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You're at the arcade and two broads are making out and blocking the cabinet you want to play. How do you deal with the situation?

>> No.6716374

>>6716371
>y-you too

>> No.6716376

>>6716371
Sit on this joystick

>> No.6716391

>>6716371
Tell them to fuck off. Stupid girls

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>>6716371
>drinks on the machine
thats it, these faggots are getting the rope

>> No.6716416

>>6716371
back to /tttt/, speedrunner.

>> No.6716419

I say "howdy, I came here to score big at Donkey Kong but guess I'll score big with you fine dames instead. Let's monkey around"

>> No.6716421

>she-ra
why would I want to play that?

>> No.6716426

>>6716371
i-is she sitting on the joystick

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>>6716371
pic related

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>um, e-excuse me miss, i was gonna play that

>> No.6716468

complain to the front desk to have their degenerate PDA esorted elsewhere, then get a bag of popcorn at the snack bar knowing how much of a shit storm they'll throw over "muh rights"

>> No.6716478

I tattle on them. It works as an adult.

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>>6716371
I dispatch of them with two swift thrusts of my lance

>> No.6716525

>>6716464
>choker
>k-swiss

this was circa 1999-2000, that arcade must've been empty and deslolate

>> No.6716551

>>6716371
>tranny non existent arcade machine that dispense redemption tickets

Shit image, shit thread, barely on topic. But knowing the moderation on this board it'll stay up for hours.

>> No.6716590

>>6716525
It was full of evidence from the OJ murders

>> No.6716660

I say "hey, dykes. Get the fuck out of the way" and then probably get kicked out of the place cus LGBT fags are like a mafia with protection

>> No.6716795

I use this oppurtunity to ask them something I've always wanted to know, I say to them, "Excuse me lesbians, but I was wondering, if you all are attracted to women and not men, how come your sex toys are all modelled after a man's genitals? You dont see fags fucking rubber pussys afterall."

>> No.6716826

watch from the shadows, wide eyed and smiling furiously master baiting to the rhythm of beeps and bloops of the games around me

>> No.6716881

>>6716371
throw my drink on the roasties and yell BITCH I'M ABOUT TO PLAY SOME MOTHER FUCKING STARGATE DEFENDER

>> No.6716960

Same as always, put my quarters up. This is the rule no one breaks. Even gay whores know this.

>> No.6716965

>>6716371
Put a coin on her head and say "Im next"

>> No.6716983

>>6716371
The artist here couldn't have drawn uglier women if they tried.

>> No.6716987

>>6716960
>>6716965
Saw fights break out after breaking the quarter rule, but only on fighting games.