/vr/ - Retro Games

Target audience is lonely white teen dudes who will go on to vote republican.

>>6787936
DOA Beachballz is one of the best yuri anime games ever made!

>>6787936
this game is so nice, i can leave it on, hear the music in the background and watch the waves and girls while i do something else

>a game about girls doing girly things with other girls
Could it possibly be targeted at girls?
>but anon the girls look nice
So what?

>>6787952
>COME ON OVER, COME ON OVER BABY

>>6787936
It's a relaxing game

>>6787936
It was a comfy beach volley simulator with the great graphic of DOA3 and beatiful animu girls
The target was horny male teens

>>6787940
>Target audience is lonely white teen dudes who have would've voted democrat but wont because of social anxiety its difficult for them to get out of the house anyway

>>6787936
This series needs to stop being cheeky and just allow nudity.

>>6787957
yeah it's like how the audience for Cardi B is mostly young girls. The main point is not just to get guys' attention, it's young girls want to learn to develop their inner whore.

>>6787940
Sounds right

>>6788058
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>6788007
>NOT ON MY WATCH!

>>6788058
What happened to the bear?

>>6788081
Joined the police

>>6787936
the actual volleyball game in this was surprisingly solid

>>6787940
>The redditor has to cram orange man bad into any topic
Whatever, u/gigadweeb

>>6787940
wrong
target audience are asians, if westerners like it or not they don't give a shit

>>6788074
Is Cero stricter than ESRB? Nudity alone gets an M here.

>>6787936
This game is weirdly good. The volleyball is actually fun, and some of the minigames are alright. The weird dating element is kind of unique, and you know, boobs. The sequels became creepier and less focused on actual gameplay.

Japanese players. They love this kind of sim shit.

>>6788195
Any nudity catapults a game to CERO Z, which is equivalent to ESRB AO. Teasing and tiny bikinis are apparently cool though. Also, good luck putting out a game in Japan with uncensored genitalia.

>>6788396
Dang. I thought Americans were the puritans while the Japanese allowed all kinds of nudity in their shit.

>>6787936
I saw a nude mod of this. Anybody know how to do that?

>>6788598
Just mod Xtreme Venus Vacation at this point.

>>6787936
It's a dressup game for boys. Boys can like that stuff too, you just gotta package it right. Sexy, strong action girls with gentle personalities.

>>6788687
"It's not dolls, it's action figures!"

>>6788585
Have you never watched Japanese porn? They legally have to blur and pixelate it. Japan is cucked.

>>6788195
i know they are pretty restrictive with gore and violence, RE2 Remake was modified there to tone down the violence

>>6787936
It was for me. I like the the volleyball game.

>>6787936
me

>>6788879
If they see a decapitation they instantly send the game to a garbage bin.

>>6788993
Thanks, professor of waifu hard research.

>>6788993
based and DOApilled i miss Itagaki so much /vr/os, DOA used to be so good

>>6788993
I was furious when I got DOAX3 and there was no multiplayer. Imagine, a volleyball game with no multiplayer. I only bought it because I thought it'd be good for a laugh when having friends over for drinks but nope!
>inb4 of course not it's a single player game for fapping while you play
Then why is there no one handed control option smart guy?!?!

>>6789114
>>6789176
Yeah, the fighting game was pretty fun too. I remember Itagaki did not have kind words for his successors at Tecmo, and at that time I thought it was just pride and his abrasive attitude in the way. However, given how the direction of the series went since, with the increased focus on different monetary schemes, he may have been right all along.

>>6789545
There have been a lot of cutbacks in their game designs of late. At least there is the VR mode for the more recent ones.

>>6789545
>it's a single player game for fapping while you play
yes. i like the casino games too...

>>6788102
>u/gigadweeb
KEK

>>6788102
>>6789741
whos that?

>>6787936

>>6787936
Coomers mostly

Funny story back in college I walked in on a friend in the dorms jerking off to this game and he didn't stop. Just was like "hold up..." and blew his load. Then just kept playing like nothing happened.

>>6790323
Cool story bro

>>6787940
>Target audience is lonely white teen dudes who will go on to vote republican.
The best kind of people desu

>>6788195
GTA has to be extensively censored just to get a Z rating.

>>6790893
I own the Z rated Saints Row collection for Xbox One and the characters that are naked during Saints Row 4 wear their jumpsuits instead. It's actually pretty hilarious when you meet Gat because he puts a pair of sunglasses on over top of a pair he's already wearing.

>>6790323
Absolute chad

>>6788102
Seethe harder snowflake

It's unironically idol shit. Everyone thinks this game is pornographic but it's actually a tee-tee girly idol simulator where the girls giggle and do girly things and have crushes on each other but none of them are actually lesbians because they are saving their virginity for the player.

As been pointed out multiple times, if you just wanted porn you'd look at promo images, doujins or (more recently) source filmmaker porn.

>>6791004
That's a stupid meme. No average man owned slaves in those days and no wealthy plantation owner fought in the ranks between common soldiers.

Also, 70+% of all slave owners were practitioners of Judaism. Same for the ship owners and traders. Mostly Semites from Great Britain and Holland.

>>6791078
Isn't that genre called Gravure? Where the girls just pose suggestive while doing everyday things?

>>6791184
It doesn't matter. Jews found a loophole in the christian bible that accepted and normalized slavery, that led to generations of classicist americans thinking they are better than each other because they were born into the correct racial caste.

>>6787936
me and my sister that played it when we were children apparently.

>>6791195
Yes, exactly, the type of man that bought gravure dvds was the target audience for this. If you were a horny teen in 2004 that just wanted porn you'd look up doujins on the internet or the free camera in DOA3.

I bought an Xbox on ebay with all the games on the internal HDD and decided to play this one. The guy I bought it from premodded the game to make the girls completely nude, with realistically texture genitals. Very nice.

>>6791347
I think women look sexier in swimsuits anyway.

I use to have the graphic of Tina from this cover but just by herself. Cant find it anymore, if anyone has it that would be nice. I've looked everywhere using tineye and google

>>6791435
I can find Lisa and Hitomi but not Tina in the green bikini

>>6787936
It's a Japanese fetish to dote on attractive young women and buy them outfits and things.

>>6791184
Seethe harder fukwad. Stop being such a fucking crybaby Nazi.

>>6787960
>picking the worst track
Pleb
https://youtu.be/tm4nY7I_rXg
https://youtu.be/W3cFFNntNe8
https://youtu.be/zLcHfGQU3ZY

>>6791004

>>6791246
Did you ever get a boner while playing with her?

>>6788058
>drive by old childhood home
>see this flag
oh no...

>>6791214
>Jews found a loophole in the christian bible that accepted and normalized slavery, that led to generations of classicist americans thinking they are better than each other because they were born into the correct racial caste.

You're missing the cause and effect. It's obvious that they had a desire to think they were better than one another to justify the reap of the material benefits that this entailed, and then tried to justify this through the bible, in that order.

>>6788102
cry

>>6788859
Good thing the exported stuff is uncensored.

>>6792513
Yes, because she sat on my peepee.

>>6788058
>be pedophile
>gee I better telegraph that to the whole world

tesy

Gambling addicts who want to get erections every other fifteen minutes. I'm a blackjack player. Video poker was shit but an easy way to get shitloads of cash.

>>6789545
waveracer in 2 was where its at

>>6787936
I played this with my gf a lot. The 2p and 4p were pretty based, and I got her into liking microbikinis. I hate how the sequels dropped this :(

> Target audience is lonely white teen dudes who will go on to vote republican.

>>6794227
d-did she like it?

>>6791608
That's considered a fetish now? We sure have progressed a lot as a society.

>>6790323
I have ASCII's one-handed controller for both the PS1 and Sega Saturn because I just love retro game porn.

>>6787936
Lonely weebs and XBros.

>>6788107
>asians
>xbox
anon...

>>6796021
>That incredibly fat woman with a dark skinned baby and no husband

>>6798806
stereotypes don't come from nowhere

>>6787952
>>6787961
This. It's a vaccation simulator.

>>6798816
That image has nearly every leftist stereotype gathered together. All it needs is a stronk black woman.

>>6796021
Sometimes the memes make themselves

Sure my teenage self and friend played it, but my little cousin and sister played it. My little brother hated it. "It's just girls bouncing around!" of course he wouldn't play women in fighting games because it was "not realistic." Now he's one of the biggest SJW's I know. Might have been because of his wife.

>>6788993
why are they sealed

>>6800125
>My little brother hated it. "It's just girls bouncing around!" of course he wouldn't play women in fighting games because it was "not realistic."
I can't stand people like this. I get it, girls bouncing around in skimpy bikinis isn't for everyone, but how much of an insufferable faggot do you have to be to not pick the girls in fighting games over stupid shit like that? Chun-Li is SSS+ tier in Third Strike but I can't pick her and have fun because women should be in the kitchen cooking instead of fighting in the streets of Hong Kong!

>>6787936
Why was this rated M when DOA3 was rated T?

>>6800161
Seriously some of my favorite soul caliber characters were chicks. People that act like that arae insecure faggots

>>6800161
Some tranny webcomic artist on /v/ drew this strip to mock homophobes but it back fired really hard into fueling even more trans hate.
Similarly IGN wrote an article to defend homosexuals who chose to play support and healer characters in MMO and it back fired into nobody wanting to pick those classes now

>>6800862
rent free

>>6800871
Wut? I don't even hate trannies I think it's a shame people became so politically radicalized.

>>6787936
>doesn’t work on the 360, or Xbone for that matter
I hate this.

>>6796989
Of course.

>>6797267
>anon still doesn't know about findom

>>6801729
That's just marriage.

>>6801747
Marriage is only a subset of findom.

>>6800862
How is this comic supposed to mock homophobes?

>>6800862
>How come you always pick the female characters in these games?
The chad answer is actually because you take controls of them like pimps do with their hoes.

>>6801775
You have to do a lot of mental gymnastic and have the LGBT community live in your head rent free.

>>6801795
It goes like this
>/v/ are chronic masturbaters
>/v/ always picks a girl in fighting/mmos games
>hence the comic implies /v/ is a fag
But yeah I'm mentally hamster wheeling right now, but I don't hate gays at all though.

>>6789613
Why not get the uncensored doa on switch tho?

Finally got you some chipwitches, hope life is complete now museumanon.

>>6800862
>Similarly IGN wrote an article to defend homosexuals who chose to play support and healer characters in MMO and it back fired into nobody wanting to pick those classes now

To have knowledge of shit like this even occurring is a red flag of being way to fucking invested in random internet shit

>>6787940
fpbp

>>6801902
I only know about the healsluts meme because it got spammed on /v/, apparently after it became popular on Overwatch.
Read on if you're interested:
https://kotaku.com/overwatch-healsluts-turn-playing-support-into-an-erotic-1786553002
But you misunderstood the point of my post, I don't hate LGTBQ at all though, my point is that things have become so politically radicalized that it seeped into banal forms of entertainment and that's a shame.

>>6801902
>>6801928
Pic related if you don't wanna give Kotaku clicks
Notice the point of the article is to be "sex positive" but all it did was scare straight men from ever playing support classes.

>>6787936
didn't they have a Christmas one that was a blockbuster exclusive that was only like $20. I want to say I actually bought it for the novelty and never played it.

>>6801946
What kinda cumbrain thinks this way with video games

>>6801984
Maybe I'm biased but when japan inserts degeneracy into children's games I clap, but when America inserts hateful political shit, and the left is just as guilty of this one, I find it really sad and depressing.

>>6787940
Woah, settle down there Hbomberguy

>>6801928
>>6801946
this is the kind of thing that makes me hate faggots, turning perfectly innocuous things into something strongly perverse
not everything needs to be about penises

>>6787940
>I'm just here to troll

>>6788859
>japan is cucked for censoring porn
No it's actually based they're trying to limit all the brown and weeb trash around the world looking at their women for free

>>6791856
>right nobody likes nazis here - jews are cool

>>6801812
That's mental gymnastics fir anyone involved in that shit. If true then all boomers must be trannies web comic artists since they think anime girls are cartoons for children.