/vr/ - Retro Games

Shmupgang are fucking unintelligent insecure scum cunt raised by weak men or single women into a world where they have no control so they seek it on the computer like some digital comrade stalinist utopia, scared as fuck and paranoid these self loathing tranny pedos need only one topic to ever exist and will ban anyone who says anything that's actually true, they have no culture, no in depth knowledge of anything and fail to see that everything they apply their model to fails, they know really but will never sacrifice the safe space, they hate me yet im fully accomplished in many fields... hardly what a "dumb person" would do? yet they all shut indoor sacrificing health and meaningful pursuit for ELF FWENDS and PB whilst propping up on anti depressents and wiping sick mums pong whistly and mud wheezer, they are demoralized, atheistic and go against the DAO thus they become stiff whither and die, the sage knows this is true for all things.

>>6732143
*stepping on legos* DAIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

But infighting is fun

>>6732178
Based Cee btfoing the section of the scene that dislikes /shmupg/

>>6732194
Just be sure it comes from actual players bantering and not from jarpigs trying to stir shit up. It's better and funnier when it's that way, too.

>>6732143
>>6732178
0% retro
100% unhinged cringe

>>6732216
hot pockets par jig tranny detected

I love Sexy Parodius, it's a great casual shmup.

PLZ, recommend another simple yet semi challenging shmup for me, thanks.

>>6732216
Daioh is retro, go play it.

>>6732225
Rapid Hero.

>>6732225
Play Border Down

I literally cannot stop sucking dick

>>6732235
I'd rather not

>>6732248
Okay

>>6732235
>Semi challenging
>recommends Border Down

Mutha fucker, you know how many times I've border downed on the mini-boss on stage 1!? Border down is less than semi challenging,

>>6732228
Never heard of it, I'll give it a look

>>6732278
Rapid Hero fits the description very well as you'll see, and it's quite fun too, with its own charm.

>>6732278
Have you considered using the laser which cancels every bullet it hits? You can border up later if you die btw it's not the end of the world

Recommend me a good shmup for a jrpg lover.

>>6732285
Improved tripcode.

>>6732295
I'll try again

>>6732313
Bullet to the head is the only one.

I’ve enjoyed Soldier Blade, Radiant Silvergun, and Sapphire. Can anyone recommend games similar to those? I tend to like ones that either aren’t or don’t feel generic

>>6732334
If you want "out there" shmups, try:
Shippu Mahou Daisakusen, Guwange, Zero Gunner 2

ATTENTION PLEASE: The first two posts prove this is yet another fucking personality focused shit flinging thread. *DING* *DING*

>>6732143
>>6732178
Cee and Ricardo are lonely trolls looking to stir shit up. They are known shit posters (who sometimes post useful info). And don't be fooled! Being a good player and giving advice does not excuse their provocation, trolling, whining, harassment, bigotry, schizophrenic jrpg conspiracy theories and needless shit flinging. Don't feel sorry for them, they did this to themselves!

*DING* *DING*
Carry on.

>>6732323
Ur bad at saving images too lmao

>>6732313
Bait but the Mahou games, Dragon Blaze and Dragon Saber have fantasy settings that might appeal to gay elf lovers

>>6732352
put your dick back in your zelda thong and save FWENDS from gay mushroom wizard of mustyguff woods and the emperor schlongotron

This whole thread is why people get turned off of even trying shmups, the fanbase is hopelessly autistic is almost smash tier

This constant schizo posting can't be good for your health. Seek help.

what the fuck even is this thread I just clicked to talk about video games

>>6732313
Radiant Silvergun, for some reason a lot of jarpigs who have a vague interest in shmups love that game.

>>6732371
Maybe because saturn mode saves your weapon exp

>>6732352
*proceeds to ignore the shmup discussion that's already happening*
Keep seething and back to discuck poser safe space, you lot will never be welcome here.

>>6732358
>Bait but
Then don't

>>6732363
>>6732364
>>6732370
Post yourself playing shmups if you're such big fans, here's a random replay of mine you can check
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/607215794

Retardo just got banned from marks discord again so he HAD to make a /shmupg/ thread

He can't live without talking to strangers about his videogames on the internet, that's how sad and lonely he is

>>6732380
>40 year old men acting like a gang of teens
>over the top homophobia
>I press button better than you that means I'm higher in the social hierarchy
I rate this thread midlife-insecurity/10

>>6732383
Discord drama now too? Fuckin a, just take your ass to /v/

>>6732380
>35 followers

Geez I wonder why you're seeking attention here like a lil hoe

>>6732228
YOU MUTHER FUCKER! Do you know how long I searched for Rapid Hero before I finally found the only mame rom available called Arcadian!? RapHero doesn't exist!

>>6732248
What's your favorite touhou game?

>>6732352
so that's why they were banned and saying jarpigs a lot?

What the fuck

>>6732380
Stop advertising