/vr/ - Retro Games

He's like a nega-Todd Howard

>>6810314
Unironically fucking based.

>>6810314
>399
>barely over 200 games released in the US
lol

>>6810314
Holy fucking based.

>>6810314
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased

>tfw stolarposting is the only retro thing left on this board

>>6810314
Out of all the shit we've seen in 2020, the thing that hits me the most is seeing söyjak duels and tuxedo pepes in /vr/

>>6810364
This thread would've existed with or without the retarded rule change.

>>6810314
based

Now that the dust has settled, is Bernie Stolar the, dare I say it, final mayor of /vr/?

>>6810407
I don't know, but he certainly makes me want to throw my paddle against the wall

>>6810378
>>6810364
im not sure about that. over the last few days this has been one of the only threads that made me smile and remember 'old' /vr/ in a way for a split second. not that bernie posting wasn't cancer originally, but seeing bernie propped up on a mic stand amidst all of the PS2 and xbox 360 posters brought a smile to my face. i guess i've gone to the dark side of the moon.
rip /vr/

>>6810314

>>6810314
Based

>>6810314
Holy based

>>6810314
Mods, can we get a sticky?

Question, how many jews do you need to go from 60% marketshare to 6% marketshare in only 3 years?
Answer:
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>>6810535
The /v/ kiddies will get bored and leave eventually.

>>6810314
You weren't even there

>>6813361
yeah bro just give it a week

>>6813361
If you don't like 90% of the threads just hide them

>>6815026
uniornically based.
This won't change, this is the new /vr/.
Don't like it? Hide it.

>>6810314
>more like the Sega cistern am I right?
*toilet sounds*

SATURD

>>6810314
Stupid kike killed the Saturn. Jews are the reason Sega failed.

>>6817189
Except the Shiturn was already dead by the time Bernie took over.
>b-but if he had localized shitty generic animu jarpig #9001 it would've been saved!!
LOL, no.

>>6810314
Knew ONE kid who had it. He only had ONE game for it.

>>6810314
>399 wasn't just the launch price, y'know.. It was also the number of games released for the system!

Memes aside, do you think it's a possibility that Stolar was actually a Sony plant on Sega?
Also, is there any article detailing the exact moment he left Sega? I think it was in 1999, so he barely was there at all, didn't he join in like 1998 or something?
So many questions about this dirty kike. Also, he's now in a company called ZOOM (which isn't the one used to video calls, a different one), how ironic is that?

>>6817230
https://youtu.be/bolj7SEKRTk
>implying this wouldn't #btfo Ocarina of Time if (((Bernie))) hadn't stopped them

>>6817434
Unironically yes, fuck the tranny zelda

>>6817442
https://youtu.be/grNy_mKwLo4?t=148
>implying this wouldn't #btfo Mario 64 if (((Bernie))) hadn't stopped them

>>6817414
you are too kind. more like, what, 30?

>>6810314
>"So, Sega Saturn, huh? I wonder if it's called "Saturn" because Nintendo and Sony ran rings around it."

>>6817467
Unironcally yes, fuck the tranny speedrunners

>>6817521
>fuck the tranny speedrunners
Hmm...

>>6817429
>Memes aside, do you think it's a possibility that Stolar was actually a Sony plant on Sega?
To me, he obviously was.
But for whatever reason, people prefer to joke about "haha saturn no future" memes instead of actually discussing the whole Bernie chapter.
His time at Sega was nothing compared to all the other mischief he made in other companies.
He led the Lynx launch for Atari, we also know how the Lynx failed spectacularly (despite being a strong system). There's so much to discuss about Stolar, and so little information online.

>>6817584
Saturn wasn't the only console he sunk. Wonderswan too.

>>6817591
Bullshit, he never worked for Bandai, did he?

>>6817597
He handled the american distribution plans by Mattel. His plans involved never releasing it to the market and killing it.

>>6817647
>in 2000, Bandai signed an agreement with Mattel to bring the handheld to North America, but ultimately decided against a Western release.[3] The exact reason for this is unknown, but the crowded handheld video game console market has been suggested as a factor.[7]
Holy shit.
Why don't you fuckers actually ever discuss this shit? Stop memeing about le saturn, there's more stuff to be found.
So Stolar apparently hijacked the Wonderswan's launch in NA.
He fucked both Lynx and Wonderswan, you can't be serious, too much coincidence.
inb4 he's also a Nintendo plant.

>>6817683
Maybe he just hates videogames in general. Maybe he's actually australia-kun.

>>6817690
>australia-kun.
who?

>>6817693
cunt?

>>6817467

That game seems based.

>>6817693
An angry retard shitflinger

>>6817690
>the Saturn is not our future
>there can only be one system for the future
>the Sega System

>>6810353
This

More like the Sega cistern because the only games that would fit in it were peepeepoopoo

Every person named Bernie is a huge cuck faggot.

>>6817690
Bernieposter is Australia-kun. His manic, obsessive, erratic ranting is so obvious.

>>6810314
Finally some OC with a modicum of effort.

Sincerely,
A Saturn Fan

>>6820678
He is. Some time ago mods were talking about him on IRC. It's the same guy that does Sega System, Scotformers, etc.
He's obviously the guy behind the "Mayor" meme now, too.
Check out this autism:
>>/vr/thread/S6535189
>>/vr/thread/S6517943
>>/vr/thread/S6519190
>>/vr/thread/S6504471
>>/vr/thread/S6515359
He seems to be fascinated with coming up with alternative ways of calling things, "apps" instead of games and all that.
I'm pretty sure it's some form of autism, maybe we think he's shitposting but maybe he's just having real schizo episodes.

Fuck Bernie
>Seeing the ad for D&D slash and jogger in RE1 pamphlet
It never came bros, I had to wait years until I found out about MAME

>>6821160
Am I supposed to hate this guy, this shit is hilarious

>>6822505
It's depressing if you consider it's a dude in his 30s.

>>6822505
No, it's just weird and a bit creepy. Can be annoying when he spams, though.