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So I'm playing Secret of Mana with my friend Senate over ZSNES. We just got to The Empire (more than halfway through the game), and he's still wearing his fucking power wrist. It has 4 defense, as opposed to the ~20 defense from the armor available to us right now (this makes a lot of difference in the world of mana), but he keeps it anyways because it has +5 STR which he is convinced is more important than any amount of defense (it's not).

So while we were in the shop at The Empire, he gave up control of his character for a moment to go AFK, so I popped into his inventory and unequipped his power wrist so I could sell it and buy a Golem Ring instead. He noticed soon after he returned that his power wrist was missing, and became irate.

So now we're on our way to "potatos" (he means Potos Village) to buy back his power wrist. What he doesn't know is that he can buy it at the shop we just left in The Empire.

>> No.6787798

a PS2 thread died for this pixel shit

>> No.6787807

>>6787798
You rascal

>> No.6787837

Is Retro

>> No.6787872

>>6787798
Bad falseflag bait.

>> No.6788175

>>6787786
It's pointless buying any equipment in this game until near the end anon, keep that money for orb grinding.

>> No.6788332

how come /vr/ doesnt like talking about snes games anymore?

>> No.6788337

>>6787786
Hey buddy, can I become your friend? (?) Do you have Discord or something lol?, it sounds fun to play Jrpgs with you using ZSNES, I don't know, we could play Front Mission: Gun Hazzard after you finish with SoM, or Secret of Mana 2, or that Secret of Evermore hack that allows two players.

>> No.6788363

So everybody is new around here, it would seem.

>> No.6788378
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>>6788337
always open to making friends

haruhi#0814

>> No.6788458

>tranny thread
now this is just like /v/

>> No.6788593

>>6788458
why do you have trannys living on your head anon?

>> No.6788627

>>6787786
>ZSNES
come on man

>> No.6789135

>>6788627
what's wrong with zsnes?

>> No.6789157

>retro board
>no one recognizes a retro copypasta
This is just sad. You should all be ashamed.

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>>6788458

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>>6787786

>> No.6789213

>>6789157
The rulechange attracted tons of newfags, shitposters, and shitposting newfags. Give it a couple weeks before even bothering with this board again.

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>>6788627

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>>6789157
>>6787786

oh, I see...

I don't understand, what is the purpose of doing the Thread then.

>> No.6789791

>>6787786
i want to go back to 2006

>> No.6790002

>>6788458
Since when the fuck is Secret of Mana for trannies?

>> No.6790040

>>6790002
Trannies are attracted to jarpigs/progression-based games like flies on shit, because they're too low-test to actually play skill-based games such as shmups.

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>>6790040
So true!

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6791031

Whoa.

>> No.6791363

>>6790040
They're called shooters you mentally-challenged primate

>> No.6791384

>>6790040
So you're saying shooters are for primitive brainlet troglodytes while Jrpgs are for enlightened big brained cunnyseurs.

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6791429

>>6790040
>Just tab A to win

also use this to have one hand free for dilation

>> No.6791459

>>6791363
>>6791384
from a /vr/ veteran to you:

Any poster using the term jarpig is a shitposter and should be disregarded.

>> No.6792417

Shitty forced meme from ten years ago. Stop responding to this thread, anons

>> No.6793224

>>6792417
Why?

>> No.6794215

>>6787786
Here's a hot tip, Secret of Mana is fucking easy already. Two player is even easier. It's not like you're going to lose. Try not being a controlling little shit and let your friend play how he wants.

Or, play alone. It's probably what you're best at lol.

>> No.6794668

>>6791429
I bought one of these because i like weird controllers and it was cheap. I played some FF Classics 1 on it, it was comfy.

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6794679

I appreciated this thread, OP. But there's infinite people who won't get this reference.

>> No.6795556

>>6794679
what is the reference?