/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6820807
this game is so shit and barely fappable even as someone with this fetish

There was that horror game you play as an operator and guide someone through the whole game using a mic.

>>6820807
Simple series are a goldmine for that.
The one about the scholgirl and the cockroaches could be the weirdest of all.

>>6820824

holy shit, what is this about?

magic pengel
stretch panic
polaroid pete
mr. mosquito
under the skin
chulip

>>6820821
lifeline. cool game when it works.

>>6820825
This is what nightmares are made of.

>>6820834
OH NO NO NO N O NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON O NO NOO NO NO NON

>>6820834
I think mechanically it was some sort of survival horror with some light combat, probably clunky as fuck. Only think I can think similar would be that fly level in DS3 DLC.

>>6820838
It's nice how they could go from that to cute games with maids and guns.

>>6820834
Stop, I can only get so hard.

>>6820841

what's the title? third person shooter?

>>6820824
It's still crazy how Earth Defense Force managed to rise above all the other Simple trash and become a full-fledged hit series

>>6820824

I recently purchased this game for the cover alone.

>>6820854
THE メイド服と機関銃

>>6820854
The Maiden Uniform and Machine Gun

The budget game series' like Simple 2000 that came out of Japan have so much wacky shit in them. The girl from the OP game's cover was made into the Simple 2000 mascot for a while.

>>6820858
A couple of their shitpost games became "proper" releases

>>6820858
It was always a really fun game with surpisingly good graphics.
I wonder, why so many simple series games are about bugs?

>>6820807
If I had that game when I was a teenager, I would fap insane that that epic pussy.

>>6820864
Where?

This always looked quite unique to me, never was translated and I'm not even sure what the game was about, but the graphic style was nice.

>>6820892
Hard Off

>>6820892
If you're willing to pay ~$30 usd

https://www.ebay.com/itm/SIMPLE-2000-LINFERNO-DI-MASSA-VOL-113-SONY-PS2-JAP-VERSION-USED-SALE/391436465393?hash=item5b236e74f1:g:viUAAOSwubRXFPYc

>>6820914
just burn a copy anon-kun
mcboot it

i have all the weird shit in this thread

>>6820885
they have the 3D models for them

>>6820929
I collected Ps2 games. Never got into the JAP catalogue though.

>>6820841
I got it because I recognized the artist. It sure is simple but pretty funny for the half hour it takes to beat. These days budget games just aren't as fun.

>>6821102
"I recognize that artist" is the calling card to Simple 2000 games.

>>6821105
It helps that it was about a maid with an arsenal of weaponry, shooting out with a bad guy in a car chase. The simple games are the 90s anime OVA of gaming.

>>6821114
Someday I intend to endure this game if only to ogle Kantori's art.

Harry you don't smell

>>6821123
Hey, you never know. Sometimes they can just be a ton of fun. I'd love it if there was an easy way to just pop these games on an SD card but I may need to re-do my setup for network loading this way I'm not throwing around hard drive.

>>6821157
Emulate

>>6821171
No, emulation is inferior. I'd rather improve my setup.

I was surprised that SIMPLE games weren't in many collections of PS2 games. I need to find a torrent with all of them, those few games I've played were great.

>>6820838
>>6820834
>>6820824
Link to ISO plz?

>>6820807

>>6820834
God I wish that were me

>>6820834
does she get pregnant and birth roach eggs?

haha

this is a great 2 player co-op game

>>6821827
that box art is terrible.

>>6821827
truly the dark souls of from software games

>sucking a teenage girl's thigh as she takes a bath

Survival horror with crazy monsters roaming the streets except you are just a cameraman, there to film events for the news. You can spend the game focusing on filming 3 different "themes" of events. Do your job properly and film the monsters and various things that count as the exciting theme, linger on the people dying and horrific stuff or choose the reason 90% of people bought this game and focus on filming erotic things such as upskirting your news girls or sneaking in on them getting changed. Its not just filming though, you do walk around the environment and interact by aiming the camera at things of interest and having your current news girl investigate it.

Its not as interesting as the various elements may make it sound. Please check out a video first before trying it.

>>6822087
its a truly awful game but i love the voice acting

>>6820807
Surprised that game with the evil scarf that pops boobs hasn't been mentioned. Forgot what it was called, or if it even pops boobs.

>>6822134
Stretch Panic

>>6822134
>>6822139
it was already mentioned
also it was called freak out in europe

Gekisha Boy got a PS2 sequel, check it out if you're into voyeurism.

>>6821102
What artist?

I suddenly remembered this. About a polar bear that sings enka.
There was a shitton of weird and obscure Ps2 games, but I was into the catalogue like 10 years ago, only from time to time they pop in my memory.

Pretty sexy desu

>>6821602
Mister Mosquitoe and Psychonauts on GameCube

>>6820807
Seaman 2, even weirder than the Dreamcast game.

>>6820807
This was released in PAL territories as "Demolition Girl".
For the longest time I thought it was just some weird fever dream that made me i'd seen an obscure Japanese Simple 2000 series game on store shelves in the UK.

>>6820821
Lifeline. What a strange concept.

She's waiting for you to command her anon. What do you tell her?

>>6824575
TUTORIAL. No, uh Lifeline. Life-Line. RAIFU RAINN. YES!

>>6824584
4pp reference?

Her's a weird fucking one

>you're a fucking soccer player
>godzilla whale brain blasts you to the future
>now you have to protect a lady who can make monsters appear from her ass
>also monsters are dead people souls that are actually fireflies

>>6824584
>TUTORIAL.
How come I still laugh uncontrollably when reminded of it to this day. lmao
Based anon.

>>6824584
PRAY STESHON

Budget Final Fight with cute girls and silly storyline. It's pretty fun. You can hold food items and skill books, swap between 4 fighting stances and cancel normals into the skills you use by consuming books. Eating food at full health or stamina will give a permanent boost to your resources.

It's that kind of surprisingly polished budget shitpost title.

>>6824701
Name of the game is Kakutou Bijing Wulong

>>6824668
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>6824701

looks cool, dl'd

>>6822593
dont know what it is (yes, you described what it was), but i want this

>>6824872
Just learnt about this from the other thread

>>6821827
i've been wanting to get this for quite some time

>>6820807
Spumco-designed japanese exclusive PS2 game where you have to dub over movie scenes with a mic.
Even got a sequel.

>>6825014
i hope you do, anon. also have someone to play with so you both can coordinate obstacles together

>>6820807
maybe not weird but still insanely fun with a group of buddys

>>6821123
>everyone's face is super wide and squished
>someone thinks its good art

>>6821290
you cant emulate ps2 iirc (it was a scam!), and afaik you cant hack a ps2 to play burnt games like the ps1, so you are better off browsing ebay or something

>>6825825
>you cant emulate ps2 iirc (it was a scam!), and afaik you cant hack a ps2 to play burnt games like the ps1, so you are better off browsing ebay or something
you definitely can on both points you crazy fool

>>6825847
i remember seeing a heap of hate on the only ps2 emulator and how it was a chinese scam. also, you cant 'hack' a ps2 unless it was one of the super super early ones (which are worth like thousands now), since they patched out ps2-linux. even then, you can really only play nes\gameboy\sms games on it

you do you bro, you do you...

>>6825859
What the fuck are you smoking, retard. Do you think you're funny.

>>6825861
so you realised you were wrong and decided to try flame? tsk tsk

>>6825861
just google ps2 emulator scam and you'll see like hundreds of verified yt vids and stuff online about it. you do you bro, but when they ask for CC details, id suggest NOT putting them in :^)

>>6825908
Even if this is a troll, you're still a retard.

First off: PCSX2
Second: Free McBoit

>>6825918

>>First off: PCSX2
"PCSX4 is a fake emulator" literally first result.

>>Free McBoit
iv never heard of this before, but apparently you need an already hacked console of a specific variety to do this, so pretty much impossible unless you know a guy who knows a guy? pretty cool if it gains traction though, or they make a downloadable hack like the wii

stop

>>6825859
>they patched out ps2-linux
That was PS3, only reason why you wouldn't be able to use Linux on a later PS2 is the lack of HDD support, but fat PS2s are still usually under $100 when factoring in eBay prices, and often $20 or less if you can find them locally.
>>6825908
Maybe that was true like 18 years ago.
>>6825939
You can buy a memory card that already has the hack applied, or just do it yourself with FreeDVDBoot if you have a fat.

>>6826001
>>That was PS3
fair enough, iv barely played anything after ps1 so it all blurs together. thanks for the decent reply though.

>>Maybe that was true like 18 years ago.
can you rec a non-baited ps2 emulator? all i find are WARNING! THIS IS A SCAM

>>You can buy a memory card
i had a look, and literally no one is selling them (unless you look on shady scam sites where they only take CC)

>>6826030
retard

>>6826030
People were so pissed when the patched out support, and if you downloaded the later firmware, even if you had a system that was originally compatible, you couldn't use Linux on it anymore.

PCSX2 is literally the only one of note, however, unlike PCSX4 that you mention here
(>>6825939), PCSX2 is 100% legit, and has been in development for quite some time. https://www.pcgamer.com/ps4-emulator-pc/
This article even spells it out, PCSX4 is fake and a scam, however PCSX2 is real, and has gotten quite good over the years.

eBay is your friend bud, got a ton of results just on page 1.

>>6826070
thanks kind ps2-anon! i assumed pcsx4 was just a new version of 2, and not its own thing. ill keep my eye out on ebay for the boot thing though

>>6826073
Yeah, they were trying to piggyback off the name of a popular emulator to sucker people in looking for a PS4 emulator. There actually is a somewhat functional PS4 emulator that's in early stages though, but the only game it appears to boot is an indie Robotron clone.
FreeMCBoot allows for some pretty interesting things, since it allows you to boot unsigned code on demand, from any storage device you can plug into the PS2, including USB drives. I mainly use it to play games off of an HDD, but you need a fat PS2 for that, or a mod for early slim PS2s. The alternative is loading games from a network, which is hear is also pretty good, or loading them from USB, which is slow, and I wouldn't recommend it for the majority of games.

>>6825918
>Even if this is a troll,
You don't say?

>>6825825
i usually play ps2 isos by burning them and playing on a real ps2

>>6824906
It isn't that weird, just a popular fad in Spain during the Ps2 years, so they tried to do some easy cash. The game was awful but for some reason it appears in some collections and speculators thought it could become pricey because it was only sold in Spain, a country fond of speculation of all kinds.

>>6825939
Installed freemcboot to a memory card the other day :)))

Works good, I can play games via ethernet.

It's not that weird, but definitely unique -- and overly ambitious. I found the humour in this game absolutely hysterical when I was 12.

>>6826430
turns out this is also on PC, I had no idea, oops

>>6826437
GoG gave it for free years ago

I'm going to fucking kill myself

>>6820807
PS2 was the last real Japanese console.

>>6826704

Whoops, posted in the wrong thread AND board

>>6820807
Dont care, still not retro

>>6826814
who cares cool game

>>6822593
I watched that tokyo encounter ep too.

>>6826704
>>6826741
>Whoops, posted in the wrong thread AND board

well, if you didnt have a reason to kill yourself, NOW you do.

>>6820834
>>6820838

Dude...

>>6826814
cope

>>6824701
this looks cool I'm guessing it never came out in english? would I be able to get though it given the language barrier?

>>6822104
Agree on this 100%. Game is horrible and boring but Brisco makes up for it alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOX5BXMvDYo

>>6827304
fuck off zoomer

>>6820834
Based nips.
Better get my PS2 then, and try installing FMCB then, I've failed yesterday and gave up hope.

>>6824321
>coomercore game rated 12 in Japan
>3+ in Europe

What did they mean by this?

>>6820903
The theme is now playing in your head manually

>>6821157
Whatever the ps2 loading software is, you can load off USB. I forget the name though.

Firefighting game from Irem

Super Galdelic Hour

>>6832767
Is it good? Irem was glorious in the Ps2 era.

Ka 2

>>6820824
Haha imagine being a roach hiding in her stinky pusy or ass, haha. That would be gross.

>>6825174
>UT99
>PS2

Look, just tell your friends to hop on their computers, pc version is better.

>>6832817
Yes its good

>>6820807
Robot alchemic drive
Katamari series
Shadow of memories

>>6832834
That gaves me Zettai Zetsumei Toshi feels.

Tetsujin #28, not as good as RAD but its quite similiar.

>>6832834
Looks way better than the shit called Burning Rangers.

Chaindive, just listen to the first track

Heavy Metal Thunder is certainly weird but the gameplay is not really fun, maybe check it out on Youtube.

>>6825825
how in the goddamn is emulation a scam? Do you even read the words you type?

I don't know about weird but the reversals in this game are still some of the most fluid i've ever seen in a videogame, its also one of the rare fighting games where moves actually have an oomph factor and don't feel like the characters are hitting air.

Resident Evil: Survivor 2: Code Veronica its not amazing or anything but it has some weird shit going on

>>6832875
FUCK the snowboarding level.

>>6832639
BIOS?

Simcity but you can go around the city and interact with other people.

>>6832785
Why does this look like that one bugfighting joke game from Yakuza Kiwami?

>>6825323
>art has to look like I want it to

>>6833025
I never played Yakuza Kiwami so i don't know

and here's Under the Skin

Why was the 6th gen a breeding ground for experimental/weird games like these? I miss it.

>>6833245
Th 5th gen had more experimental games, the 6th gen was the last gen where they still tried and there was still a strong japanese industry.

>>6825086
BLACKED

>>6821123
why do all the characters look like down syndrome cabbage patch dolls

>>6821102
artist name?

The Zombie VS Ambulance was like a goofy post-apocalyptic Crazy Taxi

Battle Construction Vehicles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccfYBYKsAs

>>6833245
The technology was finally there and you didn't need to pay 100 million dollars to make a videogame

>>6824575
>Pick up the vase

>>6833291
Cucked

>>6832820
I had no idea this game got a sequel

>>6833380

>>6820807
Ring of Red

>>6833245
Ps2 was the most sold console of history, so you had an enormous market, almost the whole console market without counting portables, to sell practically anything. Developments were a lot cheaper too.
It was crazy how Ps2 was seen for years as the casual, mainstream console, while having almost all the niche hardcore games.

>>6833025
It does, lol.

>>6832884
great graphics, i like

>>6820807
I ironically found that game sealed in a backwoods redneck pawn shop. The owner called me up and said, "I got one of those weird jap games, I know you're into that shit. Come down here and it's yours." He didn't even charge me for the game, he just wanted the foreign 'shit' out of his store.

>>6832903
Wtf is this?

>>6824126
Psychonauts is on Xbox, Gamecube, and PC.

Ka (Mr. Mosquito in US/Europe) is not on the Gamecube. Both it and its Japan-only sequel Ka 2 are completely exclusive to the PS2.

>>6824126
You're wrong for both, neither of these games are on the Gamecube.

Psychonauts, in addition to the PS2 version, is on Xbox and PC.

Ka (Mr. Mosquito in US/Europe) is also not on the Gamecube. Both it and its Japan-only sequel Ka 2 are completely exclusive to the PS2.

>>6832884
>X-ray
lmao

>>6820834
bruh

>>6820897
Petscop 2

>>6834984
PS2 sold 20 million in Nihon alone, every otaku had one.

Western normalfaggies dislike the JRPGs of that era because too much raw fanservice and anime.

>>6821131

Watching some guy do an abridged playthrough of this
>It's nonsensical as hell and hilarious for it

>>6832639
OPL

>>6824575
WOof woof

>>6832639
I heard USB is slow and using a SMB1 server via the network port is better.
If your PS2 isn't near your router, you could get a travel router to send a cable to your PS2.

>>6834358
if you don't know, now you know, nigger

>>6820807
All the simple2000 games are unique

>>6820807
has anyone manager to play this? I can't get it working either with pcsx2 or using free mcboot on console. anyway, w-where do you think she goes to pee? haha asking for a friend

>>6824575
>tfw she asks you what were your first words as a child during this scene

>>6838358
What about PS2 slim?

>>6839000
that's what the travel router setup is for, google it

>>6839003
>travel router setup
That's retarded.
Just use USB, the speed isn't that bad.

Train racing except you can take trains out burnout style, weird Japanese game but it was a childhood favorite, theres an ultra super duper hard to find prequel which is basically the same game but with real life japanese trains only

>>6825939
>>6825825
>>6826073

How fucking retarded is this faggot? I hate faggots like this, they think they are 100% right but a single fucking search of PCSX2 would bring you right to the real thing. Its literally some gay shit actual boomers do all the time, you are fucking insufferable and know nothing.

>>6822593
Dreamcast had a bunch of stuff like this too. Early 6th gen was a really interesting and creative time. Felt like all the juice had dried up by the end of the gen though.

>>6840617
Once Japan started banning psychotropic drugs by the mid 2000's it seemed like all the weird quirky games stopped getting made.

>>6832884
god i wish that were me

>>6825859
>you cant 'hack' a ps2 unless it was one of the super super early ones

How true is this? I have a 'modified' PS2 up in the attic that i bought in Thailand when i lived out there. The console is the original fat PS2 and i purchased it not long after they were released in Asia. I never owned an original game for it, all my games were backups and copied games that id bought from Bangkok. I was buying like 5 or 6 games a week because they were like $3 each.

>>6840703
All PS2 models are hackable.

>>6839006
????
you can't load PS2 games off it's USB port without long ass load times and FMV stuttering like crazy. You can however, get a $30 travel router with a USB port, plug it into the ethernet port, and basically use it as a USB 2 to ethernet adaptor, eliminating these issues entirely and making it indistinguishable from a HDD setup except for the fact that you can very easily drag and drop the games, swap/expand the storage, and use it on a slim PS2. You can even power it via the onboard USB port, this isn't even a conversation, it's easy af and way better

>>6840726
>you can't load PS2 games off it's USB port without long ass load times
Only for some games.
So far I've tested
Okami
Crash
Tekken
GoW
FIFA
Loading times are not bad.
What games you had issue with?
>get a $30 travel router with a USB port
Then I'd just use my router.

>>6840743
the appeal is that it acts totally independent of your home network, it's really just a compact USB 2.0+ to ethernet adaptor, but if you can get an SMB setup going with your main router you should. you might not care about FMV stuttering or longer waits/pauses bringing up menus and stuff but I do and so do a lot of other people, i don't think a $30 piece of hardware to remedy this counts as "retarded" or overdoing it.

>>6840758
Mate, I'm just stating my experience.
USB 1.1 is slow, but I never had any issues.
That's why I asked what games that are slow when loading from USB.

>>6840782
>Mate, I'm just stating my experience.
>it's 0/0
>no bully plz

>>6832884
Okay