/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6803462
Fuck off, you fucking nonce weeb freak

SAYAKA THREAD

>We'll never see Charu ever again because Snoy makes Japan Studio work on some shit rehash of dark souls instead of letting them work on Ape Escape 4.

>We'll never see Charu ever again because Snoy makes Japan Studio work on some shit rehash of dark souls instead of letting them work on Ape Escape 4.

>>6803462
They drew the cunny line?

Like, on purpose?

>>6803718
Slip of the hand.

>>6803470
You mispelled chad but it's alright, I forgive you as the superior man.

>>6803478
this game looks GOOD?

>>6803751
Yes, Playing in emulator lets you increase the resolution and since its a low poly game it looks fantastic.

What's the best disguise and why is it Wild West Kid?

pedos can go back to /v/

>>6803470
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>>6804057
I like the bunny. Stuffed animal backpacks are top cute.

>>6803462
Never actually played the Ape Escape games, other than that minigame in the original release of MGS3. Are they actually good, or is it just cute characters with meme gameplay

>>6803462
I'd go ape on her cunny.

>>6803470
Back to Twitter with you.

>>6803597
>>6803478
>>6804702

Oh my gosh you can see her little pussy!

>>6803462
If I was making this game it would be rAPE escape from getting a gape.

>>6804024

So that's why it is so full of traffic

>>6804958

6th gen?

>>6803462
these retards are never going to leave are they?

>>6805663
Nope

>>6805663

Oh come on, like there is that much difference to our Roll threads.

>>6804560
I'd say they are, to be honest i've only played 3, but the colorful levels, the movie parodies and the classical music remixes make it a really cute and funny game, although the first time you play the levels difficulty are baby tier like "catch 2 monkeys" but it gets better, and when you beat it you get the sequel to the MGS3 minigame.

>>6805834
Pretty neat, I'll look into emulating it.

>>6805663
/l/ and /vr/ would be a wonderful board

>>6804019
Too erotic

>>6803478
>forced 16:9 ratio

zoom zoom zooooooom

>>6805663
We were always here.

>cant discuss ape escape on /v/ because of cunnyfags
>now cant discuss it on /vr/ because of cunnyfags
just fucking kill me

>>6806467
Why don't you make fucking posts talking about the gameplay and be the change you want to see?

>>6806467
How about you start talking about the game then you fucking nigger. This game is for pedos so deal with it. If anything it's twitterfaggots who bitch about it without playing it that come to derail topics, just like you did. If you're so disgusted by it perhaps you shouldn't invest your time in a pastime for kids in the first place.

>>6806467
Seriously, I have to post cunnyshit because fuckers like you who do nothing but complain let the thread die every time.

>DAAANCINNG!~

>>6803597

Charu is the best girl

>>6806505
thne psot MONKEES

>getting filtered by drawings of little girls

lmao why is this board so full of pussies now

>>6807426
Because the 2016 elections brought in so many fucking Redditor and Twitter tourist normalfags.

>>6803462
>Page 5. Home.

>>6806467
Get with the times old man, Cunny is now normal.

>>6806467
you're right, the boys deserve more love

>>6807426
actual soccer moms and r*etera users like this homosexual used to post here. I bet they're still around, frothing at the fictional little girls in retro games.

>>6807426
the entire internet is full of pussies now.
reminder that we used to have dedicated loli and guro boards.

>>6803462
What's the name of this bodytype?

>>6803462
Would Ape Escape 3 be a good game for my 6-year old daughter to play?

>>6808173
Yes. She can play as Sayaka who is a little bit older. Here disguises are cuter as well.

>>6808217
Nice, any other games with little girl main characters in them?
She played LWN but it was bit too hard for her so I helped her with it.

>>6808246
Maybe Jet Force Gemini if she's into cartoony gore?

>>6806370
The game literally gives you the option for 16:9

>>6808163
funny type.

>>6807996
Boruto?

>>6808410
ape escape boys, anon

>>6808246
Summon Knights Swordcraft story.

>>6803462
How soulful is the memory card icon?

>>6806370
Hi, John Dorian.

>>6803462
rAPE ESCAPE

>>6809297
>play hentai game
>only way to see h-scenes is dying
i hate japan

>>6809297
>play hentai game
>only way to see h-scenes is dying
i love japan

>>6808246
there are lots, but if we just consider the ones that are easy and wholesome - Witch's Wish, Drill Dozer and Magical Pop'n come to mind

>>6809443
>but if we just consider the ones that are easy and wholesome
Well, there goes Demonophobia, then.

>>6809443
Most of these don't look cute or funny at all.

>>6809347
This is why games where you play as a succubus are the best.

>>6809847
>Most of these don't look cute

>>6809306
What other ways are there to unlock H scenes? Specifically for rape scenes

Any suggestions?

>>6809882
>>6803478
My wife Sayaka is so cute.

>>6809847
That's pretty rude

>>6809882
Trigger them on your own.

>tfw pink gets no appreciation whatsoever

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>>6803462
Go die, cum brain!

>>6809967
She was always my favorite. Banana Heartbreak is killer

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>>6810136
Dude. If you want to talk about the game, Talk about it. If I don't post anything the thread will die. Better just let it die because you fags don't play shit.

>>6810136
For example, Care to talk about the soundtrack?

>>6811243
I love the power up themes in Ape Escape 3.

>>6809956
IS she wearing latex gloves?

>>6811223
>Better just let it die because you fags don't play shit.
You are correct I don't play shit games.

>>6809443
>(((Splatoon)))
>cute

>>6810136
4chan is the house cumbrains built, you Redditor faggot.

>>6812556
>cumbrains
It's not wordfiltered anymore?

>>6803462
zoom here.

is it a fun game? I think monkeys are funny and I wanna play a game with monkeys in them

>>6812841
The first one is one of the best games on the PS1.
Can't speak of 2 or 3 but since they're PS2 games they're probably good as well.

>>6803462
Ape Escape 1 is still the best game in the series, and the british dub voices fit the characters much better.

>>6812841
it's a series of 3D platformers like Mario/Banjo etc., except with the twist that the collectibles run away from you and some guile is needed to catch them. The first game mostly had you relying on stealth while in 3 you get "transformations" which make ape catching easier - to make up for this, there are more monkeys with more intelligent behavior

>>6812841
I've only played the first one and haven't finished it yet, but I think anyone who likes oldschool 3D platformers would love it, though the controls take getting used to. Dual Shock is required, you use the left stick to move as usual but the right stick controls whatever item you have equipped instead of the camera, while the face buttons change your equipped item instead of activating your equipped item. I wish there was a version of the game with more traditional style controls but you get used to it.

c-word thread?

>>6812936
>I wish there was a version of the game with more traditional style controls but you get used to it.
There is, the Ape Escape On The Loose remake on PSP

>>6814010

cigger?

Has anyone here played million monkeys? Is it any good? I think I remember the first level is youre fighting a giant robot but I didn't get super far since its in moonrunes

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>>6814074
This is what happens when you turn /vr/ into a full blown /v/edditor board

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>>6809956
t.

>>6814126
It's okay

>>6803462
What did you think of Mesal Gear Solid?

>>6803462
Ha ha imagine being a chimp then she catches you and likes you enough to take home as a pet.

I wanna eat her pudding.

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>>6812923
This.
Half of the fun is the platformer collectathon, and half comes from all the personality they put into the monkeys. Many of them in later games are wearing costumes and doing impersonations, but even in the first one you can read a very short bio for each one on your Monkey Radar.
Ape Escape 1 is probably the best and easiest to get ahold of, unless you can emulate 3 I guess.
2 isn’t as good; it’s still fun, the movement controls are just a little too floaty, and you have a sidekick character making the already easy parts even easier for you. (The EU version of AE2 just got released on PSN, but the voices here are disappointing because the US version was voiced by the same actors who voiced most of the characters in the Pokemon English dub).
Million Monkeys is Japan-only, but if you can get around the region lock it has gameplay on par with AE1 and lets you play as most of the main characters. There are also several spinoffs since Sony has always viewed the series as a way to showcase their newest tech—PipoSaru 2001 is the “other” true sequel to AE1, where you are stealing the monkeys’ pants for laundry instead of trying to catch them. There’s one racing game on PSP which is notoriously challenging, and another PSP game where you use the shrunken-down laboratory to hijack various monkeys’ helmets and navigate your way to getting a shrink-ray back from the villain monkey.

>>6814850
In AE3, there are a small number of monkeys capable of stealing your net from you, and catching YOU with it. Make of that what you will.

>>6815302
>Half of the fun is the platformer collectathon, and half comes from all the personality they put into the monkeys. Many of them in later games are wearing costumes and doing impersonations, but even in the first one you can read a very short bio for each one on your Monkey Radar.
This. Also the cunny.

>>6812923
The transformations are OP as hell honestly, they break all potential difficulty

>>6812556
Shut up your mouth, faggot

>>6815621
>tfw these days satoru would be the only playable character with Sayaka as paid dlc

>>6815302
I mean you just get TPd back to the hub world when that happens so

>>6814276
>10000:1 ratio of based to frogposts

yeah what a regression

>>6815643
true, the game being somewhat faster paced and the monkey AI being better, they still get wrecked by the overpowered catching skills. Superhero is just nuts (but fun as hell)

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>>6815673
Imagine catching sayaka in a net, wouldn't that be funny? haha

>>6815717
Are you just trying to get the thread deleted?

>>6815648
Go home, normalfag.

>>6815729
Chill man. I thought it was funny, that's all.

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>>6814483
I hate anime faggots but on't ever post a random person's picture as a supposed example of a lame person.

YUMI

>>6814276
This is a just a Roll thread with different paint

>>6816795
No. This is a Sayaka thread, and pretty much the only way to discuss ape escape

>>6816350
t. the soinog in the picture

>>6814276
Can't write Ape without Rape.

>>6814276
lmao how is asking about the memory card icon for a retro game /v/eddit tier, retard?

>>6817454
I feel like there’s some kind of otherworldly force which manifests as the Rape Ape in games for me.
Any time I play as a game with a gorilla or other primate in it, there’s an unusually frequent pattern in which I’ll be doing well for a while but then the game will randomly spawn the gorilla to fuck my shit up around the time it escalates the difficulty just a little too high for my current skill.
In Mario Kart, I’ll be doing well until it rubberbands in Donkey Kong. If I’m playing Donkey, here comes Funky or Diddy.
In Smash Bros, Donkey again.
Pokemon? I guarantee someone will pull out one of the ape or monkey creatures just before they start winning.
I started playing Crash Team Racing not long ago, and of all the characters to give me the most consistent trouble online, it’s Rillaroo.
Silent Hill? The game’s a breeze for me, except for the actual rape Rape Apes.
The Rape Ape is real.

>>6816350
ill try not to post your relatives so often anon

>>6814056
Well I'm just not buying a PSP.

>>6816350
>I hate anime faggots but on't ever post a random person's picture as a supposed example of a lame person.

>>6803597
Why is she so cute bros?

>>6818489
Emulate it, theres ppsspp.

>>6803462
This thread better be up when i wake up.

She belongs to bbc

>>6819952
BIG BABOON COCK?

Fuck you mods and jannies. You know exactly where this thread is going and yet you refuse to nuke it.
You're the reason why this whole site became shit, fuck you.

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>>6818693
samefag.

>>6820360

>Someone wants to talk about Ape Escape
>The anons that do nothing but sexualize the female MC from 3 ruin it every time

>>6812841
The original on ps1 is great, hell of a fun game. The others seemed good but weren't as memorable as the first, but probably because it was the first. Felt like a revolutionary use of a second analog stick.

>>6820863
>implying OP wanted to "discuss Ape Escape" in the first place

>>6820863
OP literally posted a pic of an apparent underage girl with extreme camel toe. What did you expect? It was bait.

>>6816350
>I hate anime faggots but on't ever post a random person's picture as a supposed example of a lame person.
>>6820697
>samefag

>ape escape
>gravity rush
>sly cooper
>parappa/um jammer lammy
>ratchet and clank
>jak and daxter
>vib ribbon
>dragon's crown unless atlus ports it to other systems
sony needs to make/fund more games with good looking characters

>>6820823
That's fucked up, man.

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>>6814483
really makes one ponder

>>6820985
did you escape?

>>6814276
I'm a /vr oldfag, I just shitpost now because I no longer care about the quality of this board since hiromooty and the mods shit all over it.

>>6803462
I wanna kiss her nAPE.

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>>6820863
>Make Ape Escape thread in a slow on-topic board
>Plenty of things to discuss
>mention soundtrack, level design, gameplay, parodies
>nobody replies
>post cunny to bring back thread from page 10
>tourists whine about loli instead of talking about the game
Like pottery.

For me? It's Saru-mon's Castle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVURal-QYsA

>>6822764
What about the gAPE?

>>6822840
Perhaps, as a jAPE.

>>6822816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emnZkax0q_U

weeb trannies go away

The pitch bend synth chord thing Terada does is cool. Might be fun to try making something in his style.

>>6824254
My favorite track is the market ost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3teJYYsbMY

>>6809443
nearly all those games are for lolicons, not little girls

>>6824278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdmVQBG7iE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeNio202T5U

>>6820985
>green label
>doesn't own the euroCHAD version which has a better english dub
sayaka>yumi

>>6824402
iirc didnt it have english accents? i thought that shit was hilarious when spike and jake started talking in the intro.

>>6824414
brit sayaka sounds cute

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>>6824414
Why do americans need fake japanized names?

>>6824426
I don't care what you call her because I am not autistic.

>>6824426
because localizations are cringe, faithful translation or fuck off

>>6824421
i found them humorous but charming compared to the american dub
>>6824426
i mean i dont give a shit either way but okay kakeru and hiroki sounded funny with their english accent
better you autistic fuckfaces?

>>6805663
You don't know how happy I am to see the entirety of 6th gen allowed on /vr/ and seeing faggots like you get mad about it.

>>6824568
Get the fuck out shitposter, this is the sayaka thread. Post Sayaka or fuck off.

>>6824574
Which Ape Escape is she from?

>>6812841
Breath Of Fire series. Made for furries.

>>6824568
i would have preferred a new board for 6th gen but this is fine too
>>6824631
3

>>6816350
>I hate anime faggots but on't ever post a random person's picture as a supposed example of a lame person.

>>6816350
>I hate anime faggots but on't ever post a random person's picture as a supposed example of a lame person.

>>6824236
s h a p e

>>6824742
Same. Or a rolling 20 year cutoff
It is what it is though, we'll make the best of it.

>>6816350

Why was Sayaka's hero costume a princess? She already had a magical girl outfit.

>>6803462
AE2 might have awakened me to cute shota/ikemen protags back in the day - also one of the funnest collectathons of my childhood next to Banjo-Kazooie.

Still waiting for the series to come back, bummed still about Ape Escape 20nth Anniversary Twitter closing down a month or so back

>>6807996

Sexy

Dead sexy

>>6826521
kakeru has better design.

>>6826564
I'm ok on him, Hikaru seems more a personal nostalgic pick to me at this point

>>6824402
>has a better english dub
if you're gonna pound nails into my ears might as well pound in a hundred of them

they make me feel so BAD

https://youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8

This thread has managed to last for awhile.

>>6827841
Through cunny, unity.