/vr/ - Retro Games

Robo Pedo detected.

>>6658275
Anonymous poster detected.

>>6658275
Begone real life pedo.

>>6658302
lul nice deflection Pee Wee Herman
>it's ok that I'm sexually attracted to a girl who looks like an 8 year old because she's canonically a robot
This is you.

>>6658310
You gotta stop raping kids anon, it's not OK.

>>6658310
>it's ok that I'm sexually attracted to a girl who looks like an 8 year old because she's canonically a robot
This but unironically.

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>>6658302
Your 2D fetish will become 3D one day, if it hasn't already. Best drop it altogether or kys.

>>6658324
I tried her game recently, it's a ton of fun.

>>6658339
bump!

CUTE!

Doomguy cute!

Atrus from Myst/Riven is CUTE!

>>6658271

Tron > Roll

>>6658463
Tron is provably a virgin. Roll probably is too, but it can be proven with the existing materials.

>>6658313
Says the retard with drawings of sexualized children on his hard drive. See that unmarked van outside? Ignore it.

>>6658506
>looking at pictures of kids and thinking of sex
>calls others pedos

>>6658515
Would you show professionals at work or whatever your photos of cartoon children while calling them cute?

>waahh stawp sexualizing anime children it leads to REAL bedophilia :(((
>Proceeds to post in the general dedicated to DOS murder simulators
/vr/fags everyone.

>>6658543
There is nothing reddit hates more than cute girls. You must combat them by posting more.

>>6658543
Murder simulators are a video game approximation of the hunter nature of humans as an animal. We like to throw things at targets. I don't play video games because I like to kill, it's an abstraction, there is something about being human where we feel rewarded for aiming at a target and hitting it. I enjoy shooting inanimate things too in games, robots, cardboard, doesn't matter.

Uhh what is a picture of a child an approximation of?

Mega Man 8 Roll was the first character that made me realize that I could find voices attractive.
I really don't know why myself but something about her "WELCOME BACK" and "GOOD LUCK MEGA MAN" lines made my heart twitch.
For this reason Mega Man 8 Roll is easily my favorite Roll.

>>6658565
She was my first Roll too. I still adore her to this day.

>>6658572
I was about to say she wasn't my first, and then I remembered my first interaction with the Mega Man franchise as a whole was Marvel vs. Capcom 2, which has her in this outfit, so I guess she really is. Which makes it even more logical that this would be my favorite version of Roll.

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I just want to point out there's absolutely no way Roll has genitals in canon since there's no reason at all for Dr. Light to put working genitals on a robot.
This interpretation actually makes her more attractive to me because it makes her purer.

>>6658271
Wasn't some actual Capcom MM designer a creepy weirdo that drew tons of nsfw Roll stuff?

>>6658762
Everyone lewds Roll, retard.

>>6658762
yes

>>6658793
Why is Roll cute to you?

Mona from the classic retro GBA series Warioware

>>6658762
Nothing creepy about wanting to have sex with Roll.

>>6658271

>>6658762
Also Capcom themself that start lewding Roll

>>6658809

I hated how they waifu-ized her in Gold. Classic Mona is delicious

>>6658809
Is it autism?

>>6658760
>no reason
>implying Light didn't
I'm so sure.

>>6658310
...and that's a good thing!

>>6658897
Dr. Light has never shown any sign of romantic or sexual interest in anything in any of the games so assuming her having a pussy is canon would be kind of silly.

>>6658390
Looks like the buy from Dexter.

>>6658921
*guy

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>>6658506
>HE'S RAPING THOSE IMAGES STOP HIM!!!

>>6658913
He's not a sociopath. He knows well enough to keep that shit under wraps, though making a robot like Roll is already showing his hand a bit. Why does she have to look like that at all?

>>6658913
Light built Rush and Eddie to assist Megaman, so he could spend more of the time that he's away banging Roll in peace.

>>6658936
>though making a robot like Roll is already showing his hand a bit. Why does she have to look like that at all?
She's just a little girl. He made her cute because if you're going to make a little girl robot you might as well make her cute. Besides that she isn't particularly sexually provocative unless you're specifically attracted to little girls.
As for why he made a little girl to begin with, he already made a little boy (Rock) so it only stands to reason

>>6658935
>duhhh just because i masturbate to photos of naked dudes doesn't mean i'm sexually attracted to males

If you create a robot with human-like intelligence and program it to be okay with having sex with you and you have sex with it, is it actually rape since you didn't really get its consent, you forced it to consent?

>>6658969
A robot is not a living thing, no matter how sophisticated it's AI is.

>>6658992
That's extremely debatable.

>>6658969
Second rule : Robot must obey human

>>6658941
I hope to never meet you in public

I think Roll is really cute, but I'd rather be her cool older brother who spoils her than her husband.

>>6658998
Of course it's debatable, Blade Runner wouldn't be great if we didn't ask these questions. But robotics, even to the degree that they exist in the Mega Man universe cannot be considered living beings.

>>6659013
Spoil her with your dick.

>>6659014
"Living beings" in a strictest terms perhaps not. But if they're that intelligent I'd most likely consider them "people", which in my opinion would mean they deserve to have rights similar to other people, within reason of course.

>>6659017
I would buy her lots of candy. Then she would tell me she can't eat candy or anything for that matter and that I already know that so why do I keep buying her candy. I laugh and drive away, leaving her standing there with several bags full of candy.

>>6659019
OK, so let's say that robots with intelligence are given human rights. Some of those benefits of course would be that a robot could not be coerced into sex if they do not consent. I think most can agree that that's a good thing. But another right they would receive, at least in my country, would be the right to vote. Who's to say that the robots cannot be programmed to lean towards specific ideologies to benefit one side over another? Robots, even ones with thoughts and emotions they can express, are susceptible to programming in a way that humans aren't. Of course you can likely make an effective argument for human programming in the media, but there would still be a deciding human element that would differentiate it from a robot who sources lines of code for their decision making process.

>>6659048
Talk about games or fuck off.

>>6659050
you are mother is an game faglard

>>6659024
You have outwitted me. I admit defeat.

philosophy discussion and lewding picture of Roll ?

My kind of thread .

>>6659048
If they can be programmed with specific ideology in mind from the get go, then they don't have intelligence of their own, only what they are programmed to have. You can just as well make a slut robot that would always consent to anything with anyone and using it won't be rape.

>>6659081
That's why there should be laws in place (when this becomes at all relevant) to protect innocent robotic life from being abused (e.g. being 'born' into a life of a sex slave or used as a tool of political corruption)

>>6659081
Humans are sort of "programmed" with ways of thinking. Like we are predisposed to empathy or we would not take care of our families or those we consider part of our "group" and we would never have been able to create civilization. Contrary to what a lot of edgelords suggest, humans are inherently a highly social and empathetic animal. Real pieces of shit to their enemies (which often includes other humans), but yeah, we are predisposed to caring about others, a sort of programming, contrast with some animals who don't care about anyone and who all leave their babies immediately after birth.

>>6659114
Would it be most reasonable to have robots programmed with the limitations/tendencies of humans? You know, the evolutionary traits humans have developed over time such as the yearning to be part of a group and to protect each other from harm? Love, empathy, etc.? Not sure how easy it would be to program a robot to have such complex functions as human-like love but whatever.
Or would it just be cruel to force such things onto a race which didn't ask for it?

>>6659128
>yearning to be part of a group
That's the most detrimental part of our soiety
In fact that's the reason for absolute most wars and conflicts, including current situation in America

>>6659136
I don't know man I'm just a dog.

>>6659136
Interestingly enough, that Us vs. Them mentality is what motivates Sigma, until they made it all about a virus that Wily gave to him through Zero.

I'm deeply in love with Roll and I want her to be my wife.

>>6659226
She's 12 you pedo

>>6659397
I'm muslim you racist

>>6659397
Is she 12 forever or will Dr Light eventually give her a new adult body? It must be horrible to be trapped in that form forever.

>>6659405
Kek.

>>6658961
>yeah this noodle armed thing with a plank for a torso? Totally looks like a real girl

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>>6659407
But is it alright to want her as your daughter

>>6658818
>let's put a fan favorite character in the game but make her really weak as a joke

Where is Roll in the X timeline? Did she....die?

>>6659441
That's what joke character are for .

>>6659476
Don't joke with my feelings.

>>6659487
Have a Roll

>>6659426
Yeah that's fine
>>6659445
Yes duh

>>6658760
I assume he wanted a daughter and gave her a vagina not to fuck her but to go the extra mile for accuracy.

>>6659591
He couldn't even give them complex emotions and you think he went out of his way to invent robot pussy?

>>6659597
Maybe?

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>>6659607
Obviously he gave her a working vagina so that Mega Man could have incestuous sex with her while they constantly worry over whether what they're doing is right or not, their minds going haywire from how lewd and wrong their actions have become, the extra computing power intensifying the sickening pleasure of the act.

>>6658275
Hey, nothing wrong with being a robosexual.

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>>6659136
*sending gold* ;-D

>>6659441
That's...kind of the point of a joke character. They're just there to mess around with and occasionally test yourself.

Is Coco retro?

>>6660007
Yes...?

>>6660007
she was introduced in crash 2 (1997)

>>6658271
god imagine how warm and soft her hair__ is

>>6658271
Do you think Roll is soft to the touch, or is she cold hard steel?

>>6660123
must be soft, considering she does not have any exposed joints

>>6658935
It's not about the images. It's about normalization of child sexualization. It's still debatable whether this normalization causes any substantial harm in the end, but at least deal with the real argument and not some retarded strawman, you dipshit.

>>6660104
Yeah but she didn't look cute until 20 years later.

>>6660167
No one actually feels this way, it's just shitposting.

>>6659226
Based muslim anon.

Please for the love of god post more Roll

>>6660262
i thought she was cute in 2 and 3

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>>6660324
-- also, i actually don't mind what they did with the trilogy remake of her
far better than the 6th gen games, i love the original trilogy, but didn't get any of the 6th gen games, just not appealing at all

>>6660335
MOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3govFGuo74Y

>>6659405
S-sorry.

>>6659405
Since when is "Muslim" a race?

>>6660706
As long as you're not white or Japanese, you have free pass to do anything.

Controversially, I would say it wasn't until he put on a shirt that he really got to me.

Of course, that also makes it not retro.

>>6658532
of course not, even if i brought my own daughter downtown i'd get people wondering if i'm kidnapping her, society treats all men as pedos until proven otherwise, it doesn't matter how safe the images are

>>6660007
So is GameCube and GBA.

>>6658271
ROLLICONS OUT

>>6661958
Is it just me or is the anatomy all messed up

>>6659441
>let's put a waifu in the game and make her really weak so that only those truly in love with her will pick her

>>6663227
>society treats all men as pedos until proven otherwise, it doesn't matter how safe the images are
>>6659072
Society always misunderstands.

>>6663227
You sound like billy kincaid

>>6663948
please stay

>>6664271
comparing me to a child murderer
nice, brilliant.
i bet you like women, too, are you a women murderer?
people have some pretty misguided ideas about what pedophiles are like

Daily reminder that all members of the cunny cartel will be publicly executed with AA guns.

>>6665158
This board has a reddit problem, and it is clear this is solving it.

Aruru!

Aside from her being able to beat the living shit out of you she is pretty cute

>>6666096
>bird dna
Does she have a cloaca? Asking for a friend.

>>6658310
Wouldn't realistic androids be the best thing for violent/abusive sexual fetishes though?

>>6666104
Hm, now that I think about it, maybe. By the way where was it stated that she had Chozo DNA? The prequel manga?

>>6658913
You know when I worked in an actual office I'm pretty sure 99% of my co-workers had no idea what my romantic life or sexual preferences where either. Well, beyond I life everyone else (including most of the women) stared a bit at this one girl with huge tits.

That's not the kind of shit you bring to blue collar jobs and just throw out to the world.

>>6659426
But what if I want her as my daughter AND plan to make her blow me?

>>6665158
Is this you?

>>6660007
That CG model isn't.

>>6658418
lolol based

>>6667892
My waifu

>tfw years ago there was some great fanart of her but it is mostly long gone now

>>6659647
I kinda felt sad for the sex robot in this game lol, idk why

I was surprised how quickly I took to Minnie Mouse the Hedgehog once I was able to play her in a decent game. Unfortunate that all her best showing were in hacks and fan games.

>>6658762
>creepy weirdo
cope tranny

There's also that absurdly charming YouTube short, but I don't think we're counting that.

monkey

>>6671070
More like cope pedo. Hating pedophiles isn’t exclusive to trannies lol.

>>6671826
dilate

>>6671826
>imagine hating children and believing you're on a higher moral ground because of it

Shayna is cartoon-y cute!

Or should I say, "Treasure-Cute".
The character art on its own is deformed and odd in a way that would not imply beauty, but the certain players get attached to the character over the course of the game, and as a result players think they're adorable by the end.

I've seen similar happen with Marina of Mischief Makers.

>>6673851
Forgot pic.

>>6659610

>being a moralfag on 4channel
what is the point lol?
also
>being islamophobic

>>6667778
Its been proven time and time again that the biggest moralfags always have something terrible they try to cover up. Deep down they know they have done something wrong, so they have to virtue signal not just to convince everyone they're a good person, but themselves too.

Dumping my folder

and obligatory GoG-chan for keeping the retro scene alive.

>>6675548
>my mind's saying no... but my body... my body is telling me to SHAKE SHAKE

Aruru!

FUCK YOU TAITO, WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HER HER OWN GAME.

Why do the Roll Threads never talk about the cute upgrade she got in the super nintendo version?

>>6658818
Yeah, this is on Capcom.

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>>6658814
>dat nipple outline
Son...

>>6677330
i need it bros

>>6675252
nice diaper m'lady

>>6666153
That's sick anon
Seek help

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>>6671839
Are there any Umihara hacks that change her sprite from the chibi style to one that resembles art more?

>>6658324
This guy gets it

>>6677330
I'm 100% down for this.

>>6677441
not at the same time though!

>only one female Pokemon protag can qualify as /vr/

And she's not even that great.

>>6679972
fuck off she's beautiful

>>6677441

To hold her down?
I think he will be able to manage that himself.

>>6658271
post more roll panties.
>>6658275
aussie range ban evasion detected.

>>6658390
post the LIVE kino edition.

>>6675662
truly the king of nipples!

>>6658390
Literally who

>>6680278
Why do Roll fanboys spend so much time being salty? A random online called you a pedo, so what? Stop being so insecure over a drawing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne-09Bs_bRo

>>6661121
Loophole, coming through!

>>6680318
I'll be completely honest: I get a weird sense of satisfaction from arguing with people like that.

>>6665084
No patntsu?

>>6680441
She may have been recently serviced

>>6680318
Why do moralfags spend so much time being salty? A random online posted a sexy girl, so what? Stop being so insecure over a drawing!

>>6677376
you... know it's a real hack, right?

>>6681805
I thought the implication was that the hack would get a physical release with boxart and all. I don't have my Genesis anymore, but I would be nice to see the hack recognized, it's top tier stuff.

>>6658271
does anybody have that image with the games in which you play as a cute little girl

>>6680461
f off
I don't want to see Roll's stinky undies on /vr/.

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>>6682481
thanks

>>6682456
I see, you prefer nopan.

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>>6658271
>tfw no robo daughterfu
Why even live bros?

>>6684303
She's a robot, she probably shouldn't be swimming.

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>>6676894
Since I couldn't read English, that's what I thought Zero was at first.

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>>6685097
big if true

>>6683972
I wish that were me.

>>6682363
nah, it's just custom boxart for emulator frontends

>>6685271
Still good stuff.

>>6685949
Okay. Guess I'll post the other one and complete the trifecta.

>>6658271

>>6667778
Imagine being an actual child groomer and thinking "yes, I will be the defender of the children". Just shut the fuck up forever and/or kill yourself lol.

>>6667778
>censors himself
>expects to be taken seriously

>>6667778
Twitter n United Nations pedos need to be banned from 4chinners.

>>6658946
He wanted to ROCK N ROLL with a loli n shota if you knew what i met. Wink wink habba habba.

Dreamcast is Retro.

This is actually the 2000 art, I misnamed the image.

Jump CD

Do not open! An ancient one sleeps here!

What the f*ck is won't with you guys?! She's like 10 years old!! And you're talking about wanting to have sex with her and how hot she is... This place is disgusting, you're all f*cking pedophiles!!!!

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>>6688779
good taste

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>>6689169
Is that...Yuna?

>>6658271
C U N N Y
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>cuties were suppoed to be ugly but find CUNNY for some reason.

Where are the mods?

>>6691239
How would you mod Roll?

>>6691260
You don't want to know.

>>6691239
They abandoned this dark place.

>>6691239
too busy COOOMING to this based thread

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>>6671804
This shit blows my mind. I will always be a scrub at Umihara Kawase.

>>6675629
>coping this hard
This is nonsense caused by the fact that it's so surprising when a moralfag is caught like that so it makes a big impression on you. The vast majority of moralfags actually just are... moral.

Yyyr

>>6692152
Even if you're not good, you should still try. I'm not very good at the Umihara Kawase games but even nailing one of the maneuvers in that webm is incredibly satisfying.

>>6692190
You know what else it is, it's just trolling.

>>6691238
dont forget

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>>6692357
lol niggers, always good for a laugh

ever found the non jpeg versio of this?

>>6692373
i tried unscaling it and creating a new palette, but jpeg has fucked up some parts of it too much, and it doesn't quite pick the right colours everywhere