/vr/ - Retro Games

Another 3-D zelda thread?
Yasssss! ! !

>>6883609
Zelda is a good series.

>>6883625
2 good NES games doesn't make a good series.

>>6883634
I'd say most of the fan base started with Ocarina of Time and never played the NES games.

>>6883607
>HEY HEY HEY LISTEN!
>Compared to smug thicc imp girl with cute face
It's a real mystery. Also someone at Nintendo clearly has a short pearshaped fetish. Can't blame them. Absolute patrician taste. It's underrated and underrepresented in the industry, which probably makes people with that taste in women extra thirsty.

>>6883634
>LttP
>LA

>>6883607
The fairy was too small to fuck. Annoying sexy girls just turn guys on more. It's a thing.

>>6883753
>that forced lgbt meme
>using an image that starts with 15


I miss when mods used to ban furry shit.

>>6883784
I see you changed your tripcode again.

>>6883607
did you actually play the game? midna is the only companion that actually reacts to events like a person rather than being a pure exposition box. unlike navi, tatl, the king of red lions, or fi, she's allowed to go on tangents, tease, not have the answer, act jealous, etc.

>>6883816
Why did it take Nintendo so long to make a well written player companion NPC?

>>6883824
Nintendo isn't exactly known for it's writing in it's mainline games.

>>6883753
Stop posting this image. Final warning.

>>6883824
tetra was kind of a proto-midna and twilight princess had much more time dedicated to its narrative than the previous game. it was a gradual change as nintendo caught wind that people liked decent stories in their games. idk how they did such a u-turn with skyward though. botw also had lousy writing. I will chalk it up to the right people being in the right place at the right time in the right state of mind. stars aligned.

I'll just leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLakSs0mlU

>>6883860
Was just an example of short stocky pearshaped girls popping up in Nintendo's games. It seems to exclusively be a Nintendo thing outside of Rebecca from Resident Evil, and that was due to recycling Jill's lower half of her model for Rebecca who was taller than Rebecca and it was removed in the HD remakes.

>>6883607
I’m just gonna say what everyone’s thinking okay? Okay? NOT RETRO NOT RETRO NOT RETRO! This is still MY board zoomers! Don’t stoke my wrath, I’ll come down on you like the hammer of the boomer gods!

>>6883903
wtf i hate boomers now

>>6883910
Yeah well I’m gonna make you wish you were still swimming around in your dads balls, young buck. You’re going to wish you never thought about pretending to like retro games! You’re out of your element! You don’t even know who the top 3 pinball manufacturers are!

>>6883903
You aren't fooling anyone lil zoom

>>6883903
Read the sticky, silly old bear.

>>6883919
Yeah I did. and then I washed my eyes out with soap because it was such a TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE. I can’t stand that people can talk about the PS2. It’s like finding out Jason Giambi did steroids all over again... no, I won’t deal with it, you need to go. Not me.

>>6883915
Epic. I'm so glad you derailed our discussion about pearshaped women in games for your shitposting. Really doing a lot to prove those boomers were wrong.

>>6883930
I bet those boomers couldn’t even pull a gray hair out of their beard like I could! My beard is full of them. Just try me young man.

>>6883935
Wow. This is the quality posting I explicitly come to /vr/ instead of /v/ for.

>>6883938
Yeah thanks, I’m here literally all day, I’m the one who posts about zoomers and begs for the rules to be changed back

>>6883940
Oh nice, based, I’m sort of carrying out a campaign of my own to get the rules changed back heh heh, sometimes I post gen 7 games even though it’s against the rules!

>>6883940
You really look like a fool having a breakdown because people didn't want you on their board.

>>6883940
>I'm really asshurt at people don't want me posting here and spend all day false flagging them in every thread even ones that are about 6th gen games proving them 100% completely right about everything
Got it.

>>6883957
The only foolish person is someone who thinks the ps2 is a retro game system, zoom zoom.

>>6883961
>false flag
what does this mean?

>>6883972
Butthurt

>>6883987
Really?

>>6883991
A level of butthurt so severe the person can't contain the shit in their ass cheeks anymore and are going to leak it all over every single thread to let everyone know how butthurt they are. And here am I just wanting to talk about pearshaped videogame waifus.

>>6883995
well now I know you’re pulling my leg, that can’t be what false flag means

>>6883997
You're right. Butthurt is the primary motivation for false flagging. Which means if there's false flagging there is butthurt. You might as well will say false flagging means butthurt.

>>6884004
nigger what

>>6884008
Butthurt is a complex subject.

>>6883972
it means he’s upset that your posts sounded like his

>>6884054
>it means he’s upset that your posts sounded like his
>When I was talking about a 6th gen game

>>6884071
why would you reply to a post that isn’t directed at you?

>>6884073
Why are you saying retarded shit that makes no sense?

>>6883607
It was because that fucking HEY LISTEN thing. God, I hated it so much.

>>6883607
Only furries like Midna.

>>6883903
Hey ESL-kun, nice falseflag.

>>6883972
It's this one obsessed autistic shitposter who is trying to create a narrative that only one person doesn't like the rule changes and that they're some bitter old man who's going to spam everything when in reality, it's just an example of the idiocy that the rule change brought in because had it not, this autist would never have come to /vr/.

>>6884221
why would anyone call something a false flag if it wasn’t dangerously close to how they post?

>>6884225
A false flag just means pretending to be something. Who's they? You're not that guy who thinks there's only one person on an entire board who thought changing the rules was dumb and would invite shitposters (like you).

>>6884224
But all of that is true? You must have your wires crossed there boom boom

>>6884227
That dude is pretending to be/actually is a fucking retard. see >>6884071

>>6884224
It's not even that. It is, or I at least hope it is you never know with the retards on /v/, a guy who just wants to troll and post weak ass bait. He isn't even subtle about it. Who knows how long it'll be before we can actually talk about games again.

>>6883607
Midna has a lot more personality than Navi. I liked seeing what she had to say whereas Navi talked like a fucking cell phone GPS.

>>6883607
I would think most people were indifferent about both as they were just characters in games that they played for the GAMEPLAY because it was back when people actually enjoyed video games and didn't just want interactive DVDs

>>6883607
Basically it comes down to an imp/midget fetish and her not being annoying as fuck like other LoZ companions.

>>6883609
This is a midna thread

>>6883753
I played OoT for about twenty minutes with a little boy I teach. "Hey, Listen" is established in our rapport.

>>6884350
>I would think that
You'd be wrong.

>>6883903
>>6883927
jesus christ gramps, take your fucking meds

>>6884610
I'm his grand-daughter who looks after him. We've been unable to refill his prescription due because it's a "non-emergency."

>thread almost gets derailed by a single falseflagger
You guys sure are easy to fuck with.
>>6883607
She's an actual character and not a flying info dump, name a single character trait Navi has.

>>6883816
she's also useful

>>6883935
i was 16 when twilight princess came out, and i have a few grey hairs in my beard
feeling fucking old, yet?

>>6883753
Twilight princess's character desginer was a woman, but definitely was horny as fuck. basically the Dream-Cassette of Nintendo

I think the only reason Midna's design got greenlit was because she had so many other concept designs that were much MUCH worse.

>>6883607
>thicc loli with juicey ass
>everyone likes her
gee what a surprise

So, how did you react when she got her human form again? Disappointed?
I mean, her human form is still damn hot.

>>6885975
I was more dissapointed with the Twilight realm itself after they hyped it up as at the very least a big city.
Instead we got one dungeon, and 3 NPCs that just stand around and don't even talk to you.

Just give me a damn textbox that says "thank you" or "a hylian?" or even just "Ohhhh...". Getting a little feedback from pressing the damn talkbutton on someone can go a long way.

>>6886019
Wanna be madder? Those NPCs have text... but it's dummied out. It even was translated.

>>6886023
Okay, don't leave us hanging, what do they say?

>>6886062
I googled it myself
https://tcrf.net/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Twilight_Princess/Unused_Text#The_Twili

Looks like they were going to have a lot more NPCs in the main castle too. That really would have made all the difference.

>>6886062
>The black fog... It stole the sparkle
from this land...

>We must return the two Sols
to the Pedestals quickly!

>You returned the Sols...

>Thank you...

>Without the Sols, the Pedestals of
Light are without their sparkle...

>Without the power of light, we
cannot enter the main palace...

>Zant controls our land now...

>This is the royal family's palace!
A traitor like Zant can't have it!

>This brightness... It's OUR light... (most likely refering to the powered Master Swod)

>Return the Sols to their proper
places...

>Put one Sol on Pedestal II...

>I will NEVER call Zant the king!

>The only royalty we have is the
princess. She's still alive! And that's why we await the princess's return!

>If the two Sols are put in the
correct places, light will shine...

>This direction to Pedestal I...

>We've been waiting for help to
arrive...

>Return the palace to the hands of
the princess... Please...

>This sparkle... Our light...

>Return the Sols to their proper places...

>Place the Sols adjacent, left and right...

>How did you get to this world?

>Could you...be the hero that the princess sent?

>You must be the hero that the
princess sent...

>We will protect the palace until the
day that the princess returns!

>>6883607
It's the childbearing hips

I really hated how they basically used Minda as a way of giving link dialogue. The final fight basically felt like Minda vs. Gannon. Twlight Princess sucked

>>6883816
This.

Tatl is also underrated and the only companion with a personality outside of Midna in the series. She'd probably be a lot more popular if she actually had signifigance to the story and delicious thick thighs

Smug Midna!

>>6883903
Based
Who the fuck comes to /vr/ to talk about Twilight princess anyways? you can easily do that on/v/

>>6883607
>tsundere
Then people would have loved Tatl

>>6883607
Misma didnt bother you every 5 minutes when you wanted to explore, she also had a character arc.

>>6887302
This is a problem with any series trying to bring their silent protagonist into a more story heavy game. It just never works.

>>6883681
That sounds pretty accurate for kids who didn’t experience the 2D games beforehand.

>>6883607
Navi's voice clips were literally the only complaint.

>>6885673
Post em

>>6884224
Ironic.

It is a false flag. Get over it.

>>6887269
It's her moaning and oOF noises actually.

Not everyone is a nigger for the ass shapes. She could have been made pixie and people would have only had harder dick for it, but then again maybe it's a black audience. That'd make sense.

It's the black culture. I agree. Or else she'd be like a normal pale pixie girl.

Yep. It's on account of niggers.

>>6887904
>Can't tell the difference between hips, thighs and ass
>Thinks blacks invented curvy women
>Never heard of or seen a bustle or corset
>Never seen the average dirndl
>Name is vagina is evil

>>6888567
>corset
Invented by judasiam that shamed gluttony.
>can't tell the difference between
Facial chemistry is 90+ percent of attraction for males that are not niggers. And bone size.
>dirndl
?
>name is vagina is evil
Well if you think you were happy screaming as a baby and aren't an antinatalist then you're the fag not me.

>>6888567
>responding to a tripfag

>>6888603
>>Invented by judasiam that shamed gluttony.
>Actually originated from Italy
>Makes womens hips and boobs look bigger due to proportions
>Ignores the bustle
>>Facial chemistry is 90+ percent of attraction for males that are not niggers. And bone size.
>Not boobs, hips, or thighs
>The 3 parts of the body women differentiate from men the most
>>Rest of the post is even more retarded
You're one of those faggot alt-right femboys on /pol/. Only reason I responded in the first place is because tripfag filters don't hide looking at replies and what you originally said was so fucking astoundingly retarded and ignorant I was forced to respond.

>>6888613
You're right. I got baited hard.

>>6885673
>implying Booty Warrior Ganondorf wouldn't have been funny as hell