/vr/ - Retro Games

First thing that comes to mind is Secret of Mana when you can see the xxx book with the pic of the naked lady in it.

>>662691
I think that game was released before the ERSB was formed, but i'm not sure.

>>662660
FF8 has browsable Playboy mags, iirc.

I can't be assed to play the game up to this point right now, so have this generic Google image result.

>>663038

I think that was only in the arcade version. I don't think it made it to the SNES version.

Why the fuck am I knowledgeable about tiger balls on a sprite? I'm going outside for air. Be right back.

>>663056

They actually are in the SNES version.

I checked.

However, as I said, I don't feel like playing up to that point right now on the SNES version to prove it. It's like on level 3 or some shit.

>>663065

I'm honestly considering firing up the ROM and playing to stage 3 to take a screenshot of tiger balls.

At 1:30 AM on a Tuesday. What the hell happened to my life.

>>663038
Before someone asks, it's Knights of the Round

>>663089

anon you've gone too far anyway, might as well go deeper down the rabbit hole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

Skip to 0:56

Again, I can't be assed to play the game up to this point right now to take a sharper screenshot (for obvious reasons), so instead I had to briefly watch a Let's Play by an obnoxious meme spouting douchebag to snap a picture. And while the word can go either way since it has 2 definitions, the fact that they gambled someone taking the most more "questionable" meaning is mindboggling, especially when you consider how paranoid they were with censoring religion and anything remotely related to death.

I'm fairly surprised that this hasn't come to anyone's attention AT ALL for the past 2 decades or so that the game has been available (especially starmen.net faggots)... unless people are too intimidated by the people in this particular part of the game to even notice.

>>663145
Yeah, no, that's not getting stuff by the censors, that's just you laughing every time they say something that sounds vaguely sexual.

>>663145
sem·i·nal
/ˈsemənl/
Adjective
(of a work, event, moment, or figure) Strongly influencing later developments.

it literally means "of the seed"

>>663145

Or you know, nobody cares. I'm inclined to believe my theory.

>>663152
>>663151

But of course the word stems from something related to seeds. What do you take me for?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/seminal

sem·i·nal
adjective \ˈsem-ən-əl\ (Medical Dictionary)
Medical Definition of SEMINAL
: of, relating to, or consisting of seed or semen <seminal discharge>

>>663165
I take it that if they said 'Dick', you'd automatically assume they meant a penis, not someone named Richard?

>>663152
>>663165
>>663171
I've not once seen seminal used as anything other than referencing semen.

Ultros in Final Fantasy VI to Terra during the first fight against him

>What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuvzg3-4F1Yn7vUtKPgroxUrOOEa3N_9Os6Hw8PHyi4tYXJbSO3WZA4aFKEZG7iZvIUu7BT_a9jRKu_VJh5zHwy2GEFhry43EanxtSN_njdK623-0GNruT8XUrzXvLsA3f0GIzqDIKLbVzTAD3OvmYD29kO9-6v9nU4Bv4nqo4IcBYQfW_M

>>663176
you'll note that he'll mass-tentacle occasionally but Terra is the only one he will use a single target tentacle attack on

Ultros in Final Fantasy VI says this before he attacks Terra in their first fight

>What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...

>>663151
>>663152
>>663165

Seminal evidence in a court case DOES pertain to semen. Youre all wrong.

>>663190
lmgtfy is the greatest website ever created

>>663178
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=seminal+work

>>663171

You're not seeing my point.

See, that particular part of the game consists of a bunch of people saying what can be considered utter nonsense, since there's no context to establish what the fuck is he talking about. The way he expresses himself is correct and coherent, but otherwise, he's not making any sense.

When I refered to "gambling", I meant that they relied on a word which could have been easily replaced by something else that did not alluded to something that, by Nintendo's standards, would not be questionable.

You are free to believe whatever you want to believe, though. That word has more than one meaning, and it was not I who decided it to be that way. Unfortunately for you, the way that particular piece of text was worded can lead people to believe either way.

>>663208
Well, actually, the way it was worded, you know, the fucking context, pretty much rules out your possibility.

>>663208
>they intentionally snuck in a semen reference for no real reason just because they could

or

>the guy is using seminal in a pretentious analysis fashion along with other words like didactic and explicate

"You're free to believe whatever you want" too, you passive-aggressive twat.

>>663186

When sex is involved, yes. This does not involve sex.

>>663216

"Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident."

So basically, because I hate entropy (which can mean either of these 3 definitions courtesy of Merriam-Webster: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/entropy)), that's enough to support his theory. Very subjective. But what kind of evidence is he talking about anyways?

>>663229

The fact that we're arguing over what meaning that word has in such a vague and confusing context just goes to show oversight on editing and censorship.

>"You're free to believe whatever you want" too, you passive-aggressive twat

I did not mean it in that tone, my short sighted friend. I was merely stating the obvious: that phrase can mean more than one thing. You can believe what I've said so far, or you can believe what you think is correct. Neither of us has a say on who is right or wrong.

>>663186
new guy in the convo here, but wouldn't Seminal evidence mean something along the lines of strong evidence or maybe something that stems from something else IE:
>dead body in room
>blood on walls, carpet
>blood is seminal evidence in reference to dead body?

the irony of this is that it's a semantic argument

Really surprised SoTN got away with a T rating. Game has blood, gore, and tits.

>>663278
so does your mom, but she was rated E for everybody

>>663281
But my mom is a lesbian.

>>663281

>>663265

Exactly. I just raised an issue. I did not expect to be correct or wrong, but people in this thread so far have been obsessed with dismissing a valid interpretation. I said it myself in my first post: it can go either way.

I'm almost inclined to believe (pardon my reckless assumptions and conclusions) that if I were NOT speaking of Earthbound, I might have not been met with such a fierce and uncalled for defense.

All of majora's mask.

>>663291
He doesn't know that the Japs use SAGE and AGE as down/up votes
>Set A Good Example
>A Good Example

>>663291
Actually, he was making a pun, hence why he said 'ironic'
Also, it has nothing to do with it being earthbound, it has to do with you being an idiotic teenager that sees double entendres everywhere that they aren't

>>663312
That reeks of bullshit.

>>663321
But it's not. That's what it originated as.
Hell, that's how this site was way, way back when it was still young, but we've evolved to remove age and make sage just a non-bump, generally pointless and / or off-topic post.

>>663328
You're gonna have to cite your sources.

>>663321
It is bullshit. sage(ru) means to push or go down, essentially, and age(ru) is more like lift or raise.

My cred? I petitioned for the creation of /m/, and I got 20K GET in /v/ when it was good.

/v/ was never good.

>>663315

>it has to do with you being an idiotic teenager

Oh, cool. Now you're relying on slander.

Very well, then. I have already made my points. Take them as you may. If your goal was to "win", I'll throw you a bone and declare you the victor... no matter how meaningless and (personally) disappointing it is. I wanted to have a sensible discussion and reach an agreement, but at this point, it doesn't seem possible. You're still fixated on being right, no matter what.

I'll take my leave now. Take care, anon, and have a nice day.

>>663339
But there is no reason for me to believe anything you just said.

>>663334
Look at ancient /b/ images for SAGE.
Took me a while to dig back, but here's an example. It used to be used as "youre shit, have some sage" which is basically a more violent way to downvote someone, which was the initial purpose of the Japs. See: >>663339 for the general translation.
Considering that, we called them "Set a good example" and "A good example" to make sense.

>>663345
A little experience would go a long way, son.

>>663347
>son.

Oh no! You used an empty insult!

>>663336
Because I was in no way using teenager as a phrase.
Right, I mean everything 100% literally all the time.

>>663351

And by the looks of your response, it worked.

>>663351
I used an adjective to refer to you. Much like "guy, bro, dude, fella, homie" etc.
But hey, if you want to get rustled by that, that's fine by me.

>>663357
That's completely downplaying the diminutive connotation of "son".

>>663360
And you're completely ignoring the point and focusing on something completely trivial.
To be fair, "son" is more negative than, say, guy, which is entirely neutral but open to interpretation.

Focus on the point of the conversation, "son".

>>663373
The "point" of the conversation is moot, you just make some empty claims about your supposed seniority on the site.

>>663376
And yet that's not the core of the conversation, that's something you want to focus on to avoid the truth you were ignorant to.

>>663178

then you don't read

The joke in the Earthbound screen is the guy is a parody of wordy philosophical/political types. "Seminal" is a ridiculously common word.

This shit caught me completely off guard

>>663417
She sells alcohol

>>663424
If she were, she wouldn't have added "of sorts" because trading alcohol is completely normal.

>>663182
To be fair, that was before the internet and tentacle rape became better known in America. To those who don't know Hentai, it just sounds like "I wanna get my hands on her" or something.

>>663427
Also she wouldn't add those
Come on, this shit is just too obvious to be rebutting it

>>663438
No it wasn't.

What in the fucking fuck happened to this thread?

>>663427
Also she wouldn't add those *hearts*
Come on, this shit is just too obvious to be rebutting it