

>>6902543
> just a regular, sane merchlet

>>6902589
Imagine being such a pathetic fucking waste of your own father's sperm that you need to come on a retro video games board on a website known for spergery to make fun of them for being spergs. You're worse than they'll ever be, anon.

>>6902594
>>6902167

>>6902489
>dolls
Oh it's still you.
And yeah you're jealous of people being able to enjoy their hobby in more ways than just emulating.

>>6902613
>referring me to your shitty butthurt projection of an edit
Thanks, really refuted my point. I bet you were the smartest sped in the sped room back in school and you picked on all of them too. That's the type of pond scum you are.

Imagine spending your whole weekend getting mad at people who can afford video game merch. Lmao.

Imagine spending your whole weekend talking about your most prized doll.

>>6902636
>he's still here
people here are just enjoying a thread about video game merch, you're just here seething
>b-but dolls! dolls!
The only doll here was your mom, 20 years ago.

Grown men WERE enjoying a thread about dolls. But not since my big dick rolled through.

>>6902589
People wear glasses because we live in a complex, technologically advanced society that involves lots of reading, writing, math, more reading, precision work, and even more reading. That puts more strain on our eyes than they were meant to take.

Guys, if I ask politely, will you stop owning merchandise?
Please, stop owning merchandise. And don't forget to sell it for cheap on ebay! Some young fellas might be interested.... :) please sell it very cheap, ok?
N-no, it's n-not like I want to buy it or anything, you baka.

>>6902669
I do all of those things 16 hours a day and have perfect vision. PC units are full of guys wearing glasses and it puzzled me at first until I realized that these people literally do not see things the way normal people do.

>>6902676
It's bizarre how much value you attach to this shit, to the point of thinking somebody is trying to take them away from you. The dolls are not real people.

>>6902721
>dollposting guy is STILL at it
Hahahah, amazing. You really wasted your entire weekend here.
You're in no position to make fun of anybody, because not only are you stuck here with us, you also aren't even enjoying the hobby, you're just here getting angry. Careful with that pressure, could get a heart attack ;)

>>6902734
>Hahahah amazing ;)

You do realize this kind of signalling only works on children, right? You are stuck here with me and it's been quite some time since anyone was stupid enough to post pictures of their dolls. But do continue and tell me all about how angry I am and how totally-not-angry you are.

>>6892086
>I only recall getting Pokemon beanies from KFC
There were Pokemon beanies at KFC, but that Pikachu wasn't one of them. The Pikachu was just a normal hasbro plush you'd get at Toysrus or something.

This sticker album was a bliss. Love the cover art by Benimaru Itoh.

Anyone knows if there's any vidya-related reels for the View-Master? I collect this shit (mostly landscape stuff, I have like over 100+ reels of asian landscapes), and a few Disney ones from when I was a kid, but I could never find any vidya-related ones.

>>6890513
Blessed thread

>>6891785
Here's my Doomguy glyos figure

>>6892089
Actually, it has an appeal if you set it up nice like a little museum and it doesn't dominate the house. Everyone has hobbies anon, and your reaction to a run of the mill collection hobby betrays your immaturity,

>>6892171
based Van Helsing enjoying his hobby between vampire-killing jobs. Peter Cushing is an honorary Belmont tbqhwy

>>6894214
I wish they'd do Resident Evil figures in this style with lots of articulation.

>>6903030
that Mario pose is dope.

>>6903136
Those two are a couple of my favorites of my collection. The poses are based on this art.

>>6903030
>>6903282
that's awesome, anon. are there more to the collection? is there a Lady figure?

>>6891415
these are fucking cool anon. to this day, i'm still fascinated by pogs. they were a neat little invention.

>>6902636
Some people pay like ten grand to buy dolls.

If I had money I would have bought a candy girl back in the early thousands. Those oriental industries ones from japan have existed for a looong while.

Then there's magical dolls like Rozen Maiden and even cyoa threads about becoming or taking care of dolls.

You're just gay.

>>6903493
>the missing muscles on that side
>being able to lift his right arm up

I have one of these I inherited from my mom.

The nose has a thing that squeaks when you squeeze it.

>>6892021
I cannot fucking imagine seeking validation from randos on an anime imageboard as a grown ass man. Holy fuck.

>>6892089
>he cares what women think about him
it's over

>>6903519
cute

>>6903519
*honk honk*

>>6892089
So you have women dictate your behavior? You sound pretty pussy whipped dude.

>>6903328
There's a Lady who comes posed next to the Donkey Kong arcade cabinet and a DK Junior who comes with a vine and a key. I don't have 'em yet, but I hope to get them some day!

>>6892131
i used to have this shit

>>6903729
oh those are really cool. they look stylish altogether like that. i hope you find them soon anon!

>>6892131
I have like the 'new' one of these, and it's tentomon.

This thread was really cool. Thank you guys for the nostalgia trip.

>>6900870
Go jerk off you will feel better

>>6903395
I second this post

>>6903401
People also pay ten grand to fuck little girls and there's certainly a overlap between coomlectors and chomos. I really don't get the repeated attempts to make this seem like a baller play. I can at least understand the lost childhood/nostalgia angle, but deluding yourself that owning a doll makes you some kind of high roller is unreal.

You play with dolls and I'm gay? How the fuck does that even work.

>>6902669
Not him but what you mean to say is that babies and preschoolers these days are stuck inside looking at their devices and toys and the furthest away they will look is their television. Very bad for the growth and calibration of things like eyesight during the critical periods of development. I bet if you look at indigenous tribes their eyesight is vastly better - though keep in mind indigenous tribes take up some of the foolish habits of modern man as well. Bet there are no great apes that have terrible short sightedness.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170306-the-astonishing-focus-of-namibias-nomads

So the basic conclusion as usual is that humans fucked a lot about themselves with modern society.

>>6904191
>>chomos

Are you the jarpig scottformer etc etc fag?

What's it mean this time? Child homosexual?

About high rollers, why would you think we have to be one?

>why gay
Because since the 90s cool people used the word faggot to call someone obnoxious you newfaggot.

>>6902854
I owned that vulpix.

Was my first toy I asked for in foster care actually.

I wonder what happened to that thing? I don't even remember.

I'm sure I cried in it but can't remember that either.

Oh well. I still like vuplix as a fav pokemon to this day.

>>6892080
>get high
Illegal and were a child with no access.
>play music
I sucked at the trumpet.
>shoot guns
redneck bullshit you are
>fuck women
How old were you when you first slammed that dick in faggot?
>anything else
Like hit each other with sticks Bubba?

>>6904279
Except you didn't use the word faggot, faggot. I know this is impossible for you to comprehend, but there is a link between your doll collecting and you being unable to fucking read properly or remember the things you have said. Your brain is fundamentally damaged just like a coomer's.

death to /vr/

death to videogames

all hail shitposting

>>6904390
It's just one faggot though. I don't know why anyone is even giving him the time of day.

>>6904402
Fuck your mother, that's why. We'll kill /vr/ the same way we killed /v/, suck it down bitch.

>>6904317
>implying you can't vary the word fag with gay nor homo nor etc etc on 4chan
>uses oomer meme on top of this

top newflamer

absolute fairy

fudge pack harder

go be a nancy boy about shit elsewhere girlyboy pansy
>>6904390
No you fruitcake. No queers allowed. Limp wrists man.

>>6904402
Believe me, it's not.

>>6904412
Brown hands typed this post.

>>>/k/46657883

>>6904451
Is that mtf or ftm, I genuinely can't tell.

>>6904461
>pointing out how angelic I am
I'm honestly flattered.

>>6902975
oh man I used to love these. Best ones I had were the jungle book and a Charlie brown where he's building a card tower

>>6903519
u mom played a lot with its nose

>>6899348
thats grand moff tarkin you bitch how do you not know his name

>>6906070
Viewmaster stuff is maximum comfy. Definition of SOUL, especially older reels.
Surprisingly, reels are still being made today, but licensed stuff is not as good as it was in the past. Only modern reels I collect are for landscape photography as I said.

>>6892179
>take public transport
What’s so bad about this? You can sit and relax on the train instead of focusing on the road, plus you can take a nap on your way to work. It’s usually faster than driving too

>>6890513
She had a computer game so she counts.

>>6891785
>there's still no Doom figure
It welcomes to yoir DOOM though.

>>6899884
Its from a 1989 set of 6 different poses, he is supposed to be shooting a fireball

>>6908651
Thanks for letting me know. I never saw it before it was broken but heard it was won by an older cousin of mine that was in some original Super Mario game tournament or something. I expected it to be mounted to a traditional trophy trophy pedestal base. Guess I was lied to.

But yes, thanks.

Live dammit!

>>6908074
absolutely based. zoomers won't know.

>>6890513
imagine dicking that chun li

>>6911403

>>6909782
here is the fireball. guess they break really easy

Not really vr but these were awesome. I remember I had an ultimate warrior one and my brother had a hulk one and we would beat the shit out of eachother with them before bed time

>>6894214
Nice.

>>6891943
no one will ever remember old barret
hunched over mr t looking fucker

>>6902250
Maaaaaaan I would love these. Any info on them?

>>6911460
His hand has a small square hole where you probably shove it in and out near where his index finger is on the inside of the hand, but more so in between the middle and index near the tip of the palm. His foot has a very tiny near niddle tier sized hole where the foot was to be stuck with something to keep it up but not both feet. They should have just glued it all together, that way they'd not have been lost. It's worthless now, and scratched mine is. He has red globs of paint at the soles of his shoes too, clearly someone didn't even try to make mine nice.

Anyway, from the way the square hole is I think it was a peg it in kinda thing, though I don't remember the fire part nor stand at all. I was born in 89 after all, it's older than me and so was the cousin.

>>6902268
>>I come here to be bothered by other people

>>6913659
>niddle
needle

*derp

>>6913663
>realizing how horrible this looks as a gif

Glad I didn't make it at least....

>>6892202

>>6892283
make me

>>6892314
>being so fucking lazy you won't make a thread about a game you like and have to ask other people to do it

>>6892021
being concerned about what's childish is a sign of immaturity. Children want to grow up and become adult so they go through a phase of avoiding and shuddering at things that they associate with being a kid. Seems like you're still stuck in that phase

>>6892021
>>6914289
lmao talk about owned

Imagine being such an absolute fucking loser you spend 4 FULL FUCKING DAYS shitting up a single thread non goddamn stop. Holy shit dude, get a job or a hobby or something.

>>6892179
based. zoomers will larp that they own businesses and their lives are going well - it's all bullshit - there are literally no opportunities financial, sexual or otherwise and they seethe when they see those that slipped through before their wretched generation.

tip for zoom zooms - instead of bootlicking your corporate masters and sucking their cocks towards a digital future - why dont think one ahead and wake up to what that leads to.

>>6895797
i want these - but they go for over 400 each on ebay :|

MEGABABY IS SO HECKIN CUTE YOU GUYS

>>6907841
There's a one in three chance that the seat you take will be caked in dried hobo semen. Most people aren't willing to play those odds.