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6642447 No.6642447 [Reply] [Original]

>cartridge game stops booting
>OI YOU GOTTA DOUSE THE OUSE IN PETROL AND SET LIGHT TO IT
>BREAK OUT THAT BRASSO AND WEAR THE CONTACTS DOWN TO THE COPPER, IT'LL ENSURE THERE'S NO INTERRUPTION BETWEEN THE PINS AS THEY SCRAPE THE GOLD TEETH OF THE CONSOLE
>PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND BRANDISH YOUR PINK ERASER, VIOLENTLY VIOLATE THE CARTRIDGE CONTACTS
>GIVE IT A LICK AND BLOW, IT'S GUARANTEED TO WORK
>USE MUMS NAIL POLISH REMOVER, TAKE A SWIG AND SPIT IT INSIDE THE CONSOLE
>BUY ME GAME CARDS TO CLEAN EM, WORKS LIKE NEW EVERY TIME

>disc game stops booting
>YOU GOT THAT DISC ROT
>YOU GOT THAT DEAD LASER YOU NEED TO FIND A SPECIFIC JVC CD PLAYER FROM 1988 AND SALVAGE IT
>JUST BUY A NEW ONE
>ADJUST THE POTS WAY OUT OF SPEC AND OVERDRIVE THE LASER UNTIL IT ETCHES CRUDE PENIS PATTERNS IN THE DATA LAYER OF THE DISK
>n-no d-don't use a q-tip and a bit of alcohol and roll it on the lens....it's never just a little dusty don't do that...

>> No.6642698
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6642698

>>6642447
Sir, this is a Wendy's

>> No.6643601

>>6642447
>ADJUST THE POTS WAY OUT OF SPEC AND OVERDRIVE THE LASER UNTIL IT ETCHES CRUDE PENIS PATTERNS IN THE DATA LAYER OF THE DISK
I keked. Seriously though, I don't get why people don't use Electrical Contact Cleaner for dirty cartridge contacts. It's designed specifically for the job, and it's not expensive.

>> No.6644576

>>6642698
Christ those ads look disgusting. I can't believe something so revolting could have been carefully crafted and photographed by professionals in the advertising business. And best yet burgerclaps actually find those tasty looking.

>> No.6644685

>>6642447
Or you could just emulate like someone who doesn't have crippling autism.

>> No.6644708
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6644708

>>6644685
>crippling autism

>> No.6644717

>>6642447
>n-no d-don't use a q-tip and a bit of alcohol and roll it on the lens....it's never just a little dusty don't do that...
kek, every time...

>> No.6644735

>>6644708
phew that takes me back.. like 17 years

>> No.6644751

>>6644708
why can't retroarch into proper ui like this?

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6645741

>>6644751

>> No.6646050

>>6642698
fpbp

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6647961

Dexoit d100l how many times do i need to say this?

>> No.6647975

>>6647961
every day until we like it